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[Iain] Previously on Love Island...
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Love triangles.
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No, don't go back there.
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No.
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[Iain] ...and romance on the rocks.
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Stay there, stay there.
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I tried telling you so many times, I'm falling in love
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-and you don't believe me. -I wanna go home.
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[Iain] Tonight, the villa's at war.
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The conversation they're having out there is basically
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If you've got something to say,
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Don't come up here and chat shit.
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-Just 'cause no one likes you--
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-Shut up! You're a twat! -Don't tell me to shut up.
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-Be honest to people, that's it.
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[Iain] And is the dream over?
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I can't get a word in. You're just, like...
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It's not even like we're a couple.
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Muggy. Muggy. I'm a mug.
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It's the end of the road here, mate.
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-This is the real you. I've only seen it today.
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We do just wind each other up.
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I don't want to be in a relationship.
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I ain't staying in here. Everything reminds me of her.
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[theme music playing]
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It's going to be a long, hot summer.
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[Iain] It's the morning after Jon and Hannah proved
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screaming and shouting at each other.
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Luckily for Jon, all is forgiven.
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[Jessica] With Jon and Hannah, they do have these
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Um, but at the end of the day, once they've slept on it,
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they are back to normal and lovey-dovey
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So I think us as a villa have just learnt
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[Iain] I said forgiven, definitely not forgotten.
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It was just yesterday, the whole hair thing,
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-Yeah. -And it only pissed
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Jon had already told me, "She's always
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-Fuel to the fire, yes. -He'd said that,
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She does it with everyone. With me and Luis.
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I've walked out and she's going...
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But I watched it from behind that glass,
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Jon came over and he went, "What up?"
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I went, "I need to talk to you.
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-And he went, "Oh, for fuck's sake!"
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As if... But it weren't on him.
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-Like it was okay, yeah. -I was just in a mood.
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And then I stormed off.
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Me and Jon have made up now, we are fine.
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I think I have every reason to be pissed off.
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All of the lads in the villa have
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Naomi's been flirting with all of the boys.
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[Iain] Max is chatting to Naomi
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Knowing her, this could turn into
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Zoe is confusing.
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-I don't want to be involved in a love triangle.
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-It's the last thing I wanted to do.
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I just don't want to be involved in it.
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I have literally said to her, do whatever is best for you.
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Like, don't pull me along with it, do whatever
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Don't say, "Oh, well, I want get to know
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and then go back to Jordan." Just go back to Jordan.
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Yeah, and then you can crack on with
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-I think you have quite the pick in here, though.
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-I don't know. -I'm telling you.
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-Mmm. -[laughs]
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[Iain] While Naomi flirts with Max, the girls talk
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What?
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No, I think he is cute and funny. He has a cute bum.
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and funny.
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Don't you think...
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I think, like, he definitely likes her more than
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Whereas, she said when you and Jon kiss,
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[Jessica] Yeah.
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I think he needs to see it, because she's not hiding it.
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I want girl chat.
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-Did you eat all the crips? -Yeah, do you want them?
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-[cell phone beeps] -Hannah...
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-I got a message. -Have you?
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[reading message]
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Who is it?
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Stay there, stay there. Josh! Stay there.
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Come with me, come with me.
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-We've got to go in the pod, me and you.
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[whispers] I don't know. I just got a text.
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-What's going on? -I have no idea.
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He just went, "Josh, come here,"
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[both gasping]
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Look, they've got balls.
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[cell phone beeps]
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-Right. I've got a text. -Oh, God.
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[reading message]
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Jon and Josh were in the pod.
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-[snickering] -[burps]
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These balls are pretty cool,
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Yes, they come off. Look.
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Pretty standard.
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The rest of us were in the lounge.
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I would then ask Hannah and Naomi
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And then we'd go over to the pod and see if Jon and Josh
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"Today you will take part in a compatibility test."
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-I don't know if that's a good thing.
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If we're compatible, like bread and butter.
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-They're compatible. -[Iain] Genius.
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They might know what compatibility means,
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but they don't know the rest of the Islanders can hear
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So, the first question is to you, Naomi. What is
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2nd of July, 1991.
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2nd of July, 1991.
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He knows that, but I don't think he will know
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Let's go to Josh and see what he thinks.
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That's got to be worth something.
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[all shouting]
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Sweatin'!
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Josh, what is Naomi's date of birth?
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Right. It's on the...
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The 2nd of July. Um...
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How old is she? 23? I'm 25, I'm 1989.
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1990, 1991...
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-There you go. -No, it's not.
