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Previously on Ed... Everything's so crazy between us now, ever since we

at the church. You like him, don't you? I thought I did. I screwed it up

somehow. I'm the world's biggest loser.

No, you're not.

You're amazing.

Fine, but there's only one thing that can make a man worry about his past, and

that's when he sees you slipping away.

We've been talking about moving in together.

I'm in love with her, you know.

Hey, look.

Come out of the jewelry store.

Did you sell a ring to a man named Dennis Martino? He just bought an

stunning ring.

No more pencils, no more books, no more us dirty looks.

Come on, get into it. I'm into it. You don't look like you're into it. This is

what I look like when I'm into something.

That's true.

Yeah.

Ten bucks to wolf whistle to a man. Mike.

Not only am I in the polar opposite mood of the right mood for a bet, but that

particular bet is way over the line. We never really established the line. It's

over an inconceivable line.

You got any plans this evening?

No. Good. I made us a reservation at Maison Grand -Denis. Oh, really? What's

occasion? No occasion, but there is something I would like to discuss with

Something good or something bad? Oh, something good. What is it?

I'll tell you at dinner. Give me a hand.

Come on, tell me.

Please, tell me.

Oh, tell me what?

Hey, Ed, Mike, Dennis, what's the big commotion?

It's nothing.

Nothing? Nothing.

Okay, well, have a good day, you guys. See you guys. Bye, Dennis. Excuse me.

Bye.

It's not nothing.

It's definitely not nothing.

Hey, Ed.

I'll be put in a normal sort of

He's stocking the bar. Thank you.

Molly, I heard that you're going to be one of the talent show judges at the

fair. That is correct. I also heard that first prize would be key to Stuckyville

and a 10 % discount at all Stuckyville merchants for a full year, except for

McGinty's cheese shop, because Mr. McGinty claims his religion forbids the

discounting of cheese.

Also correct.

Do you think I have a chance to win?

What's your talent? I can fall without bracing myself.

I'm not sure that that's a...

Was that anything?

Yeah? Good.

So I bumped into Carol and Dennis this morning.

It looked like something was up. What kind of something? I don't know. Do you

know?

What? Just making conversation.

Okay, well, she did say that he was taking her to dinner tonight. Dinner,

really? Where's he taking her? Maison Grenouille. Maison Grenouille.

Yeah, why?

Well, it's a fancy restaurant. It's the fanciest in town. Fancy, fancy, fancy.

Bake their own fancy dinner rolls, serve the butter in the fancy little tubs

instead of the non -fancy pre -packaged pats. Ed, what is the matter with you?

Nothing. Nothing's the matter. Everything's fine. I just... I gotta...

Let's go to the school, shall we?

I just came from the school. No, I know, but let's go to the school. Why?

Little Bertie told me they got a new pommel horse. Ed, what are you talking

about? We're going to meet Mike and Nancy at the pie shop. Yeah, you can

them. I gotta go to the school.

Okay. Ed. What? What the hell is the matter with you? Nothing. I just gotta

to the school.

Warren.

Hey, Chetwick, come on. You can't ignore me forever.

Would you let me explain what happened, please?

Okay, you want to call me Tubby? Will that make you feel better? Go ahead,

me Tubby. Warren, we have to talk about this. No, I'm not going to talk to you.

I'm not going to talk to you. You are dead to me. The instant your lips came

contact, you vanished from Warren Cheswick's universe.

What are we going to do?

You got me, Tubby.

I said he could call me Tubby.

Ed Stevens is here to see you.

Send him in, Eunice.

Dennis, nice to see you. Hey, yeah.

What's up?

Oh, not much. Thought I'd swing by the old alma mater and soak up some end -of

-the -year excitement.

Okay.

And I'm thinking of getting a spider plant for my office. Carol mentioned

you had a nice spider plant, so I thought I'd come by and check it out.

Be my guest? Yeah.

Let's check it out.

That's about right.

They really do look like spiders, don't they? Yeah.

Listen, Ed, was there anything else? Because I'm kind of busy. No, no, it's

fine.

Yeah, you know, actually, there was one more thing. Word is you're taking Carol

to Maison Grenouille tonight. I'm going to need to know why.

Excuse me?

Well, it's a special occasion. Big news, what?

How is that any of your business?

Well, if it's a special occasion, I'm going to have to order a cake, and the

bakery's going to want to know what to write on the top of the cake. There's

some lead time involved.

Sorry, you're going to buy a cake because I'm taking Carol out to dinner?

