All language subtitles for Ed s02e19 The Shot.eng

God, these are comfortable pants.

Congratulations. My feeling is, once you
find comfortable pants, you should go

out and buy two dozen pairs. You're
done.

Pants for life. Unless your ass becomes
the size of Montana.

Oh, you got one of these? Who's that?

The basketball team reunion.

Yeah, I got that. You going, right?

I don't know. I got to check my
schedule.

I don't know what this is about.

What? It's not about anything. I may
have plans. I see.

What? Is that about the shot?

The shot?

I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, come on. The shot. Maybe a little

sense of the shot.

Really? I don't know what you're talking
about.

Okay. Okay.

Man, we were so close to being state
champs. I had 21 points in that game.

can't anyone ever seem to remember that?

Same reason no one remembers Bill
Buckton went three for four before

that ball roll between his legs. Buckton
went three for four?

I don't know. I'm just trying to make a
point. Which is?

A goat is a goat is a goat is a goat.

Call me a goat?

I don't know.

Okay then.

Not Mr. Henry.

No, Mr. Henry, you can sue anyone for
anything. It's just there's no way I can

prove that your neighbor deliberately
bought an ugly dog just to upset you.

I'm sorry.

All right. Bye, Mr. Henry.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands
together for the starting center and

forward for your Stuckyville Torador.

Cliff.

Truby. Power forward.

Hey.

Hey, Steve is looking at you, man. Yeah.

Good to see you. Look at me. Look at
you. You guys have an age today.

Really? More like 15 years.

What are you doing, Clint? What are you
doing? Giving you the Heimlich.

Last time I remember, you were on that
foul line. Joking!

All right, get off me, you big, dumb
coward.

Nice to see you again. What are you up
to these days? Well, I'm a dermatologist

in South Carolina now. No kidding.

I make screen doors.

Really? Yeah, for a while, I made solid
doors and screen doors. Now it's just

the screen doors.

I mean, once in a blue moon, I'll make a
solid, but screen doors pay the bills.

What about you, Eddie? No, wait, I heard
about this. You defend professional

bowlers if they get sued by the fans or
something.

What? No, I'm just a regular lawyer who
happens to own a bowling alley. Two

separate things. This is my law office
inside my bowling alley. We really

go screen over here, Ed.

I mean, they're not just for the outside
anymore.

Is that right?

Hey, Ed, you going by the Smiling Goat
tonight, man?

Everybody's coming in.

Fitzy, Biggs, Kravitz, everybody.

I don't know if I can make that. Come
on, man. How can we relive the glory of

losing a state championship without you
being there? I got 21 points in that

game. I got Norwood.

Kicked a field goal and two extra points
in the 91 Super Bowl before you know.

That was a Super Bowl.

This was a high school basketball game.
Eddie, we're just kidding. Nobody cares

about a stupid foul shot from 15 years
ago.

Come on, you gotta come.

Come on.

All right!

Woo! Hey,

oh, that's great.

See you later.

Kenny. Huh? Two o 'clock.

No, that's ten o 'clock, over two o
'clock. That's not ten o 'clock, it's

'clock. Twelve o 'clock is straight
ahead.

Two o 'clock is over there. Look over at
the snack counter.

Ten o 'clock?

I'd be happy to.

What am I looking at? Can't you see it?
Love is in the air.

Where? Shirley and Jack, man. She's
crazy about him. How can you tell?

Kenneth, it's my business to know about
women.

and ties the game 61 -61, and he gets
fouled. So he gets to shoot one foul

One shot, three seconds on the clock. If
he makes it, Stuckyville High School

wins the state championship for the
first time in 16 years.

Where was I for all of this? Probably
some exclusive Supergirl party with the

exclusive Supercool.

Thanks, Mom. I really needed that. I
love you. All right, guys, go on. So

Ed Stevens steps up to the foul line.

Who wants buffalo wings? The referee
hands him the ball. Beer nuts?

