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See you tomorrow, won't we? Because, of course, if not, we could just pass the

debt back to your little mechanic friend.

You lost your face and left your job. La, la, la, whatever.

You're still the same person, you know. The dating app.

You're on there, aren't you?

I'm down as binard1945.

Have a loo when you get home.

Oh, I just might.

I'll give you a call tomorrow and we can hang out and it'll be nice.

Friends, you're not going down for this.

There has to be another way.

You're on my jacket.

Shoot that flap.

Suck your flap.

Bleat well.

No, I didn't. The tent is far too small, and he snores, talks in his sleep.

Utter twaddle as well. I feel like I'm in Twin Peaks.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

So, how are you feeling today?

What? Thank you, Roger.

For what?

You know.

That's why I really didn't do anything.

You said exactly what I needed to hear.

Just like you always do with everybody.

Stuff and nonsense.

You give a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and...

Eventually, they'll come up with a complete works of Shakespeare.

At the very least, a half -decent thriller.

It's all just luck.

Luck?

Roger, it's a gift and you know it.

I almost say a calling.

Don't you start as well. I had all that nonsense of Denise yesterday.

You're an idiot.

You're back to your old self, aren't you?

Yeah.

Yes, I am.

Now it's your turn.

Officer Boyband, you are sure we can trust him?

Yes, 100%. He literally just waved at me. I said we could trust him. I didn't

say he wasn't a moron.

Let me do the talking.

Morning.

Morning, Che.

Che?

Che Guevara.

From the T -shirts.

Doesn't matter.

What time is it?

Oh, I don't know.

Too cosy to even look at my watch.

I think they'd have woken us up if the bulldozers were here.

Can't start the revolution without you.

Exactly.

Thanks for being here, Dan.

Wouldn't miss it.

What is it?

I can't help feeling something's come between us.

Yeah. Oh, it's a nice one, isn't it?

Isn't it just home away from home?

Right down to people coming into our bedroom unannounced.

Oh, all right, grumpy pant.

I won't bother telling you that I've done us all a cup breakfast.

She has an arm.

Answer phone again.

She's probably still asleep.

A leaf falling two miles away wakes her up.

In the shower, then?

Mm.

Hell, the showers never take more than 15 minutes.

I'm not sure it's cute that you know that. I'm just weird.

Go on home and check on her if you're worried.

You don't mind?

Not at all.

And when she's put you in headlock, called you a prat... I made you promise

to spend the next nine and a half months flapping over her. You can come back,

can't you?

Right, am I being a bit...? Yeah.

So you should be.

It's a good sign.

Go on, clear off.

Thank you.

There we go.

Lovely.

Hello? Barry, just making sure you all made it through the night.

Didn't get attacked by wild bears or anything.

There's no bears in Manchester.

As long as you're all OK, BNARD1945 is taking me out again this morning,

Barry. Luncheon at Gianelli's.

Birthday!

Yeah, yeah, you said.

I can't hear you, Barry.

Several times.

But I don't have time to talk anyway.

I've got to get myself ready.

Well, why did you ring me then?

Hello?

She's hung up.

Who were it?

Nana Miller.

She keeps going on about this third date she's having. Third date?

You know what that means, don't you?

I don't know how you let that one slip through your fingers.

You what?

You and the Caribbean queen.

I kind of figured by now you two would be, you know... Are you having a stroke?

No, but you could have been if you'd played your cards right.

Hey, you know what they say, don't they?

Once you've gone black... All right, love?

Once you've gone what?

Well, once you've gone... Well, you've gone, haven't you?

Just saying.

Oh, my God.

Did we... Were we... You don't remember.

Yeah, I mean, we... We... I'm gone.

Oh, for Christ's sake.

No.

What do we do now?

Well, it was all new to me.

Actually, I suppose it's old.

Very old.

I didn't mean you. I meant us.

No, I mean... Oh, you know what?

I'm just going to wake up again.

Morning.

Morning.

Yeah, me too.

Ella!

Ella!

Come,

come.

to go to the toilet.

Well, you can't go in here. Go in the bushes.

I can't.

It's a number two.

I think it's them eggs.

Oh, for God's sake, what are you telling me for?

There's a fast food place down the street. I'll have to go there.

Have you any money?

What? They won't let me use them if I don't buy out.

Um, what are you going to get?

A milkshake, maybe.

Yeah.

Get me one.

An old strawberry.

Hey, buy him after.

Don't take him in the bogs with you.

Dad.

Dad, they're here. Come on.

Have you not got one in English?

Hell no, we won't go!

Hell no, we won't go! Hell no, we won't go! Hell no, we won't go! Hell no, we

won't go! Yeah, Mr Wyatt, I think you might want to get down here.

