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Come on, ladies!
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Let's see some hustle.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Is our little practice bothering you?
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Get on the field!
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All right, let's work!
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Let's scrimmage. Come on!
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You seem so distant these days, Brett.
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Is there something I did?
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'Cause if there is,
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I want you to tell me.
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Ashley, it's just...
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I'm ready to work through
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whatever it is that we
need to work through.
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But we need to communicate.
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I need you to talk to me.
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Ashley, it's just that
I love you so much...
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It scares me.
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Oh, man, you wanna hear
something way messed up?
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You know that Molly Hatchett shirt
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I was wearing the other day?
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You know, the one with the
executioner guy holding that bloody ax,
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and under his foot's the severed head.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's my shirt.
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Yeah, so...
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My mom, she makes us
go to church every week,
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and we gotta dress up.
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And so I get there,
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and the stupid priest
says I can't come in.
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You can't wear stuff
like that at church, man.
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Why not, man? It's church.
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They're supposed to forgive people there.
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So you hate my shirt.
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Forgive me... Let me come in.
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Hey, I believe in God, man.
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I've seen him. I've felt his power.
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He plays drums for led zeppelin,
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and his name is John Bonham, baby!
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, yeah!
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Nah, nah, nah.
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Here we go, here we go.
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Hey, Lisa!
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Here's those noogies you ordered.
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It's a real cinderella story.
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Eh, former Greens keeper.
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Oh! He got all of that one!
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It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
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Sam Weir.
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You really like bill Murray, don't you?
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Yeah. He's great.
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Bill Murray sucks, man.
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No, he doesn't. He's cool.
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Oh, really? What is he, your boyfriend?
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Sam queer.
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It's fightin' time, weird.
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Leave me alone, Alan.
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I'm sorry. I don't speak geek.
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I always wanted to know what
it'd be like to fight a girl.
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I'm a girl.
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Wanna see what it'd be like to fight me?
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Uh.
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Weir's sister has to protect him?
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I'm not protecting him.
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Just trying to figure out why
it is you need to pick fights
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with guys who weigh less
than a hundred pounds.
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Watch out, Alan.
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I think she's high on pot.
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Yeah. I might just go psycho on you.
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You wanna try me?
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You're dead, all right?
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As soon as your freak sister isn't around,
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I'm gonna cream you, man.
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You know, you really
didn't need to do that.
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I could've handled it.
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Yeah, I know.
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And by the way,
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I weigh 103 pounds.
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Sorry.
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Man, I hate high school.
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♪ I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation ♪
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♪ livin' in the past,
it's a new generation ♪
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♪ go and do what you want to do ♪
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♪ and that's what I'm gonna do ♪
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♪ and I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation ♪
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♪ oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪
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♪ not me ♪
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♪ whah! No! ♪
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♪ no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪
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♪ not me ♪
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♪ me, me, me, me ♪
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♪ I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation ♪
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♪ I've never been
afraid of any deviation ♪
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♪ and I don't really care
if you think I'm strange ♪
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♪ I ain't gonna change ♪
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♪ and I've never gonna care
'bout my bad reputation ♪
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♪ not me! ♪
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You know, I ran into Mrs.
patton today at farmer Jack,
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and she said she saw you smoking.
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Well, she's crazy.
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Mom... I can't believe you.
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Do you seriously think
I would start smoking?
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Ok. I... Heh.
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You know, I had a friend
that used to smoke.
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You know what he's doing now?
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He's dead.
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You think smoking makes you look cool?
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Let's go dig him up now
and see how cool he looks.
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Daddy, if I started
smoking, I would tell you.
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Oh, good. Now I don't have to worry.
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Hey, dad, guess what.
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They're showing Monty
python and the holy grail
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at parkway Saturday night.
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Neal, bill, and I are gonna
watch it twice in a row.
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Great.
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Sam, isn't the homecoming
dance Saturday night?
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Yeah.
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Are you going?
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No. Why would I do that?
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Well, your sister's going.
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No, I'm not.
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All right, kids,
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high school is for learning,
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but it's also where you should
be learning how to socialize.
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That's what high school
dances are all about.
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No, they're not.
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They're just a chance for the popular kids
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to experiment with sex in their cars.
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Lindsay! Hey!
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If that's what you want me to do,
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then I'd be happy to go.
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You know, there was
a girl in our school...
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She had premarital sex.
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You know what she did on graduation day?
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Died...
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Of an overdose... Heroin.
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Dad, are any of your friends alive?
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The smart ones.
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I'm sure there are plenty of kids
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who are just dying for
someone to ask them.
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Mom, that's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
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Honey, it's stupid until you consider
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how happy it'll make somebody
who really wants to go.
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Nobody I know wants to go.
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Lindsay, honey. Dad!
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Great. That works out perfect.
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I'm having a midnight madness
deer hunting sale that night,
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and you can come wait on
all those nice hunters.
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The choice is yours.
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Thanks, Carla.
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Hey, Eli.
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I think tom needs a hug.
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My buddy.
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My buddy.
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My buddy.
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Ok. Ok.
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You're such a jerk, man.
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What? Eli likes you. Congratulations.
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Hey, Mr. K.
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Mr. Schweeber.
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It's Schweiber.
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Ah, Mr. Bones, Mr. Spock.
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May I join you here in
the enter prisemess hall?
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I'm so hungry I could eat a tribble.
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I... I don't get it.
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Who's that?
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John Wayne.
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Oh. Ok.
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Why does my mom always
put a note in my lunch?
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It's so embarrassing.
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At least your mom doesn't
write the note on the bag.
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Are you guys going to
the homecoming dance?
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No.
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I really don't see that happening.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Did I crush your twinkies?
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What did you do that for?
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What are you gonna do,
go crying to your sister,
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Sam rear?
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No. No, I'm not.
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Mr. Kowchevski. Alan smashed my twinkies.
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Oh, my God. You're such a woman.
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Alan, you don't have anything better to do
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than to crush Mr. Weir's dessert?
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Oh, well, you know,
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I was just bending down to talk to him,
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and I accidentally leaned on it.
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I'm sorry.
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and buy him some new ones?
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Thank you, Mr. Kowchevski.
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Sam, you want some advice?
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Be a man.
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You shouldn't let Alan do that to you.
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I don't see you doing anything!
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My dad tells me to stay out of fights
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that don't affect me directly.
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It'd sure be nice if you guys
backed me up once in a while.
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My sister does, and she's a girl.
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Yeah, but if we back you up,
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than Alan's gonna terrorize us, too.
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Listen, you guys have gotta help me,
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or else he's never gonna leave me alone.
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Ah!
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Hey, Daniel.
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Hey, Lindsay. What's up?
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Where you been?
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I been... Just around.
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Come on, let's hit the patio.
