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[Iain] Last time on Love Island...

You made Jon and Hannah your power couple.

Because you have the power, you also hold

I didn't ask for no responsibility, Caroline.

[Iain] And they sent one couple packing.

[Caroline] The couple they have

Chris B and Danielle.

[indistinct conversation]

[Iain] Tonight...

I'm not a man whore, I'm just a lad.

I'm very strong-willed and I don't take shit

...two new arrivals...

There's two new people, bruv!

...unleash hell.

She's gone for every man and his dog in here.

You have made an absolute fool

And then World War III kicked off.

Don't come in here and cause shit, yeah.

Who's a little slag? You're a little slag, dickhead.

Who even is she? She's a dog.

-[Beth] Is that bullshit or is that true?

I would never, ever come in like that.

-You're talking about one person's opinion.

My first impressions of Bethany are not positive.

You will go near anything that has a dick and breathes.

[screams]

This is a mad house.

[sobbing]

[theme music playing]

It's going to be a long, hot summer.

[Iain] On Thursday night, Jon and Hannah joined

The public vote saw them become the power couple,

but what they didn't know was that with great power

It's now up to you to choose one couple

What are you talking about?

[crowd] Ooh!

And the couple they have decided to dump is...

Chris B and Dan.

[indistinct chatter]

[cheering and applause]

It's bad, honestly, it's awful, it's so awful.

It's just an awful situation, you know.

One minute we're the power couple,

next minute we've kicked two people out the villa.

[Jonathan] I don't think anyone else has said,

You had to do it, guys, don't worry about it.

We didn't have to do it, we got chose to do it.

-[Chris] But we love youse. -Do you have like three

No, the whole audience, there was 30 seconds.

-[Chris] Thanks, then. -Thank you.

[Jonathan] That was one of the most

-We got down there, they put it straight on us, right.

I'm proud of you two for being able

Thanks a lot, yeah.

'Cause when they come down, we sat there and I did say

I said to Chris B, I said,

"Look, you've just come in, I've got a bond with all you

I just said it pretty much how it was.

So relieved. I think if it was a public vote,

then Chris and I would have been out.

So, I'm thankful that it was Jon and Hannah

[Iain] With the posh pair gone, the villa was finally at peace.

So we sent in a couple of newbies.

-[Beth] Hi, guys. -[both] Hello.

[Iain] Max, an ex-cricketer from Huddersfield

and Beth, a fire-eater from Leeds.

-[shouting] -[laughing]

There's two new people, bruv! Two new people!

-You all right, man? Max? -Max, I'm really sound.

[indistinct conversation]

-Hiya, Jon. I'm Beth. -How do you know my name?

You seem real fit.

Two new beasts just walked through the door.

I was expecting, like, new peeps, but weren't

You all right, Chris? I'm Beth.

How do you know my... Oh, you've watched

Yeah, obviously. Hiya, you all right, darling?

[Naomi] The moment that Beth and Max walked in,

I clocked Max and thought, "Mmm, good-looking boy,"

and then I found the girl and I was like,

"She's like a blondie, blue-eyed."

Josh kind of grabbed me straight away and kissed me

I think he was just trying to say like,

you haven't got anything to worry about. So, I thought

-Hello, babe, you all right? -Luis, Yeah.

How you doing, mate, you all right?

-Do I know who you are? -Yeah.

Oh, my God, don't do this.

-I don't know who you are. -You do, Bethany Rogers.

-You remember now. -Oh, how are you?

Hello, how are you?

[Iain] He's not got a clue.

I've seen her on a night out once,

but I actually can't remember anything about that night

I was so, so drunk.

-Does it feel real? -Not at all.

How about things girls-wise? What do you think about

Tough graft. Tough graft.

Now you seem like the kind of lad that you know

girl you need and...

It's hard, isn't it? It's hard.

I've got high standards for girls.

That doesn't mean that

I think that I'm above them or anything like that,

but I'm picky and unfortunately we haven't had a girl

-I know exactly what you mean.

I do like blondes, blue eyes, tall,

-but-- -Is that not the bird you

No. She's nice enough, I mean, she's nice,

-Full-on. Full-on. -Out there, yeah.

Naomi seems like a nice girl. I like Naomi, but...

She is. That's danger zone, though, mate.

-Danger zone, yeah. -She's... Do you know

-Naomi's a fit bird, she's the total package.

-But she's Josh's. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you'll find out how tight the group of lads are

Obviously you're a free agent, so,

all us girls will be like who are your eyes on?

