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Hej. 7 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:52,484 ♪ We're not living in America 8 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:56,055 ♪ but we're not sorry 9 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,790 ♪ I knew there was something 10 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,858 ♪ that we never had 11 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,895 ♪ we don't worry 12 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:06,198 ♪ no, we're not living in America ♪ 13 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,002 ♪ But we're not sorry, no 14 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:13,439 ♪ we don't care about the world today ♪ 15 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:16,208 ♪ We're not sorry 16 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,943 ♪ for you 17 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:23,515 ♪ for my baby, baby, baby, baby ♪ 18 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:24,583 ♪ Aahh 19 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:34,326 hey, wow. Look at these guys, huh, adorable. 20 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:37,096 Yeah. 21 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:39,465 Bah, ho! Basketball, right? 22 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,967 Yes! You play? Yeah, he loves basketball. 23 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:43,535 You do? Great, look at this. 24 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,971 Look what this guy can do. Wow, look at that! 25 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:48,574 Yeah, well, they don't seem to care. No. 26 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:49,975 Oof! Yeah, he's impressed. 27 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:52,211 Have you played basketball? 28 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,012 Yeah, I played a little bit, yeah. Actually, 29 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:56,915 I'm in charge of the team and we're looking for a new coach. 30 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,317 Oh. You want to coach them? 31 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,752 Yeah, that's a good idea, you should do that. 32 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,988 Hey. I... Would love to, but... hi. 33 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:05,657 We're trying to recruit Bruce as the kids' new basketball trainer. 34 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,326 Right, but... That's great. 35 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,894 He's a great basketball player. 36 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,829 No, I'm pretty good at basketball... 37 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,397 You're being too modest now. 38 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,299 I mean, he played for his college team and everything. 39 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,034 Yeah, but it was a small college. 40 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:19,004 I mean, I'm good for a small white guy. 41 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:21,073 That's my... I would love to. 42 00:02:21,075 --> 00:02:23,175 You know, I would love to do it but I can't. 43 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,077 I got to work, I have all this work stuff 44 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:26,845 that's happening these days and... 45 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:27,880 What's your job? 46 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:29,548 My job? Yeah? 47 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:32,384 Uh, you know how there's a guy, uh, in Rome? 48 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:36,021 That you pay... To show you around? 49 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,524 And... maybe cut in the line at the Vatican? 50 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:44,029 That. Hmm... 51 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,931 Like that. 52 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:49,034 But... but no Vatican. 53 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:52,204 Well, you really made it hard for me to say no up there. 54 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,873 But you're not all that busy with the "guy" thing, are you? 55 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,708 Well it's not just the "guy" thing, I mean, 56 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,044 it's all this wedding stuff, I have this long to-do list. 57 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,712 Honey, I'll help you, okay? 58 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,382 I mean you love basketball, and you love kids. 59 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,384 Yeah, I love American kids. Okay? 60 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:06,785 Not those monsters up there. 61 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,054 Plus, I don't think my Swedish is good enough. 62 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,123 I don't even know how to say, like, "pass the ball" in Swedish. 63 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:12,691 "Passa bollen". 64 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,994 What about "time out"? "Time out". 65 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,430 Dunk? "Dunk". 66 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:21,733 Cool, maybe this will be easier than I thought. 67 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,503 Honey, I'll support you. Thank you. 68 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:28,173 I'll come to every game, I promise. Sweet. 69 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:31,643 Did you actually call those kids "pricks"? 70 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,145 Well, they started it. 71 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,720 Why does he want to see both of us? 72 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,557 No idea. God. This is bad. 73 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,993 Maybe we don't need to be all that specific 74 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,929 about who actually trashed his office? 75 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,732 You mean, other than me, who he actually found in his office? 76 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:57,703 Emma, I wish it had been me instead, truly, I do. 77 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:00,138 And I know a lot about damage control 78 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:03,942 and it's best to just... Move on, don't look back. 79 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:06,578 Hm, you want me to take the blame. 80 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,680 No one likes a rat, Emma. 81 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,183 What are we, the mob now? All I'm saying, 82 00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:13,185 is that it would be bad for the bank's image 83 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:15,220 if both of us were implicated in this... 84 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:17,189 Have you heard the expression, 85 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:20,659 "what happens at the mohippa, stays at the mohippa"? 