All language subtitles for 2010 - 1001 Ways to Enjoy the Missionary Position

Oh, that lemon had a really thick rind.

Cheaper than condoms.

That's true.

Are you finishing yourself?

I'm untangling my testes, you know, it's
really nice.

Baby, I'm sorry.

Would it help if you stretched first?

The stretching in the world will make my
leg bend away.

You know what?

I had an idea.

Okay.

What if we choreographed moves like
dancers?

Right? Step one, I lift my leg. Step
two, you lift your leg. If you lift your

leg... I meant this as an example. And I
lift my leg.

Okay. And you can... Pivot to your
pelvis.

Oh, whoa.

I see you got your circulation back
there.

Oh, yeah.

Joel?

Joel? Ooh.

Amber? You want to meet your parents.

I thought when you met the parents, I
mean, meant something, you know?

I know.

I thought that this was going to be just
a fling. I mean, you know, like a one

-night stand or something.

This one -night stand has lasted seven
months.

I mean, come on, wouldn't you like a
relationship to include just a little

more than sex?

Like what?

Like... talking.

About important stuff.

We talk about lemons. I mean, it's okay.

More important than lemons.

Like what happens when we have no more
lemons?

No more lemons.

Look, we're getting to that age, right?
Wouldn't it be better if we could make

that decision for ourselves?

Do you really want to end up with
someone with like six fingers and...

Missing piece?

Come on!

We already act like an old married
couple.

Look, if we don't do something now, we
may lose everything that we have.

Look at me.

Can you really say goodbye?

You know, my mother always said, thrust
the database.

I'm sure she did.

Let's get married, baby.

Okay.

Okay. Let's get married.

Nora, coffee tastes funny.

Tea.

Tea tastes fine.

You make some oatmeal.

This morning?

You

made

oatmeal this morning?

I ate it this morning.

We're out of oatmeal.

I just bought a large container of
oatmeal.

I'm using it for mulch for the garden.
Since when?

This morning.

You mad at me?

No.

It's been a long time since I had
saltines for breakfast.

How are they?

Stale. Do I have any milk?

No. You sure you're not mad at me?

Yeah.

Birthday? No.

Anniversary? No.

Did I promise to do something today?

No.

You want to take a walk?

I took a walk this morning.

You are mad at me.

No.

Wish I had some oatmeal.

I'm sick about me.

You don't have to eat it.

You don't have to either.

It keeps me regular.

What doesn't keep you regular?

Came this morning.

Go ahead, read it.

Your pen, pal.

It's a very small note.

You let me know if he gets paroled.

Don't worry, he's never leaving prison.

Man has a lot of time on his hands.

Well, it's done.

It's done.

I wish you'd get another hobby.

Make me.

What did you decide about?

I'm going to go back to bed and pretend
this is all a nightmare.

I don't have to pretend it is.

Nothing's changed from last night.
You're fine just the way you are.

No, I'm really not.

Well, there's nothing we can do about
it.

I'm willing to take big, big, so sorry,
small steps.

If you told me 20 years ago... You
wouldn't be here today.

How can you be so sure?

I think she's coming.

Yeah.

Hello,

my name is Fran Lind.

Welcome to your home.

Would you care for some lemonade?

Your dwelling is very humble.

Um, can I say something?

Not customary, but I do have a
reputation for being something of a

That means I can say something, right?

Yes. I, I, we're...

We're grateful.

Yes, yes. Thank you. Everyone says it.

You two are in love, aren't you? Yeah.
And you're probably feeling things.

Very strong things.

Yeah.

Feelings you've never felt before.

You are feeling feelings that other
people have felt before. Think about

You can't walk around as if you're the
very first people to ever fall in love,

because you're not. My husband and I
were very much in love many, many years

ago, long before you were born. If we
can fall in love, anyone can fall in

Yeah. Can you rewind that a little bit
for me?

By figuring things out for yourselves,
you defeat the whole purpose of learning

from an expert.

Shall we begin?

