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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,640 Welcome to Love Island. 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,520 [Iain] They came looking for romance. 3 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,280 But now, hearts are being broken. 4 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,440 If you pick Jord for your couple, 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,960 For you to take him away from me, 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,680 My decision is Jordan. 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,000 I want to smack her on the face. 8 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,240 -Josh. -Absolute slag. 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,600 [screams] 10 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,720 [Iain] Because with £50,000 at stake, 11 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,280 nobody's ready to quit. 12 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,320 I don't think anyone is safe in this game. 13 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,640 The girls do have to put some graft in. 14 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,280 And they've got less than 24 hours. 15 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,560 We need to be clever tonight. We need to vote 16 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,240 -Done. -I don't wanna leave. 17 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,360 Never. 18 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,720 [Iain] Over the next hour... 19 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,200 We have the power to pick anyone we want. 20 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,480 [Iain] I'll be taking you through a week no one 21 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,560 Please welcome your new arrival. 22 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,840 [Iain] Here on Love Island. 23 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,200 I have got to pick the first person. 24 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,920 [theme music playing] 25 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:13,240 It's going to be a long, hot summer. 26 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,040 [Iain] Welcome to Love Island. 27 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,400 If you haven't seen the show yet, 28 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,720 You've come to the perfect place 29 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,080 with everything you need to know 30 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,320 about the world's hottest hangout. 31 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,120 Here's how the couples stood in week two. 32 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,440 In the friendzone, Omar and Rachel, 33 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,920 Chris and Lauren, and Luis and Danielle. 34 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:44,040 But things were heating up for Jon and Hannah, 35 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,760 Jordan and Zoe, and Josh and Jess. 36 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,040 Got it? Good. 37 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,920 On Thursday's live show, two actual mermaids, 38 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,840 Naomi and Daisy, appeared in 39 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,400 [all cheering] 40 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,680 [man] Hello, girls. 41 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,840 Oh, my goodness. 42 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,240 Are they fit? 43 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,400 Move out, move out, move out. 44 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,160 Oh, my God. 45 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,000 [Iain] While the boys kept them entertained, 46 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,320 the girls were kept away from sharp objects. 47 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,440 I am not happy about this. 48 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,640 Are you two twins or sisters or something? 49 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,800 [Jordan] Very attractive girls, obviously. 50 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,720 All the boys are a bit way and all. 51 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,600 Oh, if she cracks onto Jordan, I'll... Mmm. 52 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,840 Having two new girls in the Villa, 53 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,320 it always affects the dynamics. 54 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,160 Because the boys think, "Oh, we're the boys," 55 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,600 taking a shine to them, and they're gonna, kind of, 56 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:35,160 Yeah, this is where... 57 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,040 ...will take you away from your girls... 58 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,760 On face value, looking at it your way, 59 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,920 -would you swap? Would you swap? 60 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,400 -Oh, I think these will fit in very well, girls. 61 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,160 [Iain] I'm not sure she meant that. 62 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:51,080 Upstairs, Zoe made sure her man 63 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,840 -[Jordan] Oh, get out of here. 64 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,200 [Jordan] Oh, that's cool. 65 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,480 What do you mean? 66 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,320 That's fine. Aren't you girls 67 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,120 Give me a kiss. I like it. 68 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,960 I can give you a kiss. I can give you 69 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,080 Here, give me a kiss. 70 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:26,320 [Iain] That's it, Zoe, give him a big sloppy kiss 71 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,440 Bit less tongue, though. 72 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,600 Downstairs, Jon and Josh made a beeline to Naomi 73 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:35,920 to give her a stern talking to. 74 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,040 -You're trouble, mate. You're trouble. 75 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,280 You are trouble. 76 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,120 I can tell by looking at you, you're trouble. 77 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,640 You've already got me in a shit load 78 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,400 The blue eyes are going to get me in trouble. 79 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,880 Can you not look at my... 80 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,000 -Looking at what? -It's all right. 81 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,200 [Naomi] I think everyone's fair game. 82 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,520 We are all single. I don't... 83 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,360 This whole loyalty thing, I don't understand. 84 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,560 Because, you know, we're all here to have fun. 85 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,320 Yeah, just have a good time. 86 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,560 [whispers] 87 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,280 This is bad. 88 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,520 This is bad. 89 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,080 Yeah, she's a nice girl, yeah. 90 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,280 Fit. Fit. 91 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,800 I fancy them both. 92 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,400 [Iain] And ladies, if a boy does want 93 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,640 you need to look out for the very subtle signs. 94 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,440 I just want to go to bed. 95 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,640 Go to bed then. 96 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,080 I'm not. 97 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,800 [Iain] Very subtle signs. 98 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,960 From the moment their eyes met, 99 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,200 John and Hannah had that special kind of 100 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,520 where you can pretend to have sex 101 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,760 I feel like I have just met the bird 102 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:15,400 I love everything about you. The scars. 