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I should lift weights more. You mean ever?

Henry, you gotta save me.

I know. That's why I'm here.

And why I lift weights.

Shut

up,

lion.

I'm in the middle of something here.

Oh, thank God.

It was just a dream.

What was just a dream?

Lips!

Your dream about lips?

Uh, uh, giant lips. Not yours. They were chasing me down a hall of popcorn. You

weren't there. Leave me alone.

Okay, but you got a phone on your face.

That's where I put my phone. I'm flippy. God!

Where are you going?

I gotta make out of here. I mean, get out of here. I'll catch you later.

I mean, I'll catch you later.

Where is this elevator?

Hiya, Charlotte.

What's your beef, Stu?

something's wrong with Charlotte. Yeah.

What your beef stew is hilarious.

And she'll laugh at all.

And I feel really weird around him now because in the dream we almost

kiss each other on the lips.

I just want change for this quarter.

I'm thinking two dimes and a nickel.

The thing is, I don't even see him that way. We're just friends.

But then why did I have that dream, huh?

Why? I just want my change.

Well, I don't want things to change. That's why this dream is freaking me

mean, I haven't slept in two days because every time I fall asleep, I have

dream and we almost... Hey, Jack.

My cordage!

Hey, uh, Jasper stole Ray's favorite pair of jean shorts and turned himself

invisible.

Just come down to the basement.

The totally normal basement of this building.

Okay, I'll be down in a peck. I mean, a sec.

Sorry, I'm kiss folk.

I mean, wrist folk. Leave!

Was that the boy you almost kissed in your dreams?

Sweet piece of candy.

Stop talking!

Seek me.

I'm right here.

Come on, Jasper. Give me back my shorts.

So, how is Jasper invisible?

Schwoz invented this chameleon ring that lets you blend into whatever's behind

you. As long as you stand perfectly still.

Which means Jasper must be hiding on the floor.

Let's give Ray his jean shorts.

They're called jorts, dude.

It's not cool when you call them jean shorts.

Or when you wear them.

This guy gets it.

I'm right here.

You put them on?

Of course I did.

These are the tastiest jorts I've ever seen.

Oh, way to go, Jasper.

You somehow made jorts uncool.

Can I try the ring?

Here.

Where are you?

There's a button on the bottom of the ring. Check it out.

Henry's asking Charlotte to marry him.

No, he's not.

When they're married, I will call them Chenry.

Chenry, that's never going to catch on.

Obviously, it's Henlet.

Hashtag Henlet.

We're not getting married.

Not until you kiss, you're not.

We're not kissing!

Runaway bride!

I hate this elevator.

I hate it!

Why is it always here?

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

One, two.

Pranks she pulled at my grandma's funeral.

That ring is for official man cave business or for really, really good

Is it a really, really good prank?

One bag of rotten pudding.

One bag of rotten pudding.

Happy pranking.

Yes.

So where's the ring?

It's right here. How long have you been sitting there? A couple hours.

Did you see me when I was... Yeah, dude, that was pretty gross.

Thanks. When I get back, tell me what Ray did that was gross. No, don't tell

him!

No, no, no, don't leave! Get the phone, boy!

Dude, can you get the phone?

I've never been this comfortable in my entire life.

waiting for you.

My breath smells good.

Let's kiss.

Hey, Charlotte.

You fell asleep.

Also...

been calling Charlotte's name for like ten minutes. And the phone's still

ringing. We need a new plan.

Yeah, you're right.

What? No one's here, dude.

Fine, I'll get it.

Yeah, hello.

You're yapping with the captain.

Ha! This is good.

This is the security guard down at the Swellview Zoo. We need your help. What's

going on?

There is a pregnant tiger giving birth.

She's a Mongolian Ridgeback, only one in the whole world.

And we got her.

So, uh, call an animal doctor.

We already sent a couple of animal doctors in there, but they all got

And then we had to send them to people doctors.

Ah, so you want Captain Man to deliver the baby, because I'm indestructible.

Yeah, that's right.

Also doesn't hurt that you're a sweet piece of candy.

I'm a person, not an object, ma 'am.

The interview.

Okay, see you soon. My name's...

Doug, is that I gave you the password to my Hobo Go account.

one way to find out.

Hey, Piper.

Charlotte, come on in.

Help me.

Are you in the middle of something?

No, no, no.

Doug and I are just getting started.

What's up? You look terrible.

Yeah, I haven't been sleeping.

Why not?

I kind of have this personal issue and I really need to talk to a girl, but it

turns out that everyone in my life is a boy.

I'm in your life, Charlotte.

Am I a boy?

No, that's why I'm here.

Well, I made apples. Talk.

I keep having this dream and it's really freaking me out.

That's funny.

I keep having a dream that someone would give me a password and I wouldn't have

to hurt him.

Well,

my dream is more like a dream where I almost kissed a good friend of mine on

lips. Oh, my God, gross.

Was it my brother?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Well, then it has to be Jasper because you don't have any other friends.

Rude.

Not accurate.

Okay, fine, let's stay with Jasper.

Weird crush, but okay.

