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Anybody? Hey, Mike, what's up?

What's your snack?

Snack? We have food here. Yeah, but it sucks.

Yeah, that's true.

Oh. What?

What brand of potato chips are these? I don't know.

Can't eat them. What? Can't eat them. What are you talking about? They're

I was 12 years old.

I bought these potato chips, and on the bag it said, no one can eat just one.

Right. I was like, yeah, right. No snack food company is going to tell me what I

can or cannot do, right? So what I do is I eat one single chip, throw the rest

of the bag away, make sure to never eat them again.

Well, you're kidding me. I am not kidding. I, Edward J. Stevens, am the

ate just one.

I'll give you ten bucks if you eat a chip.

Come on, don't.

Ten bucks, Ed. Don't do that. Come on. I've put 20 years of my life into this.

You're not going to do it, huh?

I just... All right, all right. Let the word go forth that it...

3 .12 p .m., December 5th, 2001.

Ed Stevens, for the first time in history, refused to...

When

it's my moment in the sun.

Oh how beautiful I'll be.

But in a normal sort of way.

Like I am you and you are me.

You shut off the car, okay?

I did.

It sometimes just takes a little while.

You know, this is ironic, don't you think?

How so?

Here I am. I have finally decided to buy another car. And right when we're on

our way to the car dealership, the old car stops running.

You know, it's like she's trying to say to me, don't tell me. Molly, this car is

broken down every single time we've been in it.

Sadie.

Did you just call me Sadie? No, the car.

The car. Her name is Sadie. You named your car Sadie? Yeah, when I was 18, I

thought it sounded cool.

What 18 -year -old thinks the name Sadie is cool?

Because I thought I was the only one.

So, uh, what do you think is wrong?

No idea.

I'm not a car guy.

Then why are you just standing there staring at it like that?

This is what car guys do.

Give it a try.

All right.

Yeah.

Got to cross the arms.

Yeah.

Then you move back a little bit like this.

And a little nod.

You get rid of your old car.

No. Miles, you're going to kill yourself in that thing. I know, I know.

Jim said the same thing to me the other morning.

The other morning?

At your house.

He slept on the couch.

And you?

In my bed.

But were you both on the couch or both in your bed before he slept on the couch

and you slept in your bed?

This is the worst Dr. Smith book ever written.

Did you sleep with Jim?

Not in a car and not on a boat, not on a train and not in a boat.

Really? You didn't sleep with Jim in a boat? Shut up.

This is the best I can do.

The Stuckyville Board of Education will come to order.

Any old business, Mr. Secretary? Excuse me, before we go down the list of old

business, I have some pressing new business I'd like to raise.

Board Member Crane, you have the floor.

Thank you.

Last week, an atrocity was perpetrated at the Stuckyville Middle School.

Arnold Bancroft.

The middle school drama teacher refused to give the lead of the school play to

one of his students, Paul Gordon, because Paul Gordon is an African

How do you know this?

I spoke with the boy's father, and he submitted this complaint.

Oh, that doesn't sound like Ernie Bancroft. No, not at all.

I, for one, find Arnold Bancroft's act to be heinous.

and despicable. And I strongly urge this board to remove him immediately so that

prejudice and racism can never find a home here in Stuckyville.

We're going to do one more time.

Warren Cheswick, tell me.

When exactly did you decide that wearing turtlenecks was a good idea? Oh, don't

start with me, Diane.

You're not exactly dressed like Veuve Clicquot yourself.

Veuve Clicquot is a champagne.

Oh, but it's a champagne well -dressed in a bouquet of aromatic flavors.

Nice try.

I've got a good idea for a little project.

You know something, Diane? These ideas don't work.

What are you talking about?

Trying out for the wrestling team might not have been a home run, but it was

certainly a solid single.

Hey, you're on the map with Jessica Martel, turtleneck man. Cheer up.

No, no, no, no. You see, that's just the thing. I was on the map with Jessica

Martel last year, okay?

So it's the same thing. I do something heroic, and then the next day she sees

and she smiles and says, Hey, Warren.

And that's it. Nothing ever happens.

