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Hey!
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There he is!
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I can't believe you're here.
Yeah.
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How's it going?
How are you liking Sweden?
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Uh... I'm not.
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Really? It's like Seattle,
but more depressing.
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You think this is depressing?
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This is like, literally, the
best day of the year so far.
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This day?
Yeah.
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I had to wear a jacket
on the way over here.
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A jacket in the spring.
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Bruce, come on. Oh my god,
if you think this is bad
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you should see it
in the winter time.
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Oh, I'm never going
to see it in the winter.
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If you live in a country
where the sun never shines,
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that is god's way of telling
you you should move.
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I don't know, I think
it's kind of nice. Hmm.
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There was a moment this winter
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when the sun kind of
reflected off the snow
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and it was just really beautiful.
Wow.
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So why are you here? Well, I
have a speaking engagement
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"mother of the year".
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Wow! Congratulations!
Yeah.
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So I have to do a q&a
after with some kids.
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And I need to be
stoned for that.
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Can you get me some weed? Sure.
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Should be easy in Sweden, right?
Yeah, I mean,
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it must be everywhere, I'm
guessing, in this country.
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Very progressive and
Sweden is so liberal, so.
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Yeah, I'm assuming Sweden just
hands it out at the library.
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You know, I think vikings
were the original hipsters.
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Really?
Yeah, I read that,
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somewhere. I bet women get
equally paid in weed.
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I'll get it from the
government, or something.
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Great.
Yeah. No problem.
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So that's it? That's all you wanted?
Yeah, oh, and, uhm...
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Take a look at this.
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I had to sign a contract.
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Just want to make sure
this is legit.
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Okay, I'm not a lawyer.
You're not?
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What are you?
I'm an accountant.
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I was an... I was youraccountant, by the way.
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Oh my god, Bruce, I don't care!
Just look at it.
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Take a look at how much
I'm getting paid.
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50 grand. It says "50
000 crowns", actually,
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Swedish krona.
What?
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That's, like, $6000.
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I flew all the way here to
do this event for $6000?
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Exactly. That's how much I
pay for my bath towels.
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Sorry. Oh, I knew I
was getting screwed.
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Speaking of,
I googled your prince,
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and I'd like you to set up
a meeting with him.
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I don't think
I can do that, actually.
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How hard can it be? Just call the
castle and ask for the prince.
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I think I should focus on the weed thing.
Yes, fine.
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You focus on the weed,
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and I will go get your prince.
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Okay, deal.
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So... what else
has been going on?
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What? Chop chop.
I'll just get the weed.
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Right, yeah.
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♪ We're not living in America
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♪ but we're not sorry
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♪ I knew there was something
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♪ that we never had
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♪ we don't worry
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♪ no, we're not
living in America ♪
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♪ But we're not sorry, no
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♪ we don't care
about the world today ♪
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♪ We're not sorry
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♪ for you
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♪ for my baby, baby,
baby, baby ♪
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♪ Aahh
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so I'm on part time
sick leave, now.
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Right, for almost hitting the wall.
Yes.
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Okay, so the government
is paying you
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to stay home half of the time?
Yeah.
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Sounds amazing! I wish
I could hit the wall,
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I wish I could, like,
smack right into it.
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I mean, I officially
work half time
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but I still have to do all
the stuff I did before.
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Okay?
And attend a therapy group
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for people who have
hit the wall,
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"to learn to cope with
everyday stress". Okay?
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But those meetings
take more hours
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from my actual
work time, you know?
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So therapy stresses
me out even more!
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Okay. But you get paid
for that stress.
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No, I don't. Oh god, I
thought I understood it
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but now I'm more
confused than ever.
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Tack.
Thank you.
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Hey, do you know where I can
get any weed by the way?
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Sshhh!
What?
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You can't say that
out loud, here.
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Can't say weed...
No, but!
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There's a very different
attitude towards that here.
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Towards weed?
It's...
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It's a drug.
Okay.
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But it's an accepted
drug, like...
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Aspirin or cough medicine.
Not really.
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It's all the same here,
weed, cocaine, heroine,
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no difference.
What about alcohol?
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We make an exception
for alcohol, because...
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We do.
Well, it's not for me,
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just so you know, it's for Amy.
Just say "no".
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It's not easy to say "no" to her, she's...
You can get arrested.
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If I get arrested I would
just call Mrs. Evans
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to come bail me out. Why
would you call your mom?
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My mom?
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I'm talking about you, dummy!
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The future Mrs. Evans!
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Oh! So you're
just assuming
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I'm going to take your name, now?
Mm?
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Why? I mean, you can
take my last name. What?
