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Freaks and Geeks S01E02 Beers and Weirs (VO)
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Lindsay, how would you like to go
buy some new clothes at the mall?
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These old jeans are looking
pretty ragging.
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No thanks, Mom, I like my jeans.
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Dad's the one
who could use some pants.
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Who am I to impress?
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When it's your house,
you can wear a tuxedo to breakfast.
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I called Mrs. Amandala,
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she's gonna stay with you kids
while Daddy and I are in Chicago.
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Mom, no!
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We don't need a babysitter,
I can take care of Sam.
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I can take care of myself!
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Oh, yeah, that's a great idea.
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I can just see you guys,
eating candy for breakfast
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and drawing pictures on the wall.
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How old do you think we are, Dad?
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I've been babysitting for the Kellers
for two years already.
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Yeah, that's for their kids.
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I don't know, maybe they are
a little old for a babysitter.
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Maybe they're ready, hon.
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Fine. Mrs. Amandala makes the house
smell like an old lady anyway.
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I hear Peter Lemengela
is playing the closing night.
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Paul Anka.
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Paul Anka...
Can I come?
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You'd prefer if we listened to that punk
rock music I've been reading about.
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You know, those Sex Pistols?
They spit on their audience.
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That's terrible.
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That's what I wanna do, spend
my hard earned money to be spit on.
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That's entertaining.
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Come on, Dad,
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every generation is afraid
of the music that comes from the next.
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I'm sure your parents hated Elvis.
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Elvis didn't expectorate
on his fans.
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No, but he died on the toilet.
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That's paradise compared to where
those Sex Pistols are gonna end up.
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- What's up.
- What's the matter?
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John Bonham died.
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Yeah, I know, last week.
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He's dead.
You know, it's like... he's dead.
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As a result, there's no more...
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Led Zeppelin.
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Why don't they just
get a new drummer?
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What? Are you...
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Let's just forget it.
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No, what you gotta do is look
for something in the store
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that's expensive
but looks really cheap.
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Then you switch price tags with
something that is really cheap.
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You put the original back on it,
and return it for store credit.
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That's how I got this jacket.
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Ten bucks, this thing cost me.
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Oh, it's beautiful!
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Clearly worth all the effort.
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My dad caught a shoplifter once.
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He locked him in the store,
and when the cops came...
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Well, my dad says shoplifters
cost him a fortune.
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If I owned a store,
and caught some little kid shoplifting,
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I'd just take 'em out the back,
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and then deal with it.
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Would you, Mr. Tough Man?
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Yeah, I would, Mrs. Tough Man.
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Like that time when John Ergner
kicked your ass, like that?
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Do you mind flapping your lips
somewhere else? You smell.
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Did you guys break up or something?
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No, we didn't break up.
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I dumped his loser ass.
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Is that what happened!
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OK, if it makes you feel better.
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Does anybody want to come and see
The Wall with me on Saturday night?
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I thought I might
try and experiment,
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see it straight, once.
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Don't do it.
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You'll regret it, man. Trust me.
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I would, but my parents
are going out of town,
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I have to watch my little brother.
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Maybe we can all hang out
at your house.
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Kegger!
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Kegger.
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You mean, like a party?
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Yeah, right.
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Lindsay is too lame to let anyone
enter her precious little house.
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Sure!
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Why not?
I like parties.
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Great.
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Who's the too lame one?
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Up yours!
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OK, guys,
ten bucks each for the keg.
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Come on, you too.
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No, Lindsay, please.
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House drinks free.
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Don't worry about anything.
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Why does she hang out
with those guys?
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I don't know. Why don't you
go over there and ask her?
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They're gonna ruin her life.
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If you don't care about high school,
you won't get into a good college,
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you'll have no future
and you'll wind up dead or in jail.
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Really?
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Were you asleep
during Scared Straight?
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You're in love with Lindsay.
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I am not!
What are you talking about?
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- Why are you getting so mad?
- I'm not!
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Why would you say that?
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{\Because }You have your book
in front of your pants.
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Shut up. Jerk.
