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What do you guess Leon is?
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Your son is a geek.
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What are you talking about? He's a
normal kid.
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Help me out here.
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Do something.
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You want me to be more proactive?
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Yes, exactly.
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This is Ryan Old broadcasting live from
Duckyville High.
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Do you know anything about Ryan Old's
dad?
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Nothing really. I think he's a fireman.
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Really?
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Oh, my God, you like him, don't you?
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Thanks again, Molly.
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Oh, hey, Frankie, listen, I want you to
meet someone. This is my friend, Cal
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Vesey, Frankie Hector. It's nice to meet
you. You too.
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So what was Ed like in high school?
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Why do you ask?
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Just curious, I guess.
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This is going to be good.
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You're damn right it is. You're about to
taste your first real hot dog. Not the
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hot dog.
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This.
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Hey, Ed.
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Whatcha cookin'?
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Hey, Frankie.
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I'm making soup for lunch.
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Oh, good.
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Yeah.
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Oh, but Ed. Yeah.
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That's not soup. That's stew.
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What? You got stew there. You're looking
at a pot of stew.
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I'm not doing it right?
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No, no. You're doing it great.
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Provided you want stew.
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I want stew. I want soup.
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Well, that's too bad because you got
stew.
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It looks like soup to me.
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It's stew. How do I get soup? You got to
add more water.
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I got... Still stew.
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What the... Stew.
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Stew. Do.
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Do. Do!
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Where would I be without you? Eating
still.
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Eli, hey!
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What's up? Right on time, as always.
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Hey, Ed, man, did you hear what happened
over at Baby Charlie's restaurant the
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other night?
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Yeah, yeah, that guy got killed.
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Yo, that was my friend, Jeff Dyer, man.
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Really? Eli, I'm so sorry.
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Ed, I need a favor.
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Yeah, sure, you need to take some time
off? When Jeff had the accident, my
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friend Danny was with him, and now he's
in trouble.
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What kind of trouble?
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The police think maybe it wasn't an
accident. They want to question him. I
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them I'd get him a lawyer.
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Uh... Yeah, Eli, look, I don't know. I
mean, I've never actually been involved
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in a murder case. Your friend should
probably get a lawyer with more
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Ed, I've known this guy my whole life.
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Please, man.
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Okay, yeah, I'll go talk to him. Come
on, Frank.
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I'll be coming next year.
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Eli. Hey, yo, D, what's up, man?
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It's good, man. I don't know.
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I mean, you know, I still can't believe
he's, uh... I mean, what a stupid way to
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die. How could I let him... D, don't do
that to yourself, man. It was an
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accident. It's not your fault.
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Yeah. Kid like... Now, look, these are
the lawyers I told you about.
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This is Ed Stevens, and this is Frankie
Hector. Hey.
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Hi. Thanks for coming down.
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Eli says you guys are the best.
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Well, he has to. I signed his paycheck.
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We'll certainly do everything we can to
help you through this.
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Am I in trouble?
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Danny, honestly, it's too early to tell.
We still don't know what the police
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think happened.
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An accident is what happened.
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Then all you have to do is tell the
truth. Ed and I will be here to take
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you. That's right.
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Mr. Martin, I'm Detective Henderson.
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Could you come with me?
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Come on. Let's get this over with.
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Hey, buddy.
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Buddy? Yeah, we're buddies.
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Yeah, but we never call each other
buddy.
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Well, guys call each other buddy, so I
figured we could call each other buddy.
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Unless, of course, you prefer pal.
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Why do I feel like I'm in a Reject
episode of Seinfeld right now? Okay, so
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thinking about bringing Ryan's dad some
chili down to the firehouse.
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Really?
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Okay, that's a long time to spend on one
word. Why are we just bringing Sean
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Noel chili?
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Because he's a fireman.
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Firemen love chili. I see.
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Yeah. Someone's got a crush.
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Someone's got a crush. I do not have a
crush. Yes, you do. I do. You put an
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on that one fast.
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Yeah, you know, I like having crushes.
They really break up the day.
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What kind of tree are you making?
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Three alarm. Why not four alarm? Two
forward.
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We had a Charlie dog, some fries, and a
couple beers.
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How many are a couple?
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Did you tell the truth?
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Three for me, four for Jeff.
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Were you drunk?
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A little bit, yeah.
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Then what?
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We went outside, you know, by the big
baby Charlie statue, and Jeff said,
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climb it, for old time's sake.
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What do you mean?
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We used to do it back in high school.
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Anyway, the next thing I knew, there he
was, up on baby Charlie's head.
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Then what?
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He shimmied out onto the arm.
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Which arm?
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The one that sticks out, holding up the
big Charlie dog.
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And then?
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I yelled out to him, you know, get off
of there, you jackass, you're gonna...
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And then the whole thing just...
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Tipped over and crashed to the ground.
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Anything else, Detective?
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No, that's all for now.
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Sorry for your loss, Mr. Martin.
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Thank you.
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But I wouldn't plan on leaving town for
a couple of weeks.
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Detective, this is just a tragic
accident. There's no reason to think
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Thank you, Mr. Stevens.
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Good day.
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Sean Noah's here to see you.
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Send him in.
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Am I catching you at a bad time?
