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Wayne, I think we're lost.
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Shouldn't we just ask for directions?
No, no, no, no, no,
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we're not lost, I can remember
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from the last time we were here.
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Hi!
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Can you believe that our
Bruce is getting married?
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Yeah.
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You know, I remember when I
used to change his diaper
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and his little peeper
used to stick straight out!
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Shh, Nancy, shush.
Come on.
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We should have asked for
a map from the hotel.
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Oh no, we don't need a map.
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Men have a natural
sense of direction.
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It's just that the names
of these streets...
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I mean, look at that one,
it's...
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Marycockscochngatan...
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I mean, really, is that a word?
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Who can speak a language
like this? My god.
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I don't remember
it being so cold
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when we were here last time.
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Yeah, well, it's winter, honey.
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This is crazy.
I'm going to ask someone.
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Excuse me,
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do you know where Bruce lives?
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The American.
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♪ We're not living in America
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♪ but we're not sorry
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♪ I knew there was something
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♪ that we never had
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♪ we don't worry
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♪ no, we're not
living in America ♪
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♪ But we're not sorry, no
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♪ we don't care
about the world today ♪
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♪ We're not sorry
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♪ for you
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♪ for my baby, baby,
baby, baby ♪
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♪ Ahh
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we were wondering if you'd like
to buy some encyclopedias.
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Honey, it's us!
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Yeah, I can see that.
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Oh my gosh, look at this place!
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Good to see you.
Yep.
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I'll take this for you.
Here you go.
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Honey, take your shoes off.
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That's what they do. I'm
not taking my shoes off.
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That's what they do in Sweden!
I told you...
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What... next it's
a group bath, right?
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Come on.
No.
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Where is she, my sweet girl?
Hey-y-y!
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Oh, look at you!
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My sweet Emma, you look great!
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Oh, thank you, so do you!
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Hi Wayne, how are you? Hi, hi.
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I'm good.
Are those new glasses?
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- Yeah!
- I love them.
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They make you look so smart!
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Oh, thank you.
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We're so excited
about the engagement.
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And we have a little surprise.
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First, um,
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little drink?
Just warm us up first.
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Definitely.
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Where's our room, by the way?
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Thought you guys were
staying at the hotel?
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We're kidding!
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We're moving in! Did you
see the look on his face?
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We're not, we're not.
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Of course we're
staying at the hotel
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you silly Gus!
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Honey, look at this view, huh?
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It's like a postcard.
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All right.
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Now for the big news.
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We've decided...
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We want to pay for the wedding.
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What? No!
Yes!
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No! I mean,
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thank you so much,
but we couldn't.
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Yes!
No!
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They're saying no,
but they mean yes.
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No!
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All right,
then that's settled now.
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We understand the issue
of where to have the wedding.
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And we want you to know
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there are two choices,
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but this is your decision.
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Yes, it's up to you.
Whatever you want.
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Option number one
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would be to have the wedding
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in our local church
in Willard, Ohio.
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Which of course
is our preference.
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Option number two
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would be to have the wedding
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in another local church
just outside of town.
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Right. This church
is in celeryville.
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Now that's about a seven
minute drive for our guests,
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and you know your auntie Claire
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does not like to travel.
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Yeah, so it's really not
an option at all. Yeah.
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Wow!
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Honey, um, want to go out
on the balcony
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just to get some fresh air?
Yes.
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Okay.
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Oh, they're overwhelmed! Ha-ha!
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What is happening?
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They're trying to take over our
wedding, that's what's happening.
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Okay, I mean, uh, we talked
about having the wedding here
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but if you want to
have it in the states
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it's fine with me.
No! Not at all.
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Our life is here now.
Okay.
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Plus, I can't stand
my auntie Claire.
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Mainly I just don't
want them involved, okay?
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They've been doing this
my whole life,
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trying to take over everything.
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Now they're trying to do it
when I'm 4000 miles away.
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Okay, so do you want to
go inside and tell them?
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Is there any way you can do it?
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What?
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Please, you don't know
what they're like.
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Seriously, they just
have this way
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of getting what they want.
I can't explain it.
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Are you serious now?
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Yes! I'm serious!
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They made me play the
clarinet for twelve years,
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I hate the clarinet!
