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Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Itfriend.ORG
www.Addic7ed.com
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All right. Here we go.
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Whoo.
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Okay, Benson.
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Let's do this thing.
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Just a sec.
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Wow.
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Whoo.
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Yeah.
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I'm getting bored.
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Sit down, boy.
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- Okay. You ready?
- Ready.
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- You ready?
- Call it.
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And go!
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Come on. Come on. Come on.
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- How long?
- 3.2 seconds.
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Yeah!
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That's the longest it's
ever taken you to beat me.
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Whoo!
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Congratulations.
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Dude.
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- Hey, Brad.
- Hey, man.
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Hey, Brad. How's it going?
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Good to see you.
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So how you liking ridgeway?
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Good. Pretty cool so far.
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- Nice.
- Awesome.
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Nice.
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So how are things workin'
out with cort on iCarly?
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Oh. We had to fire cort.
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Yeah.
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Why? What happened?
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Oh, he just turned out
to be... not the best.
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He was dangerously stupid.
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Seriously stupid.
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Well, hey, if you're still lookin'
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for some help with iCarly,
I'd be happy to...
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You'd still wanna be our intern?
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Really? I'd love it.
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- Awesome.
- Done.
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You're in.
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And you still make Fudge, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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I love making Fudge for people.
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In fact...
♪ Fudge ♪
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oh. What? Look at that.
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... Look at that.
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Okay.
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Dibs right there.
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That one's mine.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, you gotta make a load of
this stuff for the lock-in.
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Big load.
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Oh, yeah.
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What's a lock-in?
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Oh, every year at ridgeway,
they have this thing
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where the students spend a
whole Saturday night in school
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and we all finish our semester projects.
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Everyone pulls an all-nighter.
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Sounds cool.
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Yeah, it's kinda fun.
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Yeah, it's fun, unless you
happen to fall asleep
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and Sam draws something on your forehead.
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What did she draw on your...
you don't need to know.
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Would you forget about that already?
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I can't.
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You took pictures that'll
live on the Internet forever.
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It wasn't that bad.
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Not that bad?
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Read the comments!
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It was a pretty accurate drawing.
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
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♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ somehow the world ♪
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♪ will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow ♪
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♪ we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you ♪
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♪ just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up the members ♪
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♪ of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance ♪
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♪ unless you take one ♪
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♪ and the time to see ♪
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♪ the brighter side ♪
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♪ of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give me your best ♪
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♪ and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ (leave it all to me) ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ just leave it all to me ♪
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- Look at us.
- Now, back at Gibby.
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- Now, back at us.
- Now, back at Gibby.
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His hands are full of tuna fish salad.
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- Now, look down.
- Back up.
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- Look out your window.
- Think about cheese.
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Stop thinking about cheese.
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Your Web show isn't as
good as this Web show.
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But your Web show can
smell like this Web show.
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If you have a Gibby...
Holding a large blob of tuna fish salad.
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I'm on a cow.
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- Now, before we go...
- How about a hand for our newest addition
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to iCarly... A guy who helps us out for free...
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And makes top notch Fudge.
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Say hello to iCarly's new intern...
Brad.
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Brad. Brad. Brad. Brad.
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Brad... like Brad, Brad.
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Brad, Brad, Brad.
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And so ends another edition of iCarly.
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I think we all learned a
little something tonight.
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No, we didn't.
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Oh, that's right, we learned nothing.
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We wasted your time.
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- Bye.
- Later.
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- Peace.
- Nuggets.
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Kiss a hamster.
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Don't pet the sweaty stuff.
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Botswana.
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Botswana.
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Botswana.
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Bots-bots-botswana.
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And we are clear.
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Yeah.
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Whoo.
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Good show, guys.
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I like the little improvy thing.
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- Thanks.
- So, did I do okay?
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Yeah, you were great.
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Oh, yeah.
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You, sir, are an excellent assistant.
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And Sam doesn't give out
a lot of compliments.
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Usually, it's insults followed by beatings.
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Well, I'm psyched to be
working with you guys.
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Hey, can I get the recipe
for this tuna salad ball?
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Absolutely.
