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He went down the alley.

Where are you, Jeff? You're only making it worse by running.

Shut up.

Come on. Let's get him.

You still ain't going in there, Jeff.

You're not going to get away.

All right. Come on. Let's go through the window.

Now let's use the door. The door's probably going to be locked.

That's okay.

I brought my foot.

All right, Jeff. Where is your stupid self?

I'm taking you down!

I'm taking you down!

You're embarrassing yourself. Will you quit it?

All right, Jeff.

I don't know how you escaped from jail or why you jumped through that window,

but you're going...

to using our words, man.

All right, you dopey thug. Time for your nap.

Ow!

You bass hat!

Wait, why didn't your laser knock him out?

I don't know.

It's because I'm tough as butt, that's why.

Ow!

You horse pile!

Wait, what's wrong with these things?

I don't know.

Unless...

Did you forget to charge these last night like I told you to?

Oh.

Well... Later!

How could you forget to charge the lasers? Well, I was going to charge the

lasers, but then you made me go get you a pumpkin spice latte, which you're

obsessed with.

Well, you can't get pumpkin spice lattes all year round, you know. It's a

seasonal item. All right.

I'm sorry. I didn't charge the lasers, okay? Oh, you're sorry?

What if we've been going after a real criminal, huh?

Hey, I'm a real criminal.

A real stupid one.

Oh, I'm stupid?

You dopes are the ones with inadequate lasers.

That's it.

One more.

And one more.

That did it.

Nice. Now, pick up all these movies and put them back on the shelves.

What? Why?

Because. It's our responsibility to leave this store the way we found it.

This place has been abandoned since like the 1900s.

But the movie's on the shelves. But it's dangerous. This place is falling apart.

The movie's on the shelves.

But... On the shelves. But what about the... Shelves. But... Shelves. But...

Seriously? Now you want to play?

I'm not playing.

I fell through the stupid floor when I was picking up a VHS tape of Good

You found Good Burger?

Well, where did... Oh, my gosh. I love this movie.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

Can I take your order?

of happened i wanted an after -school job but then an indestructible superhero

hired me to be his sidekick now we blow bubbles and fight crime feels good

Hey, you guys.

What are you doing here on a Sunday?

We're here to meet Henry.

And, uh, what are you doing?

I'm taking a bin bat.

Mmm. Hold the bins.

Stop. Why do you have those pretty pistols?

We're going with Henry to the square gun range.

Yeah. Where is Henry?

Schwoz, have you seen Henry?

No. He and Ray went to capture Jeff yesterday and never came back.

And you're not worried?

Hey, could you guys grab that book of the beans and pour it over my body?

No!

Cowards!

Come on, Henry.

Answer!

Come on, Tintin, you reach your phone!

No, I can't reach my phone. I'm in a hole.

You know that.

So hungry.

Yeah, well, I have to pee.

No, I'd much rather have to pee than be hungry.

Wrong.

I'm wrong.

Peeing is greater than hunger. All right, man, well, if you have to pee so

why don't you just pee, all right? Just pee.

In my captain's pants?

Yeah, why not?

You're sick.

I don't think I'm sick. Well, think again. Your whole generation's just

up sick.

You know, when you generalize... Yeah?

You tell general lies.

I can't take it!

I can't take Jeff snoring anymore!

I know, I know, I know.

Let's both yell as loud as we can at the same time.

Good idea. Maybe that'll wake him up. Yeah, maybe. On three? Yeah. One, two...

so pea -filled.

Are you adding

rice to your bean bag?

Yeah.

What, like I'm the first person in the world to mix rice and beans?

Hey, hey, hey.

I think I found Ray and Henry.

Looks like they're in that old store that used to rent movies.

Beta Maximus?

Can you come over here, please, and help me make the... No!

Swellview Police, what's your emergency?

You need to send a SWAT team to the old video store in South Swellview, Beta

Maximus. Why?

That place has been closed since the 1900s.

I know, but I heard that Captain Mannequin Danger are there, and I think

big trouble.

Okay, I get it.

Uh, you get what?

You can't prank all the cops.

I wasn't.

Prank... Ah, forget it.

Schwoz, you need to drive Jasper and me to Beta Maximus.

For what?

For to help Ray and Henry.

No.

No? What do you mean, no?

Last week I asked Ray for a raise.