[all laughing]

Like me and Luis, we've got a little bit of history,

-[Iain] Like nothing. -Nothing like that,

like we were meant to go on a date.

We didn't end up going on a date

and then I seen him on a night out in Newcastle

[laughing]

She fancies Luis.

Uh, she said that straight away,

but I don't think she's the right girl for Luis.

-I don't think Lauren's very happy at all.

I don't know, but she just like walked off with the other girls

No, because Jess said she likes me, so...

Ah, Jess likes everyone though, like really.

-Yeah, I know. -Really, like...

I'm not going to say too much 'cause I think

like if I say things, obviously

it's going to get passed about,

and like fronted about it.

-The way she-- -Is that what

I think she deserves to know what she's being

If she's serious about staying here

then she needs to know.

Beth was coming in all guns blazing

and she really wanted to tell her

how she actually felt about her and how she actually,

like the public saw her on the outside.

[Iain] Luis isn't the type to stir things up,

but he knows a man who is.

Bring in the Jonathan!

Yeah?

Because she looks like an absolute slut

-and she's... -[Jonathan]

-Yeah. -Waiting for it to--

Beth, come here.

What did you say a minute ago, about Jess?

She's a... See what I mean, I haven't even said anything.

Well, you have now, so just tell me.

No, no, you do realize that, like, he's my best mate

-so I tell him everything. -It's cool.

Honestly, the reason why she's here is

because she wants to be in here for the money,

Why is she with Omar? Like, really?

She-- On TV, it showed every single clip of her

flirting with every guy in here.

You, you...

-Josh. -Jordan, Josh.

Obviously, her and Josh are out the picture, but,

like, it's so embarrassing.

I just thought... I had a few to drink,

maybe I shouldn't have done it, but I did.

No, I know I have a lot of flirting and a lot

but I'm genuinely like one of the lads.

-There's nothing wrong with that though.

-Piss off. -What's her name, is it Beth?

-Yeah. -She's got a few things

-You fucking joking? What? What?

-Are you fucking joking? -I'm not gonna tell you

-No, no, no, what? What? -What, the new girl?

-Yeah. -I don't give a fuck,

If she's gonna kick off, watch me kick off.

And then World War III kicked off.

What do you mean she's got a few things to say about me?

What do you mean she's got a few things to say about me?

-Don't start kicking off. -I'm not gonna kick off.

No, no, no. I'm not even getting involved.

She's gone for every man and his dog in here.

She has. I don't care.

I'm so... I'm dying for her to come and say something

'cause I'll just strip her down like bam, bam, bam.

[Hannah] Whose wine's that?

[Beth] Mine.

I'm gonna clearly come to Jess and say that.

-Who said that? -New Beth bird.

I was like, "Jess, I think Beth's got a bit to say

[Naomi] What did she say about Jess?

I'm just hoping for a laugh, innit?

What have you-- Jon, what have you

I didn't-- I just said that you had a few things to say

I do have a few things to say about her

and obviously I'll say that to her, but in my own time.

-Obviously I've come in-- -Calm down.

Do not launch at her. Do not do it. Do not do it.

I need a cigarette, Jordan.

She's been doing her nut in and I've been waiting for

and say to her 'cause I've been trying...

'Cause she's been poisoning Hannah

She says things to Hannah that I think aren't fair

and me and Hannah have been having arguments over it.

You've come in, you've been yourself,

what can I... I didn't go over

Well, okay, I thought it was a bit like that.

No, I just went over and I went,

"Oh, that new girl I think she's got a few things say

-It doesn't matter. -'Cause I know--

'Cause I know once she speaks to you,

Yeah, like, I'll take her down.

[Iain] Coming up, Jess and Beth go talk the talk.

Oh, don't fucking start with me, Jess.

I will not stand for you speaking to me like a dick.

You will go near anything that has a dick and breathes.

[Iain] Tensions are running high in the villa.

Jess is angry that Beth's been saying things

Grab your popcorn, folks, 'cause this is gonna

Jess, do you wanna have a word,

'cause obviously you've got a problem that you wanna

What are you on about?

I'll tell you exactly how it is. You are in here for

You've gone round every guy in here

and you've gone for Omar just for the fact that

That to me, that's fake, that you're in here

-I'm not fake, darling. -Okay, if you think

then that's up to you but to everyone else,

you've made an absolute fool out yourself.

And I'll come here and tell you straight

'cause I'm not one to fuck about,

So I'll tell you how it is.