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-I'm 25, and I'm 1988. 1991. -[all laughing]
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-So the 2nd of July. -What is it?
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January, February, March, April, May,
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-The second of the seventh, 1991.
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[cheering]
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Yes! Oh, my God.
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They're under pressure, them.
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Bish, bash, fucking bosh.
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Hannah, please, can you list all the surgery
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I've had me tits done, me lips done and Botox
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-Tits, lips, Botox. -Yeah.
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Sorted. Jon?
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[reading]
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-Oh, you cunt. -"List the surgery
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-Wait, does lip filler count as surgery?
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What do you think? I've helped you,
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-Yeah, it's a surgery. -Do you think it's
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-Has she had her arse done? -No, her arse
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No need to do that. She can have a couple of kids
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[laughs]
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-She won't even need that. -Yeah, but no Botox.
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-Yeah, course she has. Right.
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Boob job. Lip fillers.
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-Botox. -That's it, that's it...
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-That's it. -Yes! Top boys.
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♪ I wanna take a chance with somebody, oh ♪
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♪ I wanna lick with somebody ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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Naomi, what would you like to be doing with Josh
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[chuckles] Okay, um...
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Oh, God, I don't know. See what happens.
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-Hopefully still be in contact.
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Josh?
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I don't know. I know that she wants to travel.
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Do you see yourself together in six months' time?
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Still together, broken up,
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moving in together, traveling together,
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-Moving in? Steady on. Still together.
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Well, unfortunately, that was wrong.
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[lips squeaking]
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[laughs] What's mine?
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Hannah, what is your favorite sex position
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-With Jon? That's not fake? -Yeah.
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I will give you an inkling, he said last night
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Doggy. Say it. Yeah, doggy.
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-Did you have sex last night? -Yeah.
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We'll just put it out there that you can't
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How do I know that? We've only done two.
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Missionary, doggy last night
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and then, like legs, I've got them here.
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[laughs]
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Yeah. Doggy style.
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I want to change.
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I'm going to change it to just missionary.
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[girls screaming]
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Oh, no, that could be very important.
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You've got no boundary, dude, I'll tell ya.
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Okay, so, Hannah, who in the villa
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is your biggest threat to your relationship?
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No one is really a threat to my relationship.
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-Say Omar. -[both laughing]
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Omar is the biggest threat.
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Why is everybody laughing about that?
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[all laughing]
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I don't know. Me, arguing.
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-Yourself? All right. -Hannah.
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Jon?
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Zoe, definitely not.
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-Jess, 100% not. -Lauren.
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-Lauren, definitely not. -Daisy.
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Daisy, no.
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Naomi.
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Just say it.
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Just thinking, there was couple of things that
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-Say that, then. -I don't want
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Don't worry about it.
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What?
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'Cause I have heard a few comments,
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Naomi.
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He said Naomi.
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Okay, I weren't going to bring this up
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but I've been told that you have been a bit flirty with
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Jon included in it. Jon told me that himself.
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Then yesterday when he was walking out
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and he'd been off with me all day and you
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Now, I do that with Josh and the other lads in here.
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The minute I walked out, you went like that.
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I just don't think it was very appropriate.
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Okay. [clears throat]
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Because I knew you'd say, "I was just joking."
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I see when things are a joke, and when they're a bit
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Okay.
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[Iain] Coming up...
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Why have you just come up here and chatted
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[Iain] The boys blast jess.
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If you got something to say, you say it to our face.
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You don't bullshit. Come up here and chat shit.
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[Iain] Naomi's trying to avoid the wrath of Hannah. Good luck.
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I feel like I'm just being myself in here
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Sometimes I think it's such an intense
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Things I'm doing are being construed in a way that
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so I don't really know what to say.
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I apologize if I've ever done anything towards...
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The others, I don't care about,
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about you and Jon...
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I am sincerely sorry because there is
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A lot of people have said, "Why don't you tell Josh
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Everyone's like... I'm just more--
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"Because she's fairly flirty with all of the other lads."
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I've been told this. And I just feel like--
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I'm a very upfront person. If I didn't want
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I would tell Josh and I would go
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Everybody loves Josh. No one wants to
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I think maybe people are a bit more focused
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I don't even know. I don't want to fall out
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Everyone has this perception of me that I'm, like,
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With my affection with Josh,
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I can't see what I've done to make
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-You look devastated, man. Cheer up.
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I just... I just don't want to be here.
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I don't want to get upset. It's so awkward
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-'Cause you're all trying-- -We don't think it's awkward.
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I just think it's awkward.
