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Why isn't it working?

I paid a lot of money for this machine. And it's supposed to make everyone in

Swellview sing and dance and act like they're in a musical.

Yeah. Why would you want to do that?

Because it's summer.

And it's fun.

There's nothing better than a city -wide, non -stop, mind -controlled

the summer.

Okay.

I found your problem.

Something's blocking the low -frequency melodic emission antenna.

Well, how do you fix it?

Only took you six days.

What were you doing in there?

I was playing hide and seek.

Your turn.

One, two, uh, seven.

Stop it, Coomer. It's not time for hide and seek.

Yeah, time to pay me.

Of course.

I'll pay you $50 ,000.

Volts of electricity.

I get it. You're going to tase me.

What? Henry, you gotta get over here.

Why are you singing?

Why am I singing?

Just brush your teeth and get over here.

Can't smell my breath through the phone. What? No, listen. Someone put a musical

curse over this town.

Really? Really.

Has it infected everybody else?

Go downstairs and see for yourself.

Something's going...

I'm doing this against my will.

Yeah!

jerk, but I gotta go to work. You know, sell the junk and the stuff.

But Henry, haven't you heard? We're singing every word.

Like this.

Right out of our control.

Sorry, fam, I gotta roll.

Nice teaching! In case you're just tuning in, there's a musical curse over

you. My middle name is Debbie. Good God, Mary, there's a musical

In other news, a Swellview woman is pregnant, but not with what you'd

We interrupt this program for me, citizens of Swellview.

It is I, Frankini the Grand.

In case you didn't notice,

there's a musical curse for the land. My bad.

Or good.

Because this is the way that it should be.

I have control of... With all of your speakers, I'm blasting a special low

frequency.

And now, small view is perfect.

Musically extra perfect.

Just like me.

That's all for now.

Oh, no.

What did I miss?

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

College, up to two!

Thanks for filling me in. Sure.

See if we can trace the source of Frankini's last live stream. Yeah, if we

the source, then I can hack and tweak it. Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Why aren't you singing?

Why aren't I singing?

Is it over?

Did we break the curse?

We broke the curse!

I'm glad we broke the curse. I was panicked at first. Wait, what?

Now I'm singing again.

Yeah, well, sometimes in musicals, there's like a little moment in between

where people can talk normally.

Okay. But it usually doesn't last. very long, cause you may break into stone.

Yeah, it changed.

Oh, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Please be seated.

When I was a boy, I auditioned for a musical.

It was a musical.

What is that?

Are you guys done?

Come pour my heart out here.

Anyway. I meowed, I meowed, oh, I meowed like I studied cats at Yale.

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. And I shook my tush

my tush had a bushy little tail.

Do cats have bushy tail?

Yeah, don't embarrass yourself.

Rabbits. Yeah, rabbits. Rabbits. What's with all the side chat?

It's just that we can tell what happens in the end.

Ah, that I doubt.

You didn't get the role.

It went to someone else who tried out.

Irregardless. Not a word.

Ever since that day, I've had a hatred for musicals.

So whoever caught this curse... You know it was Frankini. Yeah, he said it on

the news. Yeah.

So Frankie...

Oh, I know. Plug your ears.

Well... That

was my favorite bass.

You have a favorite bass?

I did.

Hey, guys.

Frankini was just spotted outside of Swellview Park.

Bold move, showing his face in public.

We're going to show his face our fist and stop this musical curse. Nice. Wait.

The Swellview Summer Market's going on at the park right now, isn't it? Yeah,

so? Oh, man.

The times I had there.

Every summer we would go down to the park. Long days were paid to the park.

Yeah, yeah, not the time, not the time.

Ice cream, ice cream.

to them sing.

I'm bursting at the seams.

They're having so much fun. Do you know what this means?

They're hungry?

No, they love me.

Oh, I'm hungry.

Here, go get some beans.

Stop singing.

Just go.

I just came by to see how much everyone is loving the musical gifts that I've

graciously given to Swellview.

So... I'll sing for the group.

We hate it. We hate it. We hate your stupid curse. We're sick of all the

and think you're the worst.

We're sick of all the singing and think you're the worst.

That's not what he wanted to hear.

I don't understand.

How could anyone not find delight in this musical utopia?

Want an example?

stuck here in your trance. They want to throw the football, but are forced to

dance. Instead of playing football, they are forced to dance.

Well, it's not my fault that some people are boring and don't understand the

concept of whimsy.

