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Freaks and Geeks S01E04 Kim Kelly Is My Friend (VO)
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Hey, those are for my French class.
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Oh, but I love sprinkles.
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- Fine. Just eat it.
- Hey, I'm really hungry, too.
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Please.
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- Just take the plain, OK?
- Oh, thank you.
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People are walking here, OK? God!
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Now they're dirty,
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so just eat them.
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- Here.
- Thanks.
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- What? What's your problem?
- My problem is your face, dirtbag.
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What's going on with her?
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Ricky dumped her this morning.
She's on the warpath.
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Well, if she's looking
for new customers,
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I'm up for a test drive.
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Shut up, Daniel.
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Karen, wait up!
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Jeez, Perry, you're looking huge.
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Yeah? Well, I been
workin' out after school.
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Sorry, little guy. I didn't see ya.
You all right, pal?
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All right.
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- You OK?
- I can't breathe.
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That guy hit you
in the solar plexus.
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Fellas...
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My brother sent me
this amazing chem set.
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I propose after school
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we make some acid, pour it on
the sidewalk, and watch it kill bugs.
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What are you doing?
That's my locker.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't know.
I thought it was mine.
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See? This is mine.
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I just got hit in the solar plexus,
so I'm a little out of it.
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I don't wanna hear
your life story, OK?
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I want you to move your ass!
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Hey, Karen, was this guy trying
to break into your locker?
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No! No. I was just confused.
You know, I thought it was my locker.
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Yeah. You are
very confused, pee-wee.
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Are you sure you're
even in the right school?
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- How old are you?
- 14.
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You can't be 14, midget.
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You haven't even hit puberty.
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- What are you doing?
- I knew it.
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You don't even have hair
in your pits.
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Come on, Karen. Let's go.
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You swear you're 14?
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Then you're a geek.
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This is your locker?
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There. Now you'll always know
which one's yours
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and which one's mine.
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OK, geek?
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You don't have hair in your pits?
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So why did Ricky
break up with Karen?
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Is she, like, a prude?
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Did she not, you know...
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Go the distance?
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Distance?
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No, she's not a prude.
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She's a slut, obviously.
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Obviously.
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She's a friend of yours.
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Last week, she started getting it on
with Ricky's older brother.
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Oh, cool.
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Yesterday...
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He walked in on them.
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Who walked in on who?
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"Who walked in on who?"
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God, people are so gossipy
at this school.
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It's, like, get a life, you know?
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What's up with her?
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That's Gary Ross' seat.
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But he's sick.
He has impetigo.
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What? Are you gonna
sit over here now?
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I just don't feel like
being abused today.
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I mean, I give up, you know?
I go out of my way to be nice to her,
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and it's like...
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No matter what I do, you know?
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Are you OK?
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Look, I'm gonna go talk
to Kim right now.
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No. No, no, no. Don't.
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Yeah, I am becau...
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It... Lindsay, it's really
cool when you hang out,
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and she shouldn't ruin
everything for everybody
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just because she's always
on her period, you know?
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No, Nick, it's OK.
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No, it's not OK.
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It's... you know, it's not OK.
That's the thing.
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Just... please don't.
Don't say anything to her.
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Promise me you won't.
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Yeah. All right. OK.
Whatever you want.
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Thanks.
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A defaced locker...
A humiliated freshman...
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And a busty succubus from hell...
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Perhaps we've left McKinley High
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and entered the chilling
corridors of the Twilight Zone.
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You're not funny.
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I can't believe
she inspected your pits.
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You know, I thought she was
gonna make sweet love to ya.
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What am I supposed to do?
I mean, fight her?
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She's a girl.
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My dad has a rule:
you don't fight girls.
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My dad has a rule:
you don't piss your pants at school.
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Hey, I didn't piss my pants!
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Hey! What happened to my artwork?!
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I spent a lot of time on that!
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I washed it off.
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Well, how you gonna remember
where your locker is?
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I'll remember.
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No, you won't.
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Listen...
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I don't wanna have to fight you.
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You wanna fight me, huh?
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You wanna mix it up a little bit?
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What was that, Bilbo Baggins?
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I... I didn't say anything.
It was him.
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Are you guys deformed or something?
I mean, what's the deal?
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Look, I guess I'm just gonna
have to mark that locker again.
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This time...
In geek blood.
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Well, I'd better get to class.
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I hope she meant your geek blood.
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What are you doing?
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Kim wants me to wait for her.
She's on the phone with her mom.
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I said, I don't know.
Are you deaf?!
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No. I'll try, OK? I'll try.
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I'll try!
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God, would you quit yelling at me,
you psychopath?!
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You know, sometimes
relationships can be a drag.
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Especially if you're
goin' out with her.
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Sorry.
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No. I know.
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She can be cool
if you get to know her.
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You know, mother,
you have really lost it this time!
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No... well, you need help!
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God!
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Well, as usual, my mother
is being a total shrew.
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Oh, biology.
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I think I have a test,
so I'll see you guys later.
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See ya.
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So, how's it goin'?
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What?
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I said, how's it goin'?
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Fine...
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I guess.
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Well, what are you doin' later?
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I don't know.
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Well, meet me after school, OK?
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We can hang.
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OK.
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I heard about what she does
in the yearbook darkroom.
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What she does?
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What?
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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She does it.
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What do you mean, "it"?
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She...
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Fornicates it. OK?
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I doubt it.
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And so what if she does?
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I just think it's sad.
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We can't all be girl scouts, Millie.
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And I expect legible handwriting!
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I can't spend my time trying to
decipher your chicken scrawl.
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That's not my job.
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- You gotta come see this.
- What is it?
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Hurry, man.
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What's a pygmy?
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It's a dwarf from Australia.
It's just a nickname.
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Hey, look, if you don't
get rid of that,
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you're gonna be called
pygmy geek for the next 4 years.
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Jeez!
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Weir!