86 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:24,997 No, can't say I have. Well, have you heard "take one for the team"? 87 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:26,932 Nope. How about... 88 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,868 "Please don't mention my name and destroy my career." 89 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,104 Please Emma, sweet, sweet, Emma. 90 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:35,607 I need this, the same thing happened at my last job. 91 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,910 You smashed another fire distinguisher into a computer? 92 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:41,513 Pretty much. Wow. 93 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,448 Okay fine, I won't say anything. 94 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,118 Okay, thank you. But you owe me one. 95 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,287 Of course. Mm-hmm. 96 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:51,256 Yes, I thought that we... Maybe can talk a little 97 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:53,692 about what happened in my office? It was Emma. 98 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,828 Hm, yes I know that. I found her in there. 99 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,897 I'm sorry. You should be. 100 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,632 Okay, don't push it. 101 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,068 Uh, is there anything I can do to make it up to you? 102 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:06,038 Yes, there should be some kind of a punishment, I think. 103 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,106 Yeah, it should. 104 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:11,943 Maybe, is it possible to get a regional report to hans this week? 105 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,578 Good one. Well. 106 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,080 Mm-hm, sure. 107 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:18,717 And hr wants some overtime statistics 108 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,285 for the marketing department. 109 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:23,221 I was going to ask Diane to do it, but maybe Emma... 110 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,490 Yes, Emma should do that too. Okay. 111 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,794 And maybe, maybe, you can water my plants. 112 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:31,229 You know what, I don't think that's in my job description. 113 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,798 No, but on the other hand, 114 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,700 it's not part of my job description 115 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:39,404 to wash a Hitler mustache off my family's portrait. 116 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,473 I'll water your plants. Is that all? 117 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:44,443 For the moment, yes. Thank you, olof, for understanding, 118 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:47,846 Emma is very, very sorry about all of this. 119 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,951 He bought it, nice work, Emma! 120 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,356 Okay, my name is Bruce. 121 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,927 I would like to start with some lay-ups. 122 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,795 Okay, we're going to sta... We're going to do two... 123 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,531 Tva, line, line, linjes, linjes. 124 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,301 Linje, linja... We're going to do two lines, okay? 125 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:11,470 Lay-up is, you take two steps. 126 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:21,613 Because then it's over, okay? 127 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:33,458 Uh... bounce, is it "bounce-a ballen"? 128 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:36,828 Oh, "prutta"? 129 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:46,204 Why are you... is it "pruta"? It feels like it's not. 130 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,273 Ja. Yes. 131 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:57,516 Sorry, Bruce. 132 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,251 Go ahead, Bruce. Thank you, Karl. 133 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,686 Yeah. Okay. 134 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:07,592 Two hands, grab the ballen... 135 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,660 Yeah. 136 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,063 Keep... 137 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:17,102 Hey, which part was funny? 138 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,576 In... oh, my god. 139 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,344 My god, jeez, what are we... 140 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:42,581 Hey, block, block! Just give him a, give him a little... 141 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,019 Nope... oh god, that's... 142 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,196 What is this? Go Bruce team! 143 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:00,799 Move the feet. 144 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,373 What the heck. 145 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,808 Okay defence, up. 146 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:20,919 No, come on ref. Ref! 147 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,329 There's been five fouls called on our team, 148 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,765 not one on the other team. Okay? What's your problem? 149 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,500 Coach, just leave the court. 150 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,736 Listen, you know what, I used to be a "bajskorv", okay? 151 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,471 So I know how difficult it is. 152 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,239 And maybe bajskorv is not your thing. 153 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,842 You know, maybe you shouldn't be bajskorv, 154 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,077 because you know, it's hard. 155 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,782 I give you a technical foul, please leave the court. 156 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,918 Technical for what? Stop talking, just leave. 157 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,286 Okay, fine, you know what? I'm going to leave anyways 158 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,728 because these kids are useless, okay? 159 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,294 Hey honey, great game. 160 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,064 Great game? We're getting killed and I just got thrown out of it. 161 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,700 Yeah, but apart from that. 162 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,235 I don't even know if I can coach these guys. 163 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,170 The language difference is just too much, I think. 