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Xiaolin Showdown.

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Xiaolin Showdown.

Ah! There it is!

Lotus Twister!

Unh!

Whoa! No!

Aah!

Aah!

This Mosaic Scale is mine!

Too bad!

* whoo, whoo, uh, uh *

you do the dance of happy too soon, Jack Spicer!

Hi-yah!

Yah! Cha!

Whoa!

Hyah!

Oof!

Jack-bots, attack!

Need a little help there, pardner?

No. There is only 5 of them.

Hyah! Ha! Hyah! Hyah!

Hi-yah!

Aah!

Raa!

And it's a corner kick by Omi,

in for the goal!

Aah! My hair!

Perfect.

Ha ha ha!

Hey, no one said anything about you going for a swim.

Water's fine. Want to join me?

No, Water's not my element.

Looks like you dropped this.

Is that why Jack got to the Shen Gong Wu before you?

No!

Then he outran you?

No!

Oh, then, uh, he must have outsmarted you

with one of his underhanded trickeries.

Just drop it, ok, Omi?

Ok...

Aw, it don't matter much how it happened.

It's ours now.

Let's head 'em up and move 'em out.

Yes. We should forget the whole thing.

Anyone can make a mistake.

I don't make mistakes!

That was fast. How'd it go?

Be quiet!

What?! What did I say?

The young Omi is an impressive warrior.

It's a pity he's wasting his talents

fighting against the forces of evil.

What are you doing?

Do you have to sneak up on me all the time?

Would you prefer I did this?

Aah!

Whatever you do, please! Don't do that.

You're here looking for Chase Young.

Could it be that one certain disembodied floating head

is getting jealous?

Don't be ridiculous! Ah ha ha!

What's so special about Chase Young anyway?

He's only the world's most skilled master of t'ai chi.

You know, that's how you get to be the best?

Hanging with the best.

Heh heh heh heh!

What is your purpose?

Uh, hi, Chase. It's Jack.

I thought you might want to, you know,

hang out?

Chase: I do not "hang out."

Be gone.

Nice, tigers.

Anyway, I was just, you know,

wondering if you'd given any thought

to us working together as evil cohorts?

For me to even consider your disturbing proposition,

you must first bring me something of value.

If you want to be Chase's pathetic little lackey,

fine! I will have no part in it.

Now, what do you get and evil super-genius who has everything?

Hmm! Nobody's ever going to accuse me

of making a mistake like that again.

Raimundo: Kimiko, you down there?

Kimiko?

Aah! I am so busted.

Master Fung will have me scrubbing tiles with a toothbrush

till I'm 90 for this!

Hey, Kimiko.

You want to join us in a game of Texas hold 'em?

Sure. Be right there.

If you are still in a stinky mood,

I can teach you some meditation techniques

to control your--

Anger.

No problem. I'm all over it.

I'll join you in just a second!

Clay won't mind if I stash this

in his room for a while.

Eee-yee-hee-hee...

Ahh!

It's good to be free again.

And this time, nobody'll be able to stop me.

Kimiko: Can't catch me!

Aah!

Ooh!

Heh heh heh ha ha ha!

Hey, Clay, what gives?

Oh, I believe, you!

Heh heh heh ha ha ha!

Aah!

Raimundo! Are you all riiight...

Unh!

Heh heh heh ha ha ha ha!

It appears that someone sawed the limb.

Yeah, same with this one.

Clay: Unh!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Gotta go, but let's do it again sometime, hmm?

Hmm hmm hmm ha ha ha ha ha!

Anyone notice Clay's acting a little strange?

Mwah ha ha ha!

Uh, I'm not here to raid your Shen Gong Wu.

Who's stoppin' you?

Well, Jack, if you help me find the Monarch Wings,

I'll make it worth your while.

Are you asking if we can form an evil alliance?

Put it there, Baby.

Oh! Ha ha ha ha!

Clay, what are you doing with Jack Spicer?

