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What do you guess Leon is?

Your son is a geek.

What are you talking about? He's a normal kid.

Help me out here.

Do something.

You want me to be more proactive?

Yes, exactly.

This is Ryan Old broadcasting live from Duckyville High.

Do you know anything about Ryan Old's dad?

Nothing really. I think he's a fireman.

Really?

Oh, my God, you like him, don't you?

Thanks again, Molly.

Oh, hey, Frankie, listen, I want you to meet someone. This is my friend, Cal

Vesey, Frankie Hector. It's nice to meet you. You too.

So what was Ed like in high school?

Why do you ask?

Just curious, I guess.

This is going to be good.

You're damn right it is. You're about to taste your first real hot dog. Not the

hot dog.

This.

Hey, Ed.

Whatcha cookin'?

Hey, Frankie.

I'm making soup for lunch.

Oh, good.

Yeah.

Oh, but Ed. Yeah.

That's not soup. That's stew.

What? You got stew there. You're looking at a pot of stew.

I'm not doing it right?

No, no. You're doing it great.

Provided you want stew.

I want stew. I want soup.

Well, that's too bad because you got stew.

It looks like soup to me.

It's stew. How do I get soup? You got to add more water.

I got... Still stew.

What the... Stew.

Stew. Do.

Do. Do!

Where would I be without you? Eating still.

Eli, hey!

What's up? Right on time, as always.

Hey, Ed, man, did you hear what happened over at Baby Charlie's restaurant the

other night?

Yeah, yeah, that guy got killed.

Yo, that was my friend, Jeff Dyer, man.

Really? Eli, I'm so sorry.

Ed, I need a favor.

Yeah, sure, you need to take some time off? When Jeff had the accident, my

friend Danny was with him, and now he's in trouble.

What kind of trouble?

The police think maybe it wasn't an accident. They want to question him. I

them I'd get him a lawyer.

Uh... Yeah, Eli, look, I don't know. I mean, I've never actually been involved

in a murder case. Your friend should probably get a lawyer with more

Ed, I've known this guy my whole life.

Please, man.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Okay, yeah, I'll go talk to him. Come on, Frank.

I'll be coming next year.

Eli. Hey, yo, D, what's up, man?

It's good, man. I don't know.

I mean, you know, I still can't believe he's, uh... I mean, what a stupid way to

die. How could I let him... D, don't do that to yourself, man. It was an

accident. It's not your fault.

Yeah. Kid like... Now, look, these are the lawyers I told you about.

This is Ed Stevens, and this is Frankie Hector. Hey.

Hi. Thanks for coming down.

Eli says you guys are the best.

Well, he has to. I signed his paycheck.

We'll certainly do everything we can to help you through this.

Am I in trouble?

Danny, honestly, it's too early to tell. We still don't know what the police

think happened.

An accident is what happened.

Then all you have to do is tell the truth. Ed and I will be here to take

you. That's right.

Mr. Martin, I'm Detective Henderson.

Could you come with me?

Come on. Let's get this over with.

Hey, buddy.

Buddy? Yeah, we're buddies.

Yeah, but we never call each other buddy.

Well, guys call each other buddy, so I figured we could call each other buddy.

Unless, of course, you prefer pal.

Why do I feel like I'm in a Reject episode of Seinfeld right now? Okay, so

thinking about bringing Ryan's dad some chili down to the firehouse.

Really?

Okay, that's a long time to spend on one word. Why are we just bringing Sean

Noel chili?

Because he's a fireman.

Firemen love chili. I see.

Yeah. Someone's got a crush.

Someone's got a crush. I do not have a crush. Yes, you do. I do. You put an

on that one fast.

Yeah, you know, I like having crushes. They really break up the day.

What kind of tree are you making?

Three alarm. Why not four alarm? Two forward.

We had a Charlie dog, some fries, and a couple beers.

How many are a couple?

Did you tell the truth?

Three for me, four for Jeff.

Were you drunk?

A little bit, yeah.

Then what?

We went outside, you know, by the big baby Charlie statue, and Jeff said,

climb it, for old time's sake.

What do you mean?

We used to do it back in high school.

Anyway, the next thing I knew, there he was, up on baby Charlie's head.

