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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:13,679 Oh, Emma? 2 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,414 What? 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,482 What is it? 4 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:17,516 Ja. 5 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,084 Can I do... can I do something? 6 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:24,623 What's the problem? You tell me. 7 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,892 What do you mean? What's the emergency? 8 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,627 You were like, "ja, ja!" 9 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:32,297 Babe, that means "yes" in Swedish. 10 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:33,665 I can't believe you don't know this. 11 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,434 I mean, you've been here for six months now. 12 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,336 Okay, well where I come from we only use that sound 13 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:38,737 when something horrible is happening, 14 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,105 like someone's having a heart attack. 15 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:41,340 Okay, but what sound do you make 16 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:42,541 to show that you're listening, then? 17 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,776 We don't make any sound, 18 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:44,977 that's the whole point of listening. 19 00:00:44,979 --> 00:00:47,246 Okay, in Sweden you need three sounds: 20 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:50,549 Ja, mm, and "jah". 21 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,718 If you those, you're all set, okay? 22 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:58,724 Okay... "Ja, mm, 23 00:00:58,726 --> 00:00:59,758 jah." 24 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:04,630 ♪ We're not living in America 25 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:08,100 ♪ but we're not sorry 26 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,835 ♪ I knew there was something 27 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,937 ♪ that we never had 28 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:14,873 ♪ we don't worry 29 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:18,177 ♪ no, we're not living in America ♪ 30 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:22,014 ♪ But we're not sorry, no 31 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:25,484 ♪ we don't care about the world today ♪ 32 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:28,287 ♪ We're not sorry 33 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,955 ♪ for you 34 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:35,561 ♪ for my baby, baby, baby, baby ♪ 35 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:36,563 ♪ Aahh 36 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,834 okay, which one? 37 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:45,304 Oh, I... would go with the... blue one? 38 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:46,572 Come on, 39 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,440 I'm presenting my report to the ceo today. 40 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,576 It's a big deal. Either one is fine. 41 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,277 I wouldn't wear either of those. 42 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,479 You need to peacock, 43 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,581 like in the game. You know the book? 44 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,316 Oh, I'm amazed. You read a book. 45 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,051 No, someone told me about it. 46 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:01,320 You know, when they go to a bar to pick up women 47 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,388 they wear something really colourful and big 48 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,291 like a big cowboy hat or something. 49 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,961 Bruce? Actually, he has a point. 50 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,395 Yeah, I have a point. 51 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,431 Maybe you should go with something a little more "oomph". 52 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,333 "Umf". You think? 53 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,435 If you want to make an impression. Impression. 54 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:17,603 I'll be right back. 55 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:21,640 I wonder what mom and dad are doing right now. 56 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,041 They're probably just eating breakfast. 57 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:24,076 I bet they're really sorry 58 00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:26,879 about the way they treated me. 59 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:28,080 They look at the little bowl 60 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:30,849 that I used to eat cereals from. 61 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:33,118 And the little spoon. 62 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,686 And they think about how they missed 63 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,289 what's really important in life. 64 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,024 Me. 65 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,263 Yeah, or they're just eating breakfast. 66 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:47,032 You have a cold heart, Bruce. 67 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,134 How long are you planning on staying with us? 68 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:52,237 How long are you planning on having this apartment? 69 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:54,506 Okay, what about this one. Is it to much? 70 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:59,378 Cow, boy, hat. 71 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,779 I think it's perfect, honey. 72 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,347 Thank you. 73 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,184 Hey honey, you know what? 74 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:07,019 We should probably call my parents tonight, 75 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,086 tell them the big news. 76 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:09,421 Let's not jump the gun. 77 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:12,057 Let's see if they'll like the report first. 78 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,292 It's not what I'm talking about. 79 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,561 No, so what are you talking about? 80 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,129 We're getting married...? 81 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:18,864 Oh, the news. 82 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,933 The news! We're getting married. 83 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:22,501 We should call them tonight. 84 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:23,535 Got to run. 85 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,804 That's what I was... Okay. 86 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,539 That's what I said. 87 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,380 You want to hang out today? 88 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,150 No, I've got to take care of Jason priestly. 89 00:03:38,152 --> 00:03:39,551 The Beverly hills guy? 90 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,919 Yeah. 91 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,154 Dylan? 