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Every night, I fall asleep.

And that's when I have the dream.

I'm late for work, so I drive there in a tiny vehicle.

I come out of the elevator, and then I hear something cooking.

So I walk across the room to see what's up.

And then there's this girl who I've never seen before.

What's up, Henry? She says.

How do you know my name? I ask.

Because you're wearing a name tag.

She was right. I was.

So next I say, what you doing?

I'm steaming beans.

I'm like, random, but okay.

She's hard to find through all the beans.

And just when I almost get to her.

Hiya, Henry. Henry.

How my dream always ends.

Pretty crazy, right?

What? Huh?

Were you talking?

Was I talking? Yeah. Yeah, I was talking.

I told you the whole dream that I had.

About what?

I'm not going to tell it again.

Thank you.

Henry, Piper, your dad and I are about to leave.

Yay, bye. See you later. See ya.

Piper, come help me with the luggage.

Henry help you. He's the boy.

Because your father has to give him instructions for while we're out of

All right.

Okay, Henry, pick up your phone.

Sorry, what? Your phone. I have instructions for you, and I want you to

on video.

All right, shoot a video.

Okay, go.

My name is Jake Dadheart.

Now, Henry, your mom and I will be in Toronto for three days.

Now, follow me.

I want to show you something.

Come this way.

Okay.

See this?

Yes, I see it. This is my vintage remote control sports car from the late 1900s.

Wow.

This is not a toy.

That is literally a toy.

While your mom and I are gone, you are not to play with my car.

I don't want to play with it.

Play -o, no -no.

Don't -o want to.

Fine.

Now, I think your mother has something she wants to tell you.

Okay.

Oh,

Henry, over here.

Oh.

Hey, Mom. Now, Henry, I assume you know what this is?

It's an egg.

This is an egg.

So I was right.

It's hard -boiled. Okay.

Do not eat this egg.

All right. Don't even touch it.

I don't want to touch it.

Good. Good for both of us.

Okay, Henry.

Yeah, Dad.

While we're gone, no party.

I won't have any parties.

The only guests you're allowed to have in this house are Charlotte and Jasper.

Actually, just Charlotte.

Got it.

So, how are you guys getting to the airport?

Piper's driving us.

Because I have a driver's license.

Yeah, which they sent you by mistake.

Still valid.

Oh, hey, Henry.

Oh, hey. What are you doing here?

After I drop Mom and Dad at the airport, we're going to go see a movie.

With Piper?

Yes. I work with all boys. I need a break.

Okay, Henry.

Well, we better go so we don't miss our plane.

Shotgun! Hey, I called shotgun.

Gummy.

Hiya, Henry!

Dude, what the... How did you enter my house, and why would you do that?

I waited until your parents were gone, then I crawled through your window and

waited until your mouth was full of liquid.

Okay.

Normal guys don't do those things.

Ah, true that.

My drink.

So, you ready?

For what?

Fun! Crazy, weird, teenage fun.

What are you doing with that boombox?

Wait, what are you doing with my corn? Where are you going with my corn?

Just get ready to hit play.

But, but my corn.

Hit it.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Stop. Oh, my God. Stop.

What's wrong?

That activity you're doing to my couch.

Yeah? What about it?

Don't do it anymore.

That was a long dude.

Come here.

What? Come here. I'm coming.

Your parents are in Toronto.

All right, that's practically another country.

Yeah?

Sometimes, you just gotta say rubber duck.

Why would I say rubber duck?

Because rubber duck sets you free.

It's a way of saying, hey, world, I'm going to have fun, and I don't care what

happens.

A rubber duck.

Couldn't I just say that, but without the rubber duck part?

No.

Huh, I wonder who that is.

You'll see.

All right, I'll get the door. You put some pants on.

Rubber duck!

I'm saying that.

Are you Henry?

I'm looking for Henry.

Oh, no, no. I'm, uh... I'm Hen... Rowe.

Sounds pretty close to Henry.

Right.

But it's different.

Because of the O part.

Can you do this, Zach?

Who is that guy? What does he want with me?

I booked us manis.

You booked us what?

That guy does manicures.

Wait, wait, wait. Are you talking about, like, fingernails? Yeah, he works at

the salon my mom goes to once a year.

Okay, what makes you think that I would want him to do my nail?

Rubber duck!

That's a bad answer!

Come on, go tell him to leave.

Why should I leave?

Came in through the back door.

Okay, sir, I don't mean to be rude, but I like my fingernails just the way they

are.

nails am i doing mine me henry or henry doesn't matter please do my nail

rubber duck it all just kind of happened i

wanted an after -school job but then an indestructible superhero hired me to be

his sidekick now we blow bubbles and fight crime feels good

I'm ready to do your nails.

Do we stand?