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It's really common in Sweden.
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Taking the girl's name? Yeah.
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Well that's not...
It's uncommon in the U.S.
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It's like... none common.
Never happened, actually.
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It's not even a thing.
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I mean, you want me
to be "Bruce weak"?
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People would be like "hey, look at
that guy, oh he's so Bruce weak."
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You're thinking
about it the wrong way.
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Think "Bruce week".
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You know, every week
could be a Bruce week.
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That's funny, but no!
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I would have
to change everything,
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I would have to go to the
passport agency, and my license,
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I'd have to change the name on...
Yeah, but that's...
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What you want me to do, now.
No, well, yeah,
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but it would be
different for you.
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Because?
Because...
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It's how it's been
done for a long time,
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you can't undo history.
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I'm not trying to be
like a pioneer,
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you know, and be the
first guy, American guy,
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to ever change my...
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Let somebody else
take up that fight.
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You're being...
You're being crazy!
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Suggesting this,
like, right now,
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I've never seen you like this.
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I just thought we were going
to come here and eat,
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have like a...
Like a conversation.
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You're just being
like "whaaat?"!
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Uh... this was a topic that I
thought would never even...
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Be a thing, like name...
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Name change?
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Because I thought
this was done... settled!
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This was, I... We haven't
even talked about it before.
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I know, obviously I just...
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Oh my god!
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Emma? Knock, knock.
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Hi.
So, here's the deal.
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We have got some big
American investors
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coming in next week.
Okay.
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And I think you should be
the one to meet with them
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because you are great
with Americans.
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I'm great with my boyfriend.
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And I'm actually
only working part time.
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I'm on sick leave.
I'm sorry,
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I'm having trouble with this
whole "sick leave" thing.
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Yeah, of course you have.
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I mean, you're American.
You'll never get it. Okay.
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I'll set the meeting, then.
No, Diane! Diane.
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Really, I don't think
I have time.
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I need to attend all these
therapy group meetings and...
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Emma, this is so important.
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This is about the bank's image,
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and you are blonde
and beautiful!
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And smart!
Also... very smart.
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- Just set the meetings.
- Perfect!
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Oh, and you know what?
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If you're feeling stressed,
you should try mindfulness.
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It's great.
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I have these bracelets, see?
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"Be here now",
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"be here right now",
if I'm super stressed...
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And they work?
Well, I don't know,
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I just bought them,
but, I'm here.
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Right now.
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Okay, I'll set the meeting.
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Okay, you're not going
to believe this,
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but over here it seems that weed
is considered to be a drug.
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What? That's so stupid.
I know,
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it's like trying to get a hold
of crystal meth or something.
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Wait, really?
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You can get me crystal meth? No,
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I just might not be
able to get you weed.
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Oh, come on,
you can't get the drug
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that's in the name
of the country?
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S-weed-en!
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That's a good one.
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But no, it's just harder
than I expected.
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Bruce, if you can't deliver,
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then maybe you're not the guy.
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I am the guy!
Well, the guy
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gets the things for the people!
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I have a very important event
that I need to be stoned for.
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I would hate for my
lawyer to sue you.
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Sue me for what?
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You know, service is not
rendered, void contract,
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habeas corpus, force majeure,
I don't know the terms.
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Yeah, I don't think it's illegal
to not get someone weed.
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Well, not in this
banana Republic
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but you're still
a U.S. citizen, right?
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I don't think it's illegal to not get
someone weed in the U.S., either.
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Yeah, well you don't
know my lawyer.
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He's very tough
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and he's often stoned
so he'll understand.
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Can I say something about Sweden?
Sure.
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It thinks it's such
a progressive country
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and such a champion
of women's rights,
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but what about this woman?
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And her rights?
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To get and smoke drugs?
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Hypocritical.
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Okay, I'm just saying I don't
even know where to look, okay?
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Well, if this was in New York,
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we would just go to some
piss-filled back alley
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and find some weird guy
with a limp
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and hand him a bunch of money.
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Oh god, I miss
the U.S. so much!
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Okay, you know what?
I'll do it.
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I'll figure it out.
That's the spirit, Bruce.
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Yeah.
And listen,
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this water is boring,
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so I'm going to go inside
and watch some TV.
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I'm on it.
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A-a-a-a-a-ah!
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Are you meditating? Yeah,
I'm sitting on a beach...
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Hello? ...And the
water is calm and...
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Oh wait, there's
something in there.
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Oh, it's a dead therapist.
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Listen. I need
your help, guys.
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I'm applying for a job in sales
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and I need to write a vc.