92 00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:43,555 No the other one. 93 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,923 Why do you have to take care of him? 94 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,658 Because I'm the guy. 95 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,227 What do you mean, the guy? 96 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,628 You know when you go to Rome, 97 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,730 there's a guy that shows you around. 98 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,098 I've never been to Rome. 99 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,200 No but the concept, the guy who helps you out 100 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,401 when you're in Rome. 101 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,970 That's the guy. 102 00:03:57,972 --> 00:03:59,371 But you live in Stockholm. 103 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,440 Yeah, I'm going to be the Stockholm guy. 104 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,542 So why do you keep talking about Rome? 105 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,978 You know what? Never mind. 106 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:07,879 Celebrities are going to pay me a lot of money 107 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,781 to set them up and show them around. 108 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:12,918 In Rome? You know, forget Rome. 109 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:13,986 I've been to Norway once. 110 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:15,721 That has no relevance whatsoever. 111 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,089 I am heading this way. 112 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:19,024 It's a lot of Norwegians there. 113 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:21,093 Yeah I... 114 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:23,962 Okay, so I was thinking maybe we would start 115 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,797 at the top of globen? 116 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,532 They have this sky-tour up there, 117 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:29,801 you could see all of Stockholm from there. 118 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,536 You can see kungsholmen, 119 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:32,738 you can see norrmalm and back... 120 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,173 Amy didn't tell you why I'm here? 121 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,109 No, not specifically. 122 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:40,379 I'm here for ingmar bergman. 123 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,413 Right... the... 124 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,447 The filmmaker...? 125 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,216 Filmmaker, yeah. 126 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:45,617 I know who he is. 127 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,185 And I can probably 128 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,621 arrange a meeting with you and him. 129 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,822 Really? Yeah. 130 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,057 You could do that? Yeah, 131 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,091 I'm the guy. 132 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,293 That would be impressive. 133 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:56,395 I am impressive. 134 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:57,963 People say that sometimes. 135 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,565 I mean, I'm the guy who fixes things for people. 136 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:01,600 I show them around... 137 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:04,202 Bergman's dead. Yep. 138 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,638 He died in 2007. Right. 139 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,807 That's why it's going to be a little more complicated. 140 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,809 Obviously. 141 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,377 So what else do you want to do? 142 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:14,813 Well, I'd like to go visit some of the locations 143 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,915 where he shot his films. 144 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,650 Maybe visit the island of fårö. 145 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,253 Yeah, fårö. 146 00:05:21,255 --> 00:05:24,556 Få-a-å-a-rö-o-ö-o. 147 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,992 That's the island where bergman lived. 148 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,393 And died, because he's dead. 149 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:29,961 And I mean, I know it's off season 150 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,363 but maybe you could arrange a private screening for me 151 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:32,731 in his theatre there. 152 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,299 I can try to do that. Yeah, definitely. 153 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,568 And I'd like to meet somebody that bergman worked with, 154 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,136 you know, find out what he was really like, 155 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,572 how he... how he talked to actors. Stuff like that. 156 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,342 Okay, yeah. I can do that. I'll make some calls. 157 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:45,410 Okay, great. Yeah, great. 158 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:47,846 And, so, which film specifically 159 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,581 like, is your favourite? 160 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,217 I think maybe the "seventh seal". 161 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,418 "Seventh seal". Yep. 162 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,653 Me too. 163 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:57,422 That was the one with the, uh... 164 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,491 With bergman's most famous scene. 165 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,259 With the knight playing chess with death. 166 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,328 Chess with death. 167 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,896 Who can forget that. 168 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,465 Masterpiece, right? 169 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,666 What did you like about it? 170 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:08,734 What did I like about it? Yeah. 171 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,802 Hm, everything. 172 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,238 The whole thing. Start to finish. 173 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,841 It was that moment when it was like, oh hey, 174 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,276 there's six seals, right? 175 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:19,678 And then... 176 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,148 "What? Here comes the seventh seal!" 177 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,685 The beginning was also really good when it... when it started 178 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,421 and you had no idea what was going to happen at that point. 179 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,656 End was a little unexpected... 180 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:32,891 You haven't seen it, have you? 181 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,160 I will watch it tonight. 182 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:37,396 I'll watch it tonight, I promise! 183 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:27,412 And then he tried to steal my project. 