103 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,880 I love your accent. It's fit. 104 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,960 Hmm, and I... 105 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,200 I feel like you are my girlfriend, 106 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,160 I'm saying this after a week. 107 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,360 [laughs] 108 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,640 It has been a long week, babe. 109 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,880 It has been a long week, but it has been a sick week. 110 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,120 The reason that we're such a good couple 111 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,680 and, like, we're suited is because we have 112 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,440 Every time I wake up and look at you, 113 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,720 [chuckles] 114 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,720 I like waking up to that. 115 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:45,960 Hmm. 116 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,080 So who are you two paired with now? 117 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,880 I'm with Luis. 118 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,280 I'm with Chris. 119 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,520 Okay. 120 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:57,160 What's... How's that going for the both of you? 121 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,640 Yeah, mine's good. 122 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,960 -Yeah, me and Chris are-- -I swapped from 123 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,120 'cause I like, just kind of make... 124 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,080 Me and Luis have more like a connection. 125 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,840 Yeah. 126 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,800 [Naomi] It is going to be hard for me 127 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,920 But Josh is completely my type. 128 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,280 Like, to a T. 129 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,480 I am picking out of three at the moment. 130 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,040 Which three are they? 131 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,880 Um, Chris. Yeah. 132 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,520 Um, Luis. 133 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,000 And Josh. 134 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,280 Can you imagine Jess? 135 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,400 She... 136 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,960 I wouldn't through fear. 137 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,360 [laughing] 138 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,480 Through pure fear. 139 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,560 I would be, like, cut up in my suitcase. 140 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:42,040 -Girls get jealous and thoughts. 141 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,000 They can say what they want but girls get jealous. 142 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,520 -I was so jealous... -I know what you're feeling. 143 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,080 Like it's just that on the outside, 144 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,720 you wouldn't share that natural feeling. 145 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,960 But, you know, it's hard not to be. 146 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,680 We're all jealous, kind of. 147 00:06:55,720 --> 00:07:00,480 I don't ever feel threatened. But I think just being 148 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,800 I don't know why it's winding me up? 149 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,680 -Danielle mugged off Chris, didn't she? 150 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,560 So I'm thinking, if Danielle mugged off Chris, 151 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,800 she might mug off me if a new guy comes in. 152 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,720 Say, if some posh geezer from Chelsea... 153 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,560 Hold up, hold up, hold up. [farts] Oh, good. 154 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,480 -Say some posh geezer comes from Chelsea... 155 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,040 Oh. Oh, Jesus. 156 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,320 -Listen now. Better out than in. 157 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,600 Say some posh geezer from Chelsea comes here... 158 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,440 Danielle may mug me off. 159 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,720 I look at Naomi, and I think, yeah, I could be in a couple 160 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,960 Me and Danielle are close but it's... 161 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,200 I'm all confused. It's all, like, in the air 162 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,440 to think about it. 163 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,120 For you, it's going to be... It's gonna be a lot 164 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,920 than it will be for you. 165 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,000 'Cause Danielle isn't the one that's gonna go 166 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,040 She's gonna be like, "Okay, whatever," and then she's 167 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:54,360 Jess is going to go, [mimics gun cocking] 168 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,920 Yeah, I think Naomi is like, cute and innocent. 169 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:02,720 But she is a bit sexy as well. Her eyes stand out. 170 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,080 It's just her eyes. Her eyes are just like, phew. 171 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,360 Mmm. 172 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,520 Choose your next move very, very carefully. 173 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,280 Because she's about to go fucking off. 174 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,760 [Iain] Yet again, the island's oracle, Jon, 175 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,480 turned out to be right on the money. 176 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,160 [cell phone beeps] 177 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,840 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 178 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:25,360 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 179 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,200 Read it out, hon. 180 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,800 "Islanders, your time in the current couples 181 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,800 Welcome to the single life." 182 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,400 [Iain] And Naomi and Daisy had first pick who they 183 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,320 Naomi was delighted? 184 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,600 God help me. 185 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:46,440 I think immediately all the girls 186 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,160 I could see Jess's face immediately changed. 187 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,280 Who are you going to pick, girls? 188 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,480 I don't know. Let me think about it. 189 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:53,680 -Oh, you want to think about it? 190 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,200 -Haven't you thought about it? 191 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,200 I could tell the girls are really quite, 192 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:01,400 'cause they knew that, you know, we're gonna be 193 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,480 It kind of put me and Naomi in the spotlight but not like 194 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,720 So they can basically pick whoever they want. 195 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,520 You girls have got the opportunity to pick 196 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,160 -regardless of the couples. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 197 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,000 Just be careful who you pick because you don't want 198 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,840 If you pick Jord for your couple before I've actually 199 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,440 we've got a problem. 200 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,880 If you are picking for a couple... 201 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,240 You might as well have got on this, girl. 202 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:27,080 I am just so stressed today 203 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,960 Naomi, I know she likes Josh. 204 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,680 I know she likes him. I can see the way 205 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:37,080 For you to take him away from me, 206 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,880 It's gonna ruin my time in here. 207 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,440 Just keep that in your head. 208 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,920 I know it's totally up to you but I will be 209 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,920 -No, I know. -I know you don't 210 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,640 I have no control over it but bear in mind 211 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,240 Do you think you will go for him? 212 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,920 I actually don't know and that is the honest truth. 