Step aside, Frankini.

Enter the heroes.

Well, well.

Kid Danger, the captain.

So nice of you to show.

Sorry, but Frankini, it is time to go.

The heroes...

That's right. Yeah.

Listen, Frankini, we've all had a wonderful, magical, sing -songy day.

Not. That's right, Kid Danger, I was being sarcastic.

My sidekick and I will decide to not fight you if you make this curse go

Hot. Well, you've stated your case and I'll swear to your face you'll stop

singing at eight on the dot. Oh, great.

Not.

And you'll be fucked.

The heroes and the villain couldn't strike a deal.

So they are swearing off to fight like for real.

His arm is drawing back.

Here comes the punch attack.

One, two, three.

I say.

Does this happen often? I think you know it doesn't. I got this.

Face kick.

Sorry, boys, but you don't have a chance. The only fights in musicals are

through dance.

It's time for Franchini Cuts. Yeah, here we go.

Sorry. Oh, also, before you try to shoot me with those little lasers, all

weapons in musical theater are prop.

That does it.

At this point, they should know that fighting will not work.

They'll have to find another way to beat the jerk.

Franchini set the rule.

Use an intermission, just like on Broadway.

Go, Bert! Bert! Catch me!

All

right,

we defeated Frankini and he ran away.

Because we defeated him.

All right, fine.

He did say something about an intermission, so maybe the curse will be

the morning?

Jasper, do you have a three?

Go fish.

Let's see.

Henry, do you have a king?

Henry.

Henry! Yeah, sorry.

Sorry, I'm just sick of this musical curse.

I mean, what if it goes on forever, man?

What if it goes on forever?

Man, what is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?

Man, calm down.

The smarties are over there trying to track down location of Frankie and his

lair right now. Yeah, well, the quote -unquote smarties are taking a quote

-unquote long time.

Not helping. Don't you outquote me.

Kid, that's not how it's done.

Watch and learn.

Hey, Schwoz, what are you doing right now?

Something super smart, I bet.

Oh, well, I'm hacking into the mainframe.

So we can go find what's -his -name, using this appliance, dying, dying,

breaking only one or two laws.

It really is impressive.

How else can I express it?

Aw, that's why you have a schwoz.

Doodly -doo.

Doodly -doo?

Yeah, what's with you?

The more you compliment him, the faster they'll work. Watch.

Hey, Char. Bet you're pretty close to tracking Frankini down, huh, my little

genius? Aw.

Well, I did a scan of the whole town the night that everything went down. Soon

I'll know the source and after that, of course, can show you on the map of the

star.

Man, you are amazing. Really trailblazing. I really like your brain,

is insane, dude. If not being sarcastic, your hair looks fantastic.

Aw, that's why you have a char.

Doodly -doo.

Oh, how do you know if you compliment them they'll work faster? Time!

A doodly -doo.

Okay.

We have determined that Frankini's frequency blast yesterday came from

here. Wow.

You really did have a star.

You didn't just say that to rhyme with char.

Respect.

You are so sweet today.

Yeah.

Anyway, it looks like Frankini is hiding out in the abandoned karaoke club up on

Alpine Street.

Cario -de -lee -hee -hoo?

I used to sing in the yodeling competitions there.

First place got a trophy made of cheese.

You wouldn't think a karaoke club would have high -quality trophy cheese.

But this place?

This place was different.

The best cheese that I ever, ever had.

Yeah,

yeah, not the right time again, huh?

So, what's the plan?

Well, now that we know where Frankini is, I can hack in and shut down whatever

machine he's using to send out this musical curse.

It'll take like five seconds.

Uh -uh -uh.

Uh -uh -uh.

Uh -uh -uh.

Uh -uh -uh.

Uh -uh -uh. It might take me longer than that.

Uh -uh -uh.

Hey, we're getting a call.

Yeah, and it's coming from... Ah!

Terry, you're the lady who... Frankini's calling us?

Well, our whole song was pointless.

Let's just hide.

Hey,

dude. Little ball.

It's Dr.

Herman Keeney. What, man? I set you up perfectly for it. And take this call.

out of here now.

It's Frankini!

Hey, boys.

Nice running into you at the park. What a show!

Exclamation mark!

Mind if I? Go for it. Cool.

Hey, Frankini, not a fan. Yeah! Kid Danger and Captain Man. Yeah! Find a way

make a curse comply. Yeah! Hey, dude. Yeah! You gotta stop.

