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Hey,

I'm here. What's up?

Oh, Charlotte wants to show us the new projects you made for the Gizmo Show.

Gizmo Show?

What's a gizmo show?

Oh, it's a huge competition they have every year where kids bring all kinds of

cool machines and inventions they made and they show it to you.

I'm sorry, was I boring you? Yeah, a little bit. Okay.

No, he's just tired because he hasn't slept in two days. Yeah, but Henry was

also being boring.

True.

Okay, why hasn't Schwartz slept in two days? Because he was binge -watching

miniseries about O .J. The one about the big trial in the 90s? No.

The one about orange juice?

Yeah, it's called O .J. From Farm to Glass.

Hey, you seen the episode yet about how they removed the pulp?

No spoilers!

Is it time to see Charlotte's thing?

Jasper, you're supposed to be upstairs at Junk and Stuff, working.

Yeah, dude, what if a customer walks in?

Oh, it's okay. I left a sign saying, be right back.

And hello!

As some of you know, for the past three years at the Gizmo Show, my projects

have won the second place prize.

All right.

But this is the year that Charlotte goes number one.

So you're gonna pee?

Energy balls. Wrong. Orange juice. Dang it. Double A battery. Shut up.

As you're about to see, my screen machine creates energy from sound.

Sound and energy.

I like batteries.

Jasper, over here, please.

Put that mask over your mouth.

Ooh, a mask.

Now, watch as I take this shock rod.

vibrations into energy which this kinetic transformer turned into

which made the hula girl dance wow that's fantastic right but why did you

to rod shock me for science wait so when

someone makes sound into the thing how much electricity can it create it

on how loud the sound is and how long the sound lasts oh i want to try

it all just kind of happened i wanted an after -school job but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick now we blow bubbles and

fight crime

Thank you.

a disaster that you think it is. But the gizmo show is on Monday, and look what

Schwoz did to my project.

Okay, but Schwoz is a scientific genius, and he has all weekend to rebuild your

screen machine, which he will.

No, this weekend I'm supposed to get my colonoscopy.

Restedule it.

Just restedule it.

But the rules say that every kid has to create their own gizmo without help from

a parent or any...

This is your work.

Oh, yeah, yeah. See, look, Schwoz is just going to recreate the project you

made. Okay?

Okay?

Oh, I guess so.

All right, then we're all good.

Schwoz, now it's just up to you to make sure you get everything we all... Oh, my

God, this guy. Oh, my God. All right, I got this.

ice creams.

No. No ice creams till later. Right now we gotta get to the hardware store.

I hate going to hardware stores.

Well, I need extra parts if you want me to recreate Charlotte's stupid scream

machine. Well, you wouldn't have to recreate Charlotte's scream machine if

hadn't air horned that hula dancer to death, so... Stop making me feel bad.

should feel bad. I'll just kick...

show judging will begin momentarily. So prepare to be judged.

Good luck.

Come on.

Come on.

You can't hide in the bathroom forever.

I just want to leave. Why?

You should be proud of your project.

My project is an embarrassment.

Yeah, but I think it's a cute little volcano.

Please. What?

Look at Janet Tetrazzini's cute volcano.

Wow. She is talented.

She is not.

Her smelly dad always makes a project for her.

Well, I think your volcano is just as neat.

Oh, you're such a dad.

Come on. Let's test it again.

I'm so proud of you.

Oh, man.

The judges only have two more projects to score, and then I'm next.

Hey, look it.

What is that?

I took pics of us, then swapped our faces.

I think we look kind of hot.

Jennifer!

Look at my project table!

What?

Is it wobbly?

This project gets a score of three.

Hey, look, you got third place.

No, Dad, I got a three.

Three out of what?

Out of a hundred!

Oh, eesh.

Hey, hey, I'm tender here.

Where have you guys been?

We got here as fast as we could.

But Henry wouldn't let us. Okay, we'll get ice creams later.

Geez. Oh, man, here come the judges. Quick, move that table out of the way so

can put my screen machine in.

All right.

Where's my project? What is that?

Yeah, listen, listen, listen.

I gotta tell you something.

We lost the plants to your screen machine.

You lost the... Okay, never tell a woman to... Shit, man. We're sorry.

So many rules.

Oz tried to recreate your screen machine, but without the plans, he

it to work in time, so... Well, what the jack is that thing?

It's a little project that I've been working on, so I finished it for you.

Well, I can't pretend I made this.

I'm sure you can't see. It's like a little disco ball from the other one.

Remember this one? A little disco ball right here.

Oh!

This isn't my work. I don't even know what it does. Okay, look, what this

machine does, I don't really know what it does. Okay, next.

we have a young lady who's no stranger to second place ribbing.

How are you, Charlotte?

Oh, you know, good.

A little nauseous.

Great. You want to tell us about your project?

I'd rather not.

Okay. Well, then would you like to demonstrate your gizmo?

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, because, like, what else would she do?

Not demonstrated.

Good one.

All right, Charlotte, what does your gizmo do?

Uh, well, I should probably start by, uh, turning it.

Wasn't I just over there?

Good Lord, did your device just transport that boy from there to there?

Yeah, seems so.

Should we just stop this competition now? Because Charlotte's device isn't

the best gizmo at this show.

This is mankind's most impressive invention of all time.

This technology could end the need for cars, airplanes, shipping. It could help

preserve the Earth's entire ecosystem.

Charlotte, you're going to be the most famous person on this planet.

Someone call the government.

Call Fox News.

She's going to win the Nobel Prize.

Yeah. Take that, China.

Well, Charlotte, you must be very proud, but where'd she go?

Oh, there she is, hiding under the table.

I mean, everyone out there just saw our device work.

And we need to get rid of it.

My machine?

Yes, your machine.

Okay, dude, there's like a billion people out there. How are we going to

of it?

Easy.

All we need is a plan.

Which is?

I don't know, Henry. Isn't it enough that I pointed out that a plan is what

need? No, not really.

I have an idea.

Is it a plan? Yes.

All we need is Captain Man, Kid Danger, and a criminal.

You want me to be a criminal?

Yeah, will you?

Do I have to wax someone?

No.

for me.

questions about your invention.

Oh, okay, but I'm not sure. Charlotte, two FBI agents are on the way. They want

to ask you a lot of questions.

Jasper, where are you? I'm right outside.

I found a great disguise in the dumpster.

Okay, just get in here and follow the plan.

Did I whack someone? No you can't whack anyone

What do I do now?

Run to Charlotte's table.

drawings, I'm sure.

So you can recreate it. No, my drawings were lost.

Well, I'm sure you remember how you created it.

Yes, and with time, I'm sure you can...