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Ed, check it out. It's a giant chicken.

Well observed, Mike. That truly is a giant chicken.

I'll give you six bucks if you hug a giant chicken.

Six bucks?

Yep. Six bucks?

Yep.

Okay, as you are well aware, the traditional wager is ten bucks.

Yeah, sure, Ed. We're all aware of the traditional ten, but all I, uh... I got

here is six.

You're walking around with six bucks in your pocket.

Who, your boxcar Willie King of the hobos?

You gonna hug a chicken or not? No way, man. Forget it.

Wait, don't get me wrong.

I mean, for $10, you could not hold me back. But $6?

Never going to happen, my friend. All right, fine. Let's go. Hold on. Hold on.

I'll give you $10 if you hug the giant chicken.

You're going to do it like that, huh?

There he goes.

There he goes.

Will you stop touching me?

Yeah.

Sorry.

When it's my moment in the sun, oh,

how beautiful I'll be.

Okay, my calculations yield a grand total of 1 ,389 gumballs. Kenny?

Yep, 1 ,389. Shirley?

Ditto. Okay, I will inscribe a number here.

Field it away like so.

And lock it away inside the impregnable box of mystery.

Bosco. You are the key master.

Protect the key, for the key holds the key.

Hey,

Ed. Hey, Cal. Ed, this is my friend Sonia. Sonia, Ed.

Hello, Sonia.

It's nice to meet you. Likewise.

Sonia's from Brazil. I've been tutoring her in English.

Ah, Brazil.

Okay,

Phil, Ed, Sonya needs a lawyer. I thought maybe we could... Let's step in

office. Great.

I met my husband, Andy, when he was on vacation in Sao Paulo.

He stayed at the same hotel where I was working.

I was his tour guide.

We fell in love very quickly, and a few weeks later, he proposed.

We married before a year.

But now, um... Andy wants a divorce.

Why?

Because he found this.

Page 15.

You were a mail order bride?

It was years before I met Andy. My friends, they knew I was desperate to

married, and they talked me into it.

I know it was a big mistake, and it was a crazy thing to do.

Andy didn't know about this?

No. I kept it from him.

I was ashamed.

Andy thinks that Sonia married him for a green card. That's why he's rushing the

divorce right now. If he can get it within two years of their marriage,

be deported.

I see.

You have to stop the divorce.

Um... Well, Sonia, I'm afraid this is what we call a no -fault state. That

that if Andy wants to end the marriage, there's nothing we can do to stop that.

Couldn't you argue special circumstances or ask for a delay?

That's what you want? You want to stay in the country?

I want to save my marriage.

I marry Andy because I love him, and I need time to make him believe me.

I'm sorry, Sonia. I can't help you.

I don't handle divorce cases.

Okay.

Hello, Molly.

Jim. Hi.

What do you got there?

Well, I thought it was an adorable token of my affection until I just carried it

past 200 teenage boys.

There's a kid with a little mustache, and he just called me a... Cork?

That's an insult these days? Cork?

Maybe it's a compliment.

So, I've been out of town lately and out of touch, too.

Oh, it's okay. It's okay. I mean, you don't have to... No, no, no. I should

called. I meant to call, you know, but I've just... It's been nonstop and I

thought I'd be coming back any day and, you know... Um... Yeah.

Thanks.

Anyway... I'm sorry.

Oh, there's no need to apologize. You know, it was just a kiss.

Really? Just a kiss?

I suppose you'd probably say that Vichyssoise is just a soup.

I don't know what that means.

Me neither. It doesn't matter.

Look, Molly,

will you come out with me tonight?

What do you have in mind?

Just a surprise.

What was that about?

Look, I'd like to help out. Really, I would. But I've handled one divorce case

in my life.

That was one divorce case too many. They're ugly. They're messy. Nobody

just can't be a part of it. But, Ed, if you don't help her, she's going to be

kicked out of the country. It could ruin her life. I understand that. But, you

know, there's plenty of good lawyers around. I'm sure it'll work out fine.

don't believe this. Why?