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What the hell do you
think you're doing?
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Oh, grow up!
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- Someone wrote on my locker.
- So this is your locker?
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No. This is the school's locker.
That's gonna have to be repainted, bub.
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- It wasn't me.
- This wasn't you?
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Well, yeah, but...
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You kids don't respect
school property.
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I mean, you just don't get it.
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OK, I want you to write an essay
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by tomorrow, 500 words...
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"Why vandalism...
Why the property of school
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should be respected
and why we should respect it,"
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and I want it tomorrow, or you're
gonna be on trash detail for a week.{\, you got me?}
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Yeah. Laugh it up.
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Where you goin'?
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I dunno. Home.
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Well, what are you doing later?
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What?
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Do you want to come over
to my house for dinner?
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Did Nick say something to you?
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What do you mean?
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Did Nick tell you to be nice to me?
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Well... yeah.
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I just figured since we have to see
each other anyways all the time,
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we may as well try to get along.
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So do you wanna come over
to my house or not?
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I don't know.
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You know what?
Fine. Just forget it.
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You know, I tried.
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Kim!
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Yeah, what?
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I'll have dinner at your house.
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All right.
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My parents are jerks.
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They love to kill my buzz,
but afterwards we can ditch 'em,
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and go catch a movie or something?
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All right. I'll pick you up
at your house at 5:30.
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I'll see you at 5:30!
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Yeah. Later.
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Hey, honey.
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How was school?
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I don't wanna talk about it, OK?
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Oh, OK, then.
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Samuel, you are going
to ruin your dinner.
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I'm loading up on carbs.
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But we're having carbs for dinner.
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You want me to stay a midget?
Is that what you want?
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You are not a midget.
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Yeah, I am, and it's because
there's no food in this house.
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- I'm malnourished.
- No food?
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What's all this?
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Fruit roll-ups, beef jerky.
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You're just...
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You're just finicky.
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Mom, is it OK if I skip out
on dinner tonight?
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What? Why?
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Well, I was invited over
to Kim Kelly's.
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- Who's Kim Kelly?
- She's just a friend.
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Oh, new friend?
What's she like?
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I don't know.
She's just a girl.
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Kim Kelly's a psycho.
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She and Karen Scarfoli?
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They're violent. They run around
the school being evil.
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That doesn't sound very nice.
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Why do you want to be friends
with a girl like that?
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She's not evil, mom.
She's just different.
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She doesn't wear frilly dresses
or prance around like a cheerleader.
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Just 'cause a girl speaks her mind
doesn't mean she's a psycho.
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You should have told me yesterday.
I'm making veal piccata.
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Maybe another night.
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Mom, she's coming to
pick me up in 15 minutes.
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Fine.
Eat with your friend.
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Why are you friends with Kim Kelly?
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Don't talk to me, OK?
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Kim Kelly's my enemy.
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If you're gonna start being a tattletale
and trying to get me into trouble,
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then maybe you should go
to a different high school.
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I don't need some spy
reporting on my every move.
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I just don't know why you
have to hang out with her.
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Well, why not?
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Because she and her friends
are mean to me.
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They wrote "geek" on my locker.
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Well, maybe you are a geek.
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I'm just kidding.
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Oh, come on, Sam, like I meant that.
256
00:14:52,357 --> 00:14:53,643
Hey, move it or lose it.
257
00:14:58,891 --> 00:15:00,965
Oh, man!
I got the worst cramps.
258
00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:03,628
I just about died
on the way over here.
259
00:15:03,753 --> 00:15:04,753
Hey, Kim.
260
00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:09,370
Can you do me a favor?
261
00:15:09,706 --> 00:15:12,356
Can you quit picking
on my little brother?
262
00:15:14,203 --> 00:15:16,614
I keep forgetting
he's your little brother.
263
00:15:16,739 --> 00:15:18,751
He looks just like
all those other geeks.
264
00:15:19,742 --> 00:15:21,142
Come on. Let's go.
265
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:26,106
I hate Lindsay
and her stupid friends.
266
00:15:26,231 --> 00:15:28,108
You don't hate your sister.
267
00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:30,480
Yeah, I do. She sucks.
268
00:15:30,736 --> 00:15:33,836
Samuel, don't ever use
that disgusting word again.
269
00:15:34,239 --> 00:15:35,239
Sorry.
270
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,533
All right,
I'm warning you right now.
271
00:15:52,658 --> 00:15:54,535
My parents are seriously wacko.
272
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:56,673
Yeah. Mine, too.
Don't worry about it.
273
00:15:56,798 --> 00:15:58,749
No. Mine are mental, OK?
274
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:03,674
They're looking for
a reason to sell my Gremlin.
275
00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:06,642
- They are?
- God, they're such cheap bastards!
276
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,817
But my aunt Kathy gave me this car,
and it's mine.
277
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,014
My aunt Kathy was so rad.
278
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,506
She lived in LA.
She was on Kojak.
279
00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:18,519
She doinked Ryan O'Neal
once at a party.
280
00:16:19,118 --> 00:16:21,512
Wow! She sounds awesome.
281
00:16:21,637 --> 00:16:23,013
Yeah. Well, she's dead.
282
00:16:23,138 --> 00:16:24,488
She OD'd on coke.
283
00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:29,987
So, you see... There's a lot
riding on this dinner.
284
00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:32,283
I can't lose my car.
You get it?
285
00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,820
I don't know if I do.
286
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:38,519
Roll up my window.
287
00:16:38,987 --> 00:16:41,187
I don't want my car to get stolen.
288
00:16:45,093 --> 00:16:46,970
My parents hate everybody.
289
00:16:47,095 --> 00:16:49,678
They hate Daniel.
They can't stand Karen.
290
00:16:49,803 --> 00:16:51,469
The only person they like is you.
291
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,055
But I've never even met them.