Yeah.

Yeah, you.

You.

May I have your seat?

Good.

How often do the two of you have sex
with each other? Every night.

That often?

Seven days a week?

How unusual.

Couples will typically have sex only 2
.3 times a week.

Why do you have sex so often? It helps
you fall asleep.

Do you have that much stress in your
life?

Sex has been known to relieve tension.

Joel! No, it just helps me.

Do either of you use any drugs to
enhance your sexual experience?

Yeah.

You use drugs during sex?

I mean, I mean, I use them, I use them
in... So she likes it. Calm down.

How is the sex better when you use
antihistamines?

Before we go to bed, I take some
antihistamines just to pop my

sinuses. Sinuses?

Sinuses. If I don't, my sinuses gives me
a hard time when I'm kissing the down.

Yeah.

Joel, I'm going to put down no as the
answer to that question.

And do yourself a favor, if you're asked
that question in future audits, answer

no.

Joel, this question is for you.

If you were in a rowboat with Amber and
your mother, and the rowboat capsized,

and you could only save one of them, who
would you save?

I can't swim.

Let's say you can for the sake of
argument.

My mother knows how to swim.

That's not the question.

You said you can't even stand your
mother.

She's my mother. What if she asks me? I
can't lie to my mother, no.

Yeah, but you don't have to tell her
anything.

Yeah, but if she knew that I picked you
instead, she would be mad. I mean, you

know, how will I ever face her? I mean,
come on.

How will you ever face me?

I pick Ander.

The right answer, right?

Now, let's move on to the instructional.

Let's get rid of the fence.

Or curtains.

A new carpeting to warm the place up.

Can't we leave things the way they are?

Books, you know, some shelves.

Plants.

So it looks like someone lives here.

Pictures on the wall.

We just take those away, too.

They didn't take away the table or the
sofa.

They weren't illegal.

Just the pictures on the bookshelves.

I need more light.

I like it dark.

Let's paint the room black.

Don't be ridiculous. Nobody paints their
living room black.

How hard can it be?

Can't we just leave things the way it
is? It's always been like this.

It was nicer before.

It wasn't always like this. It was nicer
before.

Carpet. What's wrong with the floors?

Well, nothing's wrong.

What do you want me to do?

Some natural light to come in.

I think an arch window is really nice.

There isn't enough room between the top
of the window and the ceiling for an

arched window.

What did you sigh about?

I was making calculations.

Calculations don't make people sigh.

The window is 71 inches wide. A right
triangle with a 12 inch rise along a 35

and one half inch run.

gives us the slope of 0 .338, which, by
calculating this inverse tangent, gives

us an angle of 18 .68 degrees, which is
the angle at which the arch would meet

the top of the window. 18 .68 degrees.

That's why I was sighing.

Yuck.

It's throwing your windows out of the
question.

Knowledge doesn't happen in a vacuum.

I wouldn't be able to explain how I know
what I know.

Well, how would they know?

Everything's the same every year for 20
years, except for an arched window. You

don't think the auditors will ask
questions?

I can paint the walls, you know. Anybody
can paint, no suspicion.

If you don't want to do it, get up and
throw something or yell, scream,

anything.

I can paint the walls.

You would?

Keep my hands busy, my mind calm.

Well, build me a house.

Too many questions.

Do something original.

How? For God's sake, tell me how.

I've done everything you asked. What
more can I possibly do?

Can't you see what's wrong with that?

Isn't that what I'm supposed to do?

If I wasn't here in your life... What
would you have done? I don't want to

about that.

What did I interrupt?

What did I keep you away from?

Who did I keep you away from?

Some pictures from faraway places would
have looked nice on that wall.

Fire towards the foundation.

Let the neighbors see the smoking ones
around.

I see everything in here buried in ash.

Can't do that.

I want to keep trying, but I don't know
how.

Can we just use the bed?

We changed protocol several years ago.
Some of our young clients would get

randy.

Let's begin.

Oh, that's no longer part of the
protocol either.

