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No. No, no, no.
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Wait, Anne, yeah, can you just,
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can you just give me a minute?
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Yeah, this is Wednesday,
so I'm at, uh...
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Dad? Dad, it's Jeff.
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Yeah, can you just, can you just
give me a minute? Yeah, yeah.
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Why isn't he fucking answering?
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Dad, it's Jeff.
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Anne, Anne, we shouldn't just
throw away our marriage.
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Unless you've found
someone else.
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You haven't, have you?
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No, no, I just want it
to work out with us.
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Yeah, well, I gave you space.
I moved out, didn't I?
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Dad?
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Yeah. Yes, Anne,
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I got the...
the couples' therapist,
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and if that doesn't reset
the marriage, then fine,
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I'll-I'll relent.
We can look into arbitration.
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Dad? Come on,
it's White Hot night.
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Because I... because I... Anne.
Can you just, can you listen?
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Can you just... For a minute?
Like I said before,
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it's just not the right time.
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I-I can't afford
to go down the... Dad?
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I can't afford to go down
the divorce attorney route.
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Fuck. I got to...
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Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Yes, it's my father.
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Uh, in his... room.
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He's, um...
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he's shot himself.
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Otis. My father's name
is Otis Storck.
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Professor Jeff Storck?
I need you to know that
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such circumstances
are always investigated,
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but we all know
what this is.
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Does this
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belong to your father?
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Is it registered to him?
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Look, Mr. Storck,
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I know this
is certainly upsetting...
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...be on our way
if you can tell me
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if this is your father's gun.No.
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No way. It's not.
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I don't know where it came from,
but he-he hates guns.
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My father is...
he's a lifelong hippie.
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Take this to the lab.
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Yes, sir.
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Was your father sick?
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Alzheimer's?
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I realize you have a job to do
and whatever,
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but can we do it later, maybe?
I mean, my father just
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basically shot himself in front of me.
No.
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It would've been
last night some time.
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I said "basically," didn't I?
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Basically means basically,
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not absolutely.
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Basically.
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He left a note.
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Fuck sake.I am permitted
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to read it to you,
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if that's what you want.Can't you just... Can I...
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Can't I just read it?
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Here sits Professor
Jeffery Mingus Storck,
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a man who holds a doctorate
in anthropology,
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but possesses little
true knowledge of himself.
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Today, Professor Storck
is surrounded
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by the many familiar artifacts
that shaped his father's life,
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and the one unknown object
that ended it.
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As a scientist,
he's about to embark
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on his darkest
research project yet.
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His conclusion will lie
somewhere between
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the barrel of a gun
and the outer regions
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of The Twilight Zone.
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You're traveling
through another dimension,
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a dimension not only of
sight and sound but of mind.
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It is the middle ground
between light and shadow,
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between science
and superstition.
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And it lies between
the pit of one's fears
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and the summit
of one's knowledge.
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You are now traveling through
a dimension of imagination.
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You've just crossed over
into The Twilight Zone.
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My dad fell in love
with Lake Cayuga
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back when he played
the Watkins Glen festival
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one lake over
in 1973.
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He jammed with the Grateful Dead
during their sound check
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the day before they went on.
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He led a pretty interesting
life, all told.
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Skipped up to Canada with
Neil Young and Crazy Horse
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when he was evading
the Vietnam draft.
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My father played Cuba in '69,
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that Havana Jam thing
with Billy Joel
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and Stephen Stills.
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Met my mother
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on the march to Montgomery.
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♪ To want your lips...
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Dragged us the whole way here
from Ireland.
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Never looked back.
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Never got divorced.
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Never went bankrupt.
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Never went unloved.
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Did it not turn out
as he wanted?
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I...
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Who did you love more than me?
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♪ Whenever I'm feelin' lonely
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♪ Whenever I'm feelin' blue
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♪ What is it that takes
my mind away ♪
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♪ What is it that
pulls me through? ♪
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♪ Thoughts of you
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♪ When my world
no longer surrounds me ♪
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♪ When the spirit's
broken in two ♪
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♪ That's when I need you
to hide ♪
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♪ Behind...
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Okay...
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Fuck...
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What the fuck is that?
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Good morning, Jeff.Yo, Jeff,
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All good.
How about you, Jeff?
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See you tonight
at Jeff's dorm, right?
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Oh, my God, Jeff
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is a total Jeff.Such a Jeff.
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Jeff!
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Hey, Jeff.
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That's a good boy.
That's a boy.
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Fuck...
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♪
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Get out of my house!
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It's me! It's me! It's me!
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Anne, it's me.