184 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:28,980 He tried to steal your project? 185 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,449 Yes and everything I said, 186 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,617 he repeated, just to make it seem like his idea. 187 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,886 Everything you said he repeated to make it seem like his idea? 188 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,322 Hey! Sorry. 189 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,191 Sucks that he's tried to steal your project 190 00:07:39,193 --> 00:07:41,326 but what does that have to do with opening doors for people? 191 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:42,627 Isn't that just common courtesy? 192 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,796 No, that's a sign you don't see men and women 193 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,198 as true equals. 194 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,800 Huh. You want this last piece of pie? 195 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,535 This is exactly what I am talking about. 196 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:51,570 That's condescending. 197 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,138 It is? Yeah, 198 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,240 like I need your approval to take the last piece of pie. 199 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,509 Like I couldn't take it myself if I wanted to. 200 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,077 Okay, fine. Hey! 201 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,480 Now you assume that you should have the last piece of pie 202 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,881 just because you're a man. 203 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:03,915 You said you didn't want the pie. 204 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,885 Huh, so typical. 205 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,086 You know what we should do? 206 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,154 Burn your bras? 207 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,422 We should call your parents 208 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:12,090 and tell them that we're getting married. 209 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,325 No, no, no, no, 210 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,060 that's going to be like a three-hour project. 211 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,329 Really? Yeah, it's going to be a huge deal for them. 212 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,864 Plus I have to watch this movie tonight. 213 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,432 Yay, movie night. 214 00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:22,868 Yes, "seven seals". 215 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,269 By ingmar bergman. 216 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,739 No... movie night for me. At all. 217 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:30,008 I'm already super depressed, honey. 218 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,119 Okay, I did it. 219 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,888 I saw the whole movie, everything, 220 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,422 even up to the closing credits, so go ahead, 221 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:45,490 ask me anything about it. 222 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:46,558 So do I get to meet someone 223 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,093 who actually worked with bergman? 224 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,127 You know what, I tried. 225 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,161 I called around 226 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,396 and everyone seems to be dead. 227 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,664 It doesn't seem to be anyone that's... 228 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,166 I thought you were the guy. I am the guy. 229 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,102 You know, when I was in Rome, there was a guy. 230 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,803 Yeah, I've heard about the guy in Rome. 231 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,438 He hooked me up with one of fellini's assistant directors. 232 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,173 It took him, like, five minutes. 233 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,375 Fellini...? 234 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,442 Fellini, the film director... 235 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,211 Film director, yes. 236 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,746 "8 1/2", "amarcord". 237 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,548 All that stuff. Yeah. 238 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,750 Do you know if there's someone else in Stockholm I can talk to? 239 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,218 Somebody who can actually make something happen? 240 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,686 No, no, no, no, I'm the guy. 241 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,122 Okay, I will fix this for you. Okay? 242 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,690 As fellini would say: 243 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:22,427 "Niente problemas." 244 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,095 Because he was... 245 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,830 Italian. Italian, right? 246 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,399 I'll fix it, okay? 247 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,600 Can I grab a cigarette off of you? 248 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:29,602 No. 249 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,338 Mm, hej. Hej. 250 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,570 All right, I'm just going to say it. 251 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,173 There's a celebrity in town and I want you to meet him. 252 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,241 An American? 253 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,442 Yeah, it's Jason priestly. 254 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,711 Oh my god. I love his work. 255 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,846 You're a 90210 fan? No, no. His film work. 256 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,215 - Film work? - Jo. 257 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,151 Okay, there's just one thing, all right? 258 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,053 I need you to pretend that you're an assistant director 259 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,954 to ingmar bergman. Oh my god! 260 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,189 I know, I'm so sorry. 261 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,958 Such an honour, the role of my life. 262 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,360 Okay, don't overdo it, okay? 263 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,095 I'm going to tell him that you only have 15 minutes 264 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,296 and that you're in the middle of a shoot. 265 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,698 What should I wear? 266 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,800 Are you sure you can do this? Jo. 267 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,334 Are you okay? Jo. 268 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,569 What is that sound? 269 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,770 This? Jo? Yeah? 270 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,005 It means "yes". 271 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,907 Where? In northern Sweden. 272 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:49,941 How long have you been here? 273 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,210 Oh my god, there's another sound? 