God, you look exactly like someone, and I can't put my finger on it. Whoa, are

you even listening to me? Calm down.

This year will be different. Why?

Because I'm here. Oh.

Of course.

Meet me at the Smiling Goat after school and we'll talk about my idea.

Fine.

David Schwimmer.

That's who it is. You look exactly like David Schwimmer. Get out of here. I do

not. Yes, you do. Say this. Say, hey, Monica, where's my monkey?

I didn't say that.

Come on, come on, come on. Say it. Say it.

Hey, Monica, where's my monkey?

I didn't say it.

Okay. See you later, Schwimm.

They haven't used a monkey on that show in ten years.

There's not a single food that I don't like.

Well, that can't be.

I'm not saying I don't like certain foods more than others. I'm just saying

there's not a single food that exists on this planet that I and Stevens don't

enjoy.

Okra.

Like it.

Liver.

Like it.

Dog. Dog? He's in a hot dog? Like it. No, not as in hot dog, just dog.

Poodle, shih tzu, schnauzer, dog.

That's not a food. People don't eat dog.

They do in Korea.

In Korea, it is perfectly acceptable to eat dog.

Like it.

They're going to fire Arnie Bancroft.

How do you know that? Victor Sadaka from the board said that they met and the

vote was seven to two.

They're going to announce the decision tonight.

Is that drama teacher thing?

Yeah.

Hey, you should help him, Ed. He's a great guy.

Doesn't sound like a great guy. I know Arnie Bancroft, and Arnie Bancroft is

a racist. There's got to be more to it than that. I'm sure he just gave it to

the kid who deserved the part.

What does your little buddy Principal Martino think about this?

Dennis? Uh, this is eighth grade. Middle school. Not high school. Dennis doesn't

have anything to do with it.

I see.

So, what do you say, Ed?

Okay, I'll talk to him, but you've got to understand, I'm not going to help

guy out if any of this turns out to be remotely true.

It won't.

Trust us.

Great. Terrific.

I need dogs.

Hi, all.

Hi, Molly.

Hi. Hi. Ready to go?

Yeah. I am going to buy a car.

And drop off the old one? Yeah, one of the students wants it.

You sold Sadie?

Okay, maybe it was a mistake. I think I should have kept. No, Molly.

Walk.

X -Day on 886.

Okay, I heard that. Yeah, but you couldn't decode it.

They're having like a whole relationship thing, huh?

Yeah.

And you and I are just left with night after night of empty physical pleasure.

Yeah, I'm sorry. You're right. That's not you.

I understand that's what you did for Carson Daly and James Van Der Beek, but

we're talking about Freddie Prinze Jr.

This is my cousin Allison.

She works for a big...

Publicity firm in New York.

What? You got me a publicist?

Mine. Warner.

Hi. Allison Goldstein. PJR Publicity.

It's Warren.

Warren. I'm sorry.

So I'm back home for a few days and I am happy to help you out with what's her

name? Jessica Martell. You know Freddie Prinze Jr.? A total sweetheart.

So, first question.

When people think of Warren, what do they think?

I think the name Warren Cheswick conjures many things to many people.

I think for some, he's a funny and sensitive young man. To others, sexual

potency springs to mind, and to others... Warren.

Everyone thinks he's a loser.

Well, that's a bit general.

It's not a problem. We're going to create our own image.

A guy on the go, cool, mysterious, always where the action is.

Great.

How are you going to do that?

The quickest and easiest way to increase your star power is to date up.

What does that mean? Nicole Kidman marries Tom Cruise?

Her profile goes up.

Lara Flynn Boyle hooks up with Jack Nicholson? Up she goes.

Cool. Hey, oh, could you get me that chick from Dark Angel?

I'm a publicist, not a magician.

Here's what we can do.

We find a pretty girl that nobody knows, snap a few pictures of you with her,

flip one into the local paper, and prepto, you're no longer a loser.

You're a guy who's dating some model from New York City.

Freddie, how you doing?

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Mr. B, you think maybe we could work this into the show?

Oh, um, uh... I'm gonna have to think about that, okay, Wally?