213 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,000 So you would do that to me. 214 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,800 And just... You would choose him. 215 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:04,280 Well, I have not made that decision, but... 216 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,960 For me to be in here... I just don't... 217 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:12,760 No. Don't get sad. Don't get sad. 218 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:22,520 [Iain] At last, the moment arrived for Daisy and Naomi 219 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:25,280 throw them on the ground, and stamp all over them. 220 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,840 It's the most romantic part of the show. 221 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,840 Okay, so it has been a really hard decision. 222 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:36,400 But the reason for the guy that I have chosen is 223 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:42,120 because he is the one I feel 224 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:47,760 And obviously that I am attracted to. 225 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,760 Oh, my God. 226 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,040 Jordan. 227 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,920 [Iain] This is really awkward. 228 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,760 -I apologise for snogging your man later. 229 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,800 [Iain] Okay. Maybe not that. 230 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,360 I want to smack her in the face. 231 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,560 She is playing a game and it is so obvious. I knew that 232 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,440 Today has been a really hard decision, 233 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,360 not one I have taken lightly at all. 234 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:26,120 I have to go with my gut instinct and the person 235 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,680 when I came in the house 236 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,520 and they're the person that I feel I could get 237 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:35,360 along with best and have a laugh with, so the person 238 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,960 Josh. 239 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,400 -Thank you. Thank you. -Shock. 240 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,400 Oh, bless, how cute. 241 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,760 Hilarious, mate. Hilarious. 242 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:58,120 Talk about girl codes. Forgot about the girl code 243 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,680 Yeah, definitely. 244 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,600 Don't smile about it. Seriously. 245 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:10,960 -You are literally smiling. -Keep your hands 246 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,440 You can't keep your fucking hands to yourself, clearly. 247 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,280 -[Iain] Coming up... -[Zoe speaking] 248 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,640 -Yeah. -[Iain] Zoe's on the edge. 249 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,640 I've been mugged off again, and I just 250 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,760 [Iain] The story so far. 251 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:37,800 Daisy had stolen Jordan from Zoe, and Naomi 252 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,360 Fuck this. Can't be arsed to sit here. 253 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,760 [Iain] Jess couldn't bear it, and Josh couldn't wipe 254 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,600 Don't feel like... It's all right. 255 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,920 [wailing] I can't believe he wasn't 256 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,680 Fuck it. [grunts] 257 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,280 [crying] 258 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,840 Why did he do that? I'm making a tit of myself. 259 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,920 Both of me girls feeling bad as we feel like 260 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:12,400 There's nothing worse, when you like someone, 261 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,720 Arsehole. 262 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,840 [sighs] 263 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,200 I'm in the shittiest situation possible 264 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,840 Couldn't probably get any worse. 265 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,120 [Iain] Note to Jess. Never say that 266 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:29,240 What you have to remember is I have been on the outside 267 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,120 I saw her date with the Italian. 268 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,720 [all exclaiming] 269 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,080 Let's all go, what? 270 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,400 So, what... Did she reject him 271 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,600 He pied her. 272 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,200 He told me. I believed him. I did believe him. 273 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,840 He said to me, "Jon, wait till you see 274 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,200 She said that she kept looking at his crotch. 275 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,360 She said she was horny. 276 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,680 And she said that she was tempted to stay. 277 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,400 I think when she watches it back, 278 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,600 I think she will have moments where she will 279 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:06,600 What I have seen is what the British 280 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,520 Jess has lied to us all. 281 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:13,000 We have been horrible to the twins maybe 282 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,760 To be honest, I don't know what to believe. 283 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,560 That girl Naomi has basically said one 284 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:23,440 not feel bad about being judged is because the date 285 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,000 has gone all over the telly. 286 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,920 And you were saying all sorts to him. 287 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,680 Are you joking? 288 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:36,080 I swear to God, she is about 12, 289 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,200 How dare she talk to me like that? 290 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,800 Like, making up bullshit. 291 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,600 Does anyone else wanna come at me 292 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,840 The lads are just laughing like it is funny. 293 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,600 Josh is laughing, Jon is laughing, 294 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,840 -everyone's laughing like it is funny. 295 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:56,360 She said that, Jess. She said that, Jessie. 296 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,840 Because if that is true, you have no real right 297 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,000 about what happened. 298 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,160 Of course she's gonna make it up and say 299 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,760 that was what happened so she gets with Josh. 300 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,240 If she was to come in and say that, and we 301 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,960 we're gonna think she's even more of a dickhead 302 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,640 I'm not a dickhead. I'm not that twit. 303 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,280 If that was me, and someone chatted major shit about me, 304 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,480 I would not be in here right now. 305 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:23,640 I would be saying, I don't get it. 306 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,880 That's not true, right? 307 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,280 Shut up. Just shut up. 308 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,360 [screams] 309 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,280 It's all right, guys, I'll speak to everyone tomorrow. 310 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:39,240 It is all right. At least you said the truth. 311 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:48,280 Are you all right? Why are you going in there? 312 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,960 Don't come here yet and mug me off. 313 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,240 And you're telling me that you saw me on TV. 314 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,360 What is this little crowd? 315 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,920 Just afraid you're gonna fight each other. 316 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,400 I am not going to fight, I am not a violent person. 317 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,600 Why are you telling me that you saw me on TV flirting 318 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,080 and that I wanted to stay? That I was horny and stuff? 