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Oh, the smoking patio.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ok.
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It's all right. They don't bite.
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Ok.
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Ow!
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Don't touch me, you scuzz.
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I'm sorry.
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Your butt was calling to me.
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Hey, Nicholas, you get those m-80s?
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I don't know, man. You got the money?
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You guys know Lindsay?
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Hi.
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You were in my English
class last year, right?
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You're that chick who got an "a."
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Yeah, well...
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What are you gonna do?
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I don't know.
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What are you gonna do?
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So, you guys going to
the homecoming dance?
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I beg your pardon?
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That's funny.
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, right? That's funny.It's a joke
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my dad's kinda making me go.
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Your dad's making you go to the dance?
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Man, what's that all about?
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Who's your dad... Hitler?
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I just thought maybe
you guys were gonna go...
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To make fun of people.
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That could be kinda funny, right?
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I would go,
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but I have a prior engagement.
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My cousin just sent me
a bunch of mushrooms,
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and I'm gonna eat them.
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Look, you know they're gonna play disco.
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Right? Disco sucks. I hate disco.
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♪ ooh ooh ♪
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♪ coo-coo
coo coo-coo ♪
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I'd rather make out with Principal Farber.
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Ooh, again.
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Shut up, man.
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Ow.
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What, what? Oh! My God, man.
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Oh!
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I can't wait till you're
not paying attention.
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Get outta here!
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Check it out. What's she want?
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Lindsay?
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Linds.
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Friend of yours... Linds?
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I'll be right back, ok?
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Ok.
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Ok.
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Millie, what are you doing out here?
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What are you doing out here?
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This place is for freaks.
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Millie, go away.
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Today's the deadline
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to enter the academic decathlon.
270
00:11:27,136 --> 00:11:29,638
Mr. Rosso said you didn't
turn in your application.
271
00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:30,606
What?
272
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,109
Millie, I'm not entering.
273
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:36,112
But you're our best math-lete.
274
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,732
Could we not talk about this right now?
275
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:42,718
Lindsay, what's wrong with you?
276
00:11:42,718 --> 00:11:44,186
There's nothing wrong with me.
277
00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:46,672
I just don't want to
do decathlon this year.
278
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,674
Well, aren't you at least going to help us
279
00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,676
sell refreshments at the homecoming dance?
280
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:52,178
We're trying to raise money
281
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,679
to buy the school a computer.
282
00:11:55,398 --> 00:11:56,015
Shh!
283
00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:01,020
Gentlemen, here's my advice.
284
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,022
Listen to Neal.
285
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:04,523
You should handle Alan
286
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:08,527
the same way Han Solo
dealt with Jabba the Hut.
287
00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:09,528
Avoid him.
288
00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:11,781
Just avoid him forever?
289
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,532
Just for 4 years.
290
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,769
Sam. There's Cindy Sanders.
291
00:12:19,622 --> 00:12:20,606
Dream on, Sam.
292
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,608
Oh, man.
293
00:12:22,858 --> 00:12:23,859
Uh-oh, incoming.
294
00:12:25,361 --> 00:12:27,363
Hey, Sam, I've been
looking all over for you.
295
00:12:27,363 --> 00:12:28,364
Is this your jacket?
296
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,851
Yeah.
297
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,969
You left it in science. I
didn't want it to get all dirty.
298
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,072
Oh, thanks, Cindy.
299
00:12:37,072 --> 00:12:40,075
That was really nice of you.
300
00:12:40,075 --> 00:12:41,544
Yeah, well, I'll see you later.
301
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,515
Sam.
302
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,017
You are so in.
303
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,251
What?
304
00:12:49,752 --> 00:12:52,254
She brought you your jacket.
305
00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:53,222
That means...
306
00:12:53,722 --> 00:12:54,723
She saw it,
307
00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:56,225
she remembered it was yours,
308
00:12:56,725 --> 00:12:59,228
she picked it up and
carried it through the halls.
309
00:12:59,328 --> 00:13:01,947
People probably saw her
with it and everything.
310
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:05,284
I wonder if she has a date for the dance.
311
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,771
Cindy Sanders is in love with you, man.
312
00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:23,285
You really think Cindy likes me?
313
00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:24,787
Hello? The jacket.
314
00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:27,790
No way. We're not her species.
315
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,792
Listen, just do me a favor.
316
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:32,294
Ask around. See if she
has a date for the dance.
317
00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:34,296
Who should I ask?
318
00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:36,799
Ok. The dance is tomorrow.
319
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:38,300
She's a cheerleader.
320
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,303
You've seen Star Wars 27 times.
321
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:42,805
Do the math.
322
00:13:42,805 --> 00:13:44,807
I know, but my dad always tells me
323
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:49,311
'cause guys are too afraid to ask them.
324
00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:51,814
Really? Maybe I should ask out
325
00:13:51,814 --> 00:13:53,816
Farrah Fawcett
- majors.
326
00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:56,819
Hey, maybe I should ask out bill's mom.
327
00:13:56,819 --> 00:13:58,320
You better not.
328
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,322
Listen, just ask around, ok?
329
00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:01,824
Don't even think about it.
330
00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:05,327
Get outta the way.
331
00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:08,330
Hey. Chemistry exam you ordered.
332
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:09,832
All right. Good job.
333
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,335
Where are the answers?
334
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:15,838
You just said to steal the test.
335
00:14:15,838 --> 00:14:16,839
Oh, good work, genius.
336
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:18,340
Way to use your brain.
337
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:19,842
What?
338
00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:22,845
I'm cutting. Who's got gum?
339
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,813
Sorry.
340
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,436
Oh, yeah, that's real great.
341
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,421
Why don't you blow your nose in some bread
342
00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:34,423
and make me a sandwich, too?
343
00:14:34,423 --> 00:14:37,359
Why is everyone crawling up my butt today?
344
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:38,861
'Cause you're a moron.
345
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:39,862
Hey, Kim, I got some.
346
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:42,848
What's she doing here?
347
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,350
Uh, she's our friend.
348
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,819
What, are you doing her
349
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,320
so that she'll help you
with your math homework?
350
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,322
Hey, lay off.
351
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,323
Um, Kim, I...
352
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:52,825
I wasn't talking to you, brain.
353
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,561
Don't you have a test
to take or something?
354
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,562
Hey, would you be cool?
355
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,563
I mean, please.
356
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,532
Did I do something to you?
357
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:02,534
You're here.
358
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,535
Kim.
359
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:07,039
I have as much right to be here as you do.
360
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,161
Hey, brain,
361
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,164
I shoplift in your daddy's store.
362
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,149
You're just some rich kid
363
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,151
who's trying to piss off her parents.
364
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:23,105
You think that's gonna make you cool?
365
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,593
I don't know what to tell you.