Stare if you need it.

Thank you.

That's good.

Mr. Bancroft?

Yes. Hi.

I'm Ed Stevens. I'm a lawyer. Good friend of Carol Vestey's and Molly

who are concerned about you, sir. They thought maybe I could offer you some

help. The Paul Gordon incident, right? Carol and Molly tell me that everyone's

jumping to conclusions on this thing. People are saying that the reason you

didn't give Paul the lead is that he's African American. Is that what they're

saying? Yeah.

They're right.

Pardon me?

I didn't give Paul the lead in the school play because he's black.

Mr. Bancroft, are you saying that Paul Gordon actually is a better actor than

the kid you gave the lead to? Than Riley Evans?

Yes, Paul Gordon is definitely better. You can't even compare the two.

But, okay, I'm confused. Nothing to be confused about. I didn't give Paul the

part because he's African American.

So you're actually admitting that you're racist, prejudiced, don't care much for

the minorities.

Is that true?

I have poured my heart into this drama club.

Do you know I still have ex -students who come and visit me?

Even ones who haven't acted again since the eighth grade, and they all say the

same thing. Mr. B, those plays we did with you meant something because you

always took them so seriously.

I'm not sure you're answering my question.

Do you know why I take these little rinky -dink productions so seriously?

Because that's how you teach 14 -year -olds to take themselves seriously.

Despite everything I've done, everybody wants to think I'm a racist.

Okay, but...

Mr. Bancroft, you yourself just said the reason you didn't give Paul Gordon the

lead in the play is because of his race.

Here's the play.

The Abe Lincoln story.

Yes, that's right.

The lead role in the play is Abe Lincoln. He freed the slaves.

I've explained this kindly and gently to all concerned. It confuses the

production to have a black Abe Lincoln.

Nobody said a word about what the play was.

Of course they didn't, because they just want to believe what they want to

believe. Look, I just did what I thought was best for the production, the same

way I've done what's best for all my productions. Look, frankly, whatever the

board decides is fine with me.

I talked to someone on the inside. It turns out the board's already made its

decision.

Really?

They voted 7 -2 to fire you.

They're going to announce that tonight.

Look, Mr. Bancroft, I'd like to help you get your job back.

How?

They can't fire you for being a racist. If you're not racist, they can't do

that. So we sue them for wrongful termination.

I think we can win.

Okay.

Okay.

Man.

I love that new youth character. I don't know.

This car doesn't have any character.

What are you talking about?

This baby's loaded with character.

That's your AM FM radio.

The bucket seat.

Bitchin' horn.

You got a great friend.

Yeah. I got.

So, uh, what are we gonna name him?

Oh, no, no. I can't name this car.

Of course you can.

You're like...

A gym?

I mean, what would it kill you to name the car a gym?

You think I'm crazy for being emotionally attached to a car, don't

No. I mean, when I was a kid, I couldn't part with this sweatband I used to wear

on my wrist.

Really? Yeah.

I started wearing it because I thought it would make me look like Ileana

It's just that, you know, I had that car for 15 years.

We'll be at home.

You're right.

I will.

Miles.

What's happening right now?

Thanks, Eric.

Oh, hey. I need a chooch, my brother.

A chooch?

Yeah, I got a favor. A chooch.

Oh, by the way, this is Diane.

Hi. Hi. Yeah, so, uh, listen, is there any way you could help me out with a

beautiful lady?

Okay, Warren, isn't this just about every single conversation you and I have

ever had? Right. He's got the chair and the whip and the frilly lion tamer shirt

and the headline reads, Freddy Tames Hollywood.

Perfect.

Hi. Allison Goldstein. Hi.

Now, are you getting up the girl?

Because for this to work, she can't just be beautiful. She has got to be exotic.

Warren.

What's going on? Oh, this is my publicist. Your publicist?

Yep. We need a pretty girl to take a picture with me.

Got anybody?

Well, Warren, no, not really.

Right there.

What's her name?

Oh, Shirley?

No, that's not a good idea. Oh, with a little TLC, she'll be perfect.

