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look at all these kids, huh?
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they are the future, lou.
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i hope they enjoy
being slaves
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to a bunch of chink robots.
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so, when should
we be at your
4th of july party?
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around 6:00 or so.
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we're going to have a barbecue
and then watch the fireworks.
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you gonna roast a pig
again like last year?
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- of course.
- yeah, good.
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save the ears
and the snout for me.
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i'll do my pig dance
for the kids again.
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ech. 4th of july
is a goddamn farce.
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yeah, all the
fake patriotism
and all that.
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you know it started with all
those founding father guys
blowing each other.
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- wait. what?
- everybody knows
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they were a bunch
of old queers with
wigs on.
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july 4th was the day
they'd all get together
in philadelphia
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and suck each other off.
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well, i haven't
read as much history
as you...
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but if they were all queer,
why didn't they call
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the country, eh...
gayland or something?
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they may as well have.
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how gay is
the name america?
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"america! ooh!"
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everything we know
about those guys
is a cover-up.
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george washington's
wooden teeth?
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ben franklin
knocked 'em out
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so he could give
better hummers to john adams
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and all those
other founding fags.
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i just like watching
the fireworks.
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well, fireworks are merely
an abstract expression
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of those guys
shooting their loads
all over each others' faces.
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well, i hope
they start on
time this year.
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( theme music playing )
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louis c.k.:
"lucky louie" was tapedbefore a live audience.
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all right,
did we get everything?
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look at all that food.
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you're probably going
to need some toilet paper.
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that's $235.15.
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( beeps )
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- it didn't go through.
- what do you mean it
didn't go thrgh?
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( beeps )
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it says,
"insufficient funds."
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i don't get it.
i deposited my paycheck.
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well, maybe it didn't
clear yet.
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no, it did.
i checked the balance.
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oh, you know what?
i paid the rent.
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you paid the rent?
why'd you do that?
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because otherwise
we can't live there.
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okay, you know what?
i'm just gonna have to
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- write you
a check for this.
- we'll have to verify it.
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okay, forget that.
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okay, how do you want
to pay for this, ma'am?
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you know what?
i think i must've left
my money in the car.
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you guys have a car?
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( clears throat )
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hey, we had fun
picking it out though.
that was-- that was great.
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i-- i'll put these back.
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okay, i'll--
i'll call everybody
and cancel the party then.
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- we're having the party.
- with what?
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there's gotta be some money
around here someplace.
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- hon, you're not gonna
find anything in there.
- what are these?
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are these peep-show tokens?
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no.
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they have tits on them.
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that's canadian money.
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look, honey.
we can still have fun
on the 4th of july.
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we can go to the--
we can go to the river
and take a walk,
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watch the fireworks--
those are free.
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we have to have
our party.
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we take the bus
all year long,
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we never eat out,
we share deodorant.
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this is the one thing that
we do right all year long
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and now we can't even
have that, so what
does that make us?
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- well, we still
got each other.
- fuck that shit.
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hey, walter,
what's up?
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oh, hey.
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got an extra smoke?
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oh, i'm sorry,
this is my last one.
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that's all right.
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- oh, man, what a day.
- yeah.
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did you
have to work today?
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- yup.
- on a holiday?
that sucks.
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4th of july
is the worst.
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man, they don't pay me
enough for this shit.
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yeah, i know,
all right?
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you don't know.
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what do you mean? we have
trouble paying our bills.
i know how you feel.
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- no, you don't.
- why do you say that?
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'cause, man, you're white.
you'll be all right.
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well, wait a minute.
just 'cause i'm white--
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come on, be honest.
it's great being white.
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just that by itself.
i bet it's good, isn't it?
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yeah, it's pretty sweet.
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sorry.
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no, man, enjoy it.
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if white people
ain't having a good time,
then what's it all for?
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- hello, ladies.
- hey, nick.
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hey, we're fixing
the pipes tomorrow,
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so you guys might want
to give your dirty asses
a good scrubbing tonight.
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- yeah, thanks.
- by the way, where's
the rent?
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oh, i'll pay you
on tuesday, okay?
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yeah, you'll pay me tuesday.
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long weekend,
everybody thinks they can
wait to pay the rent.
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shit.
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i'm such an asshole.
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my wife thinks we're
broke 'cause i paid
the rent,
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but i didn't pay
the rent, i lied.
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we're really broke
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because of this.
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okay.
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it's frankenstein.
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- yeah, i gotta
get going, man.
- no, listen.
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i bought this
online for $300.
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- no you didn't.
- yeah, i did.
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i buy monster stuff--
posters and dolls--
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it's stupid,
but now with this
fucking internet,
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it's just too easy.
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this is an original
first edition
frankenstein,
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i saw it on
this website
and i thought,
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"oh fuck,
i have to have that."
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all i gotta do
is click the mouse
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and three days later
it's in my hand.