Do not ring a bell, anybody.

He bounces it once, twice.

How about cheeseburgers all around? I'm
buying. And then he shoots. Up in the

air, the ball goes. All of Stuckyville's
dreams are floating inside that orange

sphere. Oh, man.

Oh, you're one silver -tongued
dermatologist. Oh, yeah.

We all watch breathlessly as the ball
feathers downward, as if it's in slow

motion. seam over seam rotating slowly
leading to the cold steel of the rim

surrounding the welcoming oasis of net
you can just make that up are you

me i've been telling this story for 15
years so then the ball comes down it

the back of the rim then the front of
the rim see i wonder what's going to go

then the back of the rim again and it
rolls around the rim like this around

around oh come on this is a true in roll
around I've Hollywooded up the story a

bit. The ball falls out. Yes.

No, wait, wait, wait. It gets worse than
that.

Worse? Yes.

The ball ends up in the hands of Rich
Reed, this guy from Jasper Town. He

down the court, throws up a shot at the
top of the key. It's a buzzer sound.

Swish. Right end. It's good. 63 -61.

Jasper Town wins.

Oh, my God.

And our little Ed Stevens here was
forever branded a goat.

Oh, pretty.

What a story. I can't believe you never
told me that.

It slipped my mind.

Hey, you know what we should do? What?
We should challenge those Jasper Town

guys to a rematch. Yeah!

Just for fun.

Let's let it go already. I mean, what's
the point? Come on, it'll be fun. Hey,

you know that Reed guy, don't you? Yeah,
I've got some construction for him.

He's huge. I think he owns a shopping
mall or something. I'll call him. All

right. Guys, this time we've got to win.

Yeah. Yes. Ed, stay away from the foul
line.

Eddie.

Eddie.

Eddie.

Eddie. Eddie.

Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie.

Eddie. Eddie.

Chris Webber had 23 points before he
called the timeout.

Attention,

the goat is now leaving the goat.

I repeat, the goat is now leaving the
goat. Wait for that one on there.

Excuse me.

Tim. Molly.

Yeah, no, we're going to go.

I'm fine.

How are you?

Can I buy you a beer?

You know, I was sort of on my way out.
Oh, come on, Molly.

One beer?

I haven't seen you in a long time.

Twelve teeny tiny ounces.

You know, malt, hops, yeast, a little
bit of water.

Perhaps two row barley thrown into the
mix.

Did you want a glass? No. Are you sure?
This is fine.

Okay.

I really missed you.

I've missed you too.

Where are you headed?

School. School.

I'm a teacher, remember?

So I have to go to school because the
kids need me to teach them

things at the school.

Bye now.

Molly?

Yes, Jim? Yeah, it's Saturday.

Saturday? There's no school on Saturday.

Today is Saturday.

That's true, isn't it?

Well, Molly, nothing's changed for me.

Six years ago, I made a mistake. I
married the wrong girl.

I want to correct that.

Okay. You know what?

I'm just late. So I'm going to go
outside and have

a donut.

Yep. Yep.

Donut time for Molly. Good then.

Shirley, walk with me. What do you want,
Phil? I see you have a crush on Jack. I

don't have a crush on Jack. It's okay if
you have a crush on Jack. But I don't

have a crush on Jack. Then why don't you
talk to him? I'm just shy.

Shy because you have a crush on him? No,
I'm just shy.

Then why doesn't he talk to you? Maybe
he's just shy. Are you sure you don't

have a crush on Jack? If I did have a
crush on Jack, why would I tell you

it? Because you trust me like a brother.
I don't trust you like a brother. Sure

you do. No, I don't.

But if you did trust me like a brother,
then you would tell me you had a crush

on Jack? If I had a crush on Jack, yes.
But you don't. Phil. What?

Why are we walking like this?

I don't know. I thought on the West Wing
it makes everything seem important.

Hey, Mr. Choker Artist.