366
00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:31,580
You know what?
367
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,082
I'm sorry.
368
00:15:33,082 --> 00:15:34,533
Let's be friends.
369
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:37,603
Hey.
370
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,106
There. Now we're friends.
See you at the mall.
371
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,608
What are you, on your period?
372
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,094
Hey, you wanna hang around with
your little poser friend here
373
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:46,595
and pretend with her,
374
00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:47,579
that's your waste of time,
375
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,581
just keep her the hell away from me.
376
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:58,557
That is exactly why I don't carry a purse.
377
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,529
I gotta get to shop class.
378
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,531
It's the only one I can pass.
379
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,533
Here. I'm sorry.
380
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,006
Don't you have to get to class, too?
381
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,859
Oh. I'll survive.
382
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:26,068
These shorts aren't very
flattering, are they?
383
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,021
No, you look good.
384
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,656
Thanks.
385
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,159
Hey, how come your sister's
dressing so weird now?
386
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,644
What do you mean?
387
00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:37,146
I don't know.
388
00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:39,648
I mean, she's been wearing
your dad's army jacket.
389
00:16:39,648 --> 00:16:41,650
I don't know.
390
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:46,655
She's been acting weird
ever since our grandma died.
391
00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:50,125
You're dead, weird!
392
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,614
Alan?
393
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,599
What?
394
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,353
What's the point of all this?
395
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,338
The point?
396
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,861
The point is, you're dead, too...
397
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,362
"Little man."
398
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:21,306
I kind of wish I didn't
come to school today.
399
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,414
Hi. Would you, uh,
400
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,416
would you come to the
homecoming dance with me?
401
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,420
Um, I would, but, um,
402
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,921
I already have a date,
403
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,423
so I can't.
404
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,924
Sorry.
405
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,310
Will you go to homecoming dance with me?
406
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:44,797
Eli. What?
407
00:17:45,914 --> 00:17:46,899
Where?
408
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,901
Oh, I'll get it.
409
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,385
What's the matter with you?
410
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:51,887
You jerk.
411
00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:54,356
I'm sorry. Didn't mean
to upset your husband.
412
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,328
Oh, yeah? What if he was my husband?
413
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,330
That'd be some kind of joke to you?
414
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,348
It's no joke to me.
415
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:04,850
I think you two make a good couple.
416
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,852
Yeah?
417
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:08,854
Maybe we do.
418
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,355
Hey, Eli.
419
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,859
Do you want to go to the
homecoming dance with me?
420
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,360
Yes. Yes, I do.
421
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,361
Yeah, please.
422
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,363
Yeah. I will go.
423
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,848
Good.
424
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,852
Come on, Eli.
425
00:18:31,997 --> 00:18:33,328
All right, fellas,
426
00:18:33,829 --> 00:18:34,830
I just wanna let you know
427
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,332
that in honor of the big
homecoming game tomorrow,
428
00:18:37,332 --> 00:18:39,334
I'm gonna give you guys the day off.
429
00:18:40,836 --> 00:18:42,955
Can we go home?
430
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,423
Schweiber, don't be an idiot, all right?
431
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,925
I mean, we're gonna do something fun.
432
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:50,429
I'm gonna let you guys...
433
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,931
Play dodge ball.
434
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,666
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
435
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:55,901
Oh, man.
436
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:57,402
Oh, no.
437
00:19:01,857 --> 00:19:02,841
Oh, my God!
438
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,343
All right.
439
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,844
Come on, guys, let's go.
440
00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:10,866
Would somebody please tell me
441
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:12,367
what's supposed to be fun about this?
442
00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:14,837
If we just let ourselves get hit,
443
00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:16,839
then we can get out.
444
00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:19,842
Let's just pretend to get hit.
445
00:19:19,842 --> 00:19:20,843
Nobody'd know.
446
00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:22,344
I don't think we can.
447
00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:24,847
Ladies, put down the mascara,
448
00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:26,849
get in there, and play. Come on.
449
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,803
Very nice.
450
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,255
I can't take it, man.
451
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,257
I gotta get out of here.
452
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,725
Look! "Little man's" making a run for it.
453
00:19:36,725 --> 00:19:38,810
Hey, only my mom's
allowed to call me that.
454
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,717
Uh!
455
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,719
Ohh!
456
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,105
Ow.
457
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:51,473
Oh!
458
00:19:51,473 --> 00:19:54,476
Ok. Now it's time to smear Weir.
459
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:57,196
Sam! Get away from me!
460
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,180
We need to stick together.
461
00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,164
Are you crazy?
462
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:01,033
Hey, kid!
463
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,451
Ohh!
464
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,435
Yeah!
465
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,436
Oh, my God!
466
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:05,520
Uhh!
467
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,723
Yeah!
468
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,224
Solomon. Hey, hey.
469
00:20:09,224 --> 00:20:11,076
Hey, that's illegal. You're out of there.
470
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,562
All right, Schweiber,
come on, walk it off.
471
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,532
Sit down, you knucklehead.
472
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,520
There's nowhere to hide, weird.
473
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,988
Kid, get away from us.
474
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,957
That psycho's after you.
475
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:27,926
Pick 'em up and throw 'em.
476
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:30,913
That's the way.
477
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,381
Nice throw, wuss.
478
00:20:32,381 --> 00:20:33,365
He caught my ball.
479
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:34,366
I'm out.
480
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,369
Ha ha! Yeah!
481
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:38,854
Ohh!
482
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,840
Go, Tim, go!
483
00:21:12,955 --> 00:21:14,923
Oh, my God!
484
00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:16,408
Ha ha ha!
485
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:17,376
All right, white, take a seat.
486
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,861
Come on, Weir, throw it back.
487
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,364
Catch it. Come on.
488
00:21:33,508 --> 00:21:35,744
Dodge ball's kind of a
stupid game, isn't it?
489
00:21:38,981 --> 00:21:41,483
You just signed your death warrant.
490
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,937
Man, that chick digs you, I'm telling you.
491
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:47,439
She likes me?
492
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:48,440
Yes!
493
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,941
That's really great.
494
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:51,443
Hey, so, Eli.
495
00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:52,444
What?
496
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,945
That Jimmy Carter,
497
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:55,447
he's some president, right?
498
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,449
He's been doing a helluva job.
499
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:58,950
Oh, he's doing a helluva job.
500
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,188
Hey, but I gotta say,
501
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:05,190
I'm a little concerned about
his handling of the economy.
502
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,191
I mean, aren't you?
503
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:07,809
I'm a little concerned.
504
00:22:07,809 --> 00:22:08,810
Maybe.
505
00:22:09,311 --> 00:22:12,814
Maybe I'm a little...
I'm a little concerned.
506
00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:15,300
Come on. Come on, Eli. Give him a break.
