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Previously on Henry Danger.

My time machine.

Hello, time jerker. How could you have accidentally released one of the FBI's

most dangerous criminals?

You, Drex.

Why don't you just tell Henry that Drex used to be your sidekick?

Schwoz! You had a sidekick before me?

Drex, no!

And now the viral video everyone's talking about.

Spanky, spanky, spank your butt.

Hey, will you turn that off?

I'm ready to test the time machine.

Now we have to test you.

It's your new power. You have super fast reflexes.

Peekaboo.

Yeah,

and I still hate your face.

You hear that, Drex?

Oh, wait!

I forgot that you can't talk or move.

Which probably makes it kind of hard for you to dodge my spit wad.

Give me those 8 -volt batteries.

Yeah, sure. Here.

Oh, what do you need 8 -volt batteries for?

For my vibrating soap.

But why would you... Oh, never mind.

Uh, Doc Nugent! What's up? These are 7 -volt batteries.

These won't make soap vibrate.

Sorry, I thought they were... Jasper, are you upstairs?

Yes, sir. Since Henry hates me and wants my soap to be perfectly still, soap

doesn't need to move.

Will you... Please go down to the storage facility, Jay, and get me a pack

-volt batteries.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Why you got to be an embarrassment?

Woof, woof! Go, Jay!

Woof, woof!

All right.

What are you doing? Your head's in the way. What are you doing with your head?

Do you know how to sit down in a chair? Do you know how to move your head? Can

you move?

Who is the dog that can bench the vocal justice plan?

That's a good boy.

Okay.

Eight volt batteries.

Where would you be?

Woo! Lootie whiz!

A trap!

your pants are loony.

And whiz!

There's no way that my client... We interrupt this program for breaking

Hey,

I'm Trent Oberunder. Mary is out sick today.

I'm right here. Breaking news!

This Wellview clock tower is ten seconds fast.

Since it's impossible to adjust the clock, Vice Mayor Willard has decided to

shut down the power in 12U for exactly 10 seconds and then turn it back on.

Wow. Tick -tock about a great idea.

They're shutting down the power to this whole city?

We live in this city.

Now, we want to give you plenty of warning before the power goes out, but

What's touching my neck?

Drax?

Where'd you go?

And where's my can of loony whiz?

Hey, give me that back.

Next, your head.

Apple juice from my leg thermos.

It always leaks.

Oh, my God!

What?

When the electricity went out, Drex's containment unit lost power.

Drex is free?

But, dude, you sent Jasper down there to get your batteries for your dumb

vibrating soap.

Well, I had to because you got the wrong batteries.

Why would anyone want their soap to vibrate?

It tells my body dirt that I mean business.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Why am I always duct taped?

Here we go.

Yeah.

Jasper! Oh, look.

It's Ray and Henry.

You're not going anywhere, Trek.

There's two of us and one of you.

Oh, no.

Then I guess you have me trapped here.

It's a time tricker's time portal.

Get away from that thing.

No, I don't think I will.

Trucks! Get away from me! No one can see me!

Oh, hello,

everyone.

Shut up!

Oh, my.

All right, now.

Looks like my ride's here. Well,

this has been fun.

See you... some other time.

No!

Come on, kid.

Let's go back in time to fight some crime. You let me finish the rhyme.

Now, listen.

While we're gone, make sure that you protect this time portal. And don't

Dog Judge without us.

Oh.

Okay, well, we should probably make sure this thing stays on.

an after school job.

But then an indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

up and gaze at my root beer bottles. The finest root beer bottles in all of

Swellview. Hey, young man, you want me to take a photograph of you with my root

beer bottles?

I'd love that.

All right.

Just stand right here.

They're witches.

Witches, I tell ya!

Uh, okay.

All right, we're not witches. Not witches.

We're guys, so... I don't know why you thought... Security!

We got witches!

Witches!

Come on, kid. We gotta go find Drex. Yeah, yeah. But, dude... Where are we?

The future?

Or the past?

I don't know.

Uh... Let's see.

Looks like the 1950s. Uh, no. Looks like the 1970s.

Maybe.

But, wait, wait, wait.

That looks like the 1960s. Oh, my God. What's going on? Henry, what's going on?

Fodfest.

Uh, and,

uh, Fodfest to you, too. Good Fodfest.

No.

Today's Fodfest. The festival of decades.

Oh.

Okay. Okay.

And, uh, so, what year is it actually? Yeah, I mean, like, what year is it,

like, right now?

It's 1989.

1989!

I know, it's 89!

I loved it, I loved it. I love it now. I love being here. It's a good year that

we're in. In the moment.

Go on, get out of here. Yeah, we got all we need from you.

It's 1989.

We have no idea where... There, look!

It's Rex.

How dare he buy a no -cone here in the past?

Jerk.

Let's go get him. Let's go.

That's them. There they are. Look.

There they are, right there.

Them's the witches.

Is that true?

You guys witches?

Hey,

look, we will explain the whole thing right behind those berry bushes.

Okay, let's go talk behind the bushes. All right, let's go. Okay, let's go.

Okay,

that's done. All

right, now come on.

We gotta go take care of... Uh -oh.

Where's Drek?

Security. All security to the Mary Bush area.

Come on. We better get out of here. What about Drek?

