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Have you seen these flyers?
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Hmm.
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Looks like we've got some competition
over there next door.
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Tony, so what does that mean for us?
Mean for us?
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Okay, don't think I'm intimidated by a
bit of competition.
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Well, you'll see we've got nothing to
worry about. The customers love it here.
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They won't even notice the new place.
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Uh -huh.
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Unless somebody is handing out loads of
flyers.
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Uh, excuse me, what do you think you're
doing?
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What do you look like?
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I'm Graham.
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I'm the owner of the new Gigi's Cafe.
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Funke, chuck him out.
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Oh, you're the famous Funke I've heard
all about.
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Tony, you see?
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My legend is global.
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He's from next door. He's hardly global.
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Everybody's heard of Funke.
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I hear it's the only reason people come
in this dump. It's because of your
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fabulous soup.
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I've got a proposal to make to you,
Funke.
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Why don't you come work for me?
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What?
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How dare you come into my cafe and
approach my staff? I think you'll find
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is a free market, mate. I can approach
you all I want.
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Anyway, Funke isn't interested. She's
loyal to me.
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Tony.
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There is no loyalty in pound sterling.
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Mr Mann from Gigi's Cafe.
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What is your proposal?
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Thank you, Funke.
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My proposal is taking you away from
working in a dump like this.
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To working in a brand spanking new
establishment.
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This place is not a dump.
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Go on.
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And I'll tell you what. I'll give you 25
% more than that man standing right
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there. Oh, okay.
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So, when do you want me to start?
Because this slave master makes me get
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before the sun.
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Okay. I'll give you an afternoon shift.
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Afternoon?
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When do you want me to start?
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Funke, I've done what I've done for you.
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Tony. It's not personal.
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It's business.
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This offer is too attractive for me to
turn down.
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There you go. I've got a contract right
there.
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Pass me a pen.
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But you haven't heard my offer yet.
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Offer? Tony, you don't do offers.
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Ask the customers here. You'll never do
offers.
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I'll pay you double.
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Don't listen to him. He's all talk.
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And I'll lower your hour.
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Look, I want a promotion.
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Make me a manager.
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Funke, I am the manager.
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Eh, make me a deputy.
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Deputy manager.
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But it's only you and me in here anyway.
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Oh, sorry, you don't understand.
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In a Nigerian society, titles matter.
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The director, the chief executive
director, the this, the that. How can I
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people that I am a rich man?
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Ah, look.
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Let people know.
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I'll call you a supervisor.
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You see, Funky, this man don't
appreciate your excellence.
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I'll tell you what I'll do.
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I'll give you 75 % more pay and I'll
make you my official deputy manager.
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Okay. Okay, I'll match that offer.
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Okay.
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I can get you like this.
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Funky, think widely.
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We've come so far.
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Mine's a new venture, Funky.
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Gigi's is the place, it's the future.
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Look, Tony.
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You gave me this job when I needed it
most.
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But I'm working so hard making this job.
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I'll accept your offer on only one
condition.
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Go on.
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You hire a new assistant for me.
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If you get an assistant, then you'll
stay?
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Of course not. Then we have a deal.
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Yeah.
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So what do we do now?
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We start by chucking him out.
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Jessica is the girl for me.
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From her hair, her lips, her nostrils,
her eyes.
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Can't you see the chemistry?
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Yeah, man, I can see it leaping from the
screen.
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So when are you actually going to go and
talk to this girl instead of drooling
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over her every single night?
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Well, I'm working on it.
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See, I've got a game plan.
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Oh, wait.
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I think I've heard this before.
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Oh, yeah.
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Last year.
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You need to stop being delusional, man.
She's a year older than you.
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But I'm taller than last year.
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Five inches.
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Why don't you just stick to people in
your own league?
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Like your lover, Sandy. Don't mention
her name.
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She creeps me out.
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Besides, I only want Jessica.
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So, Toby, why don't you tell me, how are
you going to get a girl a
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year above you and way, way, way out of
your league?
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I don't know.
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Maybe there's some information on her
profile.
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Interests. Dance.
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Religion, dance.
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Boyfriends, dancers.
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Bruh, I think she likes to dance. And
let's face it, you ain't no Chris Brown.
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Chris Brown?
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I'm a lover.
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He's not a fighter. Okay, okay, Justin
Bieber.
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Whoa, he's got nothing on me.
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I've got the swag and the skills.
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Skills?
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Skills?
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Do you remember your last performance in
the assembly?
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How terrible you was. When all these
guys around me were going, man.
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That guy's got some epileptic thing
going on. Okay, but he got me out of
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didn't he? True.
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But I'm going to tell you as a friend,
bruv.
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If you're going to get this girl, it's
not going to be because of your moves.
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We'll see, innit?
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Don't worry, man.
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I got this.