Hell no, we won't go! Hell no, we won't go! So this is like an undercover

operation.

Do I need to get changed? No, no, it's not undercover. It's just off the books,

that's all.

Off the books?

Look, it's really simple, OK?

We're in the squad car.

We pull over Bradley's vehicle.

You head over, tell him he was speeding, ask to see his licence.

Why would you be speeding? Jesus Christ.

Ollie, you ask to see his licence.

He won't have it.

You get him to come back to the squad car with you. In the meantime, I'll have

put in a call to dispatch, tell them we spotted some weapons in the vehicle.

What weapons?

It doesn't matter. All that matters is that you get him in our car before the

cavalry arrive.

But this is the really important part.

Officially, we both denied that he was ever in the vehicle at all.

I'm not stupid, you know.

Doesn't sound right.

Ollie, remember what you told me first day on the job, why you joined the

police?

No.

How nothing makes sense.

Bad people do bad things. Good people suffer. How everything is all out of

order. How you wanted to help fix the world.

Ollie, this is doing the right thing.

Whether it seems like it or not.

And you're the only one I can trust with it.

Am I? You are.

We're going to put away some very bad people.

And any fallout that comes from it will be on me. And only me. You have my word.

Okay, Cumberham.

Bradley?

Finn, come off me.

I'll stay where you are.

Somebody want to tell me what the hell's going on?

I thought you said you'd... I know what I said.

Jenna?

Linda?

Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.

Could we have a quiet word?

We can have a quiet word here. I warned you what would happen. No, no, no, no,

no. That's too quiet.

Speak up so everybody can hear you.

Why are you doing this?

I mean, just look at this place. Look at it.

Why in God's name are you fighting to save it?

I don't think it's even about that anymore.

Well, then what's it about?

Standing up to bully.

You do realise that I'm standing for council next year, don't you?

And that I will win, because in the end, I always win.

Now, you're both businesswomen. Do you really want to make an enemy of the guy

who'll practically be running this town in 12 months?

Hmm?

Yeah. Big mistake.

I know what I said.

Nobody's going anywhere.

I'll be back.

Be comfy, lads.

I swear to God if they hurt her.

Cameron, we have to call this in.

This is my daughter.

Nobody is calling anybody.

I know.

It's exactly what they said it was.

It's insurance, that's all.

They'll let her go. They won't hurt her.

As long as I... They'll let her go.

Bradley.

We've got no options.

This is the only choice, and you know it is.

What's he talking about?

I'll do it.

Don't be so... It's my fault!

And I was supposed to be the driver anyway.

It was me that they wanted.

So I'll do it. And my grandchild can just visit you in Britain, then, is that

it?

All you did was try to protect her. This is not your fault, and it is not

costing that baby its father.

Cameron, this is the only way.

This is tough.

Cameron, what's he talking about?

What's he going to do?

He's going to rob a bank.

Oh, listen, this isn't what it seems. Hold it. What?

Hold that.

Thank you.

What's going to happen now?

I don't know, Flower.

And have you got a lipstick I can borrow?

Oh, no, Dad.

It's how you break it for me.

on today, too?

That's for the sign. The parasitic spread of controlled urbanisation. I'm

to write something much more pithy and succinct on the back.

Like what? I don't know.

Save the park.

Well, it's pithy and succinct. You've got to give him that.

Well, of course we haven't got lipstick on us.

We need to bring the make -up back to them. What shade do you want?

I think you're golden chiffon.

Do you know what, Denise?

I think I am golden chiffon.

What else have you got?

Here.

Help yourself.

Thanks.

I like to make them match.

Check the barrel.

You know what you're doing, right?

I'm going to be out of the supply for most of the day, so you're in charge,

No problem.

I've got one hour.

If I were you, I'd get as far away from here as possible.

You can't do this. Finn, do you know how much she loves you?

And what it would do to her if she lost you?

You don't know she's pregnant.

Maybe if we called him. Maybe if we told him then... Then what?

You've not met him.

And you don't know what you've met.

There is nothing behind this guy's eyes. Nothing.

You may not have seen that before.

But I have.

We play by his rules.

We get Ella back.

That's it.

And you?

You should all leave.

We're not really going to let this happen, are we?

Not.

Barry?

Have you been arrested?

What? No, no, listen.

Whatever it is, I'll wait till after my date.

Right.

There you go.

Let's do yours.

Hang on, hang on. What are you going to write on it?

What does it matter?

Anything's better than this. Slip free the noose of capitalist tyranny.

Students.

This is where you're all hiding.

I'm... Bloody hell, what have you done to your face?

What have you done to yours?

Ooh!

You didn't give us a turn.

I thought for a minute somebody dug Barbara Cartland up.

Do you hear that, Baz?

I said, where's our bazaar?

