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Hey, what's up? It's Jasper, the friendly host here in the man cave, and

about to take the five -second banana challenge.

It cannot be done, Jasper. Anything is possible.

That's not true at all.

All right, one more time.

Hey, what's up? It's Jasper, and I'm about to take... What did I say about

challenge videos in the man cave?

That only you can make them.

That's right.

Oh, and by the way, I noticed that none of you commented on the food challenge

video that I posted the other day.

What's up, guys? It's Captain Man cooling in the man cave, and I'm about

the six -second sauerkraut challenge.

That smells disgusting.

And go.

Oh, I got a sneeze.

No, no, no, don't sneeze. Don't sneeze.

That was nasty, dude. No one likes food challenge videos.

Yeah, you're right. Kids shouldn't watch any videos online.

They should only watch TV.

All right.

What's on the schedule today?

Any bad people need punching? Any good people need saving?

Not really. All right.

Then that can only mean one thing.

Movie!

Oh, oh, oh.

Huh? What?

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Does anyone know what this big box is?

Don't ask about that. It's probably got work inside.

But there's a note from the vice mayor that says, please open this box right

away. That can mean anything.

Look, why don't I just open it up?

Definitely not popcorn.

What is it?

I'll tell you what it is.

It's a big steaming pile of work.

Contains a bomb.

Her name's Whistling Susie, and she's a World War II atomic weapon.

She showed up in the basement of City Hall last week.

Now, I'm the vice mayor, not the roll the dice mayor.

So I don't want to take any chances with this thing. That's why I sent it to the

man cave.

I think it's probably safe there.

And now...

Hey, Schwartz, what are you doing? Get away from that thing.

Relax, it's not that dangerous.

Atomic bombs don't just explode by themselves.

You have to activate them first.

As long as you don't start the timing sequence, this thing is basically Von

Rock.

It's actually kind of fun.

Smacking the bomb.

Let me try, let me try, let me try.

Catcher's still lost at sea. Now we'll have to forfeit the game.

My coyote can play catcher.

What are you, crazy?

My face!

What?

You splashed salt in my eye.

It's because yesterday's chocolate head landed in my salsa. That's because

Charlotte bumped into me. That's because Henry sneezed on me.

Listen.

She was?

Where you going, dude?

Okay.

Remember when I said Whistling Susie can't explode unless she's active?

Yeah.

Now she's active.

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but

then an indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

we blow bubbles and fight crime feels good

active. You said it was like a big rock.

It was, but then Ray spilled soda on the timer, and the carbon from his soda

reacted with the greater copper and the timing wires, and science, science,

science, now it's active.

And now everyone at 12U is going to be vaporized?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, good news.

First we will all catch fire, and then they will slowly paint the building.

Really, Schwoz? Just tell us how long we have until this thing blows.

About six hours.

Great, we can finish the movie.

Wait, Schwoz, can't you just cut the wires and turn off the timer?

I don't know.

These wires are old and unstable.

Cutting the wires might work, or it might cause an explosion.

Enough talk.

Either this works or it doesn't. Give me the wire cutters. What?

Or you could just load it up into the man truck, drive it out to the desert,

cut the wires there.

That way, if Whistling Susie explodes, nobody in Swellview gets burnt to a

crisp.

Kind of a far drive.

I already got the wire cutters right here, and I'm feeling lucky.

Ray.

Fine, I'll do it. Schwoz, will you please show me what I need to do once I

it out to the desert?

Hold that flashlight. Hold it.

It's simple.

First, you hold the orange wire with one hand. Yeah. Then with the other hand,

you cut the yellow line. Easy. And then with your third hand... Wait, what? You

press the reset button.

And then with your fourth hand... That's not a plan! You need four hands to

defuse this thing?

One, two... Okay, no plan.

I figured out a way to grow two more arms. We have time for that?

That's also not a plan. Ray, I gotta go with you.

No, you heard Schwoz. Dude, you need four hands to turn this thing off. And I

took an oath to help you protect the people as well as you, so I'm going.

It's too dangerous.

Says the guy who was about to cut wires to an atomic bomb because he was feeling

lucky.

Yeah, that was a lie.

I didn't feel lucky at all.

Wait, Schwoz, remember when you used to be convinced there was going to be a war

between humans and bears?

Used to be.

You just wait until bear war won. It's coming, believe me. It's coming!

Anyway, you still have that bear -proof suit that you made, right?

Yeah, that bear -proof suit.

That thing ever work?

Release the bear!

Okay, bear.

You can get me anywhere but behind the left knee.

Come on.

Oh, you're quite a tall boy.

Come on, bear.

What does that answer your question?

No. You've just been standing there laughing for about 25 seconds.

Oh. Doesn't suit work.

Good enough for me. Ray, I'm going with you. Dad!

But if you die, I'm going to kill you.

Let's do this.

Let's do this.

Like,

I don't know, man.

I'm having trouble balancing my normal life.

with my sidekick life.

It's like, where does Henry Hart end and Kid Danger begin?

It's just a tough couple of years.

Thanks for listening to me.

Right?

straight. You're in a bear -proof suit. I'm indestructible.

There's a World War II atomic warhead in the back of the truck.

