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Now if we have everyone facing this way, how big do you think we can make the

screen? Well, I can fit about 35 seats over there, which means I can put up a

150 -inch screen over there.

Whoa, is that big?

Whoa, it's not small.

Oh, Nate.

Uh, Piper, who's your rugged -looking adult friend?

Oh, this is Nate, my contractor.

Nate, this is my dad, uh... Jake.

Good to meet you, Jake.

Contractors build houses and stuff.

I know what a contractor does.

Well, he's helping me figure out how we're going to change this room up so it

can seat 50 people.

Well, why would we need to fit 50 people in our living room?

For the premiere of the new cartoon about Kid Danger and Captain Man.

I'm so psyched about it.

Oh, wow, is that Nate the Contractor? Hey, Henry! What is up, my man? How are

you? Ooh, I guess everybody knows Nate.

Hey, you guys talking about the premiere party for the Captain Man and Kid

Danger cartoon?

Yeah, we are.

I'm so psyched about it. So psyched.

Well, I don't see why they need to make a cartoon about Captain Man and Kid

Danger. You want me?

Okay, if anybody deserves a cartoon made about him, it's, you know, that guy,

Kid Danger.

And Captain Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

Hey, your watch is beeping.

Uh, yeah, it is. I gotta go to work. So, uh, I'll see you guys later? Later,

Henry. Bye.

I'll keep polishing this bowling pin.

Hey, Ray, what's going on?

Henry, you've got to come to the man cave right now!

Why, something wrong?

Nope. Everything's great.

Henry! Why do you need me to come to... Hey!

Hi, Henry, hi!

This is Hendrix.

Hey! How are you? Do you like Bundt cake?

Um, well, I like cake, but I... Bundt cake.

Bundt.

Right.

Bundt.

There's a silent D in it.

B -U -N -D -T.

Bundt. Yeah, I got it.

Anyway, I need to give this Bundt cake to your father.

Uh, why?

He's polishing a bowling pin for me.

Right. Yes.

I think he's still in there working on that. You know, I have a nephew your

He's thinking of moving here. You know, it's funny, Ms. Hendricks. I would love

to talk to you, but not that much.

Oh, he's from Milwaukee.

That's gay.

I'm taking this cake.

You know about the cartoon? Wait a minute. Is that cake? What kind of cake

that?

Oh, yeah. My neighbor lady made it for me. I think it's like a butt cake or

something. I don't know. It's a bun cake.

It's a bun.

Okay, who cares about the cake?

I'm telling you what everyone's so pumped up about.

Okay, Henry. Yes?

We're about to watch the first episode of the cartoon about us right

now.

Wait, for real? I thought that cartoon didn't come out for like two more days.

How'd you guys get a copy?

You know the production company that's making it? Yeah.

They sent us one by mistake. No.

I told Ray to send it back, but Swan sucked him into keeping it so that we

watch it. Yeah. Ooh, I'm a naughty little boy.

So can we watch it? Yeah! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Okay, everyone, get your poop corn ready.

Now wait.

Before we play the cartoon, I just want to say, none of this would have been

possible without me.

I'm Tin Danger, and I'm taking this bag of oranges to church.

Why do I sound like a girl?

Why are you carrying a bag of oranges?

Stuff like that.

Yeah, and why am I sucking my thumb?

So far, my favorite character is the bag of church oranges.

Shut up, shut up, shut up. Here comes the part with me in it.

Don't suck your thumb, because you're a thumb.

Hey, leave her alone.

Okay, first, I don't fly, and second, I'm pretty sure I don't have a propeller

going out of my head. You don't. I know I don't.

This is what you jerks get for picking on Kid Danger.

Frogs!

I didn't know you could summon flying frogs.

I can't.

Are you okay, Boy Danger?

Boy? I don't sound like a boy.

time. I don't know what you just said, but climb upon me.

Zoom, zoom, zoom to the moon, moon, moon.

Ah, that's all I need.

Okay, I'm sorry, but that was the worst cartoon I've ever seen in my life. It

was very terrible.

Pretty bad.

Frogs are vegetarians.

fruit to the church festival it all just kind of happened i wanted an after

-school job but then an indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick

we blow bubbles and fight crime

second. You watched the cartoon?

Yeah, we watched it. Yeah, we watched it.

How? You know what?

You don't need to know how. You just sent us a copy by mistake.

Now you know how.

Anyway, the point is, the cartoon is terrible.

Well, we all happen to think the cartoon is excellent.

Yeah, my kid watched it and he told me it was great.

Okay, well, no offense to you, but something's wrong with your kid.

Yeah, you got a bum kid, man.

All right, since you two are parents, Apparently cartoon expert.

Why don't you tell us what was wrong with it?

Okay. Okay. We will. Maybe we will. Sure.

You know what? I got this. I got this. First, I don't suck my thumb.

And I've never gone, oh, Captain Man! Captain Man! Help me.

Yeah, I don't have a propeller coming out of my head. Or his butt. Or my butt.

And they forgot the church oranges.

Yeah, just flew away and left them right there on the ground.

If you guys know so much about making cartoons, why don't you write your own

dang script?

Oh. Oh. Is that a joke? Great. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Sounds good.

we will. Easy. Yeah. You know what?

Yeah. You better call the fire department, cuz.

Cuz we're gonna burn your houses down.

No, no, no. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What? What?

You got the fire. Yeah. Yeah, you're fired.

It's fine. Just zoom, zoom, zoom.

Makes no sense!

Nice. Good stuff. Nailed it.

Okay, so now what?

Now?

Henry and I write a new script. Yeah, we write it.