So, Amber, would you mind sitting back
and let Joel come to you?

Thank you.

Now, Joel, it's customary for the man

to lead.

Statistics bear out that in the long
term, coupling is most successful when

male is dominant.

I thought that if either one was
dominant... Have you two been

with alternatives?

I mean, you just hear stories and...

You know, makes you wonder and... It's
all about experiences, though.

That's why these site visits are so
important.

Now, Joel, it's customary for the man to
lead.

Yeah. What if there were two men?

Who lives then?

Who have you been hearing these stories
from?

It's a pure story.

You two do understand why this is so
important, why we take this so

Yes.

It's important.

that I hear you two say it.

Strong individuals lead to strong
couples.

Strong couples lead to strong families.
Strong families lead to strong

communities. Strong communities lead to
a strong nation. Wait.

Let Joel finish.

And a strong nation leads to a strong
economy, which makes everybody strong.

I'm glad to see you've read through the
application thoroughly. Not everyone

does. Now, let's assume all the
preliminaries are completed and you are

sufficiently moist. Now, Joel, get down
on all fours and climb on top of her.

Amber, your job is to help guide him
inside you.

What if he's not hard?

If you're moist, then he's hard. That's
Mother Nature's synchronicity. Joel,

once you're inside her, thrust.

No, not like that.

From the hip.

One.

Twice.

If you can thrust three times before
ejaculating, consider yourself ahead of

curve. Okay, darling, you can stop now.
Okay.

That's why we have you do this fully
clothed.

The whole purpose for this instructional
is to help dissipate your impulse for

experimentation. I'm bending a little
rule here, showing this to you, but

I want to give you a taste of what you
can look forward to.

One thousand one ways to enjoy the
missionary position.

One... Abstinence -only instructionals
proved ineffective.

Our founding fathers commissioned this
study.

If you can't outlaw behavior, then you
must regulate it.

This saved my marriage.

I guess I'm just used to doing it on
holidays, anniversaries, birthdays.

Guess what?

This is my real birthday.

Happy birthday.

Pretend that you're a teenager and I'm
your girl and this is your

parents' bed and they're not home. Tell
me what you'd say to me.

Make me take my clothes off.

Oh, I don't know.

Gee, it's hot in here.

Yes, it is. I think I'll take this off.

No, no, no, don't.

It doesn't work and I don't want to hurt
your feelings.

Look at me.

I'm more dignified than this.

Pretend that this is an expensive hotel
room.

We can't afford that.

You live in a sleazy, cheap motel room.

And I'm a hooker that you picked up. I
wouldn't cheat on you. I'm your wife.

You're my wife. You are my wife.

Then I'm your mistress.

What is wrong with how we've been doing
it? How have we been doing it? You know.

Pretend that I don't.

We get dressed up.

You put on your black dress, I put on my
suit and shoes, and we walk across the

street to the tavern.

We eat.

We ask the tavern owner what's a good
word. He tells us about his son who he

hasn't seen for years.

Then we walk back, we put away our
clothes, we climb in a bed, and then we

love. And why can't we do that tonight?

The tavern is closed.

ever dream about your future?

I wondered what my funeral would be
like.

Not so far in the future.

It wasn't that far.

I didn't think I'd live this long.

I'm used to things a certain way.

I like you just sitting in the bed.

And you're sitting here.

I'm here.

Yes.

Just sitting here. Just sit.

Like this? Exactly like this.

Then what?

Just sit.

You're lost in your thoughts. I'm lost
in mine.

Suddenly I realize that you're sitting
right there and I can't concentrate.

I feel the heat tumbling off your body.

Do I really have erections while I'm
asleep?

Thought I had another pair of underwear
Here

Are you still mad about dinner?

She can afford her own dinner.

I was just trying to be polite.

Yeah, well, your being polite could have
been viewed as an attempt at bribery.

Thousands of couples go through this.

We have nothing to worry about.

You don't know what ridiculous law you
might be breaking.