507
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,302
Look what he's done in the middle east.
508
00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:18,303
The middle east.
509
00:22:18,653 --> 00:22:19,154
The middle...
510
00:22:19,654 --> 00:22:21,156
The middle of the east.
511
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,643
I bet you'd make a good president, Eli.
512
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,111
President Eli?
513
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:26,862
Yeah.
514
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:28,363
Ok. President Eli!
515
00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:29,598
President Eli!
516
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,566
Hey, you guys, cut it out.
517
00:22:31,566 --> 00:22:33,068
Leave him alone.
518
00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:36,054
What? We've having a
political discussion here.
519
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,055
Political.
520
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,557
Eli, you don't have to talk to them.
521
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:39,558
They're just being mean.
522
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:41,009
No. They're my buddies.
523
00:22:41,510 --> 00:22:42,511
They're my buddies.
524
00:22:43,011 --> 00:22:44,012
We're his buddies.
525
00:22:44,513 --> 00:22:45,514
Ain't that right, Mr. president?
526
00:22:46,014 --> 00:22:47,015
No, they're not, Eli.
527
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:48,600
I'm making them laugh.
528
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,102
Buddies. I'm making...
529
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,603
Not this way.
530
00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:53,555
There's a good kind of laughing
and a bad kind of laughing.
531
00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:55,057
This is bad.
532
00:22:55,057 --> 00:22:56,058
Eli, they're only laughing at you
533
00:22:56,558 --> 00:22:58,060
because you're retarded.
534
00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:00,062
I'm not retarded. I'm special.
535
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:02,514
I'm special.
536
00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:04,516
Eli, you are special.
537
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:05,984
I'm sorry. I know you're special.
538
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,469
They're being mean to you.
539
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,571
I'm not retarded.
540
00:23:09,571 --> 00:23:10,572
Ok.
541
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:12,541
I'm sorry.
542
00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:13,542
No! No!
543
00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:15,544
I'm not retarded! I am special!
544
00:23:15,544 --> 00:23:18,046
I don't wanna go to dance with you!
545
00:23:18,046 --> 00:23:19,398
I'm sorry.
546
00:23:23,552 --> 00:23:25,003
Oh, my God.
547
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,827
And I'm the mean one? How does that work?
548
00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:53,198
So... What's going on here?
549
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:54,683
All I...
550
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:57,686
I was trying to do something nice
551
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,688
in a stupid school where
nothing nice ever happens,
552
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,691
but instead Eli broke his arm and...
553
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:05,694
Now I feel like the
biggest idiot in the world.
554
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:08,663
No. Why aren't you taking part
555
00:24:08,663 --> 00:24:10,165
in the academic decathlon?
556
00:24:10,665 --> 00:24:11,183
What?
557
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:12,684
We need you.
558
00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:15,187
You're our best math-lete.
559
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,190
Oh, God, please don't say that word.
560
00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:23,044
You havin' some problems at home?
561
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:24,529
No, I'm not.
562
00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:26,031
Is it a boy?
563
00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:26,998
No.
564
00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:29,501
Hey, you can tell me.
565
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:32,504
I know it seems square to actually
talk to your guidance counselor,
566
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:36,007
but I was a kid once,
too, and not that long ago.
567
00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:39,494
Mr. Rosso, there's nothing to tell.
568
00:24:39,494 --> 00:24:40,996
Trust me.
569
00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:42,464
Ok.
570
00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:45,967
I see the problem here.
571
00:24:45,967 --> 00:24:48,470
Let's just rap...
572
00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:49,971
As people, ok?
573
00:24:50,472 --> 00:24:51,473
No pressure.
574
00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:55,477
From now on, I'm not "Mr.
Rosso, guidance counselor."
575
00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:56,595
You're not?
576
00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:57,596
No.
577
00:24:58,096 --> 00:25:01,082
I'm just Jeff, your friend who cares.
578
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:02,584
Jeff.
579
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,586
Exactly.
580
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:07,305
And you're not "Ms. Weir,
high school student."
581
00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:11,810
You're Lindsay, a girl who
seems like she needs a friend.
582
00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:14,779
So, come on, Linds.
583
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,782
Talk to your buddy Jeff.
584
00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:20,635
Jeff...
585
00:25:20,635 --> 00:25:24,139
I've never felt better in all my life.
586
00:25:24,139 --> 00:25:28,994
Well, then maybe someone
should tell your face.
587
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:35,500
Ahh, yes, interesting problem.
588
00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:37,002
Freshman bullies.
589
00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:39,004
He's obviously acting out his insecurities
590
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:40,005
in a new environment.
591
00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:43,008
If you can disconnect
emotionally, it's really quite sad.
592
00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:46,011
In his own way, he's
reaching out for a friend.
593
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:47,512
Not that you should feel
sorry for him, though.
594
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,514
His kind should be destroyed.
595
00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:51,766
So what do we do?
596
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,752
I would recommend the cressman conundrum.
597
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,121
What the hell is that?
598
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:59,241
Tom Cressman... My freshman tormentor.
599
00:25:59,241 --> 00:26:02,210
The idea was, if you fight your bully,
600
00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:04,212
afterwards, whether you win or lose,
601
00:26:04,212 --> 00:26:06,214
they'll tend to leave you alone.
602
00:26:06,214 --> 00:26:08,199
Did it work?
603
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:10,435
He broke my tailbone, but
the results were effective.
604
00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:11,419
He got expelled.
605
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:12,621
It's a good plan.
606
00:26:12,621 --> 00:26:14,623
It's a terrible plan, ok?
607
00:26:14,623 --> 00:26:17,125
I'm not fighting Alan.
He's not my tormentor.
608
00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:20,629
I know every route he takes to
each class, and I avoid those halls.
609
00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:21,980
It's that simple.
610
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,967
Start leaving out the
janitor's door like I do.
611
00:26:25,967 --> 00:26:28,954
Are you lookin' for a fight, dork?!
612
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:30,956
No, sir.
613
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,424
Well, you're gonna get one!
614
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,391
Unh...
615
00:26:40,115 --> 00:26:43,835
Tell me about this
stupid Cressman conundrum.
616
00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:49,190
♪ what you gonna do when the time comes ♪
617
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:54,195
♪ and you have to earn your way? ♪
618
00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:55,697
♪ what will you... ♪
619
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,199
hey, are you, uh...
Are you, uh, are you ok?
620
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,686
Is it just me or does
the whole world suck?
621
00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:03,672
♪ when you're finally on your own ♪
622
00:27:04,172 --> 00:27:07,676
after class, you and me
are cuttin' outta here.
623
00:27:07,676 --> 00:27:09,177
Cutting?
624
00:27:09,678 --> 00:27:10,178
Yeah. Yeah!
