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Why would he want to hear after midnight on a Thursday?

I don't know.

But if it's because he had a bad dream again, I am not going to sing him a

lullaby this time.

Maybe it's an emergency. Like, maybe he... I'm here.

That's an emergency.

Are you...

You thought my hair was naturally curly?

Hey.

Hello, friends.

Welcome.

Welcome. And now, I want to introduce you guys to someone very special.

Looks like a woman. Yeah.

Everyone, this is Gwen.

Hi, guys.

Hey, Gwen.

Hey, Ray. Can I talk to you for a second? Gwen, really, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Are you crazy? What?

You can't just bring some stranger down here in the man cave.

Oh, Gwen's not a stranger.

How long have you known her?

Almost three hours.

Three hours? What?

Oh, that reminds me. I've got to tell her you're Kid Danger. No, no, no, you

can't. Hey, honey.

Yes? I'll bet you'll never guess who this lovable knucklehead really is. I'm

nobody, I'm nobody, I'm nobody. Kid Danger!

It's okay. Gwen even knows that I'm Captain Man.

And guess what else?

Gwen and I?

We're getting married.

Hey!

What's this happening?

Ray's getting married to a woman he met three hours ago.

What?

Why does Jesper have those things on his head?

Because his hair's not naturally curly.

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles and

fight crime.

Henry? Yeah?

This plant's intimidating me.

Dude, we got way bigger problems right now than plant thirst.

I mean, why would Ray want to marry a lady he's only known for three hours?

Like, maybe she has a trampoline.

No,

I love you more.

You too.

More than you love me.

Oh, I think I do.

All right, he's about to make me puke. Well, I love you more.

What's that?

We can use this to find out why Ray fell in love with that woman so quickly.

Oh. But how could that be? Shh, shh, shh.

Ray!

Ray, come quick to me.

Yeah, I'll see you in a few minutes.

I love you.

Okay, Schwoz, what was it that you wanted me to...

Schwoz! Charlotte, text him!

Hey, Charlotte!

Good job!

Now, bring him over here to the sofa.

Come on, smile for me.

Let me see.

Henry!

Jasper?

Hey, Gwen.

Uh, Jasper, why don't you go to the bathroom?

Because I'm empty?

Then go into the bathroom and use your phone to listen to your Celine Dion

playlist. Done!

You know... Henry.

feeling last night that you don't want me to marry your friend ray oh well i'm

glad you got that feeling because that feeling is exactly what i want your

feeling to be you feeling me i'm sorry one more time no

i'm sorry because i don't repeat stuff

I'm connecting this device to Ray's brain and converting his cerebral memory

impulses into audio and video images so we can see his memories from yesterday

when he first met the light there.

When he first met the light there.

Hey,

you there.

Me? What are you doing with that glowing blob?

Uh, nothing.

That's a lie.

I think you're a criminal.

Are you... hungry?

Uh... I know Ray.

There's no way that he'd meet you and then ask you to marry him on the same

unless you...

Unless you did something.

You know, Henry, I was hoping we could be friends.

Now I'm sorry that I made you these muffins.

Muffins?

That's really good.

That's a good muffin.

Captain Man?

Yeah?

May I kiss you?

Something you want to tell me?

Yeah.

I... I love you.

That's right. And you always will.

When she kissed him.

Jasper? Oh, hey, what's up?

I thought you were upstairs and junking stuff with Henry. Oh, I was, but Henry

wanted to talk to Gwen, so I went to... Gwen!

Oh, jeez. Oh, come on.

Wait, I'm running, too!

Oh, my God, what is this, banana nut?

Is this a banana nut muffin?

I was just dreaming about the first time we met.

Hello, my sweet man.

Ray, no.

Quit it. I can't quit you.

Ray, you don't really love her.

Ray, she gave you a bad movie.

My baby's so smart.

Could you please make all these people leave so we could be alone?

if someone tries to take me.

Who would want you?

People

want

me.