Like what?

They outlawed hairpins because some
idiot was using them to pick locks.

We have to be on our best behavior. We
don't know how they're judging us.

I did a bad thing.

Oh, my God.

How did you get that?

I don't know. What if she wants to read
it tonight? I don't know.

What does she need a sex manual for? I
mean, it's all already saved your

mood, so I thought... This is a book. We
can't have this.

I know it's a book, but... Stop it.
What?

Number 42.

The missionary position should always be
enjoyed during the evening hours. It

gives the couple a tangible goal to work
toward during the day.

Undertaking the missionary position
during the morning hours is strongly

discouraged because it depletes vital
physical and mental resources needed for

job -related tasks.

I win. I don't have to have sex with you
in the morning. I'm always horny in the

morning. What?

Number...

371. Okay. What?

Listen. Yeah?

Couples may attempt multiple episodes of
the missionary position.

Okay. I'm here. However, the period
between erections

may vary depending on the male. During
these periods, the female may

engage in other activities such as
laundry.

But I always do the laundry.

Because you like it.

You should hide this. Okay.

I

went

to the supermarket today.

Well, you're just full of surprises.

I know.

Do you want to know what I heard?

Tell me.

Sit back and relax.

This is a toothbrush.

It vibrates 30 ,000 times a second.

It's good for loosening up the plug
beneath the gum line.

But if I slowly...

Put on your clitoris.

Ow!

God, you're not supposed to use the
bristle ant.

Oh, are you hurt?

Yes.

I'm sorry.

Do you want me to do something about it?

No.

Did you use your toothbrush or mine?

You only need a toothbrush.

How come we hardly ever use the
missionary position?

Because it hurts my back.

Actually...

Back's kind of knotted up right now

That

spot right there

Let's write it down before I forget.

Number 753.

The heightened pleasure from using a
ribbed condom is an urban myth.

Despite its higher cost, countless
scientific studies have proven that

ribbed condom does not appreciably
provide any additional pleasure for the

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, are you hurt?

No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm
fine.

Nothing's broken.

Nothing's broken. I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm missing something now.

Do you see it on the stairs?

You think... No, I don't see it
anywhere.

Do you think it's, uh... I

need

a flashlight.

No,

I couldn't have wedged it that far up
there. It's one of the very expensive

kinds. It's ribbed.

You didn't notice?

We have a perfectly good bed.

Well, I'm just not used to these angles
and all this light.

You know what I want to do? I want to do
it in every single room. In the

kitchen, in the basement, in the attic.

Today?

It doesn't have to be today.

I can make a plan.

Can you just check and see if it's...
You know, this floor is slippery.

I can't keep my balance.

Well, you take your socks off. Then my
feet get cold. We have a perfectly good

bed.

You don't have to do it the same way
every time. You know what you could do?

You could touch me up here before you
touch me down there.

Be nice.

Let me just check and see if it's in
there.

I'll need a flashlight.

No, you don't. Yeah, I feel more
comfortable with a flashlight.

How do you say, you know, can you, how
do you, you know, when you see the

and you go ah, how do you say ah?

The same way.

Can you say ah?

I don't feel anything.

Keep trying.

I don't feel anything.

Keep trying.

I don't feel anything.

This makes me nervous.

What if you get pregnant?

I'd be the happiest woman in the world.

Our relationship algorithm has been
battle -hardened through many years of

practical service Intelligence,
temperament, socialization are all

take under consideration.

Error rates are statistically
insignificant.

Longitudinal studies show our database
demonstrates far more successful

couplings than random pairings.

After all, marriage is... Excuse me.
Marriage is the bedrock of our society.

Okay.

Can we get married now?

This is the hardest part about my job.

Though you two seem very polite and
happy together, your

compatibility chart would indicate that
you are... How do I say this?

Not compatible.

No, that can't be. Your predispositions
are insurmountable. No wonder you two

get along at all.

On paper, you shouldn't.

Can't we take more tests?