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I'm not in love with her.
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I just care about her
because she's my good friend's sister.
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Maybe you should ask yourself
why you don't care.
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I care!
Come on, you know I care.
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Sam, I'm having a keg party
tomorrow night.
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- You are?
- Yes, so you can't tell Mom and Dad.
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What if your friends
trash our house?
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My friends aren't
gonna trash the house.
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I'll have {\plenty of }time to clean up
before Mom and Dad get back.
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What if Dad finds out?
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That's my problem,
don't worry about it.
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No, it's not, because Dad will
yell at me for not telling on you.
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Are you gonna tell on me?
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I guess not. But I'm just...
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Thanks Sam!
See you later!
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Give me your keys, man.
You're drunk.
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I'm not drunk.
Get out of my way, I'm fine.
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No, you're not.
And I'm not going to drive with you.
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I don't care!
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If you try to drive like that,
I'm gonna call the police.
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I thought you were my friend!
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He is your friend, Daisy.
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- Who are you?
- I'm the designated driver.
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I made a pledge
not to drink at this party,
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so I can help people
like you get home safely.
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That's cool.
I should have done that.
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The designated driver is pretty hot.
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I'd like to get her drunk.
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If you drive right now,
you're not only a danger to yourself,
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but you're a danger to
everyone else on the road.
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You're like a loaded gun.
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I didn't wanna hurt anyone.
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We know that.
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What do you say?
Will you give me your keys?
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And... freeze.
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Let's hear it for the Sober Students
improv players.
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That was a good example
of how to prevent a tragedy.
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But there's an even
better way to save lives.
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And that's not to drink.
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Ken's got the right idea.
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If other adults drink,
it doesn't mean you have to.
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Now, I know what you're thinking.
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"Mr. Rosso, you don't understand.
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If I don't drink, I won't be cool."
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Well, you know what I say to that?
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Maybe, if you don't drink,
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you will be cool.
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And right now, our thespians
Millie, Cindy and Harris,
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will show you how you can stay sober
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and still be cool.
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OK, what I need from you people,
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is a kind of party
where drinking might occur.
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A sex party!
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Alright, I think I heard
someone say "birthday party".
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OK, you're at a birthday party.
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And... go.
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Mary, happy birthday!
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Oh, thank you, Bob.
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How's it going?
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Good. You did a really
nice job decorating here.
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You know if anyone here
has any cocaine?
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No. Coke does damage to your brain.
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I think I can have coke
whenever I want, but...
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I can only watch you
open your presents now.
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Oh, thank you, Bob.
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That's very sweet.
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Wanna get out of here?
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Sure.
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I'm gonna go.
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You count to ten, and then come.
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- OK?
- This is the best birthday ever.
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Come on,
let's go get a glass of pop.
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I hope they have orange.
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Hey, it's a party, isn't it?
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And... freeze.
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As you can see,
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nothing is more contagious
than good judgement.
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Thanks, kids.
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Jimmy, lights.
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But, if you still think
drinking is cool...
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why not ask Jenny Powell
if drinking is cool?
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Well, you can't ask her,
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she crashed into a phone pole
this winter, driving drunk,
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after a New Year's party.
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And you can't ask
John Jablowski either.
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He died from alcohol poisoning
at a fraternity party.
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I love being told not to drink
by a pothead hippie guidance counselor.
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There's probably a bar
in the teacher's lounge.
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Yeah, probably.
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Hey, Strawker,
ten bucks for the keg.
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Don't weasel out on me,
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or I'll cut that hair off
and I'll sell it.
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I hope you don't mind, I invited
my cousin and his friends.
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Oh, that's cool.
What grade are they in?
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No grade.
They're older.
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Cool.
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I know.
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We gotta do something
about your sister's party.
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What's the big deal?
It's just beer.
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Yeah, beer at a freak party?
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My cousin was at a freak party once,
and someone put angel dust in her drink.
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Oh, man...
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We gotta go.
To protect Lindsay.
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Oh, I can't...
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Dallas is on.
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What? Bill, Dallas sucks.