Clay and I have formed an evil super-genius alliance.

Clay, I order you to put down those Shen Gong Wu.

I do not wish to hurt you!

Huh? Uh-oh!

Ah ha ha ha! Yah!

Ooh!

Clay, what's gotten into you?

Ooh!

Heh heh heh!

Hyah!

Come on, Clay! It's us, your pals!

Ow! Stop that! Ow!

Ohh!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Clay, you have turned into such a freak!

I love it! Ha ha ha ha!

Dojo: Another raid?

You know, maybe we should look into getting insurance

on these things.

Most disturbing.

They have taken the Mosaic Scale.

It is a most unpredictable Shen Gong Wu,

used to create mischief.

Kimiko: They didn't take it.

I did.

Chase: What do you want now, you insect?

I brought you something I think you'll like.

Very well.

Aah! That's ok.

I don't mind walking.

Ooh!

Chase, you know, your crib really rocks!

Silence, worm!

Or would you like to become a chew toy for one of my cats?

No, no, wait! Check it out.

I brought you these Shen Gong Wu.

I have no need for your trinkets.

Ok...You're a hard guy to please.

How about a Xiaolin warrior?

This guy will do anything evil.

I taught him every evil thing he knows.

See what I mean?

Nice undies. Ha ha ha ha!

You half-wit!

This monk is clearly possessed.

Right. And that's...

Good?

One can only be truly evil

when one chooses its path.

Clay has not.

I see we are still up to our old tricks, sabeeny.

What's it been, a thousand years?

A thousand and one, but who's countin'?

Heh heh heh heh...

Leave at once.

I have no interest in your idiocy.

You're more annoying than you are evil.

What's a sabeeny--aah!

It was nice seeing you again, Chase.

Hey! Don't be a stranger!

Aah!

Master Fung: For centuries, a mischievous spirit, sabeeny,

was trapped inside the Mosaic Scale.

When the scale was broken,

that spirit was freed and took over Clay's body.

Oh, it's all my fault.

I broke the scale and hid it in Clay's room.

I never knew it would turn him evil.

Making a mistake is not a sign of weakness, Kimiko.

It is not being able to admit it

that is the true mistake.

What does this sabeeny want?

The Monarch Wings.

It is the sister Shen Gong Wu

of unimaginable strength.

It will reveal itself within a short time of the other.

When the two join,

their powers will become far greater

than the 2 individually.

If sabeeny gets the Monarch Wings,

he will no longer need a host.

He will become invincible.

Then we must stop him at once!

Be cautious.

The longer the sabeeny's spirit inhabits Clay,

the stronger he becomes.

We've got to find Clay and stop sabeeny.

Rai, you go north. Omi, you go south.

Dojo and I will take east to west.

Golden Tiger Claws!

Clay?

Clay!

Clay! Clay!

Chase Young! If you are looking for trouble,

you have found it.

You have nothing to fear.

There's nothing at stake... At the moment.

What are you doing here?

There's only a short time

before the Monarch Wings are to be revealed.

It will be your challenge to stop sabeeny.

You know about sabeeny?

Fight him until he can't fight anymore.

Uh! Uh!

That is the only way to release the spirit.

You skills are most impressive.

It is unfortunate you are on the wrong side.

I was just thinking the same about you.

However, just because we're on opposite sides

doesn't mean I cannot teach you.

Ha ha heh... uh, heh heh heh.

Whoa!

It is not the strongest opponent who wins,

but the strongest will.

Monkey strike!

Repulse the monkey!

Yah!

When fighting an opponent with superior strength,

you must use his strength against him.

Why are you teaching me your tricks?

Teaching is the only true path to learning.

Kimiko: Omi!

Raimundo: There he is!

We'll be right down, little dude!

Huh?

Hey, Omi, everything cool?

Yes, I believe everything is the correct temperature.

Come on, kid. We gotta burn rubber.