625
00:27:10,679 --> 00:27:12,681
I got something to show you that...
626
00:27:13,181 --> 00:27:17,185
It's gonna make you feel better.
627
00:27:19,654 --> 00:27:21,656
Most of the professions are occu...
628
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,142
I guess the first thing that we gotta do
629
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,644
is get him on the ground.
630
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,145
How are we supposed to do that?
631
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,647
Cut his legs off?
632
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,149
Should I wear a cup for this?
633
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:35,153
That's between you and your God, bill.
634
00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:47,899
Hey, geek.
635
00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:50,869
You got a problem?
636
00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:55,590
Uh... No. I was...
637
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,592
I was just looking at a friend of mine.
638
00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:02,097
Are you telling me that I
look like a friend of yours?
639
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:05,100
Hey, Kim, I think he likes you.
640
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:10,071
Is that true? Do you like me?
641
00:28:10,071 --> 00:28:13,575
Do you love me?
642
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:18,063
Uh... I like you like a friend.
643
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:19,547
I don't think so.
644
00:28:19,547 --> 00:28:23,051
I think you like me like me.
645
00:28:23,051 --> 00:28:27,055
I think you want to kiss me.
646
00:28:27,055 --> 00:28:28,556
Do you want to kiss me?
647
00:28:30,558 --> 00:28:32,060
Uh, I don't know.
648
00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:33,528
Come on.
649
00:28:33,528 --> 00:28:37,031
Just one little kiss.
650
00:28:37,031 --> 00:28:39,033
I'll be your girlfriend.
651
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:48,476
In your dreams, geek.
652
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,983
Maybe we should get her to beat up Alan.
653
00:28:59,721 --> 00:29:01,222
Go.
654
00:29:01,222 --> 00:29:02,223
Go.
655
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,361
Eh heh...
656
00:29:06,361 --> 00:29:08,363
Wait for me, man.
657
00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:14,018
Be prepared to have your mind blown.
658
00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:22,393
Check it out, man.
659
00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:25,380
That's, uh, 14 mounted Toms,
660
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:29,384
8 floor Toms, 4 splashes, 2 gongs,
661
00:29:29,384 --> 00:29:33,388
10 cowbells, 4 rides, 5 snares, man...
662
00:29:33,388 --> 00:29:36,391
A roto-tom rack, and it's all mounted
663
00:29:36,391 --> 00:29:38,893
on my infamous quadruple kick drum system.
664
00:29:39,394 --> 00:29:42,881
6 more pieces, I've got a bigger
kit than Neal Peart from rush.
665
00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:44,365
Yeah!
666
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:47,368
That's great, Nick.
667
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:51,840
Look, these teachers... These
teachers want us to work, ya know?
668
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,342
And I say, "fine. I'll work,
669
00:29:54,342 --> 00:29:57,345
but you've gotta let me do the
kind of work that I wanna do."
670
00:29:57,345 --> 00:29:59,848
And for me, Lindsay, it's...
671
00:29:59,848 --> 00:30:02,350
It's my drum kit, man.
672
00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:03,852
This is my passion, ya know?
673
00:30:04,352 --> 00:30:07,355
This is... This is the
essence of who I am now.
674
00:30:07,355 --> 00:30:10,358
But before I had this, I was lost, too.
675
00:30:10,358 --> 00:30:12,861
You see what I'm sayin'?
676
00:30:12,861 --> 00:30:17,665
You need to find your reason
for... For living. I mean...
677
00:30:17,665 --> 00:30:23,154
You gotta find your big,
gigantic drum kit, ya know?
678
00:30:27,108 --> 00:30:29,611
Hey, maybe I'll buy a clarinet.
679
00:30:29,611 --> 00:30:32,614
Yeah.
680
00:30:34,983 --> 00:30:36,484
If you're not going to the dance,
681
00:30:36,484 --> 00:30:38,987
I thought you could come over to my house.
682
00:30:39,487 --> 00:30:40,989
A bunch of guys who play a
guitar are gonna come over.
683
00:30:41,489 --> 00:30:42,991
We're just, uh... I don't know.
684
00:30:42,991 --> 00:30:44,993
We're gonna try playing Dark
Side of the Moon or somethin'.
685
00:30:44,993 --> 00:30:46,995
Just tell your dad you went.
686
00:30:47,495 --> 00:30:50,498
I can't lie to my dad.
687
00:30:50,498 --> 00:30:51,983
Really?
688
00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:55,453
Yeah.
689
00:30:55,453 --> 00:30:56,955
Ok.
690
00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:59,924
Why don't you tell your
dad that you got a date?
691
00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:00,925
No. Listen...
692
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:03,912
I'll put on a suit, all right?
693
00:31:03,912 --> 00:31:04,913
I'll come pick you up,
694
00:31:05,413 --> 00:31:06,397
talk nice to your dad,
695
00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:07,899
and then I'll take you to the school,
696
00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:10,385
and we can walk up to
the door of the dance,
697
00:31:10,385 --> 00:31:12,887
and then we can take off.
698
00:31:12,887 --> 00:31:15,340
That way you can tell your dad
you went. You wouldn't be lyin'.
699
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:17,842
You'd really do that?
700
00:31:19,861 --> 00:31:21,362
Absolutely.
701
00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:23,982
Ahem.
702
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:29,721
Hello there!
703
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,190
Hello, Jeff.
704
00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:34,175
Guess who's in trouble?
705
00:31:36,094 --> 00:31:38,096
Here's the deal:
706
00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:40,598
If you take part in
the academic decathlon,
707
00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:44,602
I'll forget this ever happened.
708
00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:47,605
You're forcing me to be a math-lete?
709
00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:49,607
That is so not fair.
710
00:31:49,607 --> 00:31:51,609
The world is not black and white.
711
00:31:51,609 --> 00:31:53,111
It's gray.
712
00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:55,613
And I really think it'd be good for you.
713
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:57,615
Jeff...
714
00:31:57,615 --> 00:31:59,617
I really can't do that.
715
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,622
Fine,ms. Weir.
716
00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:07,625
Then maybe it's time for some tough love.
717
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,628
How about I, uh, call your parents,
718
00:32:10,628 --> 00:32:12,130
and I let them know that their daughter's
719
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:13,631
turning into a burnout who skips class?
720
00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:14,632
No.
721
00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:16,134
And you know what?
722
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:19,137
I can't make you be a math-lete,
723
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:22,140
but I can make you work
the refreshment table
724
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,175
at the homecoming dance.
725
00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:27,679
I'll see ya Saturday at 7:00.
726
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:30,181
You know who used to cut class?
727
00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:31,666
Jimi Hendrix.
728
00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:33,167
You know what happened to him?
729
00:32:33,668 --> 00:32:36,671
He died, choking on his own vomit.