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Wow, that blows!
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Get it?
With the clarinet...
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I get it, but it's not...
It's not funny right now.
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Okay, honey! Relax!
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I'll do it.
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How hard can it be?
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Great.
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Wayne, Nancy?
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We have something
we would like to tell you.
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Before you do,
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we just want to tell you
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how much this means to us.
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Yeah. To be honest,
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it kind of feels
like we've lost brucie
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now that he's moved here,
so this helps a lot.
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He is our only child.
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And this is going to be
our only wedding.
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As parents.
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And this sort of makes up
for all those christmases
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we spent alone.
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Hasn't it been only
one Christmas?
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Yes, but that one
was pretty horrible.
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So we appreciate
this one little thing
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that you're giving us.
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A chance to celebrate
your wedding
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in the greatest country
in the world.
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This is probably going
to be the greatest gift
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that we'll ever get.
Ever.
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Anyway,
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you wanted to tell us something?
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No.
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Bruce?
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What just happened?
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I know, I told you!
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They're amazing at
getting what they want!
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It's like they play jedi
mind tricks or something.
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I mean, look at this.
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Everything is just
so traditional.
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I mean, a church?
We're not even religious!
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Oh, but churches can be nice.
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I mean, sometimes
traditions are nice.
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For real? A church wedding
with a priest?
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Is that really what
you were thinking?
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I mean, I actually haven't
thought about it...
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Babe, this is not us!
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I mean, we have to tell them.
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Okay, think of something.
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Okay.
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We could tell them
your father is sick?
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No! That's terrible!
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No. That is terrible,
I'm sorry for...
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Bringing that up.
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He does have his heart problem.
He does.
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I mean, so we wouldn't
exactly be lying.
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Right, exactly.
It's foolproof.
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If you say someone's sick
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there's nothing they can say.
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They can't question it.
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No, they can't go "are you sure?
How sick is he?"
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That's genius, honey.
Thank you.
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Boom.
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The empire strikes back.
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That was a lightsaber.
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Yep.
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Okay, we need to talk
to you and mom.
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Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh...
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Your mother is resting.
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What is it, son?
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Okay, we should wait until
she gets up. Oh, no.
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Okay, listen.
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We have to talk to you
about the wedding.
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Before you do,
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I didn't want to
have to tell you two this,
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but now is as good
a time as any, I guess.
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Nancy is very sick.
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Are you sure?
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How sick is she?
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Very sick.
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Hmm.
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Doctor says it's only
a matter of months.
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There are no guarantees.
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She probably
wouldn't have been able
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to make it here
to the wedding anyway,
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so, thank you.
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For making the right decision.
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It's just that it's hard,
that's all.
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Sounds hard.
And horrible.
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Right, Bruce?
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Mom is sick?
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I mean, this is awful.
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Are you serious right now?
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He's obviously lying!
What?
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He used the same trick on us that
we were going to use on them.
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You're being played, Bruce.
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Oh, they are so good!
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How dare they play
with my emotions like that?
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I guess my mother's
not even sick!
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So if he's lying
I'm actually happy.
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But if he's lying
I'm also so mad.
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Yeah, I know, it's low.
Yes.
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It's outrageous.
Yes!
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Pretending to be sick?
I know.
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That's disgusting.
It is!
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Although technically we were
going to do the same thing.
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Yeah, but we are...
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Well, it's different for us.
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Yes.
'Cause...
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Well it just is.
It is.
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Yes.
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I just had the best nap.
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Okay, mom. Can we talk
with you for a second?
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Well sure, brucie, what is it?
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Uh, dad said that you were sick.
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Oh, that.
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Well, yeah, it's true.
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Okay, what type of sickness
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are we talking about?
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I got it, I'll get it.
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You know what,
do me a favour Bruce.
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I don't want to think about it.
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Just for tonight.
Yeah.
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Let's not talk
about it, all right?
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Well, looks like they got
their story straight.
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Oh my god, your mom is sick!
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She is?
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Okay, anyone want
more potato mousse?
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Is there moose in there?
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I did not taste the moose
in there, really.
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Mashed potatoes.
Mashed.
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Oh, well no thank you.
It was delicious, though.
