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Is that definitely it?

No question.

I'm not kidding, Terry.

The bloke was set to rip me off on the
word go.

Yeah, I never fancied this sort of job.

Every time I've done it for Arthur, the
panther turns out to be on the dole,

living in one room with about ten kids.
Oh, yeah.

Well, he should be spending 250 quid on
his V -reg Granada.

Didn't, did he?

Exactly.

Honest, that kind of debt could put me
out of business.

Y 'all, I'm only going to have a polite
word with him. I don't care how polite

you are. Just give me money.

Hang about.

Hey, Terry, that's not him.

You can have a quiet word, pal.

I'm Mr. Merrick.

No, no, no.

I'm from Ted.

He wants to know when you're going to
pay for that new gear box.

You can't be sick of something.

He wants his money, and he wants it now.

Get the hell out of here!

Get the stuff!

I can be so good for you.

Love you like you want me to.

I can be so good for you.

Love you like you want me to.

Excellent lunch.

Very tasty.

Now, I must say, I thought it lowered
the tone of the place, serving up that

fried bread.

Cruton. Ah, now you're talking.

Top -notch, that.

I was going to suggest that we finalise
things over another brandy.

Where were you thinking of? I mean, it's
well after three.

Well, we would go to my club, but it's
being redecorated.

Look, why don't we go to yours? I
believe you mentioned it earlier.

Ah.

Yes. Well.

Where do you go?

The Winchester Club, please.

Where? What?

All right here, Mr. Matthews? Yes, fine.

I'll just order the drinks. Good.

Two large brandies, please. And Dave,
better make it a good stuff.

Will this be a cash transaction, Arthur?
No, on the slate, Dave. And Dave, do us

a favour.

That depends, Arthur.

Make it Mr. Daly, will you?

Mr. Daly? Just for today.

Sure.

Oh, and bring him over, will you?

It will be a service job.

It's a bit bohemian, but the members
like it.

Yes, it's not a place I imagine small
-time criminals drinking in.

Your brandy is Mr. Daly? Thank you,
David.

You'll forgive me for not pulling the
forelock, Mr. Daly, but the doctor has

told me to leave it out on account of
going blind.

Bit of a character.

In the past three months, two diamond
merchants have been robbed in broad

daylight. Now, on both occasions, they
were carrying gems worth over £20 ,000.

And on both occasions, they were
travelling distances of not more than a

of hundred yards.

They were unaccompanied.

Leaving themselves wide open, weren't
they? On the other hand, one doesn't

to walk around the garden with a couple
of uniformed security guards. Oh, no,

no, of course one doesn't.

Dealing in precious gems is a delicate
and complex business, David.

Large sums of money changing hands,
sharp fluctuations in the market, heavy

gains, heavy losses.

Discretion is essential.

Large sums of money changing hands,
heavy gains.

Rest assured, Mr Matthews, you and I
speak the same language.

And I can supply you with just the help
you need. Good.

There's a phone message, Mr Daly. A
certain Desmond calling on behalf of Mr

Terence McCann to inform you that Mr
Terence McCann has landed himself right

him. David, you must stop pulling my
leg, or I'll have to report you to the

committee. I am the committee.

Helping him! Helping him! That's what
really hurts.

Oh, cheers, Arthur.

Arthur, dead in skint, right?

Now, this bloke owes him money for work
he did on the motor.

And don't talk to me about hurting.

This fellow was a real wimp.

One look at Terry would have paid off.
Oh, yeah? What happened?

No, don't tell me. He'd taken a crash
course in karate since the last time you

saw him. He was a different fellow.

Look, I chanced on the motor a couple of
streets from my gaff, right?

So go and tell Terry, and we go around
and wait for the fellow to turn up.

And when he does, ignore him.

And where were you during this rag -ass?

I did my best.

Yeah, snug and cosy in the van, I bet.
He's been taking notes from you, hasn't

he? Oh, no. How about his lot? They have
to buy jocks to score their goals for

them. I don't like football, as it
happens.

Well, you're still a bloody hooligan.

Look, keep your choking, Arthur.

It's not that serious.

It's just the fracture of a small bone
there.

I'll be back to normal soon.

Oh, yeah? And what am I supposed to do
in the meantime?

