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Yes, hello?
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Yes, thank you. Yes, I wish to cancel my
insurance.
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What do you mean, am I sure? What kind
of interrogation is this? My friend,
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cancel the thing.
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Yes, cancellation, submission, order.
Done. Cancel it now. Thank you.
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Huh? Yes, thank you.
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Oh, by the way, what's your name?
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Oh, Mike.
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Thank you, Mike. Bye.
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Oh, bitch.
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I have saved myself some money. Already
I feel lighter.
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Insurance. I pay insurance for this
appliance and that appliance.
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Look at Gladys.
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She has not washed this like bad.
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What am I meant to wear to Sister Dara
Molan's 50th birthday?
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Gladys!
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Am I meant to do everything in this
house?
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Shadi? Shadi?
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Toby?
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conditional
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You broke the washing machine.
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What do you mean? It's not broke.
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Yeah,
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it did.
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Dad, it's not even turning on.
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I mean, the first time you used it and
it breaks, you should have just left it
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to mum.
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It's your fault. I was calling, calling,
calling, no answer. Therefore, you are
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responsible for breaking it.
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Dad, this washing machine is so old.
We've had it since I was born. Just call
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the insurance company and ask them for a
new one.
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Ask them for a new one.
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We have no insurance.
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Of course we do.
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Mum always makes sure we get the
insurance.
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As she said.
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The men in this household know nothing
about DIY.
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Who is the one that changes the light
bulbs in this house if I don't know
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DIY? That's not DIY.
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I've cancelled it.
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Yes.
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Nothing has been broke for three years
and I've just been pained out of my
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nostrils.
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Nowhere else.
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Don't worry.
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I will fix this.
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Is that Appliance Insurance
Incorporated?
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Yes, let me speak to my buddy, Mike.
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Ah, Mike, yes, this is your friend, Bayo
Adebanjo.
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Bayo Adebanjo. Anyway, don't worry.
Listen, I am under much reconsideration
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and deliberation. I have decided not to
go ahead with the cancellation.
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What do you mean I can't cancel my
cancellation?
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Hello? Hello? Mike? Mike? Miko?
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Michele?
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Mommy's gonna kill you!
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What is wrong with you guys? Why are you
looking suspicious?
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Nothing, Gladys.
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Just saying, my potato, my sweet potato.
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You know, I'm just looking at my
wonderful wife and thinking, you know,
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too much hard work. So we are all going
to contribute to the work in this house.
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I must get started with your agbada. Oh,
that old thing. Don't worry about that.
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You just go upstairs.
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Gladys brings the washing basket, Shadi.
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Grab this washing basket from your mom.
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And you go upstairs to rest, my dear. I
will be up in a minute.
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My potato.
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I know you think you're 007.
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And even if you are him, you can't hide
this from mom.
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Look, mark my words.
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I am going to fix this. Now, both of
you, pronto.
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Go to the laundrette and do this washing
before your mum flies out.
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What are you waiting for?
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I'll see you at six tonight.
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Oh, and remember, not to open to the
public. This is a closed audition.
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Cheers, matey. See you later.
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No problem at all.
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So, who is that man?
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Oh, just some West End theatre director.
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He wants to use the cafe later on for
some auditions.
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Since when have you been thinking about
your idea to make money?
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Since I had a look at the balance
sheets, we need this.
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This is a safe deal, unlike the ones you
come up with.
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Look, might I remind you that the only
reason why people come into this
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cafe is because of me. And might I
remind you that the only reason you get
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is because of me.
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Sorry, sir.
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What is this about audition?
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It's a West End show. It's going to tour
the world afterwards, though,
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apparently. West End?
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At the Noctua Circus?
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Oh, showbiz, baby.
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Do you know how many of these West End
actresses have men throw themselves at
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them?
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Imagine I, bearing the star of the West
End, my pictures on all the
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billboards, the buses, my name in
lights.
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It's in my name.
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Funke.
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Funke. Funke.
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That's right.
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Funke.
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Funke.
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Do the dishes.
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This is my destiny.
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Please help me to get an audition. The
man said it was a private audition and
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not open to the public.
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Which is why I want all of you out of
here by 6pm.
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Thank you. Can you rub on my ankles,
please? Yes, Gladys. Anything for you.
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I will rub the ankles, below the ankle,
above the ankle, and even below the
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knee. Slow down, Mr. Romantic.
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My potato.
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Just wait right there, potato.
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I will be back to give you a head
massage.
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This treatment is too much, oh.
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Dr. Michael, any news on your guy?
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I need him to come and fix this washing
machine before Gladie finds out.
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Can he come today?
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What do you mean he charges double for
same -day service?
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Bayo, can you bring my drink over,
please?
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Oh, yes, my sweetness.
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How much?
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300?
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What do you mean do I have insurance?
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Do you think I will be calling you if I
did?
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Listen, tell him I will pay him 100.
