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All right! Batter! Batter!
Batter! Batter! Batter!
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Ooh.
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Almost there.
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Whoa!
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Okay.
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We've been through this, buddy.
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Ah.
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Okay, this one.
Yep. This one.
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Ooh!
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Okay, you know what?
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How about, uh, on this one
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we just really focus
on the ball, okay?
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I'm trying, but that lady
and her bichon frisé
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are wearing matching sweaters.
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It's beyond adorbs.
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Dang it. It is.
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We've got a major situation
out there in right field.
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Hmm?
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Is someone hurt?
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I wish.
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That's right.
They started making jewelry.
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Wow, that's good, dong.
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Thank you.
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Guys, can we wait
until after practice
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for the arts and crafts?
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What did he say?
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Excuse me, I speak dong.
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He said it will unravel
if he stops.
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What is happening today?
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Yeah, hello?
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Let me explain something to you.
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If I really wanted solar panels,
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don't you think
I'd be calling you?
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No, no.
So, by you calling me,
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you're trying to tell me
that I'm too stupid
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to use a phone!
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Sorry.
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No, not you.
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You, I'm gonna track you down,
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I'm gonna break your head
with a pipe!
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Mm.
God bless.
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Guys, her name
is Kate middleton.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Aww.Aww.
Aww. Aww.
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So plush.
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Great practice.
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Let's call it.
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Aww.Aww.
Aww. Aww.
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♪ I'm back
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♪ I'm back
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hovercraft.
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I guess we just have
to make it hover.
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Um, your house?
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So, um, what do you say?
Like, 7:30?
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Perfect.
I'll see you then.
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All right.
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So, what was that all about?
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Nothing, mom.
It's not a big deal.
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Oh, come on, smiley.
Spill it.
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Look, we got paired up
to do a school project,
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and she's coming over tonight
to work on it.
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Oh, my God.
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This is so exciting.
It's like your first date.
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Mom, keep it together.
It's not a date.
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Uh, it's a one-on-one
at our house at night
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with the love of your life.
Oh!
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I remember when she kissed you
on the cheek for the first time.
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Do you remember?
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And I caught you doing
that cute little...
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Karate dance.
Mom, stop!
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What is with you lately?
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What are you talking about?
You're on a mission
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to embarrass me.
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I dare you to name one example.
Really?
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I've warned you.
There's a system failure.
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Hey, bud. I got to go to work.
Give me a kiss goodbye.
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Mom.
Come on.
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We can't see anything at all.
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Even it out.
Mom!
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I'm not gonna leave
until you give me... thank you.
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Oh, and if that new underwear
starts to itch,
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I put an old pair
on your bed, okay?
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Mom!
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Just promise me
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when she comes over tonight
you won't act like this.
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Hold that thought.
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Okay, say it again.
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It's the perfect intro
for your wedding video, okay?
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No. No.
Yes. You turn back. Say it again. Hey. No.
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Stop it!
Leave.
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'Sup?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I'd go with the t-shirt.
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Your first date,
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your shirt should say,
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"welcome to the gun show."
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It's not a date.
She is so annoying.
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What do you want?
It's your mom.
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I know you're a little rattled
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because this Vanessa
means a lot to you, right?
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Cannon, she's, like, amazing.
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And she smells like
soapy flowers.
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Yeah. You know, when I first
dated your grandma,
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she was something else.
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She had the best legs
in the Bronx...
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best legs
east of the Mississippi.
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And, um, on our very first date,
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we went to a, uh...
a drive-in
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and we watched
"three coins in the fountain."
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And then we went back
to my apartment, and we made it.
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Made what?
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A cake.
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Listen, don't sweat it tonight
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because I'll make sure that mom
leaves you two alone.
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You got my word on that.
Thank you.
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Gun show.
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Welcome to the gun show.
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Why would we even need to know
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how to build
a hovercraft anyway?
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Maybe if you work for NASA
or something?
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No way.
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I mean, even they'd be like,
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"one Mars rover,
coming right up.
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But that balloon hovercraft
thing? We're stumped."
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Stop spying on them, you creep.
Shh!
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He's making little science
jokes, and she likes it.
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If you're on top of this kid
any more, you'd be a circus act.
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What is with you?
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I caught him doing something.
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Danny!
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Privacy!
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That's my deodorant.