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No. No, not at all. I'm just sitting
here, principling.
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Oh, have a seat.
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I need your help.
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Ryan?
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Yeah.
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He's not being bullied again, is he?
Because I haven't seen anything.
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Oh, no, no, no. Everything's been great
on that front, thanks to you.
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Oh, well, what's wrong?
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Well, it's me and him.
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You know, ever since Ryan's mother died,
we haven't, I don't know, been
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connecting very well.
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What's the problem? The problem is we
don't have anything in common, you know?
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We're different kinds of guys.
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What do you mean by that?
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All right.
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My idea of a good time. Have a couple
beers with the guys. Watch ESPN.
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Ryan's idea of a good time is, you know,
I don't know.
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What his ideal good time is? I mean, he
spends all his free time up in his room
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with his computer.
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So you prefer he drink a beer and watch
ESPN with you?
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I just want us to be friends.
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Well, have you tried?
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Oh, yeah.
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I invited him to the firehouse like a
thousand times.
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He has no interest.
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What kid doesn't want to ride on a big
fire truck?
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Kid? Come on, what human doesn't want to
ride on a big fire truck?
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Exactly. Well, look, I don't know if
I'll be any help, but I would be glad to
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talk to him.
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I'd really appreciate it.
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No problem.
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Hey, uh, Sean.
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You know, if I do some good here, I get
to ride on a big truck.
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You do some good here.
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I'll let you work the silent.
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You got that kind of power?
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Yeah, it's about the limit.
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Carol, hey. You got a four -way chucky
on you?
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What? Four -way chucky. Couldn't put it
on lane six broken. Me without my four
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-way chucky.
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No, I just have my two -way chucky. Hey,
look.
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That is bad boy. Right.
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Ed? Yeah?
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Danny Martin is being charged with
murder.
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Yeah, second degree.
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Well, rumor has it that you might not
take the case.
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This is a small town, isn't it?
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I think you should do it.
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Really? Yeah, I really do.
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Why?
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Because I know you.
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I know if you don't take it, it'll haunt
you for the rest of your life.
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Look, this case isn't about me, Kyle.
This case is about Danny Martin.
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If you don't do it and Danny Martin
loses after Eli asked for your help,
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that going to make you feel?
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You can handle it.
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I'm never going to make it.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hi, Ryan.
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Hi, Ms. Hudson. How's everything going?
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Not bad.
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Believe it or not, I'm still getting
mileage off hijacking the PA.
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That's great.
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Yeah, but I figure in a week or two, I'm
going to have to top it.
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I'm going to tear down the hallway on
Harley.
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Uh, Ryan, I don't think... I'm kidding.
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Okay, listen, um, I had a very
interesting visitor come to my office.
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to guess who it was?
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Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott? No.
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Independent filmmaker Todd Sollin?
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Nope. Martha Stewart?
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Nope. Arsenio Hall?
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Ryan. Yeah?
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Your dad came to see me.
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Oh, come on.
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Listen, Ryan, he's really worried about
you.
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Yeah, I know he's worried about me.
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He's worried I'm a geek instead of a big
dumb jock. And you know what?
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He's right.
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So why don't you tell him to just stop
worrying about it and get over it?
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He just wants to be your pal and spend
time with you.
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I gotta go.
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Ed, what the hell is going on? You're
under arrest for second -degree murder.
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Yeah, that much I heard, but why?
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The police have an eyewitness.
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Oh, this is insane.
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An eyewitness to what? I didn't do
anything.
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We don't know yet. It was just an
accident.
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A stupid, drunken accident. Why doesn't
anybody believe me?
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We believe you, Danny.
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So what happens now? You'll be arraigned
and you'll have to make a plea.
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This can't be happening.
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It's going to be okay, Danny.
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There's a guy with an office in a
bowling alley.
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I'm sorry.
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Look, I don't mean to be a jerk.
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Okay, but I'm in serious trouble here,
right?
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And I know Eli says you guys are great
lawyers, but are you up to this?
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We can handle it, Danny.
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I hope so.
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How can I help you, darling?
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I'm looking for Sean Noel. Is that
right?
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Oh, lucky Sean.
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Hey, you got a sister?
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What? Hey, is her name Wilma? Because I
ain't never dated a Wilma. I don't have
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a sister.
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You got any friends named Wilma? Molly!
Sean!
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Come on in.
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Nice meeting you, Al.
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Hey, next time you bring a Wilma now.
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So what's up?
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I talked to Ryan.
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You did? How'd it go?
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Not so great.
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He says that you don't accept him for
what he is.
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That's crazy.
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He says that you don't get him and that
you don't want to get him.
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But that's exactly what I want. You
know, he won't let me try.
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Look, I have an idea.
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Why don't the three of us have lunch
together, and I can sort of mediate
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the two of you. Okay, that sounds good.
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I made you chili.
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Wow, thanks.
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But, you know, I don't eat red meat.
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Oh. Oh.
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I'm kidding.
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That's all I eat.
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Oh.
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I'm not nervous. Yes, you are. Why do
you think I'm nervous? You're squeezing
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leg. All rise.
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That was your leg? Uh -huh. I'm sorry. I
thought it was furniture.
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Be seated.