It's been over a year, and you're still not over it.

Not over what?

Your divorce.

What are you talking about? That's what this is about. Are you crazy?

I am plenty over Liz, and you of all people should know that. Not Liz. Not

Your divorce.

You don't want to relive your divorce, and that's why you're incapable of

helping Sonia. Okay, fine, fine there, Doctor... Doctor... Freud? Too obvious.

Maybe you're right. I don't know. Maybe it's got something to do with that, but

the fact remains I'm not comfortable handling a divorce case, so... This

an average divorce case. Sonia's asking you to stop a divorce. She wants you to

save a marriage. Doesn't that... Doesn't it make a difference?

It... We don't.

Yeah, okay. All right, I'll do it. But you've got to do something for me in

return. Anything.

Bear my children.

Would you settle for a bellement? Absolutely.

Dr. Jerome, you wanted to see me?

Yes, Dr. Burton. Close the door behind you.

Did I do something?

Close the door, Clarabelle, and sit down.

Dr. Burton, these binders contain the entire body of medical knowledge I've

accumulated in my 39 years as a doctor.

Now that I'm retiring, they belong to you.

Really? Well, thank you, Dr. Jerome. I'm very... I will not allow you to take

over this practice until I am satisfied that you have memorized every last iota

of information in all 18 binders.

What? In the next few weeks, you will see no patients of your own.

You'll shadow me and study my methods, and I'll quiz you frequently and

rigorously.

Dr. Drum, I was trained at Johns Hopkins. It's one of the finest

Do you want this practice, or would you rather go to work at a car wash?

I want the practice.

Come on, let me see.

Are you ready?

Yes. You sure?

Yes. I'm telling you this.

Better be worth the drive. Oh, no, it is. It is.

Finally, there's two main perks to dating a guy in the amusement business.

You're about to experience the first.

Wow.

Behold, the hall of rejections.

What is this?

You're lucky the 20 years were the failed video games.

This, Molly Hudson, this is where fun comes to die.

God.

What?

Well, there's 11 pages on nothing but Band -Aids.

There's five pages comparing brands, followed by another six on proper

technique. What am I supposed to do with this stuff?

You know what I'll do? I'll make a flash cart.

Honey, you can memorize anything with flashcards.

You want to go 3x5 or 4x6?

4x6, right.

Neither, Nancy. I'm not doing this. You're not?

I got an M .D. from Johns Hopkins.

I got three years' experience treating patients.

I'm not going to pour over these notebooks just so Dr. Drum can march

pretending he's John Houseman from the paper chase.

What?

It's so cute when you get all righteous.

No, it's not.

Got an M .D. from Johns Hopkins.

Sorry.

Oh, this is so cool.

Glad you like it.

Okay, so what's the other big perk of dating him? You said there were two.

Yes, yes. Well, you know, if you play your cards right, I could introduce you

Arnold Ski.

Who's Arnold Ski?

He invented the ski ball.

You really are a gork.

What are you doing there?

Trying to find a way to stop this divorce.

Oh, well, look, no further. I have everything you could possibly need right

here. What is that?

That is proof that Sonia loves Andy.

I have photo albums from their wedding, a group of love letters that Sonia wrote

him, and look at this. Ready? A pillow she made for his tender lumbar. Isn't

that adorable?

Mm -hmm.

What?

No, it's...

There's not much I can do with that stuff.

What are you talking about?

Ed, this is a box of love.

Look, Carol, I'm not going to... The best we're hoping for here is a delay,

right? I'm not going to try and prove love in court.

But that's your whole case.

Andy's saying that Sonia married him for a green card, but you are going to

prove that Sonia married him for love.

I don't think that's possible.

Of course it is.

You put Sonia on the stand, she tells her story, there's not a dry eye in the

house.

I'm not going to put Sonya on the stand.

You kidding?