Coming to lunch?

It's not Choker Artist. It's Choker
Artist.

Sorry. I'm new to this whole guys
ribbing each other thing. I like it,

It's fun.

Glad I could entertain you.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Oh, come on. That can't still be really
bothering you, can it?

Ed, it was a stupid missed foul shot 15
years ago. Who cares?

It wasn't just a shot. It was a fork in
the road.

What are you talking about?

Nothing. Forget it. It's not worth going
in there.

No, come on. Tell me.

In this world, there's two kinds of
people.

Haves and have -nots.

Haves are cool, confident.

Life's a party. They're the host. Have
-nots, on the other hand, they live life

on the outside looking in. They're not
invited to the party. And if by some

miracle, they get to go, they're always
underdressed, overdressed.

Somebody accidentally spills coleslaw on
their shirt.

What does this have to do with the
missed foul shot?

Because that was the moment.

I was on the precipice of being a half.
I made the varsity basketball team. That

was huge. When that ball didn't go
through that hoop, my leg took a left

of a right. Are you trying to tell me
that your entire life has been changed

one missed shot in a high school
basketball game?

Yep. I mean, as crazy as it sounds, our
experiences form us, right? And that

experience, it formed me. I think that
if I made that shot, I'd end up on a

different path.

I'd be a different person today.

I don't think that's true.

Well, I guess we'll never know.

I also don't think you're a have -not.

Well, that, my dear sweet Carol Vessi,
is because you have no idea what being a

have -not is. Come on.

Lunch is on me.

How you feeling?

Never felt better in my life.

You okay, buddy?

Yep. A few minutes. It's payback time.

There he is. The great Richard Reed.

How you doing? You guys remember this?

You remember this?

Yep. The man who stole my life.

Yeah, here he's dating some super babe
Jill something. She's a model for Gear

Magazine.

He's coming this way. Why is he coming
this way? I don't know.

Hey, guys.

Hey. I thought you might want to take a
look at the trophy.

Stevens? Hey, Rich, how you doing?

I realize I never properly thanked you
for this.

Yeah, well, you deserve it. You hit a
great clutch out of the buzzer.

I did, didn't I?

Well, I thank you for making that
possible. Would you like to touch it?

Oh, come on, touch it. We've had it for
15 years now. Why don't you guys take a

turn? But just for a couple of seconds,
okay? I'm fine, thank you.

Okay, well, if you change your mind and
you want to touch it, any of you.

It'll be right over there. All right?
Good luck today.

You too.

So how many pairs of shoes did you end
up with? Three. That was the best sale

I've been to at any shoe store ever.
Because it wasn't just a sale. It was a

celebration. So true.

I actually found myself wishing I had
more feet.

I slept with Jim.

Um, the night we ran into each other at
the smiling goat.

You slept with him, slept with him?

Or you slept with him, slept with him?

Okay, just checking. I just want to make
sure we're all on the same page. You

know, we're dealing with the same...

Info? What were you thinking?

I wasn't. It just kind of happened.

But he's a married man. We've talked
about this.

I know.

I know.

Really?

He did say he loved me, just for the
record. That's what all married men say.

It's true. Unless, of course, you're
married to one of them, which means they

never speak to you. Except sometimes
they burp. Okay, I am not an idiot. I

that millions of women get their hearts
broken by the promises of married men.

But? But what if? Just...

What if this one particular married man
is telling the truth and he wants to

leave his wife?

You specifically said you did not want
to go down this road again. Here you

going down this road.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm not. I called him and I gave him
an ultimatum. I said, you leave your

wife or I leave you road over one way or
the other.

How else am I supposed to know for sure?
Right?

Fine.

Fine.

Just one question. Was it...

Leave your wife or leave your wife now?
Now, or I am gone forever.

All right, let's talk about shoes again.
Look, those are cute.

Hey, you know this isn't important,
right?

What? But it's a game. So much out -of
-shape guys in their 30s trying to have

fun, you know what I mean?