292
00:16:55,006 --> 00:16:57,464
Yeah. Well, I told them
all about you,
293
00:16:57,589 --> 00:17:00,414
how you're like this
golden girl and everything,
294
00:17:00,539 --> 00:17:02,239
how you get good grades.
295
00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:04,912
My mother's going to be
pressing you for information.
296
00:17:05,037 --> 00:17:06,567
Just follow my lead.
297
00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:08,277
Oh, and by the way,
298
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,452
I spend the night
at your house every Friday.
299
00:17:10,577 --> 00:17:13,321
Last weekend, we went up to
your vacation house in Benton Harbor
300
00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:15,459
- and went water-skiing.
- We... what?
301
00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:18,085
Hi there.
You must be Lindsay.
302
00:17:19,711 --> 00:17:21,499
It's really nice to meet you.
303
00:17:23,495 --> 00:17:26,390
Kim, did you pick up any soda?
304
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:28,202
I forgot.
305
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:35,085
Well, I forgot to make you dinner.
How do you like that?
306
00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:36,260
Come on in.
307
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,200
So...
308
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,332
Kim says you're a genius.
309
00:17:48,457 --> 00:17:50,319
No, I'm not.
At all.
310
00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:56,867
I get good grades, I guess.
311
00:17:57,316 --> 00:18:00,705
Well, why don't you help out Kim?
She's hangin' on for dear life.
312
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,873
BS. I get good grades.
313
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,544
Oh, I hate to blow your mind, sister,
but Ds are not good. Ds are bad.
314
00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:10,214
I got one "D", OK?
315
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,675
I told you my history teacher
was a pervert.
316
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,377
I wasn't about to go to his house
after school to get "tutored."
317
00:18:15,502 --> 00:18:17,638
Can it, Kim.
You're gonna wake up Chip.
318
00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:26,022
At least I know how to read.
319
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,399
What was that?
320
00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:30,901
Nothing.
321
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,601
So... I hear you girls
had a fun weekend.
322
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:36,699
Yeah, it was great.
323
00:18:37,145 --> 00:18:40,323
We went water-skiing.
I love to water-ski.
324
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:43,289
And, uh, you got a vacation
house up there in Benton Harbor?
325
00:18:44,918 --> 00:18:46,490
That must be nice, huh?
326
00:18:46,615 --> 00:18:49,493
- Your family must be very wealthy.
- Hardly.
327
00:18:49,618 --> 00:18:51,756
Kim says that you are affluent.
328
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,424
Well, we do all right.
329
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,760
I'm really not supposed
to talk about it.
330
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,263
My dad always says a farmer never
reveals how many cows he's got.
331
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:03,319
- Your old man's a farmer?
- No.
332
00:19:03,444 --> 00:19:05,269
He owns A1 Sporting Goods.
333
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,230
Really? Can he get us a discount?
334
00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:12,526
What?
335
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:15,314
We don't live in a mansion here,
as you can see.
336
00:19:15,439 --> 00:19:19,057
We don't have a swimming pool
and tennis court, the way you do.
337
00:19:19,182 --> 00:19:21,682
We may not be rich, but we get by.
338
00:19:22,715 --> 00:19:25,165
- We're remodeling.
- Oh, and take your time with that.
339
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:28,240
I love relievin' myself
behind a shower curtain.
340
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:33,965
Smells like fart.
341
00:19:36,368 --> 00:19:38,926
- Here. Hold this test tube.
- Yeah, right.
342
00:19:39,051 --> 00:19:41,292
I'm not gonna get
my fingers melted off
343
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:43,467
just so you can get a kick.
344
00:19:43,592 --> 00:19:44,976
OK? I need these fingers.
345
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:48,104
Why? So you can pick your rumpus?
Just hold the test tube.
346
00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:52,280
No. I read in this magazine
about a chemical
347
00:19:52,563 --> 00:19:54,953
that burns your flesh.
This kid got a little bit on him
348
00:19:55,078 --> 00:19:58,278
and now he's goin' to Disneyland
for his last hoorah.
349
00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:01,899
You guys...
I'm writing an essay.
350
00:20:02,024 --> 00:20:04,787
Could you just, like,
be quiet, please?
351
00:20:05,527 --> 00:20:07,511
- OK?
- All right.
352
00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:10,495
How many words you got?
353
00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:12,516
33.
354
00:20:13,693 --> 00:20:14,995
It's so unfair!
355
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,257
I mean, if I have to write an essay,
356
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,928
then Karen Scarfoli should
have to write a big, fat book.
357
00:20:22,174 --> 00:20:23,974
I think she's a sex fiend.
358
00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:26,279
You should move your locker.
359
00:20:26,966 --> 00:20:29,315
What if she comes to school
really horny one day?
360
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,981
- Girls don't get horny.
- They don't?
361
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:33,983
Only guys get horny.
362
00:20:34,339 --> 00:20:36,193
Maybe Karen Scarfoli's a guy.
363
00:20:37,372 --> 00:20:38,821
Sam, if it was me,
364
00:20:39,633 --> 00:20:42,199
I'd go to Karen Scarfoli's house
and make her write it.
365
00:20:43,422 --> 00:20:45,536
- I'm sure you would.
- I would.
366
00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:48,497
You can't let chicks humiliate you
like that in public.
367
00:20:49,263 --> 00:20:51,125
She did not humiliate me.
368
00:20:51,906 --> 00:20:53,377
Uh... she kinda did.
369
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:58,779
OK, all right, then what about
when she started picking on you?
370
00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:01,510
You ran away, Bilbo Baggins.
371
00:21:01,921 --> 00:21:03,721
Yeah? Well, at least,
I'm not a pygmy.
372
00:21:07,329 --> 00:21:11,228
So, how long you had that house
up there in Benton Harbor, Lindsay?
373
00:21:12,968 --> 00:21:14,023
A few years.
374
00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:17,040
Yeah. You know,
I did waitress up there one summer,
375
00:21:17,165 --> 00:21:20,415
so I know the area pretty good.
