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Pocket knife.

Succulent. Bag of noodles.

Thank you.

Protractor. Mothballs.

Lighter fluid.

Chinese crayons. Hey!

All right.

Pocket knife.

Succulent. Bag of noodles.

Thank you.

Protractor. Mothballs.

Lighter fluid.

Chinese crayons. Hey!

Hey, guys!

Hey, Char. Hey, Charlotte.

Wait, I thought you were having dinner with your parents tonight.

I did. I just came back because I forgot my sweater. Oh, sweater.

Fuckin' heck.

Succulent. Bag of noodles.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Oh, we're putting together care packages.

And then we're going to send them to the Swillview Home for Runaway Teens.

Protractor. Mothballs. Whoa, hold up.

Why?

Swillview Home for Runaway Teens shut down.

It closed.

Well, what happened to all the Runaway Teens?

They ran away.

What? Dang it. I can't believe they wasted all this time.

Well, maybe we can give all this stuff to another charity.

No, no. What's the point? They're just going to run away, too.

Let's just throw all this junk in a dumpster. Yeah, throw it away.

Come on. We don't have to toss it all out.

Hey, looks like we're getting a video message.

I'll take it out.

Schwoz, clean up all this junk.

Aye, aye.

Now, hey, Jasper, you clean up all this junk.

But Ray told you to do it. What did you say?

Why don't I clean up the junk? I thought so.

Let's see.

Looks like it's a video from... It's from Frankini!

What? Who?

Frankini, I want to see!

Hi!

Yeah. Now you clean up the junk.

Okay, okay.

Come on, come on. Play the video. Yeah, it's Frankini.

Okay, give me a second. It's got to download.

It's just because he's old. Yeah.

Excuse me?

Hmm? What? Oh, I didn't... Look, I didn't mean like you're too... I'm not

I'm like a kid.

I'm like a big kid.

Yeah, I mean, you're young.

You're very, very, very, very young.

That's right, I'm young.

When I send text messages, I use emojis.

And I don't use capital letters or decent punctuation.

I have sneakers that light up in the back.

Yes. He's one of the most famous people on the internet.

He makes all these super funny videos that millions of people watch. And he

lives somewhere here in 12 years.

Oh, you guys are talking about Frankini.

I know who Frankini is.

I'm not old.

Just play the video. Here it comes.

the world come to.

Just kidding.

I'm having a party. And you're invited.

Yes!

Captain Man and Kid Danger.

Yes! Oh, come on. Don't be upset, guys.

At least me and Ray get to go.

So, my private party is going to be this Saturday night at the Frankini Club.

And there's going to be snacks and beverages and... party games and fresh

and a bear and a hammock and cheese. Digital fireworks!

What is wrong with that guy?

I really like fireworks.

Okay, so see you guys at my party. Text you the address.

Be what?

Yourself!

Like it's gonna be me and Ray this Saturday.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. God dang my life.

What's wrong? What's the matter?

I gotta babysit my dumb sister this Saturday.

You mean Piper?

What?

No, I mean my dumb sister Bacon.

Okay, well, that wasn't nice.

But since you're my bud, I will babysit Piper this Saturday so you can go to

Frankini's party.

But I don't think my parents are going to trust one of my friends to watch

Piper. Oh, yeah.

Well,

if you want, I'll babysit Piper. You will?

Thank you, oh my God!

Hurts, doesn't it?

Okay, Ray.

Looks like it's going to be you and me this Saturday night partying it up with

Ray Keeney.

Yeah, that party's going to be off to his now.

Off to what?

The his -no.

Off the his -no, yo.

That's not an expression.

Yes, it is.

I heard some teenagers say it at the mall.

We don't go to malls anymore.

We shop online.

That's a lie.

And I say the Frankini's party is going to be off the his -no. That's not a

thing. It's a thing now.

We'll do it live. It's a thing now.

Nope. Still not a thing.

Okay, now you just sounded insane.

Look, it's already 9 o 'clock, so I'm going to go to bed.

Love you.

Maybe I don't want to be loved by you right now.

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles and

fight crime.

Feels good.

Come on.

Come on!

I'm right behind you. Calm your kiwis. Uh, no, I will not calm my kiwis,

this kid's about to kick it with Frankini.

Okay, so you can't kick it with Frankini if your kiwis are calm?

I cannot.

All right, you see the doorbell?

Uh... Should be around here somewhere.

Hey, look at that. Huh?

What's that?

Some kind of rope.

With a sign on the end of it.

That says, yank it.

So, what do you think we should do?

Yank it!

That says to yank it.

I'm going to yank it.

Oh,

I can't believe you yanked it.

You told us to. You're fine, encouraged us.

Well, you know what they always say.

No, what?

Huh?

What do they always say?

This is where Frankini does all his live streams from.

Yep.

Hmm.

Well, where's the party? How come no one's here?

I don't know.

Frankini! Frankini!

Where is he? Are we early?

I said 9 o 'clock and it's already... 9 .05.

Where's Frankini?

I don't know where he is. Maybe he's in the...

That was weird.

So weird.

You know, generally, you feel somebody tap you on the shoulder, you turn

There's a person there. That's what I'm saying. Right. So, I don't know.