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I think it's called
a cv, but... yeah.
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Ah, okay.
What is it?
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It's a list of all your
work skills and experience.
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Great, that'll be quick.
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I have no skills
and no experience.
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Actually the key to a good
résumé is just to exaggerate.
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Like, when you were
a kid, did you ever
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sell lemonade on the side
of the road or something?
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No, Bruce!
I sold berries.
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Okay, well, same concept.
246
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,863
Okay? Use that. I wouldn't
mention the Berry thing
247
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,365
but you can say
you have sales experience
248
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,569
and that you're good with
customer relations. Brilliant.
249
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,138
Okay, I've heard enough.
I'm taking a shower.
250
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:23,842
Hey, come here for a sec.
251
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,110
I want to ask you something.
252
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,914
Hey, do you know where I can
get any weed by any chance?
253
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,083
Yeah, I know a place.
254
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,184
You do!
255
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,861
These people are
all like you, Bruce.
256
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,596
What do you mean "like me"?
257
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,498
Narcotics anonymous.
258
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,600
- Narcotics anonymous?
- Yep.
259
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,668
Gustaf, I don't have
a drug problem, okay?
260
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,304
I just need weed, immediately.
Classic.
261
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,206
You're still in denial.
262
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,343
Don't worry, Bruce,
it's "amonymous".
263
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,311
"Anonymous".
That's what I said.
264
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,419
Do you guys speak English, or...?
A little.
265
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,688
Great. You used to
take drugs, right?
266
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,924
Yeah, I've been to some
pretty bad places in my life.
267
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:16,528
Okay, so where were those bad places?
Was it...
268
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,062
What do you mean? I mean
like, specifically,
269
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,831
was there like an area
or a street...
270
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,566
No, no, no, my wife left me
271
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,468
and my kid didn't want
to see me anymore.
272
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,570
Ohh. That's when I
hit my rock bottom.
273
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,506
Right. Where was your rock bottom?
Was it like...
274
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,775
I don't want to talk about it.
What's your story?
275
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:35,346
Same. Yeah, I used to buy
a lot of drugs, from...
276
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,081
Mainly actually from one guy.
277
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,585
I don't know if you know him,
he used to sell to anyone.
278
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,153
He was well known for just...
279
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,222
Whoever was walking by
he would just give it...
280
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,124
Do you know him...?
Big guy?
281
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,692
He was... I don't know,
you tell me.
282
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,927
If you said the name
I would know it,
283
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,829
it was like...
Something Swedish,
284
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,431
like... mmmm...
285
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,867
Anders...?
286
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,136
Mmmm...
287
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,704
Mats?
Mattias?
288
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,940
Mattias, yes!
Ah! Yeah!
289
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,842
Oh yeah, how is he?
Is he still...?
290
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,243
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's still?
291
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,178
Yeah, on the same spot.
Same spot!
292
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,546
Yeah, yeah.
Okay good, 'cause...
293
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,648
I have a map here so,
do you know where the...
294
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,917
Yeah, yeah, it's there.
Close to the water.
295
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,319
Yes!
Yeah.
296
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,954
God, well I'll be sure to
stay away from there, then.
297
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,021
Yeah, you do that.
Whoo!
298
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,657
Yeah.
Mattias... thanks!
299
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,192
- What's happening?
- I got it.
300
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,560
- You... you're cured?
- No,
301
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,128
I'm going to buy drugs.
302
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,363
No, I'm telling you no, Bruce.
303
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,865
It's not for me, gustaf.
304
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:59,123
Hey there!
Oh! Hi!
305
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,858
This is Emma.
306
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,294
This is Larry from
magnusen investments.
307
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,196
Oh, hi!
Nice to meet you.
308
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,632
Nice to meet you too, Emma.
309
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,068
I... I have to say...
310
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,371
It's a very nice view
you've got in these offices.
311
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,375
Okay, have a good meeting.
312
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,443
Sure!
313
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,517
Hi, are you mattias?
314
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,086
Who's asking?
Uhm, it's...
315
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,521
I'm just looking for some, uh...
316
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,825
Jolly green giant.
317
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,727
Mary-Jane?
318
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,295
Puff the magic dragon...
Help me out here,
319
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,730
I don't know the lingo.
What do you guys call it?
320
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,431
I don't know what you're
talking about. Weed!
321
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:44,502
I know, I got your name from
a former client so I know...
322
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,570
I know what you do.
323
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,707
You look like a cop to me.
A cop?
324
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,343
No... I'm speaking English.
I'm from America.
325
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,079
That would be the dumbest undercover
move ever, to be doing that.