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Wait, you have odor now?
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I use it, too.
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I thought it was a community pit stick.
Ew.
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I mean, so the kid stinks
a little bit.
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I mean, what's the big deal?
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The big deal is,
he is taking his first steps
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toward becoming... This,
and I'm sorry,
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but capturing
his last few moments
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is making me feel better, okay?
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So, just move over, chick pits.
I'm on the clock.
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Mm!
Mm.
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Ah.
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Ha!
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Yeah, hello.
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Oh, this is so cute.
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Okay, you guys... you guys
just... just give me one.
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One... One.
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Stop.
...A special forces thing or something?
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Hold on.
My thing is dying here.
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It's dying.
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I'm gonna plug it in
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so that I can yell at you
some more, okay?
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Hang on!
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Now listen, you ingrate.
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You completely destroyed
an intimate moment
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between my grandson
and his girlfriend.
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And I got to tell you,
that makes me extremely irate!
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Cannon!
Go ahead and say "clean energy" again.
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Clean energy.
Clean energy.
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You know, say that again.
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I dare you.
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One more time,
I want to hear "clean energy."
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Come on! Come on!
Say it!
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I warned him.
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Dad!
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Baked potato!
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Listen to this.
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Now, then.
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He doesn't know
what you're doing.
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I don't care.
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It makes me feel terrific.
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The solar guy's now calling me
on the landline.
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I'm gonna kill him.
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Listen to me,
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you communist, tree-hugging,
twinkle-toed vegan.
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You sun-worshipping,
kale-chomping piece of...
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What?
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All right, hold on, please.
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It's your mom.
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Hello?
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My mom says I have to leave
right now.
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She told me to wait outside.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
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Are you insane?
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Name one thing I did wrong.
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Your phone's ready.
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, um, so, look,
about last night, um...
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My mom wants me
to switch study partners.
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No, you really don't
have to do that.
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She thinks it's...
Better.
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Ouch.
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What's he doing up there?
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I don't know.
He lost it.
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Hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well...
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I've had students
ditch class before,
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but your son sat in a tree
for three hours.
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That is a red flag.
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Yeah.
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He does that.
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I mean, not all the time.
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You know, not in a weird way.
Just a...
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Normal amount
of... Tree time.
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This isn't the first time Danny's name's
come across my desk.
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It's not like he belted someone.
What are we looking at here?
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A kid in a tree.
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So I'll tell him
to stay the hell out of trees.
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We're done.
Done.
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If you'll excuse me now, I-i got
my car parked in the red.
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I think it's a little more
complicated than that.
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Look, we have
a couple options here.
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Have you considered sitting down
with a family therapist?
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Yeah.
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It's not really our thing.
What else you got?
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Well, the other option
is we can put him
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in an e.D.B.D. Class.
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E.D.B.D.?
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E.D.B.D.
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E.D.B.D.?
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Emotionally disturbed,
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behaviorally disturbed.
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E.D.B.D.
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But that's the cape class.
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Mm.
What's a... what's a cape class?
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There's a kid in the class...
Nick patoulis...
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he wears a cape.
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We'll take the shrink.
Mm-hmm.
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Where's the kid?
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I mean, he's the one
with the issues.
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He's riding his bike.
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He was too mad
to ride in the car with you.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna smile,
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we're gonna shine
this lady on, right?
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We're gonna act
like the waltons,
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hence the, uh,
fashion statement.
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And the kid, he was, uh,
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up in the tree,
uh, saving a cat.
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Bang. We're out of here in time for lunch.
No. No.
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Danny's principal is going to be
following up with this,
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so you're gonna go in there,
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you're gonna confess
to being a monster,
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you're gonna show some remorse,
promise to change,
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and... and say you love Danny
more than life itself.
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Otherwise, we're getting
a one-way ticket to cape town.
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Why don't you take a breath?
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What?
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Oh, God.
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Oh.
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So, I'm in therapy?
Who isn't?
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Let me guess.
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You're working on your
impulse-control problem?
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I bet I look smoking hot
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in my super-sad
therapy lipstick.
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"Dang it!"
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I have an eating disorder.
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00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:53,959
Good luck with that.
264
00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,728
From what you're telling me,
265
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,897
it sounds like the incident
at school
266
00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,099
was a reaction to your
grandfather's outburst at home.
267
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,434
Yeah.