Then what?

He shimmied out onto the arm.

Which arm?

The one that sticks out, holding up the big Charlie dog.

And then?

I yelled out to him, you know, get off of there, you jackass, you're gonna...

And then the whole thing just...

Tipped over and crashed to the ground.

Anything else, Detective?

No, that's all for now.

Sorry for your loss, Mr. Martin.

Thank you.

But I wouldn't plan on leaving town for a couple of weeks.

Detective, this is just a tragic accident. There's no reason to think

Thank you, Mr. Stevens.

Good day.

Sean Noah's here to see you.

Send him in.

Am I catching you at a bad time?

No. No, not at all. I'm just sitting here, principling.

Oh, have a seat.

I need your help.

Ryan?

Yeah.

He's not being bullied again, is he? Because I haven't seen anything.

Oh, no, no, no. Everything's been great on that front, thanks to you.

Oh, well, what's wrong?

Well, it's me and him.

You know, ever since Ryan's mother died, we haven't, I don't know, been

connecting very well.

What's the problem? The problem is we don't have anything in common, you know?

We're different kinds of guys.

What do you mean by that?

All right.

My idea of a good time. Have a couple beers with the guys. Watch ESPN.

Ryan's idea of a good time is, you know, I don't know.

What his ideal good time is? I mean, he spends all his free time up in his room

with his computer.

So you prefer he drink a beer and watch ESPN with you?

I just want us to be friends.

Well, have you tried?

Oh, yeah.

I invited him to the firehouse like a thousand times.

He has no interest.

What kid doesn't want to ride on a big fire truck?

Kid? Come on, what human doesn't want to ride on a big fire truck?

Exactly. Well, look, I don't know if I'll be any help, but I would be glad to

talk to him.

I'd really appreciate it.

No problem.

Hey, uh, Sean.

You know, if I do some good here, I get to ride on a big truck.

You do some good here.

I'll let you work the silent.

You got that kind of power?

Yeah, it's about the limit.

Carol, hey. You got a four -way chucky on you?

What? Four -way chucky. Couldn't put it on lane six broken. Me without my four

-way chucky.

No, I just have my two -way chucky. Hey, look.

That is bad boy. Right.

Ed? Yeah?

Danny Martin is being charged with murder.

Yeah, second degree.

Well, rumor has it that you might not take the case.

This is a small town, isn't it?

I think you should do it.

Really? Yeah, I really do.

Why?

Because I know you.

I know if you don't take it, it'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

Look, this case isn't about me, Kyle. This case is about Danny Martin.

If you don't do it and Danny Martin loses after Eli asked for your help,

that going to make you feel?

You can handle it.

I'm never going to make it.

Hey, what's up?

Hi, Ryan.

Hi, Ms. Hudson. How's everything going?

Not bad.

Believe it or not, I'm still getting mileage off hijacking the PA.

That's great.

Yeah, but I figure in a week or two, I'm going to have to top it.

I'm going to tear down the hallway on Harley.

Uh, Ryan, I don't think... I'm kidding.

Okay, listen, um, I had a very interesting visitor come to my office.

to guess who it was?

Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott? No.

Independent filmmaker Todd Sollin?

Nope. Martha Stewart?

Nope. Arsenio Hall?

Ryan. Yeah?

Your dad came to see me.

Oh, come on.

Listen, Ryan, he's really worried about you.

Yeah, I know he's worried about me.

He's worried I'm a geek instead of a big dumb jock. And you know what?

He's right.

So why don't you tell him to just stop worrying about it and get over it?

He just wants to be your pal and spend time with you.

I gotta go.

Ed, what the hell is going on? You're under arrest for second -degree murder.

Yeah, that much I heard, but why?

The police have an eyewitness.

Oh, this is insane.

An eyewitness to what? I didn't do anything.

We don't know yet. It was just an accident.

A stupid, drunken accident. Why doesn't anybody believe me?

We believe you, Danny.

So what happens now? You'll be arraigned and you'll have to make a plea.

This can't be happening.

It's going to be okay, Danny.

There's a guy with an office in a bowling alley.

I'm sorry.

Look, I don't mean to be a jerk.

Okay, but I'm in serious trouble here, right?