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Good. I love this.
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Hey, we should probably
head back over to my place.
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Get some more work done on our project.
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Sure. Let me grab my stuff.
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All right.
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What's your project?
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We're making an app for the pearpad.
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Moodface, right?
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Uh-huh.
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You just stare at the pearpad's
camera for five seconds
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and it'll tell you what your mood is.
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Really?
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That's so cool.
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Did you use chopped celery in this?
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Red onion.
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Clever.
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Hey, can I work with you
guys on your project?
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You're asking if you can help us?
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Yeah.
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With a school project?
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I think it sounds really interesting.
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Feels like Sam.
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Smells like Sam.
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Can I help with the project or what?
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Sure. You can help.
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I'll bring the Fudge.
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I'll bring my mouth.
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- Hey.
- Hey, kiddo.
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You wanna grab some dinner tonight?
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I thought you were hanging out with Sam?
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I was supposed to, but
she's going to see a movie
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with Freddie and Brad.
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Sam wants to hang out with them?
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I know. Weird, right?
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Yeah.
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What's that for?
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Ah, the fire department sent us
a letter saying we've reached
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our maximum number of calls for
the year, so I bought this.
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- Nice.
- Yeah.
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And I just fixed the nozzle
to make it extra powerful.
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I'm gonna mount it on the wall over there.
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Seems like a good place to mount it.
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Thanks.
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Hey, so you know about
this lock-in thing
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on Saturday night at ridgeway?
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We're all gonna try to
finish our school projects.
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Na-huh.
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Well, Gibby and I are doing a
kinda psychological experiment.
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Will you be our test subject?
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Hmm, I don't know.
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Saturday nights, I usually watch
cops with socko's grandmother,
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and I really... come on.
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M'kay.
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Cool.
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Now, I need to show you how this works
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in case there's ever a
fire and I'm not home.
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All right. Show me.
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All right.
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See that paper cup right there?
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I see the cup.
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Imagine I'm not home and
that cup is on fire.
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You don't just go, "oh,
I'm young girl at home
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"and there's a fire.
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Ahhhh. Now, what do I do?"
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Nope.
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You just pull this thingy,
point the nozzle suchly
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and calmly squeeze this metal trigger!
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Oh my God.
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Cup on fire!
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A cup on fire!
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Now, what do we do?!
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What do we do?!
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Aaah!
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And then you just put the extinguisher
back in its wall bracket.
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Attention, students.
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This is principal Franklin.
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It's now 9 P.M.
, and all exterior school doors
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have been locked.
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If you get hungry during the
night, you'll find a food cart
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in the main hallway.
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I wish you all good luck
with your school projects.
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Oh, warning: If you fall asleep,
the school is not responsible
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for anything that Sam puckett
might draw on your foreheads.
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Study hard and prosper.
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So this is...
A controlled sensory stimulus chamber.
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Whoa.
I have no idea what that means.
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It's a box.
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Get in it.
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Whoa. Wait. Whoa, whoa.
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I wanna know what's gonna
happen after I'm in there.
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Subject already being difficult.
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I'm not being difficult.
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I just wanna... hey, listen.
You go in there.
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We lock the door, and then we're
gonna test your reactions
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to different kinds of stimuli.
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Oh, stimuli. Oh.
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Okay. Go in there. Perfect.
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And locked.
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Give me the mic.
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Oh, and speaker on.
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Say that again?
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Why is there a mirror in here,
and why can't I see out?
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It's one-way glass.
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So you can't see anything I'm doing.
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We can see you.
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You can't see us.
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Oh right, right.
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Okay, we're gonna start with
various forms of stimulation.
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Just react as you normally would.
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Okay.
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Turn your mic off.
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Right.
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Okay, Gibby, let's start with
something only mildly irritating.
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Play radio dingo to the
speakers inside the chamber.
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Coming up.
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♪ Ye-ah ♪
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no, no, no, no, nope. No.
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Please turn this off.
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It's horrible.
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Turn it up.
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Increasing volume.
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Hey. It's too loud.
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Come on, guys. Turn it off.
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I don't like it.
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Kill his mic.