You know what he said to me?

What? He said, why don't you raise your hand and slap your face with it?

Then Henry laughed.

It was humble, I think.

Okay, fine.

Then we'll handle this ourselves.

How are we going to handle... Who is it?

It's Henry's dad.

Oh, man, he's probably looking for Henry.

No worries. I got this.

Hey, Mr. Hart.

Jasper, we can't find Henry. Do you know where Henry is?

Uh... Please hold.

Yeah, you got that good.

Here, Jasper, hand me your phone.

Okay. What are you going to do? Short application.

Tasting one, two, three.

This little Henry went to market.

This little Henry stayed home.

This little Henry ate a chicken breast. A chicken breast.

Chicken breast.

I'm Henry Hart, and I ate a chicken breast.

Now, watch this.

Hey, Dad!

What goes on?

Henry, is that you?

Uh, yeah.

Of course it's me.

I mean, it's not like I'm some dude sitting in a pool of beans.

Well, where have you been? Why didn't you come home last night?

Uh, yeah.

Sorry. I spent the night at Jasper's house.

Oh. Well, why aren't you responding to our phone calls or text messages?

See you later.

Ta -da!

Now, please, leave me here in my bins.

I'm hungry.

Look, kid, I know you're hungry, but you need to just stay... Rat!

Now walk the rat! Rat! Rat!

I wish that rat would walk right into my mouth.

Look, kid, you need to stay strong, all right?

I mean, how do you think I feel? I've had to pee since last night.

drive us to beta maximus i know but piper she has a driver's license yeah

the dmv sent her by accident whatever she's a legal driver and that's what we

need unless you want to get your uncle roscoe to drive us you know my uncle

roscoe can't fit in the car then let's go in

And it's addressed to you.

Okay, well, I just started eating a hamburger, so I'll open it when I'm

But, Piper, they say that when you know you have a package, it's bad luck if you

wait to open it.

Yeah, I've never heard that.

Well, I...

finished my hamburger.

Okay.

Wait, where did it go?

Um. Oh, Piper.

I just saw that this package said from the office of Captain Man.

Seriously?

What do you think it is?

Uh, we have no idea. That's not if we had anything to do with that package. We

just found it.

Man Club, the man fans, I need your help.

Oh, my God, he wants my help.

Wow. Keep reading.

Yeah, yeah.

Kid Danger and I might be in trouble, so please bring the weapons in the box to

that old movie rental place, Beta Maximus.

Oh. Well, wow.

Whoa. One of Captain Man's actual blasters. Yeah, okay.

Be careful with that.

Come on, let's bring the box of weapons and get there fast.

Come here.

Kid, what are you doing?

I'm starving, okay?

I'm trying to eat this fly.

Oh, my God.

That is nauseating.

How can you even think about eating a...

Jeff! Jeff!

What?

Get over here right now.

You guys are in holes.

Thank you, Jeff.

We didn't realize we were in holes.

Just grab Kid Danger's phone, call the police, and tell them to come here right

now.

No!

I'm not playing with you, Jeff!

Call the cops and tell them to get...

So, you're saying you can't get out of these holes by yourself?

That's right, Jeff!

We can't get out of the holes!

Jeez, any six to twelve year old could understand this.

Okay. So just to confirm...

and Kid Danger and I'm victorious.

Ah, look at me. I'm Jeff.

Master criminal.

Sorry, losers.

You've been hole -trapped.

You did not trap us, Jeff. We fell through the stupid floor.

Oh, yeah? That's your story. My story is I trapped you and my story's gonna have

pics. Don't do that.

stuck in those holes, I'm in charge.

No, I am. No, you're the designated driver.

Okay, I don't know where your breath came from, but you better get out of

unless you want me to put you in holes like I did with Captain Man of Kid

Danger. Okay, he did not put us in these holes. We fell through these rotten old

wooden floors. We are a victim of wood rot.

Well, if you don't, I'm going to blast you with this.

Son, don't blast anyone. Just call the police.

Yes, son.

Hey, kid, I'm going to sit on Captain Man. We'll hit my butt.

No, you're not.

Sometimes violence is the answer.

But what hit me? You hit yourself.

Classic Jasper.

All right. I'm calling the fire department to get you two out of those

Good. And tell them to hurry before I...

before I die.