Yeah, where is me dad?

I thought he'd just gone off to find a link.

Where'd the thing come to that?

It should have been back ages ago.

There you go.

Love our Mother Earth.

All right, so I went a bit beat poetry with that one. It's still better than

this down -with -communism rubbish. No, it isn't. Do I look like a harried

bloody Christian?

I'm not waving it. I refuse to wave it. Oh, give over.

To be honest, I'd take a happy clapper any day over that woman they've replaced

you with at the church.

Do you know what she told me when I tried to talk to her about... about

No. That it wasn't my place to ask for forgiveness.

That one day we'd all be judged in the eyes of the Lord.

What? Oh, I don't know. Something like that.

No, sorry.

Can I just get this straight? You went to see her.

You told her what happened.

And you told her how you felt.

She said that?

Well, yeah.

Roger. Round two.

Here we go. Come on.

Hey,

it's the telly crew.

They don't want to talk to us.

Oh, God.

I can't go on camera.

I'm not like I slept in a tent all night.

Maybe I should talk to them. I'm already made up.

It's the news.

Not the X -Files.

Lisa!

What is he doing?

He called them.

Why would he do that?

I don't know.

I thought I told you to go.

Show me the phone.

I've no time. Bradley!

It's dark.

That's just a bit of brick.

Could it be his flat?

I've been there.

What's that?

I don't know.

Edge of a crate, maybe.

You said he had some kind of lock -up, right?

Yeah. Yeah, it's like a garage, storage thing.

Down by the flats.

Could this be it?

I don't know. It could be.

It's got to be worth a shot. There's no time.

We go there, it's empty. Meanwhile, I'm not shown.

I can't risk it.

Keep this on if we find her.

What's going on?

He's married.

He... What?

I saw him.

I'm sorry.

He's married?

I think he probably does this a lot.

He... He's so old.

I know.

He's really let the side down.

I thought we were the sensible generation.

I did try to call you.

What are you doing here?

And why are you all dressed up?

I just couldn't stand the thought you sat here on your own.

Look at him smiling.

What's he smiling at?

And she doesn't look like she's giving him much of a grilling.

Tips and teeth there.

Well.

Oh, look.

She's laughing now.

What's she laughing for?

I've never heard him say anything funny. Have you ever heard him say anything

funny? I mean, what's funny about this?

What?

Nothing. Clearly, the woman's a mate of his.

Probably slept with her.

Or try to. Or intends to.

Well, whatever it is, it's a conflict of interest.

I mean, we've got friends in the media too, you know.

Dan, you've got celebrity contacts, haven't you?

Oh, not really.

I did do a PA gig with a guy from the Ribena commercials, but I don't think I

kept his number.

Come on, everyone!

Hell no, we won't go!

Hell no, we won't go! You know what he's doing, don't you? Yeah. He's selling us

all as a bunch of loonies.

It's only about 25 % true.

Lisa does realise that there's a very good chance none of this will

I don't know, Mum.

Oh, she's fine.

She's fine. She's quite safe.

And we're going to make sure she stays that way, aren't we?

What do you want?

I'm between services. I'm about to have a shower.

Psalm 52.

What? Thoroughly wash me from mine iniquity, and from my sin, cleanse me.

That's Psalm 51.

Yes. Excuse me.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, I love what you've done with the place.

What do you think you're doing?

It seems so much bigger.

Oh, well, it'll be the conservatory, won't it? It's a nice addition.

Well, it'll be the church renovation fund that you've been collecting, won't

How dare you?

You must know I paid for this myself.

I happen to be a woman of means.

No, what you happen to be is a mean woman.

Excuse me?

Pauline Johnson.

Good friend of mine.

Wife of the late Charlie Johnson.

Another very good friend of mine.

She came to you.

She came to you for help.

For guidance.

For forgiveness.

And what did you do?

I quoted scripture.

Roger. Probably got the verse right too.

Clearly such a thing would be anathema to you, but this is what the job is

about. Bollocks.

Beg your pardon? That is not what our job is about.

Our job? Any idiot can quote the scriptures.

Well, you can't. Any idiot can pass off all responsibility to some beardy bloke

in the clouds.

Beardy bloke in the clouds?

This job is about caring for the hearts and minds of the people in this

community.

It's about listening to people. It's about caring for people. It is about

helping people.

Whatever you may think.

I'm calling the police.

Sorry.

Who's that?

No, no, no. Who is that? No, wait, no, wait. What do you think you're doing?

Roger, I... Oh, no.

No, no, no, please, please, no introductions necessary.

Yes, I know, Mr Fairfax.

Hello, I married you, do you remember?

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's husband, Exodus 2017.

Might be paraphrasing a little bit, but I'm sure that's the verse.