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I'm just getting my mail.Jesus.
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You scared the shit
out of me.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
I just wanted...
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Jesus, Jeff.
Oh, fuck.
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Do you know how to,
do you know how to do
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the-the safety thing?Just... you point it.
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I-I don't remember.
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Why-why have you even got that?
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I live alone now,
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and there were two home invasions.
What?
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A couple
of streets over.
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Oh, um, this came
for you, too.
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The police delivered it
earlier this evening.
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Must be my dad's gun.
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It's probably worth something.
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Yeah, I'm not
gonna make money off
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my dad's suicide, Anne.
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You're gonna need
the money, Jeff.
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Friends have told me that
I should get an attorney
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to protect both of us.
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Oh...
So...
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that's what I did.
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He'll contact you.
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We talked about this, didn't we?
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I've been trying to tell you.
A lot.
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The thing is, Jeff...You said you were okay with us
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going to couple's therapy, so...It's that...
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I-I...
What the fuck?
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I have fallen in love
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with another man...
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named Jeff.
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♪ Oh, wait, oh
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♪ Wait
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♪ Don't walk out on me
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♪ I should've told you
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♪ Right from the start
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♪ I'm not free...
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♪...my heart
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♪ I can give nothing but love
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♪ Why should I lie?
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♪ But, darling,
that's yours... ♪
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Oh, shit.
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♪ Please let me love you
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♪ That's all I ask
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♪ Don't think of the future
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♪ Forget the past
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♪ Let's live just for now
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♪ Pretend all...
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Am I "him"?
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Or am I "you"?
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The gun superstore dot com.
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Yeah, hey, I'm-I'm looking
to get rid of a gun.
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You got the paperwork?
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Uh, look-look, I-I don't know
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anything about guns.
It seems old.
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How about the serial number?Um...
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It's on the grip.Oh.
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Yeah. 1015-59.
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Okay...
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Oh, hey, any chance there's
a Blue Scorpion on the handle?
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Yeah. There very much is.
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Holy shit! I thought
the Blue Scorpion was a myth.
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Dates back to 1952.
It's from Cuba.
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Che Guevara was looking
for that gun.
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It was made by this guy,
Eulogio Cienfuegos.
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The legend is,
you don't find it, it finds you.
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We can get you, like, $25,000 to
$50,000 for the Blue Scorpion.
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Okay. I mean, whatever.
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I just want to get the
bloody thing out of my life.
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So, if you... Fucking shit!
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Oh, my God! Are you all right?What the...?
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Are you there, brother?
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Hey...
Shit.
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...are you okay?
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Oh... Yeah.
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I'm all right, I'm okay,
I'm all right. Fuck.
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Jesus Christ, was there
a round in the chamber?
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I don't know.
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Okay.
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Send me all your information
and a picture
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of the gun.
I'll take care of everything.
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Once it's sold, and if you
don't have a license,
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you'll have to ship it
by carrier.Yeah.
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But if you do, don't forget
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to punch a small hole
in the box so some light
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can get in. Legend is,
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the Blue Scorpion's
afraid of the dark.
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Where do I send my information?
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To me, Bob Jeff,
at the gun superstore dot com.
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P.O. Box 5252...Hold on.
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...Earlysville, Virginia 22901.Did you just say "Jeff"?
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I-I'm sorry,
could you remind me...
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Your research project is?
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"Animism in contemporary China."
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This-this research
project is...
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Sorry, excuse me.
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This...
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This research project
is-is really messing
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with my head,
Dr. Storck. Um...
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You know how animism
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is, like...
Yeah.
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...the belief that
there's a-a spirit in,
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in every single thing,
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and-and even inanimate
objects have a soul?
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Yeah, I know what it is, Grace.
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Well, it's, like,
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nothing talks to me
or anything like that, but
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I-I can't help feel
that all my stuff...
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my shoes,
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toothbrush, hats...
are all, like,
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friends.
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Do you ever have that?
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No.
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And you shouldn't either.
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That's, um,
I think what you're
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experiencing
is anthropomorphism,
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attributing human properties
to inanimate objects,
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which is different from animism,
which is a religious belief,
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as I'm sure you know.
I wouldn't worry.
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It's dri...
It's driving me crazy.
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It's a little late in the term
to be changing subjects.
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What the... F...
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Okay, sir, when I leave my dorm,
nothing can be, like,
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left by itself. Like, if
my boots are over by the bed
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and my gym shoes
are in the closet,
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I-I feel like they're...
I don't know... lonely.
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And I-I have to make sure that
everything is grouped together
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or I feel bad that they
might be afraid of the dark,
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so I leave
the light on.