We don't need to waste our time with any
further testing. Sometimes the data is

self -evident. You can tell a child will
grow up to be a gifted politician by

the way he avoids responsibility.

So what happens now?

Your data will be fed into a computer
and you'll be indexed with someone more

suitable. What?

A stranger?

In most cases.

I mean, do we have to go through with
that process?

Once you've declared your eligibility
for marriage, you can't undeclare. It's

the institution that's important.

The details are interchangeable.

Without the haze of lust, only can true
compatibility be found.

Maybe even love.

As he approaches infinity...

Successful couples who base their
decisions on sexual attraction

zero.

You will save yourself the undue burden
of your inevitable divorce fees.

I'm somehow confused.

You will be married, just not to each
other.

Isn't there some way that we can work
around the system?

How would that happen?

That would be my turn.

I'm sorry, baby.

How was it if we had something that was

valuable to you?

Officer!

Officer! Officer!

Will I have any trouble with you?

Close the door.

Lock it.

Get the blinds.

Where'd you go?

Do you know what this is? Oh, Michael.

A tomato.

Thought of by the general population as
a vegetable, but classified by botanists

as a fruit.

The confusion created by the endless
lawsuits led to an outright ban by the

government 17 years ago. But the real
reason was because archaeologists

discovered definitive proof that this
was the forbidden fruit of the Garden of

Eden, not the pomegranate.

A banana.

It might have had the same fate as the
tomato, but not so many scientists were

passionate about reclassifying it as an
herb.

It was banned 10 years ago because its
public consumption was deemed too

sexually provocative.

Dried sea cucumber.

I don't know how anybody could mistake
this for vegetable sea cucumbers.

were banned because, though never
scientifically proven, they were

be a powerful aphrodisiac.

Beer. Considered the drink of the common
man.

The government banned this because it
had decreed that no one should consider

themselves common.

If I drink this, can we please go back
to the way things were before?

I'm not mad at you.

Then why are you sleeping on the sofa?

Well, if there's any disagreements
between us, it's... It's...

Well, you just smooth over it as if it
was nothing to you and... I don't want

upset you.

I feel more like you're...

roommate than I do your wife ever since
the diagnosis.

I miss the missingness in our lives.

Well, isn't that the goal?

Yeah, but where's the prize? Where's the
trophy for winning?

I don't know. I don't know what you
want.

Just ask me. What if I can't give it to
you? Don't you think I know you well

enough after all these years to know
what you're capable of?

What do you What can I do for you?

Tell me a story like you used to when
you were reading all those books of

yours.

I ran out of stories.

I don't mind hearing them a second time.

They're just fantasies written by people
who follow their dreams about people

who follow their dreams.

Who writes stories about people who
don't follow their dreams?

I don't mind if...

I've heard it before.

The poetry of our youth, the clichés
that we used, the

stories that everyone tells about the
shared experiences of fulfillment and

but the pain of a broken heart remains
the same.

I never thought of you as a roommate.

When did you write that stuff?

After we met, you never talked to me.

Well, it did take us a while.

People are quite nice here.

Nothing like the stories you've heard.

It's like being at work.

Tells what to do.

When to do.

It's not fair.

This is all my fault. I should be in
there, not you.

No one has the right to keep the people
apart.

No one.

We are apart.

I know what I feel.

That's the most important part.

I love you.

Who knows how love works?

Sometimes I wish that we didn't use
lemons.

It could be you're on your way to being
a dad, and I could be on my way to being

a mom.

What if we have to follow the rules?

We'll get through this.

We will, I mean.

It's not gonna go anywhere.

You don't have to worry about cheating
on you.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

They're moving forward with me.

What do you mean?

I mean, the database has matched me with
someone who

will complement my personality and
provide me with long -term stability.

Oh, God, I hate that word.

I won't feel a thing for it.

I'll get out of here.

I promise you that.

I'll get out of here.

It's not that cold.

Slow down.

Take bigger steps.