Why not?

You don't believe her.

Look, Carol, I know she's your friend, okay?

Oh, my God, you don't believe her.

Look, imagine you're Andy, okay? Just for a second, all right?

You know, you're married, you love your wife, you trust your wife, okay? And

then one day, out of the blue, you see this.

What are you going to believe?

This is Sonia. She's for real. You just have to trust me.

When was the last time you, um... spoke to Liz?

Oh, boy. Here we go.

No, I mean it. Seriously, did you ever even give her a chance to explain her

side of things?

Have you even spoken to her since... She slept with a mailman?

Yeah. No, Carol.

I haven't.

Okay Just

do me a favor read the letters

I'll read the letters, okay

All right, listen up. I've got to make this quick because I have to be in

I have here in my hand the results of the Great Big Guess How Many Gumballs

contest. We've got a winner, Chief? Yes, Kenny, we do. In fact, we have 22

winners. Well, shave my poodle.

22 people guessed that there were exactly 1 ,389 gumballs.

Guessed. That seems a little unlikely, don't you think?

Yes, although the world is full of bizarre coincidences.

For example, the theme song of the Banana Split sounds exactly like the Bob

Marley song, Buffalo Soldier.

Well...

Thank you, Shirley.

All right, guys. How about it? What happened here?

Perhaps somebody shared the winning number?

All right.

From here on in, no more contests. I got to go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Bosco,

that's all you're going to do? Yes, Phil.

Bosco, one of these two leaked the number.

We've got a chicken in the hen house. Fox.

Fox in the hen house, Bill. It's a fox in the hen house. Fox.

That's good.

I'm going to use that.

This is Mr. Druther.

He needs a rabies shot.

Hello. How do you do?

I got bit by a squirrel.

I tried to feed it a crouton.

Tell me, Dr. Burton, what should I have in this syringe?

Ten ZCs, human rabies, immunoglobulin.

Attaboy.

Right you are.

Yep. Dr. Jerome, come on, Dr.

Jerome. Relax, Dr.

Burton, live a little. And let's try for number two. What sort of adhesive

bandage do we need for the injection site?

One of the, uh, little ones.

Little ones?

Yeah, one of the, uh, little, little, uh...

I need a specific product code, Dr. Burton.

Page 54, binder 1.

You did memorize binder 1, didn't you?

With all due respect, Dr. Drew, my medical education has more than prepared

for taking over your practice.

You aren't prepared to sell fish from the back of a truck, you slobbering

Mr. Oberg.

Was your wife ever unfaithful to you?

I don't think so, no.

Was she ever imprisoned at any point during your marriage?

No. Was she ever married to anyone else during your marriage? Of course not.

Does your wife suffer from habitual intemperance?

Was she a drunk?

No. Did she ever refuse sexual relations?

No. Did you ever live separate and apart without cohabitation, without

interruption for one year during your marriage?

Objection. Relevance?

Mr. Stevens, perhaps it's the large quantity of brisket I consumed over

but I'm getting drowsy here. Is this going somewhere?

Yes, Your Honor. I'm demonstrating that Mrs. Oberg was, by legal definition, a

good wife.

That doesn't matter, Your Honor. This is a no -fault divorce state.

All that matters is whether or not this marriage suffers from irreconcilable

differences.

Sustained. Anything else, Mr. Stevens?

No. Nothing further, Your Honor.

It's kind of rough in there.

Yeah, but, you know, it is a no -fault state. There's just not much I can do.

Yeah, there is. You could put Sonia on the fence. Now, look, Carol, if I don't

believe it, what makes you think a judge is going through?

Did you read the letters?

You didn't read them. I can't believe... Why are you being so stubborn about

this? I'm not being stubborn. I'm just being a lawyer, okay? Ed, Andy is about

to throw away his entire marriage because she did one bad thing. Do you

want to see that happen? Look, I'm the lawyer, all right? I'm not a marriage

counselor. I'm not asking you to be a marriage counselor, Ed. I'm just

Carol, I... Forget it.

