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Yes!

Oh, yes!

Lock that box! Lock it like it's hot!

Oh,

poor Captain Man.

You've got to stop thinking outside the box.

Wait, let me just hang on a sec.

Are you playing the game?

Yeah, it's called Sky Whale.

Man, I don't know who invented this game, but they gotta be geniuses.

I told you guys it was a bad idea to put the on -off switch on the pole.

Don't worry, one of us will get to the switch.

I broke with geniuses.

Oh. Oh, yes!

I'm up in space!

Oh, wow.

I am having a good time.

Stop it!

You will stop playing that game this instant!

Oh, right, right. Sorry.

courtesy to ask me why I trapped you in this transparent box.

Uh, well, I would ask if I cared.

All right, I'll tell you.

You see, exactly 11 minutes from now, this aircraft will fly directly over

the swell view dam.

Hey, watch your language.

I was using the word dam to indicate a concrete wall that retards the...

water.

Oh, damn.

Yes.

Now, do you see that glowing orb next to you? Oh, here we go.

Do you see my glowing orb?

Oh, right.

Orb.

That is a plasmatonic boomsphere.

Great.

Now,

If you'll direct your attention to the screen.

Okay.

When we fly over the dam, my goons will open those rear doors, then push out the

box containing you and my plasmatomic boom spear, and then you'll fall until

impact with the Swellview Dam, at which point the dam will burst, and then

billions of gallons... of water will flood through you, thus upsetting

So, too bad for you, Captain.

In danger!

What

did

you do to my coons?

Robert! Trevor!

What? We're almost over the dam.

Hey, hey, look.

I almost broke 5 ,000.

Yeah, well, check out your buddy who's about to break 6 ,000. What? Shut up!

You will not chat about some silly mobile game while I'm talking about my

plan. Your plan is over, maniac.

I think not.

Captain Man and Kid Danger set their phones to airplane mode.

You

didn't

have to do that.

Airplane mode was under settings.

Hey, can you spell fist?

Uh, do you...

No, no, no, no, no!

Get them!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Hurry!

Dr. Minyak!

Again?

Why do you get it? I'm going to share.

Shall we dance?

one of my main rap rivals.

Hey,

hey, hey, I did not say it was time to murmur.

Now check out this video he texted me yesterday.

Double G, what's good, family? Snoop Dogg.

First of all, thank you for the donation to my charity concert.

I got the check.

$25.

It's all good, though.

You know I raised $227 million for those sick kids?

That's what I did.

Dad,

why'd you throw a meatball at Snoop?

Because of that obnoxious video he sent me.

Bragging and bragging.

Um, I'm not sure that's exactly what Snoop was doing.

Oh, so you wish Snoop Dogg was your dad?

No. No, when did I say that? Hey, Doug, whatever Snoop raised for his charity, I

bet you could raise more.

Yeah, Doug.

Hey, now that's what I'm talking about.

Yeah. Wait, Dad, you're not saying you're going to do a... A revenge

concert.

That's right.

Murmur like that.

reason why we can't make a game about a jump -roping hot dog vampire.

Hot dogs don't even have arms or legs.

They do in my dreams.

And celebrities tell us that all our dreams can come true.

I have told you the celebrities are lying.

Why would Miley lie? You tell me.

Okay!

I'm not sure what you guys are upset about, but I bet it's nothing a few

meatballs can't be.

Meatballs? Meat Hudson.

Mmm. What kind of meat is this?

Uh, you remember that llama farm my dad bought?

Yeah? It didn't work out.

It worked out for us.

They're talking about you.

pretty nice, huh? Hey!

Hey, we're working here.

Yeah, come on. We need to lock down an idea right now. Hey, Tripp! Tripp!

Yeah, I agree.

So where should we go?

I got it.

The Game Shakers are going to Florida.

Why Florida?

You know I hate peninsulas.

Come on, Florida is so warm. Seriously, I think the real question is, why not

Florida?

I get it.

You just want to go to Florida because that's where your little crush, Mason,

came from.