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It's been aired. It's nobody's business
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No matter what opinion anyone has.
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I feel so awkward now, like I won't be able
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Everyone else, they just don't want to see Josh get
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But to be fair, he's happy with her at the moment.
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They've had a chat about it, but I think whatever comes
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because Josh is so smitten, he's just
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I feel like you have people in your ear
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Yeah, but at the end of the day,
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-I'm not fucking stupid. -I know.
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If I see something, I will air it, I'll tell you.
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-Honestly. Come here, babe.
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[boys] You're lying!
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[screaming]
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-All right? Do you want something to eat?
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[sighs] Yeah, I might pick up something.
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Let's go and get something. Yeah?
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-I need more wine. -Fucking hell.
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I definitely need more wine.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Max, are you eating, bruv?
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-Naomi, do you want something?
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[sobbing]
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[sniffles]
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[Iain] After some serious deliberation, Zoe
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between Jordan and Max.
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Oh, I had a really amazing time yesterday.
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I didn't think I'd like you, in the sense that
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I didn't think it'd go as well yesterday
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I thought we'd be more awkward, but
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But I don't want to be thinking that when I'm
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Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do.
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I wanna talk to you before I go around saying,
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I think you know what I'm going to say.
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No, listen, if there was any doubts anyway, I would
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Because it makes everything easier.
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No one's going to think badly about you.
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It is not even that. I just genuinely
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No, you've made the right decision, trust me.
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Yeah, I just knew you'd...
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I appreciate that, thank you.
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Go back to Jordan, it's a lot better that way.
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'Cause she's a nice girl,
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but me and her are like worlds apart.
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In my opinion, it was for the best.
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-All right, thank you, though.
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I'll see you in there.
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-How are you? -All right. Just been
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I just don't want you to pick Max
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If he was the right person for you,
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But if he wasn't, I'd be so frustrated and...
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-You know, just-- -It was definitely
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-Just you, innit? [laughs] -What do you mean?
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So annoying, I've liked you
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And, oh... I'm like...
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-Are you going shy on me? -Yeah, I am. [chuckles]
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So what does that mean?
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It means that obviously, if we coupled up,
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If you do anything, I swear to God I will cut all
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I think she begrudgingly chose me considering
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But she couldn't really... She has to go with
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On her heart, not her head. So, I'm glad she picked me.
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-Yeah, that's cool. -I know how it felt with her.
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-Yeah. -Like...
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It is good because I can be affectionate with you.
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Yeah, I've been wanting to hug you as well, but I didn't
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Good.
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Aw.
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Okay, that sort of broke the ice.
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You have really fucked this thing up.
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[Iain] There's one golden rule when it comes to
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while sitting in a hot tub. Keep your voice down.
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They're basically saying that we're all minging,
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They're used to high standards. "I've gone from 10s,
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Once I've had a few beers, you watch,
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I'm not having that.
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Boys have been in the hot tub chatting shit,
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basically saying we are all minging in here.
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[whispering]
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All right.
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-No, tell me now. -Tell us right now.
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-No, just the conversation that was happening out there.
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It was basically saying that we're all hanging,
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like, "Oh, we're used to 10s" and like, "what the fuck,"
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basically saying that we're all hanging.
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[Lauren] Are you kidding? [Jessica] No.
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"Like, what the fuck is this?"
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Lu, Josh and Omar are in there,
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-basically just-- -I did just catch
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"I'm used to 10s like Naomi," and,
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The little bits, that may not be
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but that's the gist of the conversation.
335
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-What? -Is that what's
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It's fucking disgusting, to be honest.
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Wait till I've had a few drinks, I'll fucking
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No, I just think it's out of order making us feel like...
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I don't know why they're saying that.
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We're not ugly, otherwise we
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She could have said something there
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sat in the smokers' corner when we were
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but she wanted to go upstairs and feed more shit
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And then all the girls come and have a go at us.
345
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Why have you just come up here and chatted
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-What are you on about? -You and Daisy. What have
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-Chatting shit. -We heard you
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Instead of coming up here chatting shit about us,
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Don't chat to everyone, come chat to us.
350
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What is wrong with her?
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You fucking think we're fucking pricks.
352
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-You are clearly the prick.
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Just because no one likes you--
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Say that to their fucking face.
355
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Just because no one likes you,
356
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You lot might like no one else.
357
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All we said was that no one in here is our type.
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Be honest to people, that's it.
359
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Fucking does my nut in, man.
360
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:04,040
-It's a mutual thing. -It's not mutual, because
361
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,720
Everyone knows that anyway.