319 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,240 -Are you mental? -What I have seen is 320 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,280 If I came in this house and I saw you with a guy 321 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,000 I would never even think about taking him 322 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,640 If she's saying that... 323 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,720 She's gonna say she don't give a fuck 324 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,640 I'd say the same. 325 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,400 -Look at you all just stood around me like I'm a video. 326 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,320 In that room, the twins are saying this, 327 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,200 And the twins said the exact same thing. 328 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,480 Don't just stand there and slag me off. 329 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,360 I have done nothing wrong. I have done nothing wrong. 330 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,200 I might have had flirty banter 331 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,040 So now we got to flirty banter level 332 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,840 For fuck's sake! Just fuck off. 333 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,880 I'm just trying to help you and say, 334 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,360 So every trick that she's just done. 335 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,200 One minute, saying one thing and then slowly, slowly 336 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,960 She's lying. The girl is lying. 337 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,680 [Iain] Finally, the Villa's calmed down. 338 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,800 Let's pray nothing happens to wind Jess 339 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,840 and Zoe up again, like, I dunno, Josh 340 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,600 and Jordan taking the new girls out 341 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,560 -Good luck, Josh. Good luck, bro. 342 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,160 Did you not know? 343 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,760 Oh, for fuck's sake. I didn't tell anyone. 344 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,360 [Iain] Oh, dear. 345 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,440 I've had two and a half years of shit. 346 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,080 I'd find someone really nice. 347 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:28,040 I have been mugged off again and I just can't 348 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,640 [Iain] Luckily, the atmosphere was much nicer 349 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:38,040 which appears to be taking place in a beautiful 350 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:43,280 -I'll tuck you in. I'll have a good go at tucking you in. 351 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,400 [Iain] Meanwhile, Jordan had taken Daisy 352 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,520 to eat some potatoes at the local swimming pool. 353 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,480 -You are so sweet. -Would you like a seat? 354 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,920 I do. Thank you very much. 355 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,960 -No one else is going to sit there but you. 356 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,040 [cork pops] 357 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,600 You nearly got me. 358 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,480 -Do not spray the date with champagne. 359 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,680 -Cheers. -Cheers. 360 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,720 -This lovely date. -It is a beautiful date. 361 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,240 Mmm. 362 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,320 I would be a bit concerned because I am not 363 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:21,120 And say someone did come in who was like a rocker, 364 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,600 What's to say you wouldn't swap? 365 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,800 But, like, the same thing I could say to you. 366 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:29,600 -Someone else could come in and you could fob me off. 367 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,440 Very true. 368 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:36,240 I think hanging out with you is a lot better 369 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,440 She's, like, more... Oh, like... 370 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:44,800 You are classier. Like, a classier girl. 371 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,840 And you are so better looking. 372 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,920 Have we had a good time this evening? 373 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,120 This has been good, actually getting to know you 374 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,840 I've had such a laugh. 375 00:18:55,880 --> 00:19:00,160 You are very attractive to look at. I can't follow 376 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,640 Do you want to do this again? 377 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,440 Of course, it has been really fun. 378 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,640 I feel like our hands are slowly getting together. 379 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,200 You just wanna take my hand, don't you? 380 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,280 -I would like to touch your hand. 381 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,040 [Iain] Lovebirds, Josh and Naomi, 382 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:22,480 keeping an eye out for a big cat called Jess. 383 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,960 It is quite infectious being around him because 384 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,160 I might hold your hand. 385 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:54,080 The date was better than I expected, 386 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:58,520 in a stickier situation than I thought I might be in. 387 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,520 [Iain] He needs some advice from Jonathan. 388 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,080 Oh, he's asleep. 389 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:10,520 -I'm back. Hiya, Jon boy. -Getting stuck in. 390 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,600 Stop it! 391 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:22,200 Bloody hell. I am between a rock and a hard place 392 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,760 I like Zoe. 393 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,680 [Iain] After Saturday night's dramas, 394 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,720 dressed like a superhero, while Josh spent the evening 395 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,720 and Jordan bunked up with Daisy. 396 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,840 Which left him with some explaining to do. 397 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,280 You did not even tell me. 398 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,160 Whatever you decide and say, you're going on a date. 399 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,080 If I find someone with more chemistry, 400 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,720 it is my right to find out. 401 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,480 Touch shit, innit. 402 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,480 [exhales] 403 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,720 I've just looked like such 404 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,840 He has made me feel like a piece of shit. 405 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,480 It's just like, well, yeah. 406 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,600 She's such a fucking... 407 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:29,560 -The twins! -Do you know what I mean? 408 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,760 We both should've picked them. 409 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,640 We have both been completely mugged off. 410 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,360 But at least, we've been true to ourselves. 411 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,080 We both knew from the moment they came in that there 412 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:42,400 We both got paranoid. We both knew. 413 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,680 I don't understand people who have chips 414 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,320 We used to go and have Chinese, and now look at it. 415 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,840 -I like chips sometimes. -So let's have some chips 416 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,320 -[cell phone beeps] -Pour some curry in that. 417 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,280 Oh, shit. 418 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,240 -What.... -What now? 419 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,440 Shut up, shut up. What is it? 420 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:22,120 There are two couples now and that leaves six girls 421 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,000 So the four boys have got to pick one girl each. 422 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,880 Unfortunately, we can't pick two. 423 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:33,000 Us boys now... We have the power to pick anyone 424 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,360 [Iain] As it stood, Jordan and Daisy 425 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:39,400 and Naomi and Josh were the only 426 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:44,720 Everyone else was single, except Jon and Hannah 427 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:49,040 That left three boys to pick between five girls. 