I want to go to Vegas.

Why Vegas?

Because my dad's hooked up in Vegas.

I can get us anything.

Well, I say we all go to the Big Hole.

You mean the Grand Canyon?

No. The Big Hole.

It's the second largest hole in Arizona.

El Grande Hole.

Las Vegas and Florida and the big hole are just going to distract us from work.

So, I say we all go to... Swellview?

What is Swellview? We don't know what that is. What is Swellview?

It's an adorable little town right in the heartland of America.

See? Listen.

Swellview, with its small -town charm, is a perfect spot for vacationers

to relax and get away from the bustle of the big city.

So we're all on board with Florida then? No, I'm not.

Fine then.

Since we can't agree on a place to go, let's just draw straws.

Fine by me. Let's draw straws. Yep.

to secure my fortune, in one week, I will send you back one million America

dollars.

I'm not giving you the money.

If you want a thousand America dollars, you're going to have to earn it.

Ugh, what is this, the 90s?

He needs to know that he can't do this. You have to tell him again.

See?

Yeah, look.

This is a house.

Can you say house?

House.

What's so hard about saying house? I mean, house.

Ooh, what a challenge.

Dad, will you tell Jasper that he can't steal a kid?

His name is Barfield.

No, it's not.

Okay, man, nobody's name is Barfield. Nobody in this whole galaxy is named

anything.

Okay. Why don't you fly to Spain and tell that to the fine people of

There's something wrong with you.

Ding dong.

Ding dong.

Doesn't anyone knock anymore?

Everyone's always so worried about their precious knuckles.

Oh.

Piper? What'd you do?

Uh, can we come in?

Okay.

Dude, what do you guys call the cops on me?

What, uh... You know, I'm really not sure.

Uh, I know I didn't, so... Charlotte!

Hey! You know, while we go outside, you can throw me under an actual bus.

Look, we, uh, we found this kid. I found him. In a neighborhood bush.

Neighborhood Bush.

And now our friend here, Jasper, thinks he can keep him. Yeah, he's right.

What? Wait, seriously?

Yes, the rightful parents have 48 hours to claim the missing child.

But if no one does, then the child belongs to whoever found him.

Told ya.

What?

Well, bye. Wait, what? You're still... Oh,

man. I think I left my gun at the bakery.

Oh, Jerry.

Aw, who's a good boy?

You.

Okay,

game shakers.

So, did everyone draw a straw?

Yep. Absolutely. I did.

Now. As you can see, the straw I drew, it has

a vertical purple stripe.

Okay, not bad.

Vertical. That's not a word.

My turn.

See, I went with a green stripe, and mine's bendy.

Don't do that with your mouth.

What the nuts?

It's Mason Kendall on his motorcycle?

Uh, I thought we were drawing straws. I did. See, there's a glass of Wahoo Punch

with a straw right next to his glorious...

Winner. So, where are we going again?

Swellview, a perfectly normal American city where nothing weird happens.

Come check out the big hole.

No, I'm busy putting the cracker into my big hole.

What is that?

Double G's whiz.

Want to taste it? No, never.

So, Kinsey. What's up?

When we get to Swellview, what hotel are we staying at?

Ugh, Hotel Schmotel.

Ooh, I think my parents got married at the Hotel Schmotel.

a hotel are we no because i went on air be my guest and rented us a house

yeah you know because why stay in a comfy hotel with room service and we can

sleep in the beds of strangers uh -oh

what oh bunny says my dad's having a live press conference right now about

i don't know

$127 million.

Oh, you'll have to wait, because I have a new plan.

I'm going to ruin Double G's charity concert.

What for?

What for? Don't you understand?

If I did, I wouldn't have said, what for?

By stopping Double G, I'll be depriving a charity from receiving $300 million

for meetings.

afternoon. Three Thursday afternoon.

What? Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm gonna go into the... What was that? What's going on?

What the heck?

Baby,

are you hurt?

Hey, bring those suitcases to the front door, would ya?

Piper, explain.

Right now.