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Guys, come on. Turn that...
And music off.
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And music on.
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday ♪
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♪ it's your birthday ♪
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00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,810
♪ it's your birthday ♪
274
00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,880
okay, tap the faces button.
275
00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:24,410
Okay.
276
00:10:24,410 --> 00:10:30,550
Okay. Just let me sync
the emotions matrix.
277
00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:31,650
I'm back.
278
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,190
Hey, Sam.
279
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,760
Hey. Oh, I got your
camera... thank you.
280
00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:37,190
... Hard drive, cables,
and I brought you guys
281
00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:38,590
some chips and fresh guacamole.
282
00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:42,500
Wow, that's awesome.
283
00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:47,200
Wait.
284
00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:50,100
Why'd you do that?
285
00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:53,940
What'd you put in the guac?
286
00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:57,210
Something to make us sleep?
287
00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,850
No.
288
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:13,730
Then eat some.
289
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,200
Just a sec.
290
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,800
Okay, what's up with you?
291
00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:18,530
What do you mean?
292
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:24,870
You have been nice and helpful
and considerate all day.
293
00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:26,340
What's your game?
294
00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:29,740
No game.
295
00:11:29,810 --> 00:11:32,880
Why don't we get on with the project?
296
00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:33,710
Okay.
297
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,250
- Okay?
- Okay.
298
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,250
- Okay?
- Okay.
299
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:40,390
Okay.
300
00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:43,190
So, is this baby ready for testing?
301
00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:45,860
Yup. Just sit on that chair and
stare right into the pearpad.
302
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:50,030
I do like sittin' and starin'.
303
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,170
G0 4h34d 4nd r3cord.
304
00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:53,100
All right. Rolling.
305
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,100
Okay, this is Freddie Benson
proceeding with test number three
306
00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,200
of application moodface.
307
00:11:57,270 --> 00:11:58,940
Subject: Sam puckett.
308
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,980
All right, Sam, just stare
at the pearpad straight on
309
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,040
and keep your head still.
310
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:02,610
Yup.
311
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,060
Can I move now?
312
00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:25,770
Uh, yeah.
313
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,370
So what's her mood?
314
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:32,070
Uh, it's, uh, it's inconclusive.
315
00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:33,970
- No reading?
- It was working this morning.
316
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:39,910
Yeah. I'm gonna see if
Carly has any tissues.
317
00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:43,250
Okay, Spencer, we're moving
on to our next experiment.
318
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:47,250
- What is it?
- It's not that bad.
319
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,220
Then tell me what it is.
320
00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:53,930
Carly? Hey.
321
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,030
Fire up the stink hose.
322
00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:00,070
Releasing the stink.
323
00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:02,270
Hey. What is that stuff?
324
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:06,540
Oh, oh, it smells terrible.
325
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:09,040
Oh my God, that smells horrible.
326
00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:15,050
It smells like... Carly.
327
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,220
Oh, hey.
328
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,850
How's your moodface project going?
329
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,320
- Listen.
- What's wrong?
330
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:21,460
You know how we've been
wondering what's up with Sam?
331
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,020
Yeah.
332
00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:24,790
Why she's been wanting to hang
with me and Brad all the time?
333
00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:28,630
Why she's been so nice to me and Brad?
334
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:32,670
So what'd you find out?
335
00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:35,340
I just did an emotion test
on her with our new app.
336
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,040
And?
337
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:42,210
Her mood... in love?
With Brad?
338
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,450
Uh-huh.
339
00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:46,510
Hey, Carly, check this out.
340
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,350
I turned the stink up to 11.
341
00:13:58,390 --> 00:14:01,230
Sam's in love?
342
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,240
10:45 pm.
343
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:12,230
- Sam. Sam. Sam.
- Oh. Hey, Carls.
344
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,770
- Hey. Ham?
- Uh-huh.
345
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,910
- Extra ham?
- Uh-huh.
346
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:21,510
- So how's your project going?
- Good, I think.
347
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:25,010
But I'm not sure 'cause Benson freaked and ran out the door
a few minutes ago.
348
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:30,690
- Oh. And how's Brad?