428 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:54,040 Rachel, Danielle, Lauren, Zoe and Jess. 429 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,040 And the ladykiller Omar liked them odds. 430 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,080 It is a big learning curve, isn't it? 431 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,920 Yeah, I just don't know what I'm gonna do. 432 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,280 -You said you fancied Jess right from the start. 433 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,360 You've got to pick the right side. 434 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,080 The girls have to put some graft in. 435 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,120 And they've got less than 24 hours. 436 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:18,880 We have got to think of what we do now, 437 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,080 We've got 24 hours. Not even that any more. 438 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,600 We need to get our thinking caps on. 439 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,520 Because we really don't wanna leave. Plan. 440 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,080 -Let's go. -We got this! 441 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,160 -[Iain] Still to come... -Please welcome 442 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,840 [Iain] There's a new boy in town. 443 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,200 [Iain] Monday was coupling-up day 444 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:51,440 The boys were in control, and any girl left single 445 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,960 Daisy and Jordan, and Naomi and Josh, 446 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:58,000 were in couples, so the new girls were safe 447 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,600 Naomi might be safe from the dump, 448 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,800 but she wasn't safe from Josh's wandering hands. 449 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,080 Naughty boy. 450 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,520 -Are you ticklish? -Yeah. 451 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,680 I'm really ticklish. 452 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,800 Well, I feel you overpowered me then, as well. Love that. 453 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,760 Is this your bra here, by the way? 454 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,920 [Iain] Never good when you've got to ask. 455 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,840 He is so fit. His eyes though, 456 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,440 I feel like... I don't know. 457 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,960 -He is being really sweet. -Yeah. 458 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,920 Just feel like a bit awkward about kissing him. 459 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,520 Have you not done it yet? No? 460 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,520 -I want to wait a bit. -Yeah. 461 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,920 -We just came here. -Yeah, yeah, I know. 462 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,720 What about you and Luis though? 463 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,800 Yes, I mean... It has been moving 464 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,040 Last night, you seemed, like, closer. 465 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:58,120 We often are close like that. But that's kind of 466 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,520 I think if he picks me today, that will be 467 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,680 [Iain] And it wasn't long before 468 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,600 of the single girls learned their fate. 469 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,240 [Iain] But there was one more twist. 470 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:31,400 -What? -[man] Where are you? 471 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,800 Hey! Hello, there. 472 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,040 Prince William? 473 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,000 I am Chris Baxter, the brand. 474 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,600 I'm on my way to the Villa now. 475 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,680 I'm not like the other guys. 476 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,320 I am originally from Chelsea but now I live 477 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,720 My family are very successful, and that 478 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,600 I have over 50,000 followers 479 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,800 A typical night out is the best place, 480 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,880 with the best girls. 481 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,800 Boys, watch out, because Chris Baxter 482 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,880 [Iain] New arrival Chris got first pick. 483 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,320 It's gonna be Danielle. 484 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,400 [men] Ooh. Thank you. 485 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,440 -[Chris] Take a seat. -Have you met Luis? 486 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,560 How you doin', buddy? 487 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,520 He picked Danielle, and it was like 488 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,120 Wow. 489 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,280 [Iain] Jon picked Hannah, obviously. 490 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,040 Chris picked Zoe. And Omar picked Jess. 491 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,760 Which left two girls, but only one place 492 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,560 And it was all down to Luis. 493 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:47,000 Being the last two, it is kind of like one of us 494 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:54,680 I think I have done all I can. I hope 495 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,880 I want to couple up with this girl 496 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,400 because I think we can go 497 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,480 I think the world of her, and I love her to bits. 498 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,880 I feel like she is my best friend 499 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,720 And I really want her to stay. 500 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,760 Lauren. 501 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,720 [man] Well done. 502 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,440 [Iain] Which meant Rachel was out. 503 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,600 I am going home to my little boy, who 504 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,720 and I miss him, and it was my time to go, 505 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,240 I really felt I was going, so I prepared myself 506 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,760 I came out here to possibly find someone 507 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,480 and see how it went but it did not happen. 508 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,120 [Iain] Rachel headed home, and it was time 509 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,800 Posh people talking. 510 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,640 You are very well-spoken. You are a pleasant girl. 511 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,200 -To me, that is the most attractive thing. 512 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,960 You look after yourself and you speak well. 513 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,560 So, for me, like, that was a big plus. 514 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,240 [Danielle] First impressions 515 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,680 He is slightly younger than someone I would 516 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,560 But that is not a reason to rule him out, innit? 517 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,480 And so far, we've gone really well. 518 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,640 Sometimes I talk to people, and they cannot keep 519 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,840 I would not want to use that terminology, 520 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,880 They are both quite sophisticated, 521 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,840 Um, it was an obvious match. 522 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,640 [Iain] Another obvious match was 523 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,040 That is why I said to you I fancy you so much. 524 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,160 I want your spit now, glad you did. 525 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,080 [Iain] So Posh Chris stole Danielle. 