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You suck. Dallas rules!
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You're just gonna let Lindsay end up
like one of those pictures?
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Fine, I'll go.
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But I'm watching Dallas there.
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I'm just joking.
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I don't watch Dallas.
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If the hot water heater makes
that funny noise, call the gas company.
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I don't want to come home
to a couple of dead kids.
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There's 50 bucks on the dining
room table, that should be enough.
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Lindsay, you're in charge of it.
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It's not for those Star Wars cards
or those goofy packs.
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- Wacky packs.
- Whatever. Don't blow it.
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Lindsay, come here, sweetie!
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This is dinner for Friday night,
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this is lunch and dinner
for Saturday.
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If you need anything else, Daddy left
50 dollars on the dining room table.
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Let's go, I wanna get there
before the welcome mixer.
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And turn out the lights when you go out,
I'm not made of money.
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Wait!
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What is it?
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Have a good trip.
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Thanks.
We'll be back Sunday night.
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- Don't do anything stupid.
- I love you.
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Have fun, guys!
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At assembly today,
they did these improvisations
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about drinking and driving.
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It was pretty funny.
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Yeah, I saw, that's why I left.
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At assembly today,
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they showed these pictures of kids
who died in drunk-driving accidents.
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- Did you know any of them?
- No.
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One of their moms talked.
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She was pretty sad.
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It kind of freaked everybody out.
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And at assembly today,
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they said that if you drink
too much in one night,
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you can die of alcohol poisoning.
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Sam! You sound like Dad.
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I just don't know why you have to
have beer at your party, that's all.
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You've never had beer at any of
your other parties and they were fun.
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Those were birthday parties, Sam.
We were bowling.
251
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:13,227
Remember the party where
you had a magician? That was fun.
252
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,647
- Why don't you have a magician?
- We are not having a magician.
253
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:20,359
Why am I talking to you?
I'm in charge. Leave me alone.
254
00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:22,736
Leave me alone!
255
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:27,074
If F is a differentiable
function of X
256
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,785
and C is a real number, then...
257
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,297
Can I help you, miss?
258
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:44,383
There's an emergency phone call
for Lindsay Weir.
259
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,510
It's her mom.
260
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,929
Linsday, OK.
261
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,516
Come on, let's go.
262
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,313
OK, people, back on me.
The show's over.
263
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,943
- Did they say what's wrong?
- They didn't tell me anything.
264
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,156
Not now, there's some
emergency with my parents!
265
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:13,078
I know, they want you to
come with them to buy a keg.
266
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,767
- What?
- Thanks a lot, Sarah.
267
00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:18,018
No problem.
See you at the party, Nick.
268
00:15:18,143 --> 00:15:19,501
It's a cute necklace!
269
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,212
We're cutting.
270
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,467
Daniel is paying his brother 20 bucks
and he's gonna buy us a keg.
271
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:29,178
They're waiting for us with the car.
272
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,639
Are you OK?
273
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,436
I just... It's that whole
emergency phone call...
274
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:38,646
thing!
275
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,816
Let's go get some beer.
276
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,784
I got it.
277
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:56,372
Maybe you can call your parents
and tell 'em you fell and hit your head
278
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,957
and have them come home
before the party.
279
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,628
Then what happens when they come
home and see my head is fine?
280
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,673
We have to hit you over the head
and give you a bump.
281
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,384
Like in a Dirty Harry movie?
282
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,303
The bad guy yells to this black guy
so he beat him up?
283
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,681
Then he blames it on Clint.
284
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,516
"It was Callahan!"
285
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,687
No chance.
I'm not gonna let you guys hit me.
286
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,730
Hey, guys...
287
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,484
Whenever my uncle visits,
my mom gives him non-alcoholic beer
288
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,404
so he doesn't get all drunk
and yell at everyone.
289
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,072
What's a non-alcoholic beer?
290
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,034
It's just like beer, but without
the ingredient that makes you drunk.
291
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,119
Alcohol?
292
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,999
That's a great idea.
