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Original subtitles
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Don't worry, people. It's 100% beef.
I'm lying.
Nothing's gonna get in the way of me eating this hot dog.
What am I, pulled pork?
What... What?
I've been pig-napped.
Ah, so glad you could make it to my pig roast, Spider-Ham.
Prepare to be honey "glasered."
Do you have any last words?
Why, yes, I do.
- You won't get away with this! - Oh, yes, I will.
- Oh, no, you won't. - Oh, yes, I will.
- Oh, no, you won't. - Oh, yes, I will.
Oh, no, you won't. Oh, yes, I will.
- Oh, no, you won't. - Oh, yes, I will.
- Oh, no, you won't. - Oh, yes, I will.
- Oh, no, you won't. - Oh, yes, I will.
And if you'll excuse me, I've got a hot dog to eat.
No one tricks me, not I, the intellectual genius, Dr Craw-daddy.
Weird name. I wonder if it could use a little work.
Really?
I tango with guys like Annihil-ape, Goose Cannon, The Majestic Cara-boom,
Cyber Billy Goat, Rene-gator, Baked Clam-urai, Tortoise Bombshell,
Tele-canary, WM-bees, Nuclear Boar-head, guys like that.
You wanna run with the big hogs, you gotta nail that pun or you're done.
Now let's see here.
The Craw-ster, Scare-craw, Craw Maga, that's pretty good.
Uh, I think I like the first one better.
- I don't know. - I got it!
How about Dr Crawfish, Attorney-at-Craw?
It was just a first pass.
- Enough hogwash! - Now you're getting it.
Hold it!
Am I crazy, or is this the same room we were just in?
Yeah, we ran out of money,
so I just figured we'd have every room look the same.
Well, you mess with the Ham, you get the hammer.
Now, that hot dog must be getting cold.
What is that? What is that!
I demand full-screen treatment.
Hey, I'm standing here!
Didn't you tell your experiments that it's rude to point, Dr Ding-Dong?
Hey, guys. Calibrate your screen every now and then.
My outlines. My outlines.
My outlines!
Okay. Nobody look.
That's better.
Boy, that was weird.
What? A portal to another movie's timeline?
I hope I haven't missed the first 62 minutes!
All I wanted was a hot dog!
Oh, come on.