Okay,

tell me why Gwen would use tainted muffins to make Ray fall in love with

Cuz, think about it. If Captain Man and Kid Danger are so in love, that they

can't fight crime, then they can't stop Gwen from doing whatever evil things she

wants to do. Okay, then I think we need to figure out how... Oh,

it feels so nice.

at my jasper he jacked my girly curly she

yanked up my eyelashes piper you just hurt someone i love

yeah and i'm just getting started

Jasper. No more hugging me.

Hugging you?

Ew.

Ew? Wait.

Aren't you in love with Jasper?

In love with what?

No. No.

Okay. Okay, this is awesome.

What is? How come Henry doesn't love me anymore?

I think because when Piper was harassing you, it made Henry feel really angry.

So? So.

into your brain.

Oh.

Okay, so, like, when Henry felt anger, it drove out his feelings of love?

Yeah, I think that's what happened.

Okay. Okay, so now all I gotta do is make Ray, like, insanely mad so he'll

out of love with Gwen.

Well, but how are you gonna get him mad enough?

Uh... You could pick a fight with him. Yeah.

Oh, come on. Ray could kill you. You can't pick a fight with Ray.

Well, one of us is gonna have to do it. Not it. Not it.

He'll leave me alone.

Well, who knew?

I knew.

I knew.

I love that.

Hmm. What?

Mouth kisses.

From my future missus.

Yeah. Well, it's 5 .30, so I'm gonna go rob the Swellview Bank.

Okay, baby.

You go rob it good.

Yes, you do.

So, Charlotte.

Yeah, Henry?

Who do you think should win the most attractive guy in Swellview?

Most attractive guy in Swellview?

Yeah.

Hey, what about your dad?

What's up, buddy?

Just a friendly reminder.

I've won most attractive guy in 12U for the past 12 years, so it's kind of in

the bag.

Well, yeah, but you're kind of old now.

I'm old?

Yeah, I mean, what are you, like, over 50?

Did you just use the F word?

Henry. You know that.

Well, you're starting to lose your hair a little bit.

What did you just say to me?

Hey, where's Gwen?

Gwen happens to be getting ready to go rob a bank.

Or, maybe she's not going to rob a bank.

Maybe she's going to meet some other guy.

She's going to rob a bank.

Or, maybe, she's going to meet some guy named Rob Banks.

That's stupid. That's not a guy's name. Yeah, it is.

Just face it, Ray.

Gwen doesn't want you.

She wants Robert J.

Banks. You know why?

I bet he's way better looking than you.

Not possible! Yep.

That's enough.

Yeah, I bet he's going to kiss her so good.

Oh, Gwen, you kiss like a princess.

Oh, your lips feel like hot pie.

It's not my fault if she likes younger guys.

I'm glad you're having a good time.

She probably makes muffins for lots of guys.

I was in love with a woman.

Gwen. She gave you a love muffin.

Yeah, and then I had to make you really mad so your feelings of rage and anger

would overpower your muffin -induced feelings of love.

That makes sense.

Guys, quick, go higher.

Okay, Ray, I'm about to leave. It should take me about...

Let's throw out the bank.

Uh, that sounds great.

Oh, hey.

How do you like my ponytail?

Oh, I love it. I mean, it's really cute and just so... You

just ripped my ponytail off my head!

You're not in love with me anymore.

Yeah, he's not.

Sorry, Gwen.

How you like dem muffins?

And now, Gwen, I'd be honored to escort you to prison.

Look out! She's got a phone!

So? Who cares?

You better care.

Because if I tap right here, it's going to send a post out telling the whole

world that Ray Manchester is Captain Man and that Henry Hart is Kid Danger.

Anything about me?

You let me go, and I'll keep your secret.

Deal?

Do we have a deal or don't we?

Yeah, we've got a deal.

For now.

But someday, you're going to jail.

I doubt it.

Bye -bye, boys and girl.

I have to say to activate the tube package?

Oh, yeah, just yell diamonds, rubies, lift me, tubies.

Thank you.

Diamonds, rubies, lift me, tubies.

I will tap this button. I swear I'll tap it.

Just say up the tube.

No kidding.

Well, at least we all learned something valuable.

What'd we learn?

We all learned that no matter how strong love is, anger is stronger.

It's true. Good point, man.

That was a good point right there.