I'm... I'm going to go find Sonia.

Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it,

say it. I didn't make the number.

Hey, it's Doc Molliday.

Very good.

Very quick.

Jim and I are going to go to a rodeo. He's never been. I've never been. We

thought we'd try whooping it up.

What is that, Tom? Let's see.

Two days in one week?

Yeah, he definitely doesn't like you. In fact, he hates your guts.

Hey, Jim. Shut up.

You look amazing.

Oh, thank you.

Uh, where's your hat?

We both committed to wearing big hats, remember?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I just... Molly, I gotta cancel.

What? I know. I mean, it's total last minute, but I got this emergency repair

job in Ketchum. You know, the ball return is all funky, and I got a tourney

coming in tomorrow night.

You have to leave now? I figured I'd drive in tonight, you know, and then I'd

fresh in the morning, you know? I promise I'll make this up to you.

Oh, no, no, no. I understand.

I understand your job comes first.

Go repair.

Okay.

Pack all your things up, don't get upset.

Soon you should leave, cause soon you'll forget.

Was it a dream or maybe a mess?

Give you a pinch and take a wild guess.

Could you be mistaken, lost in how it ends?

It's only in the movies things make sense.

Let every stupid story take away

your doubts.

It's only in the movies things...

Hey,

Liz.

It's me.

Yeah.

Hey. Hey.

I got your message. What's going on?

I read the letters.

Sonia's letters? Several times.

And? They're unbelievable.

You still don't believe her?

No, they're unbelievably believable.

Andy loves Sonia.

Sonia loves Andy. No doubt in my mind. All right, that's what I'm talking

You were right, Carol, and I was wrong. You know, thanks.

No, I just... Not just about the case.

About me.

I'm like Andy.

You know, I saw Liz with the mailman and, you know, I hit the road. Didn't

back. Never gave her a chance to explain.

Never gave myself a chance to get out of my system.

Yeah, that's what I've been saying all along. You never got closure.

That's right. Well, I'm gonna get it today.

Yes. How? What?

I invited Liz for a visit.

She's on her way here.

Liz? Mm -hmm.

Here? Mm -hmm. Today?

Wow.

I got to thinking, you were right, you know?

Andy has a chance to save his marriage, and he's blowing it.

What if I did the same thing?

I gotta know. Mm -hmm.

I gotta make sure he didn't make a mistake.

It's the only way I'm gonna get the... What is it?

Closure. Closure. See, that's your word, not mine. Guys don't talk about

closure. No.

I'm a smart person, right?

Right, yeah. I mean, you know, I know stuff. I know that the Earth circles the

sun at 67 ,000 miles per hour.

Point proven, you know stuff.

What do you call a group of flamingos?

A flock?

A pat.

A pat?

See? I am smart.

Wow, that flamingo thing impresses me. Then why can't I figure this out? I

Jim and I go on one of the all -time greatest dates in history, and then all

a sudden, poof, he don't want to be with me.

That's not true. You told me yourself that he had an emergency and catch him

he had to go out of town. No, but he could have kept the date that night and

gone the next morning. But no, he went that night. Why? Because he said he

needed to be fresh.

I mean, his choice was me or freshness. He decided to be fresh.

We've had this conversation before.

When have we had this conversation before? When was it? When was it? Oh,

Now I remember.

It's every time you start dating someone.

Oh, no, no. I'm going to knit this relationship in the proverbial bud.

Molly, you're being ridiculous.

Dating sometimes is, you know, it's a bit of a roller coaster.

Oh, well, if that's the case, then I am getting off. As of right now, Molly

Hudson is officially off the Jim Frost dating roller coaster. I can't let you

that. I think he's a keeper.

I couldn't pick you up at the airport.

Oh, no, it's okay.

No, I'm working on this court case.

Court?

It's a lot different than your old job, huh?

Yeah.