Where's your house at?
376
00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:22,719
It's... by the water.
377
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,619
Yeah. What neighborhood?
378
00:21:27,826 --> 00:21:30,331
Uh, it's, uh... over by the...
379
00:21:30,612 --> 00:21:34,001
Uh, Mom, Lindsay invited me up
this weekend to go fishing.
380
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:36,504
- Can I go?
- What street is it on?
381
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,340
Benton Harbor...
382
00:21:43,465 --> 00:21:44,512
Street.
383
00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:50,559
You are a lying brat!
384
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,199
I knew it!
I told you.
385
00:21:52,324 --> 00:21:54,856
I'm not lying. You just can't
believe I can make a friend
386
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,899
- who's rich and smart.
- She's not smart.
387
00:21:57,067 --> 00:22:00,200
No, she is! She's really smart!
I swear to God, she's smart!
388
00:22:00,325 --> 00:22:02,925
She's a bum, like
all your other friends!
389
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:04,628
What's happening?
390
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:08,235
It's that car!
You're driving around town,
391
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,621
you're tramping it up in that car!
I know what you do!
392
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:13,212
Yeah, you should know!
I learned it from you!
393
00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:15,376
You're grounded for good,
you got me?
394
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,920
News flash.
You're not my father, fat ass!
395
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,255
Damn right, I'm not!
396
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,424
Aw, that's it!
We're selling the car!
397
00:22:22,147 --> 00:22:25,636
No! That's my car!
Aunt Kathy gave me that car!
398
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,775
Oh, yeah? Well, your aunt Kathy
spent $1,000 of my money
399
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:32,101
snorting it up her nose, so as far
as I'm concerned, that car is mine!
400
00:22:32,422 --> 00:22:34,604
Fine! I'm outta here.
401
00:22:34,772 --> 00:22:37,106
Oh, no, you don't.
No. No!
402
00:22:37,471 --> 00:22:39,456
You are not going out anywhere.
403
00:22:39,581 --> 00:22:41,694
- Go to the car, Lindsay!
- Give me those keys!
404
00:22:44,553 --> 00:22:46,616
Give me the keys! Get her keys!
405
00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:51,113
Lindsay, go!
406
00:22:51,526 --> 00:22:52,950
Give me the keys!
407
00:23:10,177 --> 00:23:11,506
Open the door!
408
00:23:13,881 --> 00:23:15,311
Open that door!
409
00:23:19,905 --> 00:23:22,944
- Get inside!
- When I get my hands on you, sister!
410
00:23:24,476 --> 00:23:25,976
Get out of that car!
411
00:23:26,978 --> 00:23:28,878
That's my car!
Now get out!
412
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,330
Kim, hurry!
413
00:23:31,414 --> 00:23:34,239
If you leave now,
you are never coming back!
414
00:23:35,453 --> 00:23:36,999
Don't you start this car!
415
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,490
You are never coming back here!
416
00:23:42,486 --> 00:23:44,404
I'm calling the cops on you!
417
00:23:44,861 --> 00:23:46,761
I'm calling the cops on you!
418
00:23:47,476 --> 00:23:48,876
Just look at this!
419
00:23:49,836 --> 00:23:51,222
Look at this kid.
420
00:23:54,322 --> 00:23:56,422
- You spoil her!
- Oh, stop it!
421
00:24:06,351 --> 00:24:08,489
This is my car, my car,
my car, my car!
422
00:24:09,838 --> 00:24:12,158
Mine! My car! My car!
423
00:24:12,841 --> 00:24:13,841
God!
424
00:24:17,538 --> 00:24:18,588
Are you OK?
425
00:24:23,121 --> 00:24:25,214
Benton Harbor Street?
426
00:24:25,901 --> 00:24:28,414
Yeah, well, I've never been
to Benton Harbor, OK?
427
00:24:28,539 --> 00:24:30,619
You should've told me
you were using me.
428
00:24:30,744 --> 00:24:34,204
Yeah, well, my parents are always
on my ass about where I'm going.
429
00:24:34,329 --> 00:24:38,333
You know, she thinks I'm a loser.
She thinks all my friends are losers.
430
00:24:38,586 --> 00:24:39,586
I just...
431
00:24:41,227 --> 00:24:43,149
Wanted to bring home
someone like you.
432
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,360
I'm sorry, OK?
433
00:24:46,843 --> 00:24:48,301
Are you happy now?
434
00:24:48,963 --> 00:24:51,419
Whatever. I just wish
you would've told me.
435
00:24:51,544 --> 00:24:54,808
My stepfather wants to sell my car.
I don't think so.
436
00:24:54,933 --> 00:24:57,431
With all the dirt I have on him,
he'd better just watch it.
437
00:24:57,556 --> 00:24:59,106
You know what I mean?
438
00:25:03,925 --> 00:25:07,147
- So what are you going to do now?
- I'm going to find Daniel.
439
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:10,272
When he hears about this,
he's going to flip out.
440
00:25:18,102 --> 00:25:20,952
Sorry to break it to you,
but you're the geek.
441
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,768
- What?
- You heard me. You're the geek.
442
00:25:23,893 --> 00:25:26,493
I may be some things,
but I'm not a geek.
443
00:25:26,772 --> 00:25:30,446
Hey, you guys, let's go make some
acid and pour it on the sidewalk.
444
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:31,776
Won't that be fun?
445
00:25:31,901 --> 00:25:34,051
Watch it.
That stuff is expensive.
446
00:25:34,176 --> 00:25:37,571
You're 14 years old and you
still play with chemistry sets?
447
00:25:37,696 --> 00:25:40,946
Uh, hey, nimrod,
adults play with chemistry sets, too.
448
00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:42,906
They're called scientists.
449
00:25:43,031 --> 00:25:46,504
However, I don't know too many adults
who still play with their Tonka trucks.