526 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,240 Now, I'm no psychologist, but I don't think 527 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,680 -He is so arrogant. -Each to their own. 528 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,040 Quit presumption. 529 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,320 We will see, won't we? 530 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,760 -I am telling you now I won't get on with him. 531 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,840 Fucking shit. 532 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,200 [Iain] On his first night with Jess, 533 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,920 "Banter Claus" Omar unleashed his 534 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,800 You are potentially one of the fittest girls 535 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,640 Oh, babe! 536 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,240 You are so lush. 537 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,800 After these last couple of days, saying that 538 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,920 so much better. 539 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,560 I've just had a bit of a knock down. 540 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,200 Being replaced by another girl isn't 541 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,920 For you to say that is really sweet. 542 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,960 -I feel much better about myself. 543 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,280 -So you're a little darling for that. 544 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,840 [Iain] Meanwhile, down in the Hideaway, 545 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,880 I want to be... This is so embarrassing, 546 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,080 I feel like a child again. 547 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:58,840 -I want to be like together. Officially together. 548 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:05,000 Then be all mine then. I want you 549 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,200 She means the world to me already. I'm only going to 550 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,520 And I don't want anyone going near her. 551 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,160 I want her to be mine. 552 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,880 Let's be official. I want you 553 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,320 Do you want to be my boyfriend? 554 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,200 -Yeah. Yeah. -So it's official now. 555 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,320 I am excited for our future. 556 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,200 I am made up to be his girlfriend. 557 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,120 We are now officially together now, 558 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,200 [all cheering] 559 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,120 [Jonathan] Hannah's an amazing girl. 560 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,280 She is everything I look for in a woman 561 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,640 He asked me to be his girlfriend. 562 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,400 I cannot believe I've come here. 563 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,480 I found a massive, big glamorous pot 564 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,520 -You're a sexy bitch. -[chuckles] 565 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,280 [Jonathan] Good night, islanders. 566 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,320 [all] Night. [Jonathan] Love you all. 567 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,920 [Chris] Love you. 568 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,480 All I can hear is... [mimics kissing] 569 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,280 [chuckling] 570 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,680 [Jess speaking] 571 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,680 [Iain] Get a room you two! Oh, they did. 572 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,760 [both kissing and moaning] 573 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,400 [Iain] He's brought out the Jonathan. 574 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,920 [Jon and Hannah breathing heavily] 575 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,000 [Iain] Still to come... 576 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,360 Naomi's in hot water. 577 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,760 Did you say, "If another boy comes in here that's 578 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,440 I would go to him instead of Josh. 579 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,720 She's gonna kick off at me, now. 580 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,320 [Iain] As morning arrived, posh Chris was settling in 581 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,080 while down in the Hideaway, Jon and Hannah 582 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,520 on a night of ups and downs. 583 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:56,440 Last night, one thing led to another, and we 584 00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,640 I have got feelings for him. 585 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,200 It's not just like some lads I have met, you know 586 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,120 I am in a relationship with him now. 587 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,720 Hope to be in a relationship when we leave here as well. 588 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,240 [both cheering] 589 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,520 The question that everyone wants to know, 590 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,280 Maybe a bit? 591 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:21,600 Look at the size of the smile on his face. You did. 592 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:26,080 [Jonathan] Fucking amazing. One of the best nights 593 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,560 [Iain] One of the boys was suddenly getting 594 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,160 Sadly, it wasn't Omar. 595 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,480 He is a bang on lad. Good looking, 596 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,120 You got Zoe, Lauren, Jess and Danielle. 597 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,440 He has just got to pick one of them, 598 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:49,640 Jess is making a real beeline for him. 599 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,120 -Of course, she will. -Of course, she will, yeah. 600 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,600 What did you... 601 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:58,480 -Um, I hate Jess. -She's good, I reckon. 602 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,240 I get a lot of vibes from some of the girls 603 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,480 Um... Oh... 604 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,440 Zoe, Jess... 605 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,120 -Danielle... -Uh-huh. 606 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:13,280 And I think, I am scared Naomi is gonna 607 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,320 kind of sway towards me. 608 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,800 Because Naomi said to me when she was in the hot tub, 609 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,880 "I really like you, you are a good-looking guy." 610 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:30,400 I think Josh is really, really 611 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,760 Do you feel like she actually genuinely likes him? 612 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,080 -'Cause I think she is a flirt. 613 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,240 [Iain] Up in the bedroom, Jon and Hannah 614 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,200 weren't the only ones feeling frisky. 615 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,800 I am going to go sunbathe. 616 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:56,040 Oh, my God. That is rock hard. 617 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,760 Everyone wants the Lu Dan. 618 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:03,000 Later you've gotta pick up all... 619 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,280 Naomi is flirting a lot with the other boys 620 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,160 when Josh isn't there. 621 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,480 And doing inappropriate things that we wouldn't want 622 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,520 Yeah, I have noticed it. I have noticed it. 623 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,120 -I knew from the start, she's lying. 624 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,160 I have, a little bit, a little bit. 625 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,440 Christ, everyone's fucking greedy. He should have 626 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,680 I think he should. 627 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,960 [Jess] Has John told him yet? [Hannah] I dunno. 628 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,800 [Jess] I think he should, do you? 629 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,080 -Yeah. -At least 630 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,840 I have been mugged off like that, 631 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,640 I'm not finished and she has put me in 632 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,680 Right? Not even funny, that needs to be told. 633 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,760 How are you getting on anyway, matey? 