I mean, you are my... My meal ticket?

Employee. Get out.

Look, I've been knocking myself out for
the past two days to get you in with

that diamond merchant.

Look, couldn't the doctor take it off
just for one day?

How far up does it go?

Matt, get off! Get off!

Well, I assume you'll be fit enough for
your two hours at the booze at night.

Oh, do leave me alone. I'm not a well
person.

Oh, God. Well, get yourself halfway
human by tomorrow morning.

Oh, Arthur.

What? I was just wondering, you know
that gasket I put in a couple of months

back?

Could you see your way to... What?

Oh, nothing.

Just a thought, that's all.

And so it shall remain, Desmond, my son.
So it shall remain.

Well, it did.

Are you certain you didn't know that
geezer? Or his mate?

I swear to God, Terry, that wasn't the
punter I put the new gearbox in for.

He must have sold the motor the rotten
slag.

I'll just drive round the block, he
says.

See how it feels.

Ten minutes later, I'm still waiting
there like a right nelly.

Mind you, if I'd known you were walking
into that rook, I'd never have asked

you. I mean, I'm sorry, Terry. I really
am.

If there's anything I can do for you...
Well, there is as it happens.

What?

You can buy me a beer.

Terry, don't be silly. You're not a well
person.

That's medicinal, isn't it?

No.

Trouble is, I've still got this problem.

What problem?

Well, that 250 was my last chance. I
might have to shut up shop. It's as bad

that. No.

Right, listen, listen. Make sure you
finish my mate at first, all right?

you for your sympathy.

Hello.

You.

That's nice of you.

Hey. You wouldn't mind bugging me a bit
in advance, would you?

No, it's a favour, isn't it?

Anyway, I'm skint. I'm sorry, mate. Do
you want to sit down?

No, I'm all right. I think you're too
man in your condition.

What are you talking about, man in my
condition? I'm pregnant, you know. Get

of here.

The point is, Terry, you'll be on wages
tomorrow.

You know, with that diamond fella.

Desmond, you've got to bear in mind that
Arthur knows nothing about the Trade's

Description Act, right?

What? Well, if he says we take him...

Fleet Street by storm. I know that I'll
be minding the local newsagents for the

next couple of days.

So we'll see about diamonds and wages
and all that tomorrow, right?

Get off!

All right, be like that.

No, I'm sorry, it's me. How do you do
that, then?

These two silly sods got themselves into
a fight with some young fellas.

Is that funny?

It wasn't so much a fight as a... It was
a bleeding ambush, wasn't it?

Yeah, an ambush. Jason's hand got
ambushed by a young fella. Where can we

him, Terry? They weren't that young.

Yeah, we're moving in the wrong age
group, Carol. Yeah, let's leave the poor

devils in peace.

They probably want a nice, quiet game of
dominoes. Hey, Carol, you can shuffle

my dominoes any time you like.

It's not a bad idea, that.

Do you fancy it?

What?

A game of dominoes?

Eh? Oh, do you prefer a crib?

Hey, how about a game of darts?

Desmond?

Who was it that said the only way to eat
well in England was to have breakfast

three times a day? I've no idea. With
his odds on, it was the last thing he

said. Where are we meeting this man of
yours? Oh, his favourite bistro.

He generally indulges in a little coffee
and cruffins about this time. Oh,

you've got a ticket?

You're Arthur Daly's minder, aren't you?

That's right. Good night.

I heard a couple of youngsters caught
you on the op.

That'd be how you got that arm, I
suppose.

No. Had this arm all my life.

Speak of the devil.

Hey, leave that.

Terry, come on.

That's right.

Let's not keep him waiting.

Terry? This is Mr Matthews I was telling
you about.

Nice to meet you.

Do you mind explaining that?

What?

Oh, no, no, no, slight mishap.

Nothing serious. 100 % otherwise, eh,
Terry? Yeah, I'll get a plough prompt in

week.

Oh, to hell with you. There's obviously
been a misunderstanding.

I thought I'd impressed upon you, Daly,
the seriousness of this job.

We're talking about moving diamonds
worth tens of thousands of pounds.

We're talking about safeguarding them
against experienced violent criminals.