I needed to make money to give to Prince Fahard, so I listed our house on Airbnb

my guest.

You what?

Uh, you guys?

Yeah.

This is blood.

I'm gonna go upstairs and wipe my head.

Gross. Don't use our good towels.

Thank you all for caring.

Ah, another doorbell ringer.

They're here. Oh, tickets. It's your hotel confirmation number.

You booked us rooms at the Staines Hotel?

Yeah, I packed you guys bags. Now get out. We can't afford the Staines.

Please, you guys, just get out.

No. No, we want to meet these people you rented our house to.

No. What if they think you're weirdos? Then leave and don't pay me. All right.

am not going to be called a weirdo in my own home. Don't be a baby.

I'm not a baby.

I'm 38 and a half years old.

I got this.

What? No.

Hello.

We are from New York.

I'm sorry we scared you, but nobody answered the door. So we went around

in. Well, you're in the right place.

I'm Piper, and this is your home for the next three days. Whoa.

You're going to throw four children out in the street?

That's not what we're saying. Look, we don't mean this to sound awkward, but

deal I made says only one resident of the house, Piper Hart, can be present

during the rental term.

Yep, they're right.

Listen, girls, my husband and I can stay in a hotel, but we would feel more

comfortable if someone a little older, like our son, stayed here with Piper and

you guys.

Oh.

No, that's not acceptable. We really need to focus on work.

Hey, what goes on?

bringing it.

He's your son?

Yes. Yeah, we've reconsidered. We've changed our minds. Your son can stay.

best that he stays.

It kinda needs to happen.

Let's pitch a game about, like, the... Trip!

You guys, we came here to work, okay?

I mean, come on, you don't see me and Kenzie being all... Kenzie, what are you

doing? Going through Henry's backpack.

Okay, you are setting a really bad example for the bookshelf buddies over

so maybe you want to...

to boy uh yeah i was only gone for like 15 minutes 15 minutes to win it yeah

bae huh okay you guys more chinese food coming in

uh i saw two

girls here we were supposed to focus on work well why can't we eat chinese food

and think of a new game at the same time

We make video games. We have our own company, Game Shakers.

Super successful.

Game Shakers.

Wait, didn't Game Shakers make that game Skywheel? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did.

What? Shut up. Okay.

It's just, I love that game. When did you... Uh, hang on, my boss.

His boss?

Hmm, he's got a job.

A working...

Will you come talk some sense into your silly friend? I'm not silly. I'm a

parent. You're apparently silly.

Bam, wordplay. You lose.

Hey, what's the problem?

Jasper's trying to make me give him paternity leave.

I have a son. His name is Barfield, and I found him in a bush.

According to state law, when a person becomes a new

parent, that's... A parent is entitled to three months of paid vacation so that

he or she may have quality time to bond with his or her new child.

You're not a parent. If no one claims my child but tomorrow night, I sure am.

And state law says you've got to give me paternity leave.

Oh, you can't reach it?

Oh, maybe you're too short to be a parent.

You know you're still on the phone with Henry. Dear mother, I forgot about

Henry.

Hey, somebody send me some mooshu. I like the mooshu.

What? Why do you need new shoes?

What?

Oh, he's out the door.

Farfield! Come back, son!

Irresponsible!

Hey, are you there?

Yeah, sounds like you got people over.

Oh, yeah, some kids are renting our house for a couple days.

That's stupid.

No, it's pretty cool, because they're the game shakers.

Yeah, I don't know what that means.

They're these kids who create a bunch of cool games, including Skywheel.

Wait, are you saying that the people who created the game Skywheel are at your

house right now?

Yeah.

Isn't that cool?

Right?

Right, isn't that cool?

My fortune says, um, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

What the butt is that?

That's your fortune.

No, a fortune predicts something that's going to happen in the future. She's

right. I guess your fortune is more like a suggestion.

Yeah, well then it's BS!

Which stands for bad suggestion.

This is an abbreviation.

Piper, where are you going with those chopsticks?