Shirley, really?

Hi,

Allison Goldstein. How would you like to be in a photo shoot?

No.

I'll talk to her. It'll be fine.

She's... Thanks for the chooch, man. Stop saying that.

Molly, this is crazy.

I'm sorry. I'm just not ready.

It's Hudson.

Hi, Russell.

Look, I need to buy my old car back.

Where are the hubcaps?

I sold them to Kirby Koontz.

Oh, okay, okay. Well, uh, look.

You keep the profit on the hubcaps for your trouble, and, um, I'll give you

back.

I'm sorry, Miss Hudson. I'm gonna need $500.

What? I've put a great deal of work into this automobile.

Well, we had it for 36 hours.

Hey, I had the son of a bitch jiffy lubed. What's that, 30 bucks?

Russell, Russell, come on.

Fine.

$2 .50 and I get an automatic C -plus in science class.

$2 .50 it is.

What about the C -plus?

That'll cost you five grand.

Seriously? No.

I'm

sure

Allison knows what she's doing.

I mean, Freddie Prinze Jr. keeps doing all those crappy teen horror movies.

It's all right. She's got to do her thing.

Thanks for helping me out with all this.

Wow.

Yes.

Shirley, you look amazing.

Thank you, Warren.

Okay, here we go.

Young and in love. Young and in love.

All right, come on. Start canoodling.

Uh, Warren, put your arm around her.

Okay, canoodle.

Canoodle! I don't want to canoodle.

Time in your life!

Big laughs!

Okay,

this isn't happening.

Hey,

Shirley.

Have you ever been in love?

Yes, with a park ranger. His name was Donald. His grandfather invented the

ballpoint pen.

Okay, well, um, Warren here is in love and he really needs your help, so can

think about Donald and give us just one really good picture?

I'll try.

Okay. Here we go.

Okay, arm around.

Looking at each other.

Sharing a private joke. On three.

One.

Two.

Three.

Mr. Bancroft, is Paul Gordon the most talented actor in your drama class?

Yes, he's wonderful. He's clearly the best.

And yet you didn't cast him as a lead in your play. Why not?

When you're casting a part, you don't necessarily choose the best actor

available. You choose the best actor for that particular role.

I see.

So, let's say we're going to make, what, the Babe Ruth story. Need to cast Babe

Ruth. Lo and behold, Meryl Streep comes in, gives the best audition of her

career. Does she get the part?

No. Why not?

One of the most talented actors working today.

Because Babe Ruth was a man.

The part is going to go to a man, even if he's less talented than Meryl Streep.

So what you're saying is casting isn't based on talent alone?

No. Clearly you have to factor in sex, size, shape, looks, and yes, even

race. Of course.

After all, if you need someone to play Martin Luther King, do you call Tom

Hanks?

No. George Washington, do you call Denzel Washington?

No. And if you need Abe Lincoln, do you cast Paul Gordon?

No, you don't.

Because Lincoln was white.

Yes. And plus, the whole play is about racial issues.

If you've got a black Lincoln, it all gets very confusing.

I see.

I'm not a racist, Mr. Stevens.

I have nothing against African Americans or any other race or religion.

I was just trying to do what was best for the production.

Of course.

Thank you, Mr. Bancroft. Nothing further.

Mr. Carr, you were just trying to do what was best for the production.

That's right.

At what point in your career as a teacher did you decide that the

more important than the students?

I'm sorry.

What is that supposed to mean? We'll get to that in a minute, Mr. Bancroft. But

first let me ask you a question. Who did you cast as Abraham Lincoln?

His name is Riley Evans.

Uh -huh. And how tall is Riley Evans?

How tall is Riley?

I don't know.

Riley Evans is 5 '3". Little guy.

Abraham Lincoln, on the other hand, was the lanky 6 '4", 7 '2", with the hat.

How old is Riley Evans?

Fourteen.

Fourteen.

Abraham Lincoln became president at the age of 52.

Now tell me, Mr. Bancroft, if they were making a Hollywood movie about Abraham

Lincoln, do you think they'd give the part to a 5 '3", 14 -year -old?

