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Come on, man.

Would you please just say yes? Would you please just... If you teach me how to

fly the mancopter.

Come on.

It's Charlotte.

Go for me.

Okay, it's confirmed.

You're looking for the Ballerino brothers.

I hate those guys. Do you know they're not even brothers? I don't care why you

won't just say yes. Do you get that I am on the phone?

You do not snatch my phone like that. Will you please just teach me how to fly

the mancopter?

What have I told you about using your lightning -fast reflexes to snatch my

stuff? You promised me that you would. We will talk about it later.

Captain

Man

and Kid Danger.

Nice to see you.

Well, if it isn't the Ballerino Brothers.

That's right.

And our favorite dance is the Nutcracker.

Sweet.

Okay, what about Saturday morning? You could teach me before work.

You're too young to fly the Mancopter.

Oh, okay.

So I'm old enough to help you beat up vicious ballet dancers, but I'm not old

enough to fly the Mancopter? It's not a question of age, it's a question of

experience. Uh, excuse me!

Are we gonna fight?

Or do you two need to see a couple's therapist?

Perhaps both.

You dancing punks.

Punks?

We went to Juilliard.

How could you say I'm too young?

You're not ready. You're just a sidekick.

Oh.

Oh, really? Oh. Oh, really?

Oh. Oh, yeah?

Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh.

Okay. Okay.

Then let's make a deal. What kind of deal? If I knock out both these

by myself, then you have to teach me how to fly the mancopter.

Kid, you... Okay, sure. Tell you what. I'm going to sit over here. You fight

these guys by yourself.

I will. Good luck. No, I don't need luck. You know why?

Wow,

kid. Way to block that with your head.

Okay, ballerinos.

Let's dance.

Dang

it.

I told Schwoz to pack crunchy peanut butter.

No, no, no. Why would you...

have to teach me how to fly the man copter no no no we had

a deal yeah the deal was you had to knock out both ballerinos i did no you

didn't look that one's getting out the dumpster right now

at an after school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

Astronaut's helmet filled with orange plastic eggs.

That's not what I'm looking for.

Bye.

What a jerk.

I didn't hang up yet.

Oh, hey, Piper. I'm here on business.

Is that my backpack?

Pause off. But that's my backpack.

It could be. You want to buy it?

No, I left it at your house and I was studying with Henry.

Which means this backpack is now legally my property.

But that's not fair.

Hey! Life isn't fair and never will be. So get used to it.

How much do you want for my backpack?

I don't know.

Fifty bucks?

I only paid twenty for it. Well, I'm assuming you want the stuff inside, too.

Come on!

Look, I'm not trying to be mean or anything like that.

That just came in. It's an old cotton candy machine.

Cotton candy?

Yep. I'll take it.

Wait, I gotta find out how much it costs.

Uh, it costs one backpack.

Okay, if you give me my backpack back, you can have the cotton candy machine.

No, not till I'm sure it works.

Let's test it.

All right, here.

I'll pour in some cotton sugar.

Egg. We had it.

Yeah, baby.

Henry Hart in the pilot seat. Let's go.

Move. What?

Dude. Beautiful morning, huh?

You're supposed to let me fly.

Well, I assume you know the first rule of flying a helicopter.

What? Shutting up.

Now, flying a helicopter isn't for babies.

What's your point?

That you should read this manual cover to cover?

All right, I'll read that manual.

If you swear on your life that you read that manual before you flew a

helicopter.

Okay, don't read the manual.

Some guy.

Charlotte, will you please finish up the diagnostic test so we can get this

thing up in the air? Thank you.

Oh, sure.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to waste your guys' time while I was pulling this manual out of

eye.

Apology accepted. It's okay.

Here's your manual.

Hey,

why are we taking this helicopter?

I thought we were going to take the mancopter.

Because. Before you get to fly my super cool man copter, which does exist,

you first need to learn on this rental helicopter.

Okay, fine, whatever.

Let's just start this thing, okay? I just want to fly. Hey, it's not that

Oh, it's not? No, it's not.

I mean, for example, starting a helicopter, nothing at all like starting

Because as you can see, there are literally dozens of buttons, levers, and

lights all over the dashboard, and it takes time and experience.

Don't do that.

But it started. I know, but don't do that.

Okay. Thank you.

But it started. What? What?

Who started the helicopter?

Henry did. Well, we're not really sure. We're very sure it was Henry.

if you'd please tell me so I can move my head away from the large spinning

blades.

my soda. Yeah, well, I'm drinking. No, you better not. Don't tell me what I can

and cannot drink, Henry.

No!

Drink it!

Schwoz, just come pick me up.

Because Ray and Henry left me.

want to eat too much sugar uh there's not that much sugar in cotton candy yeah

there is okay what's your shirt made of cotton and

is there any sugar in your shirt what well no nothing

all right now just give me my backpack sure just give me 10 bucks no no

we made a deal all right you give me my backpack for the cotton candy machine

Now it's 20 for arguing.

It's not fair to change the deal. I need 20 bucks and the cotton candy machine

or else...

Schwoz and Jasper can see us. Uh, no, no, no, no. The answer's no.

Ah.

Yeah.

Of course the answer is no.

That's what's the meme.

Chug us up so we can have some fun, all right? I'm just trying to have fun,

okay? I mean, unless you're against fun.

Nah, I'm pro -fun. Oh, yeah, sure, sure, because I'm pro -fun.

Candy is hard work.

Well, you know what'll make it easier next time?

What? If you don't dump ten entire jugs of cotton sugar into the cotton candy

machine all at once.

You know, anyone can criticize.

Yeah, but I'm really good at it.

Now, I'll get the rest of that cotton candy over there, and you get that pile.

To the pile!

they've ever had.

Yeah, just keep flying towards junk and stuff. I'm trying to make a list for the

supermarket. Oh, sorry.

I need meat.

I need peanut butter.

Crunchy.

Assorted crackers.

Patrick! Whoa, whoa, watch me badly!

You don't look too binoculars while you're flying a helicopter.

Oh.

But I saw some cheerleaders down there. Look, two...

Cheerleaders? Yeah.

Give me those.

Oh, yeah.

That is one cheerful group of ladies.

Hey. Hey.

What's up?

I bet those cheerleaders would love to take a selfie with Captain Mannequin

Danger. Yeah, I bet they would.

Looking good, Captain Man.

Feeling good, Kid Danger.

All right.

I'll take us down and land by the cheerleaders.

No, no, no. Let me land. No, it's cool. I can land.

Have you ever landed a helicopter?

Well, no, but... Okay, so you never landed a helicopter, but somehow you

exactly how to land a helicopter. I don't think it's that hard to land a

helicopter. Well, it's very hard to land a helicopter, and that's why I'm going

to do it. No, no, no.

You just want to land so you can show up in front of the cheerleaders. Hey,

guess what? You're right. Now switch places with me. What?

Now! Now!

Hello, this is your captain speaking now. Get out of that seat! No, I want to

land in my shell!

Hey, you are not landing in my shell!

You did not land in my shell!

Let's wave.

Hey!

Hey, down here!

Hey, look at us!

You are the class, you understand?

Okay,

it's all good.

It's okay, it's okay.

He's indestructible.

Not a problem.

that flew out of the helicopter.

Hey, did Ray and Henry throw something out of the helicopter?

Yeah.

Looks like a Captain Man action figure.

Oh, yeah, it does.

Wait.

Do you hear something?

Uh, yeah.

Sounds like...