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Jack!
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Welcome to Sweden.
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Thank you.
You must be the guy?
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I am the guy.
I'm the Stockholm guy.
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I'll get you anything you need.
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Get over here.
What?
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Man hug.
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Give it. Give it!
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I can't tell you
how excited I am,
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I've been practicing my Swedish.
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Check it out.
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Okay, I don't know
what that means.
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You don't know what that means?
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I thought you were the guy.
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I was told it's one of
the most popular phrases.
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Now I know what that means,
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that's... I think
that was something
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that the tourists... say
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when there's, like, an
emergency or something.
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Oh, well that's good to know.
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Yeah, I know that.
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Yeah.
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Shall we do this?
Let's do it, yes.
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I want to do everything, man.
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I've got the whole day free.
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I want to go to the vasa museum,
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I want to go to the abba museum,
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I want to get me
some of them sweet-ass
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björn borg underpants,
the tight ones,
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if you know where they are?
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Yeah, okay, wow. You've
really done your research.
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I'm psyched! Yeah, Jack
black in Stockholm.
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Let's do it, we get the whole day.
Let's do this!
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I just thought we
would start with...
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Ow...
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Hey... what?
What's...
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Is this a joke?
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He just got kidnapped.
Did anyone see that?
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Can anyone hear me? Am I...
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Is there a roll on it?
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Ah!
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Why?
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♪ We're not living in America
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♪ but we're not sorry
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♪ I knew there was something
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♪ that we never had
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♪ we don't worry
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♪ no, we're not
living in America ♪
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♪ But we're not sorry, no
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♪ we don't care
about the world today ♪
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♪ We're not sorry
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♪ for you
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♪ for my baby, baby,
baby, baby ♪
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♪ Aahh
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is this a ransom thing?
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Because I don't have any money!
I've nothing!
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There's no one that's going
to be looking for me at all
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- if it's ransom.
- You picked the wrong guy!
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No, no, no, please don't.
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Please don't, I'll do anything.
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Surprise!
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Bachelor party-y-y-y!
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No, no! Not cool!
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Not cool at all, I mean...
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What the hell, you guys?
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Hassan...
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Hello, Bruce.
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Hi.
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And... you?
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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I'm Karl, Sofia's boyfriend.
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Right...
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Who's Sofia?
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My girlfriend.
Emma's colleague.
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Right, yes.
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Thanks for coming.
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He has a car.
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Okay, that makes sense.
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I guess everyone's here.
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Hassan, I don't...
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Sorry, I don't get it,
why are you here?
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I have my reasons.
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Okay. Can someone help me
out of this car?
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God, whoo!
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Oh man, that was...
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That was the worst, I thought
I was going to die in there.
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Yea-a-a-h, whoo!
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That's not...
That's not a good thing,
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I almost peed myself.
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Welcome to your first
Swedish bachelor party.
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This is how we do it.
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You should have checked
with me first, okay?
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What if I had something
important to do?
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Did you have something
important to do?
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Yes, actually I did.
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Yea-a-a-ahh!
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Listen, Hassan.
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It's been a while, and...
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I'm sorry I lied to you
about being Canadian.
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You know, that was...
That was wrong.
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Yes. That was wrong,
Bruce.
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That was wrong.
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Right.
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Did you send the email?
Yeah, sure, sure!
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I wrote that she had
to come here immediately
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so it's fine.
Perfect!
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When she comes, tell
her she's getting fired,
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she'll be all "whaaaat?"
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And then we come in and
go like, "wohoo möhippa"!
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A what? A what?
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"Möhippa", it's the Swedish word
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for bachelorette party.
Möhippa?
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Yeah, möhippa.
You can handle this now?
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Yeah, sure.
You can all relax,
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I took, ahem, drama
classes in school, so...
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Oh, you did?
Yeah.
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What's the password? The what?
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Password!
That's a good idea.
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We'll be listening
through the door,
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so when we hear you say it,
that's when we come in!
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Oh, oh, password!
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Uh... the... the...
It will be...
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The password is, uh...
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Come on, something!
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She's coming!
She's coming!
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And action!
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So, uh, can you tell me
a little bit about what, uh,
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what went down here.
What happened?
