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The worst person in the world.

Yeah, of course it was you.

Yeah. You never said who Glenn's real father was.

You're not going to tell me and it'll kill you. It was... Oh, I've got to see!

This white, white pen!

Why the fuck would you do this?

Will you?

When were you going to tell me?

You're looking roughly... A cup of tea?

I

think

we need to talk.

Yeah, I can't talk like that. I've got to... Audit at work, so... Glenn. I told

you, he's gone. He's not coming back. So can we just put this in a hole?

You can't let him go, Glenn.

Well, why not?

It was all his fault, so... He didn't get it.

I gave it to him.

Kirsty, where are you?

Right, get your stuff. You're coming home with me.

This is an intervention, love.

You and Glenn have what is known in psychotherapy terms...

As a toxic relationship.

The treatment for it?

Dump the cunt.

Pronto.

What?

Your mum deserved better than Emily.

He's your son.

It's what Jackie wanted.

I'm Uncle Ron to him. That's who I'll always be.

When she knew she was dying, she made me promise.

She's dead, Ron!

It's a promise to a dead person.

Those are the most important promises.

I shouldn't have let it go so far.

I just asked Pam to send you a note.

Well, she did that.

Sadly, she wrapped it round a fucking brick.

Well, you know, Pam, all's keen to go the extra mile.

This stays between us.

Glenn must never know that you're his dad.

Look, it didn't mean anything.

Nothing. We were just sitting in the car and I don't know, I don't know. I'd

lost my job and me and you were like... Michael, you've been washing your

knickers on, Kirsty. They are minging.

We'll probably breathe the fuck out of them.

Kirsty, come on.

Is this what you want?

I won't ask you again. Get your arse in gear.

OK.

Kirsty,

wait.

I mean, I love you. I love you.

Right, dickhead.

We are off. Come on, Kirsty, I've got an Uber waiting. I'd like to find a way,

Glenn, if you would. Thursday?

I think so.

Sweetheart, get your arse in gear. I won't ask you again.

I'm staying.

I thought this might happen.

So I came up with a little contingency plan.

Because if you're turning your back on me, I'm calling in your debts.

What? Carly receipt, £133 .79.

Plus the 30 quid I gave to the clam that you lent. OK, Mum, yeah, fine, we'll

cover it. Oh, and obviously, the five grand that I lent you for the wedding.

What? I don't have five grand.

But, Mum, that money was a gift.

I thought you might mention that.

If gifted money is not used for the agreed purpose, it can be classed as a

liability, repayment of which... Can be pursued in court.

He'd lose, surely.

My solicitor doesn't seem to think so.

You've got a solicitor?

Harold Acomquo Legal Advisor. Is that the name of the solicitor? You want to

fucking find out?

If I don't have my money by Monday morning, you ain't never going to see me

again.

And that, my love, is a bug.

I mean, sort of sounds like a win -win.

Do you not mean it?

Glenn, I know her. She does mean it. She does.

She's family.

It's like you said, you know, family's all we've got.

And I can't lose her, and you can't lose Lee.

I'm going to find the money. I'm going to take it round to her.

How? I've got an idea, but first you need to find Lee before it's too late.

Please, you need to talk to him, Glenn. Curse, I've got this audio. I might lose

my job. Glenn, you need him. I don't need him, Curse. Please, Glenn. Please.

I'm sorry to ask.

Can you keep it down?

We had a bit of a late night.

So, what are you going to do now?

She never forgave me, my mum.

For not being there in the end.

But we were close once.

When we were kids, she'd take us to Canterbury Island.

When I was about 14.

I won this little lighter on the hooker ducks.

She said I couldn't have it, you know, I was too young. So I gave it to her as a

little present.

She didn't know I was on 20 a day, you know, I kept it from her.

And then when I got older, and I'd come home late and I'd want a sneaky fag in

the garden, that lighter would be there, perched on a step by the shed.

She knew.

And that was our little thing.

So I'm going to go and say goodbye to her down at Canfield Island.

And then I'm going to fuck right off.

For good.

Your brother, he deserves something out of this.

I know I promised it to Bunny, but I've decided I'm going to give him my share

of the company when I retire.

They're fucking filthy.

Pipes are playing up again.

We have to delay this audit.

You said we're fucked and there's nothing we can do about it. Yeah, well,

changed my mind. I'm not going quietly. We're not going quietly. You know,

sometimes you've got to choose your future.

It's like Curtis says, see you as your destiny.

And actually, actually, you've... What were you doing?

Something inside so strong.

I'm just laying down a track for you, bro. Carry on.

So, you with me?

Yeah.

You got your game face on?

Yeah. You ready to push back and stop this audit?

Nah. Well, why not? Cos I'm already here, mate.

Something inside so strong.

I'm... Hi, I'm Glenn.

You'll need the passwords to log into the system there if you... I'll give it

her when she arrives.

Oh, great.

Well done, Aisha.

Those figures are actually very misleading.

We've actually been doing way better than they would... indicate.

All right, fine.

Look, look, I just really need you to not do this, please.

Please.

Do this.

Hold it.

Yeah, fine.

What?

Nothing. What?

I'm a bit confused.

What's happening? What's going on? Flu.

She says we're done. Right.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, she's off.

Yes. Come back soon. Thank you.

Do you know her?

She's my cousin.

What? Your cousin did the audit?

Duh. My family own the shop.

I keep trying to tell you, man, this place is dodgy as fuck.

I thought I was going to lose my job. I thought we were going to get shut down.

Why didn't you tell me?

I can't be looking after you all the time, Glenn. I'm a busy bitch.

I'm non -stop grinding.

And now, if you don't mind, I'm going brunch.