I'm going to the Chinese restaurant to tell them I'm not taking their bad

suggestion.

Well,

my fortune says a nice boy named Henry will fall in love with you.

Oh, my God.

That's pretty specific. You're pretty specific.

What's up?

Where's that burglar?

Whoa, Captain Man.

Shut up.

All window repair guy.

Wait, that could be the real Captain Man.

If I wasn't the real Captain Man, could I do this?

And then say, I'm okay.

Pop that vase for Mother's Day.

Whoa, Captain Man.

I thought I saw you walk in this house.

Hey, who's this kid who I've never seen before until just now?

I don't know.

And why are you talking like this?

Captain Man?

Yes? Well, you're such an awesome superhero.

Go on. Oh, man.

I just wish there was a video game about you.

A video game about me?

Come on.

I'd play it. I think all people would play it.

Well, you're probably right.

Take care.

You said I could play with the laser.

Bring it back in ten minutes.

Oh, yeah.

So, Captain Man, why are you here in my house?

To stop that burglar.

Well, there's no burglar.

Well, we can't be sure. Well, I'm pretty sure.

Hey,

where's Kid Danger?

Yeah, where's Kid Danger?

Oh, he's getting his nails done.

Guys, I really doubt that Kid Danger would do something like that, but okay.

Um, hi.

Captain Man.

Um, we're from New York. We run a mobile game company. It's called Game Shakers.

Super successful.

So you're the Game Shakers?

Yeah. Well, I wish I'd known.

If you want to talk with us about making a Captain Man game, I mean, we'd be

totally into the idea.

Oh, dang it. Hold that thought.

Aloha from Hawaii, Captain Man.

Well, well, Dr.

Minyak. What? How is he alive?

We watched him jump out of that cargo plane without a parachute.

Hello? Cargo plane?

Hello?

want, maniac?

Oh, not much. I just thought that since I'm here relaxing in Hawaii, I'd tell

you about my newest plan.

What plan?

Well, I'm sure you've heard of this popular celebrity, Double G.

Hey, that's my dad. I'm Triple G.

Uh, I'm kind of in the middle of a meeting right now with some people that

to make a video game about me, so...

You want to tell me about your plan or not?

Of course I do. That's why I'm calling you from Hawaii.

I think your Hawaii fell down.

I don't think he's in Hawaii.

Perhaps you've heard that Double G is giving a huge concert for charity in New

York City.

Yeah, everybody knows about that, so?

That charity concert is not going to happen because I, Dr.

Horatio D. Minyak, am going to stop it via sabotage.

And there's nothing that you or that punk kid Danger can do about it.

Mahalo.

Oh, my God. Who was that mean man?

Dr. Minyak.

Is what they call him on the news.

What's that freak got against my dad?

Don't worry about Maniac. His plans never work.

Well, what if this plane actually... Shh!

Now, this mobile game you're going to make about me, imagine me, Captain Man,

fighting giant moon robots with my sidekick, a female chihuahua.

Babe? Are you sniffing Henry's pillow?

Yes.

Okay, Tripp, I don't think you're helping anything by walking back and

going...

anything about that guy, Dr.

Maniac.

Minyak.

Well, whatever his name is, I don't want him messing up my dad's concert.

Uh, you guys, you think it's cool if I have some Henry's bubblegum? Yeah, who

really cares?

Anyway, you can relax, because now we know Captain Man. Yeah, Captain Man's

going to let anything bad happen to your father.

But my dad's in New York, not here in Swellview.

I better go back home and keep an eye on him. No, no, no, no.

The four of us came all the way here so we could focus and figure out a new game

to make.

Yeah, right.

All you two want to focus on is handsome Henry.

What? Seriously?

Oh, you mean these two?

The smitten kittens?

Hey, hey.

Piper said you need towels.

Oh. Henry, you're so sweet to bring us towels. Yeah, they look so soft and

fluffy.

We love the towels.

Well, here they are.

How did Hudson get dressed like Kid Danger?

It happened when he blew a bubble with Henry's oddly

glowing gum.