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Okay. From right
over there,
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there's like three
or four masked men,
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all in black,
and they just grabbed him,
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and they just
took him out to the car,
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slammed the door,
and they drove off.
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Boom! It was so fast.
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So you just...
You stood there and...
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Didn't do anything
about it, or...?
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Well, I was in shock,
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and I didn't do nothing,
I yelled out to everyone:
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Okay, okay.
First things first.
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We do like this now.
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We take a little selfie
here you and I.
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What?
Yes.
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Put on the happy face here.
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He was kidnapped!
Yes.
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You understand?
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So, take it easy now.
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Uhm, do you know
the name of this person?
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Uh, I... yeah I don't
remember his name,
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he was... the guy?
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Hm, okay, I know that he's a guy
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but what is the name of the guy?
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No, I mean, he's the guy!
Of Stockholm!
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I don't remember
his name, it was,
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you know... What
did he look like?
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Bra, that's a... That's
a good question, yes?
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Um... just like
a normal face,
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very plain,
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total nothing.
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Okay.
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So I think we do like this.
You, Janne?
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We take a picture with you
and Jack black there.
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Are you kidding me?
Okay, yes!
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There you are.
He was kidnapped.
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That's a nice face.
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He was kidna-a-a-apped!
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Okay, whoo.
Whoo!
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Let's do this, I guess.
Bachelor party, all right?
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This could be fun. I have a few
ideas of things we can do.
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No, no, no, no.
You have no say in it.
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We have everything planned out.
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It's going to be a nightmare.
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Did you hear about the guy
they rolled up in a carpet
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and left him upside-down
till he died?
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That sounds absolutely horrible.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
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Hey, hey, bengt,
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forget about the carpet,
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we'll just do safe torture.
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Wait, I don't want any Tor...
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What if... what if
I just say no?
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You can't, it's illegal
to say no.
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This is going to be the
worst day of your life.
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We're going to make you suffer.
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That's why I'm here!
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They promised me that
you will suffer-r-r-r!
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Oh, this is so fun,
what are they saying?
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It's hard to translate, it's
mostly Swedish, uh, sayings.
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Ah, cool.
Yeah...
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Password.
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Password?
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Password!
Password?
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Password!
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Surprise.
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Surprise.
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Möhippa!
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Yay!
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Hey!
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- Good job!
- Yeah, did you hear it?
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Yeah, it was really good.
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Pretty good wasn't it, yeah?
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Really good.
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- Hippa.
- Yeah...
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One for bengt, one for Bruce.
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Thanks.
One for...
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Karl. Karl.
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Yeah, Karl, right.
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So, this is going to be
the craziest party ever.
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It's going to be legendary.
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We'll be telling
our grandkids about this.
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The day that Bruce almost died.
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Oh.
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Hey, look at this,
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a tattoo machine.
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Don't you need
a license for that?
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In Sweden? No.
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Okay Bruce,
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you want to get shot
by paintballs
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or you want to wear
a pink rabbit costume?
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Hmm, neither.
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Okay. Okay.
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Möhippa whoo!
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Möhippa hey!
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Möhippa whoo!
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Hey, what's this?
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This is a box of questions
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I had everyone put together.
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Oh, wow!
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Mystery questions.
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How exciting.
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Okay. "Be honest.
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Name one thing that you hate
about every person here."
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I... I might have covered
that one already?
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Oh, you have?
Mm. Yeah.
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So, next question? Yeah.
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"Which one of your friends
is most likely
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to sleep with
a friend's boyfr..."
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You know what?
This is just a silly game.
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So, möhippa!
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Möhippa! Mohippa! Möhippa!
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Möhippa! Mohippa! Möhippa!
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Yes, we say cheese.
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That's great!
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Thank you very much!
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Uh, is there any more people
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who want to be
picture taken here?
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Yes, you over there too?
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Oh, my god.
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Okay dolls,
here you go. Tequila!
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Whoo-hoo!
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There you go.
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Oh, hello old friend.
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Yeah, just one more.
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You know what? I'm sorry.
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I... I love you guys.
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You're the best.
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I've been stressed lately
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and I've said some stupid stuff.
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Okay? Sorry.
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Let's just
don't think about that
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and make this the best
bachelorette party ever.
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Cheers! Cheers. Cheers.
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Ah! Good.