164 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,606 I can help you, dude, I can be your translator. 165 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:16,841 Nah... Sure I can, when do you practice next time? 166 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,210 Tuesday. Great, I'll be there. 167 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,147 And just so you know, the referee is not called "bajskorv". 168 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,116 He's called "domarjavel". Domarjavel? 169 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,718 Oh my god, that's the problem. 170 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:30,755 Apologies for the "bajskorv" thing, 171 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,624 I got misinformation on that. 172 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,199 Okay, let's rehearse. 173 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,101 Bruce, you can play britt. 174 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,370 What? You're American, you know all the dirty tricks. 175 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,639 It's in your blood. Come. No. 176 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,374 Yes, you're very convincing. 177 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,810 You somehow talked Emma into marrying you. 178 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,011 Get up. Okay, but you know 179 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,412 I don't even speak Swedish, so... 180 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,780 Well, we can do it in English. 181 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,882 Get up! 182 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,686 Now, the meeting room is packed with people, 183 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,823 then britt says: 184 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,258 "Next topic, the apartments in the attic. 185 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,061 Birger wiik, do you want to say something?" 186 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,764 "Next topic, the apartments in the attic, 187 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,200 birger wiik, would you like to say something?" 188 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:18,303 Ehm, well I, ehm... 189 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,272 I have you say, I don't like this project. 190 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:25,643 Eh, I love the... Hobby room, 191 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:28,413 I'm still there a couple of hours a week. 192 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:32,650 Okay, is there anybody else that uses the room? 193 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,120 That's a good point bru... britt. 194 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,389 Ehm... 195 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,625 - Maybe you're right. - Birger, 196 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,560 you give up in a second. 197 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,295 You're great as britt, though. 198 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,765 Thanks. I don't think it's worth fighting for. 199 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,874 Okay, this has been very interesting, I've got to go. 200 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,308 - Now? - Yeah, 201 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,979 - I'm trying to save my career. - Okay. 202 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,714 Yes, thank you guys so much. Nae, britt. 203 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,115 We're not done yet, please. 204 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,051 Uh, okay. See you back. 205 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,521 Oh, god. 206 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,692 Dumb cow. 207 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:23,935 You know maybe we should come up with some sort of slogan, 208 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,937 something that will stick in people's minds. Bra. 209 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,809 Like Obama had "yes we can". 210 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,077 Great! 211 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,679 How about, uh... 212 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,848 "No we cannot?" 213 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,938 Wow, look at this, it smells great. 214 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,740 I'm making eggs Benedict! 215 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,642 Almost ready. 216 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:13,244 Okay? Wow, looks great. 217 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,646 There you go. 218 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,714 Wow, it's amazing. 219 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,617 I also made some seating charts for the wedding 220 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,686 so if you can take a look at them. 221 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:25,690 It's sorted by, this one by language and this one is by political views, 222 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,258 so that would be great. 223 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,694 Okay, when did you have time to do all this? Last night, 224 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,963 or I came home an hour ago 225 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,999 and I took a shower, and I started with breakfast. 226 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,001 Wow, it's amazing, 227 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,803 it's like you're a super girlfriend. 228 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,773 I'm a little stressed 229 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,008 but it's a positive stress, you know? 230 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,611 I feel like, "bring it on", huh! 231 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,746 Okay. I got to run, babe. 232 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,281 So, I love you. 233 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,849 Honey, you... 234 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,525 Your phone. 235 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,828 Is something wrong, are you okay? Am I okay? Okay? 236 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,798 Okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. 237 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,435 Because... You forgot your phone. 238 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,037 Oh, thank you. 239 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,605 Huh! 240 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,008 And can I have the ham in your briefcase? 