How about I give you the nickel tour?

Okay, great.

So it's all true?

Yeah. 16 lanes, 122 bowling balls, one law office.

Oh, um...

Kenny and Shirley. This is Kenny and Shirley. Kenny and Shirley, this is

This is Liz.

How do? Hi.

Liz, right. Nice to meet you.

By the way, I would have cheated on him, too.

Forgive me.

I was trying to use some humor to alleviate the situation.

Oh.

Well done.

I do have to get to court, so why don't we get you settled and meet later for

dinner?

Okay. Sure.

I'm really glad you came here, Liz.

I'm really glad you invited me.

Mr. Waldrop is waiting to see you. His white blood cell count is through the

roof. His CT scan confirms appendicitis.

The man requires emergency surgery.

He also requires someone to tell him.

That someone is you.

Me? You want...

Why me? Dr. Jerome is your patient.

The transition has to begin sometime.

Why not now?

Hi, Mr. Waldrop. I'm Dr. Burton. I'm taking over for Dr. Jerome.

You're kind of big for a doctor.

Yeah, I guess.

You're built more like a butcher.

You know, solid.

Thanks. Mr.

Waldrop. I've been looking over your test results, and it looks like we'll

to remove your appendix right away.

Look, I'm sure it's just heartburn.

I'm afraid it's not, Mr. Waldrop. If your appendix should rupture, it could

very... Just slip me a couple of Pepto's and I'm good to go. Hey, I'll see you

later, Doc.

Well, uh, Mr. Waldrop?

Dr.

Jerome? You're patient, Dr. Burton.

All right.

Look, Mr. Waldrop, I, uh, I know it's not what you want to hear, but, uh, you

really need to have this surgery.

Are you even a doctor?

Yeah, I'm a doctor.

Because you're built like a butcher.

Okay. Okay, Mr. Waldrop, your life's in danger.

Yeah. Okay?

Bye now.

Don't look at me. Go after him.

What's going on, Dr. Jerome?

I removed Mr.

Waldrop's appendix seven years ago.

Binder number two, page 88.

Look, Dr. Jerome, I don't think it's fair exactly... Excuse me.

Are we done here, Walter?

Yes, Jerry, thank you.

That butcher thing was inspired.

You like this? Yeah! I thought of it on the bus.

Sonia, did you marry Andy Oberg to get a green card?

No.

I marry Andy because I love him.

And do you still love him?

Yes, very much.

And I know I hurt Andy, and I'm so sorry for what I did.

But I do love him.

Your Honor, I'd like to submit in evidence this box of letters, 43 in all,

written by Sonia to Andy over the years. And I would like you to read this short

one, if you would.

Dear Andy.

Thank you for making my life whole.

Sonia.

Sonia, what's the date on that letter?

September 21st. And when were you and Andy married?

July 29th. She wrote that letter after you were married, after you were well on

your way to getting a green card.

Why? Because I never marry Andy for a green card.

I love him.

He's got to believe me.

Objection. There is nothing in those love letters.

Are you all right, Ms. Diamond?

Your Honor,

I have something I need to say.

Look at me shaking.

I think I'm in love with Mr. Stevens.

I know this is hardly the time or the place, but it's making it impossible for

me to do my job.

I find myself in court.

Watching him. You're not really listening. Just watching him. His wide

smile, his piercing blue eyes, boyish charms.

I love you, Ed Stevens.

I really, really, really love you.

Your Honor, relevance and maybe a restraining order?

You took the long road, Counselor.

What's your point?

Words are cheap.

It's easy for Miss Mata to write some letters to cover her bases. There is

nothing in that box that can prove to me, my client, or this court that she

married Andy Oberg for any reason other than to be granted American citizenship.

You know,

I've been thinking.

We've been through a lot together here in the bowling alley trenches.

It has been a wild ride.

Understatement of the millennium.

Yep, we've grown about as close as two men can.

Short of expressing our love in homosexual terms.

