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WOMAN: Oooh, yeah.

Do you want a helicopter, baby?

You want another one?

Wow.

Amazing.

(LAUGHS) It's like a canvas.

(CRIES)

Baby, are you OK?

Yeah.

Should I keep going?

Yeah. Yes, please.

OK.

(EXHALES)

Mmm.

I'm just really lonely.

Yeah.

Should I get a single breast pump

You know, I'm gonna get both.

What are you gonna tell

To come and get this ass!

They're all yours, hon.

Not tempted to keep a couple?

Babies are expensive, right?

Yeah, babe, she's got a promotion.

She's not making sex money anymore.

Babe, what are you, my accountant?

Look, we just can't afford your debt

I'm not being a dick.

And I just don't know

I don't need your help.

Oh, hey, you guys.

Um, did we run out of

Hey, Amethyst, fuck off.

OK.

Well, this room's not gonna

Hmm?

(DOOR OPENS)

(LAUGHTER)

Oh, shit.

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart. Oh...

Sorry. Sweetheart, go to sleep.

It is, like, oooh, early. (LAUGHS)

Oh, so, thank you for coming back!

I've missed you, my girl.

Oh! Oh! Oh...

Oh!

Oh, he's horny.

Alright, get me a burger

Cheer me up.

Come on, prince charming.

Alright, just go back out there,

(RAP MUSIC PLAYS)

(TAP RUNS)

(SPITS, TURNS TAP OFF)

(RAP MUSIC PLAYS)

(SIGHS)

(GASPS)

So, uh, are you co-madam now?

Like, officially?

You know it.

Permanently?

And I've been doing

Yeah, Mack's offered me a contract

What?

Sorry, Bradley, but we've got you

and our policy is...

MAN: (ON PHONE) Oh, come on.

Give it.

Everyone's gonna be cool.

Hey, do you want me

about the time you brought a sword

It was a plastic sword. Come on.

I want you to fuck off

Come on, look...

Good morning.

OK. Ready?

Three, two and one.

Oooh. Looking sharp, mate.

Do you want me to drop them off

Actually, I promised Toby

Right, bud?

What is that, a week off school now?

I don't think

He finishes at the end of the term

Are you ready, Noam?

Mack, he's OK.

I know that.

Oh, god. His shoes.

Have you seen them?

Where are your kicks?

Um, by the way,

and, um, well, they're happy to move

That's great.

Yeah?

Oh, there they are.

How did they get out there?

Bingo.

It's alright. We'll figure them out.

OK, buddy.

Left or right? What are we doing?

We'll do the right. OK.

(TOBY SPEAKS)

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)

(POP MUSIC PLAYS

(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)

(ACCEPTS CALL)

JULES: (ON PHONE) Sorry to

I hope Toby's doing OK.

Oh, it's just...

Just a second.

Uh, with the herculean effort

that you put into repaying

(TAKES PHONE OFF SPEAKER)

..we've left a few bills pile up.

Now, there's nothing to worry about.

But looking at what's required,

Yeah?

Well, I'm suggesting that we, uh...

we ease up on the repayments

Uh, that sounds fine, yeah.

Ask her about my contract.

Oh, before you go, uh, we're waiting

Uh, yeah. No, I'll, uh...

Oh, Mack's juggling a lot of balls

We all have our own shit

Hello?

Anything else?

Oh, um, Mack...

Yep.

I'm... I'm...

Uh, I've...I've got a lot of love

and I'm not sure

But that's what I've got. (LAUGHS)

Thanks, Jules.

(POP MUSIC PLAYS

(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES)

(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)

Can I talk to you, please?

I think I gave my nan crabs.

I know.

'Cause I've been staying with her

and it's actually been going

and she even asked how you were

which is a really big deal.

Anyway, this morning I found

and then I did some googling

and then it turns out

that you can actually get them

Not a thing.

Wait, you've got crabs?

Well, I mean, like,

and, um, I'm as bald as Vin Diesel

but I thought that maybe I could be

Like Typhoid Mary but, like,

Jaz! Can you just

Mmm?

Are you alright there, sweet cheeks?

Maybe your Nan's sexually active.

Well, Duncan did leave

and she has been going out a lot.

See, maybe you're not the only

Oh, nice. Girls, hey.

For fuck's sake, Bradley,

He just walked straight in.

Come on, out.

Out. Come on.

I just got really into Elon Musk

and everyone's gotten

Hey, Bradley.

If you want a root,

Yeah, but those girls are better,

Yeah. I can't help you.

No.

No.

You're keen.

But if you throw me that six-hundy,

Hmm?

No, just pay into my account

Because I feel like I give everyone

(MOBILE PHONE BLEEPS)

And if you actually look at

I feel like I'm one of

Like, what do you guys think?

Oooh.

OK, cool. Yep. Cool.

(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)

(ON VOICEMAIL)

Leave a message.

Just... Can you call me, please?

(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYS)

Tobes, where's Noam?

Noam?

Are you OK? Are you cold?

What?

He's alright.

Yep, the brakes are on.

He's too close. I've told you before.

Be careful, please.

(TOBY SPEAKS)

Yeah.

Come on.

You don't like it.

Just let's straighten them.

Relax. There you go.

Look at that. It's good.

Come on.

You don't want to do

OK.

What do you want to do?

(SPEAKS)

You want to see Dylan.

You'll see your friends

(SPEAKS)

I know you're mad at me

but you finish at the end of the term

Are you giving me the finger?

Come on, Tobes,

We can hang out.

Well, I'm your mom,

(SPEAKS)

You don't want to be stuck with me?

(KNOCKS) Hey.

Hey...

..did you see this email?

From Toby's school,

No.

They're happy to organise it

Oh, we should totally do something.

Yeah.

OK. Good.