If you don't like it, then that's up to you,

but that's all I've got to say to you.

I've not even fucking spoken to you and you're coming

-like having a go at me-- -Because of the way that

like, to the public eye,

you've embarrassed yourself and you've made a fool of

and that, to me, that's disrespectful.

You should have more respect for them to be doing shit

-Simple as that. -But don't you think

-You don't fucking know. -No, I don't need to know.

Screaming in my face.

Don't fucking look at me like that,

Oh, my God, don't fucking start on me, Jess,

'cause I swear to God I will not fucking stand for you

There's been enough to be seen on telly to know

and I know for a fact it ain't just me

-Jess is big enough-- -I don't give a fuck.

Don't come in here and cause shit.

-Fuck off. Fuck off. -I'm not causing shit,

-You're a fucking slag. -Who's a little slag?

going round every fucking man in this villa.

You will go near anything that has a dick and breathes.

You're making yourself look like a fucking dickhead.

Why is she coming here saying that? Look at her.

Look at her, she's a fucking dog.

Look at her, she's fucking ugly as fuck.

If your opinion of Jess was that,

you shouldn't have gone and said that to all the boys

Who's that-- I haven't said anything yet.

what's been going on, they asked me a question.

Yeah, but it's kind of like the way you--

It's kind of come across now, then one of them--

-One of them-- -She looks like

No, she's fucking coming in here saying

and stuff like why am I still in here,

Look at her, she's a fucking state.

-Who's a slag? -You.

-You fucking dirty bitch. -No one said slag.

I didn't say... I said you look like a fucking state.

I've been in here since day one, darling.

You've gone downstairs and you start kicking off.

If you had anything about you'd have come

This is why, listen, this is why

she's come up being, like, so, like, hostile

If people didn't have their opinions of her,

they wouldn't have gone up to her

and said what I've said anyway.

They'd have kept it to themselves.

So there's nothing more to it.

I've said what I've got to say to you,

you take it on board, that's not my problem

Well, with that attitude.

You've got a fucking state on yer mate.

I'll have a little chat with you.

I don't, like, want you to be on your own.

I don't give a shit.

Do you know what I mean, coming here trying to tell me

I've been in here from day one,

I've not been the easiest situation that I've jumped

but has that been my choice? No, that's been

I've said my bit. I just think

I'm just saying what I've seen,

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -She obviously doesn't

That's why she's kicking off,

but, everyone in the house has said the same thing that,

they don't like her and she's causing problems,

-So really and truly what does that say about her?

-Fuck off! [screaming] -Stop it!

It's like new...

It's like new, threatening...

Yeah, course it is, do you know why?

I ain't even fucking made a move on Luis, yet.

Do you know what I mean? But if I wanna, I will.

Until that I was like, she's my best mate.

No, babe, no, babe, we've got to be

because I swear to God, she's in it to fuck shit up.

I'm just pissed off, like.

She's coming in, told me that I look like an absolute

and telling me I'm a fucking slag

I don't fucking think so, like, what is this girl?

Who even is she? She's a fucking dog,

[exhales]

She needs to go, she's not in here

I don't know about needs to go, well, yeah.

No, 'cause that means I'll go if she goes,

-I ain't going. -No, it doesn't,

Who's saying that she won't be

Mmm.

Thank you. Say no more, do you know what I mean?

[Beth] I can see straight through people.

I'm not gonna give the girl the benefit of doubt

since she got in here is play people off

I'm not in here to make friends.

You think she's family, but really and truly

what she's saying about you proves very different.

We don't know what she's saying.

Well, there you go, that's why I've come here

-'Cause that's why. -If you choose to

if you don't, then more fool you.

You can see everything from the outside, so we can't see

-We can't see what happens. -We don't know anything.

-I believe you more than her anyway, so.

My first impressions of Bethany are not positive.

She went so aggressive and she was just

and my thing is, we aren't here to judge,

and she's seen things in the outside world

and she's using that to her advantage

and she's kind of playing God

Good first night.

Do you know what, I actually...

I think I've been welcomed in, but...

-[Jonathan] Quite well. -Quite well.

-[Omar] You have by the boys, anyway.

And I swear to God, Max will back me 100%.

Do you know what?

Max wasn't backing you up there, if I'm honest.

-What was he saying? -He wasn't backing you

to be fair, because-- Speak to him now.

Right, obviously, whatever's happened

what I'm saying is, is that bullshit or is that true?

[blows raspberry]

She has come across in a way that, yeah, might look wrong,

Thank you. Say no more.

