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Roger that, Bursar Control.

Continue to monitor life support and flight navigation.

Copy that.

APT subcarrier signal reading to O -Niner.

Oh, man.

Hey, did you pack the food?

No. What? Because, look, your chocolate got mixed in with my peanut butter.

Or maybe your peanut butter got in with my chocolate.

No.

That tastes good.

Chocolate and peanut butter. Yeah.

They're two great tastes that taste great together.

Hmm. Little Earth hears about this.

Right. Hey, let's get some shut -eye.

Nah.

I'm tired.

Let's get some sleep.

I'll kill the lights.

Also hungry.

Good point.

Okay, boys, get some rest up there in space. We'll contact you in 0800 hours.

Copy that.

Sleep chambers activated and ready.

Glass sliding down.

Secure.

What are you doing here?

Oh, my God!

What's done is done.

Yeah?

Shirt.

Shirt.

What's wrong with you? What?

This is my Fred Lobster shirt.

Because you're in a Fred Lobster commercial.

So I got this shirt.

In honor of your commercial.

For Fred Lobster.

And now I regret it.

Piper, it's your commercial!

It's a new day at Fred Lobster.

Mary Caperman.

Mary, come on. You can eat the chicken wings later.

I am so sorry.

Is there any salt on my face?

No, you're good.

Where's my commercial?

Hey.

Trouble in outer space?

Yes. We've just received a report that some unknown person has found his or her

way into NASA's new International Space Station.

Now, Trent, that space station is located where?

It's in space, Mary.

Hence the name Space Station.

That's right, Trent.

Apparently, the mysterious intruder has taken over the station and is holding

the astronauts hostage.

And we should point out that one of those astronauts, Jim Dickel, lives

here in Swellview when he's not in space.

Here's a photo. to a major tickle taken last year at Swellview's Taco Festival.

No one cares!

Put my commercial back on!

Stay tuned to KLBY News for more updates on this developing situation.

In space.

being taken hostage in outer space.

I don't need your sarcasm.

Hey, your watch just beeped.

Uh, I know.

I, uh, gotta go call my boss at Jug and Stuff.

What? What about my commercial?

We missed it.

But they'll play it again.

She's right. They're supposed to run it a few times today.

Oh.

Then I'll go check the front porch.

My sister's in a Fred Lobster commercial, so I bought this shirt,

right, look, there's no time to talk about your shirt.

But... but you asked me.

We have an emergency!

Guess where we're going.

To space?

Not just space, Henry.

Outer space.

Wait, well, how are you and I gonna get to outer space? You know, I was in a

Fred Lobster last week, and they told me they don't have those shirts anymore.

Uh, yeah, I had to order this one online.

Oh, so you really want to talk about lobster shirts while astronauts are in

danger? You're the one who brought up the shirts.

Can we get to the man cave, perhaps?

Okay, I'm on my way.

Bring the shirt.

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

Schwoz, I can see you.

Go away.

You'll miss me.

How did he get up there?

Come on, Schwoz.

You're going to have to come down from there eventually.

Whoa, what the... Why is Schwoz... Meet me, meet me.

You are very stupid.

Those are not the lyrics!

Ah, my shoe.

Okay, what is going on?

Schwoz won't give Ray the launch key to his little rocket ship.

Well, why won't he... Schwoz has a rocket ship?

It's called...

Why did Schwoz build a love shuttle?

For his honeymoon.

Yeah, he says that when he gets married, he wants to have his honeymoon on the

actual moon.

Don't be ridiculous, Schwoz.

I think you might be overreacting.

May I?

No, no.

You

shot

his butt.

Hey, you guys hear? There's a hostage situation up in...

the astronauts is from Swellview?

Yes. Everyone knows. Yeah, Jim Dickel.

Oh.

Well, did you know I was born with 11 toes but only 9 on my feet?

11? What? What'd he say?

Yeah. Who's got news now?

I'll check that.

Hey, shouldn't you be up at Junk and Stuff watching the store?

I have to use the bathroom but the one upstairs is broken.

That's why we told you to use the bathroom across the street at the gas

I'm no longer welcome at that gas station.

At least someone from Swellview.

Come on, Schwoz. Give us the key to your love shuttle. Wait, why doesn't NASA

just send someone up there to help the astronauts?

Yeah, call NASA.

