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I feel nothing.
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I feel nothing.
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I feel nothing.
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Can you imagine how much work we're
going to get done?
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Like, come on, guys.
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It's spring break.
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The campus is practically empty.
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It's a ghost town.
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It's a statistical anomaly.
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With the majority of undergraduate
population engaging in hedonistic
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we find ourselves in a unique position
to maximize our scholarly endeavors.
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Translation. We can finally get the
noise done without the ambient noise of
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pong and, worst of all, bad decision
making.
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It's as if the stars are aligning just
right.
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We do have to remember the celestial
bodies in its established orbit.
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Yeah, yeah, James. We get it. We get it.
So, what's the plan, guys? What are we
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doing tonight?
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A string theory?
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Maybe some quantum mechanics?
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Well... I need to get to these research
papers I've been neglecting.
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But maybe, just maybe, I could organize
my comic book collection.
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I've allocated a specific time class for
reviewing my latest astrophysical
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journals, refining my theoretical
models, and recalibrating the whiteboard
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equations that may elude the common
intellect.
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Okay, okay. You sound like my mom
scheduling my dentist appointments.
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You're giving me a fucking headache.
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Let's not forget a healthy dough of
pizza and video games. Come on, guys.
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is spring break.
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Maybe even a jerk -off push.
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Nick, this is a complete inappropriate
use of our time.
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Do your homework first.
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My favorite stepson and his nerdy
friends.
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Mom? How's it going, boys? What are you
doing here?
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Surprise, honey.
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I thought I would stop by and just see
what you nerds are doing for
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spring break.
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So what's the plan?
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Mrs. Starr, your unexpected arrival has
interrupted our carefully planned
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schedule.
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Lighten up. Life keeps short to be
worried about schedules all the time.
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Mrs. Barr, I must say, this is quite a
surprise.
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We had so many productive activities
planned for the week and lots of
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plans.
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Well, that sounds boring.
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Seriously, guys, it's spring break.
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There's always parties and fun things
going on, and this is what you're going
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do on spring break?
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You have school to do all this. We were
looking forward to a quiet break to
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catch up on our studies.
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Ew.
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It's college.
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Come on.
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Loosen up.
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Get out. Go to parties.
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Have some alcohol.
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Dance.
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Come on. This is boring. You have the
rest of your life to go get a regular
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and do stuff like that.
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The pursuit of knowledge is a noble
thing.
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Huh?
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Like, it's inappropriate to be partying
when we should be working.
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Sweetie, there's so much time for that.
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And right now, it's all about having
fun.
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Can you believe these guys?
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What has this generation been doing?
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Well, I have a great idea.
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There's an amazing club around the
corner. And how about you guys go and
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something cool on.
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And we'll go have some drinks and you
can meet some girls.
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I've never talked to a girl in person.
I've only ever done it online.
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You mean like talking to girls IRL?
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I don't know the first thing I'd say to
a girl.
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Uh, Mrs. Starr, we're actually just
going to have our own spring break here.
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Just the three of us.
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This is pathetic.
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I never thought I'd have to show my
stepson how to have fun.
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Listen up, guys.
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And for our last game, whoever can
tackle me down
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gets to have sex with me.
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No, dude. That's my mom.
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No. No titles. No hierarchy.
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Just bring breakers.
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No way, man. That's your mom.
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Yeah, that's your mom.
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Yeah. No way.
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Shoot yourself.
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Oh, pick me, pick me.
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Sorry bro, she's fucking fat as fuck.
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Choose me, choose me.
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You, come here.
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First, we need to get wet.
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Take your shirt off.
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Here, help me out. Put some on my butt.
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Oh yeah.
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oh oh oh
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Got you down.
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Who's next?
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Fuck, no.
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You're going to beat me.
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Looks like I
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win.
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Come on, Ryan. Yeah, come on, Ryan.
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We've got to beat her. We can't beat
her. Yeah, bro, we need you. The bro
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Come on, you've got to get in here, man.
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Get to it.
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Take her down for us. Yeah, bro.
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You
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almost
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got a grip, bro.
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Come on, man.
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There you go.
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Good job.
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Whoa, that's crazy.
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Remember, you're my mom right now.
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Alright, fuck it. Let's do this.
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Let's do this.
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oh my
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god
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How?
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That's right.
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It's not real.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes.
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oh oh
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Oh, my God.
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How are you doing?
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I'm going to fucking, fucking, fucking,
fucking, fucking, fucking do it.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Oh, yeah. Oh,
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my God.
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Do more this way so we can both Yeah,
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we can both have fun
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Oh, shit.
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Yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh yeah.
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This is so fucking good.
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What do I
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have on my chest?
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Oh, so filthy. Oh, yes.
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Fuck, it's so fucking bad.
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WHOA WHOA
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oh my god
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Oh my god.
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This is how you have fun, isn't it?
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