Whoa, man.

I'm Kid Danger?

No!

Henry is Kid Danger.

And the hot get...

Uh, what? No, what? No, I'm just as confused as you guys. Oh, my God. This

crazy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay, here's some extra pillows.

Okay,

okay.

Piper did not deserve that.

magic trick. Now, you gotta finish it, right, Bork?

Oh, but I forgot how to reattach myself.

Henry, help me.

No, no, I can't, man. I got something going on right now.

All right, that's it.

Bork, take the half a schwoz that has a mouth out of here.

Hey, aren't those the Game Shaker kids?

Okay.

Now don't get mad.

Henry, they're waking up! What? Oh, shh!

Charlotte, open the elevator door! Ah, jeez! Go, come on, go, go!

Uh,

what's going on?

Hey! Why don't we all go have some hot chocolate? Could we?

The Hudson kid, he found my gum and he blew a bubble. Oh, no, no, no.

And then he turned into, you know, like me. And everybody saw. Yes, yes, they

all saw, man. They all saw. And then that Kenzie girl, she figured out that

Kid Danger. Oh, my God.

And then I freaked out. I freaked out, man. I freaked out. And then I just, I

just.

You just what?

I just turned zappy.

And I just, I. I could stop. I zapped everyone.

And then I zapped my sister.

The Game Shaker kids decide to take a... a pajama hike.

Yeah.

Pajama hike.

And they probably won't ever come back.

Hopefully they paid you in advance.

Believe in your dreams.

Henry.

If he only knew my dreams.

All right, kid.

Time to clean up your mess.

Come on, man. Do we really have to erase their memories?

Yes! Now turn the elevator power back on and open the door.

Everyone. Hi. What's up?

Please. Oh, uh, my name is Daenerys Targaryen.

And pretend I'm not here.

What happened to us?

What is this place?

Hi, everyone.

Welcome to the man cave.

Now, if you kids will just look this way, please, toward me.

I'm just going to use this to take a pic of you guys.

Oh, yeah.

That's a great idea. Come on, everyone. Let's get in close.

Here we go.

All right, stop it.

If you're going to wipe their memories, you should at least have the guts to

tell them.

Wipe our memories?

Fine, it's fine. It's just a camera.

With a trigger. Okay, everyone smile and say amnesia.

If you wipe our memories, we won't be able to make the cool game about you.

Yeah, and we had all those amazing ideas. I know, too bad, right?

Wait.

Wait, like what ideas?

You know, stuff like you, Captain Man, and Kid Danger. Yeah.

Traveling through time, fighting moon robots.

Yeah, big, scary moon robots. And other villains from history. And from the

future. Ah, so like a... Time travel angle.

Yeah, yeah. And we'll call it a... We'll call it... Crime Warp. Yes, Crime Warp.

That's definitely the name. Exactly, yeah.

Crime Warp.

This game sounds pretty sick, dude.

Yeah, I know. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

But we can't make games without our memories.

Simple biology.

Hey, whose feet are these?

Go check it out.

Please. There you go.

There was trouble tonight in New York City.

Also known as the Big Pear.

That's wrong, Mary.

Anyway, tonight a brutal attack was attempted on famous rapper Double G

while he was in his office grilling a steak.

Dub! My dad was attacked!

Okay, that's disgusting.

And according to New York police, The attackers claim to have been hired by a

criminal from right here in Swellview, Dr.

Minyak.

Minyak. That's the guy who's trying to stop my dad from doing the revenge

charity concert.

Yeah, and following along.

Okay.

Luckily, Double G was unharmed, but thanks to a box of fireworks, two of his

main bodyguards, Bunford Simmons and Rutherford P.

Ainsworth, were very harmed.

Oh, poor buddy.

Ainsworth.

They'll be resting painfully in the hospital for a while, but the two

are expected to make a full recovery.

I guess they forgot to guard their own bodies.

This is a disaster!

No, no, come on. They said Benny and Ruthless are going to be all right. But

they're in the hospital, resting painfully.