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He must be here within the hour.
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Here you go. My potato.
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Exotic rainbow drink.
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Bayo, I feel so terrible.
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I feel so lazy.
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I still have so much housework to do.
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Gladdy, you know it's good to relax.
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After all, you are the first lady of the
household.
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The Michelle Obama of the Adebanjo
family.
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Bayo, you are right.
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But I still have so much laundry to do.
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Shadi can do it all.
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No, I still have another pile over
there.
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Huh? Gladdy?
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Are you...
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Are you still in laundry from the
neighbors?
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It seems to be growing by the minute.
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Of course not.
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But let me get started.
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I have not done your back massage.
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Bayo, a back massage is not going to
wash all this glue. Let me get on with
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No, no, no. You just sit down.
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Bayo, let me.
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I need to keep massaging you.
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Over here, over there.
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Robi, Robi.
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Robo, Robo. Bayo, will you just stop?
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Stop it, please.
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How? Gladys, can I not take care of you?
Will you, for goodness sake, relax?
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Oh, hello.
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Is this the place for the audition?
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Who are you?
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I'm Sarah.
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Sorry, I'm a bit early.
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I'm very keen.
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Been preparing for this role for so
long.
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Did you say your name was?
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Sarah McDonald.
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This is such a great role. I'm so
excited.
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I know.
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But there's no audition here.
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Oh.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Now, if you're not buying anything to
eat, you are wasting my time.
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Okay. Sorry.
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She's sleeping upstairs.
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Have you finished with the laundry?
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Yeah, that's the last lot.
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Good. I can't keep walking up and down
the streets of Peckham with a laundry
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basket, Dad.
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It's ruining my reputation. People are
going to think we're poor.
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We are poor.
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Speak for yourself.
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So when's the guy coming to fix this
thing?
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That's what I was wondering.
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Pastor Michael said he would be here
within the hour, and it's been two hours
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now.
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Typical Nigerian time.
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Look, when he comes, I'm deducting this
one hour from his payment.
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Huh?
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Rubbish.
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Peace be unto this house of glory. My
boy, shut up. Enough with that. Where's
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your guy?
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Brother Bayo, did you not receive my
message?
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No.
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See, the brother was caught up with some
issues involving his immigration
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status.
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In his absence, I am able to fill the
void.
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What do you know about plumbing?
Plumbing?
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There is no plumbing too great for the
Lord.
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For instance, when I was in Tim Smith,
Sister Tola's car broke down. The way I
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laid my hand on the body of the car, of
the car, and the
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engine began to fire up.
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Just pass me the manual.
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We don't know where the manual is.
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Don't worry. I will receive instruction
from on high.
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Please move aside.
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Fire! What?
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I'm laying hands on this. Oh.
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Can I? Yes, you can.
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Fire!
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By the power and the mercy.
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Should have bought a Honda.
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Dad,
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make him stop. He's making it worse.
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Silence. Do not silence the spirit.
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Pastor,
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pastor, pastor!
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Leave the dramatics to the church.
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Don't doubt.
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Don't doubt.
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Did they doubt the Lord when he was
turning water into wine?
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Fire!
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It is working.
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It is working.
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No, it's not.
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It is working. Believe me, boy. I am
sweating in the anointing. Can't you
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Shake it.
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Shake it.
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This is ridiculous.
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Dad. Huh?
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It's working.
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It's working?
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It is.
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How did you do it? It is not me, my
brother.
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It is the resurrection power.
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Pastor, Pastor.
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I am very grateful.
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Thank you, no problem.
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What about the payment we spoke about?
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But the mechanic did not come.
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Brother Bayo, is your machine fixed?
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Yes, now.
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As I always preach, if you give, you
will receive. I have given you a working
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machine. Now I'm waiting for something
to receive.
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Keep it going.
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Dad, it's dead.
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You didn't fix it properly.
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It is because of your unbelief.
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The Lord cannot walk when there is
doubt.
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So, aren't you going to try again?
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Toby, my boy, I think this one is a bit
too much for me. But I wish you all the
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best of luck.
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Before I leave, any chance of a cooler?
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Just go.
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Just go.
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I say go!
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So what are we going to do now, Dad?
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We are back to square one.
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Sarah McDonald, please.
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Sorry, we are for Sarah McDonald?
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Open your eyes. Can't you see?
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I'm Sarah McDonald.
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You're a bit different in your headshot.
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I put on a tan.
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She's put on more than that.
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Okay, Sarah.
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When you're ready.
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Oh, Romeo, Romeo.
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My luscious Romeo.
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Where art thou?
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Your funky is waiting.
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Yes.
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Maybe I will have to accept defeat.
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But I will have to find a way to spin it
so the blame is not on me.
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How?
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I will blame it on you.
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That's not fair.
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After all we've done.
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And I suppose you're going to tell her
that we cancelled the insurance too?