No man to give her satisfaction All she needs is a guitar playing high

You don't need no song

Great spot, innit?

It's, um... What's the word?

Congenial.

Do you agree?

Well, um... Yeah, I do agree, yeah. Absolutely,

yeah.

Um, so, Mr Elbers, you won't mind if I get straight to business?

Shh!

Oh!

OK. Right, what's... OK.

So, you told me if I ever needed anything, I should get in touch.

Try the wine.

It's Pinot Grigiot.

You might not know it.

Oh, I'm good, I'm good. Thank you, thank you.

I'm glad you called, Kirsty.

I'm happy to help.

But I understand there's a quid pro quo.

Five grand is a lot of money, Kirstie.

You need to understand that, Kirstie.

Up to this point, you've been involved with my family. After this, you're going

to be committed.

You understand the difference between involved and committed, yeah?

Eggs.

Bacon.

The chicken is involved.

Mm -hm. But the pig, the Pope, is committed.

Right. You get it? Yeah.

Yes, I think I've heard that before, actually. No, you haven't. I just

of it.

Yeah.

I'll leave my operations manager to fill in the details.

Oh, who's your operations manager?

What up, bitch?

Move over, then.

Just done, man. Do it from there.

John K., move over.

Do you want me to tell Dad you've been a dickhead on his job?

Yalla, move.

Come here, dickhead. Yalla.

Coming down.

Coming down.

Coming down.

Yes, I'm coming down.

Hello, Lee.

Bonnie, the fuck are you doing here?

You know, Ron always promised to give me his share of the company when he

retired.

And I?

Except he's not going to, is he?

Oh, no.

He's going to give it to Glenn.

Am I right, or am I right?

What, have you bugged his phone or something?

I heard it while I was having a shite.

What's that got to do with me?

Let's take a walk, shall we?

What it is, yeah?

We need you to store several... I want to say pallets?

Several pallets.

Obviously your boss can't know about it.

So what's in the pallets?

That's irrelevant.

Five grand.

You want it or not.

A business is like a garden.

It needs a gardener for it to thrive.

And in this particular garden, if you will,

I am that gardener.

Are you with me?

Look, if I can't have Ron's share, I'm having yours.

Simple as.

You off your nut, my darling?

Oh, no, my darling. I am very much on my nut.

The business stays in my family.

Oh, your family.

Your family, is it? I mean, he's not exactly your real brother, is he?

Yeah.

You sign your share over to me, or I will spill the beans to Glenn.

Think about it. When he finds out Uncle Ron was ploughing your saintly mother

all that time, Glenn's pain as I give him the news that will crush him

The devastation stamped on his poor, helpless little fucking face.

You fucking cunt.

Ow.

Fuck.

Fuck you.

And when this is all over, I'm returning to Finland with a big pot of cash and

no cunt is gonna stop me.

Finland?

When you stand by my side, then I know I don't have to hide from anyone.

And I'm afraid that we'll stay just that way till the day comes.

I'm awfully sorry.

Fuck my nail, you prick!

You made a miscalculation, Bunny.

Because I've got nothing left now.

Nothing of me mum or me dad.

Nothing except the business. So why the fuck am I going to abandon it and give

it to a filthy cunt like you?

Sit down!

Glenn.

I'm telling me.

Either give me your share of the company or you're going to have to kill me.

Nice air, innit?

Yeah, it was before they tarmacked over the beach.

Yeah.

Look, Lee, you don't have to leave.

I know that what happened,

it wasn't you who started it.

It was she, kid.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna do whatever I can to make it up to you, Glenn.

You're my only family.

You're a better man than me.

You always have been.

Family's all we've got, innit?

You're still my big brother.

So... stay?

Yeah, I'll stay.

See the funfair still here? Yeah.

Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, she loved the funfair. Well, the waltzer was her

favourite. I was puked up on the waltzer.

Yeah, I know. It was me you puked up on.

Right. Well, do you want to lift back home?

No. No, I'll drive.

She'll probably get a windscreen first, no?

Hmm?

Mum, she wanted you to have this.

What, you've had it all this time?

Yeah.

Probably should have given me a bit sooner.

But, you know, one thing and another.

Better late than never, eh?

You should have gave this to me when she died.

Every time I looked it out, I would have thought of her.

And now every time I look it out, I'm going to think of you.

Aw.

All right, Paul.

See you back at home.

Oh, and Lee.

We'll work this out.

In time.

You better have my money.

Well, actually... Yeah, well, in that case, you can piss right off.

Look, Sue, I don't have your money, but I think we can work this out.

Oh, can we?

How generous.

Look, Sue, you're being unreasonable, and I want you to back off.

You're making Kirsty unhappy.

How could I fucking part?

Sue, just listen to me.

No. You, listen to me.

Because I'll tell you the truth, son, yeah?

As long as there's breath in my fucking lungs... Christ, Sue!

Just be a mother for once in your fucking life!

Everything all right?

Oh, yeah.

Fine. Absolutely. Yeah.

I got us a takeaway.

Oh, great. Is Lee back yet?

No. No, not yet.

Um, Glenn, guess what?

I got us the money.

What? Yeah.

I got us all of it. I got five grand.

You... Oh.

It's a business contact.

Just don't ask me, OK?

It's just... It's a deal that I managed to secure, and let's just put it down to

girlbossing.

You know, I need her in my life, Glenn.

You know, family's everything, so... Did you say it's in, Lee?

You just asked me that?

Oh, yeah.

So, I didn't take the money round, cos I thought it'd be really nice if we did

it together, yeah?

So, do you want to go round tonight?

No.

Why?

Cos it's...

Promise? You'll leave her alone?

Promise?