You like marzipan?

What the hell is this about? What's it about?

What do you mean, what's it about? Does everything have to be about something? I

don't think so.

Ed, will you excuse me? I have to be someplace.

Yeah, no, no. Sure, go ahead.

See you.

All right, I'll see you all tomorrow for our last class of the year, or as I

like to call it, a complete and utter waste of time.

Warren, would you stay a sec, would you? Something wrong?

Let's just wait till everybody's gone.

Oh, yeah, okay.

I asked you to stay back as a favor to a couple of people who really need to

talk to you guys.

Oh, come on.

Warren, give him a chance.

You want to talk?

Talk your brains out. Go ahead. You have my full attention.

The kiss was meaningless.

Meaningless. It's fascinating.

We were both feeling a little emotional, and it just sort of happened, but it

meant nothing. Nothing. Is that right?

Will wonders never cease? We are not.

Together, okay? We're not a couple.

It was just one kiss.

Come on, man. We've been friends too long.

No, no, I'm sorry. You guys are not my friends.

In fact, I think it's time I got myself some new friends.

Excuse me.

Good day, everybody. I'm Warren Cheswick, and I'd like to be your

I'm very fond of enormous pants, music that combines elements of heavy metal

rap, and most of all, skateboarding.

May I?

Thanks, dude.

See this?

I don't need you two.

See, I'm part of the skateboarding subculture now.

Subculture that values things like loyalty, things like trust.

Dude, you suck, man.

Did you hear that? Huh? That's honesty. That's skateboarding honesty.

All right, dudes, what's going on tonight, huh? What do we got going?

All right.

Reservation's for 8 o 'clock.

It's 8 .03. Yep.

He could be proposing to her at this very moment.

Are they going to wait at least until they're finished with the appetizers? I

don't know.

I would. You would. Dennis, who knows? The man is unconventional. That's true.

He's probably unbending me right now as we speak.

Or unbending me.

Unconventional.

You know, Mike, I can't believe this is happening. Of course it's happening.

What? Where were you when Carol met Dennis?

Where were you when Carol fell in love with Dennis? You spent an entire year of

your life pretending you don't want them.

I don't want her, okay? I just... I don't want to lose her.

Well, you're about to.

Nope.

No, I'm not, Mike.

Let's go.

Where are we going?

Maison Grenouille. I'm going to stop this thing.

Oh, excuse me.

We're friends again. I hope you're happy. Thank God. He's finally seen the

light. Hey, I haven't seen the light, okay?

Then what are you doing here?

I don't have anyone else to hang out with.

Oh, yeah, that's really funny. Ha, ha, ha. Woo -hoo.

Laugh it up. Come here, son.

That really didn't mean anything.

Everything's just as it was before.

All right, whatever.

Forget it.

I already have, right?

Forgotten. Come on.

Let's go to the goat. Buy you some fried zucchini.

All right.

Oh, hey, Vanniqua.

Could you get in the middle?

Why? It's symmetry.

Symmetry!

Thank

you.

Thank you.

I can see her finger. There's no ring in her finger. It's not too late.

Hi, Miss Sangre, are we?

I need to speak to Dennis Martino. He's a silver -haired gentleman dining with a

lovely blonde fraline.

Thank you.

Mr. Martino, you have a telephone call.

In general.

Excuse me.

Oh, boy.

All right.

I'm going in. Wish me luck.

Hello.

Mr. Martino, this is Lamar Ferguson.

I'm the father of one of your students.

Lamar Ferguson, Jr.

Cal.

What are you doing here?

Carol, I got something I need to say to you.

What is it?

Try the consomme.

What? Try the consomme. Order the consomme. This restaurant serves a fine

consomme. It's a joke because I don't get it. Dennis,

Dennis, there you are. There's Dennis. Hey, enjoy your braised short ribs.

Try to consummate. Don't fill up on bread. Good night.

Carol. Yeah.

I think we should talk about Ed. Yeah.

Yeah, why is he acting so weird?

I don't have the penis idea.

Really?

Well,

I don't want you to rehash your whole story with him, but there's one thing I

need to know.

What's that?

Is there still something between you two?

To be perfectly honest, Dennis, yes.

I think there will always be something between me and Ed, but that something is

friendship.

It's a special, unusual, complicated friendship.

Nothing more.

Nothing more.

And nothing less.

In spirit of honesty, I think there's something you should know.

What's that?

A few weeks ago, I fell back into some old habits.

You were drinking?

Yeah, for about three days.

