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Fonke, you're late again.
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It's only 30 minutes.
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If this is early by African time, you
should be congratulating me instead of
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complaining. Well, this is London and
late is late.
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Take it easy.
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Stop stressing.
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Fonke, I've had a letter from the
government. This is serious.
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Yes.
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From the government.
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Is it about my immigration status?
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No. They've brought up a new regulation
which says any employee who handles food
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and drink has to pass a first aid course
and exam or they're unable to work.
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Oh.
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Well, good thing there are no employees
in the cafe.
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Then what are you?
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Tony, your business partner now.
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Funke, I am the owner of this business
and you are an employee. And what's
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an employee who is always late.
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Now you have to pass this first aid
course.
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Look. I already have a first aid
certificate.
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Really? Yes.
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Where is it?
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In Lagos.
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Look, I got it from the National Girl
Guide.
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Yes.
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First Lagos company.
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Funke, having a badge from the Girl
Guide doesn't count.
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We are talking about a certified
national British certificate in first
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have a week to pass this course or it's
bye -bye, Funke.
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One week?
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The Banjos.
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Look at all the bills that are overdue.
I am just toying with them. Don't worry.
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I will hit them all with money, bit by
bit.
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Each month, we have enough to make sure
we can pay the bills.
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But each month, because of your
squandering habits, we come up short.
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So I'm getting the blame. When you are
the one spending money on shoes and bags
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on E Street Market, I'm doing my best to
support everyone.
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Bye, y 'all.
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All you do is waste money on get -rich
-quick scheme.
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And as it works, no... Get -rich? Get
-rich -kini? What are you talking about?
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Last month, was it not a lottery sketch
card? You spent £150 and won nothing.
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Zero. Zero, zero, zero.
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The man in the betting shop said I had a
one -in -four chance of winning. How am
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I supposed to know that all of my £150
will not win a single penny?
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What about the phone card business?
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And let's not forget the fake land in
Leckie disaster.
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Oh, Gladie. Gladie, must you always be a
messenger of the past?
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Bayo, we need to cut back. At this rate,
we won't be able to afford Shadi and
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Toby's tutor.
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Okay, okay. Yes, you are right.
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So what do you suggest we start with?
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Well, I have changed our electricity
supplier.
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£750 a month.
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Oh, that's good.
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Very good, very good.
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I have put a call bar on the telephone,
so no more expensive phone calls to
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Nigeria. Get yourself an international
phone card, everybody else does.
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Gladdy, well done.
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My CFO, Chief Financial Officer of the
Adebanjo family.
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I give you absolute authority.
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Cut back on any bills that you can.
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You do? Of course now.
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With all this money that you are saving,
we may have enough money for the family
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to go on holidays to Nigeria.
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Then you'll be happy to know I have
cancelled your Sky Sports package. What?
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My Sky Sports package? Radis, no!
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Bayo, are you trying to tell me that
watching Premiership football is more
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important than your children's
education?
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Yes! I mean, no, yes!
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Radis,
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this is more important than life or
death.
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Watching Sky Sports is the only
relaxation I get. You cannot do this to
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It has been done.
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What is more important to you?
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Sky Sports or Sade and Toby?
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Sky Sports or Sade and Toby? Sky Sports
or Sade and Toby? Okay, okay.
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Come to me.
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It's done.
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Today is a bleak day for mankind.
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Shadi, you must do the test for me.
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So, Auntie, you only need to get four
out of twenty and you can't even do
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Look, it's not that I cannot.
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It's just that they were tricking me
with the questions.
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So, look, look at this book.
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And do the test for me.
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And what am I going to get out of this?
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The question is not what you are going
to get, but what you will not get.
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If you do the test, you won't get the
bottom of my shoes on your head.
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Uncle, that's like so not fair. I mean,
I should at least get something.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I know what I will do.
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The next time you tell your mum and dad
that you are going to the library, I
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will not let them know that.
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You actually were going to see your
boss.
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Okay, friend.
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Auntie, that's blackmail.
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At least it's something.
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No, you just sit down and do the thing.
Use your head, Daria.
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Okay.
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Auntie.
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This is the last question now. All we
need to do is submit and let's see what
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got.
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What did you... Eh?
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What did I get?
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Congratulations, you got 16 out of 20!
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes,
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yes, yes, yes!
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I knew it! I knew it! I knew I could
find a way! Yes!
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Nobody can knock Funke down.
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Aunty, there's more.
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It says, due to your high increase of
results, you've been selected
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to take part in a practical exam to
demonstrate your knowledge.
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So, what does that mean?
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It means because you did so well, they
want to see it in action.
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Sade, what have you done?
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What have you done? Why did you do so
well? You told me to.
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Look, I told you to pass, not to solve.