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Okay.
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Now is the time
when we in Sweden
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say thank you to the cock.
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What?
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It's cook. Cook.
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Sorry, it's cook.
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Uh, "cock" means
cook in Swedish.
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Oh, sorry. Cook.
264
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,157
Thank you, Emma.
265
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,225
Thank you, Emma.
266
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,259
Thank you!
267
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,494
Okay, Wayne.
268
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,162
Let's clear the table
and do the dishes.
269
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,196
Yeah, ri...
270
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,768
You're serious.
271
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:10,770
Uh... yes.
272
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,272
- Here you go, honey.
- Thank you.
273
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,041
I want a picture of that.
274
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,976
Nancy, wine?
Please!
275
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,010
Thank you.
276
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:23,982
Mm! Mm.
277
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,583
What is in this dip?
278
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,986
Oh, that's Swedish "gubbröra".
279
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,020
Gubbröra?
280
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,188
It's eggs and anchovies,
281
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,656
if you don't like it
we have other...
282
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,191
Don't like it?
I love it!
283
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,327
I want the recipe.
You're an amazing cook!
284
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:37,929
Oh, thank you, Nancy.
285
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:38,931
Oh!
286
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:54,212
I love listening to you
guys speak Swedish.
287
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,681
Just sounds amazing.
288
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,186
And then you go like,
289
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,794
it's a beautiful language.
290
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,566
You know, birger,
291
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,168
we have machines in America
that do all this.
292
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,771
Yes, but I...
I kind of like it.
293
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,039
Oh, I get that.
294
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,373
A chance for the man to get away
295
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,175
from the old lady now and then.
296
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:28,646
No, I just like doing dishes.
297
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,415
Yeah.
298
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,283
Hey, what about
your summer house?
299
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,318
Have you sold that yet?
300
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,886
No, not yet.
301
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,254
If I remember right
302
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,722
it was on a beautiful
piece of property. Yeah.
303
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,224
What are you asking for?
304
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:42,193
Uh, two million Swedish.
305
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,762
Two mill...?
306
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,531
That's less than 300000
American dollars!
307
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,566
That's a steal!
Yeah.
308
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,834
We even had to lower the price
309
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,303
because no one was interested.
310
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,838
You know what?
311
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,474
Maybe I'll just buy that
property from you myself.
312
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,675
Well, that's what I used to do.
313
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,377
I'd buy a house, I'd fix it up,
314
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,479
I flip it,
then I can have a profit,
315
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,914
you can have piece of mind.
316
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:03,948
Win-win situation.
317
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,950
Yes but you really
don't have to.
318
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,787
I know I don't have to, birger.
319
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,221
But I want to.
320
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,957
You know, as a favour to you!
321
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,760
Eh, you have to see
the house first,
322
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,962
because it's in
a terrible condition.
323
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,731
Well, then we'll see it.
324
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:20,733
Yes.
325
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,235
I mean, you can't
call yourself a feminist
326
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,436
and be married.
327
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,172
The entire institution
of marriage
328
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,239
is based on oppression
329
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,141
seeing women as not being equal
330
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,810
to their dominant husbands.
331
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,179
Mmm. I love girl talk.
332
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,247
Don't you?
333
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,715
So, I was thinking.
334
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,951
Do you want to go shopping for
wedding dresses tomorrow?
335
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,452
Oh, I would love to!
336
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,022
Great! You want
to join us, viveka?
337
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,124
No, it's not my thing.
338
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,325
Okay, great.
339
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,260
Well I guess it's just
the two of us gals then.
340
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,329
Yeah.
341
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,363
Oh boy.
342
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,965
You know I have to say...
343
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,935
I'm not looking at this
like I'm losing a son.
344
00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:00,238
I look at this like
I'm gaining a daughter.
345
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,773
The daughter that I never had.
346
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:05,043
Oh, that's so sweet Nancy.
347
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:10,481
In fact, if it's okay
I'd like to...
348
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,716
Give you something.
349
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:15,687
This is a bracelet
that I wore on my wedding,
350
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,456
and my mom wore it
on her wedding,
351
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,358
and I would very much like it
352
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,294
if you wore it on your wedding.