I knew there was something wrong.

Why didn't you tell me?

I was terrified.

Don't ever be afraid to tell me anything.

Sorry.

Is that what you wanted to tell me tonight?

Yeah.

What is it?

After dessert.

Hey, listen, man.

Before she gets back, I just want to tell you, I'm really glad we got through

this thing.

Yeah, me too. I really feel like this could be a turning point for me and

You do?

Yeah. We've been such good friends for so long, it's just been, like, confusing

throwing ourselves into this romance.

It's like, are we friends? Are we lovers?

What the devil are we?

But now, because of what happened, everything's just out on the table.

Right. Yeah, I really think it's for the best.

Yeah, no, I... That's great.

She's a good kisser, huh?

I guess.

Hiya, dog!

Little D and Chess Cat.

That's what I'm talking about.

Keeping it real and holding it down.

Smiling Gizzo. She's engaged.

Right now, Carol Bessie is engaged. We married to Dennis Martino.

It's odd, isn't it? The way things work out.

You don't know that for sure.

Of course I do. He was eating braised short ribs.

A man doesn't order braised short ribs unless there's a very special occasion

involved. So we're not going to do anything about it. Because she's my

What am I supposed to say, Mike? Hey, Carol, don't marry Dennis Martinez. We

ruin a perfectly good friendship by pursuing a romance, and neither of us is

really sure we want. Yeah?

Just couldn't do it, Mike. I just couldn't do that to him.

Well, I guess the point is Moot.

Why? Why Moot? You think she's engaged?

I don't know. I'm sure Molly comes. She'll know.

Dennis Martinez.

All people.

You think it weren't going to be me, at least be a super cool, handsome type.

What?

You think Dennis Martino's a typical handsome type?

You said he was cool.

But not handsome.

You think he's handsome?

I'm just a guy building a stage for a talent show. Tell me if you think Dennis

Martino's handsome.

He's an attractive man.

Are you serious?

Attractive? What about Dennis Martino's attractive?

Hey, come on. What? I'm asking your opinion. What about Dennis Martino's

attractive?

He's got nice eyes.

Think they might be hazel?

I have the five brand new bowling pins you requested. Sorry, Shirley, I need

ones with the red stripes. They've got to match the uni.

What's all this?

This, dear Kenneth, is how I'm going to win the talent contest.

Riding and juggling, my friend.

You can't do that. Oh, but I can. Let me see.

I'll have to prove anything you see tomorrow night.

Forget the unicycle. Let me see you juggle. No. Let me see you just throw

pin in the air and catch it. Kenneth, your skepticism is noted. Not a scamper

long, won't you?

I wish I had a mallet.

Come on, man.

Don't sneak up on me like that.

I haven't been able to sneak up on anyone since the fourth grade.

You know what? I'm thinking the Stuckyville affair might just be what

relationship with Diane out of neutral.

Since the beginning of time, women have never been able to resist rides and

candy. We got a problem.

Oh, yeah?

What kind of problem?

I'm in love with Diane Snyder.

What? I'm in love with Diane Snyder. Diane, you're just friends. You said so

yourself. I know I said that, but the truth is I'm in love with Diane Snyder.

can't help it. Of course you can. You can help it. I can.

Yes, you can. You just help it.

The heart wants what the heart wants. What does that mean?

It means I'm in love with Diane Snyder. Stop saying that, please.

I know you and I are friends.

That's right, we're friends. And suddenly you're interested in my lady?

You're interested in my lady? You are interested in my lady? Calm down, Joe

Pesci. She's not exactly your lady. No, you can't do this. Why not? Because if

you go out with Diane Snyder, it means the terrorists win.

What? That's right.

What? You said you two have been stuck in neutral. Admit it just ain't

happening. Let someone else have a few cuts at the plate.

Does Diane know about your little feelings for her?

No. This is crazy. This is crazy because you're the one that told me I should go

out with her in the first place.

It's because I didn't think I had a chance.

Oh, and now?

Now you think you have a chance against Warren P. Cheswick?

Are you kidding me?

Are you aware that I happen to be one of the greatest lovers of our time?

Yeah, it was a question on Jeopardy.

Okay, well, hey, good luck to you, my friend.

I'll see you at the fair.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, whatever.

What about the silver hair? You cool with that?

Ed. Well, no, you're going to call a guy attractive, then let's deal with the

whole picture. I'm really saying, the guy's got silver hair.