274 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,479 How does it go, like, shhho? No. 275 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,513 Pshh. No. 276 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,548 Shuu? 277 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,550 Hhh! No, that's not it. 278 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,175 You're letting bengt play bergman's assistant director? 279 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,743 Honey, I had no choice, okay? 280 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,311 If Jason tells everyone I'm crap, 281 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,679 then I'm not going to be the guy, 282 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,914 I'm not going to have any money, 283 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,482 I'm not going to be able to contribute... 284 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,417 Shh, shh, shh. There's hans. What? 285 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,986 Our ceo at work. 286 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,020 Who? Hans! 287 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,269 Hi. 288 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,044 Ja-a-a. Psshht. 289 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:42,754 Mm. Ja-a-a. 290 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:50,695 Psshht. 291 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,168 Ja-a-a. 292 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,903 What was up with that "psht" thing? 293 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,471 Ah, you didn't think I knew that one? 294 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,907 Right? It's from northern Sweden, it means yes. 295 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,976 No, it doesn't. Yes, it does: Psht. 296 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,779 No that's "Jo". That's what I said. 297 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,848 What does that mean? 298 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,950 That you're an idiot. 299 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,685 Seriously? 300 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:25,496 We shot the theatre scenes in "Fanny and Alexander" in this studio. 301 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,664 Wow. 302 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,201 So, what was he like to work with? 303 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,971 Well I have to say, he was a bit tired. 304 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,274 You know, this was his last film so, 305 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,543 he left a lot of decisions to me, actually. 306 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,812 He did? Yeah. 307 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,714 You know, I love "Fanny and Alexander". 308 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,149 I love the juxtaposition of darkness and light. 309 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,885 Thank you, Jason. 310 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,654 It was much darker at first. It was? 311 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,090 Yeah. Then I said to him, "bergie! 312 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,192 "You got to stop that depressing crap. 313 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,461 You're a funny guy, make them laugh for once." 314 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,397 Then he said, "but, bengt, I'm the prince of darkness." 315 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,833 I told him, "no, you're not. 316 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:05,670 I'm the master blender of dark and light." 317 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,439 And then he changed the script. Really? 318 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,708 Okay, I think they need you back on set now. 319 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,645 No, they called me, the shoot is cancelled today, so no hurry. 320 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:14,712 Yeah, but then they called me 321 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,281 and they said the shoot is back on, so. 322 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,415 And when was that? 323 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,217 After they called you. Don't think so. 324 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,019 Anyway, where were we? 325 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,420 You were telling me how... 326 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,755 I'm sorry, I just need to talk to him for one second. 327 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,923 I'm sorry, Jason. 328 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,359 Okay, you have to leave now. 329 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,827 He's getting suspicious. No way. 330 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,095 Are you kidding? 331 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,330 You told him you practically directed the movie, 332 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,831 you don't think he's getting suspicious? 333 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,333 I didn't say I directed it. 334 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,669 I was very clear I was just an assistant director. 335 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:39,904 Although in reality I think a little lot more than that. 336 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,006 Oh my god, now you're starting to believe your own lies. 337 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,741 It's called method acting, Bruce. 338 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,842 All the great ones do it. 339 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,678 Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Van damme. 340 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,613 Okay, you have to leave now. 341 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,814 Remember who you're talking to. 342 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,049 I know exactly who I'm talking to. 343 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,150 It's uncle bengt! 344 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,985 Assistant director to ingmar bergman. 345 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,087 I demand you to treat me with respect! 346 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,856 You're not an assistant director, you've never... You're nothing. 347 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,125 This is ridiculous. 348 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,460 What's going on here? 349 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,397 Okay... 350 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,599 You know what, I'm going to have to come clean. 351 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,168 Listen... No! 352 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,369 You listen. 353 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,005 This man worked for ingmar bergman, 354 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:17,108 one of the greatest filmmakers of all time. 355 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,610 You better start showing him a little respect. 356 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,715 Okay. 357 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,650 You're right, I was out of line. 358 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,684 I'm sorry. 359 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,953 Well, nobody's perfect. 360 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,521 Osgood fielding, 361 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,757 "some like it hot", director? 