And you bring me a man with a broken
arm?

Mr. Matthews, please.

It's not good enough, Daly.

Just leave us for a minute, Terry, will
you?

Look, Mr. Matthews, I quite understand
your reaction. Ow!

Mr.

Matthews, I quite understand your
reaction.

In fact, it is exactly what I expected.

But you see, it's his pride.

Bacon sandwich and a tea without,
please, George.

I mean, I try to tell him, but coming
from you, he might take notice.

Now, meanwhile, Mr Matthews, rest
assured, I will have 100 % operative

first thing tomorrow morning.

With all limbs intact?

Without a blemish, Mr Matthews, without
a blemish. Stand on me.

Well, you blew that, didn't you? Oh,

look at the state of this place.

You always were a bit of a beatnik at
heart, weren't you?

Your mate didn't seem too happy, did he?
Well, I'm afraid you, or rather we,

lost ourselves a nice little earner
there.

The wages from that job would have
spoiled the cut of your suit, that's for

sure. Well, back to normal next week.

I think we'll have to consider you off
sick from now on, Terry.

With sick pay?

What?

Sick pay?

That's not what you call sick, is it?
That's more you're self -inflicted. Self

-inflicted? You can't expect money for
that, my son.

I must go. I've got to see Lenny Bowman.

What's the environment for?

Just keep it in the swim, Terry. Just
keep it in the swim.

I believe he's opening a string of
discount massage parlours.

Discount? No. No, and him, it's probably
self -service. There can't be enough of

that. Oh.

Dex?

Thank you, sir.

Hello, sir.

Tell Lenny Arthur Daly's in, will you? I
gave him a ring earlier.

Oh, take it, Mr Daly. Go.

Always had very good taste in Lenny.

Very impressive, I must say.

I'll get one of my bad days with my
back.

I'll be very tempted to get one of you
young ladies to come and sort it out for

me.

This way, Mr Daly.

Oh, yes, sir.

Oh, not so bad, Lenny, not so bad. Hey,
nice bunch of girls. What are you doing?

Staffing your massage parlours? What?

Oh, no, no, no. Hiring a new ticker.

Accountant? Always employ women these
days, me old son. They work harder and

they don't booze it up.

You any good at this?

No. Might I turn with a black car, Vern?

Now then, Arthur, how can I help?

Well, the thing is, Lenny...

My boy Terry's got himself in a bit of a
scrape. He's what you might call all

-star combat at the moment.

Just when I need a bit of impressive
muscle.

And everybody knows you've got a lot of
good boys, Lenny. Get it back on the

track, Vern. Get it back on.

So you fancy borrowing one of my boys?

Yeah. No problem, Arthur.

Tell you what, you could have Vern in
here for a couple of days. He could do

with an outing.

But crying out loud, when are you going
to get the anger this Vern?

I'm sorry, Mr. Fee.

Shall we say pony a day, Arthur, eh?

We'll settle up after.

Yeah, all right. Very grateful, Eddie.

Not for getting expensive, me old son.

My boy does like his grub, so keep him
well fed.

Oh, and Vern does all the driving.

He can't stand being a passenger.

Have another with me, Terry?

No, I've got to sort out my motor with
Des. Go on, and have one for the road.

No, I'm all right, thanks.

Here, Terry, if you're ever a bit on the
barastic side, your credit's good down

here, you know.

Oh. Cheers, Dave, but I don't want to
start running up slates.

I just want you to know, that's all.

Um, is there anything else you want me
to know?

You'll laugh. It's a dead comical,
really.

I heard Arthur is going around with one
of Lenny Bowman's boys.

Eh?

I thought it would amuse you.

Well, no, Arthur had a meeting with
Bowman. No, somebody probably just

him. He's got one of Bowman's boys
crafting for him.

Arthur? On a bumblebee?

Leave it out.

It's probably only more than Arthur is
already.

I thought he would make you chuckle.

We meet here in three minutes to eleven.

I've already walked the route. It should
take no longer than seven minutes.

Never make appointments on the hour.
Very professional, that.

We'll be here on the dot.

Your presence won't be required, Daly.

The less people involved, the better.

Oh, fine, fine.

Well, how about a spot of lunch?

Good idea.