730
00:32:36,671 --> 00:32:39,173
Daddy, I skipped Latin.
731
00:32:39,173 --> 00:32:43,177
Oh, well, I can understand why you
wouldn't want to learn about that.
732
00:32:43,177 --> 00:32:45,680
It's only the building
block of our language.
733
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,183
Well, I'm just glad your
grandmother wasn't alive
734
00:32:49,183 --> 00:32:52,186
to hear about this.
735
00:32:52,186 --> 00:32:54,689
You can't cut corners in life!
736
00:32:54,689 --> 00:32:56,691
You know who cut corners?
737
00:32:56,691 --> 00:32:57,692
Kennedy.
738
00:32:58,192 --> 00:33:00,194
Kennedy cut corners when he
was running the bay of pigs.
739
00:33:00,194 --> 00:33:03,665
A lot of good men lost
their lives because of it.
740
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,800
You know who else cut corners?
741
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,801
Janis Joplin.
742
00:33:07,185 --> 00:33:08,169
Dad!
743
00:33:08,169 --> 00:33:10,171
What are you talking about?
744
00:33:10,171 --> 00:33:12,173
You don't make any sense!
745
00:33:12,674 --> 00:33:14,676
I just cut class, and, guess what?
746
00:33:14,676 --> 00:33:15,677
Everybody's still alive.
747
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,428
Just leave me alone!
748
00:33:25,019 --> 00:33:27,238
You understand what I'm
saying, don't ya, Sam?
749
00:33:30,224 --> 00:33:31,225
Y-yeah.
750
00:33:31,225 --> 00:33:32,226
Good.
751
00:33:32,727 --> 00:33:33,728
Pass the rolls.
752
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,600
Um... Do you want me to
come... Can I come in?
753
00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:06,594
Do you think that me, Neal,
and bill could beat up Alan?
754
00:34:09,564 --> 00:34:12,517
Just Alan?
755
00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:13,518
Yeah.
756
00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:16,020
Alan and his buddies?
757
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,022
Mmm... No to maybe.
758
00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:20,391
Yeah. That's what I thought.
759
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:27,398
Um, why are you throwing your life away?
760
00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:32,470
Did dad tell you to ask me that?
761
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:33,471
No.
762
00:34:33,471 --> 00:34:34,472
Millie did.
763
00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:35,473
Ahh...
764
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,975
That figures.
765
00:34:37,975 --> 00:34:38,976
Forget it.
766
00:34:38,976 --> 00:34:40,978
You know, tell her to
mind her own business.
767
00:34:44,966 --> 00:34:48,469
You know, just because
she asked me to ask you
768
00:34:48,469 --> 00:34:50,972
doesn't mean I was gonna
tell her what you said.
769
00:34:50,972 --> 00:34:50,972
Doesn't mean I was gonna
tell her what you said.
770
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:54,876
Sam?
771
00:34:54,876 --> 00:34:54,876
Sam?
772
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,347
Did mom and dad ever tell you
773
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,349
that I was the only one
with grandma when she died?
774
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:01,849
That I was the only one
with grandma when she died?
775
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,102
No.
776
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:04,602
No.
777
00:35:05,586 --> 00:35:06,587
Yeah.
778
00:35:06,587 --> 00:35:06,587
Yeah.
779
00:35:08,089 --> 00:35:12,593
I went down to the cafeteria
to get some coffee...
780
00:35:12,593 --> 00:35:16,597
And all of a sudden,
grandma looked so terrified.
781
00:35:16,597 --> 00:35:19,600
I didn't know what to do.
782
00:35:21,085 --> 00:35:25,606
She grabbed my hand and told
me she didn't want to go.
783
00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:29,026
She looked so scared, Sam.
784
00:35:29,026 --> 00:35:31,062
So I said, "well, you know,
785
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:36,534
can you see God or heaven
or a light or anything?"
786
00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:38,586
What did she say?
787
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,606
"No.
788
00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:44,075
There's nothing."
789
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:44,075
There's nothing."
790
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:50,431
She was a good person all her
life, and that's what she got.
791
00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:50,948
She was a good person all her
life, and that's what she got.
792
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:01,442
So...
793
00:36:01,442 --> 00:36:03,945
You do think that we could beat up Alan?
794
00:36:03,945 --> 00:36:03,945
You do think that we could beat up Alan?
795
00:36:11,986 --> 00:36:12,987
Yeah.
796
00:36:12,987 --> 00:36:12,987
Yeah.
797
00:36:14,488 --> 00:36:15,990
He's a goner.
798
00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:15,990
He's a goner.
799
00:36:24,699 --> 00:36:28,936
♪ oh, mama, I'm in fear for my life ♪
800
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:33,941
♪ from the long arm of the law ♪
801
00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:33,941
♪ from the long arm of the law ♪
802
00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:39,413
♪ lawman has put an end to my runnin' ♪
803
00:36:39,413 --> 00:36:44,652
♪ and I'm so far from my home ♪
804
00:36:44,652 --> 00:36:44,652
♪ and I'm so far from my home ♪
805
00:36:46,153 --> 00:36:50,157
♪ oh, mama, I can hear you a-cryin' ♪
806
00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:51,893
♪ you're so scared... ♪
807
00:36:51,893 --> 00:36:53,394
oh, man, where's Sam?
808
00:36:53,394 --> 00:36:55,396
It's almost 3:00. Alan's gonna be here.
809
00:36:55,396 --> 00:36:57,899
I'll bet he forgot his math
book. I'm sure he's coming.
810
00:36:58,165 --> 00:36:59,667
All right.
811
00:37:00,167 --> 00:37:01,168
Colin!
812
00:37:01,168 --> 00:37:02,670
You came to help us?
813
00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:04,171
No way. I just came to watch.
814
00:37:04,171 --> 00:37:05,673
It should be exciting.
815
00:37:05,673 --> 00:37:08,175
Uh, because we're gonna win?
816
00:37:08,676 --> 00:37:10,678
Either way.
817
00:37:10,678 --> 00:37:12,680
Oh, man, where's Sam?
818
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:12,680
Oh, man, where's Sam?
819
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:14,665
Sam.
820
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,667
I can't talk. Gotta fight Alan.
821
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:16,667
I can't talk. Gotta fight Alan.
822
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,273
Hi, Sam.
823
00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:22,273
Hi, Sam.
824
00:37:24,759 --> 00:37:26,761
Oh, hi, Cindy.
825
00:37:26,761 --> 00:37:29,480
Where's Sam? It's 3:00.
826
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,481
Oh, ok.
827
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:32,483
So now don't let Alan
828
00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:33,985
hit any of your pressure points
829
00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:34,986
because if he does,
830
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:36,487
you're not gonna feel anything,
831
00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:37,488
but you'll drop dead in 3 days.