293
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,628
But we're gonna have to buy
a whole keg of it.
294
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,923
- It's gonna be expensive.
- I don't have any money.
295
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,091
I don't either.
296
00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,093
Yes, you do.
297
00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:55,139
- Oh, no, no way.
- Why not?
298
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,017
It's my bar-mitzvah money!
299
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,854
I was saving it to go
backpack across Europe.
300
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,939
Come on, this is important.
301
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:08,068
Everytime you guys have a problem,
wanna dip into my bar-mitzvah money.
302
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,738
It's not like I get
to have another one.
303
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,156
Come on.
304
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:13,907
For Lindsay.
305
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:17,995
Fine.
306
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,090
Mazeltov!
307
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,417
Shut up.
308
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,465
What if somebody robs this place
while we're in here?
309
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,551
People are always getting shot
in liquor stores.
310
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,803
Do you think they sell yogurt here?
311
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,138
I'm kind of thirsty.
312
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:39,558
Yeah, Bill, go ask the guy,
maybe he can change your diaper, too.
313
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,226
That was unnecessary!
314
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,190
We're out of Pop Rocks.
315
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,693
A keg of beer, please.
316
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,987
Don't see that happening.
317
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,823
No, we'd like non-alcoholic beer.
318
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,658
Oh, really?
319
00:17:58,204 --> 00:17:59,411
Please?
320
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,829
We really need it.
321
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,290
What for?
322
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,878
We're gonna switch the kegs
at his sister's party.
323
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,968
Righteous!
324
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:23,519
Bill! Put your jacket on it, so if
someone drives by, they don't see it.
325
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,105
I hope we don't get caught.
326
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,439
Then hurry up.
327
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,067
Bill, push!
328
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,444
I am! I am!
329
00:18:49,798 --> 00:18:52,339
She's in there.
How are we gonna do this?
330
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,801
I'll distract her
while you and Bill switch the keg.
331
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,928
I'm tired of carrying
that stupid keg.
332
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,910
- Why don't you let me distract her?
- I'm distracting her.
333
00:19:01,035 --> 00:19:02,307
Come on, hurry up.
334
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,101
I'm going in.
335
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,238
What are you doing here?
336
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,992
Sam, Bill and I
are just hanging out.
337
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,454
Oh, please, allow me.
338
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,463
Thanks.
339
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,508
Push!
340
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,343
I am pushing.
341
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,636
It's heavy.
342
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,556
Careful, my foot!
343
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,100
It's your foot.
You can watch it too, you know.
344
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,896
So, what kind of music
are you gonna play tonight?
345
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,774
You should play some Chicago,
they have a really hot horn section.
346
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,443
I don't know.
347
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:59,239
I think I'm gonna play
some Zeppelin, Foghat,
348
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,949
maybe some Sabbath...
349
00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:04,620
Friday night, always a good night
for some sabbath!
350
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,373
Cause you know... Friday...
351
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,626
the sabbath...
352
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,669
for the Jews...
353
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,179
- You think Neal's OK in there?
- He's having a great time.
354
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,347
Why?
355
00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:26,183
- He's in love with your sister.
- What?
356
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,560
Hey Sam, what was that?
357
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,480
Nothing. Bill fell.
358
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,112
Don't you wanna go play
with those guys?
359
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,572
No.
360
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,866
I like talking to you.
361
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,917
If Neal marries your sister,
then he'd be your brother-in-law.
362
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,544
And then if you had kids,
363
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,547
Neal would be their Uncle Neal.
364
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,634
And then,
Lindsay's kids would look like Neal.
365
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,177
Bill... Shut up!
366
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,304
He doesn't love Lindsay!
367
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,474
That's not what he told me.
368
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,480
I think Bill's got an ear infection,
369
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,524
it's messing with his equilibrium...
370
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,819
I think you need more M&M's.
371
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,281
- I don't have any more M&M's.
- I saw some right over there.
372
00:21:25,658 --> 00:21:28,746
No, we don't have any more M&M's.
Now, get out of my way!
373
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,622
What are you guys doing...