Kid Danger, you guys got to come back to New York with us to protect my dad.

Please.

You guys swear you're going to make a super cool game about me and Kid Danger?

Yes, absolutely.

Well, kid, looks like we're going to New York.

Thank you.

Yeah, but not you, Schwoz. Oh, come on. Just take my upper half.

No thanks. That's disgusting.

Then take my lower half.

You can take the half.

Yeah, see, Barfield? This is how we men shave our faces.

820, 840, 860, 880, 920. No, no, no.

not clear on how you became a... He didn't. He found that kid in a bush.

So, Barfield's gonna be all mine in just one hour.

Unless his real parents come back and claim him.

Well, they're not gonna find him here.

Because I scraped the address off the side of your house.

Oh, dang it.

Now, how am I gonna know if this is a six or a nine?

Oh, my God.

Her name? Janet Tetrasini.

when Miss Tetrasini received part of the prince's fortune. But rumor has it that

Jan is now dating the handsome 14 -year -old prince.

Dating him?

During my dad's show?

Is that cool?

Okay, well, who is she?

She, she, she, she's my fiancé.

Congratulations.

Yeah, sure, have a seat.

All right, so I want the cameras to be closer.

You need to stop that.

But I can't. I'm too nervous for my dad.

Everyone in position?

Babe and Kenzie in position?

Backstage is clear.

Copy that.

Hudson, you there?

Yep. I don't see Minyak anywhere.

Henry, Ray, do you copy?

Henry? Ray?

Okay, hey, Char.

We're on stage.

No sign of Dr. Maniac yet.

Copy that.

Babe, Kenzie. We do?

Go for Kenzie.

Yeah, uh, for the Captain Man and Kid Danger game.

Yeah, I'm thinking I should have really big muscles, like, even bigger than the

ones I actually have. That was not the answer, guys.

Hey, will you guys just keep an eye on my dad?

Yeah. It's all good, Triple G.

We got eyes on Double G right now.

All right. Butt left.

Butt right.

Butt left.

Butt right. Pick it up. Butt left.

Butt right. Yeah. Butt left.

Butt right.

What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm not doing anything. What? Huh?

What's up?

Let's go.

Man.

Henry's cute, isn't he?

I prefer Kid Danger.

Yes.

Yes, the moment is nigh.

Nobody ever knows what that means.

It means that soon I will be famous again.

Right after I disrupt this charity concert by turning Double G into a

buffoon. Well, Double G is right there. Do it now.

I must do it during the concert so that hundreds of millions of people will see

the devastation I've wrought and know that I, Dr. Midyak, were the cause.

What's that dumb thing on your wrist?

It's the opposite of dumb.

It's a weapon of my own design.

What's it do?

Well, it fires an amorphous glob of neurokinetic energy.

And?

I'll demonstrate.

You observe.

Hey, you know where the men's room's at?

Fifteen minutes, guys.

Piper. What?

You can't live the rest of your life face down in the carpet.

Doorbell.

I'll get it.

I guess no one knocks anymore.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who are you?

Wait. This is Tommy Hayes.

He's Hickory's father.

That's his mother.

Wait, I want to see proof that they're Barfield's parents.

His name is Hickory.

What kind of a name is Hickory?

Look, here's a photo of the three of us.

Here's his birth certificate.

And it's a picture of him being born.

Oh.

Jasper, this looks pretty legit.

Oh, man.

Excuse me?

Coming up next... Oh, look! Look it!

Double G, live from the Apollo 13 Theater!

Okay, people, we are less than 60 seconds...

stage light.

And cue spotlight.

Drop that.

What are we doing? Just keep an eye out for Dr. Maniac.

Right. I'm dancing.

Well, then do it. I shall.

Let's blow a bubble.

Let's save a double G.

Let the tap maniac.

No!

Captain Man and Kid Danger!

Quick! Stop them!

I got this thing in my hand? What thing?

Your face!

Oh, which ocean?

Oh, just one of the big ones.

It's your show.