450
00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:48,339
I don't play with Tonka trucks.
451
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:50,543
You want to go on the record
with that statement?
452
00:25:50,668 --> 00:25:52,868
I gave them away, like, years ago.
453
00:25:54,615 --> 00:25:57,848
May I direct the jury's
attention to exhibit "A"?
454
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:01,675
May I direct the jury's
attention to exhibit "A"?
455
00:26:01,988 --> 00:26:04,177
You and your lame impersonations.
456
00:26:04,484 --> 00:26:06,677
Ever thought about
teaching a class in geek?
457
00:26:06,802 --> 00:26:09,182
Hey, at least
I've got hair in my pits.
458
00:26:09,307 --> 00:26:11,224
OK. OK.
Hey, Bill.
459
00:26:13,084 --> 00:26:16,012
Who's the bigger geek?
Me or Neal? You decide.
460
00:26:17,013 --> 00:26:19,203
Like, I don't...
Neither?
461
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:21,429
Come on.
You gotta choose.
462
00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:28,618
I don't know.
I mean, what's geek mean anyway?
463
00:26:28,743 --> 00:26:30,339
I mean, it's just a word.
464
00:26:30,745 --> 00:26:32,896
- Come on, Bill.
- Yeah, pick.
465
00:26:37,943 --> 00:26:40,346
I guess... Sam.
466
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:42,184
Oh, and the verdict is in.
467
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:46,328
You shouldn't feel so ashamed. There
are a lot of famous geeks in history.
468
00:26:46,453 --> 00:26:49,072
Einstein, Gilligan, Gomer Pyle.
469
00:26:49,197 --> 00:26:51,074
You know, it's all the s...
470
00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:54,577
Hey, hey, hey, come on!
Cut it out!
471
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:55,865
Stop it!
472
00:26:56,909 --> 00:26:58,701
Give it a rest!
Come on.
473
00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:01,645
Stop it. Stop!
474
00:27:02,429 --> 00:27:04,566
You're going to tear my sweater.
475
00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,991
You done with your little hissy fit?
476
00:27:10,303 --> 00:27:12,833
Stop it! Hey, stop! Get off me!
477
00:27:14,902 --> 00:27:16,802
- Guys, guys!
- My chemistry set!
478
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:20,277
- What is that?
- I don't know!
479
00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:23,233
Cover your flesh.
Cover your flesh.
480
00:27:24,429 --> 00:27:26,626
All right. That's it.
481
00:27:26,751 --> 00:27:28,272
Guys, get out! Now!
482
00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:33,258
There's his car.
483
00:27:33,383 --> 00:27:36,783
Him and Nick like to come here
and shoot hoops sometimes.
484
00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:04,892
You are dead!
485
00:28:05,408 --> 00:28:07,770
You are so dead!
Do you hear me?
486
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,648
You are dead!
Both of you are dead!
487
00:28:18,379 --> 00:28:19,529
She's pissed.
488
00:28:48,498 --> 00:28:50,187
Well, maybe it's not what you think.
489
00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:53,106
I mean, maybe they were
just goofing around.
490
00:28:54,606 --> 00:28:55,856
You never know.
491
00:28:59,110 --> 00:29:00,110
Oh, god.
492
00:29:00,612 --> 00:29:01,988
God, Kim, I'm so s...
493
00:29:02,113 --> 00:29:04,619
Don't touch me! Just don't touch me.
494
00:29:06,685 --> 00:29:08,372
I never want to see him again.
495
00:29:10,627 --> 00:29:12,168
It's just, you know,
496
00:29:12,937 --> 00:29:16,148
he's the nicest guy
I've ever met. You know?
497
00:29:18,684 --> 00:29:20,484
And he's such a babe, too.
498
00:29:21,482 --> 00:29:24,472
I mean, he's sexier than Rod Stewart.
Don't you think?
499
00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:27,710
Yeah, he's a really
good-looking guy.
500
00:29:29,449 --> 00:29:32,897
I mean, Daniel...
Daniel is a normal guy, you know?
501
00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:35,151
He'll screw anything that moves.
502
00:29:35,276 --> 00:29:38,194
And that's why I got to stay alert.
503
00:29:38,512 --> 00:29:40,562
I have to be a bitch, you know?
504
00:29:43,636 --> 00:29:45,969
Oh, my life sucks!
505
00:29:46,094 --> 00:29:47,344
No, it doesn't.
506
00:29:47,711 --> 00:29:50,510
My parents hate me!
I don't have any friends!
507
00:29:50,635 --> 00:29:53,223
You're, like,
my only friend, Lindsay,
508
00:29:53,348 --> 00:29:54,335
and you're...
509
00:29:54,821 --> 00:29:56,639
You're a total loser.
510
00:29:58,062 --> 00:29:59,306
No offense.
511
00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:12,890
Sam, slow down.
It's not a race.
512
00:30:13,217 --> 00:30:14,594
What's the problem?
513
00:30:14,719 --> 00:30:17,316
Oh, he usually never eats,
514
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:19,272
and just look at him.
515
00:30:20,571 --> 00:30:21,925
Oh, he's fine.
516
00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:24,115
He could use a little
meat on his bones.
517
00:30:24,283 --> 00:30:26,973
I'm just worried
he might have worms.
518
00:30:27,725 --> 00:30:30,552
Sam, do you think
you might have worms?
519
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,354
Mom?
520
00:30:35,479 --> 00:30:36,544
Hey, Lindsay.
521
00:30:37,108 --> 00:30:38,754
Is this your new friend?
522
00:30:39,178 --> 00:30:41,921
- We're gonna be in my room.
- You sure you don't want any dinner?
523
00:30:42,046 --> 00:30:43,296
No, we're fine.
524
00:30:43,845 --> 00:30:44,924
What you eatin'?
525
00:30:45,049 --> 00:30:46,399
Veal piccata.
526
00:30:47,144 --> 00:30:48,428
It looks good.