362
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,760
How am I bullshitting? I heard what you said.
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You're so full of shit. Just full of arguments
364
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There's only so much I can take. I can bite
365
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I ain't a fucking mug.
366
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Every guy in here has told every girl in here that
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That's what we were trying to say.
368
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That's what he was saying. You fucking daft?
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-[Joshua] Fucking shocking. -How?
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Listen, if someone's got something to say...
371
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All right, listen, listen,
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if you've got something to say, say it to our face.
373
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Don't fucking bullshit, coming up here
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Don't chat shit. Do not chat shit.
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If you've got something to say about us--
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Listen, listen... Okay, cool, I will.
377
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,880
No, all I'm saying is that I'm sat
378
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So I was gonna come out and confront you.
379
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I was just gonna come up here and finish my hair.
380
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Obviously you've come up here and you're
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I'm gonna go and have a fucking word with them.
382
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I just said that!
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Did she say that? You come up here
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Until someone said, if you've got a problem,
385
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'cause you ain't got the balls
386
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-[all talking at once] -Fucking ridiculous.
387
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,640
You can't come up to us and expect us to,
388
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make us feel shit for being two-faced or whatever
389
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when he's doing exactly the same.
390
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,240
Lu is like, "Why don't you say it
391
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I said hold on a minute, you're in the hot tub
392
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why don't you say it to our face instead of
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-[Luis] They can't talk to us like that.
394
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-We went up there-- -About fucking prestige
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Like they're better than us.
396
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Why can they not confront us and say something to us
397
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getting shit off the girls? So they got a little bit of
398
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-They're fucking doughnuts. -Don't know what
399
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Fucking doughnuts. I'm fucking fuming, me.
400
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,920
Every time you lot gang up on me
401
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,440
Even Chris said that to me.
402
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:10,240
Even Chris said it, it's always fucking me.
403
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,880
Again, the whole house has turned on me.
404
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,800
Everyone pins it on me every time.
405
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,520
She's a fucking doughnut, that girl.
406
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,360
-I don't think I've ever met a girl like her.
407
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,640
What it is, she gets so much attention on the outside,
408
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,280
'cause she gets her baps out, whatever she does,
409
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,480
she doesn't like it 'cause she gets
410
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,600
That's exactly what it is, mate.
411
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,240
Exactly what it is. I can read that girl
412
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:46,040
-Well, it's been an eventful day, hasn't it?
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[Iain] Still to come.
414
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Hannah gives the locals an eyefull.
415
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Don't touch. You can look.
416
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,280
[Iain] The Islanders are waking up after
417
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,920
New day in the villa,
418
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,720
let's all have some fun.
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00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,880
[Iain] But the girls are still far from happy.
420
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,800
I've not even had a fucking apology.
421
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,560
The way they spoke to me.
422
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:46,440
The stuff that came out of their mouths was disgusting.
423
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,160
[Naomi] Do you think they will apologize?
424
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:55,120
But it makes it a horrible place for me here
425
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,840
I'm not one to just mope about and be down,
426
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,120
but I feel like it's been taken too far this time.
427
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,480
I just want an apology, really.
428
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,360
I'm not gonna be happy until I've had an apology.
429
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,160
[Max] Were you scared for your life last night?
430
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Did you think shit was gonna go down?
431
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,720
-What, me? With Lu? -Yeah.
432
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,320
I thought you two were gonna start
433
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,920
You might have a really good day today,
434
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,480
You never know, babe.
435
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,280
Babe. You always say "babe", don't you?
436
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,400
I know. It's bad, innit?
437
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,920
-"Babe. Babe." I call everyone babe.
438
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,880
It annoys some people, though.
439
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,640
I'm not used to it. I don't know girls
440
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,120
It's usually, like, dickhead.
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-[laughs] -"All right, dickhead?"
442
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,880
-"All right, knobheads?" -Yeah, yeah.
443
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,600
"All right, shaggers?"
444
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,280
"All right, babe?"
445
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,240
-I think it's like a south thing.
446
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,920
If I started saying that, everyone'd be like,
447
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,880
-"All right, babe?" -"Why you saying that?"
448
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:01,080
I bet if I say it to people from up north, they'll think
449
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,160
-Massively. -Is that what it feels like?
450
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,320
-Yeah. "Babe." -Really?
451
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,480
-That's what I thought, yeah. -I'll stop saying it, then.
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00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,680
[Iain] What a couple of babes.
453
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,920
I think Jess will probably choose Max if we have
454
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Is he interested in her, though?