I didn't leak the number.

Perhaps you'd be interested in hearing what your friend Shirley had to say.

Kenny leaked the number of Gumball.

That was you saying Gumball. Yeah, it was.

So you're still working for Hasler and Reed?

No. No, I moved to Ross and Noel.

It's a much better firm.

I think I should finally confess.

I actually have no idea what it is that consultants do.

We consult.

Gotcha.

Ed. Yeah.

Why am I here?

Well,

I'm working on this case.

There's this woman who did something bad to her husband.

He's hurt.

And she keeps trying to apologize. He won't listen. And I guess it just got me

thinking about how you... Got me thinking about us.

Is that what this is?

You asked me to come here to apologize?

Well, no.

Not exactly.

But, you know, you did sleep with the mailman, and it occurred to me we never

actually really talked about that.

Well, that's true. That's true. But the reason that we never talked about it was

because you left, and you never returned my phone call. So I think it's a little

unfair to ask me to apologize a year and a half later.

Again, Liz, it's not about an apology.

Well, that's good.

Because truth be told, I think it's a little unclear just who needs to

to whom. Okay, now I think we're starting to lose focus.

Leave us not forget which one of us actually slept with the mailman. Would

just stop?

saying I slept with the mailman. It wasn't the mailman. It was a mailman. He

just happened to be one. Doesn't that make all the difference in the world? If

you think I'm going to sit here and let you try to torture me about this... I'm

not trying to torture you, Liz. I just want to talk about this whole thing. We

didn't talk about anything for the last three years of our marriage. Why start

now? What is that supposed to mean? Did you ever once stop to consider why I

slept with a mailman? V.

You're a child.

Why?

Why did you do it?

Because I was lonely.

Weren't you?

I gotta go.

Have you seen Liz?

No, I do.

Hey. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

I'm going to go do something fake now so you can be alone.

Smooth. Yeah. Bye.

So, take us to the rodeo.

That's right. The much -delayed date is delayed no more.

So, how about it? You in, cowboy?

Cowgirl?

I'm sorry.

I can't. I'm just... I am so exhausted.

Oh.

Really?

Okay.

I'm sorry.

No, that's okay. I just checked my things to -do list, and, uh... Oh, here

go. Just slink out with tail between legs. So I'm gonna get on that.

You know, just in case.

Are you out of your mind?

Were you listening? Oh, I was listening, and that is a good guy. What's wrong

with you? I told you before, I am not going to let myself get hurt.

You have nothing else to do tonight except to stay home and watch

Nick at night is having a who's the bop -a -thon.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to take you on a tour of the criminal

mind.

In front.

Who did it?

Elementary, my dear Kenneth.

He said Kenneth instead of Watson.

As you can see, I have recreated the crime scene down to the last detail.

Phil, who did it? I've got to be in court in 50 minutes. In due time, Mr.

Stevens.

In due time.

Now, using a painstaking forensic process I call philimination,

I have discovered that there is exactly one person here who gains.

By giving away free bowling.

And I think you know who that person is.

Shirley!

Knowing? The obvious answer.

And then there was one.

Phil, you don't know anything, do you?

No.

Hey, Liz.

Thanks for coming. You made it sound important, so... I'm sorry about last

night. I didn't want it to go that way.

Me neither.

Hey, what do we expect, huh?

Yeah.

Look, I gotta get to court now. Would you like to come? I'd really like you to

be there.

Sure.

Excuse me. Uh,

Dr. Jerome?

We have the Miller result.

Thank you, Lonnie.

Dr.

Jerome, I have here your memo on us going and visiting shut -ins.

This is another way of you just embarrassing me in front of your

think, um... Yeah, I think I'll pass.

All right, Dr. Burton, I'll go ahead without you.

That's reverse psychology, right?

No?

Ah, so, uh, it's a reverse -reverse psychology.

No, no, I'm simply letting you off the hook. Go home early if you want.