No. Yet you did.

Why is that?

I think that's obvious.

Humor me.

I'm a junior high school drama teacher.

Yes, thank you.

You're not a Hollywood director, Mr. Bancroft. You're a teacher.

A teacher who told his African -American student, yes, you're the most talented.

Yes, you're the hardest worker.

But no, you're not going to get this opportunity because you're black.

It's quite a thing to do to a 14 -year -old kid.

But that's okay, right? As long as it's what's best for the production.

Objection, Your Honor. Badgering the witness.

Sustained. Consulate.

My apologies. Nothing further.

Hey. Did you guys see this?

Warren Cheswick from the newspaper.

What the hell? Who's the fuck?

Visiting lingerie mile Ava Hartona was squired about town this week by local

Warren Cheswick.

I totally recognize her from the catalogs.

I think she used to be married to John Cryer.

Cheswick. Hey, Jess. Boys.

Did you see that? Did you see that? I think it's working.

It's really worth it.

It's like an aura of mystique about me now.

For the first time in my life, I'm giving off pheromones.

Mystique, billowing clouds of pheromones.

Contain yourself.

Sorry. I can't.

It's awesome.

Your cousin is awesome. You're... You rock, Diane. You rock.

Right here.

I don't high -five.

There's nothing cheesier than high -five.

All right.

All right. Almost there.

Jim? Yeah.

I thank you.

My car.

Your car?

This, Molly Hudson, is not a car.

Now, if this were a car, we would have traveled the last ten blocks inside it

instead of behind it.

This?

Metal albatross.

I know.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

It's the first real exercise I've had since 1993.

Welcome home, trusty seed.

Seriously, Molly, what is it with you and this old wreck?

Oh, that answers my question.

Anyway, thanks for helping me. Can I take you to dinner?

What?

That's what you just did.

Yes, but I'm adorable and you are a big freak.

True.

Hey, Kyle.

Ed, this is Victor Sadaka. He's a member of the school board. Nice to meet you.

What can I do for you?

There's something you ought to know about the Bancroft case.

Oh, have a seat.

What do I need to know about the Bancroft case? I serve on the board with

named Matthew Crane.

Crane, he's the one who's leading the crusade against Mr. Bancroft? Yes.

About five years ago, when Bancroft first applied for a teaching job, Crane

dead set against him.

He did everything he could to stop the middle school from hiring him. And why's

that? I'll never forget his words. He said, Arnold Bancroft's type has got no

business teaching our kids.

His type?

Arnold Bancroft is gay.

Hey, Diane.

I want you to know something.

When all this is over, I'm going to take care of you.

Take care of me?

Yep.

When I ascend into the realm of cool, I'm not going to forget the good woman

gave me the leg up.

You'll be justly rewarded.

Oh, yeah?

How?

I'll tell you what.

Flip through the sharper image catalog, you pick out anything you want.

Under 50 bucks.

Gee, thanks.

Hey, come on, they got some sweet -ass laser pointers in there.

Well, if it isn't my favorite jet -setting playboy. Hey, Allison.

So, you guys ready for phase two?

Totally. What's next?

Warren Cheswick is throwing a party.

Awesome! Really?

Hey, hey, you know what I've always wanted to do? We should have one of

like, host -your -own -murder -mystery parties where you, like, hide little

clues around the rec room.

You're hopeless.

What? No, that's sophisticated.

Okay, Warren, I need the names of the five coolest kids in your class.

Okay, uh, Boss Cat, uh, Jessica, um, definitely Jakey, yeah.

Tommy. Ashley.

Yeah, I guess Ashley.

Okay. Tomorrow morning, when nobody's looking, I want you to slip these cards

into their lockers.

That's my phone number.

4 p .m. I don't get it.

Was it some kind of invitation?

Sort of.

You'll see.

Hello.

Hi, sweetie.

David Leisure.

Joe Isuzu.

Hey, uh,

thought we were going to dinner.

Walk with me.

So what's up?

Terry Lang.

Huh?

Summer after high school, I was waitressing at the pie shop.

Terry Lang was the busboy.