362 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,992 Billy Wilder. 363 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,995 Yeah. Just go and get us some coffee. 364 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:42,667 Okay, coffee coming right up. 365 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,402 Did I hear "sir"? 366 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,337 Hey, don't push it... 367 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,339 S-sir. 368 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:52,143 Uh... 369 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,706 Gustaf's crib, yo. 370 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,643 Oh. Gustaf. Hi, it's Nancy. 371 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,211 Hi. Hi. 372 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,847 Is, uh, is Bruce there? I'd like to talk to Bruce. 373 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,249 Yeah, he lives here too but he's not at home. 374 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,651 They're really busy right now. 375 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,454 Oh, well I guess so, 376 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:13,624 because I keep trying to call him and he's never home. 377 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,693 It's the wedding and everything, you know? 378 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,830 Right, the wedding. Whose wedding? 379 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,265 Their wedding, Bruce and Emma's. 380 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,000 Say again? Their wedding. 381 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,902 Wedding, Bruce and Emma's. 382 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,705 Bruce and Emma? Yeah. 383 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,073 They're getting married? 384 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,008 Yeah, they haven't told you? 385 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,910 No, we haven't heard a thing. 386 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,645 Wow, that's crazy. 387 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,914 It's almost like they're trying to keep it a secret from you. 388 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,649 Are they mad at you or something? 389 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,419 Well, gosh darn it! Wayne! 390 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,820 They're getting married! 391 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:46,290 Hello? Bruce mom? 392 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,692 Bruce mom, I have to ask you. 393 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,628 Is... is marijuana legal where you live? 394 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,344 Honey, I'm home. 395 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,912 Hello. 396 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,348 Hey. Wow, look at this. Yeah. 397 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,350 Look at you. 398 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,818 We're celebrating something? 399 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,119 Well nothing special, 400 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,955 just that I have the best boyfriend in the world 401 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:27,425 and that I will be on the board of directors some day. 402 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,327 Wow! Great. 403 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,361 And I'm still the guy. 404 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,929 No way! Way. 405 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:35,233 And right now, the guy just wants to have dinner with his girl, 406 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,300 please. 407 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,903 Ohh, god! 408 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,505 I must have slept for like, five, hours. 409 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,707 What's for dinner? 410 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,509 Um, I actually planned candle light dinner. 411 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,544 Great. 412 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,813 For the two of us. 413 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,582 Why? Is Bruce going somewhere? 414 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,017 For me and Bruce, 415 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,253 so you have to go away for a couple of hours. 416 00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:59,757 This is so unfair. 417 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,727 You don't appreciate all the stuff I do for you. 418 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,496 Like... what? 419 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,897 Like... 420 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,966 Like today, your mom called 421 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,534 and I told her that you're getting married 422 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,504 and she was really upset because she hasn't heard from you 423 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,538 and I tried to console her. 424 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,940 No, no, no, no, oh god no. 425 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,042 That... that is so bad. 426 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,944 Do I hear a thank you? 427 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,581 No, I got to call my mother. 428 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,483 So... 429 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,184 Does this mean I can have dinner? 430 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:38,896 You're getting married. 431 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:39,930 Mm-hm. 432 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,499 Without telling me or your dad. 433 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,733 Mm-hm. 434 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,969 I mean, what kind of a crazy person are you? 435 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,537 What have we done? Ja. 436 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,272 What have we done to deserve this? 437 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,674 Just tell me why... Ja. 438 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,742 You think so little of me and daddy. 439 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,045 What were you doing that was so important 440 00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:56,113 that you didn't have time... 441 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,515 Jo. ...To call your mother. 442 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,750 And tell her that you were getting married. 443 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,185 Shooo. 444 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,687 Wait a minute, I think the line is breaking up. 445 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,823 I'm hearing like a strange shushing sound. 446 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,258 Shooo. 447 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,126 Is that... Can you hear that? Shooo. 448 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,494 It's all I'm hearing now. 449 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:11,929 Can you hear that sound? Shooo. 450 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,864 Is there water rushing in? 451 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,867 It sounds like a water rushing in sound, Bruce. Shooo. 452 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,869 Bruce, are you okay? Ja. 453 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,872 ♪ We're not living in America 31841

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