But maybe you should have come in and dealt with it

Did she pie the twin or did the twin pie her?

She did... The twin did pie her.

Whey! Thank you.

To be fair, I don't really know what's she playing at,

I would never, ever come in like that.

[whispering] Come here. Come here.

[sobbing]

She's come in and she's just basically gone at you

without even saying it to you privately

She should have come up to you privately and been like,

"Look, this is what I think."

But Lauren stuck up for you like other people

"Look, that ain't right."

We're the people that know you in here,

There's a way of doing stuff, and she should have done it

You... And Lauren's really decent like that

and Daisy even stuck up for you properly in there.

The girls who know you in here ain't gonna

[Iain] Upset by Beth's behaviour,

Zoe has a word. Round two, fight!

I think you think you're fucking God.

You're one person's opinion.

-Oh, don't you start. -You're one person's opinion.

She's ready to leave now 'cause of you.

All right, cool, cool. Well, you go watch it

Yeah, I will. I will 'cause I'm her mate and you come

That was so unclassy of you.

[Beth] Unclassy, you wanna talk about class?

Go ask her about class. How about that one?

Get out my fucking face talking shit,

I don't have no time for people like you.

You're fake as fuck.

Do you know what it is the other day

when you were stood on the balcony here about to go?

You were fucking both planning these little

you didn't succeed.

-Mmm. -So more fool you.

Get out my face. I've got nothing more to say to you.

-Fine, come in like God. -Oh, I don't care,

-You're talking about one person's opinion.

No. So don't talk to me about it.

You'll last five minutes in this house, babes.

Fucking pelican-headed fuck.

Fuck me.

Jess is a friend in here.

I don't know what she said. Jess is a bit of a knobhead

and she doesn't mean it and she's a bit flirty.

But Bethany is here to cause drama

Jess, your mouth doesn't help you out in these

All right, cool.

Fucking hell, bruv. [laughs]

This is a mad house.

-What? -[whispers] You egg so much,

She's gonna talk shit all the time, man.

That's what I mean...

That's what I mean. Youse act like kids.

She wants to go to bed. We need to go to bed.

I'm leaving now, bye-bye, nice fucking knowing you.

-No, you're not, babe, go to bed.

Make sure someone goes downstairs,

they're both gonna be down there.

[screams]

What did I just tell you?

I'm going... Fucking hell.

I want to slip out.

[sobbing]

Jess was out of order what she said to her

She's come in and turned everyone against Jess

and I feel that you lot have just backed her up

No, no, no. It's not like that.

She's all over you like a little rash, Luis.

And I'd beware because she's like, "Oh, Luis."

Okay, cool.

-But I'm not-- -Doesn't mean anything.

No, no it doesn't mean anything but

I just feel like youse lot instantly have gone,

"Oh, well, I'm gonna back her side up because

[Joshua] You can't go calling a girl a slag

-She laid into her first.

-She didn't lay into her first, she said...

-It's a defence mechanism. -She said, "I know what

-It's exactly what she said. -I'm not backing any sides.

I'm not saying I'm backing Jess and I'm not saying

I just feel that it's out of order.

The boys seem to be,

"Oh, this is all quite funny, that she's come in here

But I think with girls,

I think it's not the right way to go about it.

Personally, I wouldn't have come in the way she did.

I'd have come in a bit more subtly.

My first impressions aren't great of Beth,

if I'm being honest.

[Iain] Jess is allowed to sleep in the hideaway

because there's a crazy fire-eater in the bedroom.

[sniffs]

[Iain] Coming up, Jordan's got

It's a small concern.

That we're not gelling.

[Chris] Morning, lazy Islanders!

Morning, lazy Islanders!

Shut up. No, no, no!

[Zoe screaming]

[laughs]

Morning.

[Iain] It's the morning after

And amazingly, the villa's still standing.

-Hello. -All right, Daisy?

-You all right? -Yeah, you?

Last night. Last night. [Beth] Fucking crazy.

Fucking done, innit, do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I know.

-No point going over it now. It's done.

And I was, like, backing up Jess 'cause, like,

I just felt like it was just ten times harder

so I felt like a bit sorry for Jess

Obviously, like, people's reaction,

or how they react to the situation,

everyone else's reaction I can't control that.

-Yeah. -But they must have...

They must believe what I'm saying to react like that,

Yeah. Maybe.

[Beth] I mean, don't get me wrong, right,

I was giving her it back, do you know what I mean?

-And obviously she just couldn't deal with it.