Black hair, brown eyes.

Kind of nerdy, but cute.

One day he asked me out to the movies.

My first date.

He picked me up around 7 and he took me to dinner at Bennigan's.

Nice. Yeah. Then we went and saw Nightmare on Elm Street 2.

Freddy's Revenge.

Why do you know that?

I kind of have a head for sequel subtitles.

He'll pork his two the next day, break into electric boogaloo.

Wow. So, you saw the movie.

So we saw the movie, and then when it was done, we got in his car and we drove

right here to the fabled Stuckyville Pond.

We parked, we talked for a while, and then he kissed me.

Your first kiss.

Yeah.

And my second.

My third.

My fourth.

We made out in the backseat for like six hours.

It was great.

Terry and I dated all summer, and then he went off to Columbia.

Like Bogota?

No, Columbia University.

So he couldn't take his car to New York, so he left it for me.

I've been driving here ever since.

Did you ever see him again?

Mm -mm.

You know, it'd be great right now if I pulled off a rubber mask and then I was

Terry Lang.

You know, to this day, my summer with Terry stands as the best relationship of

my life. How sad is that?

And what's even sadder is I can't let go of that stupid car.

I can't let go of those memories.

Maybe you just need to make some new memories.

You think so?

I really do.

State your name.

Matthew Crane.

Mr. Crane, as a member of the school board, did you vote to terminate Arnold

Bancroft's employment?

Yes, I did.

Why?

Because what he did was racist.

So?

What do you mean, so?

So? I mean, what's so bad about being racist?

What is this, a joke?

Objection? Your Honor, Mr. Crane led the charge against Arnold Bancroft. I'm

simply asking why.

I'll allow it.

Thank you.

So, Mr. Crane, tell us what's so awful about being racist.

This is America.

You can't deny someone an opportunity because of the color of their skin.

Why not?

Because we're all created equal.

Blacks and whites, you mean?

Blacks and whites, men and women, everybody.

Oh, there, sir, I believe you just misspoke.

No, I didn't.

Surely you did not mean to say everybody's created equal.

Of course I do.

Everybody. Everybody.

Even gay people like Arnold Bancroft.

Arnold Bancroft's type has got no business teaching our kids. Weren't

words, Mr. Crane?

What the hell are you trying to do?

You've made a lot of unfortunate little homophobic remarks over the years.

Tossed off stupid little comments you probably think people don't remember.

Well, people do remember, Mr. Crane. Some of them are even willing to

Now, you led the charge against Arnold Bancroft.

You seized upon this incident, this misunderstanding as a way of getting him

fired. You used Paul Gordon. You used his father when you talked him into

a complaint. You did all of this because Arnold Bancroft is gay.

Isn't that right, Mr. Crane?

Mr. Crane?

It's okay, Your Honor.

That look is worth a thousand words.

Nothing further.

Your witness, Mr. Carr.

Mr. Crane, as a member of the school board, how many votes do you get?

One. And when the board voted to fire Mr. Bancroft, what was the vote count?

Seven to two.

Nothing further.

Four o 'clock on the button.

Wait, do I... Allow me.

Hello?

Yeah, who's this?

No, who's this?

Fozcat?

Fozcat? I don't know any Fozcat. How did you get this number?

It was in a card in my locker.

Tear it up. Throw it away. There's been a mistake.

What? There's no Fozcat on Mr. Cheswick's guest list.

Mr. Cheswick?

Warren Cheswick?

I'm sorry. It's a private party.

Cheswick's having a party?

A private party.

VIPs only.

Well, uh...

I'm captain of the football team.

Uh -huh.

No, really, I am Fozcat.

All right.

But if you're jerking my chain, I will hunt you down and kill you.

It's tonight, 8 o 'clock at Stucky Bowl.

Proper attire is mandatory.

Okay, what's proper... Is he coming?

Oh, yeah.

And once he spreads the word... It'll be the society event of the season.

Warren. Do you know what exclusive means?

I think so.

No, you don't.

But tonight, you're going to learn.

Mr. Gordon, can I speak with you for a moment?