You guys do know that the cartoon premieres in two days?

And that neither of you has ever written a script before?

So? No biggie. Whatever. Anybody can write a script for TV. Yeah, monkeys

do it.

We could have a great, hilarious script by tomorrow morning. That's right.

Wait, you mean stay up all night?

Heck yeah, man!

Jasper, go get us nine gallons of black coffee. On it. Sure.

Go get us some sugar and a sun stick.

Okay.

What about me? What do I do?

You?

You go put on some writing music.

I'm hot for my life.

Well, you want to tell a story, but you ain't got the time.

I'm hot for my life.

Real hot for my life.

That'll make you lose your mind.

Hot, hot, hot for my life.

Excuse me.

But it's 7 .30 in the morning.

And what is all this?

I told you.

this place ready for 50 people to come here and watch the premiere of the new

Captain Man and Kid Danger cartoon.

I'm so psyched about it!

But I... I don't understand what... Can... Can you please get the door?

Hi.

Can I use your bathroom?

Uh... I don't even know you.

Right. Can I use your bathroom?

Oh, my God!

Sean White!

She knows who I am.

Do you work with Nate?

No. I work with Snow.

Dad, this is Sean White, the greatest snowboarder ever?

Um, I'm okay.

Well, why is he here?

Why are you here?

For the premiere of the Captain Man and Kid Danger cartoon.

Oh, but that's not till tomorrow night. I know, but I want to sit front row

center. So I'm going to camp out right here on this porch so I can be first in

line. Oh, okay.

So, bathroom?

Uh, look. Uh, you can use our VIP bathroom in my parents' room upstairs.

Cool snow.

Wait, uh, my wife is sleeping up there. No worries.

And as Captain Manic to Danger watched the evil piece of popcorn fly away on

bird, we fade out and end of episode.

That script is fantastic.

It's so hilarious.

Anybody can write for TV. Literally anybody.

And I should

note that we finished it 36 hours before the premiere.

Hold on a second, boys.

It's nice that you guys wrote a great script, but now how are we going to get

made into a cartoon by tomorrow night?

Well, Schwoz is a genius, right?

And he can do anything.

Yeah, that's all. So you can take our script and, you know, make it into a

cartoon.

Come on, you can do it. Yeah, I don't know. Come on, you went to Cartoon

Community College.

Only for two years.

So you'll do it?

I was up all night dancing and they only had 36 hours, a lot of work. He said

he'll do it.

music circle.

Yeah,

hello, this is Schwarz.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to cancel my colonoscopy again.

Yeah, again.

Okay, guys, I'm...

Drift, you guys wrote. I finished making it into a cartoon.

Oh, for real?

Let's go. Hey, hey,

hey.

It's already 7 .35.

Oh, man.

You're supposed to show the cartoon at 8.

Jasper, Charlotte, you two clean yourselves up. Go to my house and stall

everybody until we get there.

Clean myself up? You know what I mean. Go, go, go.

Twas, you put the cartoon on a thumb drive.

Yeah, okay.

Hey, you start up the car. I'll wait here and get the thumb drive. Good

thinking. Up the tube!

Okay, Schwoz, we forgot to come up with a title, so what are you thinking we

should... Schwoz?

Aw.

He's sleeping.

idea for a title and

you're live in three two we are

here live at the premiere party for the brand new captain man and kid danger

cartoon and boy are the celebrities out tonight that's white and by that i mean

sean white champion waterboarder i i think you mean snowboarder

not water sean white snowboard

because here he comes.

Hello, Sean.

What? How many gold medals have you won waterboarding?

Mary, what's happening?

Hey, hey, what's up, people?

I don't know.

This is Sean White.

I am?

No way.

My name's also Sean White.

Yeah, I'm just here to see the cartoon.

Want to race to that big tall bush across the street?

No. Ready? No. One. No. Two.

Oh, peer pressure. Three.

Usually, I'm sitting at a desk. But tonight, I'm standing.

Where is the cartoon?

I have over 50 people in my house waiting to watch a cartoon, and I got no

cartoon!

Please! What do you mean you got fired?

You guys produced the cartoon.

How do you get fired when you produce a cartoon? What do you mean?

Why?

Captain Man and Kid Danger are going to bring the cartoon.

Yeah, they should be here any second.

How do you guys know this?

Oh, well, we, we, we, uh... Prayed.

Yeah, Jasper and I prayed that Captain Manica Danger would bring the cartoon

here tonight.

You guys prayed?

Oh, yeah, totally prayed.

Here they are!

Thank you.

Oh, you guys don't have to stand.

We are very proud of who we are.

That's too much. I love my life.

We can't start the cartoon without Henry.

Uh, sorry, we are not waiting for Henry. I'm worried. I haven't seen him for

days. Hey!

It's already 8 .15, okay?

I got no time for more complications.

Take your seats!

How about here and there?

I'm a little bit, okay?

Okay, okay.

You jacked my seat.

No, this is my seat.

Dude. Dude.

Dude. What? Dude. What? Dude. Stop that. Dude. What? Dude.

That's Sean White.

Well, I don't care if he's Betty White.

I'm sitting in this seat right here.

Then I'm sitting in your lap.

Well, you won't be the first Olympian that sat in it.

Told you I'd stay here.

Good, I'm glad you did. Good, I'm glad you did. Good, I'm glad you did. Good,

I'm glad you did. Good, I'm glad you did.

Okay,

everyone. Okay, Charlotte.

Here we go.

Dude, we forgot to give the cartoon a title.

Uh, yeah.

Don't worry about it. I took care of it.

You did?

Mm -hmm.

What title did you pick?

The invention.