326
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,181
Don't they have cops in America?
They do,
327
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,316
but they have them in America.
328
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,318
I mean, why would I come
to Sweden to be a cop?
329
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,853
Swedish cops make no
money, that's stupid.
330
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,621
Maybe that's what you want me to think.
Look at me,
331
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,789
I'm out of shape!
332
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,091
I have no muscles
whatsoever, you know.
333
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,726
I couldn't be a cop, I'm weak!
334
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,262
I'm Bruce weak, that could
be my name actually, soon.
335
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,164
Maybe you're not a cop.
No.
336
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,732
I just need weed.
337
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,535
So, do you have any, like,
really inexpensive stuff?
338
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,206
Some of the data
you're asking for,
339
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,708
we can't give you.
340
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,610
You can't give me...
341
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,178
Sir, I've checked with legal
342
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,781
and we're actually prohibited
by law to... Excuse me,
343
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:32,683
is there someone else with
more experience in the office
344
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,285
I can speak with?
No!
345
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,387
I'm the right person to talk to.
346
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,524
Obviously not. You don't seem
to know what's at stake here.
347
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,092
Okay, sir, sir!
Calm down.
348
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,994
I think you're in a lot
of stress right now...
349
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:45,329
I'm not stressed in the least.
350
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,099
I'm very frustrated.
You know what?
351
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,435
I think you're under a
lot of stress right now,
352
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,303
so just take deep breaths
353
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,038
and imagine that
you're on a beach.
354
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,907
I'm not stressed!
355
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,117
That's what we call
a pattern breaker.
356
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,585
I'm going to speak
with your boss.
357
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,887
Yeah, but I'm going
to speak to your boss!
358
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,427
Ah...
359
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,383
Mission...
360
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,519
Accomplished.
Nice, Bruce!
361
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,154
I knew you'd come through.
362
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,423
Told you. I'm the guy. Hm.
363
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,158
Wow, wait.
Don't open that here!
364
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,594
It smells like a pizza place.
365
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,663
This is oregano.
It's not oregano, okay?
366
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:01,632
I paid 2,500 crowns for
that, it's like $350.
367
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,402
This is oregano. There's no way
oregano could cost that much.
368
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,304
Okay? I'm not an ID...
idiot. Taste it.
369
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,371
I will taste it, god!
370
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,106
Will you be careful with this?
371
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,213
It could...
372
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,448
It's oregano, you're right.
373
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,684
Yeah, that's what I said.
Oh, my god.
374
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,619
You're not the guy, Bruce.
375
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,688
I am the guy.
You know what you are?
376
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,991
The pizza delivery guy.
That's still something.
377
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:30,461
Get out of here, my date
is going to meet me.
378
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,230
Who's your date?
The prince.
379
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,832
He's going to take me go-karting.
Cool!
380
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:35,866
Never met a prince before.
381
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,268
You're not going
to meet one now.
382
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,003
He's not going to hang out
with a drug dealer.
383
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,072
Beat it!
Okay.
384
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,511
You told Larry you were
going to talk to his boss?
385
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,247
Yes, because I panicked.
386
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,349
Oh my god, when hans
finds out about this...
387
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,617
Well, what about me?
388
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,652
I am responsible for this
bank's image. This...
389
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,755
This is like the hindenburg
crashing into the Titanic,
390
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,024
and other stuff that's
really bad for this bank!
391
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,460
You know what? Maybe we
should just calm down a bit
392
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,895
and do some mindfulness,
393
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,797
you know, be here, now...
394
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,466
Why would I want to be here now?
395
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,168
This is a nightmare. I want to
get the hell out of here now!
396
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:14,805
Oh, finally, good god!
397
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,310
Is that marijuana?
398
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,679
Doctor's orders.
399
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:22,747
I'm from California.
400
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:27,084
Honey, I'm home!
401
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,854
He-ey!
How was your day?
402
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,156
I think I bought the world's
most expensive pizza spice.
403
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,961
I... think I'm finished
as the guy, actually.
404
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,597
Oh, good for you!
405
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,666
My day was a mess.
406
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,135
Oh. I'm on full time
sick leave now.
407
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,537
Okay, is that all you're on?
408
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,772
Do you know what Diane does?
409
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,908
She smokes weed in her office.
410
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,311
Okay, now I get it.
411
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,646
Right. Did she offer you any?
412
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,214
No.
No.
413
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,616
I said... I just
said no, Bruce.
414
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,685
Do we have any more
potato chips?
415
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:04,388
Yeah.
Coming right up.
416
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,927
You should see this.
417
00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:17,034
It's so funny.
418
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:21,672
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