353
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,396
Oh my god, it's beautiful.
354
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,598
I'll wear it with pride.
355
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,833
Thank you so much, Nancy.
356
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:29,734
Thank you.
357
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,569
Oh, I love you so much.
358
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,605
I love you too.
You know what?
359
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:36,541
What time are you going wedding
dress shopping tomorrow?
360
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,243
I think I'll be able to make it.
361
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,677
I'll squeeze it in.
362
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,913
Okay.
Okay, great.
363
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,883
Great!
You're so cute!
364
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,451
Oh, I love you so much.
365
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,960
Uh, I did a little research
366
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,862
on Swedish real estate, birger,
367
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,631
and this is a real bargain.
368
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,866
It's way below market value.
369
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,135
I'd be glad to take
this off your hands.
370
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:08,106
Uh, I must warn you, we have
a lot of "kackerlackor".
371
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,340
What's that?
372
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,609
Ca... cacki-lacks?
373
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,845
I'm not sure what you call them.
374
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,947
Gross, dangerous things
375
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,849
that crawl around your house.
376
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,584
Yeah. Relatives.
377
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,152
Say, what's with the colour
378
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,655
always being the same
on these buildings?
379
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:25,823
Is that some kind
of communist red?
380
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,625
No, no, eh...
381
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,361
It's Swedish traditional colour.
382
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,462
Yeah, well doesn't matter
383
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,904
I'm going to
tear it all down anyway.
384
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,733
Wh... what?
385
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,438
There it is! There!
386
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,472
It's perfect.
387
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,507
- My god.
- You think?
388
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:45,510
Yes! You look stunning.
389
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,211
And it's just...
It's breathtaking.
390
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,681
Uh, I don't know, I'm more...
391
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,215
Bruce? What do you say?
392
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,451
Well, I can't see anything!
Can I take this off now?
393
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,019
No, you can't take it off,
394
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,587
you're going to have
20 years' bad luck.
395
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,690
Hello! I'm here.
Oh, hey.
396
00:15:58,692 --> 00:15:59,724
Mommy is here.
397
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:00,758
Oh, thank god.
398
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:03,728
What did I miss?
399
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,129
Be honest now.
400
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,532
What do you think of this dress?
401
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,566
Wow.
402
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,634
Yeah.
403
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,036
It looks... lovely.
404
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,104
Are you serious now?
405
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,138
Mm-hmm.
406
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,340
So what do you like about it?
407
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:20,578
It's just white
and beautiful and, um...
408
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,480
White.
409
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,984
Okay, let's see.
What about this?
410
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,852
Is it too much?
411
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,087
You look wonderful, honey.
412
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,061
They're just going to...
Talk it over.
413
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,096
Yeah.
414
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,232
This water is very dangerous.
415
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,701
Especially for children.
416
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,570
If you're not looking
for a second
417
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,706
they get drunk under the water.
418
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,742
Didn't you raise
your children here?
419
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,911
Well, I'll take my chances.
420
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:57,415
You know, we tear down
that little red building
421
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,385
and make a nice place
for a garage.
422
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,719
You've got yourself
a deal, birger,
423
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,521
I'll buy it.
424
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,890
It must make you feel good to
get this off your mind, huh?
425
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,394
You're welcome.
426
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,962
Thank you.
427
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,044
Can I help you with anything?
428
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,678
We're fine, thank you.
429
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,577
Are you sure everything is okay?
430
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,453
I'm sorry,
I don't understand Swedish,
431
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,720
I just moved here.
432
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,124
So mom, this sickness.
433
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,692
Tell me more about it.
434
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,528
Do I have to?
It's so embarrassing.
435
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,397
You don't have to be
embarrassed around me, okay?
436
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,798
Well,
437
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,068
I'm very uncomfortable
talking about that area.
438
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,336
What area?
439
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,439
You know, the...
440
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,441
The bum.
441
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,978
I have hemorrhoids.
442
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,280
Hemorrhoids?
443
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,149
Hemorrhoids?
Yes!
444
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,051
What a pain in the ass.
445
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,119
Ah!
Get it?
446
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,320
Yeah that was a good one!
447
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,588
No, but seriously.
I mean,
448
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,656
that's great news, I guess?