And I know Eli says you guys are great lawyers, but are you up to this?

We can handle it, Danny.

I hope so.

How can I help you, darling?

I'm looking for Sean Noel. Is that right?

Oh, lucky Sean.

Hey, you got a sister?

What? Hey, is her name Wilma? Because I ain't never dated a Wilma. I don't have

a sister.

You got any friends named Wilma? Molly! Sean!

Come on in.

Nice meeting you, Al.

Hey, next time you bring a Wilma now.

So what's up?

I talked to Ryan.

You did? How'd it go?

Not so great.

He says that you don't accept him for what he is.

That's crazy.

He says that you don't get him and that you don't want to get him.

But that's exactly what I want. You know, he won't let me try.

Look, I have an idea.

Why don't the three of us have lunch together, and I can sort of mediate

the two of you. Okay, that sounds good.

I made you chili.

Wow, thanks.

But, you know, I don't eat red meat.

Oh. Oh.

I'm kidding.

That's all I eat.

Oh.

I'm not nervous. Yes, you are. Why do you think I'm nervous? You're squeezing

leg. All rise.

That was your leg? Uh -huh. I'm sorry. I thought it was furniture.

Be seated.

Mr. Daniel Martin, you are charged with murder in the second degree in that with

criminal intent you caused the death of one Jeff Dyer.

How do you plead?

Mr. Martin pleads not guilty, Your Honor.

And we respectfully request that he be released on his own recognizance and not

be required to post bail.

We strenuously object, Your Honor. This is a murder two case.

There's every reason to believe that if Mr. Martin is released, he is a flight

risk. Mr. Martin is not a flight risk, Your Honor. He's been steadily employed

by Allied Insurance for close to a decade. He's a model citizen without so

as an outstanding parking ticket on his record. Your Honor, please.

I've heard enough, gentlemen.

I'm setting bail at $75 ,000.

$75 ,000?

Believe it or not, Denny, that was a victory.

What is so funny? Every time you get ready for a date, you turn into the

Tasmanian devil. Stop calling this a date.

What do you want me to call it?

Teacher -parent -student conference.

Too bulky.

How about TPSC?

It's so hard to say. How about we pronounce it TPSC? Be quiet.

What do you think of this?

Pretty.

I mean, too pretty? Like, date pretty? Because I don't want him to think that I

think that this is a date.

It's pretty darn pretty.

How about this?

Perfect screams tipsack.

Wait, isn't that what you want?

Gosh, Carol, am I just being horrible?

What do you mean?

I'm using a student's trouble as an excuse to hit on Dad.

Actually, I think the father is using his son's problems as an excuse to hit

this sexy principal lady.

Okay. I'm going with the skirt.

Yes. Now, you listen. Listen, Roger. The judge ordered the DA to give me those

documents by yesterday morning, and it's now today morning.

Where's the stuff, Roger? Where's the stuff, Roger?

No, no, listen to me, okay? If I don't get, if I do not get, if you don't have

time to tell your boss, if I don't get those documents that I want on my desk,

in 15 minutes, I will come down there myself.

No, no, 15, 15 minutes, Roger.

Roger that.

We got to get back. Did you check the distance from here to the window? No,

been taking pictures.

What, are you making a coffee table book? We got to get back. It's going to

at least 10 hours to go through all that stuff. Then we get through going

through all this at what? You can do that.

What if I blow her?

Do you really think I'd let that happen?

Well, this is great.

Which one of you guys does the cooking around here?

Well, I made lunch, but Ryan here?

This guy can really cook.

Oh, yeah?

What's your specialty?

Frozen waffles.

Mmm. So, Ryan, have you told your dad about chess club? I didn't know you were

in chess club.

Oh, no. He's not just in the chess club. He rules the chess club.

Hey, what's that movie about the chess prodigy? Duke's Bigelow.

Searching for Bobby Fischer was a great movie.

Yeah, we ought to rent that, all right?

Look, why don't I just go get a frying pan?

Excuse me?

That way you guys can literally hit me over the head with it.

That would be less painful than this.

This police report states that Detective Johnson found Danny's handprints all

over the statue's legs.

Well, we're not denying he was there. And the handprints could have just as

easily been made from him trying to hold it steady.