374
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:35,585
it's...
375
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,715
No, Bill. It's OK, I...
376
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,467
Neal told me about your...
377
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:47,264
Help him!
Sam, give him something to wear.
378
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,491
Come in.
379
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,127
So... what do you think?
380
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,796
What do you think we are?
381
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,131
Hippies?
382
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:24,301
I think it looks great.
383
00:22:24,471 --> 00:22:25,471
It's great.
384
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,349
I like that unicorn.
385
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,643
Well, my house is so boring-looking,
386
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,521
so I wanted to make it
look more party-like.
387
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,067
I'll tell you what will make it
look more party-like.
388
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,485
Point me to the keg.
389
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,029
In the corner.
390
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:46,281
And I'm in the corner.
391
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,411
Don't be nervous.
392
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,497
This party is gonna be great.
393
00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:55,292
Thanks.
394
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,876
Yeah, so... this is the main room?
395
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:00,879
Why?
396
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,382
It's probably big enough.
397
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,635
Word's getting around.
398
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:09,721
So, you mind if
I check out the rest?
399
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:15,644
People are here.
400
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,522
Alright, it's going down.
401
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,315
You're blocking the TV.
402
00:23:21,236 --> 00:23:22,761
What do you think is gonna happen?
403
00:23:22,886 --> 00:23:25,529
Hopefully, everybody's gonna drink
a bunch of fake beer,
404
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:28,532
have to pee a lot and go home
cause they're bored.
405
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,908
This is genius.
406
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,451
It's my idea.
407
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:32,828
I'm the genius.
408
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,831
Alright, here's the plan.
Bill, you're guarding the keg.
409
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,582
Neal and I will patrol the party.
410
00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:39,626
I'll keep an eye on Lindsay.
411
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:47,426
I'm the genius.
412
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:52,431
Come on in.
413
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,355
This beer sucks!
414
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,065
Tastes weird to you?
415
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,775
It's imported.
416
00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:06,111
Nothing's too god for our friends.
417
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,450
Daniel probably bought cheap beer
and kept the extra cash.
418
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,617
Definitely.
419
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:21,918
So, I think if you look back even,
that song remains the same.
420
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:24,671
For instance,
he's dressed like a gangster,
421
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:27,048
and his head got shot off, right?
422
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:30,469
Now, that multicolor paint and stuff
came out of his neck...
423
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,430
I think what that means is
that he knew,
424
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,724
even then, that he was gonna die.
425
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:36,933
What?
426
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,479
Could you not sit on that, please?
427
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:41,646
It's glass.
428
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,817
Nah, Neal, you wouldn't want to
trade places with me.
429
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:47,027
Believe me.
430
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:51,406
I don't know, I mean, I'm Jewish.
It's no cakewalk either.
431
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,326
I was like,
the school treasure last year,
432
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,036
I didn't even run!
433
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,058
Millie!
434
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,937
I saw the cars out on the front.
435
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:25,357
Yeah, we're all hanging out...
436
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:28,944
You missed the pop quiz
in chemistry today.
437
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:30,946
I did? Really?
438
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,116
Were you skipping out
with your new friends?
439
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,661
Or should I call them
drinking buddies?
440
00:25:39,787 --> 00:25:41,290
Why are you doing this, Lindsay?
441
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,125
You're asking for trouble.
442
00:25:44,629 --> 00:25:46,044
Beer, here?
443
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:48,463
No, thank you.
444
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,007
I prefer to get high on life.
445
00:25:53,555 --> 00:25:56,221
You're that chick
from that thing yesterday!
446
00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:59,849
- Would you give me a ride home?
- Yes, I would.
447
00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:02,435
"Yes, I would!"
448
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,690
Why is it so funny?
449
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:09,484
I gotta get back to the party.
450
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:10,986
You wanna stay?
451
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:12,779
Yes.
452
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,991
And I'm gonna have more fun
than any of you.
453
00:26:16,779 --> 00:26:17,702
Sober.
454
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,800
Can I help you?
455
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,219
No doubt.
456
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,764
We're friends of Daniel's.