This is freaking me out.

Could we be imagining the tapping?

How could we imagine something simultaneously?

Where's the party?

The what?

The party.

Wait, are you guys talking about the party that I'm having next Saturday

What?

Next? Uh, we, uh, we were pretty sure you said it was tonight.

Bikini!

Bikini! Pardon me a moment. What is it?

I got the underwear.

Want me to give it to him?

These aren't the male models.

What? Male models?

This is Captain Man and Kid Danger.

Gentlemen,

this is my obtuse assistant, Goomer.

Hello. I used to hang out with Frankini's sister, but that's a long

Captain Man and Kid Danger were male models?

Uh... Because they're

both so handsome and physically fit.

Well, well now.

First of all, thank you very much. We do get that a lot. Yeah, we do our best

to... Guilty!

We look good.

So, uh, what do you need male models for?

What you got going on? Oh.

Well, because of my internet fame, I started my own business, and

this is my first product.

Partial mannequins? No.

Silly bees.

Franchini bottoms.

A new revolution in man's underwear.

Wow. Yeah, I see that. I see that now. Nice. Brightly colored.

Longer than traditional underwear.

Thank you, guys. And believe me, I totally get that you guys are way too

important to want to do male modeling.

Well,

I'm not saying that we want to. No, I don't.

If it would help you out.

I'd probably do it. I'd do it. I'd do it. I'd do it.

Oh, my God.

You've killed the caterpillar.

You said we'd never mention Legsy again.

So, you want us to put on your underwear?

Yes, yes.

Goomer, take them to the changing room so they can put on the Frankini bottoms

and we can start the photo shoot.

Okay, come on, fellas.

He's going to be okay.

Yeah.

Follow Goomer and put on the Frankini bottom so the real party can stop.

Oh, I really do sound menacing.

I have a handball with your mom and the Carsons, and I use my handball rag for

when I sweat.

There's someone at the door.

Will you get it? I can't. I'm watching Pimples pop.

Hi.

Henry's not here. I know. I'm here to babysit Piper. Piper doesn't need a

babysitter. You do, too.

Come in, Charlotte.

Thanks. Oh, gross!

It hit the mirror!

Um, what is this?

Ah, that's my handball rag.

use that for when i sweat i sweat a lot

i'm coming dude

you better go dude i know oh wait is there anything i should know before you

leave oh uh yeah uh do you have our neighbor's phone number no do you know

the first aid kit is uh i don't oh uh all right uh do you know how to use the

fire extinguisher no where is it you girls have fun

Frankini? No.

I don't know if we should be doing all this to Captain Man and Kid Danger.

What is the record for the most people ever watching a live stream at one time?

9 .8 million.

Correct. And to break that record, I need to use Captain Man and Kid Danger.

But they seem so nice. I don't care if they're nice.

Indian underwear.

Yeah. These are off the hands now.

Thanks, fellas.

Yeah. Quick question, though. Quick question. Yeah.

Why are there little batteries in these underwear?

Yeah, we've never worn underwear with batteries in them.

Well, I could answer that question. Or you guys could start being

male models.

Male models. Let's take some pics.

Go stand over there on your mark.

On our mark. Photography talk.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Oh, what's that?

Well, this is a Domitron.

Yeah, it's a Domitron. Oh. Yeah, no, I was about to say that.

My uncle has a couple of those, yeah. So you boys know what a Domitron does?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I've actually worked with several photographers that own Domitrons. Yeah,

Well, you know, I don't really know what a Domitron does. I have no idea what a

Domitron does.

Frankly, we're just excited to be male models. Yeah, this underwear feels good.

Why don't I demonstrate the dom -tron?

Sorry? Okay, all right, all right, good.

Why don't we give him a few good action hero poses?

Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

And here goes Frankini.

Why can't I move?

Yeah. I can't move either. Well, that's right, gentlemen. You can't move, but

you can... Squat bottle!

What?

What's going on? Why am I squat bottling? Because I can control you now.

Well, I don't want a squat bottle.

Okay.

All right. I don't know what you're... No more talking.

Instead, why don't we sing...

I've done it.

I'm sorry, Captain Man and Kid Danger, but I'm afraid that you're my puppets

now.

And I am the puppet master.

What is it?

Can they hear what you're saying?

Yes, they can hear me.

They just can't respond unless I allow them to.

Well, shouldn't you explain to them why you're doing all this?

That's what they always do in the movies.

You see, boys, the world record for the greatest number of people watching a

live stream is 9 .8 million.

And I am going to smash that record by live streaming video of the two of you

doing all sorts of silly and embarrassing activities.

Great plan, is that all?

I am so glad I made you ask that.

To make sure we have as many viewers as possible, I'm going to promise everyone

a special treat.

What's a special treat?

Hold on one second.

You already know what it is!

But I'll say it anyway.

When we get to 10 million viewers...

The two of you are going to tear off your masks and reveal your true

to the world.

Hey, for dinner, can we have pork and beans?

Yes, and...

Live stream fun.

Do you boys like musical theater?

Now, from the top. Three little maids from school are we Bird is a schoolgirl,

well can be Built to the brim with girlish glee Three little maids from

Everything is a source of fun

safe, but we care for none.