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it's mine.
and it's exactly
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as fucking cool as
i thought it would be.
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you paid $300
for that doll?
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yup. and now kim
can't have her picnic.
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see, i don't even
know how to be white.
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well...
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that's not white or black,
that's just fucked up.
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- hi.
- oh, hi.
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you're home late.
everything all right?
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yeah, i was just talking
to louie in the courtyard.
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why do you
talk to him?
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you know what he did?
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he spent $300
on a frankenstein doll.
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oh my goodness.
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you men and your toys.
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what? don't throw me
in with him, i don't
buy stuff like that.
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what about
your samurai sword?
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that is not a toy.
it is a cultural artifact
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representing
a tradition of honor.
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that sits on the top shelf
of the closet
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- collecting dust.
- ay. i thought we
already had this argument,
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but if you want to have
it again, fine. let's go,
let's talk about it.
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all right, let's
talk about it.
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when's the last time
you got into a sword fight?
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i don't want
to talk about this.
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hey, excuse me,
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do you guys
buy stuff here?
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- yeah, sometimes.
- oh, well, um...
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i want to sell this.
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not interested.
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well, this is
an original frankenstein.
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i don't care.
i don't like
frankenstein.
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it's a collector's item.
it's worth $300.
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you saw what he did
to that little girl,
right?
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- that was just a movie.
- yeah, and i was just
an eight-year-old boy.
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get the monster
out of my store.
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man, i can't bring
this home to my wife,
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she's gonna divorce me.
just please...
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can you-- can you just
buy it to help me? please.
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i'll tell you what.
i hear what you're saying,
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i understand
what you're going through.
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this is what
i'm willing to do:
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i'm not buying that.
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( grunting )
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listen, guys.
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i gotta make some money
fast before kim finds out
about that.
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i got an idea.
why don't you
go on the internet
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and sell monster dolls
freckled retards?
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there's gotta be some way
to make some quick cash.
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- no, there isn't.
- what about selling pot?
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that's quick easy money.
isn't that why you do it?
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i oughta bite your dick off
and spit it in your face.
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oh, man,
what am i gonna do?
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- just tell her
what happened.
- fuck that.
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look, all i need is
a couple of hundred dollars
so we can have the picnic,
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then next week she'll get
paid again, we'll catch up
and she'll never know.
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so you're gonna lie?
why do you lie?
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so she won't know
what a piece of shit
she's married to.
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- i'm doing it for her.
- yeah, but if you lie,
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then you gotta lie again
to cover that lie.
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pretty soon, you're in
a whole mess of lies.
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well yeah,
you gotta keep track
of what you lie about
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and everything, but hey,
marriage is work.
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i can't let her know
about this.
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this is fucking heinous.
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why would anyone
spend $300
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on a doll
you can't fuck?
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there's gotta be
some way to fuck it.
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- hey, louie.
- hey, walter.
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oh hey, how did
things shake out
with kim's picnic?
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it ain't gonna happen.
i'm going in there now
to tell kim the truth.
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whoa whoa whoa,
what is wrong with you?
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well, i don't
want to, but--
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you know, i hate
talking to you
because you're a guy
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that either just did
or is about to do
some stupid shit.
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- let me loan you the money.
- what? no, man.
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look, man, you bought
that doll. that's your
right-- you're a man.
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dot tell her shit.
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- how much do you need?
- like $200.
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- i think i can swing that.
- oh my god, you're saving
my life.
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listen, we're going to
have money next week.
i'll pay you back.
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it's all good.
just enjoy your picnic...
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and your doll.
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- where have you been?
- check it out!
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how much is that?
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- $200.
- where did you get it?
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mike has this friend
that does landscaping
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and they let me
fill in for the day.
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louie, this is amazing!
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ooh, i can tell you've
been working, you stink.
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well, listen.
there's still time
to get food.
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i'll go get the pig
and you can call everybody.
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louie, you really
came through.
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you kicked ass.
i mean it.
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we were
against it and the man
stepped up big time.
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- yeah, well.
- ( knocks on door )
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- oh, hey, nick.
- hey.
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listen, the bathroom
above you is busted,
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so you might get some
shit in your toilet
that's not yours.
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don't flush it,
'cause we're trying
to track it.
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- yeah, okay. thanks, man.
- don't forget the rent
on tuesday.
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- what do you mean?
- he said he was gonna
pay me tuesday.
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- louie already paid you.
- no, he didn't.
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- yes, he did.
- oh wait. no, he didn't.
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i'll see you tuesday.
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- louie, what is--
- actually, i didn't
pay the rent.
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what?
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what the hell
is going on?
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is that frankenstein?
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- hey--
- how much did you pay
for that fucking thing?
234
00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:15,931
- $300.
- oh, man!
235
00:14:15,998 --> 00:14:18,698
- jesus!