She's very fake, that's all. I don't have time for her.

-And I'll just keep my mouth shut now.

-I've said what I need to say. -Yeah.

Down to everyone else what they think,

but I don't wanna fall out with other people

because it's nothing to do with anyone else,

-Yeah. -If you wanna support her

but for me it's done now.

[Iain] I'm sure Jess is over it, too.

[Iain] Well, not completely over it, obviously.

I do not want this horrible vibe, you know,

the villa's turned against me again because

yet again I'm being bad-mouthed.

Like, if she's going to everyone bad-mouthing me,

like, you know, Hannah might be off with me

and they all might be off with me and that will just

I literally can't deal with that.

To be honest, after last night,

I just want to go home because,

like, obviously, someone's coming in here

that I'm making myself look like an idiot.

I've kissed one guy in here and that's it.

That's... I'm hardly going for all the guys,

do you know what I mean? It's out of my control.

She's talking about flirting, babe.

Yeah, but people don't get that.

Some people do, some people don't,

I'm not gonna change who I am.

At the end of the day, she's come in here to

That's her fucking game plan. Getting everyone in the villa

'cause I'm a big personality act and she's fucking--

She's, no, she's trying, that's what she's

[Iain] Worried that Jordan's attention is wandering,

Daisy talks to Naomi.

So, what is the goss with you and Jordsy?

So I'm not saying that I want to have sex

but I just want some kind of like affection,

-touching, stuff like that. -Yeah.

Some, like, make me feel like a woman, you know?

Maybe he's just like knackered.

That's not an excuse.

I think you two are really cute.

-Do you? -What would be your

-Josey. -Or Dordan.

-Dordan! -[both laugh]

I am keen on Jordan still, obviously, I'm just...

I just feel like there's something happening

Yeah, she has been like more forward than I've been,

I have stepped back a little bit just 'cause--

When she's had a drink--

She's a pain in the neck.

Yeah, and when she's had a drink,

Yeah, that's why I like keep walking away

-'Cause it was going so well, wasn't it?

I don't think me and Daisy are going as smoothly

Um... She's just sort of, uh, grating me a little bit.

Just her personality. [laughs]

Um... Just the way, I mean,

she's lured me in, obviously her attraction

and the instant spark and chemistry,

but that's before I really knew her.

And I think Zoe now knows

that some of the things she did before you didn't like,

-she's learnt from that. -Yeah.

And then now she'll come at you

I wonder if she sees me backing off a bit from Daisy.

I don't know.

What do you think like, do you think anything

I don't think she'd have me back.

-I think she would. -Yeah?

I think she would, but I don't think

-No. No. -Like, don't get me wrong,

you'd have to work hard for that.

-So? -Talk to me.

Where you from? What do you do?

-Where do you work? -What do I do?

Well, I used to be a professional

-Oh, wow. -Got released in September,

now just working for the family business.

Dad owns a stone yard, like a quarry.

Zoe seems really nice, like, she's a good-looking girl,

she's got a lot about her.

Yeah, it would be nice to get to know Zoe a bit better.

I don't know about the guy.

No, nor do I.

But I know that he does-- That Zoe does

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-And where you from? -I'm from Huddersfield,

which is like not far from Leeds.

What about yourself?

-Um, South London. -South London.

-South London. -South London.

Um, yeah, and I used to be model

Yeah, how is that? What?

-Does it pay, do you do that for a living, that's all?

Is the feeling mutual, then?

Oof, I don't know, mate. Don't know.

[laughs]

When I first saw Max, I didn't really have

any first impressions from that.

It's like I thought he was like smiley and nice and...

But he's obviously a good-looking bloke.

-Why? -Well, I was wondering.

After he mugged me off, he'd have to work

No.

I'd always feel like he would actually prefer

-Well, some people can make mistakes, can't they?

You do fancy him loads, though, don't you?

-Always fancied him loads. -[both laugh]

If Hulk was to state that he was interested

I would make him graft. [laughs]

I would not make it easy at all.

I would probably always feel a bit second best to Daisy.

[Iain] So, on Jordan's to-do list,

five tricep dips, check,

ruin Daisy's life, check.

-What's all this shit on the bed?

-Why's it me? -'Cause it wouldn't be me.

-Why? -Well, A, I don't have

Nor do I. I don't have any.

[Daisy groans]

It's only a small concern,

but, uh, we're not

gelling as much as I thought we would have,

Obviously, the first, we had a physical attraction,

brilliant chemistry on the first date

But I think as we're both

getting to know each other a bit better,

I was worried that we might be clashing

It's because I said that I don't like

-too much, you know-- -Yeah.