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Mr. Daniel Martin, you are charged with
murder in the second degree in that with
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criminal intent you caused the death of
one Jeff Dyer.
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How do you plead?
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Mr. Martin pleads not guilty, Your
Honor.
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And we respectfully request that he be
released on his own recognizance and not
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be required to post bail.
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We strenuously object, Your Honor. This
is a murder two case.
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There's every reason to believe that if
Mr. Martin is released, he is a flight
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risk. Mr. Martin is not a flight risk,
Your Honor. He's been steadily employed
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by Allied Insurance for close to a
decade. He's a model citizen without so
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as an outstanding parking ticket on his
record. Your Honor, please.
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I've heard enough, gentlemen.
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I'm setting bail at $75 ,000.
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$75 ,000?
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Believe it or not, Denny, that was a
victory.
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What is so funny? Every time you get
ready for a date, you turn into the
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Tasmanian devil. Stop calling this a
date.
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What do you want me to call it?
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Teacher -parent -student conference.
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Too bulky.
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How about TPSC?
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It's so hard to say. How about we
pronounce it TPSC? Be quiet.
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What do you think of this?
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Pretty.
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I mean, too pretty? Like, date pretty?
Because I don't want him to think that I
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think that this is a date.
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It's pretty darn pretty.
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How about this?
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Perfect screams tipsack.
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Wait, isn't that what you want?
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Gosh, Carol, am I just being horrible?
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What do you mean?
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I'm using a student's trouble as an
excuse to hit on Dad.
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Actually, I think the father is using
his son's problems as an excuse to hit
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this sexy principal lady.
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Okay. I'm going with the skirt.
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Yes. Now, you listen. Listen, Roger. The
judge ordered the DA to give me those
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documents by yesterday morning, and it's
now today morning.
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Where's the stuff, Roger? Where's the
stuff, Roger?
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No, no, listen to me, okay? If I don't
get, if I do not get, if you don't have
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time to tell your boss, if I don't get
those documents that I want on my desk,
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in 15 minutes, I will come down there
myself.
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No, no, 15, 15 minutes, Roger.
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Roger that.
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We got to get back. Did you check the
distance from here to the window? No,
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been taking pictures.
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What, are you making a coffee table
book? We got to get back. It's going to
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at least 10 hours to go through all that
stuff. Then we get through going
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through all this at what? You can do
that.
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What if I blow her?
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Do you really think I'd let that happen?
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Well, this is great.
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Which one of you guys does the cooking
around here?
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Well, I made lunch, but Ryan here?
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This guy can really cook.
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Oh, yeah?
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What's your specialty?
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Frozen waffles.
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00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:37,860
Mmm. So, Ryan, have you told your dad
about chess club? I didn't know you were
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in chess club.
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00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:43,560
Oh, no. He's not just in the chess club.
He rules the chess club.
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00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:47,660
Hey, what's that movie about the chess
prodigy? Duke's Bigelow.
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00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:50,760
Searching for Bobby Fischer was a great
movie.
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00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,240
Yeah, we ought to rent that, all right?
329
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:55,060
Look, why don't I just go get a frying
pan?
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Excuse me?
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That way you guys can literally hit me
over the head with it.
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That would be less painful than this.
333
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This police report states that Detective
Johnson found Danny's handprints all
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over the statue's legs.
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00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:18,090
Well, we're not denying he was there.
And the handprints could have just as
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easily been made from him trying to hold
it steady.
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00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,129
What's that one?
338
00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:23,390
It's David from the eyewitness. She's a
waitress from the restaurant.
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00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:25,010
You saw Danny? Who's the statue over?
340
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:26,830
She saw him push it over.
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00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:28,450
That's what it says.
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00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:29,730
Is she sure it was Danny?
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She said she served both guys Charlie
dogs. Soon after they left, there was
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noise outside.
345
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She looked out the window and saw a guy
in a blue flannel shirt pushing the baby
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Charlie mascot.
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No chance Danny was wearing, say, a red
leotard?
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Afraid not.
349
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How far away was she?
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Oh, man.
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00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,030
What is it? Let's take a look at that.
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00:16:56,210 --> 00:17:02,870
Jeff Dwyer's credit card receipts, cell
phone bills, a
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happy leprechaun motel. I don't get it.
He was having an affair?
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00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:06,790
Keep looking.
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Anna Martin.
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Danny's wife.
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00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,159
He's married?
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00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,480
He separated. He told me she left him
four months ago.
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00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:18,859
That's right when this happy leprechaun
stuff started happening.
360
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,140
And so we have?
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A motive.
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00:17:25,069 --> 00:17:27,829
I didn't know about it. You've got to
level with me, Danny. You've got to
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with me. Because if you don't level with
me, then we go in the courtroom and
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00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:32,570
there are surprises. I cannot have
surprises when we go in that courtroom.
365
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:36,170
not know that my wife was having an
affair with Jeff Dyer. Do you have any
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at all how devastating this is to the
case? The case? The case.
367
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:42,650
Do you have any idea how devastating
this is to me? Not only have I lost my
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friend in the whole world, not only have
I been charged with his murder, but now
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I have to process the idea that he was
sleeping with my wife.
370
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,070
I'm sorry.