Do I give you my... I don't know what to do.

I bet you would like it.

Yeah, I bet you would like it.

The next time I saw you, I couldn't be blue.

Because I could probably tell you.

Jasper, turn off the music.

Yeah, why did that door just blow open?

It's cordless.

Wow. Now cord!

Who's he?

My boss. That's right.

Oh,

man.

I'm going to make a sandwich.

All right, Jasper. Take your feet out of that. a tub, and dry him off with his

towel. Okay.

Oh, no way.

No way, no way, no way!

What? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, dude, that's my dad's. I'm not

allowed to touch it.

Well, don't mean that I can't.

Oh. Move.

Ooh, the remote.

What? No, dude, don't touch the remote.

Uh, Henry, I think I know how to work a remote for a remote control car, okay?

Yeah.

off this kitchen counter. Okay.

Easy. Okay, careful. Hey, hey, don't break me. All right. Put me down.

What's up? What do you think?

Can you fix it?

Yeah, I can fix it. Oh, that's great news.

It'll cost you 3 ,000 bucks.

Huh? You said 3 ,000?

Yeah.

This is a vintage remote control car from the 1900s.

Yeah, I know.

Well, then why'd you go and dunk it in water? I didn't mean to. All right.

Hey, we're back from the movie.

Oh, great.

Did you bring me $3 ,000?

No, but I brought you half a box of Milk Dudes. Ooh, I'll take some dudes.

Want a manicure?

Uh, who are you and why are you...

They're professional manicurists. That's Layla, and that's Zach. He is

unbelievable. Oh, my God!

You played with Dad's vintage car?

No, I didn't play with it, okay? My boss came in here, and he drove it into some

foot water, and now it's gonna cost me 3 ,000 bucks to fix it.

Hey, I hate to bring this up, but you and your friend owe Zach and me 50 bucks

for the manic... Uh, yeah, okay.

Whoa, 50 bucks? It's pretty cheap for a couple of manicures. Dang straight it's

cheap. Okay, people!

Look, my parents are going to be back in two days.

And when my dad sees that I broke his dumb toy car, he's going to make my mom

kill me.

Look, son, if I may.

Yeah, what's up?

You need me to fix your dad's car before your parents get home. So you need to

get your hands on 3 ,000 bucks.

Yeah. So why don't you have a party?

You invite a bunch of teenagers here on Saturday night, and you two. You must

know other people who give manicures. I know a lot. There you go.

You get your friends together with their friends. You have yourself a wild mani

-party. Make some money, split the profits, and you should have enough cash

over to pay me to fix your dad's car.

I don't know.

My parents said I'm not allowed to have any parties while they're out of town.

Kid, sometimes you just gotta say, rubber duck.

See?

All right, come on in.

Yeah, welcome to Henry's house. Man needs to wait you.

Oh, hey.

Yo, what's up, dude?

Yeah, have a good time.

The party was off to an amazing start.

Charlotte, Jasper, Piper, and I invited tons of our friends.

And Layla, the prettiest manicurist I ever saw, she invited a bunch of her

friends, other manicurists.

The money.

Oh, man.

It's like insane how much these kids will pay for a quality manicure.

Uh, yeah. Do I have to sit here and keep listening to you narrate?

At one point, earlier in the night, I was going to get a soda.

Layla walked up to me, and I don't know where she stands.

Have you ever made spaghetti on a sailboat?

Hmm? On a sailboat?

Yeah. A boat with sails.

And I was thinking, why not make spaghetti in a kitchen?

You know, because a kitchen is where most people make spaghetti.

Right? I just want to get a manicure.

Henry, we did it!

You made spaghetti on a sailboat?

What? No!

Look!

$3 ,000.

And Piper's collecting more money right now.

What?

Oh, man!

Okay, problem solved.

Yeah, unless there's some other unforeseen complications.

Right.

$2 ,960. $2 ,980.

$3 ,000. Right there. $3 ,000.

Yeah, you can count it if you want. I just counted it right in front of you.

Come on, man. I really need you. All right!

Open my toolbox.

All right.

So, uh, how long are you... Done!

You're done? Yeah, push the green button on the remote and move the joystick

forward. Okay.

3 ,000 bucks and then fix it in five seconds?

Rubber duck.

and dad bailed on the trip yeah they just called from nacho ball and said

they'll be home soon oh wait wait wait which nacho ball the close one or the

nice one

I don't want to talk about it.

Just don't smell your father's arm.

That's a deal.

I'm going to go wash my arm. Have fun.

Henry?

Yeah, Mom?

Can I see you in the kitchen?

There's a problem.

Problem? With my egg.

What do you mean?

It cracked.

My egg is cracked.

Well, I mean, you can still eat it, right?

No, Henry, I can't still eat it.

I'm way... upset with you.