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I-I go back to my dorm...
260
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,774
It's just because
of this stupid project.
261
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,515
It's the project,
and I'm sorry, but I can't...
262
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,127
I-I need to change the subject.
Okay.
263
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,347
Thank you so much.
My shoes thank you, too.
264
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,697
Jeff Storck?
265
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,786
Oh, I'm sorry. I need
to prepare for a lecture.
266
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,963
I'm Anne's attorney.
267
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,275
Fuck off.
Your name is Jeff, too?
268
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:15,017
That's great, though, Jeff.
269
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,498
We can begin negotiations
from a point of commonality.
270
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,109
Can you just ease off?
271
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,981
Can you just...
Please, please.
272
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,896
This isn't, this isn't
a good time for me. I, um,
273
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,248
my father just passed away,
and he didn't do a will,
274
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,294
so the whole estate
is fucked up, you know?
275
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,948
Maybe we can do this
another day?
276
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,691
Yeah, sure. If any of that
estate is left to you, uh,
277
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,041
be advised that half of it
now belongs to Anne.
278
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,000
So if you need
any help at all...
279
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:45,004
I can make all of your
troubles go away.
280
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,573
You have my card.
281
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,636
Hey, J...
282
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,290
Hey, Jeff. It's Bob Jeff.Just fucking stop!
283
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,727
When I think the time is right
to get rid of the fucking thing,
284
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,685
you'll be the first one
to know it, do you understand?
285
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,557
There's only been seven owners
of the Blue Scorpion,
286
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,602
including you.
I have people lining up
287
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,214
willing to lay down $100,000
for this gun.
288
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:24,217
If we sell this thing,
all our dreams will come true.
289
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,262
Now, of course,
don't forget my cut.
290
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:29,657
♪ One pill makes you larger
291
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:34,053
♪ And one pill makes you small
292
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:38,318
♪ And the ones
that Mother gives you ♪
293
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:42,844
♪ Don't do anything at all
294
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:46,500
♪ Go ask Alice
295
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:49,807
♪ When she's ten feet tall
296
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,551
♪ And if you go
297
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,597
♪ Chasing rabbits
298
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,816
♪ And you know you're
299
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,515
♪ Going to fall
300
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:05,693
♪ Tell 'em a hookah-smoking
caterpillar ♪
301
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:10,393
♪ Has given you the call
302
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,962
♪ Call Alice
303
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,835
♪ When she was just small
304
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,315
♪ The chessboard
305
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:23,667
♪ Get up and tell you
where to go ♪
306
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:28,150
♪ And you've just had
some kind of mushroom ♪
307
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:32,676
♪ And your mind is moving low
308
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,637
♪ Go ask Alice
309
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,292
♪ I think she'll know
310
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:46,168
♪ When logic and proportion
311
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:50,433
♪ Have fallen sloppy dead
312
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:54,916
♪ And the White Knight
is talking backwards ♪
313
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:59,573
♪ And the Red Queen's
off with her head ♪
314
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,837
♪ Remember
315
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:07,798
♪ What the Dormouse said
316
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:10,061
♪ Feed your head
317
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:15,241
♪ Feed your head.
318
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,108
Dad?
319
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,222
Fuck.
320
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,923
Oh, man, I'm so fucking high.
321
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,712
Eulogio Cienfuegos.
322
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,715
Yeah, okay.
You're not really here.
323
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,108
You're not... You're not there.
324
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,850
You're... You're
a hallucination.
325
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,896
That name...
I heard that name
326
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,377
from the gun dealer guy.
327
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,900
Mr. Storck,
328
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:53,034
the pistol wants to help
end your troubles.
329
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:57,647
The Blue Scorpion loves you
more than anyone.
330
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,868
It only asks
one thing in return:
331
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:05,089
Light.
332
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:08,049
It is afraid of the dark.
333
00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:29,766
Sorry.
334
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,908
Hello. Good afternoon.
335
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:43,911
I'd, uh...
I'd like to
336
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:46,653
I don't have a lot of experience
337
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:48,089
with this.
338
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:49,351
You need to rent a gun?
339
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:52,485
No. No, I have one.
340
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,488
Hello.Can I see the gun in order
to determine if it's safe
341
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,054
to fire in the range?
342
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:58,926
Yeah.
343
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,980
No. No, please,
don't, sorry.
344
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,721
Just don't... don't.
345
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,157
Have you ever fired
this gun before?
346
00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:14,594
No. No, I haven't.
347
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,247
And I only need
to shoot it once.