Very kind of you, Daly.

May I make a suggestion, Mr. D?

Something wrong with the arrangements,
Vern?

Oh, no, no.

It's about lunch.

There's this new treat up west that I'm
dying to try. They do this dill

mayonnaise with Dublin Bay prawns, and a
pal of mine says you can get Dom Perrin

on 73 for 18 quid a throw.

18 quid?

Excellent idea, Vernon.

You can't afford to pass up a bargain
like that, can you, dearly?

No.

You're joking.

Oh, it's true.

He's got this geezer Vernon working for
him.

Well, it'll be just for the job with the
jeweller fellow, that's all.

All I'm saying is he could have told me.

I mean, people are winding me up down
the boozer now.

What? Julie and Carol?

Pinky and Perky?

Now you mean silly.

Yeah, and then there's Dave trying to
dole out a bit of charity without me

twigging. Yeah, he's a good mate, this
Dave.

I mean, the old man knows, except me.

Well, well, well.

I never knew they did that.

What?

Fuel pump.

I know what it is. What's it doing in
your hand?

Oh, Terry, you've got some problems
here.

I'll have to pop down to the parts
dealer.

Oh, leave it out.

No, I'll need a few hours on this.

Eh? Tell you what, I'll have it ready
first thing. First thing, yeah, I know.

God, dear, if my life gets any worse,
I'm going to have to ask you to stop

helping me.

Well, I must say, Daily, that was an
awfully good lunch. I'll see you later.

Oh, look, you've got another ticket.

That's Madeira Sulks with a papier -de
-vous.

That was a bit keen, but that's 73.

That was sad.

I'm not saying it's all that.

Bit of a sickener, I thought, that.

Oh, dear, I am sorry.

Must have been very hard forcing down
two bottles of the stuff.

Oh, I've got a safe phone! There's no
rush!

I bung a bit more air in impact toys
when I get a chance, Mr D. I can't seem

get this back into drift.

Anyway, what's on the cards tonight?
Coming back up west, are we?

Tonight? No, no, no.

Tonight I usually go to bed early with a
glass of water and a dry biscuit.

Especially if early indoors finds out
what I spent on lunch.

Yes?

Oh, hello. What's this?

Clean -up campaign?

Just collecting a few of my personal
possessions.

Sorry about your motor.

Eh?

You'll have to pull up some promptly
garage and get them to pick it up. Oh,

you mean you haven't done it yet? That's
right.

Because I can't get credit.

So I can't get parked. So I can't get
paid. So I can't get credit.

Do you know about cash flow?

Yeah, I know about cash flow.

Cash flows to Arthur and then trickles
back to me. Yeah, well, I haven't even

got cash trickled.

It's dead serious, Terry.

Yeah, I could go out and liberate some
nice W. Reg Mercs, no problem. But I've

knocked all that on their head.

Oh, bloody hell, Terry.

I'm going to end up on wages.

I don't know.

You try going straight and what happens?

You end up in someone else's inspection
pit paying national insurance and all

that other bloody horrible stuff.

Pay as you learn, or something.

Well, didn't know it was that serious,
mate. An embarrassment, that's what it

is, an embarrassment.

Refused credit on a few ruckus.

Look, listen, I'll tell you what.

We go back to that geezer with a
granada, right?

We find out where he bought it, then we
go and find that punter and get your 250

back.

Come on, it's got to be worth a try,
isn't it?

Then maybe I'll get my Capri back at
last.

Oh, good, Terry.

Come on, let's sling our rug.

No, I'll have to give it another ten
minutes.

Well, maybe he lives round here. You
know, he's going to work.

Night shift.

You hear that? Who the bleedin' hell
lives round here?

I do, actually.

Hang about, what's that?

That's him, isn't he?

Yeah, that's him.

Go on, have a word.

No, hold on. Let him get away from the
car first.

I lost him.

But I think he works at a gaff called
Porton & Mackies. Do you know it? Yeah,

it's a big factory.

They make pharmaceuticals.

You didn't speak to him, then? No, I
didn't bother looking for him, you know.

Might have caused him bother.

I'll pop back again later when he's
finished work. In the meantime, let's

Arthur. See if he can stop us, get that
capri back on the road.

Arthur?