Nope, I'm coming with you.

So, little Michael Burton has become a doctor.

Yes, I have, Mrs. Miller.

I'll bet you're a great doctor.

You're a great paper boy.

I always thought of you as a young James Caan.

Well, thank you, Mrs. Miller.

Can I get you filled with anything?

Coffee, soda?

Low -calorie beer, please, and a glass.

Sure.

The last batch of tests came back this afternoon.

It's not good, Barb.

I see.

I'm afraid the beta blocker and the vasodilators aren't helping.

Right.

How's Pete holding up?

He's a wreck.

I've spent the last four years preparing for the worst.

He spent them hoping for a miracle.

Walter, I never imagined I'd feel so guilty about dying.

Okay, here's what we're going to do.

I prepared a list of decisions that have to be made, including home care

choices, DNR, and pain relief options.

Now you just give the word, and I'll make any or all of it happen.

Look at you.

For 30 years, you've been telling me how to live.

Now you're telling me how to die.

Thank you, Walter.

It really helps.

Why don't you have a seat?

I'm going to be over there being a lawyer.

Good luck.

Thanks.

Hi.

I'm Carol Vesey. You must be Liz.

Yeah. Hi.

Hi. I, um... I'm an old friend of Ed's from high school.

Oh, I don't remember you from the wedding. Oh, a lot of Ed's high school

were at our wedding.

Yeah, well, we didn't know each other that well back then, but, um...

Sort of reconnected when he came back to town.

Oh, right.

How is he?

He's doing really well.

That's good.

Closing statement, Mr. Stevens.

Yes, Your Honor.

Hi.

Let's hope we can talk.

Your Honor.

Mr. Stevens, the voice you're currently hearing is that of the judge who is

seated directly in back of you.

Yes, Your Honor. I'm fully aware of that. I promise to speak loudly and

How very thoughtful of you.

Proceed with caution.

Andy.

When I'm done talking here, that judge is going to make a decision.

about whether Sonia Mata married you for love or for a green card.

Now, he's a good judge, a smart judge.

But you know what?

It's not his decision to make.

It's yours.

Now, Sonia didn't tell you that she was in a mail -order bride catalog.

That's her mistake.

But if you send her back to Brazil without even talking about all of this,

that'll be your mistake.

And I gotta tell you, that's a much bigger mistake to make.

Now, I don't know if your marriage is meant to be or not, but I do have some

advice, and it's simple.

Be sure.

Be sure about this decision.

Because you're going to have to live with it for the rest of your life.

I believe that Sonia Amati married Mr. Oberg for love, not a green card.

However, Mr. Stevens is right.

It doesn't matter what I believe. Because we live in a no -fault state, I

no choice but to ultimately grant this divorce.

However, I need some time to mull over my ruling.

We will meet here six months from now. That's July 21st.

That's one week before the two -year deadline is up.

Mr. Oberg, if at that time you still want Mrs. Mata deported, I'll grant your

divorce.

I hope that you will take the next several months to make yourself sure.

Thank you, Ed.

At least we have a chance.

Good luck.

Hey, nice job.

It's the best we could hope for.

I met Liz.

Nice, pretty, smart. She's a keeper.

So the green -eyed monsters come out to play.

Today is a lovely day to run.

Start up the car with sun.

Cross when the drawbridge light is green.

Don't look back to that messed up scene.

Packing blankets and dirty sheets.

A room full of dust and a broom to sweep up all the troubles you and I have

seen.

our troubles will be gone screw it blowing out over that

bridge floating up into the sky

making the storm clouds cry

glad

you're

staying the next day

How many chances does a girl get to boo for free?

Free?

Check this out.

Big, low -key founder.

Thank you for what you said in court.

It meant a lot to me.

It meant a lot to me, too.

And I am sorry.

Hey, Liz.

What would have happened if I hadn't laughed?

What would have happened if I hadn't?

Maybe we should walk.

Yeah. Good idea.