Maybe for you it is. Just give me the
ball.

Here we go.

One, two.

Good luck to you, Tim.

Yeah, yeah. Let's have some fun.

That's the answer.

That's the answer. That's the answer.

All right, let's get the mic. Let me set
this. Nice.

The ball is in.

There you are.

You're running for your life.

You're a shooting star all the year.

No. one note just how hard you worked
but now it's

true in one shining moment it's all a
lie

one shining moment you knew you were
alive

Hi, Sarah, you want to try some fried
clams?

How old used to be to try fried clams?

16.

Whoa. I think Mr. One.

Yeah, looks like Eddie was the hero.

Put me down. I can walk.

So tell us all about it. Well, I think
the reason we won today was Ed. Yeah, we

saw that. The way you guys were carrying
him in and everything.

What? Ed pulled his hamstring five
seconds into the game. He didn't play.

If only that had happened 15 years ago,
we would have been state champs.

Breathing in.

Breathing out.

Relaxing. Very good.

Very nice.

What's going on?

Shirley has finally admitted to me that
she has a crush on Jack.

Huh? Is this true?

Yes. I'm a woman. I have needs. May I
continue?

Breathing in, breathing out.

Very good.

Very nice.

I'm now going to give you a post
-hypnotic suggestion.

Whenever you hear me say the word
lumberjack... No, wait, that's no good.

Whenever you hear me say the word
dustbuster... No, wait, Sanskrit.

Yeah, no.

Actually, let's go with applesauce.
Whenever you hear me say the word...

Applesauce. You will become poised and
self -confident. You will have the

courage to speak freely to Jack without
shyness. Let's test our word.

Right now, when I say the word
applesauce, I would like you to cluck

chicken. And applesauce.

Phil, I'm not hypnotized. Yes, you are.

Boy, for lunch yesterday, I had some
delicious applesauce. I'm wide awake. It

didn't work.

Applesauce. I'm leaving.

Oh, my God.

You're hypnotized, aren't you? You were
watching the whole thing and became

inadvertently hypnotized.

No, I'm not hypnotized. Yes, you are.
You're inadvertently hypnotized.

Appletoss!

I am tired of working with amateurs.

Shirley, Shirley.

On my way to work, at least five people
stopped me today and asked me about

missing a foul shot 15 years ago in a
high school basketball game. Do you have

any idea why suddenly everybody knows
about this?

Do what?

I said... I know, Chief.

What? Kenny, for the love of God, what
is going on? I feel like I've gone back

in time.

You may want to take a look at this
morning's Stuckyville Progress, page

And page four.

And I believe it prickles on over to
page five.

Oh. My.

God.

Hey, you seen the paper today?

Don't start, Mike. I can't take it
anymore. What's the matter? This is

stuff. The heck with the foul shot.

What are you thinking with this chance?

One stupid file shot. Still haunting me.
Fifteen years later.

Hey, I know what we can do. I'll get my
tools, and we'll build a time machine,

then we can go back in time and set
things straight.

What?

That's a great idea.

Going back in time? You can't go back in
time. Why not?

Because if you alter history, you end up
creating a parallel universe where

everyone has nine heads and only speaks
Dutch.

I'll take my chances. Shirley!

Shirley! There she is. Shirley, I want
you to find Richard Reed and tell him I

need to see him immediately.

Right on.

What are you doing?

I'm getting myself a do -over.

Excuse me, choke artist.

Richard Reed of the Jasper Town Lights
is here to see you. Oh, good. Thank you,

Shirley. And for the record, I prefer
not to be called choke artist.

I'm sorry. I thought that was your
sports nickname.

Like the way Jack Nicklaus is the golden
bear, or Joe Namath is Broadway Joe, or

Reginald Jackson is Reggie Jackson.

Send him in.

Oh,

hey.

Great looking place you got here. Really
cute.