455
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,480
You fucking never know.
456
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,200
He does comes across as a lad.
457
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:27,800
I like that. That's my type. I like that.
458
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,000
Listen to this, boys, I've come up with an idea.
459
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,360
I feel like we can fall in love together.
460
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,120
And what I want to do...
461
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,960
I want to go out the front
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and get hay, and put "I love you"
463
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,760
and then light it and then take her outside.
464
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,560
-That's cool, mate. -Or the top window.
465
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,160
The top window, yeah.
466
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,880
-Take her to the top window. -Open the curtains.
467
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,040
"I love you, H."
468
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,080
"I love you, Hannah." Hannah's quite long.
469
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:19,320
Yeah, that'll be sick, mate. She'd like that.
470
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,480
[Iain] Arson, how romantic.
471
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,760
[hairdryer whirring]
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00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,560
Right.
473
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
I don't mean to upset you or anything.
474
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,920
Just like, obviously, sorry for shouting at you.
475
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:54,880
I am not the type of person to just shout at people
476
00:28:54,920 --> 00:29:01,640
I just felt like somehow, I don't know what happened,
477
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:06,560
I just thought, "Do you know what? Let me say how I feel"
478
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,440
And I shouldn't have shouted at you.
479
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,320
I was a bit pissed off. I just thought you shouldn't
480
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,280
Before I got to tell you,
481
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,120
you've obviously got comments or whatever,
482
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,680
I didn't have a chance to explain, and I think
483
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,480
really, it is over nothing.
484
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,360
I'm not, you know...
485
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,240
It's just because, all it was
486
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,040
was I don't like two-faced people, yeah?
487
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,080
-So you've gone from there-- -I wouldn't say that's
488
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:36,680
because everyone knew my intention was to come down
489
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,280
You didn't need to tell all of the girls, though.
490
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,600
The thing that upset me was
491
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,840
when you said, "Everyone hates you in here,
492
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,680
I didn't say everyone hates you.
493
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,360
No one likes me?
494
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,640
Where did that spring from? If no one likes me,
495
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,160
then everyone's seriously good at being two-faced.
496
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:01,160
As a girl, you don't want to hear that with boys
497
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,720
For me... You know, I'm on Page 3 and stuff, babe.
498
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,320
Obviously, it's still not right, the things he said
499
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,440
So that's done now.
500
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:16,480
-Thanks for apologizing. -It's cool. It's cool.
501
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:24,800
Josh hasn't apologized yet. I don't think
502
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,920
At least Luis has manned up and apologized.
503
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,120
I don't think Josh has got the balls to.
504
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,440
[Iain] Well, we're about to find out.
505
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:37,080
Jess, sorry for raising my voice last night.
506
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,160
But you should have just said you overheard
507
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,720
Yeah, I spoke to Luis about it and at the end
508
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,520
I heard what you said, and it pissed me off.
509
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,120
I should have said then and there, what are
510
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,640
But we shouldn't have raised our voice like that.
511
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:59,720
I left the smoking area and I didn't want to cause
512
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,600
I'm trying to avoid that.
513
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,920
Yeah, I just thought, like, just say sorry.
514
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,000
And just leave it at that.
515
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,000
'Cause I don't want you feeling left out,
516
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,400
You want to enjoy your time here as much
517
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:16,320
Yeah, I think it was just a few comments.
518
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,800
-So, peace out. -[chuckles]
519
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,360
[Iain] I guess that was kind of an apology.
520
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,800
-[cell phone beeps] -Babe.
521
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,720
We've got a text. Look, look.
522
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,320
Oh, listen to this.
523
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,720
What is it?
524
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,040
It says, "Hannah and Jon..."
525
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,840
[reading message]
526
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,120
-Yes. -So we will get some
527
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:55,600
[Iain] What could that be? Steaks, fine wine, caviar?
528
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,040
-Chicken nuggets. -Loads of ale.
529
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,800
Loads of booze, loads of sweets,
530
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:06,320
Just to let you know, I'm like Bradley Wiggins
531
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,920
Oh, I'd love to see youse two cycling and shopping.
532
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,240
Oh, my God, there's your bike! [laughs]
533
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,200
-Let me see. -There's your bike.
534
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,080
It's got a little trailer on it.
535
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,960
[Jonathan] Oh, you are having
536
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,560
I'm just a bit worried about sitting on the back
537
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,320
with me fanny killing, going over them bumps
538
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,680
If at any point you want to stop and want me
539
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,760
-you just let me know. -Shut up.