634 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,320 -I am in a lot better place than I was with Jess. 635 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,040 I respect her a lot. You know what I mean? 636 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,520 That's what I love about a girl. 637 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,960 Do you reckon you would stick around with me all the time 638 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,440 -if you had the choice? -I don't know. 639 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,680 Hmm. 640 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:01,480 -So, your type. -Someone who is smiley. 641 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,720 -Your type is funny and light. 642 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,600 -To me that is, like, the key to my heart. 643 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:17,760 [Iain] Josh's ex-girl Jess and his new girl Naomi sat 644 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,360 Meow. 645 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,560 -How is things with Josh? -Yeah, fine. 646 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,200 I just... Like... 647 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:29,680 I'm convinced more people are going 648 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:37,360 -You don't want to get too involved? 649 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:42,440 If another guy came in that you liked that was more 650 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,560 -would you go for him? -If they were more suited 651 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:50,120 I think that is outrageous. I would never do that him, 652 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,760 There was no way that I would have 653 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,360 [Iain] Well, actually she did, 654 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,880 but let's not get bogged down in the facts. 655 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,640 I don't even want to stay. 656 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,000 I asked Naomi how it was going with Josh. She said, 657 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,560 But if another guy came in the house... 658 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,680 Would you potentially go for him instead of Josh 659 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,280 Okay. Calm down. Calm down. 660 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,160 You two sit and have a cigarette, we'll talk to him. 661 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,680 -They will not know it has come from me. 662 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:25,440 -Fucking hell. -No, mate. 663 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,840 I have just been told that Daisy and Naomi were 664 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,600 Naomi's been saying to Daisy, "How are you and Josh going?" 665 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,640 -She goes, "Yeah, but it feels a bit one-sided." 666 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,280 She said, "If someone came to the house who was 667 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,360 "would you fuck Josh and go with him?" 668 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 -Fucking hell. -What's up? 669 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,960 I have been in the house and Naomi 670 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,400 She said some comments, and I thought to myself, 671 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,960 "you don't do that. That's mugging my mate off." 672 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,640 What I've been told is you and Daisy 673 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,040 are having a conversation, and Daisy said to you 674 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,840 how you and Josh going and you said it was 675 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,440 Daisy said if someone comes in who is more suited to you, 676 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,360 And you said yes. 677 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,680 I'm so worried that if another girl came in that 678 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,760 so I just don't wanna... I... 679 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,520 I really like you. 680 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,640 Did you say, if another guy comes in who's more 681 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,520 -I would go for him instead of Josh? 682 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,120 I said yes but then I said I could not imagine 683 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,240 Well, look, I just heard that. I'll let you two on 684 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,920 I've still got enough to do me. Fair play. 685 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 686 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,760 Do you think if another girl comes in, I would 687 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,400 -Yes. -Do you? 688 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,000 Yeah, but I don't, like... I don't... 689 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,280 If you want to do that, that is fine. 690 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,880 To be honest, I don't think I would. 691 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,000 I would never do that to you but I didn't wanna 692 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:46,200 I wouldn't mug you off. Even though 693 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,120 I definitely don't believe you. 694 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,200 Should do. -Right? 695 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,520 -Yeah. 696 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,400 [Iain] Wednesday morning, began with our traditional 697 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,800 -Eggs, bacon and bad news. -[cell phone beeps] 698 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,320 Oh, shit. 699 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,720 [Hannah] Don't leave us hanging. 700 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:19,200 Everyone is going to go into panic stations again. 701 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:23,760 -I think me and Lauren will be all right. 702 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,560 I don't know, you don't know who is likely to... 703 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:27,640 What do you think of the text? 704 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,880 Yeah. It does seem a bit unfair for you. 705 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,040 People haven't got a chance to know you, 706 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,960 I don't know whether it will be 707 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,800 because it means they will keep you in 708 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,440 You have made a connection, kind of thing. 709 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,520 I hope they can see that we're very similar. 710 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,360 It is hard because we are both saying 711 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:11,000 Obviously, I quite like Luis as well. 712 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,760 -Do you? -I do. 713 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:20,920 I feel like we have flirty banter and stuff. 714 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:26,200 I think like I am more matched with him, but then 715 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:29,840 I don't know about this. I do not know. 716 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:36,200 I hear a few of the girls have been taking 717 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,880 Uh... I don't know. 718 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,600 Because both Zoe and Jess have said 719 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,360 I can see Jess flirting around with you and stuff. 720 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,480 What is your thoughts on it? Do you like them? 721 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,680 I would rather find a best friend like you 722 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:54,600 than someone who's just gonna be a fling for 723 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:58,280 You need to maybe, not just now, get in his bed tonight. 724 00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,840 You think I should get in his bed tonight? 725 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,240 Do you think he'd let me in his bed? 726 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,360 He's got no fucking choice, babe. Once I'm in, I'm in. 727 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:11,400 I will not go behind Omar's back, and just neck Luis 728 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:15,640 But we are here to have a ball, and it may 729 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:20,680 So, I will try my best and neck on. Actually, no, 730 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,920 [Luis] What are you doing, Jess? 731 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,520 What do you mean, what am I doing? 