You've got that desperate, son.

One final precaution.

You carry this.

Anything you say, Mr Wren?

Right, let's go.

131.

132, yeah, we're nearly there.

Here. Isn't that Oliver?

Yeah, there he is.

Come on, move it, piddas.

Arthur!

Look, I'll go and catch him. You walk
up.

Hi.

Oi, I want a word with you. Shut up. I
want to watch this.

Nice. Very nice.

That is a real McCoy I watch in there,
my son.

Keep your head down. I'm not supposed to
be here.

Come for that. Neither are you.

How the hell did you find me?

I asked Dave, didn't I? He gave me
Matthew's address. He told me you were

some diamonds.

And not to tell anyone, because security
was essential.

I don't like it, Terry. I don't like it
being chased up the middle of a big job.

I'm sorry about that, but I need to talk
to you urgently. I'm sorry. I'm tied

up. Sorry?

Listen, you.

I need help, right?

Now, do I get it, or do I go back to
that jeweller's and tell Matthews all

your security arrangements?

Look, Terence, come on, let's go and
have a chat.

Everybody out, please.

I promise I won't hit you over the head
and run away with it.

Please don't try and persuade me it's
inferior stuff.

I happen to know otherwise.

There's a stone paper on the bench
there.

Open it.

Carefully.

You could have any one of those diamonds
for it.

Go on, choose one.

You might make a puppet.

They're all rubbish.

So you do know about diamonds.

How on earth did you come by this?

I don't understand.

Oh, come off it, Matthews. You're no
heroin dealer.

Where did this stuff come from?

I was importing diamonds. I had someone
walk them through customs.

A mule?

My employees started to work for
somebody else.

The roots were convenient, you see.

One day, I happened to catch her with a
half a kilo of heroin taped round her

waist.

Quite a windfall.

Do you want the stuff or not?

Oh, I want it all right.

Right. Bring the money to my office this
time tomorrow morning.

No offices, no hotel rooms.

We do all this in the open, where we can
all see who's who and what's what.

Now, look here. Please, Matthews.

You have no choice.

Either we follow my methods or we drop
the whole matter.

And don't forget, the kind of people who
lose half a kilo of heroin always find

out who's got it in the end.

So the sooner you get your money and
disappear, the better.

Agreed?

Yes, agreed.

I don't see those big Bond Street
wheeler dealers coming to a place like

All right, Alton. Before you start...

Perhaps you might notify the staff as to
today's correct mode of address.

Is it Arthur? Mr Daly?

Or perhaps there's been a surprise
announcement here in the birthday

list? Leave it out, Dave. Large vodka
slimline and a brace of lagers for these

two.

What's all that about?

Oh, Davey has just discovered Sapphire.

Now, listen, you. Two things, right?
Now, first, why didn't you tell me you

using this Vernon key?

Oh, him.

Yes, him.

Now, what am I supposed to think when
you go round on the fly employing other

people, eh?

Now, if I ought to be down the job
centre browsing, then you ought to tell

Terry, you've got a broken body.

Broken? I swear to you, it was just a
one -off. I didn't think it was worth

mentioning.

Anyway, he's eating me out of house and
home. The way he puts stuff away, there

must be something iffy with his inside.

Well, let's leave that for the time
being. The second thing, Arthur, is

How dare you talk like that?

Hard times for all of us.

That'll be 150, Arthur. Put it on the
slate, Dave.

Nevertheless, the second thing is money.

What for?

Pour down the financial black hole known
as Desmond's Motor Repairs?

Certainly not.

I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.

You can call it an advance on my next
wages, right?

Now, if you're not prepared to advance
me any wages, I've got to assume that

you're not going to get me any
employment from now on. In which case...

I'm going to go out and find someone
else, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no.

20.

No, no, no, no, no.

50.

50. 50 now.

Hello, Mr. Deaton.

Hello, Laverne. Meet Terry and Des. What
do you want to drink? Oh, that's very

nice. As a matter of fact, I just had a
cup of tea up west and it has given my

palate a right portion of GBH.

Hey, your face be on a bolt.

He couldn't do me a nice polyfume on
ice, could he?

Well, that sounds nice. I'll have a pint
of that. No, you won't. Come on.