We have a perfectly good dining room at
home. Table, tablecloths, plates,

utensils, silverware.

Why do I have to sit on the cold ground
like beggars?

Picnic.

Not that far.

It'll be fun.

I'm sweating, man. I'm cold. How did
mankind ever survive this kind of

People for you.

My grandmother used to bring me up here
for picnics.

She told me stories about some of the
dates she had up here.

It's pretty romantic.

Grandfather didn't seem like the type.

No, it was before him.

Your grandmother told you stories
about... There was this one boyfriend

a really black, hairy chest.

I want to hear about your grandmother's
boyfriend.

He chiseled her name somewhere on this
rock.

Who brings a chisel on a date?

Did your grandfather ever chisel her
name into a rock?

No, that's probably why they stayed
married as long as they did.

You okay?

She lost her virginity on this rock.

I want to hear about your grandmother's
virginity.

I want to make love to you here.

Wasn't the stairs weird enough?

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Listen, we found a really great place
for a picnic back there. We passed.

I'm okay.

I remember diapers.

I remember slippers.

I remember stale milk.

I remember bathrobes.

I remember plastic toys.

I remember carpeting.

I remember swimming pools.

I remember bicycles.

I remember slingshots.

I remember tree houses. I remember
snowball fights.

I remember holding hands. I remember
sitting in the sun. I remember talking

until dawn. I remember... I remember
laundry.

I remember Cal.

I remember him throwing a ball around.

I remember cutting his hair.

I remember doing his homework. I
remember reading to him.

I remember, Cal.

You haven't seen your son since he was
two years old.

But I remember.

Like the time we all had dinner
together, me and Cal and you and Amber.

time that was.

Never happened, man.

I remember.

You should remember, too.

It started low with Charlie.

He'd tell me his stories and after a
while he'd tell them to me again.

I'd tell him my stories and soon I found
myself telling him the same stories

again. The scary part was that Charlie
didn't mind hearing my stories over and

over again.

And after a while I didn't mind either.

We just run out of memories.

What happens to a man when he runs out
of memories?

I never took small steps. I always took
big steps.

Every time, it just terrified the hell
out of me. You don't think it was a big

step when we got together?

That was a huge step for me. You
wouldn't stop talking. I had no idea

were talking about. If I didn't stop
talking, you wouldn't leave.

And then you decided to stay, and that
was the night that I wished would never

end.

The night still hasn't ended. What? The
night still hasn't ended.

Did you see? I thought I had a second
chance.

What do you mean?

I was a teenager, you know. She was the
girl all the teenage boys wanted to

know. She came down with a bad case of
nodules on her throat, and she couldn't

speak. So she'd be sitting there.

She'd be sitting there.

writing notes as fast as she could,
everyone just talking. I came up with my

pad, and I wrote her a note, and she
looked at me, and she was

my girlfriend for like two weeks, and I
wrote things that I could never say out

loud, and after a couple of weeks, the
nodules went away, and I wrote her a

letter, told her I loved her.

She never wrote back.

Is that where you go when you're inside
your head?

Every time I tell you I love you, I feel
like such a hypocrite because I said

the same words to her.

Well, say something else.

Something you'd only say to me.

What did you say after I read your poem?

That I never thought of you as a
roommate.

That's good.

No, I like...

No one else would ever say those words
to me.

I'd know what you mean when you'd say
them to me.

That I never thought of you as a
roommate?

That you mean what you feel now and not
what you felt when you

said I love you through throat, nodule,
girl.

Why did you think of her?

Oh, I don't know.

Saw her. I think I saw her a couple of
weeks ago just out and about. And there

was, you know, a little schoolboy again
looking in an empty mailbox.

Are you going to see her after?

Oh, how sad would that be?

Are you going to see her after?

No, that would be wrong.

Are you going to see her after?

You won't remember me.

Are you going to see her after?

20 years you never hinted that you
wanted to go picnicking.

You never told me about throat and
nodule girl either.

I never wanted you to think that you
were my second choice.