- Brad's cool.
349
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:38,790
Hmm. Would you say very cool?
350
00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:40,300
What, what do you mean?
351
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,760
I know you love Brad.
352
00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:43,370
Admit you love him.
353
00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:46,000
I love ham. I'll admit that.
354
00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:51,870
You can't kiss and snuggle with ham.
355
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:54,410
Oh, oh, ham.
356
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,180
Sam.
357
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:56,710
Excuse me.
358
00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:59,350
I have to turn my back on you now.
359
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,080
Sam, I know you love Brad.
360
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,150
It's exciting.
361
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,050
Okay. Did you like fall
out of a tree or what?
362
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,020
You wanna know how I know
you're in love with Brad?
363
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,790
Sure. Please share.
364
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:14,500
When Freddie tested his moodface
app on you, it said "in love."
365
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,670
Who says his app really works?
366
00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:16,230
Well, does it?
367
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:16,670
No.
368
00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:17,330
Yes, it does.
369
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:21,570
You know it does. It works good.
370
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,740
I'm gonna go eat my ham in peace.
371
00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:24,640
You love the Brad.
372
00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:25,640
Boobity boobity boo.
373
00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,310
You can't bury your love in ham.
374
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:30,150
I can try.
375
00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:31,310
She admit it?
376
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,050
Denied.
377
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,350
I figured.
378
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:36,020
Eh, she's just a little
awkward about liking guys.
379
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,490
Oh, well.
380
00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:38,450
No, no, no. No.
381
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,220
No "oh, well."
382
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,490
We're gonna make this happen.
383
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,760
Why?
384
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,490
'Cause Brad's awesome.
385
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,000
It's the first time Sam's ever
liked a guy who's not disgusting,
386
00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:51,670
or heavily tattooed, or on parole.
387
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,840
But if Sam won't even
admit that she likes him,
388
00:15:53,900 --> 00:16:02,080
how are we gonna get him... you've
seen the animal channel... the...
389
00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:05,750
The horses?
390
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:12,090
When they want two horses
to, you know, date,
391
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:17,030
they put 'em in the same barn together.
392
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:20,660
Then they, like, turn the barn
lights down and... you know
393
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,400
what I'm talking about.
394
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:24,070
Why are you making me say it?
395
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,670
So we get Sam and Brad,
take 'em to a barn...
396
00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:29,110
Stop it. This is important.
397
00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:31,570
Help me do this for Sam.
398
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,940
All right.
399
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:34,510
But if she gets mad at me... hey.
400
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:38,550
Hey, Spencer puked a little bit.
401
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:39,280
Please.
402
00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:39,920
Please, just clean it up.
403
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:41,280
We have something really important to do.
404
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:42,620
Come on.
405
00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:43,620
Sure.
406
00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:45,760
Always make Gibby clean the vomit out
407
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:47,290
of the sensory stimulus chamber.
408
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,070
So how did you learn to make Fudge?
409
00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:58,870
Oh, my great grandma taught me.
410
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,800
She was a good woman, Brad.
411
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,970
She's still alive.
412
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:09,980
Even better.
413
00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:12,080
Hey, everyone.
414
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:17,750
I just saw a two-headed
frog out in the courtyard.
415
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:21,090
Two heads. On a frog.
416
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,230
Come on, I'll show you.
417
00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:28,000
Yes, follow Freddie. Go on.
418
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:30,500
All right.
419
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,230
Oh. Oh, wait. Don't go.
420
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,240
Why not?
421
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:36,270
We wanna see the two-headed frog.
422
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:46,480
Freddie exaggerated the number of heads.
423
00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:55,720
I'm not coming back.
424
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:58,890
Just a one-headed frog.
425
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,260
Less impressive.
426
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:08,700
Come on. I am starving.
427
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:13,510
It wears the blindfold
if it wants to be fed.
428
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,040
Stop doing that accent.
429
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:16,980
It's creeping me out.
430
00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:18,910
And give me some food.
431
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:22,220
Put on the blindfold and we'll feed you.
432
00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:28,720
All right.
433
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:30,630
Here's a bowl of chowder... all right.