371
00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:56,830
Danny, I just want to make sure this
doesn't go down the wrong road.
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Can we move on to the next question,
please? Yeah, let's move on to the next
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question. The eyewitness is a waitress
who says she saw you push over the
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statue. Can you think of any reason she
might think that?
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00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:09,830
No. She must have seen wrong. I didn't
push the statue over. You did touch it,
376
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,210
though. Your handprints are on the base.
377
00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:12,850
Oh, God.
378
00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:15,590
What?
379
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,890
You know how I told you we used to climb
the Charlie statue?
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00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,390
Mm -hmm. Yeah.
381
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:23,190
One night after a few too many beers,
Jeff wrapped his arms around the thing
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00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:24,790
started pushing it back and forth.
383
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:27,710
I said, what are you doing? And he said,
I'm rocking the baby.
384
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:30,450
So that became another thing we used to
do back then.
385
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:33,210
So this time you accidentally caused it
to go over?
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00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,390
No, I wasn't even touching it when it
fell.
387
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,890
So does anyone else know about this
rocking the baby thing?
388
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:39,850
No, just me and Jeff.
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00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:44,650
Come in.
390
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:51,030
Let me guess.
391
00:18:51,370 --> 00:18:53,150
Quake. Nope. The Sims.
392
00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:55,070
Nope.
393
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:58,270
Okay, I'm out. You've exhausted my
knowledge of online gaming.
394
00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,630
Is it Pong?
395
00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,250
Kidding. I'm not that much of a
dinosaur.
396
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,670
It's called Rune Master.
397
00:19:06,630 --> 00:19:08,650
Oh, yeah. I've heard of that.
398
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,570
And what was it you tried to do in Rune
Master?
399
00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:14,790
Become Rune Master?
400
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:21,230
Yeah. And you are Odin?
401
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:24,890
Look, it's a little difficult to
concentrate and answer these questions
402
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:25,890
same time.
403
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:29,610
That's not how we speak to guests in our
house. No, no, no. It's okay.
404
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:32,770
Sorry.
405
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:37,810
Ms. Martin, what's your relationship
with the defendant?
406
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,970
I was married to him for six years.
407
00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:41,350
And now?
408
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:42,950
We're separated.
409
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,530
And when did you two separate?
410
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:46,610
Four months ago.
411
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:49,540
Did you leave him? Did he leave you? Or
was it mutual?
412
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,480
I left him.
413
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Why?
414
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:57,180
I don't know. I guess we weren't getting
along very well.
415
00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:00,640
Yes, you weren't getting along very
well, but why did you leave him?
416
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,400
asked and answered. She said they
weren't getting along.
417
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,120
Sustained. Move on, Mr. Leach.
418
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:10,780
Ms. Martin, were you having an affair
with Jeff Dyer?
419
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,660
Yes. And were you having an affair with
Mr. Dyer?
420
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,100
When you decided to leave Danny Martin?
421
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,300
Yes. Did you tell your husband about the
affair?
422
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:24,920
No, I did not.
423
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,600
Why not?
424
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,460
I was afraid of how he might react.
425
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:30,900
Why?
426
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,820
He's defending a jealous man.
427
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:36,880
Ms. Martin.
428
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,760
I guess a little bit.
429
00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:40,340
Isn't it true?
430
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:45,050
That he flew into a rage at your office
Christmas party last year when your boss
431
00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:46,210
put his arm around you.
432
00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:49,750
We can get your boss up here, Miss
Martin.
433
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,290
Yes. I'm nothing further.
434
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,650
So, Miss Martin, you never told your
husband about the affair.
435
00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:03,490
No. So he knew about it.
436
00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:05,030
Objection. Calls for speculation.
437
00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:06,810
Sustained.
438
00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,950
Did Danny ever give you any indication
he knew about the affair?
439
00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:15,550
No. If he's as jealous a guy as the
prosecution suggests, flying off to
440
00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:18,890
Christmas parties and such, wouldn't he
have had great difficulty in keeping
441
00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:19,890
such a thing to himself?
442
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:21,450
I would think so, yes.
443
00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:23,610
So I guess he never knew about it.
444
00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:25,310
Objection! Calls for conclusion!
445
00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:26,770
Withdrawn.
446
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:27,970
Thank you, Miss Martin.
447
00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:34,390
Was that good?
448
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,549
That was good.
449
00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:36,550
It felt good.
450
00:21:43,409 --> 00:21:45,370
Molly? Hey, Sean. Come on in.
451
00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:47,870
I got your message. Now, what's the
great idea?
452
00:21:48,190 --> 00:21:49,770
Pull up a chair, fireman.
453
00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:53,490
Okay.
454
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:59,150
Okay. Give me a name. Something mythic.
455
00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:03,530
Mythic? Yeah. You know, like Xanthazar.
456
00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:04,910
All right.
457
00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:06,250
Okay. I got one.
458
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:08,350
Xanthazar.
459
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:09,490
Very funny.
460
00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,240
Well... Here's my plan.
461
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,380
You are going to play Rune Master.
462
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,140
I'm going to play Rune Master?
463
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,440
Yeah. Yeah, you're going to create your
own band of settlers, with my help, of
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00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:24,220
course, and then you're going to enter
the world of Rune Master, and you're
465
00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,960
going to look for... Runes?
