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Oh, shit.
What did you do?
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What did I do? You ruined my shoe.
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And you just put a footprint
on the Mona Lisa.
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Did you see the swirl
on that masterpiece?
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The form? The texture?
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The taper of the pinch point?
Why do I bother? You don't know shit.
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I'm the one who should be mad.
I have work to do.
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And taking time away
with these walks isn't helping.
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Oh, you call this a walk?
You haven't even asked me about my day.
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How I'm missing Jenna.
Or what I'm gonna do with my life...
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...now I've pulled the squeaker
out of that chew toy.
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I'm checking interest rates.
Been a while since I've had money.
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I wanna be smart.
While you're planning for the future...
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...you're missing out on the present.
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That's why you've been stepping in shit.
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Things are different now.
I have a job, a girlfriend...
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And yet you still spend all your time
worrying about what you don't have.
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Look, it's easy not to worry
when you don't have any problems.
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Dogs don't have to think about money
or crime or social injustice.
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We don't think about those things
because our noses keep us in the present.
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We stop and smell the roses,
every goddamn one of them.
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Open your nostrils
and smell around you, Ryan.
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Dirty diapers, sour milk puddles,
used tranny ass condoms.
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Dude, we are so lucky we live in L.A.
We really do have it all.
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Have I still got ants in my teeth?
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Who are you talking to?
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You know me, Warner.
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I'm always interested in any investment
opportunity you bring my way.
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Yeah. Okay, sounds good.
All right, I'll see you then.
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Hey, Ryan.
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- Hey, Wilfred.
- Hey, Kevin.
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Sounds like something big went down.
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Sorry. I went to a new Colombian restaurant
last night, so...
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Ooh, Colombian.
I meant on the phone.
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Oh, right. Duh. My investment guy
is working on a huge real-estate deal.
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I'm about to get "puh-zaid!"
Heh-heh-heh.
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Ugh. It's my kid.
I'll see him in the morning.
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This smells like shit in here. Woo-hoo!
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Hey, you got some money laying around?
I could hook you up with my guy.
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Really? You'd do that for me?
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I got you this job, didn't I?
I'll hook you up with an interview.
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You don't have to.
If you vouch for him, I'm sure he's fine.
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Oh, no. No, no, no,
you don't interview Warner.
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Warner interviews you. He's very picky
about the people he does business with.
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But trust me, if you get in with him,
oh, you're gonna be living large.
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Give me five.
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Oh, 10 coming back.
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I think I just doubled your investment.
Wha... Wha... What?
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So, what was that all about?
You're thinking about investing our money.
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I thought we were talking about
getting me my own place. What...?
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First of all, it's not "our" money.
And if by "your place"...
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...you mean the doghouse in the Hammacher
Schlemmer catalog, that's $9000.
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It's real estate, Ryan.
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All that matters
is location, location, location.
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I'm thinking Jenna's backyard.
I mean, the schools are kind of shitty...
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...but I'm not planning
on having kids anytime soon.
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It's like when I'm stalking a squirrel, right?
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I'm totally in the moment.
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I'm not thinking
how this squirrel is named Craig...
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...and how he's a pretty good guy,
and he just came out to his family...
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...and how happy he is
with nuts in his mouth.
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Honestly, I didn't mean it like that.
Nice. Kevin's investment guy...
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...wants to meet for lunch.
You're doing it again, Ryan.
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You're not living in the now.
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So what?
Why do you suddenly care so much?
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I'm just trying to get you to savor
what little time you have left.
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What are you talking about?
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Look, this isn't how
I wanted you to find out.
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Find out what?
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This isn't an easy thing to tell you.
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Ryan, you're dying.
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It's true.
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Not long after we met,
you were asleep...
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...and I was carefully placing my hair
in the water glass on your bedside table...
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...like I always do.
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Well, I smelled something.
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It's a tumor in your brain.
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All right, dogs can't smell tu...
We can.
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You're lying.
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Ryan, do you know what the symptoms
of a brain tumor are?
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Anxiety, blackouts...
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...hallucinations.
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Any of that sound familiar?
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But if that's true...
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...that means that everything...
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Jesus, Wilfred,
what are you doing?
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I can't bear to see you suffer,
mate.
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I promised myself I'd do the same thing
you'd do for me, what any friend would do.
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I'm putting you down.