What's that one?

It's David from the eyewitness. She's a waitress from the restaurant.

You saw Danny? Who's the statue over?

She saw him push it over.

That's what it says.

Is she sure it was Danny?

She said she served both guys Charlie dogs. Soon after they left, there was

noise outside.

She looked out the window and saw a guy in a blue flannel shirt pushing the baby

Charlie mascot.

No chance Danny was wearing, say, a red leotard?

Afraid not.

How far away was she?

Oh, man.

What is it? Let's take a look at that.

Jeff Dwyer's credit card receipts, cell phone bills, a

happy leprechaun motel. I don't get it. He was having an affair?

Keep looking.

Anna Martin.

Danny's wife.

He's married?

He separated. He told me she left him four months ago.

That's right when this happy leprechaun stuff started happening.

And so we have?

A motive.

I didn't know about it. You've got to level with me, Danny. You've got to

with me. Because if you don't level with me, then we go in the courtroom and

there are surprises. I cannot have surprises when we go in that courtroom.

not know that my wife was having an affair with Jeff Dyer. Do you have any

at all how devastating this is to the case? The case? The case.

Do you have any idea how devastating this is to me? Not only have I lost my

friend in the whole world, not only have I been charged with his murder, but now

I have to process the idea that he was sleeping with my wife.

I'm sorry.

Danny, I just want to make sure this doesn't go down the wrong road.

Can we move on to the next question, please? Yeah, let's move on to the next

question. The eyewitness is a waitress who says she saw you push over the

statue. Can you think of any reason she might think that?

No. She must have seen wrong. I didn't push the statue over. You did touch it,

though. Your handprints are on the base.

Oh, God.

What?

You know how I told you we used to climb the Charlie statue?

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

One night after a few too many beers, Jeff wrapped his arms around the thing

started pushing it back and forth.

I said, what are you doing? And he said, I'm rocking the baby.

So that became another thing we used to do back then.

So this time you accidentally caused it to go over?

No, I wasn't even touching it when it fell.

So does anyone else know about this rocking the baby thing?

No, just me and Jeff.

Come in.

Let me guess.

Quake. Nope. The Sims.

Nope.

Okay, I'm out. You've exhausted my knowledge of online gaming.

Is it Pong?

Kidding. I'm not that much of a dinosaur.

It's called Rune Master.

Oh, yeah. I've heard of that.

And what was it you tried to do in Rune Master?

Become Rune Master?

Yeah. And you are Odin?

Look, it's a little difficult to concentrate and answer these questions

same time.

That's not how we speak to guests in our house. No, no, no. It's okay.

Sorry.

Ms. Martin, what's your relationship with the defendant?

I was married to him for six years.

And now?

We're separated.

And when did you two separate?

Four months ago.

Did you leave him? Did he leave you? Or was it mutual?

I left him.

Why?

I don't know. I guess we weren't getting along very well.

Yes, you weren't getting along very well, but why did you leave him?

asked and answered. She said they weren't getting along.

Sustained. Move on, Mr. Leach.

Ms. Martin, were you having an affair with Jeff Dyer?

Yes. And were you having an affair with Mr. Dyer?

When you decided to leave Danny Martin?

Yes. Did you tell your husband about the affair?

No, I did not.

Why not?

I was afraid of how he might react.

Why?

He's defending a jealous man.

Ms. Martin.

I guess a little bit.

Isn't it true?

That he flew into a rage at your office Christmas party last year when your boss

put his arm around you.

We can get your boss up here, Miss Martin.

Yes. I'm nothing further.

So, Miss Martin, you never told your husband about the affair.

No. So he knew about it.

Objection. Calls for speculation.

Sustained.

Did Danny ever give you any indication he knew about the affair?

No. If he's as jealous a guy as the prosecution suggests, flying off to

Christmas parties and such, wouldn't he have had great difficulty in keeping

such a thing to himself?

I would think so, yes.

So I guess he never knew about it.

Objection! Calls for conclusion!

Withdrawn.

Thank you, Miss Martin.

Was that good?

That was good.

It felt good.

Molly? Hey, Sean. Come on in.

I got your message. Now, what's the great idea?