- look, i'm sorry,
236
00:14:18,764 --> 00:14:20,131
but i did--
look, i fixed it,
237
00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:22,998
i made the money.
i mowed lawns and
made money,
238
00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:25,598
and now we can have
the party, so there's
no harm, right?
239
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,098
( knocks on door )
240
00:14:30,064 --> 00:14:32,031
i'm sorry.
241
00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:34,098
i gotta get
the money back.
242
00:14:51,897 --> 00:14:53,431
i didn't mow
any lawns.
243
00:14:53,498 --> 00:14:55,331
motherfucker!
244
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,198
i can't believe this!
245
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,298
oh shit! ugh!
246
00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:06,431
oh... fuck!
247
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:11,098
oh!
248
00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:17,164
fuck!
249
00:15:21,665 --> 00:15:23,998
motherfucker.
250
00:15:25,298 --> 00:15:27,632
cocksucker.
251
00:15:30,164 --> 00:15:32,797
- are you ever
gonna just...
- ( thuds )
252
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:35,897
forget it.
253
00:15:37,598 --> 00:15:39,331
all right.
254
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:42,498
look, i've been trying
to figure this out--
255
00:15:43,498 --> 00:15:47,598
why this was
important enough
to you
256
00:15:47,665 --> 00:15:49,431
to pay so much
money for it
257
00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:51,198
and fuck us over
completely.
258
00:15:51,265 --> 00:15:54,365
because it is
so awful,
259
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,665
there has to be
something behind it,
260
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:58,831
- something going on.
- yeah, well, here's--
261
00:15:58,897 --> 00:16:01,398
okay, here's what
i came up with.
262
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,897
i think that you...
263
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:09,131
needed to buy this...
264
00:16:09,198 --> 00:16:10,998
kinda like...
265
00:16:11,064 --> 00:16:13,831
how i needed the picnic.
266
00:16:13,897 --> 00:16:16,998
you know, sometimes
people just need
267
00:16:17,064 --> 00:16:19,598
certain dopey things
to get through the day
268
00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:21,931
you know?
i mean, i get it.
269
00:16:21,998 --> 00:16:24,897
life isn't always
that great around here,
270
00:16:24,964 --> 00:16:27,265
and i think that you
271
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:29,831
have a kind of void
272
00:16:29,897 --> 00:16:32,265
in you that
you somehow fill
273
00:16:32,331 --> 00:16:34,797
withhis.
274
00:16:36,964 --> 00:16:40,031
so, at least...
275
00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:45,064
now i feel like
i can understand
where it came from.
276
00:16:50,164 --> 00:16:52,465
there's no void.
277
00:16:54,131 --> 00:16:56,465
look, it'd be great
if there was.
278
00:16:57,632 --> 00:16:59,431
but there's just...
279
00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:01,498
a lying asshole
280
00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:03,498
with a doll
281
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,764
who ruined
your nice picnic.
282
00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:12,198
please, could you
just let me have
the void thing?
283
00:17:13,864 --> 00:17:15,531
okay.
284
00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,864
i'm-- i'm sorry.
285
00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:20,465
i'm really really sorry.
286
00:17:20,531 --> 00:17:22,665
i can't sleep.
287
00:17:23,665 --> 00:17:25,897
hey. i got you a doll.
288
00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:27,797
thanks.
289
00:17:29,797 --> 00:17:32,164
and here's the certificate
of authenticity.
290
00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:36,398
( pounds on door )
291
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,998
- hi.
- what is this?
292
00:17:40,064 --> 00:17:42,031
well, we knew
you missed out
on your party,
293
00:17:42,098 --> 00:17:44,198
so we thought we'd bring
the party to you.
294
00:17:44,265 --> 00:17:47,698
hey, kitten. i brought
one watermelon for the kids
295
00:17:47,764 --> 00:17:50,931
and one filled
with vodka for us.
296
00:17:52,398 --> 00:17:54,331
oh, wait.
297
00:17:56,131 --> 00:17:59,698
- so you told her about--
- yes, i know about
frankenstein.
298
00:17:59,764 --> 00:18:02,964
- ( grunts )
- man, are you stupid.
299
00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:04,931
no disrespect, kim,
300
00:18:04,998 --> 00:18:06,797
but you married poorly.
301
00:18:06,864 --> 00:18:08,864
mom, is this a party?
302
00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:10,897
yes, i think so, sweetie.
303
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,964
- ( fireworks exploding )
- kim: oh my god, look.
304
00:18:13,031 --> 00:18:15,064
come here, kids,you can see the fireworks.
305
00:18:21,398 --> 00:18:23,964
lucy: wow.
306
00:18:25,031 --> 00:18:27,565
wow. ( chuckles )
307
00:18:27,632 --> 00:18:29,632
god, that's disgusting.
308
00:18:31,064 --> 00:18:33,064
( theme music playing )
309
00:18:34,064 --> 00:18:44,064
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