457
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:41,975
We're looking for some beer.
458
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,101
Jimmy!
459
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,563
Hey, sweet thing.
Where is your boy?
460
00:26:46,733 --> 00:26:48,273
Hopefully, under a truck.
461
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,275
I dumped his ass.
462
00:26:50,445 --> 00:26:52,694
- I know, man.
- That makes you available?
463
00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:55,947
No way, Alvin!
464
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,949
She's mine!
465
00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:04,539
Come on, boys.
466
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:07,375
Let's go and tear this mother down!
467
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,926
Who are those guys?
468
00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:19,804
They're...
469
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:22,932
my guests.
470
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:37,697
Oh, man, I gotta pee!
471
00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:41,701
So you're out of forfeit.
472
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:44,496
I'm the Lord of quarters!
473
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,879
I've had five beers already,
I'm not even buzzed.
474
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:56,341
Yeah, man, I don't know what to say.
You're the man.
475
00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:58,843
I haven't had any, and I'm saying,
476
00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:01,304
I'm having more fun than any of you.
477
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:02,806
Excuse me.
478
00:28:04,602 --> 00:28:08,311
Wait a second, man.
Aren't you a Sober Student?
479
00:28:08,805 --> 00:28:11,368
I only do that cause it looks good
on my transcript for college.
480
00:28:11,493 --> 00:28:12,493
Alright!
481
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,484
Wait, wait... wait til I'm ready.
482
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,614
I wasn't ready!
483
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,037
Hit harder. Harder. Come on!
484
00:28:26,704 --> 00:28:28,164
Beans of steel!
485
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,375
You're tickling me.
486
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,087
Step right up, my big man,
I'm right here.
487
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,048
That was cool, man.
488
00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,428
You're sure we put out
the right keg?
489
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,591
It's working better than we wanted.
They think they're drunk.
490
00:28:44,716 --> 00:28:47,441
- You think so?
- Look at them. They're wasted.
491
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:51,062
That's the placebo effect
working for you, my friend.
492
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,605
Look at that guy.
493
00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:56,151
What if they trash the place
cause they think they're drunk?
494
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,360
They won't.
495
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,029
I don't think.
496
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,489
This could be bad.
497
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,118
What are you doing?
498
00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,454
I'm just looking at all the stuff.
499
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,749
How old are you here?
500
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,919
I was... younger.
501
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,046
I was really geeky.
502
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,843
You win all that, don't you?
503
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,178
I guess.
504
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:09,015
I've been meaning to put that
in the basement.
505
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:13,019
First place of algebra division?
506
00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:15,897
Right, you're one of those...
507
00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:17,023
Mathletes.
508
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,360
Yeah, I know, it's... stupid.
509
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,403
But I don't do that anymore.
510
00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:25,073
Why do you say stupid?
511
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:29,661
You look pretty happy there.
512
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,417
If I ever won a blue ribbon,
513
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,253
I'd be so pumped.
514
00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:42,423
I mean...
515
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,468
I wouldn't wear it around
or nothing, but...
516
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:50,807
It's cool.
517
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,144
Thanks.
518
00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:36,227
That's that chick from
the assembly, man!
519
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:39,939
Jesus is just over right with me
520
00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:58,541
I don't care what they may say
521
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:02,295
I don't care what they may do
522
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,344
Jesus is just all right
523
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:10,845
Let's do it.
524
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:13,473
Let's go.
525
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:21,356
Hi, Ken.
526
00:32:24,942 --> 00:32:26,569
Do you guys like my sister?
527
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,321
Sure.
528
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:33,201
Then, can you make sure
she doesn't get too much trouble?
529
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:37,581
Thanks.
530
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:41,584
Which one is your sister?
531
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,711
She's not that chick
who's singing, is she?
532
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,394
Careful. Careful, JR, it's a trap!
533
00:33:04,848 --> 00:33:06,736
- Hey, you wanna go?
- What?
534
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:09,237
I said, do you wanna go?
535
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:12,615
I always wanna go, grandpa.