Thanks, thanks. Is that your girlfriend?

No, we just met. Do you actually work
out of this bowling alley, like, every

day?

Yes, I do. I love that.

So what's this big proposal that you
couldn't tell me about over the phone?

Well, Rich.

Yeah, just let me stop right there. I've
got to be up front with you, Ed.

My company's not hiring at the moment.
Actually, Rich, I don't want a job. No?

Sorry, I've just been getting a lot of
that lately. So, what's up?

Okay, well, I have a very exciting idea.
Very exciting. You ready? Okay.

Okay, here it goes.

I want you guys to give me a do -over.

A do -over?

Yes, on the foul shot I missed at the
state championship.

What?

It'll be great. It'll be great. We'll
pack the gym with people just like it

15 years ago. I'll retake my shot.

Okay, you've got to be kidding me. And
just to spice things up, if I hit it,

when I hit it, if I hit it, then you
guys give me the trophy.

Okay, forgive me, Ed, but...

Why would we want to do that?

For the thrill of competition.

And the joy of revisiting the past. The
thrill and the joy.

You still haven't gotten over that foul
shot, have you? Of course I have.

Put it behind you.

All right. Can you do that for me?

I gotta go.

Wait, Rich.

Look, that game... The truth is, that
game was a big turning point in my life.

And in yours. It was a fork in the road.
I took one path, you took... I mean,

look at you. You're strong. You're
confident. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Ho, let me

you right there.

Rich, don't swing that way.

You think I'm going to hunt you? It'd
almost be better if you were. At least

that would make sense.

You take it easy now, choke artist.

5 ,000 bucks.

What? Look, Rich, give me the do -over.
If I make the shot, Stuckyville gets a

trophy. If I miss, then I'll give you
and your teammates 5 ,000 bucks.

I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable taking
advantage of the mentally ill. Oh, come

on. Go for it. Take advantage.

All right. All right, I guess. Great.

Saturday night, I'll set the whole thing
up. All you guys got to do is be there.

Oh, we'll be there.

For 5 ,000 bucks, we will be there.

Hey.

Hi.

So, how'd it go?

Did you tell her?

You told her, right?

You didn't tell her?

Not yet.

Jim. I'm sorry. You know, I wanted to do
it. I just couldn't find the right

moment. Jim, there is no right moment.

I mean, what do you think? You're going
to be sitting on a couch at home

watching Baby Bob and your wife will
turn to you during a commercial break

say, my, oh, my, them talking babies is
hilarious.

So, honey, do you have any interest in
leaving me for another woman?

I'm going to do it, Molly. Honest to
God.

I really wish I had my married guy
cliche checklist.

That honest to God, that could earn me
like 300 points.

Please, Molly, you know, I'm doing my
best, okay? I know it's hard.

I just need you to trust me a little on
this one, okay?

Christina's coming to town this
afternoon.

She's coming here?

Yeah, she's going to visit her aunt, and
I'm going to tell her tomorrow night.

I promise you that.

Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night, no
matter what.

Okay.

Okay, I will meet you right here this
Sunday at noon.

And if you haven't told her, that is it.

We are over for good, no matter what.

You won't have to worry about that.

So how would you feel about maybe going
back to your place and getting a beer?

Hmm.

A beer. Well, or a soda, you know, or
some steak, whatever you want.

Okay.

You're all set. Thank you very much.

Uh, Irv Nadler?

Yes, welcome to the Hi -Fi. How may Irv
help you?

You probably don't remember me. I used
to play basketball for Stuckyville High.

I used to referee our games.

My name's Ed Stephens. Good to see you.
Do you remember me?

No. Listen, Irv, I was wondering, do you
still ref at all?

Me? Nah.

Gave it up years ago.

Why's that? Why?

Some 14 -year -old kid didn't like one
of my calls, so he found me after the

game, and he beat me with a sack of gym
shoes.