268
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,868
I mean,
I didn't know what to do.
269
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,704
And now Vanessa hates me.
270
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:09,741
The truth is, my dad has had
a long, tough life
271
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,210
of heartache and dead ends.
272
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,979
He's had some anger issues,
273
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,814
but he has come
a long, long way,
274
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,816
and I am sure
that he is embarrassed
275
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,318
that he let his anger
get the best of him
276
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,753
with that solar-panel guy,
277
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,789
but I'm sure
he'd like to say a few words.
278
00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,862
Mr. gannon?
279
00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:33,999
Uh, she's right.
280
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:37,602
I am... So very angry right now
I can barely speak.
281
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,837
Terrific.
282
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,338
What are you angry about?
283
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,073
It's a long list.
284
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,475
Please tell the nice doctor.
285
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,576
Fine.
286
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,945
She... Is numero uno.
287
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,413
Dad!
288
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,981
I would not have been
at the house that night
289
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,783
if I didn't feel
that I had to protect him
290
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,851
from his nut-bag mother.
291
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,153
Protect him from what?
292
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,454
She's smothering him to death.
293
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,523
Frankly, it's just tearing
our family apart.
294
00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,924
But if I were you,
295
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,359
I would concentrate
on the nut bag.
296
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,094
There is a huge difference
297
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,997
in wanting to be involved
in your son's life
298
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,099
and microwaving a cellphone.
299
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,669
Danny, have you
been feeling smothered?
300
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,936
Yes.
Yes, I have.
301
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,104
She's all over me.
302
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,806
Look at her.
303
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,608
She's holding my hand
with both of her hands.
304
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:19,611
Oh.
Honey, I am sorry.
305
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,513
I didn't even realize
that was bothering you.
306
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,947
Unlike my father here,
307
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,315
I am willing to acknowledge
308
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,151
when my actions affect others.
309
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,787
Honey, I am so sorry.
310
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,822
You're right.
I am smothering you.
311
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,557
And you know what?
From this point forward,
312
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,360
I am going to back off
and give you as much space
313
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,828
as you could possibly need.
314
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,063
Thank you.
315
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,497
And that, dear father,
316
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,700
is how you do therapy.
317
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,035
Well, it's... Okay.
318
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,070
I win.
319
00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,642
Father.
320
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,243
Where are you?
321
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,479
I just had the follow-up meeting
with Danny's principal.
322
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,981
Had to massage the truth
a little about our session,
323
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,917
but I think we are cape-free
for now.
324
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,919
Listen, this new phone
that you got me,
325
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,554
I have no con... where...
where are my contacts?
326
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,355
I can't find them.
Unbelievable!
327
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,925
I am here trying to fix Danny's
life after you ruined it,
328
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,194
and all you care about
is your stupid cellphone?
329
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,896
Well, look, the guy told me
to plug it into a computer,
330
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,198
but I'm not doing that.
331
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,933
Dad!
What?
332
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,101
Wrong phone!
333
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,203
Who do you have to call anyway?
334
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,738
My guy at the dog track.
335
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,339
What are you, a cop?
Goodbye, dad.
336
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:25,410
Hey, Vanessa.
337
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,578
Hey, coach Terry.
338
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,279
Listen...
339
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,849
I feel really badly about
how things went with Danny.
340
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,851
None of it was his fault.
341
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,286
He was very embarrassed by it,
342
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,055
and he feels terrible,
343
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,958
and I just don't think you
realize how much he likes you.
344
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,427
Probably shouldn't
be doing this, but...
345
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,895
Just between us girls,
346
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,731
this is from the night
you kissed him on the cheek.
347
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,800
You're the man!
The man!
348
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,568
So adorable.
Who the man?
349
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,803
I'm the man!
350
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:52,771
Who the man?
I'm the man!
351
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,208
That just happened!
352
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,276
Mom!
353
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,744
Privacy!
354
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:00,745
Mom!
355
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,215
Oh!
356
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,885
Danny, I am so sorry.
357
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,987
Just please, please,
please come down
358
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,055
before principal Rodriguez
sees you.
359
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,158
What a weirdo.
360
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,127
Hey, Nick.
361
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,468
I got to say, I'm surprised
362
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,936
to be sitting here
with you again.
363
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,304
I thought
after our last session,
364
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,772
you guys were all set.