348
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,206
So...
Why?
349
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,730
Why? Uh... because then
I'm gonna sell it.
350
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:21,818
Why don't you
just sell it?
351
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:22,863
Why do you have
to fire it first?
352
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:28,651
Um... you know, it...
353
00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:32,525
...it's not so much about
the shooting of the gun.
354
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:34,570
It's more that the shooting
of the gun
355
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:36,398
will destroy a bullet.
356
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:37,530
A certain bullet.
357
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,009
No, but...
358
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:40,794
trust me, I'll be
359
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:43,753
much better
once I get rid of this.
360
00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:50,978
Okay, it's...it's just a bullet.
361
00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:52,719
Ever since I'm come
in possession of this gun,
362
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,242
weird things occur. Like,
363
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:57,985
I keep bumping into different
types of people named Jeff!
364
00:22:58,028 --> 00:23:00,074
And I understand that
it's not an uncommon name,
365
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:03,077
but to meet a different person
named Jeff
366
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,253
nearly every single day,
it's not right.
367
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,689
It's weird, it's weird, right?
368
00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:09,866
His name's Jeff.
369
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,477
Fff...
370
00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:06,923
♪
371
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,013
Ow!
372
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:44,455
You'd never hurt me.
373
00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,245
Excuse me.
374
00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:52,725
Just give me one second,
please.
375
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,770
♪
376
00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:23,843
♪
377
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:27,194
Shit.
378
00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:41,991
Okay, who's first?
379
00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,073
Thank you.
380
00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:22,553
You're welcome.
381
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,473
What?
382
00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,345
You know...
383
00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:33,390
You sure you want to go over
these settlement terms
384
00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:34,827
without any representation?
385
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:39,614
They can become, uh...
quite uncomfortable.
386
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,877
Oh, I'm comfortable. Yeah.
387
00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:45,359
I'm... I'm at peace, Jeff.
I'm... tranquil.
388
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,709
Because you see,
389
00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:50,451
I also have a friend
390
00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,409
who's gonna help me.
391
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:55,586
He's gonna make
392
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,110
all of my troubles...
393
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,068
disappear.
394
00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:05,945
So should we get
started, Jeff?
395
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:07,555
I've been looking forward
to this.
396
00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,078
Why don't we break down
the assets?
397
00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,341
the house.Yeah.
398
00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:13,866
...Item 38.
Fender electric bass.
399
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:15,128
No! No!
400
00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:17,086
You don't get
to take my dad's
401
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,871
bass! Are you fuck...
402
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:20,481
How can you even try?
403
00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,744
We're
not "taking" it.
404
00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:24,964
New York is
an equitable distribution state.
405
00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:27,053
It's unfair that you prevent
such a valuable item
406
00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:30,143
from liquidation
for sentimental causes.I love you.
407
00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:31,884
I do.
I love you.
408
00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:33,450
I love you more
than anyone. I do.
409
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,452
Jeff...I still do.
410
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,716
How can you try
to take that from me?
411
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,718
I...Well, bass guitars played
at both Monterey Pop
412
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,023
and Watkins Glen
are very rare...
413
00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:42,416
Can you shut the fuck up, Jeff?
414
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:43,634
Could you do
that for me?
415
00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:44,984
This ain't about you.That language,
416
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,594
sir, is inappropriate
at this negotiation.
417
00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:48,552
The languageis inappropriate.
418
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:50,119
Okay, you know
what, Jeff?
419
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,251
I never even wanted
the bass.
420
00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:52,687
I just need a break.
421
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,950
You want me
to show you something
422
00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:56,647
that I know you will find
inappropriate, Jeff?Can I have security in here?
423
00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:57,561
What the fuck is this?
424
00:28:57,605 --> 00:28:59,041
Taking a break.Get off me!
425
00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:00,434
Let go of me!
426
00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,175
We're just taking a break.
427
00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:05,482
Get the fuck off me!
Get off me!
428
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:09,182
Just let me get out of here.
Okay? Can I, can I do that?
429
00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:10,923
Can I... Have it all, Anne!
430
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:12,663
Just fucking
have it all!
431
00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:14,230
Just take everything!
432
00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:15,797
Except the Blue Scorpion.
433
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,756
You can have it all
and shove it up your arse!
434
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,105
Escort him out.
435
00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:21,020
Okay, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
436
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:23,805
Before anyone gets hurt.
437
00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:27,026
Just go, go, go, go, go.
438
00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:35,904
I love himmore
than I ever loved you.