Right. Look, Irv, the reason I'm here,
I'm getting myself a do -over on a foul

shot that I missed at the state
championship, and I want to recreate

down to the tiniest detail for this do
-over, so what I'm doing is I'm getting

the players, I'm getting the crowd, I'm
getting the mascots, and Irv, I'd really

like you to be there.

Are you a fan of action movies?

Yeah?

Here's what you do.

Move up this baby up to your DVD
surround sound, put it on your favorite

and everything that happens on screen...

you're going to feel it right in your
ass. My ass? Uh -huh. List price, $299

.95, but for you, $250.

Well, Irv, to be honest, I really don't
feel like buying anything today.

Ed, to be honest, I really don't want to
referee a little foul shot.

Yeah, okay, I'll take it.

You got yourself a ref.

Testing 1 -2 -1 -2, sibilance,
sibilance, check, check it. Can you hear

Roger that.

Here he comes.

Okay. Shirley, just repeat everything I
say and you will find yourself with a

spanking new boyfriend courtesy of Fiona
de Stubziak. But what if the signal

cuts out and I'm left on my own? I won't
know what to do.

Don't worry. Ain't gonna happen.

But what if there is interference from a
radio broadcast and I hear the

commercial from the Olive Garden and I
start talking about shrimp scampi?

Shirley, listen to me. Nothing can
possibly go wrong with this equipment,

I bought it on eBay.

Now go.

This piece of junk better work.

It'll work, alright?

Watch this.

Yo, yo, yo, what's up, what's up?

Molly. Not breaking your rhythm, am I?
No, I'm in a state of pure

I wouldn't be distracted if President
Bush marched in playing the French horn.

How about Nixon with a sousaphone?

That might get my attention. What brings
you here?

Well, everyone seems to think you've
gone completely insane.

Do you?

How can I put this?

Yes,

I think you've gone completely insane.
Don't do this, Ed. I know, I know, I

know. Making that shot wouldn't have
turned me into Rich Reed.

No, actually, I think it probably would
have.

You do? Yeah, I mean, championship,
that's the stuff that rich reads are

of. So you agree with me?

Well, I agree with you, except for one
thing.

You don't want to be rich read.

Why not?

How about the blindingly obvious fact
that the guy's an ass?

No, no, too easy. I beat you there,
sister. Here's the thing. Yeah, rich

an ass. Rich read is just one guy.
Confidence and success don't necessarily

you an ass.

Well, it sure helps. Listen, people like
rich read who get whatever they want,

they move on a little bit. Like what?
Like a sense of humor.

Like empathy, like depth.

So goes the argument. But when you get
right down to it, who is more fun? The

deep losers or the shallow winners?

Fun isn't everything.

So I hear you have a big meeting Sunday
at noon.

What, are you changing the subject on
me? No, no, not at all. Question.

Winning is so bad and losing is so
terrific. What are you hoping Jim will

you when you meet with him on Sunday?

Touche.

I'm hoping he'll have told his wife
about me.

I thought so.

You think he's gonna?

Absolutely. I'm not so sure. Come on,
Molly. The guy loves you.

He's going to tell her.

All right.

You miss this next shot.

He's going to tell her. If you make it,
he's not going to tell her.

Molly. Come on. Go ahead.

All right.

Go ahead.

He's going to tell her.

I probably did that on purpose.

You never said I couldn't.

Good night, RuPaul.

Good night.

I liked it.

Did you hear? They're having another one
of those celebrity boxing tournaments.

No, who's boxing now?

RuPaul and the guy who played Squiggy.

America ruled! I mean, where else could
you... Molly?

What?

Come on, let's get out of here.

I really wish I hadn't seen that.

Is she okay?

Well, you know, Mal, it's tough on the
outside, tender on the inside.

Right.

Speaking of tough... Phil!

Phil! Phil, you served me the plastic
display pie again. Not now, Bosco. I'm

the middle of something.

No, but it...

Okay, Jack's on his way in. You guys
ready? I don't know what to do.

