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* Xiaolin Showdown

* Xiaolin Showdown

I ask for knife throwing lessons,

mom sends me figure skating.

You never know when it will come in handy.

Now I feel kind of bad for making a robot out of her juicer.

That Spicer kid sure has nice form.

Whoo! Lookie there! Triple sow cow!

What? Cowboys can't like figure skatin'?

Come on, homie!

Just because you're built like a hockey puck

doesn't mean you have to skate like one.

Jack Spicer, your fancy spinning

may impress the crowd,

but it will not win you the Gills of Hamachi.

But this will, ice ball.

Jet bootsu!

Whoa! Unh!

The Gills of Hamachi are ours!

Oh...

Unh!

Orb of Tornami! Water!

Huh?

Aah!

Dang you, Omi! Dang you!

You're the man!

Your useless prancing cost us 3 Shen Gong Wu!

I'm and artiste.

I communicate with my feet.

If I had feet, I'd communicate all over you.

The Gill of Hamachi.

We will be able to breathe underwater.

Hello?

Clay: What is that?

It's a girl.

Someone should jump in to save her.

Ooh!

Someone with a lot of body fat.

Hey!

Easy. Let's get you out of that popsicle pinata.

Unh!

Whoa!

Down where I come from,

girls don't have fins.

A real mermaid.

Been a while since I've seen one of these.

My name is Dyriis.

And you, you risked this freezing Water to rescue me?

Well, you know they say I'm kind of a rebel.

Dyriis!

Oh, no!

Unh!

Glove of Jisaku!

No! They're explosive!

Ju-ju-flytrap!

Aah!

Sword of the Storm!

Aah!

Unh! Aah!

What be this?

It be Jack. Jack the impressed.

Let's chat.

Who was that unattractive and truly frightening man?

His name is Klofange.

He's been chasing me for as long as I can remember.

Dyriis: The last time we met,

he had me cornered...

There was no way i thought I'd survive.

But then...

Aah! Aah!

Dyriis: The avalanche trapped us, frozen in time,

till you saved me.

But why is he chasing you?

There are other mermaids in the sea.

Actually, there aren't.

I'm the last one.

That ugly, no-good snake,

huntin' down a--heh heh-- lady like yourself.

Almost makes Jack Spicer look decent.

Not everyone is such a true gentleman.

Heh...

Well, just slip yourself aboard the old Dojo express

and we'll get you out of here.

Oh, thank you, but I can't.

I have to stay submerged in Water.

It's a mermaid thing. Heh.

Ooh!

I am having the most brilliant idea!

Don't worry.

He brushes every day.

Here, you can use the Orb of tonami to keep you moist.

Cute and smart.

Is there anything you can't do?

Mm-mmm.

Ahh...

What does that one do?

You'll see soon enough...

If you don't leave me be!

He takes nothing from nobody--

just like me.

I'm thinking team-up.

You just know we're gonna bag a ton of Shen Gong--

hear me once.

Don't have no wants for Shen Gong Wu.

I want only the mermaid.

I think I know where... To find her.

Ooh...

Oh...Kimiko.

I just want you to know, unlike some warriors,

I don't totally love it around a pretty face.

Of course not.

There's a word for people like that--

boys.

But you already know that.

You're much prettier than I am.

No.

You think so?

Absolutely.

It doesn't take a genius to get boys to do what you want.

Want to give it a try?

Kimiko: Omi!

Huh?

What is it, Kimiko?

It's my turn to empty Dojo's litter box.

Could you do that for me?

But should you not be doing your own chores?

Mmm...My arms are so tired,

and yours are so strong.

Oh...Yes...

If you--uh...

I could--uh, I will clean it at once!

That was easy.

You did good, Jack.

He knows my name!

I will rid the world of the mermaid,

and anyone fool enough to stand in my way!

Raimundo? Kimiko?

Omi? Clay?

I was going to see if Dyriis needed more Water in her tub.

I'll take care of that.

I'm taking her a couple of sponges anyway.

I thought the little lady

could use a late night fish snack.

Is anyone else feeling the weirdness here?

Oh, tell me he was watching that!

Focus, Jack.

Worry about your special friend later!

Jackbots, attack!

A head-on attack?

That's not Jack's style.

Something here smells funnier

than beans night at a skunk diner.

Look!

I must save her!

I've gotta save her!

I'm gonna save her!

Fine.

I'll take the robots.

Yay!

Judallet flip! Fire!

Help me! I'm melting!

Maybe I should have taken out

that Fire policy on my jackbots.

I will be the rescuer!

Yeah? You and what army?

Hey, I'm the hero!

Prepare to suffer a humiliating...

Defeat.

Hold on, Dyriis! I'll save you!

Whoa!

Not! Can't let you hurt the lady, partner--

ooh!

Seismic kick!

Huh?

The mermaid be gone!

But how is that possible?

How could she travel out of Water?

There be your lady.

A monster.

Perhaps the most dangerous this world's ever seen.

Whoa! Well, rewind!

If she's a monster, that means you're a--

a good guy?