439
00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:51,790
♪ Were the tears in your eyes
meant for me ♪
440
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:53,617
♪ Or the man you had
waiting at home? ♪
441
00:29:58,927 --> 00:30:01,625
♪ I didn't mean to smile
442
00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,976
♪ I didn't mean to laugh...
443
00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,586
Yeah?
444
00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:07,675
Jeff, it's Bob. Bob Jeff here.
445
00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:09,590
Hey, I'm really sorry, I hope
it's not too late to be calling,
446
00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:11,070
but I just got off the phone.Too late, Bob.
447
00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:12,549
Listen, no one will love
448
00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,377
the Blue Scorpion more than me.Way too late.
449
00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:17,076
I have no interest in selling
the Blue Scorpion.
450
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,295
Mr. Storck, I will see
this thing through.So stop calling me.
451
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:22,733
I'll be sure you get
top dollar for it.Never call me again, understand?
452
00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:25,736
Sir, I'm begging you,
please don't hang up.Because I will never sell him.
453
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,043
Please, just let me finish
what I have to say. Jeff?
454
00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:29,697
Jeff, you sound real busy.
455
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:30,916
I'll check with you tomorrow.
456
00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:37,400
♪ My friend...
457
00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:24,795
♪
458
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:35,371
You got to ask yourself:
459
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:40,855
did it take six shots
or only five?
460
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:55,147
You think you love her.
461
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:57,801
But you'll never know real love.
462
00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:24,480
♪
463
00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:50,767
Shit! No... what?
464
00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:57,818
No... fuck!
465
00:33:57,861 --> 00:34:00,429
No, no, no! No!
466
00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:05,608
Shit!
467
00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:06,914
Stop!
468
00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:17,664
Fuck!
469
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:18,578
No! Oh!
470
00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:09,977
Drop the gun!
471
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,457
I said drop
the fucking gun now!
472
00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,635
On the ground!
Face on the ground!
473
00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:16,853
Get down now!
474
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,858
Hands where I can see them!
475
00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:30,606
This guy's 10-100.
476
00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,478
He matches the description
of the suspect
477
00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:34,219
who's been invading homes
in the area.
478
00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:37,265
Any ID?
479
00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:38,484
Barrett.
480
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:40,529
Barrett's
the last name.
481
00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:46,056
And his first name is Jeff?
482
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:48,146
Yeah. Why, you know him?
483
00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:59,069
You want to tell me
what happened here?
484
00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:20,700
♪ It's a long time...
485
00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:22,571
I want you to know
that Anne greatly appreciates
486
00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:25,313
what you did to protect her
and Jeff that night.
487
00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:27,359
All the concessions are her way
488
00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:30,188
of showing
her gratitude.
489
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:33,147
♪ How can I face another day?
490
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:41,155
♪ There's nothing romantic
about my love affair ♪
491
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:46,682
♪ But how long
can it stay this way? ♪
492
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:51,252
And so, Jeff, representing
the regents of this university,
493
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:53,472
we would be honored
if you would accept the chair
494
00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:56,736
of the department
of anthropology.
495
00:36:56,779 --> 00:37:00,261
♪ The dirty clothes
have disappeared... ♪
496
00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:05,092
I'm looking for Jeffery Storck.
497
00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:08,051
Yeah, that's me.
498
00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:25,939
♪
499
00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:57,710
My dad says fish come
closer in the morning.
500
00:37:57,753 --> 00:37:59,886
Yeah, but he also says
Limp Bizkit
501
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,541
is better than Kendrick Lamar.
502
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:05,239
I don't know, old people
say weird shit like that.
503
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,287
All right.
504
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,467
All right.
505
00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:21,560
No way!
506
00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:23,605
Look what I found!
507
00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,477
Oh, my God.
508
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,914
Look!
509
00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:41,928
Check out the name
on this bullet.
510
00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:44,974
It's my name. Kyle.
511
00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:49,022
Huh. Whatever.
512
00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:51,459
Let's load it?
513
00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:55,811
Oh.
That actually worked.
514
00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:58,074
Oh.
Like so... Hold this.
515
00:38:58,118 --> 00:39:00,468
And then,
I think...
516
00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:03,384
Look at this.
517
00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:05,343
Hey, man.
518
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,693
Anything you say and do
519
00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:10,609
will be used to you
in a court of law.
520
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:15,048
Oh. Pass.
That's so cool.
521
00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,702
Human beings have a funny way
522
00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:18,878
of treating things like people.
523
00:39:18,921 --> 00:39:22,142
But today, they'll learn
that as long as objects
524
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are valued more than lives...
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tragedy will forever
be manufactured here
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in The Twilight Zone.
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