832
00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:37,989
But you'll drop dead in 3 days.
833
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,592
Oh, man, my stomach hurts.
834
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,594
Bill, you'll be fine.
835
00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,096
No, it really hurts.
836
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,098
I think I should go home.
837
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,100
This is how Houdini died.
838
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,469
Oh, you should always guard your face
839
00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:52,470
because if the other
guy hits you in the nose,
840
00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:54,472
it could drive the nose
bone into your brain.
841
00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:56,474
Then you'll release your bowels and die.
842
00:37:56,974 --> 00:37:58,092
Shut up, would ya?
843
00:37:58,592 --> 00:37:59,593
No. He's right.
844
00:37:59,593 --> 00:38:01,595
There are a lot of ways to die in a fight.
845
00:38:01,595 --> 00:38:04,081
Maybe we should put this off.
846
00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:05,583
Hey, there's Sam.
847
00:38:05,816 --> 00:38:08,152
Sam!
848
00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:09,403
Sam!
849
00:38:09,403 --> 00:38:10,137
Sam! Stop it.
850
00:38:10,137 --> 00:38:11,639
Stop it, you moron.
851
00:38:11,639 --> 00:38:13,641
That's not Sam. It's Alan.
852
00:38:13,641 --> 00:38:14,642
What?
853
00:38:14,642 --> 00:38:17,028
So, um, what are you doin'
854
00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:19,030
just goin' home. How about you?
855
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,999
I'm cheering at the game.
856
00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:23,250
Oh.
857
00:38:23,751 --> 00:38:24,752
Well...
858
00:38:24,752 --> 00:38:26,253
You're dressed for it.
859
00:38:26,253 --> 00:38:28,756
Ha ha ha!
860
00:38:28,756 --> 00:38:31,258
What are you losers doin' on my street?
861
00:38:31,258 --> 00:38:32,226
Nothing.
862
00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,728
We're kind of here to beat you up.
863
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:34,729
Bill!
864
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:35,730
Well, we are.
865
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:36,731
Are you?
866
00:38:37,214 --> 00:38:38,215
He's just... He's kidding.
867
00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:39,717
I'm not talkin' to you, dork! Heh heh.
868
00:38:40,217 --> 00:38:42,720
Heh heh. What are you
laughin' at, pinhead?
869
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,188
Oh, I'm just here to watch.
870
00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:45,189
Oh, really?
871
00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:46,691
Well, watch this.
872
00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:46,691
Well, watch this.
873
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,332
Ah!
874
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:54,332
Ah!
875
00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:03,908
You are so dead.
876
00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:06,911
Ah!
877
00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:06,911
Ah!
878
00:39:07,795 --> 00:39:10,297
Well, um, I gotta get out there.
879
00:39:10,297 --> 00:39:11,298
I'll see ya.
880
00:39:11,799 --> 00:39:13,284
All right. See ya.
881
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:13,284
All right. See ya.
882
00:39:14,902 --> 00:39:15,903
Hey, Cindy?
883
00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:17,888
Yeah?
884
00:39:17,888 --> 00:39:17,888
Yeah?
885
00:39:19,507 --> 00:39:22,009
I was wondering, um...
886
00:39:22,009 --> 00:39:22,009
I was wondering, um...
887
00:39:25,012 --> 00:39:26,514
Do, uh...
888
00:39:26,514 --> 00:39:26,514
Do, uh...
889
00:39:32,987 --> 00:39:34,972
You wanna piece of me? I'll kill you!
890
00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:35,473
Bring it on.
891
00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:35,973
Bring it on.
892
00:39:40,828 --> 00:39:41,829
Um...
893
00:39:42,329 --> 00:39:42,329
Um...
894
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:47,668
Do you wanna go to the
homecoming dance with me?
895
00:39:47,668 --> 00:39:50,638
Well, I'm already going with Dan Lewis.
896
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,139
He asked me 2 weeks ago.
897
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:52,640
He asked me 2 weeks ago.
898
00:39:55,259 --> 00:39:57,762
Oh, ok. I mean... Yeah.
899
00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,764
I just thought I would ask
900
00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:01,766
just in case you didn't
have anyone to go with.
901
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,234
Well, um...
902
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:06,737
I gotta get out there, so I'll see ya.
903
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:10,241
Oh, if you're there,
I'll save a dance for you.
904
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,843
Ok.
905
00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:12,843
Ok.
906
00:40:14,361 --> 00:40:15,362
See ya.
907
00:40:15,863 --> 00:40:15,863
See ya.
908
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:20,050
That could be good.
909
00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:20,050
That could be good.
910
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:27,758
Get off me, you psychos!
911
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,261
Unh! Ah!
912
00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:31,879
You ripped my shirt.
913
00:40:31,879 --> 00:40:34,381
You're gonna buy me a new shirt!
914
00:40:34,381 --> 00:40:36,884
You guys are all dead, man! Really dead!
915
00:40:36,884 --> 00:40:36,884
You guys are all dead, man! Really dead!
916
00:40:40,888 --> 00:40:45,126
I got punched in the nose,
but... But I'm still alive.
917
00:40:45,126 --> 00:40:47,628
I guess the nose bone
must have missed my brain.
918
00:40:48,129 --> 00:40:50,131
Yeah. My stomach doesn't hurt anymore.
919
00:40:50,631 --> 00:40:52,133
Mine does.
920
00:40:52,133 --> 00:40:52,133
Mine does.
921
00:40:53,634 --> 00:40:55,102
Did you see me?
922
00:40:55,102 --> 00:40:56,604
I was taunting him.
923
00:40:56,604 --> 00:40:58,606
He was terrified.
924
00:40:58,606 --> 00:40:59,607
Did you see me?
925
00:40:59,607 --> 00:41:02,610
I had his arms. Totally shut him down.
926
00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:04,111
I had his shoes.
927
00:41:04,111 --> 00:41:04,111
I had his shoes.
928
00:41:07,114 --> 00:41:09,116
Wait a minute.
929
00:41:09,116 --> 00:41:11,752
You guys fought Alan?
930
00:41:11,752 --> 00:41:13,721
No. We got hit by a car.
931
00:41:14,221 --> 00:41:16,223
Listen, I'm so sorry.
932
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:18,726
I was talkin' to Cindy.
933
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:20,728
You really stood up for me.
934
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,213
You should see how he looks.
935
00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:23,214
We tore his shirt.
936
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,215
Yeah.
937
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:25,716
So what'd she say?
938
00:41:25,716 --> 00:41:27,101
She's got a date.
939
00:41:27,601 --> 00:41:29,603
She's saving a dance for me.
940
00:41:29,603 --> 00:41:31,105
So you're goin'.
941
00:41:31,105 --> 00:41:33,073
Yeah.
942
00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:34,692
You've gotta slow dance.