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Look, if you blame it on us, and I'll
tell her how you tried to hide it from
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all along.
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Are you trying to blackmail your father?
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Well, if you're going to pour us the
blame, then yeah.
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What's all this noise?
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Nothing, Mum.
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Dad's just got something to tell you.
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Yes, you do.
284
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About the reason you've been acting so
shifty.
285
00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:28,270
But first, let me put this in the wash.
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Let her know!
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What is all this nonsense?
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Come into the living room and I will
explain.
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You better.
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I can't believe Dad tried to set us up.
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Dad thinks he's funny, you know.
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Always getting into things and then
blaming it on others. I don't need
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reminding.
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Let me check the washing machine and see
if it has any coins in it.
295
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But so cheap like that, it's
unbelievable.
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You won't be saying that when I get a
fortune.
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What's that?
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It's Dad's hat.
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I think it's stuck.
300
00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:20,280
Maybe that's what got caught and stopped
it from working.
301
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Really?
302
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,960
So, Bayo, talk to me. What is the
problem?
303
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:41,480
Must there always be something wrong
when I want to talk to my wife?
304
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Yes, Bayo, just tell me.
305
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My friend, just spit it out.
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You see, look, when you leave your
duties of the house to me and your
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responsibilities, there will always
occur some mishaps.
308
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,100
What exactly do you mean by mishaps?
309
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,600
Dad, we fixed it.
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Really? Fix what?
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Oh, nothing.
312
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Shadi, what is all this about?
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00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:12,130
What are you doing with your dad's hat?
314
00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:16,750
You guys have been acting fishy all day
with the washing machine. I hope you
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have not broken it to buy it.
316
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:21,690
Of course it's not broken. Why must you
always think the worst?
317
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,110
I'm going to go and check for myself.
318
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:40,290
Yes, we had a chat about your audition
and we thought it was, um... We thought
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00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:41,370
it was great.
320
00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:45,310
I thought you did.
321
00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:51,190
What are you talking about? We like you
so much that we are not going to bother
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00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:52,530
with further auditions.
323
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,090
You've done it again.
324
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,450
You've done it again.
325
00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,110
I don't worry.
326
00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:14,150
Oh, you're on the move.
327
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:17,970
Yes,
328
00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:24,150
we certainly can see it all.
329
00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:34,590
you've applied for.
330
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,250
I beg thee.
331
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,010
Hurry up and tell me the role now.
332
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,189
What is it?
333
00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:41,250
Well, I can introduce you to who you're
playing with.
334
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,190
Camel. Oh, Camel.
335
00:21:44,350 --> 00:21:45,350
Yes.
336
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:49,530
Here I come.
337
00:21:54,610 --> 00:22:00,270
You mean you want me to act with a man
dressed in a donkey?
338
00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:02,410
No, sir.
339
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,720
Where's the donkey?
340
00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:07,260
Back end of the donkey.
341
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:12,880
You're joking, right?
342
00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:16,840
You want me to play an ass?
343
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:19,580
Don't put it that way.
344
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,940
First things first.
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00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:25,320
My name is Don Cera.
346
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,020
My name is Funke.
347
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,880
Funke Fabulous.
348
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:39,690
have too much talent, too much class,
too much fabulosity for me to be playing
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00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:40,690
one stupid animal.
350
00:22:41,010 --> 00:22:42,710
What are you thinking anyway?
351
00:22:43,270 --> 00:22:47,610
A whole me to reduce myself to playing a
stupid horse.
352
00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:50,210
It's actually a donkey.
353
00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:53,330
Whatever it is, donkey, cow, horse, you
mean.
354
00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:56,290
Look, you better look for somebody else
to play that role.
355
00:22:57,010 --> 00:22:59,290
Fonke is not anybody's ass.
356
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,840
I told you, you shouldn't doubt me.
357
00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:32,400
So what has been going on today? You
have all been acting rather strange.
358
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,020
We just wanted to appreciate you for all
the hard work you are doing.
359
00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:39,000
So we wanted to take you out for dinner.
360
00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:42,800
But you ruined the surprise, so we just
have to order Chinese instead.
361
00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:44,199
Chinese instead?
362
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,860
When we are trying to save money in this
house, please don't bother.
363
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,680
I'll warm up some rice and soup.
364
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,520
Oh, that's what I like about my wife.
365
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,800
Financially responsible like her
husband.
366
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,140
Kid, let's eat.
367
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:01,420
So dad, are you going to sort us out
with some money for helping you?
368
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:11,020
Don't worry, I will inspect it in two
months. She won't notice anything.
369
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,980
What's with all the whispering? Oh,
nothing, my dear.
370
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,800
Yes, baby.
371
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,400
Make my food very warm. You know I like
it piping hot.
372
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:23,860
Bio.
373
00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:25,300
The microwave had broken.
374
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,980
Can you get me the number of the
insurance company so I can call them?
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00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,280
Oh, God.
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