527
00:30:48,553 --> 00:30:51,267
Well, sit down.
I'll get you both a plate.
528
00:31:16,648 --> 00:31:18,598
Is everything all right, Kim?
529
00:31:19,094 --> 00:31:21,753
Mom, she's having problems
with her boyfriend.
530
00:31:21,878 --> 00:31:24,328
She doesn't want
to talk about it, OK?
531
00:31:38,137 --> 00:31:39,315
There, there.
532
00:31:41,289 --> 00:31:42,485
I mean, you're a guy.
533
00:31:43,085 --> 00:31:44,195
Right?
534
00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:47,031
Why are guys only interested in sex?
535
00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,347
It's so sick.
536
00:32:02,317 --> 00:32:03,297
Damn.
537
00:32:04,425 --> 00:32:05,814
What is it, Sam?
538
00:32:06,802 --> 00:32:08,452
Is he going to blow up?
539
00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:14,387
That's a perfectly good
piece of veal wasted.
540
00:32:14,512 --> 00:32:17,212
I'm telling you,
I think he has a parasite.
541
00:32:18,326 --> 00:32:19,426
I'll get it.
542
00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:23,079
Hello.
543
00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:24,793
Yes, this is she.
544
00:32:25,997 --> 00:32:28,497
Oh, yes. Yeah,
they're both right here.
545
00:32:29,587 --> 00:32:30,587
She is?
546
00:32:31,059 --> 00:32:32,059
She did?
547
00:32:32,590 --> 00:32:34,467
Really? Oh, my.
548
00:32:34,592 --> 00:32:36,793
No, I had...
I had no idea.
549
00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:42,314
No. Vacation home where?
550
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,027
You look familiar.
551
00:32:44,608 --> 00:32:46,859
Does any of your family
shop at my store?
552
00:32:46,984 --> 00:32:50,450
Yeah, but my mom hates going there
'cause it's so overpriced.
553
00:32:50,575 --> 00:32:54,098
You know, you can get the same
stuff at Sportsmart for a lot less.
554
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,351
You don't say?
555
00:32:57,582 --> 00:33:00,021
OK, yes. Thank you.
Good-bye.
556
00:33:08,241 --> 00:33:10,891
Can I see you
in the kitchen for a second?
557
00:33:17,143 --> 00:33:19,429
That was Kim's mother on the phone.
558
00:33:19,554 --> 00:33:21,431
- What is happening?
- What do you mean?
559
00:33:21,556 --> 00:33:23,878
She was yelling at me.
560
00:33:24,554 --> 00:33:27,590
She said you told them that we have
a vacation home in Benton Harbor,
561
00:33:28,197 --> 00:33:31,547
that you and Kim stay out all night
and sleep with boys,
562
00:33:31,923 --> 00:33:33,888
and that I shouldn't
believe a word you say.
563
00:33:34,244 --> 00:33:36,344
Look, mom, none of that is true.
564
00:33:36,888 --> 00:33:39,936
Kim got in a fight with her parents,
and Mrs. Kelly's just upset.
565
00:33:40,104 --> 00:33:41,784
Well, now I'm upset.
566
00:33:41,909 --> 00:33:43,397
Very upset.
567
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,608
Mom, come on.
I barely know Kim.
568
00:33:45,913 --> 00:33:47,516
Good. Maybe that's for the best.
569
00:33:47,641 --> 00:33:50,491
I don't think she's
a very positive influence.
570
00:33:50,817 --> 00:33:54,122
Be a little understanding, Mom.
Kim comes from a broken home.
571
00:33:54,247 --> 00:33:57,453
Her parents are deranged.
Not everybody's family is like ours.
572
00:33:57,767 --> 00:34:00,770
I know that.
I just don't want to see you...
573
00:34:02,161 --> 00:34:03,668
Thank you so much for dinner.
574
00:34:03,898 --> 00:34:05,169
It was really great.
575
00:34:06,024 --> 00:34:08,124
You guys have such a nice house.
576
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,981
You think it'd be cool
if I hung out here for a little bit?
577
00:34:12,106 --> 00:34:13,970
My house is such
a nightmare right now.
578
00:34:14,609 --> 00:34:15,852
Oh, of course.
579
00:34:15,977 --> 00:34:18,327
Just, please, make yourself at home.
580
00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:19,892
Thanks.
581
00:34:25,359 --> 00:34:27,909
You think she might
like some ice cream?
582
00:34:30,849 --> 00:34:32,401
I think he's stoned.
583
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:35,388
Stoned? What are you talking about?
584
00:34:35,513 --> 00:34:38,407
Hey, what do you say
we guys go down to the beach
585
00:34:38,532 --> 00:34:40,082
and shoot some clams?
586
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,950
I hate cop shows.
587
00:34:42,282 --> 00:34:43,913
Cops are such pigs.
588
00:34:44,771 --> 00:34:46,883
My brother got ambushed
by cops once.
589
00:34:47,008 --> 00:34:49,029
They beat him on the head
with their billy clubs.
590
00:34:49,154 --> 00:34:50,887
Oh, my. What was he doing?
591
00:34:51,012 --> 00:34:54,135
Nothing. He was just drunk,
minding his own business.
592
00:34:54,303 --> 00:34:56,271
The cops just went nuts on him.
593
00:34:56,396 --> 00:34:59,899
Now he sleeps all day on the couch,
and he never parties.
594
00:35:00,024 --> 00:35:01,851
I think he's got brain damage.
595
00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:05,014
Take these things,
have them analyzed, fast. Nick?
596
00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:06,522
Not that way!
597
00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:10,123
I'll get it!
598
00:35:16,325 --> 00:35:18,200
Hey, Nick.
What's going on?
599
00:35:19,603 --> 00:35:22,872
Daniel's waiting out at the car,
and he wants to talk to Kim.
600
00:35:23,486 --> 00:35:25,499
I don't think
now is a very good time.