434
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,130
... And a spoon.
435
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,530
Are you sure we should do this?
436
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,600
It's for science.
437
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:35,200
So?
438
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,870
What's science ever done for me?
439
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:43,440
Artificial sweeteners, man
on the moon, liquid soap.
440
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:46,080
Okay.
441
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:47,640
Put the chowder through the slot.
442
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,950
All right.
443
00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,250
Okay, Spencer.
444
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,750
Now just reach to your left
and Gibby will hand you
445
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,850
a bowl of chowder and a spoon.
446
00:18:54,920 --> 00:19:00,390
About time.
447
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,690
Now push the button.
448
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:07,800
Ah!
449
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:26,720
Hey, what happened?
450
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:29,720
What happened?
451
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:34,760
I was... what did you do to my chowder?
452
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:38,960
Electrocution curbs appetite.
453
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:41,530
Oh.
454
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,470
Carly Shay?
455
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,700
Back in a sec.
456
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,440
Might be more than a sec.
457
00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:51,240
What are you doing here?
458
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,410
Why aren't you with Brad?
459
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,440
That wasn't cool.
460
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,080
What?
461
00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:59,080
I know the whole two-headed frog
thing was just to get me alone
462
00:19:59,150 --> 00:19:59,980
with Brad.
463
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,950
Yeah. I was hooking you up.
464
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:03,350
I don't need you to hook me up.
465
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,350
You love him.
466
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:07,260
I don't love Brad.
467
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,420
The pearpad said you do.
468
00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:10,030
It's a stupid computer app.
469
00:20:10,090 --> 00:20:14,000
You've been acting different.
470
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,870
No, I haven't.
471
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:18,700
Oh, come on.
472
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:20,900
Lately, whenever Freddie and Brad
do anything, all of a sudden
473
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,240
you wanna tag along.
474
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:26,280
Brad's so nice. He's polite.
475
00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,410
He's smart.
476
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,010
He's got no warrants.
477
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:35,050
Think of the fudgey good times
you guys could have together.
478
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,950
Don't you want a nice boyfriend?
479
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,320
Go for it.
480
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,860
Make a move.
481
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:46,300
I just want you to be happy.
482
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:53,700
Then bake me a pie.
483
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:54,800
I love pie.
484
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:56,140
Gibby.
485
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:09,690
Yo, yo.
486
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,590
Carly send you to find me?
487
00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:13,060
Nope.
488
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,690
Oh, so you don't know we
had a little argument.
489
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,430
She told me about your little argument.
490
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,030
I just said she didn't
tell me to come find you.
491
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,300
Good.
492
00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:23,600
But Carly's right.
493
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,240
Groan all you want.
494
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,070
I don't care what your
stupid pearpad app says
495
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,110
about me being in love.
496
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:34,480
I'm not into Brad like that.
497
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:37,250
Lately, every time I
tell you that Brad and I
498
00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:39,550
are doing something together,
you wanna come hang with us.
499
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:40,680
And that means I'm in love with him?
500
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,950
Well, you hate me.
501
00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:45,250
I never said I hate you.
502
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:50,590
Yeah, you have, like 900 times.
503
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,230
I still have the birthday card you gave me
504
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:53,460
that says "happy birthday.
505
00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:59,070
I hate you. Hate, Sam."
506
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,170
Just leeeeave.
507
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,370
Fine. I'll leeeeave.
508
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,240
Bye.
509
00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:07,280
But before gogo... that's it.
510
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:10,910
Get out of here before I do a
double fist-dance on your face.
511
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:15,320
You can threaten your double-fist
face dancing all you want,
512
00:22:15,390 --> 00:22:17,420
but Carly's still right.
513
00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:21,460
Look, I know it's scary for you
to put your feelings out there
514
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,790
'cause you never know
if the person you like
515
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,830
is gonna like you back.
516
00:22:24,890 --> 00:22:26,960
Everyone feels that way.
517
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:29,340
But you never know what
might happen if you don't...
518
00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:53,790
- I...
- Sorry.
519
00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:58,330
It's cool.
520
00:22:58,530 --> 00:22:59,730
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