540
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,400
Oh, you're having a laugh? That's not got very many
541
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,480
-Fucking hell! -It sounded fun.
542
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,560
I'm as up for it as I was to start with.
543
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,520
Babe, watch me leg while we're going
544
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,160
I can't see your leg when I'm moving, I'll try to watch it
545
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,480
Babe, me handlebars are--
546
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,320
-Oh. -Whoa, whoa. Fuck.
547
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,800
[both chuckle]
548
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,560
Keep pedaling, babe. We're nearly there.
549
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,680
[all speaking Spanish]
550
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,760
What the fuck's bien?
551
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,600
It means "good." I told you I talk Spanish.
552
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,600
-Shite, where do we go? -I'm fucking bilingual.
553
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,720
[Iain] The local shop has got prawns,
554
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,120
and thanks to Hannah's wardrobe, giant melons.
555
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,840
Let's just get whatever we want. Oi, look,
556
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:24,080
-Look, yeah. Calamari. Prawns.
557
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,880
-We want normal food. -You want some of this?
558
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,760
I don't like cream, do I?
559
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,720
Babe, where's-- Oh, fuck off!
560
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,280
Man, man, what's all this?
561
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,680
-That looks dodgy babe. No, don't smell it.
562
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,120
It looks horrible. Babe, you can't touch it.
563
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:52,720
Is there no, like... Do you have frozen chips?
564
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,080
Over here?
565
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,320
-Shall we get Oreos? -What about cereal?
566
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,960
Why eat ceral when you can eat Snickers for breakfast?
567
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,480
Babe, I'm a loud person as well, but I feel like
568
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,640
'Cause you just, like... [gibbering]
569
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,840
-So you do it. -No, you choose
570
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,240
No, you choose.
571
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,320
I've chosen what I want, I've got it.
572
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,600
Babe, no. No.
573
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,200
Seven, eight, nine, 10.
574
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,120
That's 10 euros. What's 10 times 44?
575
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,120
-I don't know. Baby, you can't do math?
576
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,880
-Did anyone pick my beer up?
577
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,960
-No, go on, babe. -[speaking Spanish]
578
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
You've only got a sausage.
579
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,080
[patron continues in Spanish]
580
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,080
[patron speaks English]
581
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,240
-Don't touch, you can look. -Oh, how cheeky.
582
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,240
-Gracias, señorita. -Thank you!
583
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,600
Gorgeous! Thank you.
584
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,040
Oye , da da da da!
585
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,280
Let's get the fuck out of here, girl.
586
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,280
Oh, bloody hell. Could've done
587
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:02,920
-Up the hill, here we go. Round the corner.
588
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,040
-Babe, pedal now. -What's going on?
589
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,240
It don't work.
590
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,280
[Hannah] Oh, shit, the thing's broke.
591
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,520
[Iain] The bike was overloaded.
592
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,040
-Hold the bike up, babe. -Hang on.
593
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,480
Babe, stop it. We're never going to get
594
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,320
-if you keep booting it. -Well, listen, fuck it.
595
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,440
If they ain't happy, they can just go
596
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,480
I just want a bevvie and a ciggie now.
597
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,120
-Too stressed out. -Jesus Christ.
598
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,680
[Iain] Coming up.
599
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,520
Is it curtains for Jon and Hannah?
600
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,480
No, you're the one sitting here in front of fucking...
601
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,360
Because you just shouted downstairs
602
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,240
[Iain] The hunter gatherers return to the village
603
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,640
and sound the traditional greeting call.
604
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,080
Oi, oi!
605
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,600
[all cheering]
606
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:10,400
Shitloads of ale! We've got loads of champagne,
607
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:15,560
loads of wine, got you Cheetos, Daisy,
608
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:19,880
I got you about 10 Kinder Buenos.
609
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,920
-Did you get any donuts? -Chicken nuggets!
610
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,560
-Loads of chicken nuggets! -Sold!
611
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,200
If you give us chicken nuggets, burgers, chips
612
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:34,960
you've got the happiest villa you've probably seen the
613
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,240
Guys, guys, guys, let's have a massive round
614
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,720
[all cheering]
615
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,200
[Iain] Jon and Hannah celebrate the shopping trip
616
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:57,040
With another ding-dong.
617
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:01,880
I know you're a loud person, that's why I love you,
618
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,920
-But I don't know if you're playing up.
619
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,240
-I don't know what it is. -Okay.
620
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,000
I feel like sometimes when we leave the villa,
621
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,600
he gets a bit too overexcited
622
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,800
and it leaves me where I literally can't
623
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,720
And I'm not used to being pushed to the back,
624
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,760
because I'm normally the loud person.