Pull up a chair, fireman.

Okay.

Okay. Give me a name. Something mythic.

Mythic? Yeah. You know, like Xanthazar.

All right.

Okay. I got one.

Xanthazar.

Very funny.

Well... Here's my plan.

You are going to play Rune Master.

I'm going to play Rune Master?

Yeah. Yeah, you're going to create your own band of settlers, with my help, of

course, and then you're going to enter the world of Rune Master, and you're

going to look for... Runes?

No! No, Ryan!

Ryan, I mean, he won't even know who you are. You can talk to him in his world

on his terms. You know, forge some common ground.

That's genius.

I know.

This guy wants to trade amulets for the key. Is he insane?

I'm just perverse.

What's a reasonable number of amulets to ask for? I don't know, like four.

Really? I was thinking like 1 ,200.

Good one.

How about ten?

Yes! I got the key for ten amulets!

Thank you, and farewell, Elric.

Farewell, Odin.

All right. Well, that was a start.

Well, now I have something to talk to him about.

Thanks, Molly.

My pleasure.

Miss Kolchak, how much time would you say transpired between Mr. Martin

the statue and the statue falling?

Maybe five or ten minutes.

And... According to the reservation register, Baby Charlie's hosted four

birthday parties that night. Did you wait on any of those?

Yeah, two at once. I had a party of eight and a party of 14.

Oh, right, the Gaydush party and the Madden party. They began at 8 o 'clock

8 .30. Do you recall what time Mr. Martin and Mr. Dyer went out to the

Yeah, I do. It was just before 9.

So when you were watching Mr. Martin push the statue, you were also taking

of two birthday parties, and it says six other tables?

Yeah, I had eight tables.

The dog pound.

That's what we call that section.

So, Ms. Kolchak, even though you saw Mr. Martin push the statue, even though you

saw the statue fall, is it possible that because of the business of taking care

of two birthday parties and those other tables, Mr. Martin wasn't actually

pushing the statue at the moment it fell?

Objection. He's leading her.

I'm going to allow this.

Please answer the question, Ms. Kolchak.

Is it possible?

Sure. It's...

Possible that at that exact moment a tornado swept through and knocked the

thing over. But I saw what I saw. And he was pushing it, and then it fell.

Where are mine amulets?

What?

I seek thine golden pendants. Ten in number.

Dad. Ten magical brooches that shall provide me with infinite wellness as

upon in our covenant.

Dad, what are you doing?

I'm not dad.

I am Elrich the Elder.

And soon I shall be your rune master.

Oh, my God.

Elrich the Elder is your dad?

The key to Futhark's gate may be yours, Odin. Dad, stop.

Hey, Ryan, I think we're going to take off.

All right.

Talk to you guys later.

You know, Leach is going to have a field day with Danny on the stand tomorrow.

I know. That rock and the baby stuff is going to be very hard to swallow.

Yeah, but...

If I don't put him on the stand, we're left with the waitress saying she saw

shaking the statue without any explanation as to why.

You have to take the chance.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, man.

Hey, everything's locked up. All right, Eli, thanks.

Good night. Good night, Eli.

Hey, Eli, you sure you never heard of rocking a baby?

Nah, man, that was Jeff's and Danny's day.

Hey, Ed.

I just want to say thanks for taking care of my boy.

I'm trying, Eli.

You do it.

1989, Eastern Conference Finals. Cleveland Cavaliers versus the Chicago

Fifth and final game of the series.

Cleans 199 with three seconds to play.

Michael Jordan gets the ball. He dribbles towards the key. He pulls up

the circle.

Craig Elo jumps up to block him, but Jordan just sort of hangs there in

until Elo floats by.

Then he releases the sweetest jumper you ever saw.

Bulls 101, Cavs 100. It's known as the shot.

I'm aware of it. That's right. You know what Michael Jordan said he thought

about when he got the ball?

What? Nothing.

He just did it the same way he did it the other million and a half times in

life. No thinking.

I'm glad you're here, Frankie.

Me too.

Rocking the baby.

Now, are you sure you want to give that as the reason you were pushing over that

statue?

Objection. Objection on so many levels, I can't even count them.

Sustained. Mr.