But i--you-- need alone time.

Yes, I hunts her like she says...

But it's to keep her from destroying the lot of us.

She aims to flood the planet,

ruling it from under sea.

That mermaid beauty's fooled many a good man.

But when she leaves the Water,

her true form be revealed.

'Tis something no man should have to see twice in one lifetime.

You were lucky.

We've been robbed!

Looks like she bagged 3 of our Wu.

The tunnel armadillo,

Golden Tiger Claws,

and Fist of Tebigong.

How did she know about the vault?

Um, I may have mentioned it to her,

but she said she never saw one before.

But wasn't a monk there guarding it?

She, uh, kind of got me to convince

one of the boys to hand scrub all the bathrooms.

She had me fill the armadillo with seawater.

I figured it was just a rebel prank.

Now it all makes sense.

Dyriis wanted to know which Shen Gong Wu

would have the power to create giant volcanoes

to melt the polar ice caps and flood the world.

I assumed it was idol chat chit.

Hmm...You sure you lot are the good guys?

But she would still have to drill close enough

to the Earth's core to set off an earthquake.

No one could withstand the heat.

Ahem. Uh, did I mention that a new Shen Gong Wu just revealed itself?

The Black Beetle.

It coats its owner in a heat resistant black body armor...

Like a beetle's shell.

And I kinda sorta told Dyriis where to find it.

It just came up.

Unh! Aah!

Just tell me where the beast went,

and I'll--

you must allow us

to make up for our foolishness.

We will hunt the mermonster together!

Last stop, artic ocean!

Home of the Black Beetle.

Ah...Ah... and the common cold.

Choo!

So where is it?

The Wu is less than a mile that-a-way.

Remember, our foe is very slippery,

and very evil,

and very, very pretty.

Omi?

Gills of Hamachi!

Dyriis: Omi!

The Black Beetle!

Dyriis: Omi!

Huh?

I hope you didn't believe all the terrible things that man said about me.

I--you--so pretty.

No, I did not believe.

Too bad!

Huh? No! Huh?

You don't belong in my world, Omi.

Time to say good-bye.

Unh!

I warn you!

I can hold my breath a very long time!

Except when I'm talking!

Did you get the Black Beetle?

Does it look like I got the Black Beetle?!

No, it looks like you lost the Gills of Hamachi.

I will not be defeated by a fish!

Even a very pretty fish.

I mark her off your starboard.

That's your right. All: Huh?

Raimundo: She's heading for the armadillo!

Guess who's back on the right side.

And by that, I mean the wrong side.

Uh...

I'm with the evil mermaid.

Jack, she's a monster!

She's trying to flood the Earth!

So? She's quirky.

Sharkbots, attack!

Those things are ornerier than a possum on possum pie day.

Forget Jack Spicer.

We must stop the mermaid!

Aah!

Let me out of this machine!

She'll be gettin' away from you again!

No, my friend.

The mermaid is loose because of me.

And besides, she has something of mine,

and I would very much like it back!

Serpent's Tail!

Gills of Hamachi!

I've got an idea.

Glove of Jisaku!

Raimundo: Yeah, a bad idea.

They're headin' for us!

Reversin' mirror!

Aah!

Do something!

Aah!

Your evil flood plan will be unclogged!

Hyah!

Ow!

Omi, how could you be so mean?

Oh...

I'm a most sorry.

I--

I can't believe you keep falling for that.

Huh? Huh?

It is time to separate the men from the fish.

Omi: Great ghost of daji!

Oh...

Where are the Shen Gong Wu?

The Black Beetle!

Back away! It's mine!

No! It is a Xiaolin Showdown!

I'll wager my Fist of Tebigong

against your Gills of Hamachi.

The game is steal the Wu.

Whoever takes the other's Wu first wins.

And we play it on dry land.

You fool! You can't let her out of the Water!

When on dry land, she turns to her true monstrous form!

How bad could she be?

Oh, that bad.

Huh. Let's go.

Xiaolin Showdown!

Gong yi tan pi!

Aah!

Unh!

Aah!

Gills of Hamachi!

Why didn't she grab the gills when she had the chance?

She's a predator,

likes to play with her food first.

You've gone and doomed us all, boy!

Water!

Aah!

Hyah!

Unh!

Aah!

Mmwah!

Clay: Nice going, slick.

Yes!

Girls are very easy to fool.

Uh...

Oh, I mean, pretty girls.

Uh, pretty mermaid girls?

You'd have made a fine beast hunter.

And you are noble Xiaolin dragon.

Perhaps we could--

avast, ye beast!

Now you've got business to settle with Klofange!

No!

You know how it must end

for me and the beast.

Aah!

Farewell, brave warrior.

Stranded on the ocean...

Alone!

How long before I start talking to people

who aren't really there?

Aah!

It's happening!

Huh?

Kimiko: Hey, Jack, need a lift?

Oh, Kimiko, thank you, thank you, thank--

she didn't say you could ride with us.

Ouch! Ooh! Oh!

Aah! Oh! Oh!

Please! Aah!

Aah!