Seriously?
365
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,474
No. That's me joking.
366
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,142
Would you consider going out
with a patient?
367
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,977
Oh, my God.
Just asking.
368
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,746
Only if they're crazy, older,
369
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,181
and obsessed with baseball.
370
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,515
Gin?
371
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,850
Perfect.
Well, let's go right now.
372
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,286
Seriously?
No. Not even close.
373
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,021
All right, Danny,
why don't we start with you?
374
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,322
What happened?
375
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,024
Now s ruined my life, okay?
376
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,525
Vanessa thinks I'm a freak.
377
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,093
Hey, I told you, doc.
378
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,329
It is now your chance
to be in the cuckoo chair.
379
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,531
I was trying to fix things
with Vanessa.
380
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,467
Tell me how showing her that
video of me is fixing things.
381
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,769
The way I see it, doc,
382
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,370
my daughter here
has a lot of problems.
383
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,439
And if you allowed me
to speak for her...
384
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,675
no, actually, you can't, okay?
So zip it.
385
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,977
Zip it?
Who are you talking... yeah, you heard me.
386
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,846
All right.
All right. All right.
387
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,014
When emotions run high,
I find it's often helpful
388
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,818
to begin by saying,
"I feel" or "I hear."
389
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,019
Perfect.
390
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,221
Great. Yeah.
Uh... I'll go first.
391
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,722
I hear, Dr. Jane,
392
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,525
that you're kind of annoying.
393
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,361
And I hear you think
you're better than me,
394
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,331
and I hear
that you should shut your face
395
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,032
about things
you know nothing about.
396
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,667
Good use of "I hear."
Seriously, Jane,
397
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,735
you're starting to piss me off.
398
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,470
Keep digging right there, Jane,
399
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,305
because that's where
the crazy gold is, right there.
400
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,907
Terry, is it possible
401
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,876
that when you showed Vanessa
that video,
402
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,711
you knew it was a bad idea?
What?
403
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,012
No. That...
404
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,047
that would make me
a horrible mother.
405
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,482
Not a horrible mother.
406
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,885
Maybe a mother
who's afraid of something.
407
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:47,986
Careful, Jane.
408
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,320
Finish her off, doc.
409
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,823
Is it possible
that you tried to sabotage
410
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:54,025
your son's relationship
with Vanessa
411
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,427
because you're afraid
of losing him?
412
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,929
No.
413
00:14:58,831 --> 00:14:59,797
No!
414
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,035
No.
Terry.
415
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,704
That's exactly
what I've been doing.
416
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,540
I have been smothering you
417
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:13,578
because you are
just growing up so fast.
418
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,679
And I am.
419
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,115
I am.
I am afraid of losing you.
420
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,283
It's okay, mom.
421
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,084
No, it's not.
422
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,253
You're my mom, okay?
I'm not going anywhere.
423
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,923
What's crazy...
424
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:28,526
Is that I want you to go out
and live your life.
425
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,629
That's why we left Michigan.
That's why we moved in with him.
426
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,633
I would do absolutely anything
for you, buddy.
427
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,469
I love you, and I'm sorry.
428
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:42,273
It's all right, mom.
I love you, too.
429
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,409
Honey, if it'll
make you feel any better,
430
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,879
given the family track record,
his life will turn to crap
431
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,648
and he'll move
back in with us anyway. See?
432
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,549
Hey, dad?
433
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,917
Shut up.
434
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,556
Hey.
435
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,124
Hey.
436
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,226
I just wanted to say,
I think it's really cool
437
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,162
you're in therapy
and working your stuff out.
438
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,797
Oh, well, thank you, Terry.
I-I'll see you later.
439
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,298
And if you ever want to talk
about it, I'd love to.
440
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,633
Yeah, not now.
441
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,636
I-it's not a good time
really at a... aah!
442
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,841
It's not about
what I'm eating, okay?
443
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,977
It's about what's eating me.
444
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,251
Do you realize we spent $400
to point out
445
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,354
that you and I are both crazy?
446
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,788
Oh, please, I know that.
447
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,024
I could've bought,
what, at least two
448
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,759
of those solar panels
for that price.
449
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,861
Mr. the Cannon,
I made you a bracelet!
450
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,029
Owen!
451
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,864
He said he made you a bracelet!
452
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,500
Thanks, dong.