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You only needed four points. And then
you were showing off. Now I have a
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problem. Well, I'm sorry. I'm so
fantastic.
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I did so well.
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So you should be.
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How am I going to demonstrate my first
aid skills when I don't even have any?
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They say they're going to come to your
place of work.
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To the cafe?
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What am I going to do?
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What am I going to do?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Maybe I can ask Tony to pretend to be
me.
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Yes.
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Yeah, Auntie, that's not going to work.
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I have to think of something, Sade.
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Ah, can you smell that sweet aroma in
the air?
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Oh, it is the smell of my wonderful
wife.
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I have to go. Bayo is romancing me. Oh,
Bayo, I paid for me. Of course, now,
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only the best for you. I also got you
the finest Belgian chocolate.
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Oh, Bayo, I don't remember the last time
you romanced me like this.
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It was when you wanted... Wait, hold on.
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Gladys, must you be a messenger of the
past? Can I not romance my beautiful
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wife? Look, I got you this chocolate and
flour. I also booked you a table at
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Mama Africa.
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Oh, bye. I'm so sorry for being
suspicious.
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Let me go and put something nicer on for
the meal.
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Dad, did you convince mom to get the Sky
Sports bag? Shut up.
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So that's what you wanted?
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So, Bayo, football is more important
than me. Yes. No.
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Look, Gladys, it's the big game on
Sunday and I want to be able to watch it
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home instead of listening to it on FM
radio.
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Please, please, please.
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Don't cancel the sports channel.
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Bayo, you are such a calamity.
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Football is cancelled and will remain
cancelled.
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Toby.
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I was nearly there.
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One more evening of romance and I would
have had my Sponsor Channel back. You
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ruined the whole plan.
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Dad, that was never going to work.
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Sadly, women are a lot smarter than
that.
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You're this small, but what do you know
about women?
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I know more than you think.
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To get a woman to do what you want, you
have to use reverse psychology.
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Reverse what?
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You have to make her think you don't
want to watch football and that she
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to be more involved in her life.
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That is the most stupid thing I have
ever heard.
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So you want me to tell her that I don't
like football and then she will give me
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back this post -channel? Oh, my God. No
wonder you are failing at school, coming
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up with such nonsense.
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Dad, dad, hear me out.
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What you do is be in her space 24 -7.
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That way you will annoy her so much...
She will whip you were watching football
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and out of her way. I see.
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Make her sick to death of me. I can do
that.
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I know you can.
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When I am watching football, I'm not a
problem.
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I'm out of the way.
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No football, and I am a nuisance. See?
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See? This idea can actually work.
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Well, Dad, I know. So, um...
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How much am I getting paid for my
advisory services?
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Paid? You are lucky you are not getting
a dirty slap for ruining my previous
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plan. Listen Toby, your idea is very
appreciated, but I had a similar plan
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anyway.
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Time for Bayo to do the reverse of
psychology.
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Explain it to me.
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You managed to get 15 out of 20, and now
they want to send an inspector to come
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here. Yes.
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They were so impressed with my
performance.
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They probably are coming here to
congratulate me.
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Congratulate you? Funke, they are coming
here to investigate you. Like me, they
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want to know how you improved so
miraculously.
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Study. I studied hard.
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Look, Tony, don't worry. Look, I've got
it sorted.
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Inspector, here.
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Look at that man.
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What?
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How are you going to manage to pass the
practical?
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Oh, Tony.
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Yes, with my charm and the fresh funky
food.
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Funke, you cannot rely on your food and
your fish all the time.
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Anyway, good luck. I'll be back in a
sec. I've just got to see a man about a
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dog. Yeah, watch me.
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Hello, excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Hi, lovely Bobo.
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Would you like some of Phunket's
fabulous food on the house? That would
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great.
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I've heard how fine it is.
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Hello, excuse me.
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from a very fine woman.
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I haven't seen you here before.
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Well, I have important business here.
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I see.
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Excuse me.
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Why can't you wait your turn?
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Can't you see I'm busy with the
customer?
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You said you were on an important
business?
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Yes, that's right.
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Excuse me.
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I've been waiting here for 10 minutes
waiting for a cup of coffee.
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Wait another 10 minutes.
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What is wrong with this girl? Do you
know what?
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You are really rude.
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My job is this.
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What is your concern here now? What is
your concern? I beg.
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Leave. Come out.
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I ain't leaving.
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You are looking for my trouble now. You
are looking for my trouble.
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I will give it to you. I told you.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, Mama Ali.
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What? I could leave, but if I leave,
that means I'm going to have to fail you
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your first aid exam.
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Huh? You?
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The inspector?
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Yes.
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If you are the inspector, who are you?
