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Oh, bit me.

Oh, keep trying.

Ah, got me there.

That was close.

Hey, guys, guess what just happened? Ah, my nose!

Who threw that ball?

Yeah, who?

I mean, I'm okay.

But who?

Uh, someone.

I didn't throw that ball. You did, too. She did.

That was me.

I don't

fret, Schwanz.

Captain Man knows how to fix a nosebleed.

Two hot dogs.

Plain. Hot dogs?

Shh. Two hot dogs.

Plain.

Hey, Hen.

Guess what I'm training for.

Uh, does it involve bouncing?

Kinda.

Let me give you a hint.

He's training for a three -on -three dodgelene tournament.

Aw, your hint revealed too much.

Hey, I've heard of dodgelene.

Oh, hush.

Isn't that basically just dodgeball on trampolines?

Pretty much.

Thought so.

Yeah!

Wait,

so who are the two other players on your team?

Well, one is Piper.

My little sister, Piper. Yeah, she's small, so it makes her hard to hit. And

she's naturally vicious.

That is true.

Tell him who you want the third member of your dodgling team to be.

Well, he's about this tall.

All right, all right. All right, I get it. He's handsome.

Oh, God, stop. I can't take this anymore.

So, will you be on my team?

Yeah, sure, man. Sounds fun. I know. Because with your new superpower, you're

hydromodiddly.

Hypermotility. Yeah, yeah. With your insane hand speed and foot speed, the

teams won't be able to lay a ball on you.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute.

Oh, all right. Okay.

Let me guess. You have... I have some reason why this is bad or wrong or

dangerous or too much fun.

Uh, I have a reason.

Henry's superpower is for fighting crime, not for bouncing and dodging

Yeah, he can't use his superpower to win competitions.

You're a fun squasher. Yeah.

Okay, you better take that back.

No. Or... When you ask me to be on your team, I'm going to say no.

I take it back. Good. Will you be on my team? No.

She tricked me.

Sorry, kid.

All right, Schwoz, why don't you keep those hot dogs up your nose for

Did you eat those bloody nose hot dogs?

I'll never tell.

Coming up next, we got the Jumpin' Jasper, who will be going up against the

Bilky Bouncer.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm Mitch, and I'm back.

The Mitch is back.

Back from what?

Back from... Shut up, Hart.

You guys are ready to play.

Dude, you don't stuff your face full of food right before a match.

Don't tell me I'll live my life.

Hey, I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick.

Why?

To take a tennis lesson.

Uh, okay.

Well, since you were just very sarcastic to me, now you can't have a lick of my

ice cream cone.

Check out this mischief.

Hey,

who just heaved that ball?

Okay, protein's ready.

Come on, you okay? Hey, hey, what's wrong?

He won't stop choking.

to go or not.

Um, one sec.

Henry, you have to join our team. Dude, I totally would, but Ray said I can't

use my superpower for stuff like this. Ray's not here.

Well, Charlotte is. So? So if I join your team, you know she's going to give

that look. What look?

Um,

are we going to play dodge a lean or are you two just going to stand here and

kiss?

We're just good friends.

My name's Henry Horton. I got a bunch of good friends.

All right.

Let's dodge some balls. Yeah.

an after school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

I had to meet his face, and he was all... Hey, guys.

What are you guys laughing about?

Oh.

We were just like... I texted him, but I didn't see him. And I was like, oh,

yeah. So how's it going? So how you doing?

Okay. I feel like there's something going on here.

And you guys don't want to tell me what it is.

No. No.

Nothing's going on. Nothing at all.

I didn't mean to do anything bad.

Jasper, don't. Oliver choked on the food bar and passed out. Stop talking.

So I either had to forfeit or ask Henry to play. Oh, nice job.

I know Henry wasn't supposed to use his hypermotility to play dodgingly, but he

said he would play and we won, but now I'm scared of the consequences.

You've killed us.

Henry, did you seriously use your superpower to win a game of dodgeball

on trampolines?

Yeah. Yeah, I did, okay?

What? I... Charlotte,

how could you allow this to happen?

Me? Well, you're the responsible one.

I was in the bathroom.

Why?

Why? Because I drink liquids.

Okay, you promise to never do it again?

No, I'm doing it again tomorrow.

What?

Tomorrow?

With all dude respect, you're not the boss of me when I'm not working.

So... Oh.

Okay.

I see.

Well, you just keep on playing, then.

Really?

I mean, you're cool with it?

No.

But you just keep on playing.

What does that mean?

Nothing.

But it kind of sounded like... Nothing, okay?

Okay. Okay.

Oh, yeah, man, this must be the place.

Oh, yeah, it sure must be the place. All right.

How did my life become this?

Look, we need to teach Henry a lesson so that he'll never misuse it.

Uh, yo, Miss Dude.

Yo, Miss Dude.

Yes. Uh, we want to enter the dodging tournament.

Yeah, baby.

Very excited to throw some balls at other people.

Well... Sorry, but if you wanted to be in the tournament, you had to sign up by

last Friday.

Um, like, we'd get that, but... Hey, hey, hey.

So, um, maybe you will let us play in the tournament if we bribe you with some

money?

Oh, good Lord.

All right, come here.

So, uh, why don't I take this?

Here are some passes.

Now go sign in and you can play.

Thanks.

But first... What?

Look.

Now we got the passes and we get our money back.

What was the point of the bribe?

What do you mean?

If you were going to say it for her, you could have just done that in the first

place and then taken the passes. So your bribe...

Let's do this!

I... Will you say something to him? Yeah, Jasper, buddy, will you please put

a shirt that goes all the way down to your pants?

Why? We're in round two, and this will show him that we play to win.

No, all it's gonna show him is that you've got a weird belly button.

What's wrong with it? Just... Oh, what is this?

What's what?

Um, nothing. Will you sign us in, please?

Sure. Thank you.

Anything to get me away from that weird hole.

Hey, I'm going to go to the bathroom to look at something.

Your belly button?

No.

Uh, hey.

Oh, check out the competition.

Ah, look who it is. That's a guy.

I'd rather be anywhere but here.

Okay, what are you guys doing? Will you get out of here?

Whoa, no can do, Broseph.

Yeah, you better check your privilege.

Why are you guys here?

To make sure you don't win this competition by misusing your superpower.

Oh, really?

And how are you going to do that?

Well, if you don't quit and drop out, we're going to have to beat you.

Well, my reflexes are about a hundred times faster than yours, though.

How are you going to do that?

Easy.

With this.

You're going to beat me by wiggling your fingers.

No.

By using the special glove that Schwoz made.

I didn't get a special glove.

What makes that glove so special?

Let's just say it makes a person throw balls.

A little faster than normal.

Observe.

Impressive.

for motility still makes me a little bit faster than you.

You're not that fast.

Well, then I'll have to pull Schwoz's pants down without any of you noticing.

You didn't pull Schwoz's pants down.

See you guys on the tramps.

I don't want to see this.

your pants up.

Okay, we're down to just six teams for this year's Dodge Elite Tournament.

First up, we got the Jumpin' Jaspers playing against the Dodgers.