In my car.

Take care, Terence.

You worry about yourself, Vernon.

He's touchy.

Stop burning a bleeding lot of oil. No,
no, you're all right.

Just don't go any long journeys.

How long's a long journey?

I'll say over five miles.

You're wonderful. You're all right.

I didn't mention it before, Daly, but
this morning's little effort was

in the nature of a dry run.

I'm sorry, Mr. Matthews. I didn't quite
catch that.

A rehearsal, Daly.

The serious business takes place
tomorrow morning.

I shall meet with you this evening.

At your office?

Half eight?

Right.

Put the corks back in that lot and bung
him a nice warm lager.

Excuse me, pal. Now, hold on, hold on. I
just want to ask you a question about

the motor, all right? Then I'll be out
of your life forever.

Where'd you buy it?

Something's on the arrow road.

Tricky. Now piss off before I start
remembering your mate.

I ain't fillet, son.

Roadhog?

Come on, darling.

Good judgment.

Here's to tomorrow.

Cheers. Vernon?

Oh, back of the neck.

We rendezvous here as before?

No, no, no.

This transaction is being completed well
away from here.

Oh, where's that then?

In the country.

Very nice, Mr. Wren.

It's ethics, in fact.

I hand over the merchandise at half past
five in the morning.

Half five?

Now, what sort of deal is this?

One that requires privacy.

Now, just a minute, Matthews. This is
getting out of order.

I'm full of sympathy for someone who
deals in cash and has his books kept by

ghostwriter, but selling diamonds in
some field at dawn?

That's got to be as bent as a nine -bob
note. Oh, I don't wish to be associated.

You have no choice, Bailey. Oh, yes, I
have.

No offence, but I'm going to take an
early bath on this one.

Come on, Vernon.

I know we're up and buying you a
provocative little cod and chips.

I'm sorry, Mr D.

It's Vernon who's getting his wages
directly from me now.

It's a loving person. Oh, it's business,
you know.

All right, well, come.

Tell me where the meet is and on my word
I'll be there at half five.

You must think I'm an idiot, Daly.

Do you think I didn't notice McCann
hanging around yesterday?

I haven't made up my mind yet whether
you're trying to set me up or whether

you're just plain stupid.

Either way, I'm not letting you out of
my sight until the deal has been done.

That's why we leave for Essex in ten
minutes.

No phone calls, no messages.

There's a hotel near the meeting place.
We stay there overnight.

Overnight? God's sake, Dave, you don't
think I'm paying you all this money for

doing nothing?

No, it's not that.

It's her indoors.

If I stay out all night again this week,
I'm a dead man.

Hello?

Oh, hello, Terry.

How's the motor?

Died a bleeding death, didn't it?

Now, listen, listen. I mean, a boozer
called the Duke said, you know...

Yeah, that's the one, right by the
river, yeah.

Oh, it's all right for some.

The thing is, I ran into the two
chargers I had the ruck with.

I'm stuck here with no car. I'm dying
for a Jimmy, but I dare go in case they

move on.

So what I want you to do... Terry?

Terry, are you there?

Oh, sorry about that, mate.

I've just seen another familiar face.

Look, get the truck.

And get round here as sharp as you can,
right?

It just wasn't there. Honestly, Mr
Merrick, I don't think he made the drop.

I hope it has never entered your heads
to try and rip me off.

No way would we do that, Mr Merrick.

Very well.

Go and check whether he made the drop.

I trust him.

Whatever he says will satisfy me.

Bloody country. It's always dark at
night. I mention but one of its many

drawbacks. I understand this particular
hotel gets a mention of Michelin Guide.

Oh, yeah. Do the nifty tyre chains, do
they?

I'll tell you one thing. I hope they've
got an intensive care unit.

That's what we're going to need if Fern
goes on driving like this. I do. We

should stop moaning daily.

What annoys me is I'm stopping out all
night and I'm not even having a good

time.

Terry?

They're over there in the far corner.
Right.

It's open.

Anybody around here got a blue Cortina V
registration?

Yeah, why?

I think I saw a fella just trying to
break into it.

The drop was made, Michael.

Now go and fetch your friend.

Bring him back here so we can sort this
out.

Oi.