625
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,800
Right. I don't want to have an argument with you.
626
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,280
When we go out, babe, we need to work together.
627
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,240
-All right. Yeah. -Oh, for fuck's sake.
628
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:37,360
-Fuck off. -Argh!
629
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,400
Hannah and Jon aren't people to hold back
630
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,440
so they find it difficult to bite their tongues,
631
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,480
nobody wants to come across as the weak one.
632
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:51,160
I know you're pissed off, but it's awful to shout
633
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,200
You don't want everyone to know but it's too late
634
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,280
You're the one sitting in front of everyone
635
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,080
Because you just shouted downstairs in front
636
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,200
Do you not think everyone hears that?
637
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:08,120
Do you not think that everybody can't say nothing
638
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:12,040
That's what I mean, you want to deal with everything
639
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,000
Hannah, leave it alone now.
640
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:20,360
If they heard everything you said, they understand.
641
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,640
Once again, I look like a tit.
642
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,280
I didn't come here to look like a fuckin' tit.
643
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,640
[whispering] Is she serious?
644
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,440
-Bruv, tell me if it's me. -No, you've done nothing.
645
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,680
Tell me. 'Cause I think I'm losing my mind
646
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,120
I haven't done anything.
647
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:38,800
I would say in general, I'm quite a dominant,
648
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,480
loud, overpowering person.
649
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,960
But in relationships, especially in the past,
650
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,480
and that is why I now have all of these insecurities.
651
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,520
I know I'm hard work and that but it's only from
652
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,520
like, the way I've been treated before.
653
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,680
You reckon?
654
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,440
What can I do, mate? What more can I do?
655
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:07,120
Every little thing, I'm doing
656
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:13,600
I can't win. You know what I mean? I can't win.
657
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,640
And it's got to the point where I'm waiting for
658
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,680
I do anything wrong.
659
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:23,320
[Iain] Meanwhile, Jess wastes no time upping her flirting
660
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,800
To the Max.
661
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,240
I reckon deep down you've got a proper
662
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,120
And maybe you're the opposite.
663
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,200
-Yeah, I might be innocent. -You might be boring as fuck.
664
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,960
-I've known that to happen. -Have you?
665
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,760
Boring in what way, though?
666
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,960
Just boring?
667
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,320
-What, like a boring-- -All talk, no action.
668
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,840
-What, like, in the bedroom? -Yeah, just all round,
669
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,440
[chuckles]
670
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,120
I'm not really all talk, though, am I babe,
671
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,560
I don't talk a lot about sex.
672
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,880
It would be nice to get to know him a little bit
673
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:00,440
have a couple of drinks, and just see what
674
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,000
I need to watch what I say, don't I? It's not
675
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,720
I don't give a fuck.
676
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,080
-Do you not? -I kind of like it, mate.
677
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,160
-Do you? -Yeah.
678
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,000
-Who are you bedding with tonight?
679
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,000
-Want to bed up? -Me and you? Yeah, defo.
680
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,080
[laughs]
681
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,440
It's going to be hard to say no. Sorry, Mum.
682
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,160
I want this to work. Do you want it
683
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,960
-Promise? -Yeah, I promise.
684
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,080
I know I need to stop doing things
685
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,240
Obviously, I love you because you're so loud,
686
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,000
and I don't want you to change as a person at all.
687
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:42,640
When we go out, I feel like it's all about you. It's
688
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,600
-Okay. -It's all about you.
689
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,800
It's all about Jon, Jon, Jon.
690
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,760
And I just fade into the background,
691
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,160
I just give up, and I just don't
692
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,280
-See, you just can't admit it. -Because I can't
693
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,520
-There's nothing I can say that's gonna win.
694
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,840
And I've tried to tell you, I've tried to...
695
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,800
Sorry, babe, I can't be in a relationship
696
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,680
-where you scream and shout. -How am I screaming
697
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,400
-How are you screaming and shouting?
698
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:15,200
I don't want to be in a relationship where you tell
699
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,240
I don't tell people our business. I have a problem
700
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,920
Why can't you whisper if you've got a problem?
701
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,920
-I'm sorry. -It's like you want
702
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,920
I don't understand what's going on.
703
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,840
You probably made us look shit from out there
704
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,720
to everyone in the villa and to everyone else
705
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,640
who thinks that we are a fab couple.
706
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,640
All you have done is scream your head off, and now we're
707
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,680
We are not arguing again. Because to be honest,
708
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,960
I tried to say to you I'm sorry and I hear
709
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,520
-And then you just make out I...
