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Hey.

I recognized you from the DL.

You need a ride?

I'm heading there anyway, it's only two blocks away.

Hey. Sorry to bother you.

Are you heading to the DL?

The what?

The DL.

It's a club a few blocks that way.

Oh... uh... yeah.

Daddy Locos?

My friends and I call it the DL. Uh... yeah.

Oh I get it.

It's like the initials.

Yeah, exactly.

Are you headed there now?

Yeah.

Great, well I am too.

Do you need a ride?

Uh...

Yeah.

Sure.

How did you recognize me?

You always wear the same thing.

Not to sound like a creep you just looked familiar.

Sounds pretty creepy.

Don't worry.

You're safe with me.

Tell me a little about yourself.

What do you want to know?

Your name maybe?

(chuckle) Right.

My name is Delilah.

My name's Howard.

My dog's name was Howard.

Really?

What breed was he?

He was a Caucasian shepherd.

You have any pictures of him?

Not on me.

He died a real long time ago.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bring back bad memories.

It's fine.

It was years ago.

He'd always be protecting me where ever we went.

Scare the creeps away, like me.

He wouldn't be a huge fan of yours.

I bet.

He'd always bark at people who got near me.

We had to keep settling him down.

You smoke?

Yeah. I should quit.

I don't judge.

I don't want to go to the club.

Why'd you want to go in the first place.

I was going there to meet some friends.

Same.

I never see you there with friends.

Well, I never see you there with friends.

I have a place in the city... about twenty minutes that way.

Okay.

("Mother Natures Takes Care of Me" plays)

Do you have a bathroom?

I've got two. One to the left, and one to the right.

It would be weird if I didn't.

(muffled) You keep telling me you're sorry.

If you're so sorry then stop treating me like a fucking child!

Why do you have two bathrooms?

I have bagels everyone!

Hey.

Chris!

Chris wake up!

Kyle! I have bagels!

Kyle!

I'm here. I'm here.

What's up.

Sup.

You want butter?

You got cream cheese?

Two would've been fine.

How'd everyone sleep?

I was sleeping well till you woke me up.

Why're you so moody?

Good talk bud.

(Howard over the phone) Hello?

Hey.

Hey!

How are you doing?

I'm good. How're you?

Same old.

Um.

Listen I was just wondering... you wanna do something this week?

Um... yeah.

Sure.

I don't care what we do.

You can pick.

I'll think of something.

Alright.

Bye.

(from television) I had a crazy dream last night.

It was about you.

About me?

Sure was crazy.

I dreamt I was your father.

(From television) And there was something I

was trying to stop you from doing.

So, I got up out of bed... and I walked right through the wall

straight into your room.

You know how dreams are.

And there you were in bed.

You were a little girl, about ten.

And very pretty too.

So I shook you... and the moment you opened your eyes

you hopped right out of bed and started running

like the devil

in your night gown.

You ran out over the tops of building and roofs for miles.

And I was chasing you.

And all the time you kept running you grew bigger and bigger

until you were as big as you are now.

Grown up.

And all the time I kept asking myself what I

was chasing you for...

and I didn't know.

How's college?

It's good.

Make any new friends?

Not really.

Why not?

I don't know.

I don't really like anyone there.

Who's that one guy you've been hanging out with lately?

Oh.

He's fine.

I'm not really that close with him.

Yeah?

He should come over.

I don't know if that's a good idea.

You should ask him.

I guess I could.

Hey dad.

Yeah I'm doing good.

Tubby's laying down.

He's still fat but what're you gonna do?

I met a girl too.

I forgot to tell you.

Her name's Christina.

She's nice, and cute.

She goes to some college in the city...

I don't know the name of it.

Thank you.

Just thought you should know.

I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

We should head back to the car.

Let's stop here for a sec.

What's that over there?

That?

That's a boat.

Your stupidity never seizes to amaze me.

You're not even looking where I'm looking.

I thought you were pointing at the boat.

How's school?

It's fine.

Okay.

Why don't you ever talk about yourself?

I don't have any problems.

What are you gonna die of again?

An overdose.

(laughing) Fuck you, honestly.

(Christina laughs)

I told you.

Hey.

What's wrong?

Sure, come over.

No, it's no problem.

Yeah she's with me.

She's fine.

She didn't tell me anything.

I'll bring her back tomorrow.

