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Previously on Henry Danger.

Mark. Hey! Who locked the door?

What happened? Trouble in outer space?

Oh, my God!

Breadbuster! Piper, it's your commercial!

Who knows, Bob? We interrupt this program for breaking news.

What the butt?

Some unknown person has found his or her way into NASA's new International Space

Station and is holding the astronauts hostage.

Ready. Guess where we're going.

Just space? S .W .A .T. has a rocket ship? Just lend us your lunch shuttle

we'll bring it right back.

That's the lunch can.

Nobody

leaves

this room till we all see my Fred Lobster commercial.

You are good to enter the space station.

Kid Danger also relevant.

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing situation.

In space.

Okay, little girl.

Who are you?

I'm... What are you doing here?

I'm... How old are you?

I'm... Why'd you hit both of us on the head? Let her answer. Well, I have a lot

of questions.

Captain Man! Kid Danger! Help us!

Don't you talk to me that way. I'm an astronaut.

You're going to get it, you little brat.

Yeah? Who's got the pee?

Okay, what is the deal here?

I'll tell you the deal. That's my daughter, Kelsey.

And she's not supposed to be here.

Well, how'd you get on board?

I used my dad's ID.

And then?

And then I sneaked on the supply rocket, hid it in a storage container, and...

It's the thing here where we sleep.

Yeah, and you're going to stay in there.

I'll tell you what, young lady, when we get back to Earth on the ground, you are

going to be so, so grounded.

Okay, I don't know what the butt is going on here, but, uh, kid, you let

astronauts out of their sleep things, okay?

You just freeze.

Yeah, I don't freeze.

I thaw.

Wait, you saw what?

Huh? You said you saw something?

What? No, I said I saw.

Well, what?

You saw what? What'd you see?

Dude, what are you doing? I don't know, man. The air's pretty weird in here.

How is the air?

All right, I'm gonna let you guys out. If you move, I blast you.

Good luck.

Hypermotility. What does that mean?

That I'm good.

Will you take care of her, please?

Yeah, all right. All right,

little girl.

We're taking you back to Earth.

You're from Earth, right?

Yes, but I'm not going back.

You guys don't understand.

Those astronauts are evil.

Hey, shut up!

Don't you guys get why they brought these bunnies up here into space?

I kind of get why. I know why. It's pretty obvious. I mean, I don't know

but I'm just curious. Why do you think why?

They're taking them to the moon to do...

It's science.

You know, science, the study of how things work and why.

Oh, this guy.

We've got to take those bunnies to the moon.

Why? To see how high they can hop.

That's insane.

Yeah, we already know that the moon has less gravity than Earth. So that means

we know exactly how high these bunnies can hop on the moon. And the answer

We test them on the moon.

And do those bunnies agree to let you put them on the moon? No, they did not

agree to that.

Oh, yes, they did.

Every one of those bunnies signed a contract.

What contract?

The one right over there on the clipboard.

Let's see about this clipboard.

I'm also going to go see about this clipboard.

Oh, look at this.

Huh?

The bunnies probably didn't even read this.

Yeah, I bet you just dipped their little bunny paws in ink and then pushed them

on the bottom of this paper.

See? Now do you guys get why I had to sneak on board?

I had to save the bunnies.

Oh, we get it. Yeah, you did the right thing.

Well, come on! You guys are seriously on her side?

We're on the side of the bunnies!

Pastro jerks!

Kelsey, honey, start loading these bunnies onto our shuttle of love, okay?

Oh, yeah, really?

Yeah. We're going to take them and you back home.

Dang it! Man!

Wait, wait, wait.

First, what do you get a picture of me holding this bunny?

We don't have time for that.

Come on.

I want a picture of me holding a bunny in outer space.

Why? I'm a social media dude.

Dang it.

All right.

Yeah, this will get a lot of likes. Yeah.

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

Fire off of your neighbor's car.

See? That's how you play truth or dare.

All right, who's next?

I think I am.

Okay, Piper's dad.

Truth or dare?

Well, I'm no chicken.

Dare.

Okay.

I dare you to eat that nasty lobster that's been sitting there for the

Seven hours.