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Oh, yeah?
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Number one.
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Come over.
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This is not going to work.
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Instead of cooking, you will be flirting
with the customers.
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Get out.
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Go. I don't want you.
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Number two.
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What is wrong with you?
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How can you come to a dump looking like
this?
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Are you homeless?
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Yeah.
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I just came to see if there was any free
food.
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Cheapskates. Does this place look like
your homeless shelter?
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Look, go to the cafe next door. We are
all the tramps. Go.
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Really? Go.
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Okay.
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Where am I going to find a decent
kitchen assistant now?
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Hi.
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I'm Glory.
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I'm here for the kitchen assistant job.
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Modest looking.
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Good size.
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You are not homeless, are you?
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Oh, no.
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But I am willing and able to do whatever
you want.
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Really? Absolutely.
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I will wait hand and foot on you.
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Really? Oh, you bloody dog. You bloody
dog.
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OK,
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Kev. I'm ready.
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Play the music.
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I got this.
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You sure?
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Yeah, man.
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You're about the dance master.
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Ralph,
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stop. Ralph, stop.
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Oh, I'm hurting you, right? Stop it, no,
you're not there. I'm hurting you with
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my... Please.
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What are you doing?
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It's too much for you, isn't it? No.
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Oh, no, Jesus.
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What is Bosley saying, my son?
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Huh?
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Why are you having an epileptic fit?
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It was Bosley.
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Bosley, my friend, if you want to know
Bosley, move aside.
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Kevin, play that music.
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Bosley, Michael Jackson.
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Can I pass the mic?
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What are you doing?
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My back.
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Man, I'm not going to impress her with
this.
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What am I going to do now?
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Bruv, don't worry.
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I know the perfect guy.
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Another thing you need to know about
working in this cafe is that we are
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very busy all the time.
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And we have to work very hard.
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For instance, now, this coffee machine,
you need to clean it every...
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Oh, I've done that already.
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I see.
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Oh, OK.
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I have a very big order for sandwiches,
which I'm... All done.
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And at the end of the day...
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You sweep and mop. Well, it's mopped and
whacked.
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Funky, I need some more of your soup.
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It's just so tasty.
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Wow, Funky.
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This soup of yours seems to be really
popular.
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You know, I'm a woman of many talents.
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I'm sure it tastes good too.
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What's the secret?
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I can't let you know.
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This has been a recipe that has been
handed down to me from generation after
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generation. Ah, from the shores of
Ekiti's land to the streets of
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Enjoy.
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So, Funke, tell me a bit more about
yourself.
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Are you married?
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Married? Eh, what?
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Mind your own business.
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And go and face your cleaning. Go, go.
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Go.
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Funky.
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It's looking good in here.
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It's sparkling clean.
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You see?
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You see how much things have improved
since I became the deputy manager?
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Have you been to the cafe next door?
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Nobody in there.
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And what about this new assistant? You
sure she's not doing all the work?
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She's okay.
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A little bit slow.
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I think we can manage with her.
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Hi,
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Tony.
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I'm Glory, your new kitchen assistant.
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Then what has happened to your clothes?
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Your glasses?
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I see things a lot clearer now.
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And I like what's in front of me.
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Funke, you didn't tell me your new
assistant had such fine credentials.
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So, Tony, what can I get you?
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Those plates are going to wash
themselves.
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I asked you to wash them. I will, Funke.
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But can't you see?
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I'm helping the manager.
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Manager, eh?
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Did he hire you?
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Now, hurry up and go and wash those
plates.
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Funke, don't talk to her like that.
You've got two hands, haven't you?
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It's like that now, eh?
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I see. As you always say to me, Funke.
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Don't jealous me.
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Jealous. Me dead lost.
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Funky, what's wrong with the soup today?
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It's making me sick.
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There's nothing wrong with my soup.
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The soup is perfect.
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Well, that is the fifth complaint we've
had today.
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Who asked you?
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Pony Teddy, I think you're going to have
to pull this soup from the menu.
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It's the only reason people come here.
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Well, I'm going to tell everyone about
your dodgy soup.
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And I'm going to tell them all to go to
Gigi's Cafe.
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At least there you don't get poisoned.
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You're a successful business owner.
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Don't let her ruin your reputation.
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You think I'm a success?
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Well... As a successful business owner,
Funke, I am making the executive
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decision of pulling your soup off the
menu.
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Tony, now I see that you are really more
stupid than you look.
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After all I have done for you and this
cafe, is that how you treat my soup? You
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have no right to speak to the manager
like that.
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Shut up, you decibelized crap!
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Funke, you must stop all that talk or I
will suspend you.
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You cannot talk to our staff and my
beloved like that.
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Suspend. Suspend me. Oh, Tony. Is this
how you treat me?
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You don't need to suspend me because I
quit.