710
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,840
And I've said to you the minute
711
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,960
-Can I speak? Can I speak? -We'd be funny
712
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,800
-This is the real you? -Can I speak?
713
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,080
-This is the real me! -I've only seen it today.
714
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,200
Right now, all the shouting, even when you come up.
715
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,440
Because I feel like you've hurt me with what you say.
716
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,880
The way you spoke to me, don't fucking speak to me
717
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,440
If you want to sit there and chat with your mates, you
718
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,560
-Ah. Can't we-- -Just leave me alone.
719
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,880
Okay.
720
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,880
Muggy, muggy. I'm a mug.
721
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,560
I don't know what she's thinking, what a mug.
722
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,760
I ain't staying in here. Everything reminds me
723
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,520
And I want to say to her, "Look,
724
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,240
do you not want to be with me?"
725
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,400
Simple as that. Like, you tell me
726
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,360
But I don't want to say that. I know it'll go
727
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,760
And she'll be like, "You are a wanker."
728
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,960
[belches]
729
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,000
I just hate the way that I upset you
730
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,600
"Jon, you've got it so good, what are you
731
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:55,240
All I ever want to do is support you, be with you and
732
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,680
I've never felt like this ever in my life.
733
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:01,880
And I'm just so scared that I'm gonna
734
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:06,720
I have never felt like this with anyone before.
735
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,920
You make me feel like a rainbow.
736
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,240
Every day, you make me feel
737
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:18,280
And I sometimes do think, why are you
738
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:25,120
All of the boys with six-packs. Don't be upset
739
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,680
You're just the perfect woman. You are perfect.
740
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:31,280
-[laughs] -But you are to me.
741
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,720
Your looks, your body, your personality.
742
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,720
Your laugh, your teeth, your hair, your smell...
743
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,320
Everything about you is what I want.
744
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,840
And you're perfect to me.
745
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,320
It just scares the life out of me, Hannah.
746
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:50,040
You could break my heart, put it in a blender
747
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:56,520
I've never had anyone treat me the way you do
748
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,200
It's all right.
749
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,040
Fucking hell.
750
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,120
I don't ever cry. I never cry.
751
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:18,720
You know, I... I've never, um... I've...
752
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:27,960
I've come in here and you are literally
753
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,480
Babe, come here.
754
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:38,440
[Hannah] I'm just so scared. I just question everything.
755
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:43,360
I promise you. You've got nothing to be scared about.
756
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,760
Stop crying. You're too beautiful to cry.
757
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,840
You're going to make me cry. Fucking hell.
758
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,800
[sighs] Oh, we're crying. Babe...
759
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,640
I know... I know that I give you a hard time.
760
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:03,800
I question every single thing you do because you mean
761
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,440
-[indistinct through sobs] -Shh.
762
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,920
Stop crying. Stop crying.
763
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,920
But I feel like I'm doing your head in
764
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,800
-I don't mind. -I can't help it
765
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,240
-that, like, the thought of leaving you--
766
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,280
-I'm just scared you won't be mine anymore.
767
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,040
I will be yours, Hannah. I will.
768
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,560
I promise. I'm not going anywhere.
769
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,000
I feel like... Oh, fuck's sake.
770
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,680
It's okay, man.
771
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:36,560
I feel like I need to have you in every sense.
772
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,800
-You shouldn't... Oh, okay.
773
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:46,200
You are literally the ideal man for me in
774
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,120
And you're the ideal woman for me.
775
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:52,040
I'm just gonna work really hard to make you believe
776
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,280
okay? I've told you this and I'll tell you again.
777
00:45:55,320 --> 00:46:00,080
By the time we leave here, you're gonna realize
778
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,800
And I've found a fucking morsonite...
779
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,600
What is that stuff Superman's afraid of?
780
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,960
-What's Superman afraid of? -[Omar] Kryptonite.
781
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,360
Kryptonite. You're kryptonite.
782
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,720
Obviously better than a diamond.
783
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,680
You make me so fucking happy.
784
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:22,680
I can't... I feel like a unicorn.
785
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:26,200
[chuckles]
786
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:30,600
I love you so much. Honestly, two and half weeks, I don't
787
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,400
I will never hurt you, ever.
788
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,280
-I love you. -I love you, too.
789
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,960
[Iain] Next time, the Islanders
790
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,840
No one is safe,
791
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:53,640
as they turn on each other.
792
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,760
Then live on Thursday, you dump two
793
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,680
from the island.
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