Good morning.

Mornin!

You sleep okay?

Yeah. Your bed is so comfy.

Well, I'm making some popcorn.

Popcorn for breakfast?

Yeah. I also rented a movie...

Um... I think I'm going home today.

Oh.

So I'll just pack of all of my stuff and get out of your way.

I'll stay for the movie though that should be fun.

I'll go pack.

You're on popcorn duty.

It worked out?

Yeah.

That's good.

Thank you for everything.

It's fine. We're friends.

I'm not a bad guy.

Hey Howard!

Raymond this is Howard my...

Her chauffeur.

He's my friend.

Hi, I'm Raymond.

Glad to see Christina's finally making friends.

I figured it was about time.

Well, it was nice meeting you.

You need a ride?

Nah I dorm down that way but thanks though.

Okay, bye Raymond.

Bye Christina.

Bye Howard.

That was the most awkward conversation I've ever had.

Raymond seems okay.

He's just weird.

You're a little weird.

That's true.

You seem different.

How?

I don't know just different.

Is that a bad thing?

It's scary.

Raymond's having a party on Saturday.

You wanna come?

Okay.

Could you pick me up on the way too?

Raymond doesn't have a car so.

Hey Christina!

This is Howard.

Hi Howard.

Is this a door?

Yeah it's a door.

I was walking down the street and saw it in the dumpster

and I thought who would waste a perfectly good door when

we can play beer pong on it.

Very innovative.

Where can I put my coat?

You can just put it over there.

Let's play some pong and have some fun!

You ever use an ice catch before?

I don't know what that is?

It cools down the hits so it goes in smoothly.

I'll show you and then you try.

Hey easy.

It's pretty good.

It is.

So where do you dorm?

I don't dorm on campus.

I live with my friend.

You tired out? You don't want anymore?

Me tired out?

You're a light weight.

Excuse me?

You heard me.

Keep going. Keep going.

Finish it up!

I can't finish the whole thing.

You gotta help me.

Pussy.

Oh excuse me!?

Everything okay with him?

He's just being a pain in the ass.

That was fun.

Yeah.

Babe?

Hey.

Hi!

I'm really tired so, just wanted to say goodnight.

Where were you?

I was at a friends house studying. We have a final on Friday.

You didn't want to call or text?

I was going to but...

But what?

I'm going to bed.

Hi mom.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah we're just...

I'm just hanging out.

I miss you too.

Talk to you soon.

Bye.

I'm going to get a few things.

Crazy shit costs extra.

(Over the phone) Hey it's Christina!

I can't get to the phone right now, either because I'm super busy

or maybe I just don't like you. You know what to do.

(over the phone) Hey! It's Christina!

I can't get to the phone right now, either because I'm super busy or...

(dial tone) The number you have reached has been disconnected.

For directory assistance you may call...

I'm suppose to go first.

Does it matter? No.

In my world it does.

I put two whites?

And he raised you fucking dumb fuck.

Are we done here?

No, we're not.

Put the next card in.

Done betting?

Yes.

All in.

I'll go all in too.

Someone's leaving here with a lot of money

and two bitches are gonna leave empty handed.

Well, I have nothing.

I knew it.

What you know? You got the same fucking high card as him!

Bluffing like the fucking Knicks! Here we go!

You don't even have root basketball team. You don't have a favorite team.

You're a heat fan.

I'm a heat fan, yep.

He's only a heat fan cause LeBron left.

I knew I should've folded before.

You should've, just like Phil Jackson should've gotten a new coach.

Get the fuck out! You lost!

(muffled through door) You guys hear the sink go on?

I don't know. Go check.

You lost anyway get the fuck up.

It's probably LeBron.

(phone rings)

Hello?

(Christina over the phone) Hi.

Howard? You there?

Howard?

Yeah, I'm here.

I'm calling because I'm in rehab right now

for drugs. And we're doing this thing where we call people

who I've hurt in the past and apologize.

You're one of them.

I'm sorry for the way I treated you at times and for ignoring you.

Pretty shitty. I'm not gonna lie.

It's not your fault it's fine. I'm sorry for things too.

You think I can see you at some point?

I have to focus on getting better Howard.

Howard?

I understand. It's fine.

Hello?

I don't have class today.

It's okay.

Yeah I was just hanging out with a friend of mine.

Okay. See ya.