What is it? Molly said she's got Carol with her. Carol wasn't supposed to be

here. Why is Carol here? She probably came to chip in. Can you see her ring?

From here?

What about her post -engagement glow?

And now let's be busy.

Hey, guys, seriously, I cannot thank you enough.

Oh, yeah, not a problem, Molly. Oh, hey, Carol.

Ed? Hmm?

Can I talk to you for a moment?

Alone, if we could?

Sure.

Okay, now we're alone.

So what seemed to be on your mind?

I wanted to talk to you about some stuff.

Oh, you come across the new mosquitoes?

New mosquitoes? Yeah, they're from Belgium.

It's all over the news. These new Belgian mosquitoes. They come in, they

you on your hand, you're dead in six hours. Luckily, I'm clean.

I'm good. Let me check you out. Let me check you out. You're telling me that

there's mosquitoes from Belgium here in Stuckyville. Yeah, they come over in El

Nino, I guess. It's new Lyme disease, you know, and so they get you on the

Take a look at your hands. It's a checkerboard rash with a bullseye rash

of it, a welch.

Ed, this is exactly what I wanted to talk to you about.

You wanted to talk to me about the Belgian mosquitoes? No, no, about the

you're acting. You've been behaving very oddly. I mean, what was the whole deal

with the consomme the other night? I don't know.

Consomme doesn't get us doers. It's the Scotty Pippin of soups.

Ed.

It's me.

Tell me what's bothering you.

Nothing.

Okay, um... Last night, uh... Dennis asked me, uh...

Dennis asked me to go away with him for the summer.

Are you doing that? Yes. Great, wow.

Yeah, we're going to drive across the country together.

But make sure you get a triptych. They're very helpful.

Ed, we've been here before, and I know that sometimes things can get weird at

times. No, no, no, not at all, not at all, not weird at all. Very un -weird,

actually. School's out, summer break, big vacation plans, all makes sense.

got to go.

All right, make sure you have Phil Stubbs in big letters across the chest,

then Phil Stubbs again across the back. Got that, Antonio?

My name is Gus.

If you don't mind, I like my tailors to be called Antonio.

New uniforms for the bowling alley?

No, Bosco.

This is what I'm going to be wearing when I am named the most talented man in

Stuckyville and given the key to our fair city.

I'm a showman by nature.

What do you think, Shirley?

I feel a wave of great embarrassment on Phil's behalf.

Oh, put.

Hey, Antonio, get a little friendly with the jock there.

You and me got to dose the lady troubles.

What you got there?

It's the good stuff.

Grab a seat, cowboy. Let's let the hooch help us forget.

Where'd you get that?

Oh, you got a bar over there. Okay, that's it.

Oh, I told him I was 37.

Oh, thanks, boy.

What are you doing?

Come on, man. We got to get sloppy drunk and talk about the women that done us

wrong. That's what guys do.

I would love to commiserate with you, but right now I got... Dennis.

Ed.

Hey.

Anybody want a cocktail?

I need to speak with Ed right now. Anything you have to say to Ed, you can

right in front of me. Fine.

Is there

any chance you guys are going to fight?

Bye, Warren.

Make no trouble? I just bumped into a guy from a jewelry store who said

was poking around trying to find out if I bought an engagement ring.

Would that happen to be you?

Yeah.

Let me tell you something, Ed. This little lost shucks.

Good guy routine of yours doesn't play with me at all. So the next time you

like sticking your nose into my business, I want you to think long and

about it. Do you understand me?

Settle down, tough guy. Tough guy? Yeah, look, I saw you going to a jewelry

store. My curiosity got the best of me. I apologize, but don't come in here and

start threatening me.

Just make sure you keep your nose out of my business.

You just make sure you do right by Carol.

Are you kidding me? No, no, I'm not kidding you. I care about Carol. I want

see someone take care of her.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Freeze.

Time out. Stop the clock.

If you think I'm going to stand here and listen to you give me the Carol's my

friend and I care about her and you better be good to her or I'm going to be

really, really mad speech, then you've been listening to bowling balls hit pins

too long. You might not want to hear it, but it's true. I know her better than

you. She's more fragile than you might think.

You don't get it, do you?

Get what?

It's over, Ed. That's what's going on between you and Carol. It's over.

You know, there may have been a chance for you back when you were strutting

around like King Arthur.

Yeah, she told me about that. And not only is it over, it never really was,

it?

It's funny, too, because she was there for the taking plenty of times.

But you decided to go the safe route.

Just friends.

And now you want to complain.

You got just what you wanted.