We'll get Drek later. Let's go.

Go? Go where, dude? It's 1989.

We have no idea where... I know exactly where we can go. We can go to, uh... Oh,

my God.

What?

What?

Hey!

Look how big phones were in the 80s. What the... Dang it!

Come on!

Oh, no.

Tross, will you just hurry up and fix the time portal?

Dang, girl, why you stressing?

I'm stressing because if he can't fix it, we may never see Ray or Henry ever

again.

If that happens, can I sleep in Captain Man's bed?

Okay.

Can you fix the time portal?

Eh, yes and no.

Well? Which is it?

No.

I mean, I could if we had a little bit of xeridium.

Nuh -uh. No way. I promised my mom I wouldn't try any of that stuff till I

to college.

See, ceridium is a powerful radioactive substance, and it's against the law to

plant here in America.

Okay, I'm going to look up ceridium.

Yeah, I don't care.

Why do you need stuff that's illegal and radioactive to fix the time portal?

Because for time travel, you need lots and lots of energy, and ceridium is

extremely powerful.

Then go get some!

How do you expect me to get ceridium?

You want I should go to Radioactive Shack and ask the stupid person that

him our service?

Yo, man, where's his iridium at?

Hey, listen to this news story from six years ago.

Yeah, okay.

Toy company Jazz Bros announced a recall of its popular doll, Glowy Zoe, after

an investigation revealed that the doll's bright glow was powered by

iridium. So?

So, Piper had the Glowy Zoe doll.

Henry Heaston?

Yeah, the government tried to take it away from her, so she buried it in her

backyard.

Do you think we could find that doll again in Henry's backyard?

Sure, but Piper's not going to let us take it. Why not?

Because she's mean.

1989.

Oh, golly. You guys see the old man's life.

Hey, what's up, bro? Hey, freshman 15?

Awesome.

Awesome.

Okay. Looks like this is his dorm room, so... Be cool.

Always cool.

Sorry.

Now, what'd you guys need?

What?

Uh, nice... Nice, uh, hair.

How do you know my name?

Because, uh... Uh, look, can we come in for a second? Yeah, we, uh, we really

need to talk to you.

Oh, I don't know you guys.

We're just going to come in.

It's true.

We're from the future.

Up your cock.

In the future, Spaz, we're all... friends. Uh, co -workers.

But we do know everything about you.

Okay, then.

Uh, what's my favorite snack?

Worms.

Okay.

What's my sister's name?

Winnie. And what does she look like? A whore.

Okay.

What do I say?

You guys, you really are from the future.

I know, I know. We told you.

Piper's doll was buried.

I know. I was just wrong.

Is that such a bad thing?

To be wrong?

What's good about stupid information?

Oh, good.

They have mustache.

What are you going to put mustard on?

in my kitchen and you're filthy and you're holding shovels.

Well, sure.

Because we're rehearsing for a play.

Uh -huh.

A play.

Theater. Nice.

You should probably leave.

Where's Henry?

Exactly. Right?

He's the new boy at my school who's smart, super sweet, and he talked to me

lunch today.

Wait, wait, wait. Did you say Josh Larkin? Like Josh Larkin?

Yeah, why?

Because he was just here.

Yeah, like ten minutes ago.

What? No, he wasn't here.

He was standing in that room.

Like medium brown, but not too light.

Not too dark.

So like brown hair?

Yeah, pretty much.

And he said he was new at your school.

He is?

Wait, why did he come here?

What did he say?

He said that he wanted to hang out with you.

to the time portal. So Henry and I followed him through, and that's how we

here to 1989.

Oh.

Hey, I have a question for Schwoz.

Yes? What are you doing to your underwear, dude?

I'm steaming them.

But why?

To get the wrinkles out.

Not that, Schwoz. I'm not talking about your college panties.

We gotta know why Drex came here to 1989.

Maybe he just picked a random time and place.

I know Drex.

He picked 1989 for some reason.

There's got to be something about today.

Hey, Schwoz, everything okay in here?

Uh, yeah. I'm just steaming my underpants.

Ah, smart.

Uh, guys, this is my friend Yim from Campo Security.

Yim? Sup, Yim?

It's Jim.

I'm Jim.

Say him.

Uh, please.

Oh, this is my son, Tango.

Today's National Take Your Kid to Work Day.

I wanna go to the zoo!

No zoo!

What? Go get in the van!

You all stay safe now.

Yeah, you probably shouldn't yell at your kid like that.

Have you guys seen this one?

Where's the beef?

She never knows where the beef is.

Turn it off!

Where's the beef?

Ray, what's going on in your head?

That guy said it was take your kid to work day.

Yeah, so?

So... Oh, my God.

My dad takes me to work today.

Young me, eight -year -old me.

My dad takes me to glass tech for take your kid to work day.

Henry, this is the day that I become indestructible.

Don't you see?

Yeah, sort of, no.

That's why Drex came here.

He's going to try to stop me from going to work with my dad so I don't get

densitized. So you don't become indestructible.

Which means no Captain Man.

No kid danger.

We got a tough track.

Let's go.

Let's go.

We don't have a car. Or a bike.

Can you give us a ride? We are still pretty hungry. If we could just borrow

20 bucks. Where is the beef?