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And I'm sorry I said Jenny made
out with Anna's boyfriend.
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That was just...
265
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,313
What?
266
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,348
Hm?
267
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,449
It was mattias?
268
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,685
You... you made out
with mattias?
269
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,488
Oh.
270
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,024
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
271
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,492
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
272
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,395
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Girls, stop!
273
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,997
All right guys, I get it,
274
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,099
okay? I know
where this is going.
275
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,634
Okay, I'm not an idiot.
276
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,270
Just for the record,
I don't like lap dances, okay?
277
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,472
The stripper thing
kind of freaks me out, so...
278
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,074
I mean, I'll do it if
you guys insist, but...
279
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,043
Let's just get it
over with quick.
280
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,145
There's nothing quick
about this, Bruce.
281
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,680
- What?
- Now, good luck.
282
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,916
Can we just... Go get some
beers or something, or...
283
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,484
No, this is fun.
284
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,486
This is tradition.
285
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,889
Now it's time for your fight.
286
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:45,891
Fight? What fight?
287
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,970
Everyone is so happy again.
288
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,039
It makes me glad.
289
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,175
You know what I'm thinking?
290
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,312
You know, everything is olof's fault.
Ooh...
291
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,680
I mean, if it wasn't for olof,
292
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,115
we wouldn't have had
all this fighting,
293
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,817
so it's not my fault, right?
294
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:13,885
No.
295
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,054
This one is also from Mexico.
296
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,923
It has a bit more
distinct flavour.
297
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:19,991
Mmm!
298
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,693
A bit more on the flower side.
299
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,962
- Everybody?
- You know what?
300
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,930
Emma is right.
301
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:26,965
Thank you.
302
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:30,235
Olof is a dick.
303
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,705
You know what we should do?
304
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,773
I think we should
go back to the office
305
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,175
and do a prank in his room.
306
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,209
Yes!
307
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,277
Yeah!
308
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,446
In his room,
let's go! Come on!
309
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,094
You didn't think
I was so good, huh?
310
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,428
- Hey, guys.
- Hello, Chuck.
311
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,497
- Hey, Chuck!
- Hey man!
312
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,165
What are you doing here?
It's your stag party.
313
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,700
Oh my god, I can't
believe you came!
314
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,402
Of course I did!
315
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,837
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Get
into the game! Oh, I'm sorry man.
316
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,238
Fight!
I got it, yeah!
317
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,013
Ding!
318
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,550
Damn!
319
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,618
Good, right?
Yeah, yeah,
320
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,920
you killed him, you killed him.
321
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,721
Okay, well, take care then.
322
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:24,956
Oh, you're leaving?
323
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,858
Oh yeah, they only paid
for the one hour so...
324
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,259
I'm out! Okay?
325
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,627
Don't block with your face.
326
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,862
- See you guys!
- Bye, Chuck.
327
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,096
Take care!
328
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,171
He's not that tough,
I think I can take him.
329
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,974
You got to eat lightning
and you got to crap thunder.
330
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,042
Crap thunder?
331
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,576
Well, it's from "rocky".
332
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,878
Okay.
Yeah.
333
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,413
Out of all the "rocky"
quotes you chose that one?
334
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,981
Yeah.
335
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,422
Ding!
336
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,293
Oooh...
337
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,828
Oowah, oowah...
338
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,464
Move like a butterfly.
339
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,199
Sting...
340
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:16,341
Bruce, have some more pizza.
341
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,775
Oh, I can't eat, man.
342
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,310
I think I have a concussion.
343
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,979
Here, try this.
344
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,882
Excuse me,
is there only one pizza?
345
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,617
We had to make some budget cuts
346
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,186
because of the entertainment.
347
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,220
Entertainment?
348
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,455
Yeah.
349
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,224
I booked some entertainment.
350
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,361
So, there is no more
suffering for Bruce?
351
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:39,263
No! Now is just party,
party, party!
352
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,266
Okay. Goodbye.
353
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,268
Bye...
354
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,937
Be good, Hassan.
355
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,841
Maybe we could put post-it notes
356
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,976
on all his stuff!
357
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:54,912
Or we could rearrange
the furniture.
358
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,750
Or we can put his papers
in the wrong order.
359
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:01,085
Aaaaaahhhhhhh!