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Now, this is one of your little head games.
That gun's not...
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Shit! No, no. No, no, don't do this.
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I'm begging you.
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See you on the rainbow bridge, Ryan.
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Oh, please, please. God, no.
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Gotcha.
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Gotcha? Gotcha?
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Cannot risk the window thing
leading back to me.
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Already got a couple of priors.
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What the hell is going on?
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Ryan, did you feel that?
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Exhilarating.
That's living in the moment.
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Wouldn't you like to feel that way
all the time?
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You're an asshole.
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Give me your wallet, bitch.
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Oh. Oh, I get it.
This is part of your little lesson too.
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Hey, who's he talking to?
Ryan, I swear, I don't know them.
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Shut this dog up or I will.
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Come on.
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This is your fault. How come
every time I follow you, I lose my wallet?
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Stop yelling at me!
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I just had a gun jammed in my face,
you insensitive prick!
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Have you any idea
how terrifying that is?
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Oh, I am so done with you.
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Ryan, Ryan, Ryan,
something's wrong.
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I can't smell anything.
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Maybe I'm just...
Maybe I just need something stronger.
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Nothing. Can you smell that?
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Jesus, what the hell?
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Nothing.
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No infection, no obstruction.
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So he's faking it.
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You mean, is it mental?
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Well, dogs can lose their sense
of smell from stress.
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Has Wilfred been in
any stressful situation recently?
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Oh, you mean, like, getting
nostril raped by a Glock 17?
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Not that I can think of.
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Listen, keep a close eye on him.
Dogs rely on their sense of smell.
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Without it, he can get confused
or maybe even lost.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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I mean, I've heard of trauma
causing blindness.
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Like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles
walked in on each other masturbating.
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It serves you right
for that stunt you pulled.
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Ryan, you don't understand.
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Now that I can't smell,
it's like my brain has nothing to do.
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It's like time has slowed to a crawl
and my head is full of these... The things.
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They're like voices constantly
questioning and analyzing.
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Those are thoughts, Wilfred.
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Thoughts?
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You know what you need?
An activity to keep your mind busy.
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Read a book or something.
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A book? Yeah, right.
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Maybe if it had pictures that moved
and sound and Matt Damon in it.
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In the middle of the movie,
Matt Damon would be like:
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Now, there's a book I'd like to read.
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Okay.
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Where were we?
I was just saying how Ryan here...
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...is the top dog of our Legal Department.
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Well, it's easy to be top dog...
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...when you're the only one
in the department.
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Wait, that's not the same UPS guy
that comes to my house.
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Wait, so there's more than one UPS guy.
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Of course. It's all so clear to me now.
The uniform changes guys.
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Okay.
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Where were we?
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I was just saying that I'm not only the top dog,
but I'm also the bottom dog.
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Don't be modest. It's a weak trait.
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Oh, I just meant
I'm the only one in the department.
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So when Jenna leaves the house
and I can't see her anymore...
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...she doesn't cease to exist,
she's just somewhere else?
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No, no, no, that's just crazy.
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Okay.
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Well, it was nice meeting you,
Kevin's friend.
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Uh, Warner, don't know if you know this or not,
but Ryan here is Hank Newman's son.
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Oh, is that so?
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Well, that's true, but I don't wanna ride
on my father's coattails.
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Don't apologize for nepotism.
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So, Hank's son, here's the deal:
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A half a million square feet
of luxury commercial space downtown.
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Right now, it's just abandoned buildings
and unused land.
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But when it's done,
it will be the place to buy 16 dolla...
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- Sixteen...?
- Shh.
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Lattes.
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So look over this prospectus.
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I'll let you know if I'm interested.
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Ryan, I'm starving.
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This thinking is a lot of work. Can we
please stop somewhere on the way home?
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There seriously is nothing to eat
around here.
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Guess what. Warner just called.
He wants to meet me at the development site.
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Kevin says if this goes well, I should...
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Did you just read that whole book?
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I read all of these books.
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What's wrong?
What's wrong?
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Oh, where should I start?
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Why is there so much injustice
in the world?
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Why do some have so much
while so many have so little?
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Why are children in Compton
getting fatter and fatter...
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...whilst children in Beverly Hills
are starving themselves to death?
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Why, Ryan? Why?
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Uh...
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Jesus, put down the bong
and pick up a book.