601
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,017
She's really mad.
602
00:35:28,689 --> 00:35:31,714
Hey, Kim. Thanks a lot for
almost running me over back there!
603
00:35:31,882 --> 00:35:33,232
What do you want?
604
00:35:35,354 --> 00:35:38,147
Daniel's out at the car,
and he would like to talk with you.
605
00:35:38,272 --> 00:35:41,313
What are you, his chore boy?
Why don't you go tell your master
606
00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:43,726
I don't ever want to
talk to him again? He's scum!
607
00:35:43,894 --> 00:35:45,895
He's waiting outside.
Go tell him yourself.
608
00:35:46,063 --> 00:35:48,444
No way. I'm not going out there.
You can just forget it.
609
00:35:48,569 --> 00:35:50,274
Go tell him to go to hell!
610
00:35:50,571 --> 00:35:51,571
Look,
611
00:35:51,961 --> 00:35:55,279
if you don't go out there,
then he's just going to come in here.
612
00:35:56,038 --> 00:35:58,905
Maybe you should talk to the boy...
Outside.
613
00:35:59,030 --> 00:36:01,285
Just tell him how you feel, honey.
614
00:36:01,733 --> 00:36:04,333
I'm not going to talk
to him again. Ever!
615
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:06,540
So you can all just bite me!
616
00:36:11,542 --> 00:36:14,298
If she's planning on sleeping over,
she can just forget about it.
617
00:36:26,109 --> 00:36:27,309
You scared me!
618
00:36:31,946 --> 00:36:33,818
- Crap!
- Get outta here.
619
00:36:33,986 --> 00:36:34,938
What?
620
00:36:35,063 --> 00:36:37,263
You heard me.
Get out of my room.
621
00:36:38,127 --> 00:36:41,284
- After all you did to me today.
- What did I do to you?
622
00:36:41,452 --> 00:36:43,327
You wrote geek on my locker.
623
00:36:43,924 --> 00:36:46,289
Hey, I didn't do that.
Karen did that.
624
00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:49,495
Oh, yeah, well, she's your friend,
625
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,480
and you were laughing.
626
00:36:51,969 --> 00:36:55,333
You know what it feels like to
have that written on your locker?
627
00:36:55,458 --> 00:36:56,465
Jeez!
628
00:36:56,633 --> 00:36:58,801
Now I have to write
this stupid essay.
629
00:36:58,969 --> 00:37:00,297
OK, listen.
630
00:37:00,422 --> 00:37:03,142
Karen is not my friend, OK?
631
00:37:03,861 --> 00:37:06,559
Just wait.
Tomorrow she's going to learn.
632
00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:10,960
- What goes around comes around.
- What do you mean?
633
00:37:11,085 --> 00:37:13,153
Just don't worry about her.
She's dead meat.
634
00:37:13,278 --> 00:37:14,278
Really?
635
00:37:14,403 --> 00:37:17,103
She messed with the wrong
person this time.
636
00:37:18,490 --> 00:37:20,690
I'm just going to break her arms.
637
00:37:21,048 --> 00:37:23,212
- Seriously?
- And after I break her arms,
638
00:37:23,337 --> 00:37:26,082
I'm going to take a wrench,
and pull out her teeth one by one.
639
00:37:26,207 --> 00:37:28,945
And then I'm going to take a match,
and set her hair on fire.
640
00:37:29,070 --> 00:37:31,070
Well, don't hurt her too bad.
641
00:37:31,993 --> 00:37:32,993
Just wait.
642
00:37:33,548 --> 00:37:36,048
She's going to wish
she was never born.
643
00:37:42,049 --> 00:37:44,150
Hey, Lindsay, how's it...
How's it going?
644
00:37:44,275 --> 00:37:46,803
How's it going?
It's going bad.
645
00:37:47,419 --> 00:37:50,227
Those guys are going to make up,
you know? Don't worry about it.
646
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:51,934
She's really pissed.
647
00:37:52,059 --> 00:37:54,259
She's always pissed off, you know?
648
00:37:54,788 --> 00:37:57,440
You just got to try to,
like, calm down a little bit.
649
00:37:57,565 --> 00:37:59,942
I know. It's just,
tonight has been really intense.
650
00:38:00,067 --> 00:38:01,667
You seem really tense.
651
00:38:02,006 --> 00:38:04,487
Hey, come here.
Um, here.
652
00:38:13,893 --> 00:38:15,038
Ah! Harold!
653
00:38:15,163 --> 00:38:18,047
Lady, I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm just looking for my girlfriend.
654
00:38:20,826 --> 00:38:21,826
Mom?
655
00:38:22,428 --> 00:38:24,397
Hey, Lindsay,
the door was open, so...
656
00:38:24,522 --> 00:38:25,808
Who's this punk?
657
00:38:25,933 --> 00:38:28,588
Dad, this is Daniel.
He's a friend from school.
658
00:38:28,713 --> 00:38:31,894
Jeez, kid, you ever hear of a doorbell?
People do have heart attacks, you know.
659
00:38:32,062 --> 00:38:33,662
Oh, yeah. Sorry, pops.
660
00:38:35,269 --> 00:38:37,578
- Where's Kim?
- She doesn't want to see you.
661
00:38:37,703 --> 00:38:40,115
That's right, so why don't
you get the hell out of here?
662
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,398
- Will you let me explain?
- What, that I hate you?
663
00:38:42,523 --> 00:38:43,752
I didn't do nothin'.
664
00:38:43,877 --> 00:38:46,534
Oh, {\you didn't do anything.}I'm sorry, that must've been
somebody else.
665
00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:49,161
Will you just calm down
and not be a bitch for one second?
666
00:38:49,769 --> 00:38:51,319
What did you call me?
667
00:38:53,838 --> 00:38:55,960
I said calm down! OK?
668
00:38:56,602 --> 00:38:58,317
Just don't...