Yeah! Yeah!

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Anyway. You tried to.

Punch me yesterday, but Frankini don't play that way.

So if you want to find and you do for show, here's how it's going to go.

Six, seven, eight.

Meet me here tonight.

We're going to have a singing fight. You can bring anyone you know.

I'll sing me and the curse will go.

Did I hear you wrong?

You and us are going to fight by song. But you can bring a friend with you.

I'll sing me and the curse is through.

be ashamed to do it alone yet we're gonna live stream it to the slow viewers

home meet me here tonight we're gonna have a singing fight could bring anyone

you know out thing me shut up goober out thing me out thing me and the curse

will go

We need help to fight for Keeney. Who we gonna bring?

I fart, I mean to out sing.

Who are we gonna bring?

Ooh, I know.

I'll call my ex -girlfriend.

She's a singing teacher.

Didn't she say she'd break your legs if you ever tried to reach her?

She was just kidding.

But yeah, let's be safe and keep thinking.

Guys, where's Ray? Oh, he said he was going to go take a steam shower.

That was like an hour and a half ago. Oh, he's halfway done.

It's a video message from Ray. He's sending us a video from the steam

Nope.

Hey, everybody.

You may have noticed by now that I am not in the steam shower.

You may have also noticed that I'm not singing.

And there is no music playing in the... And there is no music playing in the

background.

The reason I'm not singing is because I have left Swellview.

Now I know what you're thinking.

Ooh, Ray's just running away because he's ashamed of what happened yesterday

the Swellview Summer Market.

You are!

That's not why I left. I'm not ashamed.

I left Swellview because I can't punch or kick my way out of this problem.

When you saw what happened yesterday at the Swellview Summer Market, I'm

ashamed! Yeah, we know you're ashamed.

So, I'm sorry, but...

I can never return to Swellview.

Believe me, this is a lot harder for me than it is for... Ooh, my breakfast is

here. Gotta go. Click.

What are we gonna do?

What are we looking at? I don't know.

We've got breaking news.

Not the breaking news.

It's about the musical curse we've been captured in.

Listen to these people who saw Captain Man as he ran.

Just today.

Take it away, witnesses.

As we were driving to our ship at the park, we saw the captain in a moonwalk

dark. We followed him to see that he was trying to flee.

He went beyond the 12 -year border.

Mary Debbie Caperman, do you know what this means?

Frankini cursed our town and Captain Man has fled the scene.

That does sound bad.

Sorry, Trent and Mary.

This is the last time I'll be interrupting your program.

Maybe. Five, six, seven, eight. I heard a little rumor Captain Man has left the

city. His timing is a mess. I mean, it really is a...

and seemed to fight with me by song to end the curse.

And now he's skipping town.

So flaky the worst.

Canceling on me is evil that I will not settle. So Captain Man, if you don't

show tonight.

I'll keep trying to locate Ray.

And I'll make some calls to a neighborville adjacent city in

I recognize where Ray is in the video.

He's at a diner about two hours outside of town.

They have the best burgers.

Let me tell you about them.

The best burgers that I ever, ever had. I can't control it!

Well, if Ray really is there, I think I know of a way we can get him back.

Okay, I'll just hang on.

That's my dad.

Hey, hen, you coming home anytime soon could really use your baritone on our

showstopper about the process of making lunch.

The table's set, drink the baguette. Let's eat while the soup's still wet.

want to change your mood, just listen to this dude as I recall my bygone theater

student days.

Oh, God.

During my time at Juilliard, I learned things every day.

Honey, it was one online class. Well, be that as it may, on that online

schoolyard, we'd sing and dance and play, and I'll always remember the thing

professor would look at us and say. It doesn't matter if you can sing or if you

can't. To make us have smiled, just sing for a while about the things you want.

Why did you marry him? Right now, I don't remember.

Dad, I just want to sadly eat my lunch.

I know, but I got it. Try my little exercise, singing about the things that

want, and then Daddy will go out and buy them for you as a little present.

Oh, well, in that case, I want a pony, a cruise on the Caribbean Sea, a new car.

Oh, I regret this immediately.

I want a dual, like a rare one that's never been found. Dad, why aren't you

writing this down?

all a bit extravagant.

Extravagant?

That's what I'm going to name my pony.

Work. Work?

Honey, you're on her side?

Heck, yeah, I am. You got yourself into this mess, buddy, and it's Mama's turn.

I want a purse, a kimono, one that costs a ton. You know, I also want a pony.