Not if it's about Arnold Bancroft. But if you need some model train supplies,

I'm all yours.

I don't need any model train supplies.

You sure?

We're giving 20 % off on cabooses.

Mr. Gordon, please.

Look, I need your help here.

Arnold Bancroft is not a racist. He's a good man. He's a good teacher. A good

teacher who sent my son home so upset he could hardly speak.

I understand if you don't agree with what he did.

But it's not always easy to know how to handle situations like this. What really

matters is Mr.

Bancroft's intentions were pure. So you say.

Now I got a lifetime of experience that tells me otherwise.

Mr. Gordon, you have my word. There's only one bigot involved in this case,

it's Matthew Crane.

Mr. Bancroft needs your help. Will you get on the stand and support him,

I'm sorry.

You can't come in.

This is a private party.

Name, please?

Nikki Poulter.

As in the crystal?

Yeah.

Sorry.

You're not on the list.

I'm not?

Look at his face.

Look at his face.

Sorry, Jakey.

Get the road.

They really must be getting old.

When I was a kid, we actually had guests at our parties.

Well, riddle me this, boy wonder.

When is a party not a party?

When? When it's a publicity stunt.

Yeah. Thanks for letting us fire the place.

You're welcome, Diane.

Seriously, Ed. I owe you big time. You're my dog.

Oh, Warren. Look, look, look.

It's Bobcat and Jessica.

Name, please. Bobcat, plus one.

Bobcat. First name, last name, what?

Well, it's my name. No, I'm sorry.

You're not on here.

What?

I'm Jessica Martel.

I'm friends with Warren.

Nope.

Sorry.

Oh, my God.

Hey, I've got one of these cards.

I have no idea what that is.

Sorry.

Next.

Denied.

Denied. Oscar, denied.

We are in such pain.

God, time to get a grip.

Sorry.

Good morning, Mr. Gordon.

Good morning.

Mr. Gordon, you brought the original charge of racism against Mr. Bancroft?

Yes, I did.

Do you believe Mr. Bancroft deserves to lose his job?

No, I do not.

Why not?

Because he was trying to do the right thing.

Should he have given that role to my son? I'd still say yes.

But did he deny him the role out of racism?

I don't think so.

This world today is a lot more complicated than it used to be.

All we can ask of anyone is that they try and do their best.

I've seen too many good people fall victim to stupid, senseless prejudice.

Let's not add Arnold Bancroft to that list.

Thank you, Mr. Gordon.

Mr. Carr, your witness.

The defense rests, Your Honor.

Madam Forewoman.

Yes, Your Honor.

Has the jury reached a decision?

We have.

How say you?

We find in favor of the plaintiff, Arnold Bancroft.

I commend you on a wise decision.

Mr. Bancroft, you got your job back.

Mr. Crane, good luck in keeping yours.

Congratulations. Thank you, Ed. You're welcome.

Arnie, good to have you back.

Good filter fish.

Like it.

You like surprises, don't you, Jimmy? Yes, Molly, I like surprises.

Good. Which do you prefer, little surprises or big surprises?

Big surprises. Good.

Big surprises that require heavy machinery and government permits, or

don't?

What?

Open.

Molly, what is it?

I think it's time that old Sadie had a proper burial.

This is so cool.

Let's go.

Hey, what's going on?

I don't know.

Probably some radio DJ pulling a lame stunt.

You're right.

Heads up, Cheswick.

What?

Oh, boy.

Good luck.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hey, Warren.

Oh, hey.

How was the party that night?

Party? Oh, that party.

It was all right. It was a little too crowded for my taste, but it's cool.

Yeah.

I wanted to come, but I couldn't get in.

Really? Oh, man.

You're kidding me. That's totally messed up.

Sorry about that.

So... A few of us are hanging out at Jakey's tonight.

Do you, like, want to come?

Do I want to come?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I guess, well, I guess, yeah, I'll come.

Jakey's my boy.

All right.

We'll see you there.

All right, whatever.

Catch you later.

To believe it's time to get down.

Well, I think we all learned a valuable lesson here today.

What was that?

No idea.

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