466
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,220
No! No, Ryan!
467
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,180
Ryan, I mean, he won't even know who you
are. You can talk to him in his world
468
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:35,640
on his terms. You know, forge some
common ground.
469
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:36,979
That's genius.
470
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:37,980
I know.
471
00:22:41,450 --> 00:22:44,990
This guy wants to trade amulets for the
key. Is he insane?
472
00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:46,670
I'm just perverse.
473
00:22:47,890 --> 00:22:52,430
What's a reasonable number of amulets to
ask for? I don't know, like four.
474
00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:55,390
Really? I was thinking like 1 ,200.
475
00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:57,630
Good one.
476
00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:58,670
How about ten?
477
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:03,270
Yes! I got the key for ten amulets!
478
00:23:04,490 --> 00:23:08,210
Thank you, and farewell, Elric.
479
00:23:11,809 --> 00:23:12,809
Farewell, Odin.
480
00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:16,130
All right. Well, that was a start.
481
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,510
Well, now I have something to talk to
him about.
482
00:23:20,570 --> 00:23:21,570
Thanks, Molly.
483
00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:22,850
My pleasure.
484
00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:32,270
Miss Kolchak, how much time would you
say transpired between Mr. Martin
485
00:23:32,270 --> 00:23:33,610
the statue and the statue falling?
486
00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:36,090
Maybe five or ten minutes.
487
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,860
And... According to the reservation
register, Baby Charlie's hosted four
488
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:42,660
birthday parties that night. Did you
wait on any of those?
489
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,740
Yeah, two at once. I had a party of
eight and a party of 14.
490
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:51,700
Oh, right, the Gaydush party and the
Madden party. They began at 8 o 'clock
491
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:54,660
8 .30. Do you recall what time Mr.
Martin and Mr. Dyer went out to the
492
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,400
Yeah, I do. It was just before 9.
493
00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:01,260
So when you were watching Mr. Martin
push the statue, you were also taking
494
00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:03,640
of two birthday parties, and it says six
other tables?
495
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:05,360
Yeah, I had eight tables.
496
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:06,700
The dog pound.
497
00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:08,610
That's what we call that section.
498
00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:13,430
So, Ms. Kolchak, even though you saw Mr.
Martin push the statue, even though you
499
00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:16,430
saw the statue fall, is it possible that
because of the business of taking care
500
00:24:16,430 --> 00:24:19,630
of two birthday parties and those other
tables, Mr. Martin wasn't actually
501
00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:21,530
pushing the statue at the moment it
fell?
502
00:24:22,070 --> 00:24:23,230
Objection. He's leading her.
503
00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:24,650
I'm going to allow this.
504
00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:27,110
Please answer the question, Ms. Kolchak.
505
00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:29,970
Is it possible?
506
00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:34,330
Sure. It's...
507
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:38,470
Possible that at that exact moment a
tornado swept through and knocked the
508
00:24:38,470 --> 00:24:43,150
thing over. But I saw what I saw. And he
was pushing it, and then it fell.
509
00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:56,650
Where are mine amulets?
510
00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,330
What?
511
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:05,490
I seek thine golden pendants. Ten in
number.
512
00:25:05,810 --> 00:25:12,290
Dad. Ten magical brooches that shall
provide me with infinite wellness as
513
00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:13,290
upon in our covenant.
514
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,070
Dad, what are you doing?
515
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:16,590
I'm not dad.
516
00:25:17,490 --> 00:25:20,030
I am Elrich the Elder.
517
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:25,550
And soon I shall be your rune master.
518
00:25:28,050 --> 00:25:29,410
Oh, my God.
519
00:25:29,650 --> 00:25:31,250
Elrich the Elder is your dad?
520
00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:35,230
The key to Futhark's gate may be yours,
Odin. Dad, stop.
521
00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:38,530
Hey, Ryan, I think we're going to take
off.
522
00:25:39,990 --> 00:25:40,990
All right.
523
00:25:41,630 --> 00:25:42,630
Talk to you guys later.
524
00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:54,870
You know, Leach is going to have a field
day with Danny on the stand tomorrow.
525
00:25:55,710 --> 00:25:58,590
I know. That rock and the baby stuff is
going to be very hard to swallow.
526
00:25:58,890 --> 00:25:59,819
Yeah, but...
527
00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:02,260
If I don't put him on the stand, we're
left with the waitress saying she saw
528
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:04,520
shaking the statue without any
explanation as to why.
529
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:05,780
You have to take the chance.
530
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:06,960
Yeah, I know.
531
00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:09,780
Hey, man.
532
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,080
Hey, everything's locked up. All right,
Eli, thanks.
533
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,460
Good night. Good night, Eli.
534
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,960
Hey, Eli, you sure you never heard of
rocking a baby?
535
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,420
Nah, man, that was Jeff's and Danny's
day.
536
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,300
Hey, Ed.
537
00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:27,900
I just want to say thanks for taking
care of my boy.
538
00:26:28,659 --> 00:26:29,659
I'm trying, Eli.
539
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:32,060
You do it.
540
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,460
1989, Eastern Conference Finals.