-Like full-on, basically. -Yeah.

But then I do want some sort of affection.

I just feel like you're giving me nothing,

so since that I just felt like you were standing back a bit.

So I thought I'll stand back a bit, too, like so--

No, that was just due to us clashing

I just don't understand what you mean by clashing.

I don't know, I think our personalities

and I'm not, like, feeling it as much as I initially did.

I just worry, like that's why I wanna spend more time

just, you know, I don't wanna jump ship,

or jump the gun or anything, I wanna give it time

But that's why I'm telling you now.

I could feel myself starting to cry and I was like

"Stop, stop, stop." Like, "Don't cry."

So I was kind of like blocking out

like taking it in properly.

I just don't know what you mean by clashing,

Think that we're clashing at all.

I think there's just like a distance between us.

-Mmm, well. -'Cause I sense that,

That's... That's my reason for distancing.

It just...

It just gets to me, you know. I don't know, it's just...

I don't know what's made it cold,

he's not given me anything back.

He's not really compromising with me.

It just makes me feel like shit, you know?

You said

that you still like want to try and give it a go

Okay.

So, I think you should've maybe just not said anything

and not said anything to anyone

and, like, tried to make an effort with me

and I feel like you're being distant.

That's why I haven't been like more, you know, full-on.

Not to be full-on, but I'm not giving you

I'm not even bothered about the full-on.

I'm not even bothered about the affection.

That's not what I'm on about. I'm on about

But I do appreciate the honesty, though,

but it just makes me feel more awkward now.

I know.

Okay. I'm getting ready.

Yep. [clears throat]

[Jordan] No, I haven't dumped Daisy at all.

Again, I just wanted to voice my concern

and see how it plays out, you know.

I couldn't just walk around and not tell her

I think she deserves to know it.

-[Hannah] All right, all? -[Jonathan] You all right, son?

Yeah, I feel better.

I didn't say I was going anywhere,

I just thought I'd voice my concern

and I'm not feeling it as much as I did.

I don't think it's working out between me and Jordan,

-Do you not? -No.

The last few days, he's been a bit odd,

-Yeah. -And I've tried it on him

and stuff like that, but he's just not really

And she was on about, uh,

"Just 'cause I'm not full-on with yer."

I said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, this isn't about being

this is a clash of personalities.

I'm not arsed about that right now.

So, I said, "Hopefully, I'll give it more time and..."

-You did the right thing. -Yeah, I did, I reckon.

-What the fuck do I do now? -Yeah.

Can't be on Love Island without a couple, can you?

What's the point of being here?

Don't worry, I'm in that position...

I'm in that position where no guy wants to get with me

Because I'm the fucking most hated person in the world.

-[laughing] -So we're both pretty fucked.

We'll just have to stick together now, babes, I think.

[Jonathan] So Hulk and Daisy have gone downhill now

and I'm pretty sure, well, I'm not 100% sure,

but I'm pretty sure it's gonna be maybe

Hulk and Daisy, he's told Daisy that...

What's he... What's he told her?

Just that he's not feeling the same way that he did.

-Shut up. -Yeah.

I've liked him since day one. I came in and I was like,

But the way he made me feel like and just was, like,

and now Max is here and Max is so nice.

Yeah, he is lovely, isn't he? Do you fancy Max?

Yay. I think he's cute.

Am I just being really like...

Am I just acting like I'm really desperate, a new man

He is really nice.

Max, got any idea who you're gonna pick?

For the date, the come across.

[Joshua] The date comes across.

I said to you as soon as you come in.

Yeah, I did though, I said straight away.

I said, "Who do you like?" You went, "Zoe."

She seems... She seems sound, yeah.

If I'd to say I've got my eye on anyone,

[Iain] It's hard, Max.

And over on the day bed, Jon's also finding it hard.

[Jonathan whispers] You can have sex here.

No one will see us if we do it really quietly.

[Hannah] Jon, no. [Jordan] My cigarettes

have now gone.

-[Hannah laughs] Whoa, stop. -[Jonathan] What was that?

-My cigarettes. -[laughing]

It's not down there, is it?

[all laughing] Definitely not.

Do you want a cigar?

[laughing] Yeah.

We're all sat round and like obviously,

Jon and Hannah do spend a lot of time in them beds

and, like, sometimes they are just like grinding

Like, she just like gets on top of him.