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I'm an estate agent, sweetie.
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Now, how's all that fresh fish?
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Ooh, free fish.
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Free food. Free.
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Does this place look like a charity
shop?
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Go.
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Come on.
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That's enough. I've had enough.
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Can I have my coffee now?
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Shut up about this young... Go.
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Can we get back to the inspection?
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Or I will fail you.
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trying to help.
251
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Is that dirty thing?
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I have not used this in 10 years.
253
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I have been so busy watching that
television, it's taking up too much of
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time. You are messing up what I just
cleaned.
255
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,120
Potato, I am only trying to help.
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Just leave me alone, Bayo.
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what you call a recovery position?
258
00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:15,170
Yes. It depends on what you are
recovering from.
259
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:19,089
Malaria, tobacco, hangover.
260
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Okay, okay.
261
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Um, last question, yeah?
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I have a small wound on my wrist.
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Ah, sorry.
264
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No, no, no.
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Please apply the bandage
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appropriately.
267
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,180
Does that very clearly look like a
Murray?
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What? Yes.
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You need it tighter.
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No, no.
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Oh, okay.
272
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You see, this is how we tight bandage in
Lagos.
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It's cutting my circulation.
274
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,720
I'll tie him, Franky, before he fights.
275
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But if he faints, I will put him on the
recovery plan. No, no, it's okay. It's
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okay. No, no, no. It's fine.
277
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,480
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's
fine. Look.
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Look, I'm sorry, Funke.
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You scored one out of ten.
280
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,400
Eh, but I scored one.
281
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:52,760
At least I tried.
282
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,440
But that was for putting down your name.
283
00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:58,820
Sorry, you failed. You can't work here.
284
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,640
Huh? What do you mean I cannot work
here?
285
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,600
Surely you've already been hit. What?
286
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,020
This woman is a danger to society.
287
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,560
Ah, no.
288
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,080
Tony, do something.
289
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,600
There's nothing I can do, Funke. You
can't work here anymore. Ah!
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00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
I can work,
291
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,080
please. Tony, do something now.
292
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:23,040
Look at it properly. I can't do it now.
I can't do bandage.
293
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,320
I do it.
294
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,400
Tony.
295
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,320
Stop.
296
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:34,500
I love these Nollywood things.
297
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,060
Such a captivating performance.
298
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:41,280
Can you please keep quiet? I'm trying to
watch this.
299
00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:20,650
Why don't you switch off that television
and let's do some talking? I have come
300
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,270
to the realization that we should do
more communications.
301
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,050
Not now, Bayo.
302
00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:30,950
Well, Gladys, I am here for you. I want
you to know that I am willing and ready.
303
00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:36,590
I know you are here, Bayo. I know, and I
will be here from now on.
304
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:40,350
Actually, you know, I have seen this
film before. That guy, he does juju, and
305
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:41,690
then he dies in the end. That's it.
306
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,130
That's enough, Bayo.
307
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:47,190
Ever since the first channels have been
cancelled, you have not left me alone.
308
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,770
Interfering with my films, eating
chicken, and just being a right
309
00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:54,650
If you having those channels means I can
have some peace and quiet, then you can
310
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:55,419
have them.
311
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:59,700
Gladys, you surprised me. So you want me
to have the channels back again?
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00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,140
Yes, you can have them.
313
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,980
Fine, if you insist.
314
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:09,700
But, Gladys, you know these Nollywood
channels that you are always watching?
315
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,560
What are you saying?
316
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:17,980
Well, since we are talking about
cutbacks, why don't you cancel that
317
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,000
channel? After all, what is more
important?
318
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,160
Nollywood channel or our student
education?
319
00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:32,290
I will call them to return this guy's
post package.
320
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,970
It's a very good suggestion.
321
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,750
The reverse of psychology.
322
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:48,210
Yeah.
323
00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,850
You see? He dies in the end.
324
00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:56,190
I can't believe it.
325
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,530
It's really over, Funke. There's nothing
I can do.
326
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:00,529
Oh, Tony.
327
00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,530
I know.
328
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:03,930
Let me just try again, you know?
329
00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:06,730
Funke, the inspector's choking on the
fish.
330
00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:10,670
Tony, oh, you know what you're doing.
You passed the test.
331
00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:14,070
No, I didn't. I got someone else to do
the exam for me. What?
332
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,160
I did it. I did it.
333
00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:50,700
I don't know. What can I do to repay
you?
334
00:22:53,200 --> 00:23:00,180
Yes, well, you can start by giving me a
pass
335
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,580
in my first test.
336
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:03,580
Okay.
337
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,880
I suppose you did save my life.
338
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:10,040
I actually know what I'm doing, yes. You
do, you do.
339
00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:11,860
There you go.
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