Leach, behave.

Sorry. Sorry.

Please, help me out here, Mr. Martin.

The reason that Jeff Dyer was climbing the statue of baby Charlie was because

it was an old high school tradition.

That's correct.

And the reason that you were seen shoving that statue was... Your Honor,

already answered that was also a high school tradition. I just want to make

we get all these old high school traditions straight.

Now tell me, Mr. Martin, are there any other high school traditions that we

to know about?

No, sir.

What about the high school tradition of killing your best friend for stealing

your wife? Your Honor.

Mr. Leach, that right there was the penultimate straw.

You don't want to get to the last straw.

Last question.

Is there anyone on God's green earth who can corroborate your claim that shaking

that statue was an old high school tradition called rocking the baby?

Only me and Jeff knew about it.

Exactly. Mr.

Martin, I know this is a difficult time for you, losing your best friend and

learning that your wife had been unfaithful.

Objection! What straw is he on?

Let's get to it, Mr. Stephens.

Three questions.

One, did you know your wife was having an affair with Jeff Dyer?

No, I did not.

Two, were your hands on the statue when it toppled?

No. It fell because Jeff climbed out to the end.

And three, did you murder Jeff Dyer?

Jeff Dyer moved into my neighborhood when he was 11 years old.

He had these big, meaty hands and was a good two heads taller than all the other

kids.

And the first day, he comes over to me and my friend Eli over there, and he

says, you guys want to be friends with a big guy?

And we just cracked up and said, yeah, we could use a big guy.

And that was it.

We were friends ever since.

No, I didn't murder Jeff Dyer.

Okay, thank you, Olga.

Hey, Ryan, have a seat.

I heard your encounter with the real -life Elric the Elder didn't go so well.

Yeah, that's the lamest stunt he's ever pulled.

I mean, it's one thing to be embarrassed in front of regular kids, but it's an

entirely different level of shame when it's in front of your equally dorky

friends. Why would he do that?

It was my idea.

What?

Look, Brian, you and I have always been honest with each other, right?

Yeah. So, can I be honest with you now?

Yeah.

You're behaving like a horse's ass.

Like your father is reaching out to you. He wants to have a relationship with

you. He's invited you down to the firehouse a million times. You don't go.

He learns how to play rune master to try and talk to you. You get angry with

him. My dad does not approve of me because I'm not Mr. Big Popular Jock

I can't change that.

No, Ryan.

You... Don't approve of him because he was Mr. Big Popular Jock Guy.

And he can't change that.

Hey, Ed.

Carol, hey.

Wow, that's some serious furring of the brownie peck on on there. You okay?

Yeah, just polishing my clothes. We'll be back in a couple hours.

Hmm. I'm putting my money on you. Really?

Not a lot of money, no.

I'm kidding.

I'm going to be fine.

It's funny, you know, you become a lawyer, you never think you're actually

to try a murder case. And here I am. I lose, and there's a man convicted of

murder.

But you are the smartest bowling alley lawyer in the world. That's comforting.

Oh, this right here?

This is old Mr. Washington, the Reverend Henry S. Washington, Jr.

He was the clergyman? Oh, no, he was our math teacher that used to talk like a

preacher. It is not your aptitude, but your attitude that will determine your

altitude with a little intestinal fortitude.

Oh, he was the worst math teacher we had.

Oh, my God. Is that you with Jeff and Danny? Yeah.

You look so cute.

Oh, yeah, that's the boys right there. We should hang out in the quads, just

scheming on the girls right before lunch, just figuring out our plan of

Oh, my God.

Eli, I'm sorry. Can I just for a sec?

Yeah, no problem.

What's going on? I'll tell you in a sec.

Carol, hi.

Where did you get those mittens? I want those mittens. Oh, well, that can happen

if you play your cards right. I got a present for you. E by high school

yearbook, which also happened to be Jeff Dyer and Danny Martin's high school

yearbook. Read what it says underneath this picture.

Jeff Dyer.

We'll always remember.

Rocking the baby with Danny.

Rocking the baby with Danny. Oh, my God. This is fantastic. I know. We were

looking through it, and I saw it.

You're amazing.

I know.

Woo!

State your name for the court, please.