Oh.

No. No, that would be great.

Just make sure he signs off

(BOTH LAUGH)

Well, uh, good.

I will leave you

(HALF-LAUGHS)

Sorry, that wasn't...

No. No, I can... It's OK.

It's nice to be home.

(SIGHS)

Yeah.

Listen, if you want to sleep

If... If you want to, that is.

Are you sure?

Yep.

Yep.

Uh...

I think we should see someone.

Well, you tried that already.

No, I'm serious. We need help.

And I want to...

Yeah. Yeah, totally.

But, um, I mean, a therapist?

It's not really us.

It's like you don't want to

What's wrong with you?

(SIGHS)

I'm going to bed.

(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYS)

(BIRDSONG)

(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES)

What?

I guess I'm just not feeling as...

I'm not your fuckin' mother, OK?

What's this about Mariyah?

Don't know what you're

I heard she took a walk-in.

And what else did you hear?

That he was blacklisted

I heard that he tried to

He wasn't that weird. Was he?

She's OK.

Yeah, you're OK?

Yeah, it was awkward.

Not the fucking point, though,

You put her in the room

Fuck this.

This is not what I signed up for.

I need us to be kind, Dezi.

Yeah, and I need a private fucking

Look, this is a business.

Yeah, I do actually know that,

And just because I don't talk

doesn't mean I don't need it.

I invested every single cent

because I believe in

So, let me run it, then.

Unless you want to do it all

But Mack doesn't think you can

Fucking bitch.

(KNOCKS)

(TV PLAYS FAINTLY)

Hey.

I should never have let you leave

Toby's good.

We're, um... We're good.

Well, good to know.

Can... Can... Can we talk?

Fine.

Thank you.

(CLOSES DOOR)

I was fine before you came along.

I knew what shit was mine

Look, I came to apologise...

What do you want from me?

You can't just act like you care

and then the minute something

All I do is care.

Oh, you'd be such an expert.

You care for people

(SIGHS) Sorry.

Like you said, cold bitch.

I'm sure Rob said worse.

He said that living with you

He was lonely.

We had a fragile little boy.

He got to fall apart while I...

See, the thing is,

I will feel everything...

and falling apart

I don't know how else

I don't really think you're

Fuck.

(SIGHS) What is wrong with me?

Nothing. Nothing is wrong with you.

Why do I feel like there is?

I think everyone feels like there's

Mum, what the fuck!

What? I'm just getting a drink.

You've got problems.

Can you just fuck off, please?

(LAUGHS)

Yeah, OK.

Whatever reason you had

there are so many of us better off

Because of you.

So, if you could just not bail

Come here.

(EXHALES)

(CRANKS HANDBRAKE,

(EXHALES)

(DOG BARKS)

(EXHALES) Hey.

Hi, stranger.

Yeah. I haven't been avoiding you.

(CLOSES DOOR)

Rob's here.

It's unexpected.

Everything that happened with Toby

(EXHALES) I wanted to see you.

Me too.

But I have to give this some time.

Myself, more than anything.

I don't know if you've noticed,

I think I'm having my own

I'm just... I'm just really sorry...

OK. So, I get it...

It's... It's fine.

I was only ever gonna be here

Yeah, I know.

But it would've been

(BOTH LAUGH)

Are you good?

Yeah?

(EXHALES)

Are you gonna be OK?

(DOOR CLOSES)

(CLOSES DOOR)

Oh. Hey.

Hey.

Rob, about last night, I...

Do... Do you want to go out later,

You know, we could go somewhere nice.

I know I've been crazy anxious about

OK.

Great. It's a date.

(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, I'll leave you to it.

Hi, Jules.

JULES: (ON PHONE)

Wait, wait. I can't...

She's been keeping all the money!

What? What's the problem?

The problem is you've been

Bullshit.

No, I checked the security footage.

You were seen talking to Bradley

The guy, he...he owes me money,

Oh, come on.

You... You put a worker

Look, the guy wasn't even...

He's not as bad as...

Look, if you're struggling

But I can't trust you

You're completely fired.

Yeah.

And that's my final decision

If that's OK.

Like the lady said,

What's happening here?

We'll help you find other employment,

but I'm sorry.

Oh. Wow.

Oh, kumba-fuckin'-ya.

Look at you, all big...

Yeah. (LAUGHS)

Come on, let's go.

What, you want to stay here?

Fine.

Fine.

Uh, I will need that.

Thanks.

Look after yourself.

Mm-hm.

You're so full of shit, Mack.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

(EXHALES)

(MOBILE PHONE BLEEPS)

(SIGHS)

We're OK. Toby's OK.

Sick of his mom, but...

Are you back for good?

Yeah.

Also, Sharon found a condom

Oh, and Jaz's nan has crabs.

I'm sorry...

Turns out she was having sex

and it's brought us so much closer

What about the Christian thing,

(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)

Yeah, I'm just leaving now.

You're a fucking hypocrite!

What?

Rob...

Rob, just calm down.

You risked the roof

and then you lied about it!

Wait... No, I didn't!

You didn't forge my signature

to borrow money

Your kids' house!

Not like that.

Hmm? Was it like you

Was it like that?

Tell me you didn't fuck anyone

Fuck! So you fucked him!

You fucking... I knew it!

Rob, Rob, just... Just listen.

And I am sorry

Oh, well, you know what,

Come on, Rob.

I don't want you back in this house,

Just... Can you just...

It's all mine. It's my life...

Look, we'll talk tomorrow, yeah?

Oh, you know what,

'cause guess what.

Apparently that's mine too.

And I want you gone.

Rob, you cannot take

Oops.

It seems he already has.

Oh, yeah, and Rob said that, uh...

What the fuck is happening?

So much for your ethics, Mack.

Fuck!

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

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