536
00:33:13,532 --> 00:33:14,660
You wanna go?
537
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:19,539
Let's go, fat boy!
538
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,416
That was stupid, old man.
539
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,377
Alright, cool out, man. Not here.
540
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,509
Alright, are we cool?
541
00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:34,762
Whatever.
542
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,940
I didn't know you were coming.
543
00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,650
Yeah, Neal invited me.
544
00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:52,238
This is my cousin Beth.
She's visiting from Boca Raton.
545
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,532
So, where's the beer?
546
00:33:55,241 --> 00:33:56,951
It's... it's over there.
547
00:33:57,956 --> 00:34:00,455
Don't worry,
I'm the designated driver!
548
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:06,461
Good God!
549
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,130
Why did Neal invite her?
550
00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,591
Now she's gonna see all
the dumb stuff in my house.
551
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:15,303
His plan is to distract you
so he can hit on your sister.
552
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:19,474
Oh, man, he's so dead.
What am I gonna say to Cindy?
553
00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:21,309
Don't say anything.
554
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:22,643
Be dominant.
555
00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,313
It's all about dominance.
556
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,024
I saw this monkey show on PBS...
557
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:32,528
If you talk to her first,
it's a sign of weakness.
558
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:35,239
And she will not pick you
to be her mate.
559
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,741
Are you drunk?
560
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,409
I think so, yes I am.
561
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:42,872
Go into my room, lock the door,
and don't drink any more.
562
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:44,832
That's very dominant.
563
00:34:48,585 --> 00:34:50,713
Have you guys seen Daniel?
564
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,977
Thanks for the dance.
565
00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:15,655
Watch it, Romeo, you're on my hair!
566
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,323
Hey, we're busy here.
567
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,117
Sorry.
568
00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:26,582
Don't worry. We threw
your teddy bears on the floor.
569
00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:14,672
Daniel and Kim
are making out on my bed.
570
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,510
I thought they broke up.
571
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,013
Yeah, I don't know,
they break up, like,
572
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:23,764
every week, so...
573
00:36:29,023 --> 00:36:31,480
You don't look like
you're having very much fun.
574
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,065
Well, I'm not.
575
00:36:36,156 --> 00:36:37,445
This is a party.
576
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:40,489
OK? So, will you please just...
577
00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:42,950
try to relax and have a good time?
578
00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:48,331
And when it's over,
I'll stay and help you clean up.
579
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:49,375
Thanks.
580
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,168
I'm so glad you're here.
581
00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:54,545
Yeah, me too.
582
00:36:58,257 --> 00:36:59,634
What are you doing?
583
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:00,760
Nothing.
584
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:03,095
Ew, stop!
585
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:07,516
- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry.
586
00:37:07,687 --> 00:37:09,977
Oh, my God. I'm really really sorry.
587
00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,606
- What are you doing?
- I'm really sorry.
588
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,609
I'm really wasted right now,
you know?
589
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,445
John Bonham died!
590
00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:42,593
Lindsay? Are you OK?
591
00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,637
Yeah, I'm fine.
592
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,472
I'll be out in a minute.
593
00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,017
Sometimes,
it helps to talk to someone.
594
00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:51,769
I'm too drunk to talk.
595
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:53,646
No, that's OK.
596
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,690
I speak drunk.
597
00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:59,318
I'm so wasted and I hate my life.
598
00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,613
You shouldn't hate your life.
599
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,448
Why not? It sucks.
600
00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:06,450
No, it doesn't.
601
00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:08,703
You're a beautiful young girl,
602
00:38:08,911 --> 00:38:10,705
the world is your oyster.
603
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,832
Please, leave me alone.
604
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:15,501
Why?
605
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,215
Because you're Sam's sister.
606
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,970
I'm so wasted!
607
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,682
I wish I'd never had this party.
608
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,769
That's alright, it's OK.
609
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,271
It'll be OK.
610
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,071
Sam, right?
611
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,451
Have you seen your sister around,
anywhere?
612
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,453
No, not recently.