669
00:38:58,442 --> 00:39:00,319
I saw her sucking on your finger!
670
00:39:00,444 --> 00:39:02,822
- What else has she sucked on?
- Are you high right now?
671
00:39:02,947 --> 00:39:04,385
No, I am not high!
672
00:39:04,553 --> 00:39:07,506
Just don't! You know?
Just don't lie to me!
673
00:39:07,631 --> 00:39:09,762
- I'm not lying.
- Don't lie to me!
674
00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:11,934
- I'm not lying.
- Just don't! You know?
675
00:39:12,102 --> 00:39:14,553
Just stop lying to me!
676
00:39:14,678 --> 00:39:16,485
I know that you slept with her!
677
00:39:16,610 --> 00:39:18,611
I'm not lying. OK?
678
00:39:20,114 --> 00:39:21,314
I'm not lying.
679
00:39:23,885 --> 00:39:24,994
Oh, just...
680
00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:26,619
I didn't do nothin'.
681
00:39:28,122 --> 00:39:29,472
There's only you.
682
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:33,540
OK?
683
00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:39,837
God, you suck.
684
00:39:40,327 --> 00:39:41,961
There's nobody but you.
685
00:39:42,086 --> 00:39:43,465
Mom, dad.
686
00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:53,632
No. No, it's not OK.
687
00:39:54,621 --> 00:39:56,171
I'm still mad at you.
688
00:40:01,021 --> 00:40:02,443
It's just... no.
689
00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:04,111
Lindsay, who are these people?
690
00:40:04,525 --> 00:40:07,002
Mom, dad, this is Nick.
691
00:40:08,629 --> 00:40:11,619
Hi. Hey, Mr. Weir.
Hi, Mrs. Weir.
692
00:40:12,132 --> 00:40:13,915
I just want you to know it's, like,
693
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,640
such a pleasure to
meet you guys finally.
694
00:40:18,212 --> 00:40:19,965
Uh, Lindsay turned out great!
695
00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:22,156
She's... so great.
696
00:40:22,933 --> 00:40:24,215
Congratulations.
697
00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:27,718
- Thanks.
- Hey, so, um, listen,
698
00:40:30,138 --> 00:40:32,473
do you guys mind if I have
this fruit roll-up?
699
00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:35,687
Oh, no. Please...
Go... please, go ahead.
700
00:40:35,812 --> 00:40:37,186
Enjoy.
701
00:40:37,574 --> 00:40:39,919
- Thank you so much.
- Sure.
702
00:40:42,546 --> 00:40:45,861
I think they've made up.
Let's go check on them.
703
00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:47,738
- Mom, no.
- Oh, Lindsay.
704
00:40:48,035 --> 00:40:51,647
I think we deserve to see
a happy ending, don't you, Harold?
705
00:40:53,397 --> 00:40:56,397
These friends of yours gonna be
leaving our house in the near future?
706
00:40:56,522 --> 00:40:57,522
Mom, wait.
707
00:41:01,265 --> 00:41:02,265
Oh, my.
708
00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:13,202
Listen, uh, I just wanted to tell you,
I think you got a great store.
709
00:41:13,327 --> 00:41:15,204
There's a lot of
great stuff in there.
710
00:41:15,329 --> 00:41:17,206
I bought a basketball
a couple of years ago.
711
00:41:17,331 --> 00:41:19,708
- It still works and everything.
- Good.
712
00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:21,710
You guys mind if I have these or...
713
00:41:21,835 --> 00:41:23,964
Please, go ahead.
Take them.
714
00:41:24,089 --> 00:41:27,216
Thanks so much for dinner
and ice cream and everything.
715
00:41:27,341 --> 00:41:29,951
It was really good to meet you guys.
716
00:41:30,962 --> 00:41:32,389
Super nice.
717
00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:36,982
- Good luck with your parents.
- Oh! Don't remind me.
718
00:41:37,611 --> 00:41:40,737
Hey, you think it's cool
if I leave my car here tonight?
719
00:41:40,862 --> 00:41:43,294
I'll pick it up tomorrow.
We could hang out.
720
00:41:43,841 --> 00:41:44,841
Great.
721
00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:49,863
Maybe we can all
have dinner tomorrow night.
722
00:41:55,427 --> 00:41:59,308
Well, I got a ton of homework to do,
so I guess I better go hit the books.
723
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:00,433
Huh, Dad?
724
00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:03,638
Good night.
725
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:07,890
This isn't good.
726
00:42:08,683 --> 00:42:09,683
No.
727
00:42:17,140 --> 00:42:18,140
Hi, Sam.
728
00:42:19,643 --> 00:42:21,093
You going to class?
729
00:42:22,314 --> 00:42:23,314
Yeah.
730
00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:27,349
Hey, Sam Weir.
731
00:42:27,474 --> 00:42:29,001
Where's my essay?
732
00:42:36,058 --> 00:42:37,853
OK. You know what we're going to do?
733
00:42:37,978 --> 00:42:41,208
We're going to post this on your locker
so that everyone in McKinley
734
00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:43,583
can learn from your little mistake.
735
00:42:50,839 --> 00:42:52,017
All right, I give up.
736
00:42:52,142 --> 00:42:55,342
If you kids want to live in trash,
that's fine by me.
737
00:42:59,329 --> 00:43:00,629
Did you do this?
738
00:43:02,495 --> 00:43:03,495
I did it.
739
00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:07,510
Because you are a slut, slut.
740
00:43:08,172 --> 00:43:09,653
He hit on me.
741
00:43:09,778 --> 00:43:13,028
Oh, yeah? Well, after school,
I'm going to hit on you.
742
00:43:13,364 --> 00:43:14,780
See you then.
743
00:43:17,242 --> 00:43:18,242
Bye.
744
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,060
Hey, Kim, thanks.
That was really cool.
745
00:43:29,358 --> 00:43:30,708
No problem, geek.54071
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