Eli Totwright Goggins III.

Your Honor, I'd like to mark this 1989 Cougleton Hills yearbook as Defense

Exhibit H. Your Honor, I object to the tardiness of this evidence and this

witness. We already covered this, Mr. Leach.

So admitted.

What is this, Mr. Goggins?

This is my high school yearbook.

Also Danny's and Jeff's.

Could you please turn to page 57 and read what it says under Jeff Dyer?

Jeff Dyer will always remember Princess Stanley, Coffin with the Boys, Eli's

Jetpack, Rockin' the Baby with Danny, and Sweet Lotta Anderson, who can make a

blind man see again.

Could you repeat the part right before Sweet Lotta Anderson?

It says Rockin' the Baby with Danny.

Thank you.

Nothing further.

Mr. Leach?

Nothing at this time.

Danny Martin is a jealous man.

And when Jeff Dyer stole his wife, he decided to kill him.

But Danny Martin is also a smart man.

So he didn't use a gun.

He didn't use a knife.

In a dark alley somewhere, he did it in front of everybody by convincing Jeff

Dyer to climb up the statue of a giant baby and push it over.

The story is almost so comical, it can't be murder, right?

Wrong.

So what if...

Climbing up the statue of baby Charlie and rocking it were once high school

traditions. Then they were traditions.

But on that Wednesday night, they were weapons.

Thank you.

You know how we need a ring ding?

The chocolate outside is fine.

But what you really want is the Creamy Delicious Center. Well, in closing

arguments, folks, you know what the Creamy Delicious Center is? Evidence.

So what the prosecution just gave you was the chocolate outside. No mention of

the eyewitness. Why? Because her testimony was unreliable. No mention of

Danny Martin knew about his wife's affair. Why?

Because there is no evidence that Danny Martin did know.

about his wife's affair.

Now, in this case, the prosecution gave only one piece of evidence that Danny

Martin shook the statue at some point. So what did we do?

We gave you the yearbook, which is evidence that explains why.

Let me put this clearly.

There is no evidence that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Danny Martin did

kill Jeff Dyer.

Thank you.

Hey, where's my Wilma? You having trouble finding me a good Wilma? Oh,

Wilma that's good enough for you, Al. Yeah, I want a good Wilma.

Molly?

Hey, what are you doing?

Well, you know, you're always coming to my work to talk about Ryan, so I figured

I'd mix it up a little and come down here.

So he's speaking to you, huh?

Better than what I'm getting.

Oh, well, uh, he has no choice.

He gives me the cold shoulder, I give him detention.

Wish I had that club in my bag.

Oh, you guys will figure it out. I have faith.

So, uh, if I'm not mistaken, I believe that I am owed one chilly dinner with

men of Duckyville Hook and Ladder Company No. 7.

Uh -huh.

So you faked concern for me and my son just to get in my chili. Is that how it

is? Can't I be concerned with you, your son, and your chili?

Hey, guys!

Clean up!

We've got a lady joining us for dinner.

Oh, and my battery, it just runs out on me.

I'd like to take a walk about.

And so it came to pass, I saw you on the grass, baby, in the bustling crowd.

Some people look strange, some people look strange, some people are just

through you.

So when you look at me, I wonder who you see now, now, who I am for

you.

Take a trip under the ground.

Take a little look around.

Baby, don't you know people come and go just like the

rainbow.

Madam Foreperson, have you reached a verdict?

We have, Your Honor. What say you?

We, the jury, in the matter of Daniel James Martin, find the defendant not

guilty of murder in the second... Congratulations.

I don't know what to say to you guys.

Interesting environment, man. I wouldn't have it any other way, man. Right.

Yo, man.

Hey, thanks, man.

You're welcome. You're welcome.

Hey, partner.

Hey, partner.

And you didn't think you could handle a murder, Kate?

Hold on now. I never said I couldn't.

You were awesome today. You know what?

You've been awesome all week. Thank you. Thanks for everything.

Good night.

Good night, Frankie.

Hey, hold on. You forgot your bag.

Oh, that's for you. I figured you'd be too tired to cook, so I swung by the

goat.

Really?

That's great.

Starving.

Lovely cup of stew.

It's not stew.

It's...