The Monarch Wings has revealed itself.

Sabeeny!

Prepare for a humiliating defeat!

You? I eat bigger things than you for breakfast.

Ha ha ha ha!

Talk all you want,

but you are going up.

I think he means down.

Sorry, Clay, but this is for your own good.

Judo flip! Fire!

Hyah!

Aah!

Typhoon boom! Wind!

Unh! Hah!

Whoa-oh-oh!

Unh! Ohh...

Tornado strike! Water!

Reversing Mirror! Ha!

Whoa!

Aah! Whoa!

Ha ha ha ha!

It looks like super evil genius Jack Spicer

has finally found the perfect partner.

Tangle Web Comb!

Unh!

Hey! Why'd you do that?

Ouch.

What makes you think I need a partner...

Pardner?

I've got what I came for.

Aah!

Hyah!

Hiyah!

We have to keep fighting.

We cannot let sabeeny win!

Aaah!

Hyah!

Whoa! Unh! Unh! Unh!

How can we stop the unstoppable?

It is not the strongest opponent who wins,

but the strongest will.

Rrr-aah!

Repulse the monkey!

Aah!

Nice move, Omi!

Rrrrraaah!

Whoa! Unh!

Ha ha! I have successfully exhausted Clay, sabeeny.

Now you must come out!

Omi! Watch out!

No need to worry.

Earplugs.

I never fight an earwig without them.

I can't believe something that small

could put up such a big fight.

What? I am not that small!

I think he was talking about sabeeny.

Oh, yes.

He is very small.

Kimiko: Omi, you were amazing.

Where did you learn repulse the monkey?

Just something I picked up.

Sabeeny is going after the Monarch Wings!

The Monarch Wings are mine!

Sabeeny, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!

I wager the Eye of Dashi

against the Tangle Web Comb.

Does that mean he accepts?

I think so.

The contest is

first to grab the Monarch Wings

and make it outside the ring of geysers wins.

Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown! Xiaolin Showdown!

Gong yi tan pai! Gong yi tan pai!

Raimundo: You can do it, Kimiko!

Omi: Keep your focus, Kimiko!

Do not think of the dishonor you're committing!

Whoa!

Unh! Aah! Uh!

Aah! Aah! Whoo...Aah!

Tangle Web Comb!

Aah! Unh!

Aah!

Eye of Dashi!

Raimundo: Whoo! Yeah!

Nice move!

Yeah! Way to go!

No! It cannot be!

Kimiko, do something!

Master Fung: If sabeeny gets the Monarch Wings,

he will no longer need a host.

He will become invincible.

Ahh! Ahh!

Just because I made a mistake

doesn't mean I can't fix it!

Eye of Dashi!

Fire!

Dude, that is so cool.

She is trapping sabeeny inside the Shen Gong Wu!

Go, Kimiko!

Raimundo: Whoo-hoo! Way to go, Kimiko!

Kimiko, you have redeemed yourself.

I am most proud.

Sabeeny won't be getting out of here again.

Clay, how you feeling?

More tired than a 5-legged bronco

after a buckin' contest.

Well, the big fella's back.

You did well, Omi.

Thank you so much for your assistance.

Are you giving up evil for good?

Things aren't always that simple.

Then why did you want to get rid of sabeeny?

Let's just say I did one small thing for you.

One day, maybe you can return the favor.

Hey, kid, time to go.

You ok?

I am most uncertain...

But I hope so.

So what do you remember?

Not much.

We were playin' cards,

I went to bed, and...

Now I'm here.

Well, that about covers it.

Master Fung: Kimiko?

Ok, so I accidentally broke a Shen Gong Wu

and didn't tell anyone and hid it under your bed

and then this gross, evil earwig named sabeeny

crawled into your ear

and you were possessed by an evil, annoying spirit.

But then we fought it and had you beat up

and chased it out of your head

and trapped it forever back where it came.

Whew! That's all.