943
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:38,195
Yeah. Definitely slow.
944
00:41:38,195 --> 00:41:39,196
Thanks.
945
00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:41,699
You know, I'll be there the next time.
946
00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:44,702
Oh, God, I hope there's not a next time.
947
00:41:54,028 --> 00:41:56,030
♪ I'm ♪
948
00:41:56,030 --> 00:42:00,534
♪ sailing away ♪
949
00:42:00,534 --> 00:42:00,534
♪ sailing away ♪
950
00:42:03,037 --> 00:42:05,539
♪ set an open course ♪
951
00:42:05,539 --> 00:42:07,541
♪ for the virgin sea... ♪
952
00:42:07,541 --> 00:42:10,544
look, uh, I know you're
not happy about this,
953
00:42:10,544 --> 00:42:13,047
but don't make me the bad guy here.
954
00:42:13,047 --> 00:42:14,548
♪ got to be free ♪
955
00:42:15,049 --> 00:42:16,050
if the worst thing in your life
956
00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:17,551
is somebody makes you go to a dance,
957
00:42:17,551 --> 00:42:21,555
then I'd say you have a pretty good life.
958
00:42:21,555 --> 00:42:25,059
♪ that's ahead of me ♪
959
00:42:25,559 --> 00:42:25,559
♪ that's ahead of me ♪
960
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,564
d * on board, I'm a captain d
961
00:42:30,564 --> 00:42:34,602
♪ so climb aboard ♪
962
00:42:35,102 --> 00:42:39,106
♪ we'll search for tomorrow ♪
963
00:42:39,106 --> 00:42:41,458
♪ on every shore ♪
964
00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:43,994
♪ and I'll try ♪
965
00:42:44,545 --> 00:42:49,066
♪ oh, lord, I'll try ♪
966
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:49,567
♪ oh, lord, I'll try ♪
967
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:58,576
♪ to carry on ♪
968
00:42:58,576 --> 00:42:58,576
♪ to carry on ♪
969
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:12,590
♪ I look to the sea... ♪
970
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,591
hi, Cindy.
971
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:16,076
Hey, Sam.
972
00:43:16,076 --> 00:43:20,547
I was wondering, um...
973
00:43:20,547 --> 00:43:22,549
You said you'd save a dance for me,
974
00:43:22,549 --> 00:43:25,052
so can I have it now?
975
00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:28,522
♪ some happy, some sad ♪
976
00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:30,491
I mean, if you're not busy?
977
00:43:30,491 --> 00:43:32,459
I'm not busy.
978
00:43:32,459 --> 00:43:34,445
♪ of childhood friends ♪
979
00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:38,415
♪ and the dreams we had ♪
980
00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:38,415
♪ and the dreams we had ♪
981
00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:43,420
♪
♪ we lived happily forever
982
00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:47,925
♪ so the story goes ♪
983
00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:51,428
♪ but somehow we missed out ♪
984
00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:54,415
♪ on the pot of gold ♪
985
00:43:54,415 --> 00:43:56,900
♪ but we'll try ♪
986
00:43:56,900 --> 00:44:03,374
♪ best that we can ♪
987
00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:08,379
♪ to carry on ♪
988
00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:10,364
[tempo of song picks up]
989
00:44:10,364 --> 00:44:10,364
[Tempo of song picks up]
990
00:44:12,366 --> 00:44:14,868
Come on, Sam.
991
00:44:14,868 --> 00:44:14,868
Come on, Sam.
992
00:44:20,341 --> 00:44:23,327
♪ a gathering of angels ♪
993
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:26,830
♪ appeared above my head ♪
994
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:29,833
♪ they sang to me this song of hope ♪
995
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:32,836
♪ and this is what they said ♪
996
00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:33,971
♪ they said ♪
997
00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:34,972
♪ come sail away ♪
998
00:44:35,472 --> 00:44:36,473
♪ come sail away ♪
999
00:44:36,974 --> 00:44:40,477
♪ come sail away with me, lads ♪
1000
00:44:40,477 --> 00:44:41,979
♪ come sail away ♪
1001
00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:43,947
♪ come sail away ♪
1002
00:44:43,947 --> 00:44:45,949
♪ come sail away with me ♪
1003
00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:48,452
♪ come sail away ♪
1004
00:44:48,452 --> 00:44:50,421
♪ come sail away... ♪
1005
00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:52,923
what are you thinking about, Lindsay?
1006
00:44:52,923 --> 00:44:56,427
I think I'm gonna dance with Eli.
1007
00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:58,429
I'll be right back, Jeff.
1008
00:44:58,429 --> 00:44:59,930
Uh, Linds?
1009
00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:02,933
Maybe you should start
calling me Mr. Rosso again.
1010
00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:40,971
♪ I thought that they were angels ♪
1011
00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:43,724
♪ but to my surprise ♪
1012
00:45:43,724 --> 00:45:47,227
♪ you climbed aboard their starship ♪
1013
00:45:47,227 --> 00:45:50,731
♪ we headed for the skies ♪
1014
00:45:50,731 --> 00:45:52,216
♪ come sail away ♪
1015
00:45:52,216 --> 00:45:54,718
♪ come sail away ♪
1016
00:45:54,718 --> 00:45:56,703
Now, that's the perfect couple.
1017
00:45:56,703 --> 00:45:58,705
I mean, they got some chemistry... Ow!
1018
00:45:58,705 --> 00:45:59,706
Shut up!
1019
00:45:59,706 --> 00:46:00,707
What did I do?
1020
00:46:00,707 --> 00:46:03,660
♪ sail away with me ♪
1021
00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:05,162
♪ come sail away ♪
1022
00:46:05,662 --> 00:46:06,663
♪ come sail away ♪
1023
00:46:06,663 --> 00:46:10,167
♪ come sail away with me ♪
1024
00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:11,668
♪ come sail away ♪
1025
00:46:11,668 --> 00:46:13,170
♪ come sail away ♪
1026
00:46:13,170 --> 00:46:16,673
♪ come sail away with me ♪
1027
00:46:16,673 --> 00:46:18,175
♪ come sail away ♪
1028
00:46:18,175 --> 00:46:19,676
♪ come sail away ♪
1029
00:46:19,676 --> 00:46:23,180
♪ come sail away with me ♪
1030
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:24,681
♪ come sail away ♪
1031
00:46:24,681 --> 00:46:26,183
♪ come sail away ♪
1032
00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:29,686
♪ come sail away with me ♪
1033
00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:30,687
♪ come sail away ♪
1034
00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:32,689
♪ come sail away ♪
1035
00:46:32,689 --> 00:46:35,192
♪ come sail away with me ♪
1036
00:46:35,692 --> 00:46:35,692
♪ come sail away with me ♪
1037
00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000
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