No, no, no, no, no. NASA just sent a supply rocket to the space station two

ago. It'll take them six months to get another one ready to send up.

Well, can't we just borrow a rocket from China? No!

No, I am not getting inside a Chinese rocket ever again.

Hey, come on, Schwoz.

Let us use your love shuttle. Yeah.

You're never going to need it.

I will, for when I get married.

Oh, to what, Schwoz? What's going to marry you?

Even that robot girlfriend you built for yourself.

Gerda? Even she left you.

No, we're just taking a break.

Last season. So you mean winter? Yeah.

That's what I meant.

Look, buddy.

Yeah, don't choke me.

Are you planning to marry someone in the next ten hours?

Well, I don't plan to, no.

Okay, so just lend us your love shuttle and we'll bring her right back.

You promise to be careful with it?

We both promise.

Now give us the launch key!

Okay. Hold out your hand.

Looks like Captain Man needs your help.

Sure, anything. What do you need?

You're a good boy.

Okay, Henry.

I'm now going to insert the key into the console.

Okay.

I did it.

Great.

You are aboard the Love Shuttle.

Welcome, Schwoz and... Woman's name.

Prepare for your honeymoon.

this love music off. Oh, come on.

Love music isn't for turning. Oh, it's for turning. Oh, thank you.

I got it.

All right, Henry and Ray, we pre -set the flight computer to automatically

you to the space station.

Copy that. And we are ready for launch.

Hey, kid, let's go to space.

And kick some ace.

To the stars!

Hey, pretty cool.

Yeah, I've never done that sitting down before.

Yeah, I wasn't sure it was going to work. All right, you guys.

I just wanted to say, be careful up there.

We copy.

You two are the only Ray and Henry I have.

Thanks. Okay, then.

I've never said this out loud before, pup.

Don't do this.

I just wanted you guys to know that... Hit it. Yep, launching.

Space!

The final frontier.

What does that mean?

You know.

The final frontier.

Last place in the universe that mankind hasn't explored yet.

Space!

What about oceans?

Huh? Oceans.

I mean, we haven't explored all... parts of the oceans yet, so aren't they an

unexplored frontier?

Ocean?

Okay, fine.

Space!

One of two final frontiers.

What about parallel universes?

What?

Remember that time that Charlotte and I went to that parallel universe? I

suppose. Well, there's probably lots more parallel universes that none of us

have explored, so... i guess you could say one of many many remaining

frontiers yeah i like cartoons

Piper, you haven't gone to the bathroom in four hours.

And I'm not gonna, because I know if I leave, I'm gonna miss my commercial.

Well, what about me? I have to go, too.

Are you in a commercial for Fred Lobster?

No. Then today's not about you, is it, gnarly?

I... I don't follow your logic.

Sweetie, we're recording this channel all day.

So? So, when your commercial comes on, it'll record, and then we'll have it

forever. But I want to watch it live.

I understand, but... It has to be live. But why can't... We'll do it live!

Okay.

Oh, it's just asking if we want to record America's Got Salad.

Oh, my gosh, I love that show.

Me, too.

I'll just press... No, wait, da -da -da. Carlos!

I know, I know.

station so wait no wait dude what are you doing don't start pressing random

what's happening what's happening you made my chair

start to vibrate oh so fair i want to vibrate it's nice

Hey, Schwartz.

I think we just docked with the space station.

Oh, really?

My goodness. Thanks for the information.

Okay, you have a solid pressure lock, so you are good to enter the space

station. 10 -4, good Charlotte.

We're 10 -10 on the fat.

All right, kid.

We're about to leave the love shuttle and enter the space station.

Yep. I'm up to speed on the story.

I know, I'm just saying, we have no idea who or what hijacked that space

station. And we won't know until we go in there and look inside.

Yup. That's all been clearly established.

Then let's go do this.

Waiting on you.

Here we go. I hope so.

Set weapons to stun.

That's right.

Uh, no, you just set it to melt. Oh.

Do you want to melt the space station? No, I do not.

I thought you were going to... No, you go, and then I'll go.

What are you doing? No, you said... Okay.

Okay.

Oh, wait, it's a melt.

Okay, kid.

Stay cool.

I think I got whatever it was that attacked.

I didn't get it.

Captain Man?

Uh, I'm here too.

Kid Danger, also relevant.