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Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel Kant.
Ever heard of this Kant?
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I love Kant.
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Oh, existential German philosophy
is funny to you.
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Wipe that smirk off your face
and listen to this Kant.
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"It is not the consequences of the action
which make it right or wrong...
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...but the motivation
of the individual performing the act."
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What do you suppose that means?
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I don't know. You should never
knowingly do bad to others?
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Yes. And would that be an ethos
with which you find not incompatible...
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...your own beliefs?
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I'm not sure what you're asking me.
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Because the most enlightening thing
I read today was this prospectus.
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That new mall
you're so determined to invest in...
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...it will mean the destruction
of an important public works program.
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What's the big deal? This place is a dump.
This park keeps inner-city dogs off the streets.
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They rely on this park
for the programs and services it offers...
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...like free water from the OWBP.
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The what?
The Open Water Bowl Project.
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Most of these dogs come from
broken homes with broken fences.
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If you're a party to the destruction of this,
you're no better than them.
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We'll talk about this later.
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Open your eyes, Ryan!
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Together, we can make a difference.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Hey, Ryan.
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Don't ever apologize for being late.
It makes you sound poor. All right?
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It's my kid. Doesn't he have any friends?
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Hear our bark, save this park!
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Hear our bark, save this park!
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Excuse me for one second.
Hear our bark, save this park!
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Hear our bark, save this...
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Oh, hi, Ryan.
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How did you get the doors unlocked?
I read the manual.
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Excuse me, do you have 30 seconds
to save the world?
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Have a nice day. Hope your children
enjoy the wasteland you leave them!
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Wilfred, get in the car
before you blow this deal.
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I'm sorry, but I can't ignore
what's right in front of me.
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Hear our bark, save this park!
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Hear our bark, save this park!
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Everything okay, Ryan?
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There they are, the 1 percent,
here to profit off the K-99 percent.
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I'm sorry, I...
Let's get them, boys!
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Sorry, my dog got out of the car.
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You hear that?
I will not be contained, corporate pigs.
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All right. Brass tacks.
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Minimum buy-in is $10,000.
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Wait, so does that mean...?
Yeah. You're in.
238
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I need an answer.
We sign the deal tomorrow.
239
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Here's your answer.
Whoa, hey, hey, Ryan, your dog.
240
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Wilfred!
In my mouth?
241
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,566
What the hell are you thinking?
242
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,405
What are you thinking?
You're putting these dogs on the street.
243
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,325
Look, I know that you've lost
your sense of smell...
244
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What I've lost in my sense of smell,
I've gained in my sense of humanity.
245
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,724
And now I'm appealing to yours.
246
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:52,089
I'm trying to do the right thing here,
but I can't do it alone.
247
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,720
I'm trying to be responsible
and plan for my future.
248
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To hell with the future.
I need you right now.
249
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:02,207
Ryan, I really care about this.
I need you to care too.
250
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The only thing I'm signing
is that investment agreement.
251
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,081
Ryan?
252
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,850
Ryan!
253
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,170
Ryan.
254
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,763
What are you doing
down here in the dark?
255
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,724
There's darkness everywhere, Ryan.
256
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,124
You just can't see it because
the sun is such an attention whore.
257
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,961
Jesus.
258
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,403
What is the matter? You still mad
because I didn't sign your petition?
259
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,204
Get over it.
Why would I be mad?
260
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,569
You're just like everybody else.
Uncaring, unfeeling.
261
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:48,442
Seven billion narcissists all alone together
on a big dead rock.
262
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,482
What's the point of anything?
263
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:55,486
Life reeks of hopelessness.
I'm just glad I can't smell it anymore.
264
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,325
Camus, Sylvia Plath, Marley & Me.
265
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,209
Maybe you should stop reading.
266
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,647
Do you know what I dreamt last night?
267
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,245
Nothing.
268
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,441
I have to meet Warner in an hour.
269
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,564
Have you seen my checkbook?
270
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,609
I can't find it anywhere.
271
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,082
So nice to see you
so concerned about something.
272
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,846
Look, when we get back,
maybe we can go for a walk or...
273
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,721
A walk. Such a futile exercise.
274
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,770
Let's go for... Hang on.
275
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,851
Let's go for a walk.
276
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,644
Around the block.
277
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,931
Around and around and around in circles...