453
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,702
Aw.
Look at him over there.
454
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,471
I just want to go
give him a hug.
455
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,805
Hey, back off a little,
will you?
456
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,507
A little heartbreak
is good for that kid.
457
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,676
He's got to learn
to deal with it somehow...
458
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,344
Until he's 21,
then he can handle it
459
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,980
when there are, you know,
other ways to deal with it,
460
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,782
you know?
461
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,552
Just so you know, I liked it.
462
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,454
Your karate dance.
463
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,456
It was kind of awesome.
464
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,392
Shut up.
I know you think I'm a freak.
465
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,228
A little bit,
but that's why I like you.
466
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,699
So, um,
how's your science project?
467
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,833
Not so good.
468
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,368
I can't get the stupid craft
469
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,536
to... Hover, you know?
470
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,171
You should've stuck with me.
471
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,540
I mean, besides being
an awesome dancer,
472
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,208
I'm also really smart.
473
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,077
Oh, okay.
474
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,712
Well, I'll talk to my mom
about it.
475
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,847
She likes you.
476
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,386
Kid does pretty good
on his own, huh?
477
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,523
You know,
the cool thing about therapy
478
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,658
is that I learned
I'm not perfect,
479
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,094
but I have found ways
to improve myself
480
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,796
for the sake of my family.
481
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:50,601
What?
You haven't done anything for the sake of your family.
482
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,071
No apology.
Nothing.
483
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:57,341
So, is there something
that you would like to say?
484
00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:01,779
Like my man dong over here,
I'm a man of action, not words.
485
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,014
Isn't that right, dong?
486
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,887
No words.
487
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,623
Three... Two... One.
488
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,858
Hover!
489
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,528
Yes!
That just happened!
490
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,430
We did it!
Oh, my God!
491
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,432
Cheers.
Cheers.
492
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,536
Hey.
493
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,939
What have you been doing outside
this whole time?
494
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,407
Don't ask me things.
495
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,275
Cannon! Cannon!
It totally works.
496
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,411
Do you want to see it?
Mm, no. Not really.
497
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,812
Why don't you guys come
outside with me for a minute?
498
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,315
I got something to show you.
Come on.
499
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,983
Where are you taking them?
I'm nervous.
500
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,218
Shh.
501
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,486
Okay, now.
502
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,920
Since you guys
both finished your work,
503
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,223
I thought maybe
you'd like to see a movie.
504
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:50,394
Did you find
our old film projector?
505
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,929
And, uh, I spoke to your mom.
506
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:52,930
She said no problem.
507
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,298
Do you?
508
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,466
Sure.
509
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,235
Let her in.
510
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,436
What?
511
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,138
Open the door for her, you mook.
Come on.
512
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,005
What? Oh!
513
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,408
Thanks.
514
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,644
Uh, you're welcome.
515
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,414
Oh, dad, this is so amazing.
516
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,183
Yeah, it's pretty great.
517
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,018
I am pretty great.
Mm.
518
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,824
"Three coins in the fountain"?
519
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,326
Isn't that the movie you took
mom to on your first date?
520
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,929
Yeah. Yeah.
First date.
521
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:28,132
We watched it and went back
to my place, and we made it.
522
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,668
Okay, you don't always have
to include that last detail.
523
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,170
True.
524
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,539
Love.
525
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,276
God, this so adorable.
526
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,844
I'm sorry.
I
527
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,879
I have to at least take one...
528
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,114
wow.
Just let it be.
529
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,815
Oh, come on.
You got to let me have this.
530
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,986
Just leave them alone.
Okay.
531
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,055
I just want one.
532
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,302
♪ Who's a good mom?
You're a good mom ♪
533
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,870
♪ I'm the very best mom
there is, what you say? ♪
534
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,171
♪ Who's a good mom?
You're a good mom ♪
535
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,073
♪ I'm the very best mom
there is ♪
536
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,107
♪ Hit it!
537
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,147
♪ T-e-r-r-y
538
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,216
♪ so good at momming
that makes you cry ♪
539
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,218
♪ T-e-r-r-y
540
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,686
♪ so good at momming
that it makes... ♪
541
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,853
- Danny!
- Boom!
542
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,355
See you on the Internet, mom.
543
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,590
Privacy!
544
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,592
"Privacy. Privacy."
545
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,962
I said go away!
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