So like I think it took us a while to realize

Fucking hell, I don't want to look too much.

You can't feel them? You can't feel them

-That ain't cigarettes. -[laughing]

Dirty bastards.

I just need to make sure that I don't try and sleep

until the sheets have been changed.

So what made you come on here?

[chuckles] I'm glad... I'm glad that's come across.

I actually came on here because I don't really meet

And I was like I'm gonna, I want to find some nice,

-decent blokes and... -Yeah.

-Yeah... -[both laughing]

Well, thanks for saying I look nice. Very nice.

Oh, did you? I hear you like blonde, blue eyes.

-Tall? -To be fair, like...

-You're not my type, yeah. -Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

But you still haven't told me why you're coming in, like,

Yeah.

Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah.

[Iain] Warning, today's lunch may contain traces of pie.

-[cell phone beeps] -[all] Here we go!

And the news of today is...

We'll hand you over to Chris. Chris, can you hear me?

-Hurry up, Chris, because I need to shit.

[all laughing]

[reading] -Again.

-Again!

Fucking hell.

[all clamouring and laughing]

Me and Hannah are together, you all know that.

Well, me and Hannah have discussed it,

Do you wanna be official? Yeah?

-No? -[all] Oh! [laughing]

-Custard! -Too soon!

-[laughing] -[overlapping conversation]

[all laughing]

Now let me lick it off.

[laughing]

[Jonathan] Crack on, guys.

You can have anyone you want now.

[Joshua] Fishing.

-What do you wanna do? -Official?

-You wanna go offish? -Yeah.

-Yes or no? -[laughing]

Yes or no?

-Come here, girl...friend. -Hmm.

What do you wanna do?

Well, I obviously wanna be in a couple with you still.

-Mmm. -And I don't want you

-Good. -And I don't wanna go

Good.

-So, are we official? -So...

-What do you want? -Yeah, that's what

[Naomi laughs]

Okay, that was easy.

Now you've got to stand up and say,

"Everyone, I really regret cream-pieing Josh,

-I love the socks off him." -[laughs] Okay.

Bringing the L-word out.

I don't wanna get with anyone else

and I don't want him to get with anyone else.

-So, we're now official. -We are offish.

-You two official? -Yeah.

[all] Ooh!

[cheering and applause]

She's wiped the cream pie from underneath

[Iain] Coming up...

Oh, my God. He's finally pulled.

She's definitely gonna be naughty in the bedroom.

[Iain] It seems like Max is after Omar's crown

-Zoe, you smell unbelievable, by the way.

Yeah, you smell lovely.

Thank you, I've actually washed for a change.

Oh, is this the first time? Is that the first time

-First time. Thank you. Is it that?

-Yeah, it smells beautiful. -Thank you.

♪ Daisy's double chin is fucking hanging out ♪

[whooping]

Hulk, Hulk, Hulk. Can we get some drinks, Hulk?

[indistinct singing continues]

[Daisy] I'm just... No, I'm...

I just wanted to say that regardless of whatever's

if you ever need to talk about that,

Do you know what my main concern is?

-No. -I jumped ship too early.

-Massively. -You did.

-I know. I did. -I would have never,

Remember, I didn't have a choice, though,

No, it's a... She got to pick that,

but, like, I was, I was so quiet and shy.

I've said that... I've said that too many times.

But, you know, I'm so quiet and shy

-I know. -And you too, personality-wise,

[Jordan] No, I would disagree

Mine and her personality is not getting on at all.

I pulled her aside today and said we're not gelling

That's why I've been a bit mopey all day.

I know, I've been saying all day like there's

It's like, you know what, put that aside,

just sort everything out for you two,

get it to the place where you're good and--

That's why I said I'd give it time but this is...

This is just making it worse.

[Zoe] You don't like lairy girls.

You've obviously had some sort of issue

-Oh, yeah, definitely. -Yeah, that's where

I think you two are more matched personality-wise.

-No. No, listen to me, Zo. -You don't think so?

We're not.

I've spent a day and a half with you

and I know we get on better and gel more.

You're more my type of girl personality-wise

[singing indistinctly]

You can't say these things now because it's done

and you know from that-- My hair's gone weird.

You know that it's happened and this house like it is--

-Yeah. -And you can't get nothing...

But for me there isn't...

There's no hard feelings and it is what it is

and you've done what you've done.

[indistinct singing continues]

I don't know if Zoe has just paved the way

back a little bit for me,

but I think I deserve another chance to find out.

What about you and Jordan?