Shirley, you take the ball bearing, you
put it into the bowling shoe, it hits

the thingamajig, rolls down the vacuum
tube, knocks into the hoosie watsit,

causing the golf ball to spin the
plunger, causing the sign to pop up.

This ain't gonna work.

Here he is.

Oh, Jack!

You two stay here.

Jack, you have a woman in your life?

Can't say that I do.

Why's that?

I don't know.

I guess I'm kind of shy.

I like shy people.

They spend more time thinking and less
time playing grab ass.

Shirley, she's shy too.

You should talk to her sometime.

Yeah? Yeah.

I think she'd like that.

So what's going on?

I thought I had till tomorrow, right?

So you haven't told her yet?

No. No, I mean, we planned this out.

I was going to do it tonight, remember?

No, you're not.

What are you talking about?

You're not going to tell her.

Why not?

Because I don't want you to.

What?

I saw you and Christina walking on the
street yesterday, and I realized that as

much as I want you to leave her, I can't
ask you to do that.

Okay.

Molly, I'm really confused right now.

I don't want to break up your marriage.

My marriage is already over.

Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't.

That is something for the two of you to
figure out. I don't want to be a factor

in that decision.

So what are you saying?

I'm saying that I can't see you anymore.

You're breaking up with me?

Bye, Jim.

Lily, come on.

You're serious?

That's it?

Good luck.

Bye.

Hi? Molly Hudson?

Yes?

Do you have a Gorillagram?

Oh, my God.

Molly, Jim is a special guy. I said,
Molly, you left him high and dry.

You must feel like you're going to cry.

You should not be unhappy.

Because I'm telling you, Jim has a wife.
Oh, yeah, you know.

Jim has a wife. Well, you did the right
thing.

That's what I'm here to say. You got to
get on with your life.

Ta -da!

Oh, gosh.

Okay. Who sent you? It had to be Carol
Pesci. No, no, no, no.

No. Actually, it had to be Ed Stevens.

You are correct, madame.

Ed, I can't believe you.

Come here.

Wait a minute.

Shouldn't you be at the gym taking your
big foul shot?

I got a little time. I figured you could
use some sharing up.

You figured right.

Come on. Have a seat.

De -gorilla -ize yourself.

Don't mind if I do.

How are you doing tonight?

Itchy.

How cute was that?

I'd give it a seven.

Cuter than a chimp wearing overalls. A
bit less cute than a tiny hobo mouse

his belongings tied to a stick.

How you feeling?

Not having a whole lot of fun.

You're the one who said fun isn't
everything, right?

That I did.

See, these are the exact times make me
resent people like Rich Reed. They have

life handed them on a platter. Doesn't
that make you mad?

Ed, I feel particularly crummy right
now, so it makes it tough to say what

about to say with a whole lot of
conviction.

You know how when they cut open a tree,
you can see all the rings?

Yeah. And depending on how far apart the
rings are, how you can tell how some of

the years for the tree were great and
some just...

Yes. And those rings, the good ones and
the bad ones, they just make the tree

the tree.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, but see, their trees have all good
rings. The rich regions of the world,

their trees have all good rings. That's
why they never experience what you're

going through right now. True.

That's why they never experience what
it's like to miss the game -winning foul

shot, because they would never miss the
game -winning foul shot.

And because they would never experience
those things, they also wouldn't know

what it's like to dress up as a gorilla
just to cheer someone up.

You can't trade in the bad rings, Ed,
else the tree's not the tree.

Come on.

Let's go to the gym.

Yeah. Um, how'd you like my tree
analogy?

Solid gold. Yeah, I thought so.

Hey, I'm starving. You know if they got
an Applebee's around here?

Here he is now, Ted Stevens, trying to
reverse history, trying to erase a

mistake that has haunted him since 1987.

One shot for the trophy that should have
been his 15 years ago.

One shot.

You better know what you're talking
about.

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