Cleveland Cavaliers versus the Chicago
541
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,880
Fifth and final game of the series.
542
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,660
Cleans 199 with three seconds to play.
543
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:02,800
Michael Jordan gets the ball. He
dribbles towards the key. He pulls up
544
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,619
the circle.
545
00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:07,040
Craig Elo jumps up to block him, but
Jordan just sort of hangs there in
546
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,220
until Elo floats by.
547
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,220
Then he releases the sweetest jumper you
ever saw.
548
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,720
Bulls 101, Cavs 100. It's known as the
shot.
549
00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:17,880
I'm aware of it. That's right. You know
what Michael Jordan said he thought
550
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,880
about when he got the ball?
551
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,720
What? Nothing.
552
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,020
He just did it the same way he did it
the other million and a half times in
553
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,280
life. No thinking.
554
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,060
I'm glad you're here, Frankie.
555
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,400
Me too.
556
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,780
Rocking the baby.
557
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:46,480
Now, are you sure you want to give that
as the reason you were pushing over that
558
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,480
statue?
559
00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:50,440
Objection. Objection on so many levels,
I can't even count them.
560
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,140
Sustained. Mr.
561
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,560
Leach, behave.
562
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,630
Sorry. Sorry.
563
00:27:56,390 --> 00:27:58,830
Please, help me out here, Mr. Martin.
564
00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:06,990
The reason that Jeff Dyer was climbing
the statue of baby Charlie was because
565
00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:08,310
it was an old high school tradition.
566
00:28:08,650 --> 00:28:09,650
That's correct.
567
00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:14,150
And the reason that you were seen
shoving that statue was... Your Honor,
568
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,610
already answered that was also a high
school tradition. I just want to make
569
00:28:16,610 --> 00:28:18,830
we get all these old high school
traditions straight.
570
00:28:19,670 --> 00:28:23,810
Now tell me, Mr. Martin, are there any
other high school traditions that we
571
00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:24,810
to know about?
572
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,319
No, sir.
573
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:31,040
What about the high school tradition of
killing your best friend for stealing
574
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,040
your wife? Your Honor.
575
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,100
Mr. Leach, that right there was the
penultimate straw.
576
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,980
You don't want to get to the last straw.
577
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,320
Last question.
578
00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:47,820
Is there anyone on God's green earth who
can corroborate your claim that shaking
579
00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:52,300
that statue was an old high school
tradition called rocking the baby?
580
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,660
Only me and Jeff knew about it.
581
00:28:59,179 --> 00:29:00,179
Exactly. Mr.
582
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:11,420
Martin, I know this is a difficult time
for you, losing your best friend and
583
00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:12,740
learning that your wife had been
unfaithful.
584
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,540
Objection! What straw is he on?
585
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,480
Let's get to it, Mr. Stephens.
586
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,020
Three questions.
587
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,760
One, did you know your wife was having
an affair with Jeff Dyer?
588
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:23,960
No, I did not.
589
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,880
Two, were your hands on the statue when
it toppled?
590
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,100
No. It fell because Jeff climbed out to
the end.
591
00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:34,100
And three, did you murder Jeff Dyer?
592
00:29:36,820 --> 00:29:39,600
Jeff Dyer moved into my neighborhood
when he was 11 years old.
593
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,540
He had these big, meaty hands and was a
good two heads taller than all the other
594
00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:45,540
kids.
595
00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:51,060
And the first day, he comes over to me
and my friend Eli over there, and he
596
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:55,720
says, you guys want to be friends with a
big guy?
597
00:29:56,919 --> 00:30:02,000
And we just cracked up and said, yeah,
we could use a big guy.
598
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,880
And that was it.
599
00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:07,180
We were friends ever since.
600
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,160
No, I didn't murder Jeff Dyer.
601
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,600
Okay, thank you, Olga.
602
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:25,860
Hey, Ryan, have a seat.
603
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:34,540
I heard your encounter with the real
-life Elric the Elder didn't go so well.
604
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,020
Yeah, that's the lamest stunt he's ever
pulled.
605
00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:41,040
I mean, it's one thing to be embarrassed
in front of regular kids, but it's an
606
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,500
entirely different level of shame when
it's in front of your equally dorky
607
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,260
friends. Why would he do that?
608
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:47,760
It was my idea.
609
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:49,620
What?
610
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,700
Look, Brian, you and I have always been
honest with each other, right?
611
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:57,860
Yeah. So, can I be honest with you now?
612
00:30:58,180 --> 00:30:59,180
Yeah.
613
00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:02,760
You're behaving like a horse's ass.
614
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:09,560
Like your father is reaching out to you.
He wants to have a relationship with
615
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,780
you. He's invited you down to the
firehouse a million times. You don't go.
616
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:19,440
He learns how to play rune master to try
and talk to you. You get angry with
617
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:24,320
him. My dad does not approve of me
because I'm not Mr. Big Popular Jock
618
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,320
I can't change that.
619
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:26,460
No, Ryan.
620
00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:33,100
You... Don't approve of him because he
was Mr. Big Popular Jock Guy.
621
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,400
And he can't change that.
622
00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:45,260
Hey, Ed.
623
00:31:45,340 --> 00:31:46,340
Carol, hey.