732 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,680 [Jess speaking] 733 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,400 Fuck off, Jess. 734 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,280 I can have a little flirt with her and stuff. 735 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,720 But I just can't see it happening. 736 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,360 I really can't see it happening at all. 737 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,840 Right. I will leave you alone. 738 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,320 I am getting in the bath. 739 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,960 -On your own? -I think so, yeah. 740 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,280 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 741 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,800 [Iain] Hannah and Jon became the first couple 742 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:04,560 -Whoa. -What the fuck? 743 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,360 [Iain] A room with a big telly and some 744 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,200 [Jonathan coughing] 745 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:14,480 Shit! This very nearly was at the old time the pods. 746 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,520 -What are we doing? What's going on? 747 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,800 "Welcome to the Love Island pod. 748 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,600 [Hannah reading] 749 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,840 [Jonathan reading] 750 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,960 [both cheering and screaming] 751 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:40,320 -Hello. -Oh, my God. 752 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,680 Hang on, I bought a hat already. 753 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:47,520 -You are an amazing couple. -You now believe 754 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,200 Jonathan, don't you? 755 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:52,960 You always wanted a Scouse girlfriend. 756 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,520 And a party girl. It must be all your dreams 757 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,280 [Jonathan] Can't go wrong, 758 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,520 -We cannot wait to meet you, Hannah. 759 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,320 -Pleased to meet you. -We love you. 760 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,920 -See you soon. See you later. -Bye. We love you. 761 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,160 -Bye. -Thank you. Oh, my God. 762 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,040 -See you later! -Oh, my God. 763 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:16,480 I'm so happy. It was mental. 764 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,920 You know what I mean? What the fuck! 765 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,000 [Iain] Notepads out, lads. 766 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:28,360 Omar is finally ready to deliver a masterclass 767 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:32,440 They know we are watching them. 768 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,600 I am watching, I am not missing this 769 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,280 How are you feeling? 770 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:41,880 I do really like you. I picked you because 771 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,800 And then, obviously, getting to know you 772 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,600 You are exactly the type of girl 773 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:51,320 -Three to one she kisses him back. Three to one. 774 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,320 Three to one, he gets pied. 775 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,080 -I don't want to give you the wrong impression at all. 776 00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,600 See, I was gonna come out here and try to kiss you 777 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,480 but what would you have done if I did that? 778 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,480 -Probably kissed you back. -Do you want to give it a go? 779 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,440 -Omar... -Huh? 780 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,320 You don't know until you try, babe. 781 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,960 If I lean in for a kiss, are you going to reject me? 782 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,360 -You can't do that to me. -I did. 783 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,960 -Oh, he's going for it. -Babe, seriously. 784 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,600 Abort, abort. 785 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:28,200 I just don't feel ready at the moment to take it 786 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,680 -Yeah, yeah, I know. -If that makes sense. 787 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,520 Does that mean you'll be cracking on with other 788 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,080 I mean, would it bother you? 789 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,400 It'd be a bit muggy, yeah. 'Cause you are 790 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:44,160 I would not do it while I was in a couple 791 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:48,080 I don't feel rejected by Jess even though 792 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,360 it's just going to be friends at the moment. 793 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,840 She has not ruled out anything happening. 794 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,000 at the moment she can't see anything happening. 795 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,840 So that doesn't mean I can't convince her 796 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,440 [Iain] On Thursday night, Jon and Hannah joined 797 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,240 The public vote saw them become the Power Couple. 798 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,800 But what they didn't know was that 799 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,480 with great power came great responsibility. 800 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,720 It is now up to you to choose one couple 801 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,520 to leave Love Island immediately. 802 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,600 What are you talking about? 803 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,640 [all exclaiming] 804 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,000 The couple they have decided to dump is... 805 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,920 Chris B and Dan. 806 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,160 [all chattering] 807 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,600 Why did you choose Chris B and Danielle? 808 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,800 Chris B's come in and he's told us he likes Naomi. 809 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,760 Josh is my boy and you stick by your boy. 810 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,720 We heard today that he wants to crack on with Naomi. 811 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,520 -We love Josh. So we can't really... 812 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,160 ...have that, can we? 813 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,000 That must have been so hard for Hannah and Jon. 814 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,520 You had to do it, guys. Don't worry about it. 815 00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:59,600 [all cheering and chattering] 816 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,640 We did not have to do it, we got chosen to do it. 817 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,080 Come here, everybody. Come on. 818 00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,840 [Hannah] We had 30 seconds to do it. 819 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,720 As soon as I heard they're the Power Couple, 820 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,280 I knew instantly it was going to happen. 821 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,840 [Caroline] Really? 822 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:19,840 They are amazing, but we are probably 823 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:25,000 We are very different. We love each other, 824 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,080 And he has only just come in. They have the least 825 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,720 I've got one vote to use, don't I? 826 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,320 It would be fucked up if I had to do this for youse, 827 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,600 I don't think I could have come up 828 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,360 [Iain reading] 829 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,480 The new arrivals enter the Villa. 830 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,520 She has gone for every man in here. 831 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,640 [all chattering] 832 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:53,000 [Iain] And it doesn't take long 833 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,280 Do I look bothered? Do I look bothered? 834 00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,200 Fucking pelican-headed fuck. 58829

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