613
00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:56,917
If you see her, could you tell her
that I'm really sorry?
614
00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,961
Did you break something?
615
00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:04,967
Just forget it, OK?
616
00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:12,099
Oh, God, what is going on out there?
617
00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:15,853
I didn't wanna have this party.
I had it because Daniel wanted it,
618
00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:18,981
and next thing I know,
he's making out on my bed with Kim.
619
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,441
Typical.
620
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:25,071
All my new friends think
I'm some goody-two-shoes
621
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,573
and all my old friends think
I'm throwing my life away.
622
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,408
How am I supposed to do?
623
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:33,996
Can I speak freely?
624
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:38,292
That Daniel guy?
You can do better.
625
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:42,421
And hey, at least,
people showed up to your party.
626
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,843
When I was in the 6th grade,
my mom threw me a surprise party,
627
00:39:47,968 --> 00:39:49,970
you know what the surprise was?
628
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,806
Nobody showed up.
629
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,558
Except Bill and Sam.
630
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,981
Whoever's in there,
we need five bucks from everyone.
631
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,025
We're gonna get another keg.
632
00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:04,485
Oh, my God.
633
00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:08,239
Forget it, man,
we just found fifty bucks!
634
00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:11,283
You've gotta do something.
635
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:14,203
I can't. If I go out there
and kick everybody out,
636
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:15,955
I'm gonna look so lame.
637
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,165
No. Why don't you call the police?
638
00:40:18,336 --> 00:40:21,335
That's what my dad always does.
Pretend to be an angry neighbour.
639
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,337
So they can come in
and find the keg?
640
00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:25,047
Not without a warrant.
641
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,425
No, no, I can't.
642
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,553
God, I can't handle any of this!
643
00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:34,598
Of course you can, you're Lindsay Weir.
You can do anything.
644
00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:36,976
You're smart and pretty,
645
00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:40,146
you don't take any crap,
and you're the perfect girl,
646
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,731
and I've been in love with you
since I was five years-old.
647
00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:50,281
Maybe I should go.
648
00:40:57,913 --> 00:41:00,124
Hi, police please. Thank you.
649
00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:04,086
Yes, hello. Police?
650
00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:08,174
Yes, hi. There is a very loud and
annoying party going on next door.
651
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:09,758
It's been going on forever.
652
00:41:09,929 --> 00:41:13,637
I'm very tired, I'm old, I need my rest.
I gotta work tomorrow.
653
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:17,683
It's 13, Gnome Drive.
654
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,643
Thank you. Please hurry up.
655
00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:21,103
I'm so tired.
656
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,149
Done.
657
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:29,695
I'd say that party has a life
expectancy of five minutes.
658
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,491
Thanks, Neal.
659
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,928
Hi Cindy, I didn't see you there.
660
00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:57,306
So, how's it going?
661
00:41:57,431 --> 00:41:58,516
Pretty good.
662
00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:01,977
So, where are all the cute guys?
663
00:42:03,979 --> 00:42:04,979
What...
664
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,775
the bus hasn't arrived yet?
665
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,867
Oh, my God, the police are here!
666
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:19,370
Come on, everybody out!
667
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,997
Do you want Lindsay
to get in trouble?
668
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,291
I'm on parole.
669
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,795
Let's get out of here
before they search for the beer.
670
00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:31,757
You don't have to run,
Ken, it's fake beer.
671
00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:32,967
I know.
672
00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:35,427
I won 87 bucks playing quarters.
673
00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:37,304
This party ruled!
674
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:47,147
Hey, Lindsay, great party.
675
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,149
We had a great time.
676
00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:51,610
Glad you had a good time.
677
00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:53,612
I knew you had it in you.
678
00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:57,491
Let's get out of here.
679
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,786
You were a wonderful hostess.
680
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,705
Have us back again soon.
681
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:13,674
I should've hired a magician.
682
00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:23,559
Hey, Bill, get up.
683
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,896
That's how the drummer
from Led Zeppelin died.
684
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:31,025
Did he?
685
00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:35,404
Good night, Lindsay.48923
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