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Yes. And I will go over to JJ's cafe
next door where my talents will be
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appreciated. Yes.
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Where's the secret weapon that's going
to teach me my dance moves?
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Don't worry.
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He'll be here. He will be here.
Especially when I mention money was
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Well, you might need to hurry up because
I may have texted Jessica and told her
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there's a little dance -off tonight.
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You did what?
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Well, it was the only way I could get
her interested.
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Here he is.
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The one.
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The only.
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Cousin Femi.
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Bella!
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Cozzy Femi is here.
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What's up?
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What's up?
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So what is it about learning how to
dance?
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And you didn't call me.
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Don't you know that I was in the debunch
dance group in college?
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All right, Cozzy Femi. Well, show me
what you got.
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Kevin, you're forgetting something.
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Payment. What?
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Payment.
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Don't worry, man. Don't worry. I got
you. You got me? Yeah, I got you, man.
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Don't worry, man.
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Move away, guys. It's going to be
difficult.
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Are you just going to look at me? Can't
you help your cousin?
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Move this thing!
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Lovely, lovely, okay.
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Right, then.
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This is going to be very, very intense.
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Say it!
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Intense? Intense! Intense!
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One,
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two, three, go!
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To the left. To the right.
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Then you...
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Have you got it? Yeah yeah Ready?
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Yeah
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Impressing girls with our dog's moves.
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No pee skills.
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Actually, Kev, this is pretty cool. It
might work. Kevin, feel the beats, man.
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Come on.
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Bro, God help you, man.
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It's just going to be okay.
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Simeon!
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They said they no longer need my
assistance.
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So I guess you've come back here wanting
a job back?
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Me? To come and work with you?
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With that woman?
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But I don't understand, you know?
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That place is jam -packed. I don't know
why they don't need my services.
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Really? Tony, all your customers have
gone there.
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Well, that's no thanks to you and that
soup.
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I've got to get my customers back.
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It's OK.
330
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I'll help.
331
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:26,550
Are you sure it's not all this romancing
that's causing the customer to fall
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sick? And not my soup.
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Anyway, I've come to pack my things.
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Operation Sub -Sabotage. Okay.
335
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:05,730
Stay away from there.
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00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:12,130
Gloria, what is JJ's cafe's apron doing
in your bag? You shouldn't be going
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through my things.
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00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:15,270
What about this vinegar?
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Gloria, what's going on?
340
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Tony, call the police.
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Or even Graham's cafe.
342
00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:39,510
Or GD's for short.
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00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:45,090
So all this... All this was a... Was a
set -up?
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I thought you liked me.
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You're right.
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You should be so lucky.
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00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:58,650
So you did all this because you were
threatened by my cafe?
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00:20:59,970 --> 00:21:00,970
The cafe?
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You were threatened by my soup.
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Funky, I think you should call the
police.
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Police. Police call. Police me.
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00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:11,020
And you deal with this Jezebel myself.
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Personally. Oh, she should have thought
about it before she messed up with Funke
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Fabulous. Oh, yeah.
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Oh!
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I'm sorry, Funke.
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You saved me. You saved me from that
woman. You saved the business.
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00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:40,730
Look, someone has to look after you.
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00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:45,110
There are plenty of Jezebels out there
looking to find themselves a successful
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businessman.
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00:21:46,690 --> 00:21:48,810
Oh, so you think I'm a success?
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Did I say that? You must have slipped
from my mouth.
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Tony, if you ever insult my cooking and
my soup again, I will show you
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Pepe. I will destroy your sight of Ferry
Road.
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00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:13,240
Auntie, thank you so much for allowing
me to use your cafe for our dance.
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Cool project.
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00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:18,720
Cool project, eh?
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00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:20,960
Do you think I'm that stupid?
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00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,340
Look, you have only 20 minutes to make
it count.
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00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,060
Thank you so much, Auntie. I owe you
one.
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00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:31,320
They're coming, man. Get ready, man.
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00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:33,919
What's up ladies?
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Hi, first of all.
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Yeah, so let's see this new dance then.
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00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:40,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, here we go.
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Introducing the one, the only, dancing
machine that is Toby Addy Banjo!
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Kev? Yeah man, sorry, I'm trying.
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00:23:16,110 --> 00:23:18,410
So sorry about him. He's so
embarrassing.
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00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:23,210
I'm free if you guys ever want to go out
on a date. No, actually, this is kind
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of cool.
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00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:25,250
This could be like the new dance crane.
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00:23:26,650 --> 00:23:28,730
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
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00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:36,650
Oh, my gosh, thank you for showing me
this new dance, Toby. I'm going to show
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Andy. He's the back -end dancer for One
Direction.
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00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:41,530
Andy? Yes, Andy, my boyfriend.
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00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,490
Boyfriend?
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00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:49,460
Ha ha!
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