Okay.

Okay.

What do you think?

I mean, this kind of thing that you think that would really turn the judge's

head? When I watched the two of you sing that song, I feel like I'm... That's

the best way to put this.

Wanting to kill myself.

What do you mean? Why?

I don't know, because it's terrible.

It's not supposed to be good. Well, then, mission accomplished.

I'll get that.

It's our house.

I don't care. I need to leave the room.

I think she's missing the irony of our performance. Will you stifle yourself?

Ed! Hey, Mom.

The frog.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, it's a big, beautiful country out there. It'll be a lovely trip.

You know they're leaving tomorrow night.

What? Yeah, right after the fair.

Oh, Mike said it. The cattle train's leaving the station for good.

And?

And I think it's my job to stand on a platform and wave goodbye dutifully. And

why is that?

Because the sad truth is, everything Dennis said today was right. It's like

you're in the supermarket and you're staring at a melon. And you're staring

you're staring.

Should I get the melon? Should I not get the melon? Could I give the melon a

good home? And then, pluck, someone else comes along and takes the melon. You

got no one to blame but yourself. Melon's gone.

You're standing there wondering what happened. The other guy's at home

fruit salad.

Well, you better be sure.

Sure about what?

You don't want that melon?

Yeah, well, I... Ed, listen to me. When this fair's over tomorrow night, Dennis

Martino and Carol Vessi are going off for the summer. I got this funny feeling

when they come back, you're not going to have any options on the topic.

What are you going to say?

I think he's right, Eddie.

Why? Four words.

Yeah? Get off your ass.

One dollar, one try.

One dollar, one try. What a balloon clown.

We need a few more players to go for the top shelf.

One dollar, one try.

One dollar, one try.

I'll take care of this for you, Diane.

Ooh, one whole dollar. Nice going, Mr. Trump. Would you like that giant pink

bear? You're going to win that for me. Oh, you don't know.

See, I'm highly skilled at carnival game.

It's actually been banned from carnivals in certain regions of the country. Dear

Lord, please help me to shoot this plastic water pistol with a firm hand.

Okay, folks.

One, two,

three.

Quirt the clone!

We have a winner!

Why do you smite me?

Aha!

Your prize, madame. Oh, but bring on the giant pink bear.

Heck, I'm not made of stone.

There's no damn luck.

They got the crazy teacups. Totally different experience.

Great white blade.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys.

Yeah, Dennis, what are you guys taking up on the big trip?

Right around 10.

After this little dog and pony talent show's over.

Why are you leaving tonight?

You ever been to the Uppercross Gorge at sunrise?

Never been to the Uppercross Gorge at all.

I gotta go sometime.

You inviting me along, Dennis?

Ollie!

Yeah, Phil?

Where exactly will the judges be sitting? I will be on and off the stage,

others will be able to. Great.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm getting used to the space before the show. A little something I learned from

Mr. Sammy Davis, Jr.

It's an autobiography.

Let's get exactly an hour and 32 minutes.

Thought you might enjoy a little cotton candy?

Oh, no. Thanks, Doc. I'm fine.

Oh.

You want one of these, Jesuit?

No, thank you.

As I was saying, the key to the clown is just getting a steady stream of water.

Okay. You're talking about shooting water into a clown's mouth, all right?

that going to help you later in life?

I hate to break it to you, but outside of a fair, it doesn't come up.

The green -eyed monster doesn't become you, Mr. Vanacore.

How long do these normally live?

45 minutes.

Mom's time.

Michael, I'm not sure if you've written this down. The man needs a little help.

I know, but it's not really a plane.

Of course it is.

Come on, Ed. Join my little wife and I in the Ferris wheel.

Mike, I'm not kidding. Ed, you're getting on the Ferris wheel. Yeah, all

Look, I've got enough for one more. Carol, you in?

Sure, go ahead.

I'll stay here and help Molly.

Who can say no to a large mechanical wheel?

Not I.

Go.

Very subtle. The bottom of the knife, buddy. There's no time to settle it.

Thank you.

Good luck.

Sir, sir, how many tickets did Dick drive the Ferris wheel? Eight.

Eight? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

You? Six.

Really? No.

Sixty.

You okay over there?

Yeah, sure.

You seem kind of down or something.

I'm fine.

Reservations for two on the Ferris wheel.

Oh, Mark, would you be a dear and all fluffy?

Yes, sure.

Let me and Mark go.

What? Come on. You didn't get the thrill of winning the clown game.

Thanks, Warren.