Get your map checked around that corner.

Mick not coming?

What are you doing with my car?

Don't you remember me?

You danced on my hand. Bad time to
bother me with that rubbish.

Now, don't get aerated.

I've got something you need.

Now, listen.

You're going to have a go, son. You'd
better be convincing.

I've played with a grown -up.

Sunshine! Sunshine!

You're going to let me have this stuff?

You scratch my back and I'll resist the
temptation to jump on yours.

So let's talk, eh?

Now, what's your governor doing with
this Matthew's boat?

You know,

Matthew's a posh geezer. He drives a
Range Rover. Drugs, is

it? I don't know, maybe.

No, you'll have to do better than that,
son, if you want your year back.

Yes, yes, it's drugs.

People converge from miles around to
delight in a salmon on crew in pastry

crust. as light as a feather, and subtle
herb cream sauce.

In fact, people who do so much
converging, they're usually fully booked

the last damn sarnie.

How was I to know there was an
agricultural fair on?

Still, we got to the meet nice and
early.

Five hours early.

I tell you, anyone asks me about
investing in diamonds, they get a very

answer. The proprietor suggests hazelnut
and bramble meringue.

Will you shut up?

Oh, he's not been in? He's left no
messages.

And her indoors has been on a blow her
three times already.

Listen, if he does get in touch, tell
him to phone me immediately. It's

right? Got it?

Come on.

He's serious, Dave.

I've got to be a man about a dog.

You want me to go with him, Mr M?

That's very kind of you, Vernon, but I
am one of those people who can't do it

while he's being watched.

The main road's a long way off, Daly.

And even if you find it, you'll be too
late.

You think I'm going to do a Captain
Oates?

I'm coming back with this nice warm car,
even if I do have to share it with you

two.

Please don't let it be vandalised.

Hello, Dave?

It's Arthur.

Yeah, yeah. Terry said what?

No, I can't hear, Dave. I can't hear.
Listen, it's her indoors.

Oh, my God, she hasn't.

Well, look, I can't face it myself.

I'll make something up for crying out
loud.

What?

Oh, all right.

Two miles north of Great Averham on the
B1275.

Noticed I'm beating you with one hand.

Hello?

What?

Oh, yeah, Dave, yeah.

Where?

Are you... Yeah, all right, mate, yeah,
thanks a lot.

Yeah, I'll see you soon. Yeah, cheers.
Ta -da.

He's only somewhere in epic, isn't he?

Cinderella. Good morning.

Gold!

This

is

dead familiar.

I reckon we've been here before.

We have. Ten minutes ago, only from the
other direction.

Here come your punters, Matthews.

He knows what he's doing. Look at that
bloody mud.

You just start walking.

What a way to buy your jewellery, eh?

I'll bet Cartier's don't work like this.

Put the briefcase on the ground.

I want to see the money.

Put the briefcase on the ground, then
you can see the money.

Oh, my God.

Now, turn around and start walking.

Nick! I'll do your kneecap, son, if you
don't shut it. Come on.

Let's do as he says. Come on.

I'm gonna burn it!

Over here.

No! Not in there!

Adam!

Son, that's nice and comfy. Adam!

Please don't leave me with these men.

Hey, what about the diamonds?

Diamonds, you diddlo.

It's heroin, isn't it?

It's what?

Yeah, that would really ruin the cut of
your suit, wouldn't it?

Oh, my God, let's get out of here.

Let's!

Don't tell me.

This is one of those grotty little
calves that actually serve fantastic

And Richard Burton comes here at dawn
for egg and chips, right?

All in one, sir.

The geezer said he could only manage
110.

So I simply leave it at that. Oh, and
that kid, I can only bung you a tenner.

Sorry.

Now, where have I heard that before?

Did you not have any?

He only makes one of those a day, does
George.

What's these little black bits on the
eggs here?

Troubles. No, nothing nasty like that,
Vern. It's burnt fat.

Come on, Vern.

Back around, mate.

You don't mind if we move another table,
do you?

Bon appetit.

Right people, right time, just the wrong
location.

I've got a good idea.

If you keep me near, I'll be so good for
you. I'm

gonna help you.

Be so good for you I'll do it like you
want me to Love you like you want me to