241 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,748 Here you go. 242 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,850 Thank you. 243 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,418 Okay, bye. 244 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:34,325 Okay, I just need your professional opinion on this. 245 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,927 I've never seen Emma like this before. 246 00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:38,529 She's working around the clock, she's not sleeping. 247 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,598 She's starting to do some really weird things. 248 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,066 I think she's on crack. 249 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,335 She's stressed, it's obvious. 250 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,638 About work. No, about the marriage. 251 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,540 No, about work. It's the marriage. 252 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,575 I think it's about work, 253 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,677 but regardless of the reason, 254 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,012 what can I do about it? 255 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,848 It sounds like she's about to hit the wall. 256 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,283 I keep hearing that phrase. What does that mean? 257 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,185 What is that? "Hitting the wall"? 258 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,754 Yeah? It's huge in Sweden. 259 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,856 It's almost bigger than melodifestivalen. 260 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,758 Okay well, it doesn't exist in the U.S. 261 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,193 No of course not, it's a Swedish song contest. 262 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,330 No, I mean the concept of hitting the wall. We don't have that. 263 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,232 So, what do you call it? 264 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,535 When you're tired, overworked, stressed, 265 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,971 and then you crash, what do you call that? 266 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,873 I think we just call that "life". 267 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,144 Have you seen "the sopranos"? Mm-hm. 268 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,413 You know how Tony has these anxiety attacks 269 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,716 and starts crying when some birds leave his pond? 270 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,618 Mm-hm. That's what happens 271 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,720 when you're hitting the wall. 272 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,789 Oh my god, no! 273 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,525 Oh, yeah. Emma's turning soprano? 274 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,414 I'm busy. Can I call you back? 275 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,683 Sure. Something wrong? I'm busy. 276 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,285 Can I call you back? 277 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,153 Okay, but are you sure nothing's wrong? 278 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:12,123 I'll call you back, okay? Okay. 279 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,191 Call me later. 280 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,496 Okay, everybody, I want to welcome our new translator. 281 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,798 His name's gustaf. Go. 282 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,505 Wait, did you say assistant coach? No. 283 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,940 Okay. 284 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,175 'Cause you're not my assistant... No, no. 285 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,411 Okay, uhm, last match, let's be honest, 286 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,146 didn't go so well, so I was hoping 287 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,949 maybe we could just focus a little more. 288 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,016 Go. 289 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,129 Thank you. 290 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,332 Uh, so I thought, maybe we'll start with two lay-up lines. Go. 291 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,446 I was right, it was just the language! Yeah, yeah. 292 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,514 Yes. 293 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,818 "Smarta", does that mean "lay-up", or...? 294 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,420 Yeah, it's like a quick lay-up. Okay... 295 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,662 Hi, honey. 296 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,768 I think something's wrong. 297 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,207 Come here. 298 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,112 Listen, I would love to show you around, 299 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,781 but I can't, my girlfriend is sick. 300 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,384 No, I mean in Sweden they have this weird thing 301 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,220 that's called the soprano disease, or something? 302 00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:30,955 Bruce, can I talk to you for a minute? 303 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,324 Can I call you back? 304 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,226 Yes. Yeah, it's about the team. 305 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:38,529 I know, what a turn-around, right? They're so good now. 306 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,798 It's mostly due to this guy, I have to say, 307 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,233 couldn't have done it without him. 308 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:45,670 Hey, I'm just a natural born motivator. Ah, brilliant. 309 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,838 Actually Adam told me this morning 310 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,042 that you had threatened to kill me and Karl 311 00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:53,311 if he didn't play better. 312 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,681 What? That's crazy. That's crazy, 313 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,316 "are you crazy?" 314 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:03,120 But then I called jens' parents and they told me the same story. 315 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,689 I don't even know what to say because that's... 316 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,458 I... it must be kids with their imagination or something, 317 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,026 I've never heard of... 318 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,928 Gustaf, have you...? 319 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,731 Gustaf? 320 00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:22,173 ♪ We're not living in America 23686

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