360
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,659
Next!
361
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,828
Hey Bruce, look!
362
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,667
I don't get it, "sfia"?
What does that mean?
363
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,471
Oh! "Sofia"!
364
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,506
That's...
That's great, man.
365
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,573
She's going to love that.
366
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,608
Yeah?
Yeah.
367
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,412
Hey man, when is
the entertainment coming?
368
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,180
Man, it's not my thing.
369
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,082
We both know that, but I
just wanted to make sure
370
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,817
I didn't, you know,
it's getting late and...
371
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,786
Soon, Bruce.
Okay.
372
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,120
Hello?
373
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,689
Aah! Speak of the devil.
374
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,796
Sorry, you're going to have
to do this in English.
375
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,697
We've received complaints.
Right.
376
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,066
From the neighbours.
Mm-hmm.
377
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,667
The music is too loud.
378
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:50,768
Right, yeah.
379
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,603
You guys are good.
380
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,205
Hey, nice try, guys!
381
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,907
You think I'm going to fall for
the old police officer thing?
382
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,575
Classic.
383
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,445
You see, now, this is not
really my thing, okay?
384
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,046
Look at that gun,
it almost looks real.
385
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:08,086
Oh, wow! You guys are really
taking this all the way, huh?
386
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,954
All right!
Turn the music down
387
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,789
or everybody is coming with us.
It's not really my thing.
388
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,857
Okay?
389
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,765
Who's the one
that's getting married?
390
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,733
Cool, the entertainment is here!
391
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,713
I'm sorry for making fun
of you guys.
392
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,215
I honestly thought
this was a joke.
393
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:40,051
I thought this was part of the whole...
Bachelor party thing.
394
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,419
I mean, you guys with...
395
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,820
Those uniforms are ridiculous.
396
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:43,855
What?
397
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,389
Your uniforms, it's misspelled.
398
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,859
And all that, I thought
that it was just...
399
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,294
Excuse... Take it a
little easy now, okay?
400
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,731
Stop raping.
Yeah.
401
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:54,765
No more raping.
402
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:55,967
I'm sorry, I didn't...
403
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,602
Please, can you be
a little quiet now?
404
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,170
Uh-huh.
405
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,204
Just... just
so you know,
406
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,239
you guys didn't
read me my rights.
407
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,440
That's not a big thing for me...
408
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,841
Ok, listen up, no no.
409
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,110
In Sweden we don't have,
eh... rights.
410
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,411
No rights in Sweden, no.
No.
411
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,479
No, okay.
412
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,781
It's your American TV, film,
413
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,483
so... not here, okay?
414
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,552
Okay, it's been a long day,
I'll be honest.
415
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,250
Oh, yeah.
416
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,952
I think there's someone
here to see you now.
417
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,189
So it's... might be your
lucky day, as they say.
418
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,661
I'm your attorney.
Can you please leave the room?
419
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,963
Okay. We'll be out here
if you need me.
420
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,099
I'm so happy to see you.
421
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,968
You got to get me out of here.
Of course.
422
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,037
We just have to go through
some formalities first.
423
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,471
Yeah, anything you want.
424
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,507
Is it okay if I record this?
425
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,242
Yeah, of course.
Get it all on tape.
426
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,244
I've got nothing to hide.
427
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,315
Oh no...
No, no, no, no!
428
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,584
I don't need... No, this is...
I really don't...
429
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,553
This is not my thing.
It's, can we not...
430
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,789
Please stop, I don't...
431
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,490
Oh well, hm.
432
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,259
No, but yeah,
uh... no.
433
00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:10,701
Ugh!
434
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,073
So, how did it go for you?
435
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:53,010
Uh, great, good,
fine. You?
436
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,979
Good. Yeah, it was good.
437
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,047
It was great.
438
00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,817
O-o-oh.
439
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,552
How did it go with Jack black?
440
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:02,554
Jack black!
441
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,056
Hello, Sherry.
442
00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,791
Yeah, get me
on the next flight out.
443
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,092
I don't care where.
Anywhere.
444
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,428
This is the most dangerous
place in the world.
445
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,263
Yeah, they kidnap people
Willy-nilly.
446
00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:15,333
Tell my wife I love her.
447
00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:20,204
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