278
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,646
...in a meaningless journey to...
279
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,369
Are you done?
Yes.
280
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,002
Let's go.
I'm not going anywhere.
281
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,730
Fine. Then don't come.
282
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,689
So you're just gonna leave me alone.
283
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,720
Remember what the doctor said?
284
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,042
I don't think you'll get lost
in the basement.
285
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,887
I'm already lost, Ryan.
286
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:16,040
Man, I love jalapenos. I swear,
these things are gonna be my downfall.
287
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,282
What's up with you and Amanda? You a thing?
Yeah, I mean, we're dating.
288
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,681
She looks hot in that lab coat.
289
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,928
I bet she likes to shoop.
290
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,688
When do you think Warner
will get here?
291
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,242
Oh, I'd get comfortable. Warner's
gonna join us whenever he feels like it.
292
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,405
That's one of the things about being rich.
You get to treat everybody else like shit.
293
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,607
I can't wait.
294
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,841
Oh, no, no, my God.
295
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,048
My kid just got a piercing. Look at that.
296
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,606
What is that, his chin?
It's his scrotum.
297
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,286
Ah!
God, he did it to himself.
298
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,408
Butchered it too.
299
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,329
He's on the way to the hospital.
300
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,528
Well, what do you want me
to tell Warner?
301
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,565
What do you mean?
Don't you have to get to the hospital?
302
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:12,122
Yeah. Right. And then Warner finds out
that I left? Game over.
303
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:18,126
So I didn't go to your little rock opera
that you wrote for school. Get over it.
304
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,762
KJ, what have you done
to your beautiful little scrotum?
305
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,207
Excuse me. Can you give me a minute?
306
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,370
This is Wilfred.
307
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,091
Please leave a... Whatever.
308
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,931
If this is Ryan, goodbye.
309
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,050
And if this is Bear, I'll see you in hell!
310
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,320
Tell Warner I'm sorry.
What? Where are you going?
311
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,881
Hey. You're not gonna get
a second chance, Ryan.
312
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,721
I can't think about the future right now.
Ryan!
313
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,330
Wilfred?
314
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,325
Wilfred.
315
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,290
Oh, you're okay.
316
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,085
Hello, Ryan.
317
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,522
What the hell
was that voice-mail greeting?
318
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,970
I miss smelling things, Ryan.
319
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,282
I'm tired of thinking.
320
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:19,048
I'm like a lost puppy,
wandering through the wilderness...
321
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,130
...desperately trying
to find my way home.
322
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,840
Then I realize I have no home.
323
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,490
Wilfred.
324
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,642
You have a home.
325
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,364
Is this about that doghouse?
326
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:39,886
That's why you made me blow that deal,
so I'd get you that 9000-dollar doghouse?
327
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:44,682
It's not about the doghouse.
I was trying to buy a little peace of mind.
328
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,731
Well, guess what.
Your little plan's not gonna work.
329
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,565
And you could drop the whole emo act.
You look ridiculous.
330
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,202
And why are you wearing that leash?
You hate leash...
331
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,562
No, no, no.
332
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,085
No, no, no.
333
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,244
No, no, no. Not again.
I can't lose you again.
334
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,483
I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention.
335
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:24,090
I lost track of what's really important,
what's right in front of me.
336
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,049
Right here, right now!
337
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,451
Wilfred.
338
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,601
You're alive.
339
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,762
I guess I am.
340
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,690
By the way,
your breath smells disgusting.
341
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,686
Come to Papa.
Hey, you got your smell back.
342
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,721
I do.
343
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,089
Wilfred, you're my best friend.
344
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,045
If you want your own doghouse,
we'll get you one.
345
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,726
I just can't spend $9000.
346
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,283
I understand.
347
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,126
I love you, Wilfred.
348
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,930
You stingy prick.
349
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,965
What?
350
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,804
I said, "I love you too."
351
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,807
You know, all this time
you've been neglecting me...
352
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,051
...I guess I've kind of
been neglecting Bear.
353
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,360
I'm just gonna go see
how Bear's doing.
354
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,482
Oh, God!
355
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,569
Oh, Bear.
356
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,248
Oh, Bear, I'm sorry.
357
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,802
I lost sight of what's really important,
what's right in front of me...
358
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,008
...right here, right now.
359
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,606
Oh, Bear.
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