I didn't get the thrill of winning the clown game.

What the heck are you expecting to happen here? I don't know. I just

little Ferris time couldn't hurt.

Hi, Miss Bessie. Oh, hey, kids.

Hey, where's Warren?

He's in this one.

Huh.

You? No.

You like Ferris wheel?

Oh, yeah. I'm not sure they like me.

You do that a lot, you know.

What? Make fun of yourself.

I guess.

Why?

It's pretty damn easy.

Hey, sir.

Any way we can make this ride a short one?

Let's keep on wanting more. What do you say?

They get to go around 14 times.

14 times? You crazy?

I operate a Ferris wheel back in Reno.

We go six times around max.

That's standard.

They're going around 14 times.

I've seen guys lose their pension over this.

So you're looking forward to the big trip?

Yeah, I've never done anything like that before, driving in Clark country.

Did when I was nine. Threw up in seven states.

Impressive. Well, one of the times when we were busy in the four corners, I

knocked out Utah, New Mexico, Arizona, and Colorado all in one shot.

I wish you would tell me what's bothering you. It's nothing.

You tell me the it, and I'll decide about the nothing.

You're just not very good at competing for girls.

What?

You're no dummy. You know what's been going on here tonight?

Well... I thought you did.

Well, I'm just going to gracefully bow out of the competition.

I don't think you should do that.

Hey! Hey!

End the ride!

End it! Look, look, look, look, look! Look, there's a pregnant woman and a guy

with a pacemaker!

They can't be on this thing!

Eight more times around.

You sure are the most close -minded, fair -sweeter I have ever encountered.

Do you smell that?

Yeah. Honey sucker.

Mmm, there's nothing like sexy little summer nights.

It's like sugar in the air.

This is boring.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened? What happened?

Have you ever kissed a girl on top of a Ferris wheel before?

No. Why?

Just curious.

Move the wheel!

Move the wheel!

Move the wheel! I order you to move the wheel!

It's an automatic shuttle.

It'll power up in a minute.

It gives you an interesting perspective on life, sitting high up, looking at

everything all at once.

I'm going to miss you, Carol.

I'm going to miss you a lot.

It's just for the summer.

Yeah, just for the summer.

I'm gonna miss you too.

Ladies and gentlemen, our next contestant is the manager of good old

Bowl, Mr.

Philip Stubbs.

Ladies and gentlemen, I will now bedazzle you by

simultaneously riding this unicycle and juggling these three bowling pins.

Oh, whoops. I only have two pins here. I must have left one backstage.

Just a minute.

Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause for Mr. Philip Dunn.

Hey.

When can I pay something?

What?

You're being an ass.

So, without any further ado, let us continue in our quest to find the most

talented human in Stockingville.

You caught the star.

Look how they shine for you and everything

you do.

Yeah, they were all yellow.

I came alive.

I wrote a song for you and all

the things you do.

And it was called.

Oh, what a thing to have done.

And it was all yellow.

And you know, you know I love you so.

Okay,

I think I'm going to take off. Goodbye, everybody.

Bye. Bye.

Bye, Dennis.

Bye. Ed, see you later.

Bye, Dennis.

I'll pick you up at your house, all right? Yes, I'll see you later.

Actually, what am I thinking? I should go home and pack.

Oh, bye, honey.

Have a great trip. I will.

Bye. Bye. Oh, bye.

Bye. You know, you should check out the Grand Canyon. Here, it's awesome.

Do I have to say something really clever right now?

Why do you ask?

Because if I keep talking, I'm going to have to cry.

You're going to have a great summer.

You know, you're both lucky that I'm such a mature individual that I can

something like this so well. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's

not going to fly, Panticore.

We're not there yet, buddy.

Sorry. I'm kidding. Put your arm around the lady.

Plus, you know, I don't want to say anything, but I think I'd do much better

than you anyway. Oh, my God. Oh.

I'm like catnip to the ladies. You know that.

Look out.

It's open.

I'm sorry.

I'm almost ready. I've got to finish up this packing.

You want some help?

Ed.

I want a duck.

Wow.

And... I thought... You might

like it.

I love it.

Should we name him?

Okay.

What does he look like to you?

I don't know.

How about Charlie?

Charlie's good. I like Charlie.

Charlie it is.

That's Dennis.

Yeah.

You're all set.

Thanks

It's open.

Ed!

Is she come to help Carol pack?

No, actually, I came to give her a little going -away gift.

Charlie the duck.

You do have a great trip now.