Right? So fun. Ooh, an emerald necklace. That would take the cake. I got you one

last year.

It was fake.

That's what I want.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I want.

feel better see i knew it would work but seriously you gotta go buy us all that

stuff yeah and you better get moving because the pony store closes at five

does work mean

and

i'll never go back there because i can't stand musicals and i hate

frankini and my my throat's like all raw from doing all the singing and It's

just so good to be talking like a normal person right now, you know?

Do you want your burger or not?

Maybe I'll just live here now.

I mean, I had breakfast in this booth and I got a good feeling about lunch.

Hey, are you hiring?

Your burger's getting cold.

I like you, Hazel.

I can tell that you and I are going to be friends.

Hazel and Ray.

Hazel Danger.

Yeah, I definitely live here now.

Quick question.

Why is there gas coming out of my burger?

Remember when the toddler invaded the man cave?

Follow -up question. How do you know about that?

That's the same kind of smoke he used to make us go to sleep.

Were you there?

I sure was, dude.

It's time to come home, Ray.

That's great.

That's great?

Is that all that you guys have to say?

Sorry, we just finished our list of singers to come help Captain Man and Kid

Danger song battle Frankini.

And it is awesome!

Oh, cool. Anyone to know?

Well... What?

No,

no, no. I heard the list.

Guys. do realize the song battle is tonight.

So? So, these people don't live anywhere near Swellview.

It's like this girl's never heard of a private jet.

All I know is that Ray will freak if you guys don't lock down at least one great

singer by tonight.

Right. We gotta get Beyonce on the phone.

Well, I know how this is going to go. No, it'll be great.

It'll be grand.

Charlotte, don't you understand?

Celebrities love helping our cause.

Is he going to clap for us? No.

Self -driving truck.

Little thing that Schwab built.

Drives the truck by itself.

That's what self -driving means. I know what self -driving means!

Why are you so mad?

Uh, you tied me up? You're bringing me back to Swellview? You're eating all my

diner fries?

That is true.

Yeah, well, you know what else is true? As soon as we get back to Swellview, I'm

dropping you off and I'm turning right back around.

That waitress was this close to giving me a job. That waitress was me wearing a

mask, dude.

Right. By the way, Hazel Danger, what was that about?

I know, it was you.

You just admitted that you didn't. Yeah, well, you weren't there. What do you

mean I wasn't there? Do you not know how this works? Oh, it's Charlotte.

Hello? You guys close?

It's almost time to sing Piper and Keeney.

I'm not doing it!

Yes, we are close, and Ray's super excited.

No, I'm not! I'm on the phone.

Did you guys find a singer to sing with us yet? Well, Jasper and Schwoz reached

out to a lot of great singers.

Oh, yeah? Who?

Lady Gaga, Emma Donner, Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Adele.

Awesome, guys. Well, some of them said no.

Which ones?

Lady Gaga, Emma, Donna, Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Adele.

Oh. Ariana actually said she's Team Frankini.

What? You guys might have to think by Frankini by yourself.

What? No, no, no, no, no. Guys, we cannot do that. Have you heard

range? We can't fight him with just a tenor and a baritone. We need a third

voice. A lady voice.

Wait, guys. I know the perfect singer. Who?

She's definitely a ringer. Who? She gets the lead in every musical they do in

junior high.

Yes, sir.

Yeah?

Who is it?

Let's just say her pipes are so good, they're in her name.

You can't mean my sister.

He does mean her. That's a great idea, guys. We'll drop by Maya. What are you

doing? What are you doing?

Who's that? You just mouth -brought my phone and threw it out the window.

right. I'll do the same.

Dude, I don't get this.

We've beaten like a thousand bad guys. Yeah, well, this is different.

Personal.

You know what I felt yesterday when we got our butts handed to us by Frankini?

I felt the same as when I was a kid. I didn't get that part in the musical

cats. Okay, was the musical cats? It doesn't matter, Henry.

What matters is that I put myself out there musically, and once again, I was

humiliated.

I just can't taste them.

What?

Is that music playing?

Yeah, we're approaching 12 years to curse.

Hey,

you were just a kid.

Exactly. You ever hear of childhood trauma?

Origin stories? Man, I really wish I could use my arms to gesture emotionally

right now.

But you grew up to be a real life hero, dude.

I am.

Oh, please don't tell me you're about to sing a pop -up song, because it's not

going to work.

Remember when you took the toddler, bro?