Yeah, it's really weird, like, our conversation,

our bond is not as tight as it was before.

Certainly looks a bit intense. What's going down?

-You wanna cover up your hat, son.

Come here, come here.

What are you talking about, anyway?

I was just talking about Jordan.

Ah, not much longer left for you two, really,

-Woof!

Why would you say that? That's mean.

I'm just telling you, I don't know what's

I'm saying nice things about him,

She's being nothing but nice. Nothing but nice.

I'm not gonna stand here and delude you, am I?

I think after the conversation this morning,

-No, it's not. -[Jonathan] All right.

I don't think it is.

-Yeah, I know but if... -What does it look like?

If it is, it is, do you know what I mean? Can't do

So you think that me and Jordan are like

I don't know. I just... Yeah.

I think you should definitely have your options open,

[Iain] The Islanders are playing

Dare.

Streak around the pool.

Yes! Go on.

[all shouting]

Yes! Go on, son, go on, Maxy boy!

This is fucking ridiculous.

Zoe, Zoe wants to have a look and see

[shouting continues]

[cheering]

[Iain] Hello, that pool must be freezing.

Come on, let's see your cock.

[all laughing]

Truth. Truth for Lu.

Lu, is it true that just before Christmas,

you two were supposed to hook up and you pied her

[Beth] Oh, shut the fuck up!

[all shouting]

How you answer this will tell me a lot about you.

So answer it very wisely. That's all I'm gonna say.

Answer it with the truth.

That night I was steaming, didn't even know

We text. I saw another girl...

But we didn't meet. We didn't arrange to meet.

We didn't actually meet, I was steaming,

-So is it a yes or a no? -It's a no, innit?

-Whey! Thank you. -[Luis] It was a no.

-Thank you. -I was steaming,

I hooked up with another girl, that was that. Boom.

Thank you.

[Max] Great answer.

Oh, fuck's sake. Kiss the person

-[all clamouring] -Omar!

-Is it me? -Shit.

-Come here, babes. -Is it me? Yeah, it is.

[screaming and laughing]

To be honest, I think she's the least attractive girl

so we were on par.

Go on, Hulk! Truth.

Who do you prefer, Zoe or Daisy?

-[all] Ooh! -Oh, God.

It's obvious, innit, I'm like...

-[Jonathan] Shut up, girl, shut up.

[indistinct chatter]

Give me a dare, please.

I wasn't really happy with Jordan's answer.

I didn't expect him to say me, it's not that,

but I think it, it just put me in like a really

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[all laughing]

What's he doing?

Get your kit off, Omar.

[Jonathan] I'm gonna get over here and watch this

[indistinct shouting]

The boys stripped me off, spanked my bum, red raw.

I jumped in the pool naked.

It was actually quite liberating.

To be honest, I'm probably gonna go in the pool naked

All fun and games.

Exchange clothing with someone of the opposite sex.

[Beth] Who you gonna fit into?

-I'll fit into yours. -Oh, brilliant.

[Luis] Yeah?

You've got to get the knickers

[all laughing]

[cheering]

Truth or Dare was quite funny. Some of my dares

[all laughing]

It's all a bit of banter, really though, innit?

[all shouting]

-Dare. -Kiss the shortest man

[all cheering]

[screaming]

I finally got to kiss Jess, um,

yeah, it was pretty good, to be honest.

[all chanting] Omar! Omar!

Cheers, babe.

You can tell a lot from someone by giving them

and I can tell you she's definitely gonna be

I just need an opportunity.

Oh, my days.

Give someone a sexy dance.

-[woman screams] -Come here, baby.

[Luis] Come on, then.

Go on, Lu!

[indistinct chatter]

♪ Cut it away Freak it, baby ♪

♪ Do you sense that ♪

♪ Let me, baby ♪

[screaming and laughing]

♪ That you really let me do all the things

[Jonathan] The dares were brilliant.

The truths were good because especially the couplings

and people were quite honest.

-Truth. -What are you?

If Josh wasn't here, who would you couple up with?

[all] Oh, ho! Ooh!

Oh, shit. Um...

Being completely honest, if I just came in here,

[whooping]

[Iain reading]

It's time to like sort of

do the right thing and maybe just call it a day.

[Jonathan] She just started running

and then Hannah's walked out so it looks dodgy as fuck.

I'm not having any second thoughts.

[Hannah] Stop making a tit out of me.

I've tried telling you so many times,

I'm falling in love with you in this villa

I wanna go home.

Can you get me out of here, please? I'm going home.