Oh, yeah.

That will stay away.

The truck's a beater. How long have you had it?

Since I was 16.

So... 20... 10... 10 years.

Seems a lot older than that. Well, I'm not, okay?

Driving for almost three hours, my phone's about to die.

Oh, well.

Plug it in and charge it.

That can't possibly work.

Works for my phone.

And the heating pad I'm sitting on, and the portable AC unit under the seat.

Okay.

There you go. Yep, got it.

Perfect.

talking about everything was going fine till you plugged your weird phone in the

truck electrical system okay the man truck's electrical system is made out of

duct tape and denial i refuse to believe that i

think we're far enough out of town to do what to defuse whistling

suzy the world war ii atomic warhead we have in the back of the truck oh yeah i

totally forgot that was weird

Where'd you put Susie? Hmm?

Where'd you put Susie?

Uh, I didn't put Susie anywhere.

You said you were going to put her in the back of the truck.

Uh, no, I didn't.

Before we left, you went back to the man cave to get your heating pad. I said,

on your way back, get Whistlin' Susie and put her in the back of the truck.

Oh, and what did I say?

You said, on it like a bonnet.

Oh, yeah, I do remember saying that. That was funny.

So, if Whistlin' Susie's not here...

Where is she?

Uh...

Weren't

Ray and Henry supposed to take Whistle and Susie with them?

Uh, yeah, but... She's still here.

Okay, you're right.

Okay. Okay, first things first. We need to use our phones. We need to call the

man cave. I don't know what's going on. So that we can go. What?

Our phone's burned in the truck.

Okay.

Okay, new plan.

Uh, we move to a different town. We start new lives. We never look back. I

be like a handsome bus driver or a hot brain surgeon.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

What?

Remember that pay phone we passed like a mile back?

I don't know. I think I was sleeping.

Well, there was one.

So we should go back to it, call the man cave, and tell them to bring Whistle

Susie back to us. Why don't we just use our phones and text them? And as I'm

saying that, I realize why that won't work. Let's go.

I should have taken off this suit, dude.

Do you have 50 cents?

Uh, Captain Man, emergency!

Good work, dude.

Okay, call the man cave.

What's the number?

I said I know. I never called the man cave. Neither do I.

Call Charlotte, then. Oh, yeah.

What's her number?

You don't know Charlotte's number? Okay, when I call Charlotte, I top her name

on my phone, okay? I don't actually dial the number. That makes me sick.

What number do you know?

We need to come up with a... I need absolute silence.

Five, five, five, six, three, one, two. What are you doing?

Call us and we'll come get you. Why are you singing lullabies?

That's my whole phone number. What?

Yeah, my mom made me memorize that when I was little, so, like, in case I got

lost, I can remember the number. Look, I think we can both agree that your mom

is beautiful.

What?

But calling your house right now does not help us.

Yes. It does. Dude, my sister has a driver's license.

What? Isn't she, like, 12? I sent her a license by mistake. We've established

this many times.

Okay, so we call your sister, who loves Captain Mannequin Danger.

Ah, and we tell her to come pick us up. And bring us back to 12 years. And then

we can finally finish movie day!

What? No, dude, the bomb. Whistle and Susie, we have to deactivate it. Oh,

right, got it.

What is wrong with me today? I don't know.

What is this?

Uh, hi, Piper Hart?

Uh, yeah?

Uh, this is Captain Man and Kid Danger.

Oh, hi!

Is this a secret Captain Man phone line?

Uh, yeah, yeah, it's a direct line of the President of the Man fans.

Yes, listen, we need your help. I'll do it.

Okay, well, we haven't exactly told you what we need you to do. Don't even care!

We need you to drive out to... Say no more!

Actually, you need to say a little bit more.

Did they answer?

No! And I keep getting the same message. Listen.

We're sorry. The phone you were trying to call has been burned.

Badly. Please hang up and don't try again.

Let's try again.

Excuse me, Piper?

Yes? Is there any way you could drive a little faster?

We need to drive faster.

But that would be speeding.

And I can't break the law.

Little girl, we are the law.

We need to drive faster.

Okay, Schwoz, what do we do?

Yeah, can you defuse the bomb without blowing us up?

Yes, yes, I see it now. There is a way. Oh, thank God.

Okay, Jasper, you cut the orange wire.

Right after Charlotte cuts the white wire.

Wait, what?

Right after Charlotte cuts the white wire, you cut the orange wire.

Those little yellow things pull that thing.

I know how you say that. Yeah, what about them?

That's the core of the bomb, and they're about to go boom.

So you're saying that those three little balls are the only part of the bomb

that actually explode?

Yes. Think of them as glowing Swedish meatballs of mass destruction.

Dude,

you got to eat them.

What? You got to eat them. You got to eat those tiny little yellow meatballs.

No. No, he's right. You're indestructible.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. The cord will explode inside your indestructible

Get away from my tummy, Schwoz.

I'm going to eat a bomb, okay? Forget it.

Eat the bomb.

Don't do that. Eat the bomb. Stop it. Eat the bomb. Don't do that. No, come

Eat the bomb.

Come on, you know I can't resist a chance.

He ate this bomb?

before it's about to go.