Bro. You put that baby to bed. Please don't do this.

The time took her dregs to Minyak, bro.

Bro. Get out of your head.

It's just that this one cuts me to the core.

I know.

But now's the time to meow.

It's the time to roar.

Mr. Captain Man, you are the best.

You're a Captain Man, and I will not rest till I see you try to win, baby.

Captain Man!

Stop, stop, stop!

Just save your breath, Henry. It's pointless.

I just can't this time. Dude, we'll figure it out, okay? We spot villains in

cargo plane, underwater, on top of a moving train.

I said I can't this time, all right? Let's just sit in silence and ignore the

music. Fine. Fine.

Good. Good.

That was a cool fight on the train, though. Bro. Bro.

Just saying.

I mean, it really was insane, though, bro, bro, bro. We had a fight atop a

literal train.

We're gonna win again this time somehow. I do have a beautiful boy.

He's gonna hear you roar.

He's gonna hear me.

Captain Man, you are the best. I'm not gonna fight you on that one, Captain

And I'm going to test if I'm the best that I can be. Baby, careful now.

You have arrived at your destination.

Want to finish?

Yeah, that's probably... Save my voice for when we fight Frank Keating. Right,

right, right. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Protect the

Yep, yep.

It's going to be good, though.

Yeah, I was going to...

Gonna do some ribs, hit some high notes. Let's go!

Okay, I'll continue.

You want a diamond watch, an expensive perm.

You could buy these yourself. It's fun to watch him squirm. Work!

As for Piper, okay, well... Little girl, we need your help.

That's what I want!

What? What?

There seems to be no end to this musical curse over Swellview.

That's right, co -host Trent.

I've been singing like la -di -di -do -di -do.

Stay tuned, cause we'll soon.

Frankini will appear on the screen here.

To live stream. I once had a dream I was Oprah.

Sweet Lord, Mary, sometimes I... Hey!

Frankini, I want to thank you for live streaming.

Your local heroes don't like all the singing, so I challenged them to try to

make it stop.

They brought along a friend.

Let's see how this thing ends.

But first, it's got to stop.

And it's stuck.

He can't be seeing his husband.

You think it's love with me?

Please. My name's Captain Man. I've got testosterone built into my name.

Well, let's hear it.

You dragged me back to Swellview just to be humiliated again. I'm sorry, I

didn't know... Hey, I'm not even a superhero, and I got roped into this.

This musical has to end.

You're right.

It does.

Guys, think about it. How do all musicals end?

With a big grand finale song?

That has, like, a dumb message?

Yeah.

Someone conquers a fear or something, and then they start singing a song, and

then everybody joins in, and then the musical is over.

Okay, so who conquered a fear?

No.

You left Swellview because you were afraid to sing, but now it's time for

face that fear. I said no. You have to. It's how all musicals end.

sing about.

You don't have to sing about anything. All you have to do is sound like you're

singing about something.

Okay? Yeah. It can be totally meaningless. Yeah, just get up there and

about anything. Everything has to make sense.

Okay? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Um.

Uh.

It takes more than one voice to make harmony.

Oh, no. We all have a choice.

He's singing a finale.

No.

My God.

That was even more meaningless than I expected.

It was perfect.

That's exactly how musicals end.

Why don't we go back to those one -on -one singing battles, huh?

Gregorian chant, anyone?

No!

We all have to join in and sing with Captain Man. Yeah, there is no way I'm

singing anything that cheesy.

I'll sing with you.

Shut up, Goomer!

No, I will not shut up.

It takes more than one voice to make harmony.

We all have a choice for our destiny.

So if everyone here would just sing with me.

In harmony. Wait, I know that voice. Why do I know that voice?

Were you once in a musical?

A musical about cat? Was it cat?

Doesn't matter, kid.

I was years ago.

How's cat?

You were beautiful.

Meow, meow.

Meow, meow.

What the?

Can I sing with you?

Oh, so you'll listen to him just because he's got the voice of an angel? Yeah.

I mean, yes.

Will you sing too?

Goomer, no.

Of course. Anything for that voice.

So now everyone's going to sing? Yeah. We're going to sing. It takes more than

one voice to make harmony. Stop.

We all have a choice but our destiny. So if everyone here would just sing with

me, we'd all be free.

Goomer voices, everyone at home, sing along.

It takes more than one voice.

We all have a choice for our destiny.

So everyone here would just stay with me. We'd all be free.

Something's going.