624
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,300
Wow, that's some serious furring of the
brownie peck on on there. You okay?
625
00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:55,220
Yeah, just polishing my clothes. We'll
be back in a couple hours.
626
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,790
Hmm. I'm putting my money on you.
Really?
627
00:31:58,430 --> 00:31:59,430
Not a lot of money, no.
628
00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:02,149
I'm kidding.
629
00:32:02,150 --> 00:32:03,150
I'm going to be fine.
630
00:32:03,550 --> 00:32:05,670
It's funny, you know, you become a
lawyer, you never think you're actually
631
00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:08,670
to try a murder case. And here I am. I
lose, and there's a man convicted of
632
00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:09,670
murder.
633
00:32:10,110 --> 00:32:13,590
But you are the smartest bowling alley
lawyer in the world. That's comforting.
634
00:32:16,130 --> 00:32:17,130
Oh, this right here?
635
00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:21,050
This is old Mr. Washington, the Reverend
Henry S. Washington, Jr.
636
00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:24,710
He was the clergyman? Oh, no, he was our
math teacher that used to talk like a
637
00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:29,570
preacher. It is not your aptitude, but
your attitude that will determine your
638
00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:32,050
altitude with a little intestinal
fortitude.
639
00:32:32,390 --> 00:32:34,510
Oh, he was the worst math teacher we
had.
640
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:41,570
Oh, my God. Is that you with Jeff and
Danny? Yeah.
641
00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:44,310
You look so cute.
642
00:32:44,550 --> 00:32:47,730
Oh, yeah, that's the boys right there.
We should hang out in the quads, just
643
00:32:47,730 --> 00:32:50,970
scheming on the girls right before
lunch, just figuring out our plan of
644
00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:55,750
Oh, my God.
645
00:32:56,050 --> 00:32:57,750
Eli, I'm sorry. Can I just for a sec?
646
00:32:58,050 --> 00:32:59,090
Yeah, no problem.
647
00:33:00,030 --> 00:33:01,550
What's going on? I'll tell you in a sec.
648
00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:03,910
Carol, hi.
649
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,540
Where did you get those mittens? I want
those mittens. Oh, well, that can happen
650
00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:09,100
if you play your cards right. I got a
present for you. E by high school
651
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:11,360
yearbook, which also happened to be Jeff
Dyer and Danny Martin's high school
652
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,840
yearbook. Read what it says underneath
this picture.
653
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,680
Jeff Dyer.
654
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,360
We'll always remember.
655
00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:21,980
Rocking the baby with Danny.
656
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,540
Rocking the baby with Danny. Oh, my God.
This is fantastic. I know. We were
657
00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:26,720
looking through it, and I saw it.
658
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:27,959
You're amazing.
659
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,960
I know.
660
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,480
Woo!
661
00:33:35,939 --> 00:33:37,220
State your name for the court, please.
662
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,980
Eli Totwright Goggins III.
663
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:44,820
Your Honor, I'd like to mark this 1989
Cougleton Hills yearbook as Defense
664
00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:49,440
Exhibit H. Your Honor, I object to the
tardiness of this evidence and this
665
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,980
witness. We already covered this, Mr.
Leach.
666
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,480
So admitted.
667
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,380
What is this, Mr. Goggins?
668
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,120
This is my high school yearbook.
669
00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,900
Also Danny's and Jeff's.
670
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,960
Could you please turn to page 57 and
read what it says under Jeff Dyer?
671
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:10,699
Jeff Dyer will always remember Princess
Stanley, Coffin with the Boys, Eli's
672
00:34:10,699 --> 00:34:15,080
Jetpack, Rockin' the Baby with Danny,
and Sweet Lotta Anderson, who can make a
673
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,080
blind man see again.
674
00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:19,500
Could you repeat the part right before
Sweet Lotta Anderson?
675
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,659
It says Rockin' the Baby with Danny.
676
00:34:23,139 --> 00:34:24,139
Thank you.
677
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,120
Nothing further.
678
00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:28,380
Mr. Leach?
679
00:34:28,710 --> 00:34:29,770
Nothing at this time.
680
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:42,130
Danny Martin is a jealous man.
681
00:34:42,949 --> 00:34:47,850
And when Jeff Dyer stole his wife, he
decided to kill him.
682
00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:51,429
But Danny Martin is also a smart man.
683
00:34:52,370 --> 00:34:54,350
So he didn't use a gun.
684
00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:56,050
He didn't use a knife.
685
00:34:56,650 --> 00:35:01,350
In a dark alley somewhere, he did it in
front of everybody by convincing Jeff
686
00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:06,690
Dyer to climb up the statue of a giant
baby and push it over.
687
00:35:07,990 --> 00:35:14,790
The story is almost so comical, it can't
be murder, right?
688
00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:18,090
Wrong.
689
00:35:18,990 --> 00:35:21,290
So what if...
690
00:35:21,630 --> 00:35:26,370
Climbing up the statue of baby Charlie
and rocking it were once high school
691
00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:28,770
traditions. Then they were traditions.
692
00:35:29,470 --> 00:35:33,850
But on that Wednesday night, they were
weapons.
693
00:35:36,370 --> 00:35:37,370
Thank you.