I'm going to make a fire.

Don't let go!

Don't let go!

Don't let go!

There is so little in here to hold on
to.

for me to believe that the world is a
better place than me in here.

Yes, on paper.

I only let him touch me when I have to.

birthdays, holidays, anniversaries.

You know, Amber, you have to tell me
something.

I don't care how much you think you'll
hurt me, but... you haven't told me

anything.

Looking at you through this glass and I
can tell if you're real or not.

Love you so much, baby.

Love you so much.

I need that.

I need that.

Give me something to dream of.

If we... If we were smart, you know we'd
never...

Fourth grader now.

He could be telling the long division
now.

It's the only thing I have, Amber.

The only thing I have.

You know?

Give me some.

Give me some.

You have to live for both of us.

I don't want to live.

Maybe Fran was right about romantic
love.

It's all about the hormones, right?

How can you know I could be a terrible
husband?

A terrible husband.

No, you wouldn't have been.

I hate the way my name sounds when he
calls it.

It reminds me too much of you.

So... I make him call me by my middle
name.

Thank you.

was far less regimented back then.

You didn't always know who was coming in
and who was going out of your life.

You didn't know what was going to happen
next.

I prefer the security of not knowing.

No, you don't.

You try very hard not to know what will
happen next.

My grandmother told me that when two
people joined, it was a celebration.

Giant party.

People traveling for miles around just
to be with you.

And wear their fanciest clothes.

And everyone would cry.

Can you imagine traveling so far just to
come and cry?

And she told me about the food.

how much and the different kinds she
would eat.

A large cake, so large two people can
stand on it.

And afterwards, after everyone has
traveled so far to be

with you and cry with you, you leave
them to go somewhere else, far, far

away.

So what did you wish for?

Database tells us whether or not we
should marry, whether or not we should

kids. Did everything I was supposed to
do.

How come I don't feel like a grown -up?

You know what I thought?

I always thought you were scheming for
us to have a baby of our own in secret

and raise it.

ourselves, educated ourselves, raise it
into a person outside an unknown system.

I wish we could do that.

Is that what you wished for?

I wish that you had gotten sick sooner
so the insurance company would consider

saving your life more cost effective.

You need your medicine?

I stopped taking the painkillers. You
need to go to the hospital.

I don't want to die alone.

Who am I going to tell my stories to?

I wasn't trying to escape.

You have a stupid tag around my ankle
and

a chip in bed.

My shoulder brace.

I haven't had much of a life here.

But you, you have a chance for more.

You have a chance for a great life.

Take it.

Take it.

Promise you'll be... be happy for you.

Be happy for you.

What we have is a promise that we
shouldn't have made in the first place.

We should...

And it is true.

My name is Fran Lind.

I'm here to do the paperwork on your
wife's death.

Oh, yes. I've been expecting you.
Please.

My sincerest condolences.

My husband passed on a few years ago.

He was a punctual man.

Please, sit down.

Moving? Yes, it doesn't make much sense
for one person to live here.

You could always take on a boarder or a
roommate.

You don't have to walk around as if you
were the very first people... I'm sorry.

What did you say?

You wanted me to sign something?

Form GF976.

Revision 7.

That's very important.

If this was revision 6, I'd have to come
back.

Well, we wouldn't want that, would we?

Oh, I wonder, could you do me a favor?

I was going through my wife's things,
and I found this, and I'm not

quite sure what agency it should go to.

I think I've read this before.

Are you all right?

The whole purpose for this instructional
is to dissipate.

Dissipate.

I forgot what I was trying to say.

I'm sure it'll come back to you.

This book saved my marriage.

My sincerest condolences.

It was nice to meet you.

Have you thought about what you'll do
now?

Um, travel?

I don't know. Is it hard to get a travel
permit?

Yes.

Yes.

be here if you try to visit.

By the time you read this, I'll have
moved on.

My prison shouldn't be your prison.

I'll be in a better place.

Love him while you can.

And live for the two of us.