Oh.

Uh... Truth.

I'll take truth.

You already said dare.

Ah, who cares?

Yeah.

Okay, fine.

Truth.

Does Mom know that last week you had lunch with your ex -girlfriend?

I'll eat the lobster.

Ew!

Take a look!

Ah, it's gone!

My commercial's on again!

It's a new day at Fred Lobster's.

Who knows?

We interrupt this program for breaking news.

As you know, earlier today, the International Space Station was space

an unknown space -jacker.

Oh, my God, again?

No, Mary. We're talking about the same incident we reported on earlier.

Ah.

Back to you, Trent.

At this time, NASA officials are reporting no change in the situation,

means there's no new information to report.

I repeat, no new information to report.

So there's no new news right now? I'm assuming there could be some news about

the space station later?

Uh, yeah, Mary.

Actually, later, there could be news about almost anything.

That's right, Trent.

Trent?

Sit and hear, y 'all.

Listen, we're loading up the love shuttle with bunnies and a girl.

Bunnies and a girl?

Is the girl married?

No, she's 11. Look, I'll explain everything when I get back.

But what's that? The love shuttle can only hold two people.

Uh, well, now we're three people and six bunnies, so we're gonna have to...

Schwoz, plot a course for us back to Earth.

Aye.

Bunny!

Bunny! Mr.

Bunny! Hey!

Here, Bunny!

You guys lost one of the bunnies?

No, he did.

Well, it tricked me.

Tricked me, it did.

Well, come on, we've got to find it before he... Hey.

Power failure.

Switching to battery backup.

Hey, why is the space station losing power?

Because the bunny chewed through those wires.

Or because the bunny chewed through the wires.

It's me.

All right, little girl.

Take this bunny.

Go put them on the love shuttle, okay?

Okay.

Hey, the show says that the love shuttle can only transport two people.

Shotgun! No, dude.

What about weight distribution, okay?

Because it's going to be you, it's going to be me, it's going to be the girl,

and it's going to be thick bunnies. It's not going to fit. Well, how many

bunnies equals a person?

I don't know, like 34 bunnies?

Okay. There's lots nicer ways you can put a guy in a closet.

Yeah.

Let me out of here.

No! But we're taking our bunnies back.

Over my beaten body?

Well then, I guess we're gonna have to beat your body. And then take our

over it.

I have a superpower, so you guys really think you can beat this body?

Yeah.

I think we can. In zero gravity.

In zero gravity.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait, wait, wait.

How come you guys aren't floating? Because we're wearing magnetic boots.

Well, can I have a pair of magnetic boots?

Nope. But you can't have this.

I'd rather have the magnetic poof!

Come on, quit it! Come on!

You astronauts!

I'm demanding you open that door, you great coward!

You guys win round one.

Now, before we continue, I'd really like a pair of magnetic boots.

Sure. Take mine.

Really? Yeah. Come and get them.

Come on.

Come on.

Well, I did. He threw me.

Turn the gravity back on.

Wait.

Gravity on.

Oxygen pressure dropping.

Hey. Hey, what's happening?

Hey, Ted.

Will you let me out of here?

What's going on? Your stupid psychic broke our space station.

Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you pushed me. It was your

fault. Yeah.

Halt.

Bait halt.

Come on, kid.

You can't just leave these guys behind.

So... Come on, just go. Get on the love shuttle. Go, go, go.

Hey, hey, hey.

With the respect.

I'm a sidekick.

lobster commercial.

You sound weird on TV.

You can't just leave me here in space.

Right. Well, the good news is there's a handle on the outside of the shuttle.

A handle?

A good, strong handle.

What are you saying?

You know, that we could ride home on the inside.

Yeah.

On the outside of the shuttle.

Holding on to the good, strong handle.

But how will I breathe? I'll suffocate.

No, you're indestructible.

Oh, yeah, but when we re -enter the Earth's atmosphere, I'll burn up.

Indestructible.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Wait, what's that stuck to the side of the love shuttle?

His hair shouldn't be blowing like that.

Okay, they're re -entering the Earth's atmosphere.

A little fire!

Did that make sense?

Yes, absolutely.

It sure does.