Yeah, and I can't fall asleep without having this dream. I also feel really

weird whenever I'm around Jasper.

Well, you better be careful.

My friend Marla had a dream that our friend Dickie almost kissed her at Nacho

Ball. Yeah?

And then, the next week, they went to Nacho Ball, and boom, Dickie kissed her

for real.

On the lips.

Oh, come on. It's just a dream.

I don't want to hear another word from you unless it's 8 to 12 characters with

at least one uppercase letter.

Anyway, true story about Marla and Dickie.

So her dream actually came true?

Yep. So unless you want Jasper to actually kiss you, I would avoid him.

Completely. And everything else in that dream.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Okay, I'll just avoid... It looks like your friend is trying to make a break

it.

I'll never give you the password!

Sorry you got away.

That's all right.

Between you and me?

Charlotte's having dreams about kissing me.

Hashtag sharper.

Wait.

Hashtag Jasplin.

Jasplin.

All right, ma 'am.

Just try to relax.

Focus on your breathing.

That's good.

to calm her down?

Yeah, there's some tiger tranquilizers in your mani pack.

Cool.

Here, catch.

No, don't throw it. I'm covered in... Nice catch.

Yeah, well, I'm covered in... Whatever, just give me my phone. I'm going to text

Schwoz and bring us another bottle.

All right.

Here. Thanks.

because I tripped and accidentally stuck myself with tiger tranquilizer.

Tiger tranquilizer?

That's right.

Tiger tranquilizer.

Which Ray and Henry desperately need right now. So please take the bottle on

desk and bring it to them.

and her babies are depending on you.

I'd bring it myself, but by now the tranquilizers are affecting me, and I'm

probably playing piano and dressed like a peacock.

Schwartz, I can't go to the zoo.

That's right, a peacock. And don't forget, precious baby tigers are

you. All the X's and all the O's.

Schwartz.

I'm just going to go to the zoo, drop off this tiger tranquilizer, not get

kissed by my best friend, and then leave.

Up the tube.

Lay some of that sweet sex on me, giant moth.

Went to the little boy's room.

Oh, my God, that's great.

I got the tiger tranquilizers. Here, catch.

No, don't throw them.

Hey, Charlotte.

We've been waiting for you.

Okay, done my job. I'm leaving.

What was that?

Charlotte just fell into the lion's den.

Well, that's not good.

watch out for that lion, though.

I got you. I got you. I got you. Come on. Come on. I'll pull you up.

What are you doing?

This is just like my dream. What dream?

I don't want to tell you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't be in there unless you're a lion, which you are not.

Come on, Charlie. Climb up that wall and I'll pull you out.

No. Why not?

Is that true?

It's true. You would have said no by now. Look, we can talk about my bathroom

hygiene after I save this person that I do not know.

I strongly suggest you take Kid Danger's dirty hand.

That lion is very hungry. I haven't fed him in weeks.

What?

I've been busy. I just got back from a bridal shower in Florida.

Charlotte, let me pull you out of there.

Uh, Ms.

Security Guard Lady?

Name's Fran.

I'm single.

Tell your boss.

Okay, Fran?

Can you please save me?

Sorry. I hurt my shoulder real bad down in Florida.

You ever wrestle a dolphin?

Don't try. They do not fight fair.

this either, ma 'am.

Hey, all the bridesmaids got matching tattoos in Florida. You want to see

Obviously. Not right now.

Hey! Hey!

Why are you climbing up that wooden log thingy?

I'm gonna save myself!

You know lions are expert climbers, right?

Seriously? Yeah. They can also smell fear, so try to hide your fear.

What are you doing?

I don't want you to save me. Why not?

Because I don't want you to kiss me.

Why would I kiss you? Yeah, why?

Can you give us a minute?

Right when it was getting good.

Guess I'll go patrol the zoo.

Why would I kiss you?

What, kissed?

Well, we were about to, yeah.

Hey, well, that was just a dream, Charlotte, all right? But right now,

about to get eaten by a real...

conversation after I save you from the... Hey, look right over there. It's

dang lion.

Promise you won't try to kiss me? Yes, I promise. Look, I'll look away, okay?

Here, take my hand, please.

All right, I'm not even looking. See? I'm looking away. All right, is this

Yeah. All right, all right.

Got it.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

See?

You're fine.

And we're definitely not kissing.

Over and over, Captain Man comes to deliver a baby tiger, and then we end up

kissing, even though he's covered in... Anybody got a towel?

Oh, man, I'm covered in tiger goo.

You guys, this is just like my dream.

Who said that?

Showtime, Franny.

something here.

Hey, sorry things got weird between us because of my dream.

Don't worry about it.

I'm just glad everything's normal again.

And you didn't get eaten by a lion.

I know, right?

How about a little bet?

Okay.

If I miss this putt, you and I kiss.

Uh, what?

What? What is happening?

Quiet, Henry.

I'm working on something here.

Lips! What?

Did you just say lips? What?

No. I don't even know what that word means.

There's a phone on your face.

Oh, yeah, that's because I was expecting a call, so I put it there on my face.

Where is this elevator?