694
00:35:52,270 --> 00:35:53,710
You know how we need a ring ding?
695
00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:57,130
The chocolate outside is fine.
696
00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:02,150
But what you really want is the Creamy
Delicious Center. Well, in closing
697
00:36:02,150 --> 00:36:05,290
arguments, folks, you know what the
Creamy Delicious Center is? Evidence.
698
00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:12,030
So what the prosecution just gave you
was the chocolate outside. No mention of
699
00:36:12,030 --> 00:36:15,750
the eyewitness. Why? Because her
testimony was unreliable. No mention of
700
00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,810
Danny Martin knew about his wife's
affair. Why?
701
00:36:18,450 --> 00:36:20,710
Because there is no evidence that Danny
Martin did know.
702
00:36:21,150 --> 00:36:22,150
about his wife's affair.
703
00:36:23,170 --> 00:36:27,750
Now, in this case, the prosecution gave
only one piece of evidence that Danny
704
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:30,250
Martin shook the statue at some point.
So what did we do?
705
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:33,430
We gave you the yearbook, which is
evidence that explains why.
706
00:36:35,790 --> 00:36:36,970
Let me put this clearly.
707
00:36:38,010 --> 00:36:43,490
There is no evidence that proves beyond
a reasonable doubt that Danny Martin did
708
00:36:43,490 --> 00:36:44,650
kill Jeff Dyer.
709
00:36:50,089 --> 00:36:51,089
Thank you.
710
00:37:04,130 --> 00:37:07,790
Hey, where's my Wilma? You having
trouble finding me a good Wilma? Oh,
711
00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:10,910
Wilma that's good enough for you, Al.
Yeah, I want a good Wilma.
712
00:37:11,310 --> 00:37:12,310
Molly?
713
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,430
Hey, what are you doing?
714
00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:18,230
Well, you know, you're always coming to
my work to talk about Ryan, so I figured
715
00:37:18,230 --> 00:37:19,750
I'd mix it up a little and come down
here.
716
00:37:20,070 --> 00:37:21,310
So he's speaking to you, huh?
717
00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:22,970
Better than what I'm getting.
718
00:37:23,570 --> 00:37:26,030
Oh, well, uh, he has no choice.
719
00:37:26,530 --> 00:37:28,950
He gives me the cold shoulder, I give
him detention.
720
00:37:29,530 --> 00:37:31,210
Wish I had that club in my bag.
721
00:37:31,670 --> 00:37:34,410
Oh, you guys will figure it out. I have
faith.
722
00:37:36,090 --> 00:37:41,790
So, uh, if I'm not mistaken, I believe
that I am owed one chilly dinner with
723
00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:43,990
men of Duckyville Hook and Ladder
Company No. 7.
724
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,600
Uh -huh.
725
00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:50,220
So you faked concern for me and my son
just to get in my chili. Is that how it
726
00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:54,200
is? Can't I be concerned with you, your
son, and your chili?
727
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,360
Hey, guys!
728
00:37:58,680 --> 00:37:59,680
Clean up!
729
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,200
We've got a lady joining us for dinner.
730
00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:10,220
Oh, and my battery, it just runs out on
me.
731
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,020
I'd like to take a walk about.
732
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:21,440
And so it came to pass, I saw you on the
grass, baby, in the bustling crowd.
733
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:29,120
Some people look strange, some people
look strange, some people are just
734
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,740
through you.
735
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:37,700
So when you look at me, I wonder who you
see now, now, who I am for
736
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:38,700
you.
737
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,320
Take a trip under the ground.
738
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,380
Take a little look around.
739
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:54,140
Baby, don't you know people come and go
just like the
740
00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:55,140
rainbow.
741
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,400
Madam Foreperson, have you reached a
verdict?
742
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:25,280
We have, Your Honor. What say you?
743
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:31,840
We, the jury, in the matter of Daniel
James Martin, find the defendant not
744
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:37,040
guilty of murder in the second...
Congratulations.
745
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,040
I don't know what to say to you guys.
746
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,940
Interesting environment, man. I wouldn't
have it any other way, man. Right.
747
00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:07,820
Yo, man.
748
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,400
Hey, thanks, man.
749
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,300
You're welcome. You're welcome.
750
00:40:30,129 --> 00:40:31,129
Hey, partner.
751
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:32,470
Hey, partner.
752
00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:36,530
And you didn't think you could handle a
murder, Kate?
753
00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:38,150
Hold on now. I never said I couldn't.
754
00:40:38,550 --> 00:40:40,170
You were awesome today. You know what?
755
00:40:40,510 --> 00:40:42,470
You've been awesome all week. Thank you.
Thanks for everything.
756
00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:44,510
Good night.
757
00:40:44,970 --> 00:40:45,970
Good night, Frankie.
758
00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:49,430
Hey, hold on. You forgot your bag.
759
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:53,170
Oh, that's for you. I figured you'd be
too tired to cook, so I swung by the
760
00:40:53,170 --> 00:40:54,170
goat.
761
00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:55,550
Really?
762
00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:57,290
That's great.
763
00:40:57,990 --> 00:40:58,990
Starving.
764
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,560
Lovely cup of stew.
765
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,680
It's not stew.
766
00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:06,220
It's...
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