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It was actually invented in the 1700s by a guy named Kevin Sham. Kevin Sham?

Yeah. And he made it by mixing honey with cat poop.

Ah, that's why they call it shampoo.

No, I get it. That's why they use it. Kind of sounds like you made that up.

you make that story up? No, that's just as true as I'm standing here. All right.

What is that?

It's like a gift basket.

Although much larger than most gift baskets.

Who do you think sent it?

I'm not sure.

But it was definitely someone.

So your theory is that it was sent by someone.

Or somebody.

Yeah, I'm just going to check the card.

What's it say?

Um... What?

No way!

Check this out. It was sent by the Dixie Chicks. Shut up. Really?

Look, look, look.

Dear Captain Man and Kid Danger, you guys are even better than country music.

Enjoy the enormous basket.

Love all three Dixie Chicks. No way.

Oh, wow. Dude, that is amazing.

Hey, we got to call the Dixie Chicks and thank them right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, computer.

Hello. How can I help you?

Call Dixie Chicks.

Calling Dixie Fried Chicken.

That's not a fried chicken. That's just a board board.

What's the smoke about?

I don't know.

Why don't you smell it and tell me what it smells like.

All right. I'll just go ahead. Wait, what?

Why do I have to smell it?

Well, what if it's dangerous?

Yeah, well, you're the indestructible one. Yeah, but you're young. You have a

young nose. What? Okay.

You know what? Let's just smell it together, okay? Fine.

All right. What are you getting?

Hits of oak. Okay, I'm getting oak. I'm getting a little bit of berries.

Some notes of maple.

Get some maple.

Get some cinnamon.

Some variety of fruits. Yeah, there it is. Get some nuts.

Definitely get those nuts, babe.

Well,

well, well.

So this...

Girls wear these funny ears, or can boys wear them too?

can't make faces like that.

But I gotta look cool if I want girls to like me for looking cool.

Well, just try a normal, natural smile, okay?

Okay.

Just better?

Yeah, sure.

Hey. What?

You know why this red light's flashing?

What red light?

I think so.

When there's trouble in the man cave and you don't want anybody to be able to

get in or out, you activate a stage two lockdown.

happened to him i just started watching this video it

all

just kind of happened i wanted an after -school job but then an indestructible

superhero hired me to be his sidekick now we blow bubbles and

apple juice.

What?

Oh.

Look who's woke.

Kid dunger.

Yeah, why don't you go change your diaper?

No more diapers, kid.

What?

I said no more diapers.

Maybe you didn't hear about it. I hadn't seen you in a long time. They didn't go

up there and tell you?

Who didn't go up where?

I don't wear diapers anymore, you understand?

What's gotten into you, man?

I was just messing with you a little bit.

I was only kidding with you.

Yeah, well, sometimes it doesn't sound like you're kidding.

Well, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry if I offended you. Yeah, yeah, all right, all right. You know,

I'm sorry, too.

Okay. Okay.

Salute.

Now, why don't you go change your diaper?

What happened?

I was sniffing some colorful smoke in the... Shut up, Captain Ham.

Good one.

You all comfy in there?

No.

What is this thing anyway? Oh, well, I'd be delighted to explain.

You see, I'm going to make you sweat.

Sweat? That's right.

This is a hot box, which I will now set to 110 degrees.

See if you can handle that.

He's Captain Man, idiot. He's indestructible. He can handle that.

hotter temperatures than that.

Yeah, that's right.

Well, let's make it 310 degrees.

Hey, thanks, Kid Danger. Really appreciate the input.

You see, Captain... Sam,

my scientists, who happen to be evil, they tell me that if I drink your sweat,

will become indestructible just like you for about 45 minutes.

You're going to drink Captain Man's sweat?

Well, it's not like I'm looking forward to it. But sure, if it'll make me

temporarily indestructible, then heck yeah, I'm going to drink it. What am I,

stupid?

Ew.

Ew.

Ew.

Jasper, I told you. The elevator won't work while the man cave is on stage two

lockdown. Well, I'm nervous, and this keeps my finger busy.

Well, if you want to stay busy, then you can help me pry this thing off the

wall. What for? Why is that going to help us?

If we get this off, then we can climb into the air shaft, slide down it, and

into the man cave so we can help Ray and Henry.

Henry!

That's Piper.

Yeah, I know. We've got to get rid of her.

Hey, Piper!

We were just back there. Blossing.

We were flossing.

I don't care about your oral hygiene.

I need to see Henry.

Oh, why?

He set up my new phone for me and he turned on the, you know, the facial

recognition security thing. Oh, yeah, that's a really cool feature.

No, it's not.

Yeah, some people don't like it.

Henry set it up with his stupid face, so now I can't unlock my phone without

him. Can't you just wait to use your phone until later tonight?

I can't take this much heat.

Oh, yes, you can, Mr.

Indestructible.

My vial is already half full of your sweet, sweet sweat.

Get up, jerk.

You'll never get away with this. Oh, yeah?

And who's going to stop me?

You're stuck in my sweat tube.

Your little boy toy's trapped in my enormous gift basket.

And as for your fuzzy little co -worker, I locked him in your stupid elevator

with no way out.

Yeah, I will show you who can't get out of this elevator.

Ah, that's my snack heap.

Your point?

Where is Henry?

He's... Henry's... Charlie, what did you say Henry was again?

Uh, he's stuck in the bathroom.

I'm stuck in the bathroom.

That way we can get into the bathroom and help Henry get out.

Fine, then I'll come too. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's a bad idea. Why can't

go?

Because.

He's naked.

Why would he be naked in the bathroom?

Yeah, Jasper, why?

What?

You two don't know that dudes pee naked?

Uh, I guess not.

Watch the store. I don't know anything about stores. Bye. Bye.

Why pee naked?

Okay. You're sure that this shaft goes all the way down to the man cave?

I think so.

Ready?

Yeah. Use me like a boogie boy.

Swallows of this will make me just as indestructible as you are.

For about 45 minutes.

And now... I can't get out of here.

You've got to stop him. I can't. I can't get out of this basket.

I can't believe I'm going to drink man sweat.

Oh, well.

We gotta stop him. It's too late.

He already drank my sweat. Now get out of here before he sees your faces.

Seriously, guys, go, go, go, go. Come on.

Oh, oh.

Your sister needs you to fix her phone.

Get out of here.

What the heck was that?

Uh, I think he tripped.

Elevator door.

I'm the enemy.

Now,

let's see if I'm

indestructible.

Indestructible.

Good job, squash.

I'm going to need about nine gallons of water.

All right. No worries. I'll get some for you right now.

to hurt you.

Okay. Yeah. Just hold up your finger. Why?

Just hold up your finger. Okay.

I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Yes.

Hey, Kid Danger, come here, quick.

Hey, hey, big guy, are you okay?

When will you get me some water?

Just a second.

Your sister's been waiting upstairs for over an hour. What?

Why? What does she want?

Come on, you dumb phone. Will you let me in already?

Too many attempts.

Phone overheating.

That's not good.

Temperature critical. Contact fire department. Using another phone.

work today.