449
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,024
Yeah, I mean, it's a relief.
450
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,559
Yeah. So now
you can tell them
451
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,862
that we want the wedding
to be in Sweden.
452
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:52,230
Yeah. Can you do it?
453
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,798
Honey, it's your parents!
454
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,567
You have to learn
how to face them.
455
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,636
Stare them down,
deliver the news,
456
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,072
I'll be right behind you.
Okay? You can do this.
457
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,140
Okay. Yes.
458
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,174
You can do this.
Yes.
459
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,742
Yes. Yes!
Yes.
460
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,711
Yes!
Can you do it?
461
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,057
Okay, listen up, everyone.
462
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,160
Bruce has an
announcement to make.
463
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,861
Oh.
464
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,030
Yes. Thank you, honey.
465
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,600
Uh...
466
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,570
Okay, I just, um...
467
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,604
You know, maybe this
isn't the right time.
468
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,506
Maybe it is.
Oh, maybe it is.
469
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,608
Okay, um...
470
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:41,212
Listen, this is hard
for me, okay?
471
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,813
But sometimes you just got
to put your foot down...
472
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,848
Before you do...
473
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,249
No, dad.
474
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,151
None of that
"before you do" crap, okay?
475
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,186
Listen.
476
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,420
Emma and I have been talking.
477
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,022
Okay?
478
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,890
And actually it was probably
more her idea, but...
479
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,292
No, Bruce.
No... no!
480
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,527
It was both of our ideas.
481
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,629
Okay? A joint decision.
482
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:02,433
Jointly, we have made
the decision
483
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:06,237
to have the wedding in Sweden.
484
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,172
I'm sorry. I know it's
disappointing for you guys,
485
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,442
but our life is here now, okay?
486
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,245
And also, we're going to
have it in the church.
487
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,613
I'm sorry, honey,
488
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,082
but it wouldn't feel like a
wedding to me otherwise.
489
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,784
So that's just the way
it's going to be.
490
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,086
Okay.
491
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,155
Okay.
492
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,424
Okay!
493
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,792
Well, as long
as we're being honest,
494
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,428
um... you two, again,
495
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,296
I'm not a big fan
of auntie Claire.
496
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,465
Oh, that's okay, she hates you.
497
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,971
I also have to be honest!
498
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:42,406
I love our summer house!
499
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:46,410
I don't want to sell it
to Wayne or to anyone!
500
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,412
Thank you.
501
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,949
Well, if we're going
to be completely honest,
502
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,385
I have to say that
that "gubbröra"
503
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,786
it's... tasted disgusting.
504
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,022
It was like a fish took a crap
505
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,757
right in my mouth!
506
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,025
I knew it!
507
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,526
Well, okay, now
that we're being honest,
508
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:03,928
I have a few things
I'd like to say
509
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,329
and I want to start
with you, Nancy...
510
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,664
Okay, thank you.
511
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,500
I think that's enough
honesty for one night.
512
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,402
Thank you.
513
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,470
Can I make a toast?
514
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,205
Yes, cheers.
515
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,976
I'm going to get some breakfast.
516
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,047
Good moron!
517
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,149
I would like breakfast.
518
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:28,953
Jaa, I want a cup of caffet,
519
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:32,590
and, uh, egg-uh
and bread-uh...
520
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,093
What? Viveka
is teaching me Swedish.
521
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,928
That's not s...
And, um,
522
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:42,133
some hemorrhoid-uh crème-uh.
523
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,734
Jaa, jaa.
524
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,269
Quickly.
525
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,106
Honey?
526
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,375
Yes?
527
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,577
What is that? No, no,
no, you have to...
528
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,880
No, I'm not going to put
bread in the suitcase!
529
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,114
I don't care,
530
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,816
Wayne, I have to
have that bread.
531
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,619
That is the greatest bread
I've ever had in my life.
532
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:02,621
Taste it.
533
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,858
What do you think?
It's good right?
534
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,593
Oh!
That's good!
535
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,696
That's bread! Okay.
536
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,964
I'll have a little nibble
just before we...
537
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,032
You know what?
538
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,534
We'll stop by
the breakfast place
539
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,469
on the way downstairs.
540
00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,472
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