Now, this is a little bit of a clergy no -no, isn't it?

All right.

OK. What do you want?

What I want is for you to call the diocese and request an immediate

Feel free to give them any excuse that you wish, but I think we can spare them

all the gory details, do we?

And then?

And then... I want you the hell out of my parish.

Oh, my

God.

Eighty -three percent.

I'm sure you've been wondering, well, that's your answer.

That's how many armed robberies eventually end in arrest.

I'm sure you're not scared of prison.

Not badly, Dawson.

Still, at least you won't be on your own this time, eh?

He knows maybe we could even share a cell together.

Oh, I'm going to insist on it.

Why don't you put the radio on?

Lisa?

What?

I just want to tell you how proud I am of you.

Of both of you.

I know when you started all this, I was a bit... But I was wrong.

And it's like you said, it's not even about the park.

It's about standing up for what's right.

So, whatever happens now, you know... Sorry?

I'm just saying, you've done what you set out to do.

What do you mean, whatever happens now?

Are you saying we're not going to win?

I'm saying it doesn't matter.

It's right, love. It really doesn't. I mean, look what you've done here. Look

all these people. You've done this.

We did.

We did this.

We galvanised an entire community, me and you.

Yeah. I know.

And we're still going to win.

Well, maybe you will, maybe you won't. That's not the point. The point is what

you've achieved.

It's like Rocky, you know, the first one.

He showed them what he was made of and it doesn't matter that he didn't win.

great. Thanks a lot.

Haven't seen it yet.

I don't understand.

You're all talking like it's a lost cause or something.

Jenna? Hey, I'm in it to win it, but if we don't, I'm just happy we made life as

difficult for the pillock as we could.

Hang up.

He's got a megaphone.

Oh, God.

He's going to make a speech.

here today.

I know what you all think this is about, but I'm here to tell you you're wrong.

The plans for this park don't involve trying to take something away from you.

They're about trying to give you something back.

Now, I know what you've read in the papers. I know what you've seen on the

but this has not been an open debate.

You've not heard my side of the story.

Okay, okay.

Get on your legs. Get on your legs.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, come on.

Come on.

This way. This way.

People will always need homes. Your children will need homes. Your

children will need homes.

Leave my children's children out of it. This land here has stood

disused now for nearly a decade.

Nobody wants it. Nobody cares.

And I'm sure you've all heard what goes on here on Tuesday night.

Now, is that really how you want it to stay?

Well, perhaps you have some better idea of what we should do with it.

idea. Oh, I don't know. Let me think. A better idea of what to do with a park.

Hmm. Maybe make it a park?

You see, what Linda Johnson fails to realize... Lisa!

My name is Lisa!

Lisa! Lisa!

Lisa! Lisa! What you fail to realize is that renovating a park like this costs

money. Now, a lot of money. Now, who's going to pay for that?

That's an idea.

but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something

which you later rely on in court.

Ollie.

Hello.

Oh, sugar.

I forgot my handcuffs.

It's all right. We've got some in the tent.

What's that you were saying about a real man?

That's too good.

Too good.

Right over his head?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What flavour was it?

Strawberry. It would dance.

I think he's still waiting for it, actually.

Oh, you didn't have to come, Barry.

But I'm glad that you did.

So am I.

It's been lovely.

We'll have to do it again sometime.

Oh, do it again?

Yeah, well, maybe. I don't know.

So... Are you asking me out on a date, Barry Harry?

No.

I mean, I don't know. Oh.

Well, in that case, I accept.

And I'm considering this to be our first date.

And you know what that means, don't you?

No.

Two more to go.

No, no, no, no, no. Well, what I think I'm going to do with the two dates is

them rather far apart.

Really far apart.

Maybe one a year.

Oh, Barry.

Looking for someone?

News crew.

Oh, you mean the ones who filmed you using my wife as a human shield?

Yeah, they've gone.

They seem in quite a hurry.

Probably want to make the five o 'clock.

I wonder what's going to happen to this place now.

I doubt he'll want to pay for it anymore.

Probably not.

The rest of us still can.

He's brought everyone together once.

I don't see why he can't do it again.

Charity drives, sponsorship, fundraising.

Do you really think we could do it?

With you leading it all, it'll be a stroll in the park.

Thank you.

Wear a tall hat, like a clue within the old days Wear a tall hat and a tattooed

gown Ride a white swan back, the people of the bell dream Wear your hair long,

cake, you can't go wrong

Catch a black star

and place it on your forehead Say a few spells and maybe there you go

Take a flat cap, turn the switch on your shoulder, and in the morning you'll

know all you know.

Wear a tall hat like a druid in the old days Wear a tall hat and a tattoo down

Ride a white one like the people of a building Where your hair long, baby,

over

Thank you for

watching.